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Scientific American Gives Up

IvyMike writes "The April issue Scientific American opens with a Perspectives column titled Okay, We Give Up. It opens, 'For years, helpful letter writers told us to stick to science. They pointed out that science and politics don't mix. They said we should be more balanced in our presentation of such issues as creationism, missile defense and global warming. We resisted their advice and pretended not to be stung by the accusations that the magazine should be renamed Unscientific American, or Scientific Unamerican, or even Unscientific Unamerican. But spring is in the air, and all of nature is turning over a new leaf, so there's no better time to say: you were right, and we were wrong.'"

523 comments

  1. Nice. by windex · · Score: 5, Funny

    But they're still trying to make a buck charging for the article.

    How American.

    1. Re:Nice. by caryw · · Score: 5, Informative

      Screw paying for a joke. Here's the full article now with new and improved karma whoring goodness.

      Okay, We Give Up
      From the April 2005 Issue of Scientific American.
      Who said scientists had no sense' of humor?

      There's no easy way to admit this. For years, helpful letter writers told us to stick to science. They pointed out that science and politics don't mix. They said we should be more balanced in our presentation of such issues as creationism, missile defense and global warming. We resisted their advice and pretended not to be stung by the accusations that the magazine should be renamed Unscientific American, or Scientific Unamerican, or even Unscientific Unamerican. But spring is in the air, and all of nature is turning over a new leaf, so there's no better time to say: you were right, and we were wrong.

      In retrospect, this magazine's coverage of socalled evolution has been hideously one-sided. For decades, we published articles in every issue that endorsed the ideas of Charles Darwin and his cronies. True, the theory of common descent through natural selection has been called the unifying concept for all of biology and one of the greatest scientific ideas of all time, but that was no excuse to be fanatics about it.

      Where were the answering articles presenting the powerful case for scientific creationism? Why were we so unwilling to suggest that dinosaurs lived 6,000 years ago or that a cataclysmic flood carved the Grand Canyon? Blame the scientists. They dazzled us with their fancy fossils, their radiocarbon dating and their tens of thousands of peer-reviewed journal articles. As editors, we had no business being persuaded by mountains of evidence.

      Moreover, we shamefully mistreated the Intelligent Design (ID) theorists by lumping them in with creationists. Creationists believe that God designed all life, and that's a somewhat religious idea. But ID theorists think that at unspecified times some unnamed superpowerful entity designed life, or maybe just some species, or maybe just some of the stuff in cells. That's what makes ID a superior scientific theory: it doesn't get bogged down in details.

      Good journalism values balance above all else. We owe it to our readers to present everybody's ideas equally and not to ignore or discredit theories simply because they lack scientifically credible arguments or facts. Nor should we succumb to the easy mistake of thinking that scientists understand their fields better than, say, U.S. senators or best-selling novelists do. Indeed, if politicians or special-interest groups say things that seem untrue or misleading, our duty as journalists is to quote them without comment or contradiction. To do otherwise would be elitist and therefore wrong. In that spirit, we will end the practice of expressing our own views in this space: an editorial page is no place for opinions.

      Get ready for a new Scientific American. No more discussions of how science should inform policy. If the government commits blindly to building an anti-ICBM defense system that can't work as promised, that will waste tens of billions of taxpayers' dollars and imperil national security, you won't hear about it from us. If studies suggest that the administration's antipollution measures would actually increase the dangerous particulates that people breathe during the next two decades, that's not our concern. No more discussions of how policies affect science either so what if the budget for the National Science Foundation is slashed? This magazine will be dedicated purely to science, fair and balanced science, and not just the science that scientists say is science. And it will start on April Fools' Day.

      Okay, We Give Up

      MATT COLLINS
      THE EDITORS editors@sciam.com
      COPYRIGHT 2005 SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN, INC.
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    2. Re:Nice. by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      The articles over on The Onion are all free. Of course they're also "real" news this week.

    3. Re:Nice. by MasTRE · · Score: 0, Troll

      > But they're still trying to make a buck charging for the article.

      How American.


      And how scientific.

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    4. Re:Nice. by SmokeHalo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Maybe they should rename the mag Capitalistic American.

      Please don't mod that term -1 Redundant.

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    5. Re:Nice. by BuckEZ · · Score: 1

      Thanks. It pissed me off that I can finish the rest of the articles. --Bucky

    6. Re:Nice. by Anti+Frozt · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's fine. With the money I'm getting from selling my son, I can easily afford the subscription.

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    7. Re:Nice. by argStyopa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What I find deeply disingenuous and frankly manipulative about this whole article is that they build this mocking straw man about Creationists, and lump in with him anyone who's criticized them for politicizing the magazine.

      Convenient.

      And then throw in the editorializing in the last paragraph? No, they haven't politicized their stance at all, and anyone who'd suggest so must be one of those slope-browed Creationist religious crazies!

      Personally, I think that they could have a terrific series of articles DISCUSSING politically charged topics - but instead their recent article on Global Warming was again, a strawman 'misunderstanding' of the debate. The article a while back on SDI was screed against the poolitics and the concept with little said about the scientific plausibility (or lack) of the idea. But then who am I? I'm just one of the slope-browed masses who believe that just because you have a PhD in (something) doesn't equate to being an expert in (everything). SciAm *loves* to make fun of congressmen or politicians that blunder about scientific topics, but they see no hypocrisy in their making similarly-uninformed prognostications about international diplomacy or national policy.

      Ironically, they criticize the Bush Administration for 'politicizing science'. Fine, discuss the debate and show the evidence where they've done it (along with fair time for the administration to rebut if they can). But once you take sides, you are NO BETTER.

      You dumb bastards, I've been a subscriber to SciAm since SIXTH GRADE (1980). Aside from a year or two in the middle, I've been a subscriber for 25 years, and it kills me to say it but I'm now cancelling my subscription. This really hurts, but it's been a long time on my mind. I admit that I really do hate you guys for driving me to this. But if I want to read this crap, I'll read Mother Jones.

      "Scientific" American's sarcastic, self important, snide editorial shows precisely what they think of this reader, anyway. Goodbye, SciAm.

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      -Styopa
    8. Re:Nice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, nice job giving us a rundown of anal retentive freakshows and dittoheads that scientific american was giving up to. Really great! Mod him funny!

    9. Re:Nice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And good riddance to you sir.

    10. Re:Nice. by mc_barron · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They don't criticize the Bush people for combining science and politics - they criticize them for removing science from their politics.

      "I've been a subscriber to SciAm since SIXTH GRADE"
      Dude, seriously. Do you actually read SciAm? Their articles are generally very good at describing the science of political issues.

      "discuss the debate and show the evidence"

      Did you read the last paragraph? Oh yeah, you complained that it was too political. Now you are saying that you want more policies discussed. Want to see the evidence? Open up one of your recent SciAms and READ AN ARTICLE! They explain it all right there, using a (somewhat) formal scientific style of writing with most of the information coming from peer-reviewed journal articles.

      Wow, I really hope you were just doing this for April 1st. If not, then it looks like SciAm just lost a subscriber, but not a reader.

    11. Re:Nice. by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      I decided SciAm was too political several years ago and told my brother to stop giving me a gift subscription. They were good for a long time, and then took a turn to the left. The sign post was when they took a gratuitous political potshot in one of the small "current topics" articles -- a three paragraph article about a gas dynamics simulation compared the gas molecule's motion to the Bush administration.

      That's when I started getting MIT Technology Review, but even that is moving more into politics.

    12. Re:Nice. by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Dude, you don't HAVE to believe or agree with everything you read. These April fools articles should be an example of that. The fact that you are so offended from the articles you referenced makes me think you are insecure in your beliefs. Maybe you should stop and truly ask yourself why you believe what you believe.

    13. Re:Nice. by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      It's really all about convergence: law, science, politics, advertising.
      And you thought this internet would reveal truth, as opposed to obfuscating it.
      Nothin' bounces like a reality check!

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      Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
    14. Re:Nice. by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      I guess that is the joke...

    15. Re:Nice. by dhj · · Score: 1

      > And then throw in the editorializing in the last paragraph?

      Did you RTFA? This is a LETTER FROM THE EDITOR. What did you expect? That's where EDITORIAL gets its name.

      > (along with fair time for the administration to rebut if they can)

      IF they can... I think that's the point. They can't, and they're not going to publish half assed arguments. In the scientific world "fair and balanced" fortunately applies only to claims which are backed by evidence.

