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  1. Re:In other news... on Paris Hilton Recruited to Publicize Linux · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dunno. I hasn't been starin' at too many horses of late. But we doesn't wanna explore yo' puhsonal b'iness... :)

  2. Re:Nah on 95% of IT Projects Not Delivered On Time · · Score: 1

    Och, the deliverable is the piece above the waterline. Who but a naval architect can calculate the size of the iceberg?

  3. Perception / Reality on IronPython Moving Forward Again · · Score: 0

    Mr. Softy has a historical addiction to ugliness.
    They "need" to pile up a lot of "sobriety" to reduce the tarnish on the image. The philanthropy of the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation amounts to little in the technical community.
    One little binge of historical practices will knock them off the wagon.
    Mr. Softy wasn't addicted to coca^H^H^H^Hmonopolistic practices; he just liked the way they smelled.

  4. Apparently not. on GUIs Sorted By Icons · · Score: 1

    The Ion desktop icons still didn't make it. Oh, wait...

  5. Re:Surprisingly like cooking! (analogy) on On Plug-ins and Extensible Architectures · · Score: 1
    I dunno. My theory is that it's really all an iceberg, where the waterline is at the interface level.
    Typically, we want to manage things in a declarative sort of way, with a high waterline, and have the code fret about the annoying details.
    Then, suddenly, things no worky-worky, or we need to improve time/space/features of the code. Now we want that waterline lower, exposing more of our iceberg, so we can do some imperative sorts of things with it.
    While not a GUI, I've been recently living this iceberg metaphor in a MS environment. Consider:
    Public Sub asdf()
    Dim x As ADOX.Catalog
    Dim c As ADODB.Command
    Set x = New ADOX.Catalog
    x.ActiveConnection = CurrentProject.Connection
    Set c = x.Procedures("your_query").Command
    End Sub

    Duplicating this code in C-shrap or C-pee-pee is a non-trivial undertaking.
    As for Eclipse...I fell short of being thrilled back around 3.0.
    Dare I say, as an emacsor to a viman, that the old "rivalry" between the two shall continue, long past the eventual demise of Java, XML, and the Next Bloated Idea (NBI) has come to roost. :)
  6. Re:Surprisingly like cooking! (analogy) on On Plug-ins and Extensible Architectures · · Score: 2, Funny
    I want the "all your plugins are belong to us" Borg plug-in.
    See emacs.
  7. For a seemingly reasonable use case on A Perspective on Microsoft's Shared Source · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I'd like to use C++ STL containers (I understand them, the knowledge is broadly usable) against managed code to do some custom indexing against MS Word .doc files.
    Various data are kept in an .mdb to support the task. While I'm making steading progress (already prototyped the thing in VBA, it was just too slow and threw some obscure error that may have been memory-related at about the 4-hour point), I must express

    dismay at what an obfuscated object model MS Word presents

    admiration for the VBA enviornment for creating such a silk purse out of this sow's ear.
    So, in addition to tidying the operating system (or at least producing well documented test cases showing WTF), we could also expect to see gradual creation of wrapper classes that would un-bork a lot of this ugliness. I'm envisioniong http://ms_office_space.sourceforge.net, or something, as an umbrella project for libraries that are as 'easy' to use as VBA, but are in a language we can use without negative impact to our self-esteem.
    That will be enough wishful thinking for now, Chris; back to work.

  8. Re:Interesting Quote on Microsoft Partially Opens Proprietary XML Format · · Score: 1

    Also, what is meant by "reading" bears exploration.
    Do you mean a Mark 1 eyeball, or another piece of software?
    Quite a variety of stuff in the My Documents "folder" (we really do want to relate these digital artifacts to everyday office ones, do we not?).

  9. Re:Linux and Smoove B on Adobe Reader 7.0 Coming to Linux · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The Onion totally lost cool points with the subscription thing.
    Capitalists.

  10. Recalls a witticism: on "English" Not Threatened By Webspeak · · Score: 3, Funny

    If a male sheep is a ram,
    and a wild horse is an ass,
    Why is a ram in the ass a goose?
    The question is all the more compelling during tax season.