      --David

    16. Re:Nice. by eclectic4 · · Score: 1

      "PhD in (something) doesn't equate to being an expert in (everything)"

      True, and I don't think anyone suggested that. And I don't think that suggesting a politician, with their myriad of agendas that are significantly distant from what science may tell us, should be commenting at all on these matters, outside of references.

      "slope-browed Creationist religious crazies"

      You ain't kiddin'. Phew!

      But the comment you made about SciAm, and other scientists, politicizing their stance... the only reason it's politicized is because their "stance" butts heads with the politician, and even the crazy religies and their unscientific agenda, so by proxy their "stances" are politicized ("stances" = scientific fact via study, peer review, testing, etc... you know, those crazy things we do in the name of discovery).

      "Ironically, they criticize the Bush Administration for 'politicizing science'. Fine, discuss the debate and show the evidence where they've done it (along with fair time for the administration to rebut if they can). But once you take sides, you are NO BETTER."

      Bullshit. Are you suggesting that when Bush trumps science for agenda, that science can't make a "stand"? Jesus Christ. If that's so, then science and fact finding are dead. And I assure you, these debates do happen, and let me be the very first to inform you (apparently), that the Bush "side" is severely lacking. Most would say that would be putting it in it's mildest terms. In fact, a simple google on most topics can show this outright, but that's work, and most never will bother. Bush wins... and he knows it. It's the dumb bastard effect you mention, and he is their king.

      And yes, cancel your subscription, it seems none of it has sunk in anyway...

      P.S. On a more serious note, you may want to check out Nature. It's very expensive, but filled with well discussed "scientific plausibility", as you put it. However, I must mention, that your "beliefs" will fare no better here either. It's science, there's not much you can do if you do not like the results... well, outside of politicizing them to the slope-browed masses. Seems to be working too...

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      "The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge." - Daniel Boorstin
  2. Boy Howdy by iibbmm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    These NEVER get old. Really. Seriously. Okay, I give up.

    1. Re:Boy Howdy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh for fuck's sake! Even if half the April Fool's jokes are bad, is it really so wrong to have one fucking day a year where people are expected to be a little light hearted and not take everything so seriously?

      I look forward to April Fool's just because of the attitude of *MOST* people. The exception are the people like you who belly ache and whine and moan about how redundant this all is, and how half of the jokes aren't that funny. Did you even read the SciAm article (it was posted a few times in this thread)? It's so heavily laden with sarcasm it ends up not being a hoax but a really good argument. But you'll miss it because you're so upset that people want to mess around ONE FUCKING DAY of the year.

    2. Re:Boy Howdy by notque · · Score: 1

      Where is an evil bit when you need one?

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    3. Re:Boy Howdy by 2old2rockNroll · · Score: 1

      Even if half the April Fool's jokes are bad, is it really so wrong to have one . . . day a year where people are expected to be a little light hearted and not take everything so seriously?

      I was just informed that my new project manager is a 25 year-old with zero experience. Her only qualification appears to be fishnet stockings. It's no joke, and I don't feel much like laughing. Another case of knowing how to dress for success I suppose. April Fools? Bah, humbug. In management land, every day is fool's day.

    4. Re:Boy Howdy by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "These NEVER get old. Really. Seriously. Okay, I give up."

      What, you can't go a day without Slashdot? 364 days a year isn't quite enough?

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    5. Re:Boy Howdy by qkslvrwolf · · Score: 1

      Ah ha! Fishnet stockings! Thats why I wasn't able to find a job, despite good grades and good projects...if only I'd known while I was still a free man...

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      Or have you only comfort...that stealthy thing that enters the house and guest then becomes host, then master - KG
    6. Re:Boy Howdy by locr1an · · Score: 1

      and today I get mod points.... WTF?!?!

  3. Now that's laziness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We don't even get a full joke!

  4. Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    April Fools.

  5. Bloody Fools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't you just LOVE April 1st?

  6. 6 April fools jokes in a row makes this... by Kewjoe · · Score: 3, Funny

    wait for it. .. .. .. .. ..

    unfunny

    1. Re:6 April fools jokes in a row makes this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look back for April 1 posts of Slashdot since it's start. Every post today will be a joke, deal with it and shut the fuck up. Enough people are karma whoring as it is.

    2. Re:6 April fools jokes in a row makes this... by warrior · · Score: 1

      No...
      wait...
      a little longer...

      IT'S FUNNY AGAIN!!!

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  7. DUPRt by Godwin+O'Hitler · · Score: 2, Funny
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    1. Re:DUPRt by froggero1 · · Score: 0

      Whoever modded that a troll doesn't understand april fools...

      Read this article to learn about april fools

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    2. Re:DUPRt by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

      Heh. Finally, a half-decent April Fool's joke! Thank you.

    3. Re:DUPRt by Isosceles+Triangle · · Score: 1

      Correction:

      God: Rome won't be built in a day.

    4. Re:DUPRt by HanClinto · · Score: 1
      I think that's part of the funny-ness of the sig. :)

      Seriously though, language like that can work. For a Being who isn't bounded by time, all of eternity is an ever-present "now". So from His perspective, He can talk about Rome any way He pleases. :)

      I think it's also funny in the context that the whole universe was created in 6 days -- overall, it struck me as funny, and not too sacreligious.

      Thankyou for making me overanalyze a good sig. :-P

    5. Re:DUPRt by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      This one's been knocking around email for weeks... it's not even an April fools joke, just a poor one.

    6. Re:DUPRt by Thud457 · · Score: 1
      For a Being who isn't bounded by time, all of eternity is an ever-present "now".

      So God's a plunger with a hand on the end that has an eyeball in the palm? Can he get me a date with Montana Wildhack?

      It's pretty damn obvious that the world was created in 6 days -- by the lowest bidder.

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      the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    7. Re:DUPRt by qkslvrwolf · · Score: 1

      There is such a thing as too sacreligious? Wow...whoda thunk it? I best go tell my friends...

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      Or have you only comfort...that stealthy thing that enters the house and guest then becomes host, then master - KG
    8. Re:DUPRt by Bun · · Score: 1

      Seriously though, language like that can work. For a Being who isn't bounded by time, all of eternity is an ever-present "now". So from His perspective, He can talk about Rome any way He pleases. :)

      I've always wondered how a being that sees time as an "everpresent now" could interact with us 'time-stuck' follks. Isn't our mode of communication dependent on a timeline? Hrm, it could explain a few things about prophets, though...

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    9. Re:DUPRt by Retric · · Score: 1

      I think an all knowing god that can see all time would work with people as a sculptor works with clay they shape what's going on by looking at the whole shape not just the local part there working with. AKA God world think thoughts like "If I do nothing It would look like this but if I set this on fire at this point in his life it's going to look like this..." his actions are not limited by time but he like the sculptor can be aware of time without being limited by it. It would be like a composer writing a symphony as long as it's still in his head it's all "now" then he set's down with paper works it though to what he want's and then has people to perform the play.

      The odd part comes in where "god' could think about something so completely that it's effectively happening just as a grand master might play a game of chess in his head there's no difference between him playing it in his head and moving peaces around on a board.

    10. Re:DUPRt by Godwin+O'Hitler · · Score: 1

      Actually I wasn't even thinking about the temporal side of things when I wrote the sig. The main joke was meant to be the "wasn't built in a day" idea (compared with how much had been acheived in each of the previous six days).

      But thanks for finding something funny in what I'd overlooked!

      As for the original post, I didn't even get to finish what I was trying to do. My itchy finger slipped and hit the enter key by mistake, so I gave up in disgust. Hence "DUPE!!" became "DUPRt" and I didn't get to say "and it's even a recursive dupe this time". ;)

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  8. (chough chough) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    april fools....

  9. Stupid Idiots! It's... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aprils fool!

  10. April Fools Day... by popo · · Score: 1, Funny


    and everyone's a comedian

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    1. Re:April Fools Day... by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1, Redundant

      in the same sense that everyone on a windows box with admin privilidges is a systems admin ;)

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    2. Re:April Fools Day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hah ,That is just what i was thinking

      --Richie

    3. Re:April Fools Day... by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      haha Well yes it made me fall off my chair ;) i hope this one gets moded up to +5 redundant , it describes my comment perfectly
      that or +5 funny ;)

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  11. Slashdot links to the first 2 paragraphs?! by Logic+Bomb · · Score: 1

    Um, perhaps the submitter is a Scientific American "digital" subscriber, but the rest of us aren't. You think maybe Slashdot should link to full-text articles?

  12. Scientific Unamerican? by PocketPick · · Score: 1, Funny

    There's gotta be a Fox News Joke somewhere in there.

    1. Re:Scientific Unamerican? by bastardadmin · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that be Unscientific American?

    2. Re:Scientific Unamerican? by LinuxFan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Fox News is the joke

    3. Re:Scientific Unamerican? by Three+Headed+Man · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think an accurate portrayal of Bush would be enough of an April Fool's joke.

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    4. Re:Scientific Unamerican? by kpwoodr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Fox has a news channel?

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    5. Re:Scientific Unamerican? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Did you notice the line about "fair and balanced science"?

      A not-too-subtle poke if you ask me.

    6. Re:Scientific Unamerican? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure. Its spelled "Nuz," to avoid any confusion with factual news, or informally, the "Jebus Nuz Channel."

    7. Re:Scientific Unamerican? by Weirdofreak · · Score: 1

      Mod -1, Redundant

      (Racism is the cool thing nowadays, right?)

    8. Re:Scientific Unamerican? by penguinstorm · · Score: 1

      Fox News is inherently a joke, so wouldn't that be redundant?

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    9. Re:Scientific Unamerican? by Adam9 · · Score: 4, Informative
    10. Re:Scientific Unamerican? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You ignoramous! It's the GOOD NEWS channel!

      errrr... no, it's not. Just proof that there's a large gap between theory and practice.

    11. Re:Scientific Unamerican? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      please please quote what you're replying to

    12. Re:Scientific Unamerican? by ezeri · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure whats more telling of the left, that this product exists, or that it is modded informative.

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  13. Paris by datadriven · · Score: 5, Funny

    THEY need to hire Paris Hilton

  14. fair-and-balanced dept? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you mean, from the "i'm fucking wailing-ass on this horse, and it's absolutely totally dead, so please just deal with it" dept?

    what i'm hoping for is a total format change. "Slashdot - where it's april fools day 365 days a year!"

  15. C'mon folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It IS April 1, right?

    1. Re:C'mon folks by MathFox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      April 2nd in Australia.

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    2. Re:C'mon folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Japan, its already April 3rd.

      Seriously, this is preventing people from seeing the real news, like SCO buying IBM.

    3. Re:C'mon folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      April 2nd in Australia.

      And this pretains to a magizine titled Scientific American in what way? I realise that Aussies have had their fun already, but in North America we still have several hours of April 1st left!

  16. the boy who cried wolf by zxnos · · Score: 1
    eventually there is going to be a real story that sounds a little fishy, yet will still get dismissed.

    the stories are fast and furious today.

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  17. THEY MAY HAVE GIVEN UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but April fools KEEPS GOING STRONG!! w00t! (I love today, i wait all year for it, I even love the comments complaining about it)

  18. alternate link by jeffy124 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Registration Required, but at least that's better than cash:

    http://www.philly.com/mld/inquirer/news/editorial/ 11281408.htm

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    1. Re:alternate link by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 1

      Not really an issue with this article since people have already posted the full text, but newspaper sites often let you in if you have a Google Referer: header. Get one by copying the link, pasting it into a Google search box thingy, and then the 'If the URL is valid...' link.

      Like this...

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  19. Giggles. by mpathetiq · · Score: 5, Funny

    This one actually made me giggle like a little schoolgirl. Giggle with joy that they finally admit that creationism is a valid theory.*




    *Parts of this statement may be false.

    1. Re:Giggles. by stlhawkeye · · Score: 1

      The problem with creationism is it's a faith-based theory, and it can't be proven correct (or incorrect, really). It's like a guy standing there saying, "My pet dog Frank is standing next to me but he's invisible to everybody but me. PROVE THAT THIS ISN'T TRUE!"

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    2. Re:Giggles. by Anne+Honime · · Score: 0

      The word you're looking for is "solepsism".

    3. Re:Giggles. by mpathetiq · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My supervisor said it best... once you have faith, you don't need to look for anymore proof. There's no need to find a better answer - no need to strive for higher learning of how the world works. If you are a faith-based person, things just happen "because they are supposed to."

      BLAH.

    4. Re:Giggles. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then your supervisor is working off of a very bad definition of faith. I have faith in my wife, as she has proven herself faithful. Someone questions that, and he gets a fist in the face. Someone produces a polaroid, and she gets... um... the divorce papers ;)

      Faith is the belief in continued performance based upon past experience. Not a blind belief. Though, I will grant, many make it to be that way.

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    5. Re:Giggles. by ZahrGnosis · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think it's "solipsism"...

      not to nitpick.

    6. Re:Giggles. by mpathetiq · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, you just decribed trust in your wife. If you are shown a polaroid that she has been adulterous, she gets divorce papers; we show creationists "polaroids" all the time, but they choose to remain in their "marriage" to their imaginary friend.

    7. Re:Giggles. by stlhawkeye · · Score: 1

      I can respect that, actually, just fine. What I object to is the faith of a few people causing an entire state full of children engaged in scientific discover to be disallowed from ever LEARNING about evolution as a theory. Or any other bit of that darned science that isn't compatible with religious teachings.

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    8. Re:Giggles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said. Perhaps the parent poster's supervisor should actually get to know a person of faith rather than having faith in the cariacatures of people of faith that the MSM vomits into his living room.

    9. Re:Giggles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's not really "faith" in the same sense as religious faith. What you have is faith in the sense that you trust her. Very different.

      Religous faith is blind, unyielding belief despite lack of evidence. It's not just "taking their word for it".

    10. Re:Giggles. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2, Insightful

      from a google search on "Define:Faith"
      complete confidence in a person or plan etc; "he cherished the faith of a good woman"; ...

      Care to continue to argue? Or do you already have "faith" in your argument? :)

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    11. Re:Giggles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your confidence is truly that "complete" it seems like a couple polaroids wouldn't get in the way of that.

    12. Re:Giggles. by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      That's strange. Whilst personally I'm fine with evolution, what I object to is the fact that creationism isn't even taught (at least in the UK).

      Scientific theory is fine, but lets try show both sides of the argument shall we? Or is that too politically incorrect for today's world where minorities must be given extra opportunities and white christian men cannot call racist, sectist or sexist?

      I'm all in favour of equality, just make sure it works both ways. I'm not seeking to disagree with your post, you make a good point, i'm just highlighting that it can't be all scientific just because a few people think they got it right ;)

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    13. Re:Giggles. by operagost · · Score: 1, Troll
      The problem with evolution is that there is fossil evidence in conflict with it, but that evidence is ignored and trollish little April Fools' jokes are written up to poke fun at those mouthbreathing hayseed hicks who dare bring it up. This article is an embarrassment to SA-- and not just because it's unfunny.

      I'm not saying that evolution is a bady theory, it's just that it shouldn't be treated as some sort of basic truth like "two points make a line". People used to think that space was filled with "aether", too, and you would be stupid to disagree.

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    14. Re:Giggles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Religous faith is blind, unyielding belief despite lack of evidence.

      Not necessarily. Many reasonable, rational people have faith in God, and can point to reasonable, rational reasons. Maybe it is not evidence, but then again, no one has yet disproved the existence of God. There is no "evidence" for either case, merely people with different beliefs, that can point to reasons why they hold these beliefs.

    15. Re:Giggles. by mpathetiq · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are multiple definitions. You are referring to one, I am referring to another.

      faith Audio pronunciation of "faith" ( P )
      Pronunciation Key (fth)
      n.

      1. Confident belief in the truth, value, or trustworthiness of a person, idea, or thing.
      2. Belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence. See Synonyms at belief. See Synonyms at trust.
      3. Loyalty to a person or thing; allegiance: keeping faith with one's supporters.
      4. often Faith Christianity. The theological virtue defined as secure belief in God and a trusting acceptance of God's will.
      5. The body of dogma of a religion: the Muslim faith.
      6. A set of principles or beliefs.


      I am referring to #2. You are referring to #1.

    16. Re:Giggles. by PGillingwater · · Score: 1

      Nah, too easy. First, we agree on an acceptable definition of a dog, and define some of the characteristics of a dog. For example, dogs eat, and they defecate. So we leave a plate of food there, and observe to see if the food disappears. Then we wait to see if something appears several hours later -- of course, that might be invisible too, in which case we've just elevated the "setting fire and stamping on the paper bag on the porch after the doorbell rings" meme to a whole new level.