  11. Re:Poor editing on Beginning PHP 5 and MySQL E-Commerce · · Score: 2, Funny

    You must be new here:
    1. Bang head against wall, repeatedly.
    2. ????
    3. Profit!

  12. Re:Yes on When Would You Accept DRM? · · Score: 1

    DRM has all the pleasure of any externally imposed regime.
    When someone wanted to dupe my "Strange Beautiful Music" by Satriani, I said, "Nah, we have to keep Joe in guitars."
    DRM is about artists putting out quality stuff, the market appreciating the stuff, and the Right Thing occuring.
    Anything else is your standard technological solution to a social problem, i.e. <Dr. Evil gesture>failure</Dr. Evil gesture>.

  13. One wonders on Miguel de Icaza Explains How To "Get" Mono · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will the register-based VM of Parrot trump the plethora of stack-based environments in circulation, e.g. Mono?
    Or, will MS port its Office suite to C#, relase Linux binaries, and enjoy a jolly chuckle?

  14. Re:Regexes are overused on Regular Expression Recipes · · Score: 2, Informative

    Consider the boost libraries http://boost.org/.

    You get tokenizer, regex, and a parser library (spirit), in sorted by increasing caliber.

    It's all about the right tool for the job.

  15. Re:Slashdot standards? on HOWTO Document and Write an SDK? · · Score: 3, Insightful
    You can't write documentation without asserting something about the reader.
    Does "no clue" imply that this is the first time they've ever tried coding something?
    In this case, you want to write something gentle. The python tutorial is one notable example of what to do there.
    However, if you're talking boost, the 100-level stuff isn't going to win applause.
    One thing I haven't seen yet in this thread is the task-oriented, or 'cookbook' approach, that serves at least two distinct purposes:

    quick-n-dirty steps for the initiated

    nice feature overview, to highlight functionality you may not yet be using.
    Another thing unmentioned in the thread in indices. For documentation of size, the better the indices, the more useful.

  16. Re:Short answer, no. on Open v. Closed Source-Climate Change Research · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Under the heading of conflicts of interest, one wonders about the correlation between

    shares of MSFT in the portfolios of government decision makers, and

    selection of Microsoft products to support new projects.
    No real cures for this hypothetical problem that wouldn't be far worse than the disease, alas...

  17. Re:Great on Intel's 64-Bit Pentium 4s Hit The Streets · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not to be confused with an AK47.

  18. Re:To make it work with linux... on Free/Open Source Software Hardware Requirements? · · Score: 1

    Not true. Major Major Major Major got promoted far more quickly than 10 years; no copy of Catch-22 handy to verify the exact number of years. Offtopic, but hey.

  19. Re:Out of print on Google's Library Up and Running · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Dunno. History is a fairly reliable critic. If the daytime soaps you equate with Shakespeare are still in circulation in 100 years, as Bill S. will presumably be, then you may be right.

  20. Re:Because... on True Visual Programming · · Score: 1
    Because in the 1980's people realized that visual programming was a dead-end idea.
    Because since the 1980's people realized that re-packaging visual programming was a dead on-endless cash cow idea.
    Repeat until true.
  21. But but but... on True Visual Programming · · Score: 1

    We can make it rounder! Rational pi!

  22. But but but... on EDS' Secret Love For Linux Laid Bare · · Score: 1

    1. Researchers have integriddy. Intuhgrity. Inta--that thing where they pursue truth. They develop a hypothesis, test it, and report the results, unvarnished.
    2. ????
    3. Profit!

  23. Re:Indeed... on BitMover Releases Open Source BitKeeper Client · · Score: 1

    Perhaps version control, as a software category, breeds Truly Lame Arrogance.
    Go, Subversion!

  24. Re:code.google.com FAQ on Google Launches Google Code · · Score: 1

    Thanks, man.
    The threat of Google getting /.ed was severe, but surely you have pulled us back from the knife edge of the cusp of the precipice. ;)

  25. Re:Anyone know... on Over a Million Zombie PCs · · Score: 1

    +10 Informative post of the day.
    Domo.