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    17. Re:Giggles. by mpathetiq · · Score: 1

      He and I both grew up in quite conservative towns (he in central Texas, I in NW Ohio). He was actually a devout Christian for a 1/3rd of his life and has moved beyond that. I have never been filled with the holy spirit as he was, but growing up in a town of 7000 people with 20+ churches (only 1 Catholic, rest Protestant), I'm sure I've gotten to know many a person of the faith.

    18. Re:Giggles. by Airline_Sickness_Bag · · Score: 1

      What is the scientific theory of creationism? Only science should be taught in the science class.

      And if you want to have a separate class to teach creationism in, then which creationism? Hint: there are many religions that have their own creation story. Many of them have the same amount of evidence.

      And most major Christian denominations have no problem with the theory of evolution - such as the Catholic church, Methodist church, Presbyterian chuch, etc.

    19. Re:Giggles. by Xiaran · · Score: 1

      Scientific theory is fine, but lets try show both sides of the argument shall we?

      OK, you see here is your problem right here. In Science there is no argument about the Theory of Evolution(ToE). What bothers sciene types is that ignorant arguments are put forward that often dont even apply to the ToE(such as the stupid 2nd Law of Theordynamics proves ToE wrong). Cretionism should definitely not be taught in a science class. Creationism was disproven hundreds of years ago(thru many different understanding of the universe we live in). It has no place in science. If you want to dicuss origins in a metaphysical or philisophical sense, then have a class on that.

      Teaching Creationism in science class is like teaching mathematics in english lit class. It doesnt apply.

    20. Re:Giggles. by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm trying to decide if the parent to this post is serious or not.

      If it's not, then I have been trolled. Have a nice day.

      There is no fossil evidence in conflict with the Theory of Evolution. If you think there is, please cite it. If it hasn't been published, write it up. If you can make a case, you'll be hailed as one of the innovators of science.

      Two points do not _make_ a line. They _define_ a line in Euclidean Geometry.

      People presumded that space was filled with "aether" because the then-current theory of waves demanded it. When attempts were made to measure the aether, it turned out not to be there. The person who came up with the best explanation of what was going on... his name is now a household word.

    21. Re:Giggles. by DShard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And what would you "teach" about creationism? What hands on exercise could you do to illustrate it's hypothesis?

      If creationist feel left out of the science classroom it is because they are. There has never been anything out of the creationist camp that resembles science. I have yet to be shown anything other then criticisms of evolution, which shows that evolution is actually better tested and proves nothing of spontaneous generation.

      If beating the drum of political correctness seems to be a good way to win over rational minds you don't understand your audience. If you think it is unfair that theology does not get taught in science class then think of the converse. Maybe all churches should be forced to have science curricula read after the sermon with a notice in the bibles that "The contents of this book have in no way been substantiated and has not been edited to correct obvious mistakes".

    22. Re:Giggles. by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      I had that problem. My dog, of course, is called Rover. People laughed. "He doesn't exist". "Yes he does, he's invisible to everyone except me." "Oh, sure. Right. *rolls eyes*." "Rover! Go get 'em!" (snarling noise, growling noise, huge bite mark suddenly appears on doubter's legs)

      Never a problem after that.

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    23. Re:Giggles. by midav · · Score: 1
      complete confidence in a person or plan etc; "he cherished the faith of a good woman";

      Oh, really. The full definition is complete confidence in a person or plan etc; "he cherished the faith of a good woman"; "the doctor-patient relationship is based on trust". And three paragraphs later: "Trust is established through experience." You lost once you mentioned polaroids. If you had faith in you wife you would have said that they are fake instead of filing divorce papers.

    24. Re:Giggles. by verus+vorago · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ''Scientific theory is fine, but lets try show both sides of the argument shall we?''

      Scientific theory is what is taught in science class. I went to a catholic school where we were taught science (gravity, evolution, electromagnetism, etc) and creationism... *DIFFERENT* creation stories (they're stories not theories) - we all had to come up with one - I got an A+ :-)

      It's been a long time since most people around here, who can reliably spell "science", believed in the literal truth of the stories in genesis.

    25. Re:Giggles. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      I could do that. It depends on my level of faith in my wife versus level of faith in the Polaroids. You are trying to bend the definition of faith to where it is unassailable. That is false.

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    26. Re:Giggles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, no, creationism has never been PROVEN wrong. You may be convinced it's wrong, but that doesn't prove anything. And another thing, evolution has never been PROVEN correct. Demonstrating that something COULD have happened is a far cry from proving that it did.

    27. Re:Giggles. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The problem with evolution is that there is fossil evidence in conflict with it, but that evidence is ignored

      I've never heard of any evidence against it. Nothing valid, anyway. Of course, I'm not a paleontologist or anthropologist, but neither are the creationists that rail against the evolution theory. Do you have any links?

      I'm not saying that evolution is a bady theory, it's just that it shouldn't be treated as some sort of basic truth like "two points make a line".

      No one is treating it as such; only religious people are seeing it that way because they have a complete lack of understanding of how the scientific process works. No scientific theory is provably "true" like theorems in mathematics are. They're just models for the way the world works, according to our observations and experiments. As soon as a theory is disproven, a new theory is created to fit the evidence.

      A hundred or so years ago, Bohr's model of the atom was the prevailing theory. According to it, electrons just floated around in a big cloud around the nucleus. While we still believe atoms have a nucleus and electrons float around it, newer theories show our further understanding of how electrons travel in specific orbitals, which can only have so many electrons in each one, and that electrons have "spin".

      Back in the 1800's, there was a medical theory called Phrenology, whose practioners believed that bumps on a person's head indicated their personality traits. However, later evidence discredited this theory, and very few people believe it any more. If verifiable evidence surfaced which discredited the theory of evolution, it would be abandoned or altered as well.

      So far, evolutionary theory is the best scientific theory that anyone's come up with to explain how life has become the way it is. Other ideas, like ID, are not scientific, because they are not falsifyable. There is no way to prove them wrong, and this makes them useless. If people want to believe that some higher power just created everything the way it is, more power to them, but there's absolutely nothing scientific about that, and the rest of us who'd rather examine and learn about how the world really works and came to be will ignore them.

    28. Re:Giggles. by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 2, Informative
      But...Biblical faith is trust. In spite of popular misconception, it does not mean "blind belief".

      Take Acts 17:31 (NASB), where the word for "faith" is translated as "proof".
      "because He has fixed a day in which He will judge the world in righteousness through a Man whom He has appointed, having furnished proof to all men by raising Him from the dead."
      Or take Romans 3:3, where a reference is made to the "pistis" of God, translated "faithfulness".
      "What then? If some did not believe, their unbelief will not nullify the faithfulness of God, will it?"
      There is Hebrews 11:1 to deal with:
      Now faith is the assurance of things hoped for, the conviction of things not seen.
      However, if you look at the list of pillars of the faith that follows, it's clear this does not mean faith is belief without evidence. The list includes people who had direct communication with God or who had seen miracles prior to their acts of faith. Their faith consisted of trusting something that had been proven trustworthy.

      If you're going to use the word in the context of Christianity, you can't use the definition "blind belief".

      Anyone who rejects evidence on the basis of their "faith" to the contrary is an unmitigated idiot, and they're not using a Christian definition of faith.
    29. Re:Giggles. by cloudious · · Score: 1

      Right. Your use of the word "PROVEN" shows how little you actually know about science.

      I'd love to teach creationism in the science classroom as a way of demonstrating the scientific method. I think it would be wonderful to try to come up with a valid, testable hypothesis with respect to creationism. Maybe I'll teach it that way next year.

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    30. Re:Giggles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to scientific illiteracy, population you!

    31. Re:Giggles. by cruachan · · Score: 1

      Oh get real. Evolution is now as well proven as any other aspect of biological or medical science.

      The Wikipedia for instance - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution - has reams of pointers.

    32. Re:Giggles. by tompaulco · · Score: 0, Troll

      >The problem with evolution is that there is fossil evidence in conflict with it
      I wouldn't say so much that the fossil evidence is in conflict with evolution so much as the fossil evidence just doesn't provide sufficient evidence to prove it. There are just too many gaps that we suppose were filled with some intermediate creature that we just haven't found any fossils for. But the scientific community has faith that such intermediary creatures must have existed, otherwise the ToE would be wrong.
      I don't personally believe in a 6,000 year old earth, but I also find fault with the ToE. I am currently reading Darwin's Origin of Species to try to figure out if he has any suggestions for certain questions I have. For example, I can believe that natural selection would statistically favor rhinos with 13" horns over rhinos with 12" horns. But how could those horns have developed? Did natural selection find that little 1/4" nubs at the end of the nose caused a species to be more viable? And then they gre from there? Or did some hideous genetic mutation occur to a set of pre-rhinos, causing them to grow a big ugly horn on their nose. And somehow it occurred simultaneously on a large enough set of prerhinos that the ones with horns managed to find each other and mate? Doubtful.
      How about eyes? The lens, the retina, the rods and cones, all work together. Developing any one of those is useless. They all have to develop together. But why would they? Unless by some accident they all formed at the same time and in, again, a large enough segment of the population to be reproducible, then they would never develop at all. I have heard some theories of evolutionary leaps that supposedly anticipate this. However, I figure that in order for these complex structures to form randomly, it would take a lot longer than a few billion years.

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    33. Re:Giggles. by Xiaran · · Score: 1

      Right. Your use of the word "PROVEN" shows how little you actually know about science.

      Well I mentioned the word prove twice... once was in the context of an incorrect argument and the other time I said creationism has been disproven. I could have said discredited I suppose. I think the idea that the world/universe was created 6000 years ago in 6 days has been hugely discredited and falsified.

      I'd love to teach creationism in the science classroom as a way of demonstrating the scientific method. I think it would be wonderful to try to come up with a valid, testable hypothesis with respect to creationism. Maybe I'll teach it that way next year.

      I have no problem with this. Thats an excellent idea. Alas it isnt actually what the debate is about. The context of Creationism in the science class is that people are trying to teach it as an actual real alternative to the ToE.

    34. Re:Giggles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the advice, what a comfort. I'll keep that in mind tomorrow when the the medical advice of the day conflicts with today's advice.

    35. Re:Giggles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i have heard many scientists use the word faith.

      it's just a word, get over it.

    36. Re:Giggles. by Laser+Lou · · Score: 1

      If carbon dating us unreliable past a few thousand years, as you say, what's a more reliable dating method past that timeframe? Don't you need to rely on other dating methods to determine that?

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    37. Re:Giggles. by register_ax · · Score: 1

      And so is science, war, and AIDS ... all just words ... words are what we use to describe the world around us. If it wasn't for that, we'd all be jailed within personal cages.

      Not being an idiot of varying definitions of words, and not being able to apply them into the right circumstance, people start miscommunicating as to what they really mean. There should always be time to discuss language.

    38. Re:Giggles. by lgw · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ohhh, I *like* this argument. The Bible says faith is the same thing as proof, so my faith is proven true! Wowza, can't argue with logic like that.

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    39. Re:Giggles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How like a religious nutjob to pick the definition they like best and blindly ignore all contradictory information.

    40. Re:Giggles. by Harry+Coin · · Score: 1

      Hopefully you will read and consider Darwin's work with an open mind, but please bear in mind that much work on evolutionary theory has been done since his time. You may be better served by reading a more current account, such as some of Stephen Jay Gould's work.

      You have to be careful when considering the evolution of specific features of animals. There have been too many instances of "just-so" stories that try to explain a specific feature of an animal, and these often are based upon speculation rather than evidence. Evolutionary theory only describes the general means of inheritance and selection. The specific biology of different species needs to be studied to understand the specific characteristics of any species.

      I am unfamiliar with the taxonomy of the rhino, but it's likely that the horn comes from an ancestor species, rather than originating with that particular species. Interestingly enough, it is primarily composed of keratin, the primary component in fingernails and hair. It probably originated as a mutation of one of those.

      However, the eye is a much better understood feature. It is so useful that it has evolved multiple times in different species, and in different ways.

      You say that without rods, cones, lenses, and the other features of human eyes that the eye would be useless. Consider that many current species have only a rudimentary light spot that only gives a general indication of the amount of light in the area. This can be enough to indicate the possible presence of a predator, or a change in the environment. (if you're a cave fish, a whole lot of sunlight is nothing but trouble)

      This link has (a little) more information on the evolution of the eye. Enjoy.

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    41. Re:Giggles. by jasondlee · · Score: 0, Troll

      Haha. Now that's an (April) Fool's joke! While mIcroevolution is demonstrably true, mAcroevolution's conclusive proof continues to elude scientists...

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    42. Re:Giggles. by lgw · · Score: 1

      "Macro" evolution was never based in the fossil record to begin with. Evolution started as a cladistic theory. You can orginize the millions of species on the Earth quite nicely by assuming common features are caused by common ancesters. This theory has made millions of successful predictions about features of newly discovered species. It's rock solid.

      In Darwin's day there was no evidence for these common ancesters actually existing. It was just a very useful and predictive theory. In the meantime, we've discovered genetics, which provides a mechanism for speciation, fossils, which give direct evidence that these once hypothetical ancestor species are real, and seen species formation in action in microbiology.

      All of that data is cool, but somewhat redundant. The fact that common ancestry successfuly organizes every feature of tens of millions of species is the original and stongest proof. One animal with bug eyes, one mammel with feathered wings, one feature of any species that doesn't fit the pattern and the theory is in trouble, yet each of the millions of species discovered since Darwin's day all validate the theory.

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    43. Re:Giggles. by lgw · · Score: 1

      You can prove empircal statements in science. In science "true" means "has strong, accurate, useful predictive power". Theories can therefore be proven. Newton's Laws are true in this sense.

      If you don't use this definition of "true" you can't prove *anything* about the world we live in, and it seemed easier to use the words "true" and "prove" for science than invent new ones to satisfy the pendantic.

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    44. Re:Giggles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a high school science teacher and published scientist I'm quite aware of what the debate is about.

      However, that doesn't change the fact that science doesn't use the word "prove". Statistical probability with p .05 perhaps, but not prove. Creationists and ID drones often use that word with just as little understanding of its meaning in scientific circles as they do the word theory.

    45. Re:Giggles. by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 0, Troll

      Um, huh? How do you get that from my post? Did you see the part where I said, "Anyone who rejects evidence on the basis of their 'faith' to the contrary is an unmitigated idiot, and they're not using a Christian definition of faith."

    46. Re:Giggles. by Xiaran · · Score: 1

      However, that doesn't change the fact that science doesn't use the word "prove". Statistical probability with p .05 perhaps, but not prove. Creationists and ID drones often use that word with just as little understanding of its meaning in scientific circles as they do the word theory.

      Thats fine. I agree with all of that. Im just a little electronics engineer and computer scientist. I never used the word prove... I used the word disproved. And I said in the grandparent that you were right, I should have used discredited/falsified. When I did use the word prove, I was using it in the context of of a creationist argument.

      What are we agruing about again?

      My original point(I think) was that the ramblings from groups like the Discovery Institute(or whatever theyre called) have no place in a science class room.

    47. Re:Giggles. by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      I am referring to #2. You are referring to #1.

      Yes, you're referring to #2. Such people are indeed idiots. But #2 is not Christian faith. See my other post.

    48. Re:Giggles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree 100% about the ID people. It has no place in the science classroom. That's why I'd love to use ID as a way to teach the scientific method and just what science is. Of course these days that would probably get me sued, fired, or both.

    49. Re:Giggles. by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      Actually, faith was the driving force for the origin of modern science. Ultimately, science relies on a huuge amount of faith -- faith that the universe is governed by rational, unchanging laws. That faith came from the faith that we had a rational, unchanging creator. Science was the search for the why's and how's of how God worked. It did not close scientific inquiry -- it opened it up.

    50. Re:Giggles. by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I thank you for the suggestion, and yes, I have also looked into Stephen Jay Gould's writings. I hope you can respect that I don't just blindy believe what a religious person tells me, but that I go out and study for myself the world around me. And thus far, I have not found anything to disprove the presence of a creator.
      Also, whoever modded my grandparent post as troll is obviously an idiot. A troll is someone who posts just to get a rise and reaction out of people. A troll is not every person who happens to think differently from yourself.
      Of course on slashdot, you can guarantee a troll modifier on any post that fails to disparage God, George Bush, the United States, or Microsoft.

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    51. Re:Giggles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well stated. Don't get me wrong - I love science, and always have. I think science is a very noble study, but sometimes I don't think it goes far enough in it's efforts to identify absolute truth. This is, I believe, where science can get into a sticky situation where something can be true in the scientific definition of the word, but still be false (as in dead wrong). I do understand where you're coming from though.

    52. Re:Giggles. by ksheff · · Score: 1

      No, that's just a person that isn't curious about their surroundings. It has nothing to do with whether or not they are a 'faith-based person' or not.

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    53. Re:Giggles. by MourningBlade · · Score: 1

      There has never been anything out of the creationist camp that resembles science.

      I'd like to take a moment to remind everyone that at one time creationism was a scientific proposition. Much thought was put into it, and men of science and reason believed it as the best explanation of the time.

      Much later, more evidence was revealed and better explanations came along. What separates creationism now from creationism then is that back then it was the best explanation to fit the available data. Now, it's an attempt to reject all new data.

      At one time, there were competing theories of creationism that were debated, and they didn't just depend upon the bible.

      To (approximately) quote Penn and Teller's program Bullshit!, "if your belief in God is based on faith, we've got nothing on you. If, however, you believe that the bible is an accurate and literal telling of early history, you've got another thing coming."

    54. Re:Giggles. by ksheff · · Score: 1

      we had an evolution section in our HS biology class and fail to see why it was even necessary. It was irrelevant to everything studied up to that point and everything afterwards. I would have rather spent those few weeks learning something useful or dissecting something.

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    55. Re:Giggles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How Christian's define faith is irrelevant. Were they to say that 1+1=3 wouldn't make it so. *Reality* is that most Christians rarely, if ever, question the basis for their beliefs, and take most of it's teachings on *blind faith*.

      Should the topic arise (granted it's rare as I usually find religious debate pointless), most believers I talk to are usually caught off-guard when I mention the possibility that their god doesn't exist. They're again taken aback when I question the "kindness" of a god who would condemn non-believers to infinite torture. I don't mean to say they're indignant over my lack of belief; they've just never considered the possibility.

      The only valid situation for your "Christian definition of faith" would one where you use an abstract interpretation of Christianity, where the social philosophy is emphasized over the literal belief in divinity. However, it would be naive to think that most Christians don't believe in a literal God, as apposed to some social metaphor.

      Only until someone *proves* that there is a god and that Jesus was his son can Christians claim their "faith" is well founded. Until then, don't insult me with the claim that Christianity is anything other than wishful thinking.

    56. Re:Giggles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      so when certain species of game fish are introduced into streams and the greenies whine that they are threatening the existing species, should the response be: "screw the existing fish for not evolving to meet the challenge"?. more often that not, it seems that the reasoning behind why a feature "evolved" a certain way is more likely a half-assed guess to be taken on faith.

      Sorry, believing in evolution requires more faith than I can muster at the moment. it does a good job of showing what happened, but not how or why.

    57. Re:Giggles. by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here is pretty much the entire scope of any argument with a Bible Thumper:
      Thumper: "The Bible says 'this'."
      Rational: "That doesn't mean anything."
      Thumper: "But the Bible says 'that'."
      Rational: "But that doesn't mean anything."
      Thumper: "But the Bible says that it does mean something."
      Rational: "But it's the _Bible_ that says that the Bible means something... that doesn't mean anything."
      Thumper: "But the Bible says 'this'...."

    58. Re:Giggles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my dog just farts a lot. It can be embarrasing at times.

    59. Re:Giggles. by cmholm · · Score: 1
      Tangentally, this brings to mind a quote from St. Augustine of Hippo:

      Often a non-Christian knows something about the earth, the heavens, and the other parts of the world, about the motions and orbits of the stars and even their sizes and distances,... and this knowledge he holds with certainty from reason and experience. It is thus offensive and disgraceful for an unbeliever to hear a Christian talk nonsense about such things, claiming that what he is saying is based in Scripture. We should do all that we can to avoid such an embarrassing situation, lest the unbeliever see only ignorance in the Christian and laugh to scorn.


      From De Genesi ad litteram libri duodecim (The Literal Meaning of Genesis). But, why listen to what a dead Papist has to say, eh?

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    60. Re:Giggles. by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      Just to be clear about this context: I'm talking about the meaning of a particular word in the Bible. It's a translation thing. The word for "faith" does not in any way mean "blind belief". Meaning, the Bible doesn't call anyone to blind acceptance. That's all. Don't be so quick to jump on a "bash the fundies" bandwagon that you inadvertantly set up straw-men.

    61. Re:Giggles. by Tired_Blood · · Score: 1
      And what would you "teach" about creationism? What hands on exercise could you do to illustrate it's hypothesis?

      So, how's that different from evolution?

      In a simplified way, we have two theories as to what causes life to exist. I will focus on the two extremes and show where both are lacking.

      Creationists hold the belief that living things are born by divine intervention in that some other non-living entity specifically designed them. (The more extreme idea is that each and every individual living thing was specifically designed - this has bigger problems wrt fate/freewill but that's another topic).
      Observation: During a person's lifetime, you don't see animals of one type becoming another (like dogs to cats). Also, dogs produce dogs and cats produce cats so it's easy to conclude that this situation has always been this way.

      Problem: a starting point has to exist for creationists by definition. But, there is no tangible evidence to either prove/disprove this.


      Evolutionists hold the belief that living things adapt to their environments over the course of generations.
      Observation: Correlations exist everywhere, like the birds Darwin studied. It is easy to see that these birds are related in that they have only minor physical differences, yet they are definitely distinct animals.

      Problem: noticable adaptations are believed to occur over MANY generations and it would be rare for an average person to observe this during their lifetime. Also, correlation does not prove causality.

      Further problem: evolution implies that every living thing ever should trace back to a starting point, somewhere. And from what? Science demands that the results need to be reproducible and to date, no one has been able to create life from loose material. The starting point had to evolve from something, right?


      Essentially, both perspectives use observational data to justify their theory while neither has any real proof.

      Lastly, although it probably means nothing here (and should be obvious by the above text) - I believe in both creationism and evolutionism together.
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    62. Re:Giggles. by Agarax · · Score: 0

      I know a good number of people who are creationist.

      Most of them are not crazy zealots who want creationism to be taught in school and evolution be barred. They would just prefer that it be just mentioned that not everyone agrees with evolution.

      Personally, I belive that the bible and evolution are not mutually exclusive, but I respect others views; even when they aren't necessarily logical.

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    63. Re:Giggles. by MarkusH · · Score: 1

      I'd like to take a moment to remind everyone that at one time creationism was a scientific proposition. Much thought was put into it, and men of science and reason believed it as the best explanation of the time.

      No, it wasn't scientific. It was philosophical. A small but very important distinction.

    64. Re:Giggles. by howlinmonkey · · Score: 1

      So, all people of faith are morons. Red state hicks with no education, no idea of how the world works, and no desire to understand.

      Get off of your high horse, and get out into the real world. I have 3 friends with PhD's in EE, one is a professor. I have a variety of friends, family, and acquaintances with postgrad degrees. All of the people I am talking about are people of faith, deeply involved in a church, and living their lives according to Biblical principles. I can point to just as many "humanists" with no interest in exploring alternative ideas who have no education and who like to spout off against anyone who disagrees with them. Are you one of those people?

      Of course, I realize my anecdotal statements mean as little as your off the cuff remark. I am just tired of the bashing of people of faith that occurs on /. and get modded up. Those of you who engage in this behavior need to understand that the world of faith is as widely varied as the secular world. Painting with such a broad brush only serves to alienate. You claim such wisdom and openness; but it only extends as far as your own opinions. Wake up to the real world and get to know some people of faith in your own community. We don't bite, most of the time 8-)

    65. Re:Giggles. by Bun · · Score: 1

      If carbon dating us unreliable past a few thousand years, as you say, what's a more reliable dating method past that timeframe?

      There are several, depending on the half-life of isotopes that may be present. You can find a very good explanation of radiometric dating methods here. Some responses to some of the creationist's arguments against the validity of these approaches can be found here.

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    66. Re:Giggles. by DG · · Score: 2, Informative
      Problem: noticable adaptations are believed to occur over MANY generations and it would be rare for an average person to observe this during their lifetime. Also, correlation does not prove causality.


      Ah, but this has been accounted for.

      As you state, part of the problem with convincing people that evolution works is that it takes literal generations to effect change in a species. Given that most of the animals and plants we deal with on a regular basis have lifespans that are signifigant fractions of the human lifespan, changes occur too slowly to be noticed.

      But if you study animals whose lifespans are very short (like fruit flies) it becomes possible to observe generations on a much more compressed timescale, and actual physical evolution becomes something you can test and (heh) reproduce in a lab.

      And then you get casuality - you can artificially generate conditions that should cause evolutionary change, cycle through a few dozen generations of these short-lived creatures, and observe it happen.

      Given that the underlying mechanism behind the process (sex, DNA, inherited traits that may or may not confer a survival/reproductive advantage) is the same from plankton up to you and I, it's easy to show that the process must really be universal.

      As far as I am aware, there is no single part of the evolutionary process that has not been independantly confirmed under artificial conditions in the lab. There is considerable debate over the nature and exact path of the historical progression from species to species, but all of the _process_ has been proven out.

      That passes your "Science demands that the results need to be reproducible" test.

      to date, no one has been able to create life from loose material. The starting point had to evolve from something, right?


      Well, a number of basic building blocks of life *have* been "assembled from loose material". That, admittedly, is not the same thing as life, and I agree that this is a process yet to be understood. We don't know everything yet.

      What we do know is that the raw materials of life were present on the primordial Earth, and that these raw materials had an enormous amount of time (and plenty of external sources of energy) such that random combinations of chemical processes *could* have given birth (heh) to a form of life. Once that happens - like starting a stubborn lawnmower - Vroom! Off it goes on its own.

      Now I suppose that, given the lack of evidence (for or against) that position, one could label it an article of faith that that's what happened. That phrase "article of faith" is heavily overloaded with meaning... ...but the sentiment at its core is not far from the truth.

      Where this differs, and very strongly, from religeous "faith" is that my belief that primitive life effectively spontaniously generated on the primeval Earth is based on my understanding of chemical processes, what the Earth was likely to have been like at the time, and by the fact that random chance hat a lot, and I do mean a LOT of time in which to stumble across the correct process. The million monkeys on typewriters had a couple of billion years in which to generate Shakespere (and even then, they didn't need to generate full-fledged Shakespere, they needed to generate something simple that could start the evolutionary process running)

      This, to my mind, is a far more likely process than to conjure up an invisible, supernatural, unverifiable boogeyman who wishes life into existence. Especially when one considers that of all the mechanisms and procesess and occurences that happen in the world all around us, not a single ONE of them has ever been shown to have a supernatural cause.

      Not to put too fine a point on it, but "our" side has the monopoly on proven theories, and has rational and reasonable explinations for those remaining items not yet proven.

      DG

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    67. Re:Giggles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is a good link about the logic of the Bible. If I am going to follow a religion, I want it to be internally consistent.

      members.aol.com/ckbloomfld/index.html

    68. Re:Giggles. by DG · · Score: 1

      A coomon misconception about evolution is that the process is in some way "directed" or "progressive".

      Any given feature on any given creature is there because it conferred some sort of survival or reproductive advantage on itself or on an ancestor (where it might not confer an advantage today, but probably isn't a disadvantage)

      Tracing the origin of any given feature or structure can indeed be a question of guesswork and (hopefully) intellegent speculation. Life has been around long enough now that evolution has had time to produce some very complex creatures and structures.

      So yes, the "how", from a historical sense, can be a bit murky. There just isn't enough data out there that describes the history of how any given creature/structure developed in sufficiant detail (although a lot CAN be determined through careful work)

      But from a *proceedural* or *process* perspective, the "how" is very well understood. Sexual reproduction and inherited traits make "evolution" not just possible, but inevitable.

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    69. Re:Giggles. by DShard · · Score: 2, Informative

      Evolution through natural selection is both falsifiable and testable. Experiments that demonstrate it's principles are boundless and are cross displine. You can test it with a petri-dish, a greenhouse or a spreadsheet.

      Both perspectives are not on equal footing. No amount of hand waving, appeals to fairness or brain washing is going to change the fact that creationism is a myth. Ignore it all you want but the facts that brought evolution into the same scientific esteem as general relativity.

      If you understand the scientific method you would not believe in evolution, you would understand the hyposthesis and be critical of the data. You would also instantly knock creationism right out of contention.

    70. Re:Giggles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Abraham Lincoln said that it's better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. The use of prove in mathematical means that it is completely, unquestionably true, however, in science, it means that the evidence is so overwhelmingly in its favor that there is virtually no chance for it to be false, for example QED. QED has been verified to within one part in a billion, and has therefore been proven true. It's a sad state that the people that are supposed to be educating the future has no clue what they're talking about.

    71. Re:Giggles. by MourningBlade · · Score: 1

      If you don't mind taking a few moments, would you explain to me the difference in this case? As you say, this is an important distinction, and I'd like to make sure I understand it.

    72. Re:Giggles. by scotch · · Score: 1
      Trust me - the polariods are real.

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    73. Re:Giggles. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      In a simplified way, we have two theories as to what causes life to exist.

      Neither of which is evolution.

      Creationism suggests god reached down and created the first living thing. Abiogenesis suggests the first living thing arose through the natural random chemistry of nonliving matter.

      If you want to say abiogenesis is a very sketchy field with few detailed explanations and few testable predictions, I will fully agree with you. It is extremely difficult to study complex microscopic chemisty going on in some unknown puddle of goo at some unknown location some 3.5+ billion years ago creating some unknown first simplest replicator.

      Evolution does NOT address the origin of the first living thing. The very word 'evolution' means change, NOT origin. Evolution explains how heritable genetic traits change over generations. Evolution gives an excellect explanation of how a single first living thing would have diverged and and created the diversity of species we now see and created the entire archeological record we now see.

      Evolutionists hold the belief that living things adapt to their environments over the course of generations.

      Gravitionists hold the belief that massive things attract other massive things.

      Biologists have routinely witnessed evolution in action. You can witness over a hundred generations of microorganisms in a mere 2 months. You can witness over a hundred generations of fruitflies during the career of a single living biologist. A hundred generations is a pathetically short timescale in evolutionary terms, and some enclosed experimental box in a laboratory is a pathetically tiny enviornment and a pathetically minisule population in enolutionary terms, but it is ample to have run experiments and observed and confirmed evolution in action. The longer the timespan the greater the divergence and adaption.

      Biologists and archeologists and all across science we have found an enormous quantities of historical evidence. Everything from fossils to geneology to the amazing evolutionary phenomena of ring species. Ring species are a scientific bonanza of evidence. Ring species are an almost perfect laboratory experiment and historical record handed to us on a plate. Ring species are tens or hundres of thousands of years of evolution and divergence and adapation and speciation - and with every single intermediate form right there to see and study.

      Also note that evolution explains how heritable genetic traits change over generations, and that that is not restricted to life. There is an incredibly rich mathematical and computer study of the process. You can run thousands or millions of generations of populations of heritable genetic traits on a computer - and I have in fact done so myself - and witness exactly how it works. In fact evolutionary techniques are extremely powerful and they currently being use to tackle and solve extremely difficult problems, and getting results we have been unable to match by any other means. I am not going to go into the deep mathematics here, but a population preforms an incredibly rich and powerful mathematical information processing during each generation. Far more complex and far more powerful than is apparent from an ordinary description of evolution. The genetics of a population contains a wealth of complex information, and with each generation new information is created and existing information processed into higher levels. There is an astronomically large implicit parallelism multiplier, and implicit parallelism is essentially a 'free lunch' processing and creating staggering quantities of information ieach generation. Information that does not exist in any individual, but a far richer and more powerful layer of information stored at the population level.

      The idea that a gene gets hit by a cosmic ray and invents and evolutionary breakthrough is far too simplistic. If that was all there was to evolution then we'd still be microscopic gobs of goo swimming around in the ocean. Evoluti

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    74. Re:Giggles. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      They would just prefer that it be just mentioned that not everyone agrees with evolution.

      Well any good science education should point out that 'not everyone agrees with relativity' and 'not everyone agrees with quantum mechanics'. That all of science is open to refinement and improvment and breakthroughs in our understanding of anything.

      Basic science education generally teaches the best known sciece on any subject as 'fact'. And to the extent ANY science from gravity to chemistry to quantum mechanics to relativity is taught as 'fact', evolution is just as solid and 'factual' as any other field of science.

      If we have a bunch of nonscientists running around screaming that the sun goes around the earth, people saying that the earth going around the sun is merely a 'theory', people making up the word 'gravitationists' to label anyone who says the earth goes around the sun, are we supposed to change the science curriculum? Are we supposed to to give students the false idea that gravitation is any less scientific and any less prooven simply to appease a religious community? Are we supposed to RUIN these student's science education with the notion that science is about believing whatever you like? That science is about ignoring evidence and and reason and experiments?

      Just becuase some nonscientists dislike some feild of science, and just because they spew FUD about it, has no effect on the scientific basis and validity of that field.

      The most important lesson of a true science education is to look to the evidence and to follow the evidence and to learn and to find the best explanation, even when everybody believes something different.

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    75. Re:Giggles. by Agarax · · Score: 0

      Your point is valid, but fails when it applies to percentages of the population.

      Very very very few people belive that the Earth is flat and revolves around the sun.

      Creationists compose a much larger percentage of the population

      My teacher when I was in the 7th grade was the lucky one who got to bring up evolution, and the way I thought he did it was classic.

      His statement was that he was going to teach us the theory of evolution and went on to explain how he was teaching that, but not creationism, because it was supported by evidence. He then went on to say that he wanst requiring us to belive it, only to know what the theory was, and that he wouldnt think less of any of us for not believing a word he said.

      This was in the middle of a small town in northern Indiana, and 95% of the population went to church every sunday (I was in the other 5%). Not one of the parents objected to that teaching method.

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    76. Re:Giggles. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Very very very few people belive that the Earth ... [sic] revolves around the sun.

      Tell that to Galileo.

      BTW, 25% of the American public currently thinks that the sun goes around the earth. Quite an appalling figure. Refference.

      Your point is valid, but fails when it applies to percentages of the population.

      False. You are promoting endless Galileo fisacos.

      How is percentage of the population relevant to whether something is or is not good science? How is it relevant to a proper science education? The checkout girl at your local Wal-Mart does not get to vote on relativity or quantum mechanics or evolution. Not unless she's got an extensive education in that specific field and has a laboratory in her basment and not unless she has a scientific argument to make and that argument is subject to expert critical review. Hell, she could even skip the extensive education in the field and the laboratory in her basement and still potentially make a valid contribution, but her arguments still has has to pass expert scientific critical review.

      His statement was that he was going to teach us the theory of evolution and went on to explain how he was teaching that, but not creationism, because it was supported by evidence. He then went on to say that he wanst requiring us to belive it, only to know what the theory was, and that he wouldnt think less of any of us for not believing a word he said.

      Then he's a lousy science teacher and poisoning science education.

      The problem is not that the statements are false, the problem is that the statements are missleading and presented in a manner corrosive of good science. The problem is that it is absolutely wrong and miseducation to tell students that those statements apply to evolution. They do not. They apply to SCIENCE. A statement of that general concept would be an excellect point to make in the foundation of an entire science education.

      He is ruining science education by explicitly targeting and discrediting a single arbitrary field of science, and for doing so (directly or indirectly) on a strictly religious basis. He is giving the impression that one particular field of science is somehow different than any other area of science. He's giving the very harmful education that public oppinion or religious faith is somehow relevant to science. He is also furthing the very destructive view that parts of science are somehow anti-religion.

      If a band of Romanian Gypsies caused some uproar over astronomy being anti-astrology, should science teachers insert a special disclaimer targeting astronomy to be discredited, that astronomy is somehow different or lesser than any the rest of science? It would be nothing but FUD.

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    77. Re:Giggles. by Agarax · · Score: 0

      Galileo was 400 years ago, the sum of scientific knowlage has expanded somewhat in the meanwhile.

      How about this, if YOU want to tell some kid that his pastor is a fucking moron that is pumping his brain full of shit, go RIGHT ahead.

      The rest of us have to operate in the REAL world where you have to at least PRETEND to RESPECT fucking dumbasses.

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    78. Re:Giggles. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Galileo was 400 years ago, the sum of scientific knowlage has expanded somewhat in the meanwhile.

      Knowledge has expanded, but the situation is exactly the same.

      The only difference is that Darwin and evolution are playing the roles of Galileo and the sun-centered solar system. People saying that the literal Bible says the earth is the center of the universe, that the literal Bible says the sun goes around the earth. People saying that Galileo and the solar system is an attack on the Bible, an attack on God.

      Even the Pope has said there is no conflict between science and religion, no conflict between evolution and the bible. Knowedge has expanded, but some people simply have not learned. Some people insist on seeing some war between science and religion.

      How about this, if YOU want to tell some kid that his pastor is a fucking moron that is pumping his brain full of shit, go RIGHT ahead.

      Here on Slashdot you and I can cheerfully attack any religious belief that differs from our own.

      A teacher however does not have that freedom. Not when he is acting in an official capacity. Not when he is acting as an agent of the government. Not when he is weilding the force of government and students are compelled to attend by law.

      Separation of Church and State means that the force of government cannot be used for religious purposes or to favor any religious faith over any other. And yes, that explicitly includes atheism. A teacher cannot use his position to promote a belief in god, or in any particular god, or a belief that there is no god.

      If I were a highschool science teacher I would simply teach the science and not raise any religious issues myself. If a student raised religious issues I would explain that I teach science and science does not and cannot say anything about god. That if they see a conflict between science and religion then they need to address that in church. That I do not and cannot teach them what to beleive about god or religion. I might work in a suggestion that they see what the Pope has to say on the subject.

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    79. Re:Giggles. by Tired_Blood · · Score: 1

      Falsifiable? Perhaps I'm using an inaccurate definition but I don't think that's the word you meant to use. Please explain.

      If you understand the scientific method you would not believe in evolution, you would understand the hyposthesis and be critical of the data.
      Umm ... what?

      As for the topic on whole, evolution does not explain the beginning of life which is a serious problem from my perspective. Since evolution is a process, then there must have been that same process prior to the appearance of what we recognize as living things. Until you show me the same conclusive proof that something else can eventually become a living being, evolution is incomplete.

      Evolution is a theory, as is creationism. Of the two, evolution does a much better job of explaining and predicting experiences. For that reason, it is used in scientific circles - not because it is "correct".

      Your original question was: And what would you "teach" about creationism? What hands on exercise could you do to illustrate it's hypothesis?, which I believe I answered - it may not be what you wanted to read, but it explains how it would be taught.

      I assume from your phrasing and examples that you'd prefer that people only use one scientifically accepted explanation for such apparantly open/shut cases. How would you propose that atomic physics be taught? Not the sub-atomic material - just electrons and nuclei. Explain how an electron is either a particle or a wave. Answering "It depends" exposes that a topic that is so widely studied and tested is still incomplete. Admittedly, the theories and formulas involved do an excellent job of describing observations, and I'll use them until a better way is devised.

      Finally, with so much that humans have never experienced, how can you be so confident in one way of describing a subject so broad?
      The advocates of Newtonian physics were unquestionably correct - that is until they realized that they weren't 200 years later. Oops.

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    80. Re:Giggles. by DShard · · Score: 1

      Due to the length of time since this story was posted this reply is mostly out of respect of your inquiry.

      *falsifiable is related to the requirement that, for a theory to be considered scientific, you must be able to make an observation that proves the theory false. IOW, If i had a theory that the color blue that I perceive is perceived by others to be what I would consider green, that would be an ideology and not a scientific theory. I could not prove (to any degree of certainty) that my theory is wrong (or for that matter, right) so it fails to be one that can be studied with the scientific method.

      The difference, if it isn't apparent, between an ideology and a scientific theory, has to do with the ability to be able to investigate its propositions as ideologies do not require this. Solipsism, or "the universe is only in your mind", is an ideology but is not falsifiable. Where as Special Relativity (E = (lorentz factor)mc^2) is both an ideology and a scientific theory. Anyone can take take that theoretical model and test its propositions. It is falsifiable if a clock on a satellite invariably measured the passage of time at the same rate as a clock on earth. Experiments bear this out, so we say that adds weight to the theory. Solipsism postulates that your subjective experience is the only way to observe the universe. Since you and I may disagree on this subject or any other I am by default right since I am the only thing that matters in this case. You cannot show that the idea is false because the ideology says that your ideas are irrelevant. Since there is no way objectively or rationally to make this ideology false, we cannot investigate it methodically and therefore it is not a scientific theory.

      Science is a methodology in which we explore rational ideas through empiricism. This requires objectivity since if we cannot agree about interpretation, data or methodology we have no way to agree about phenomena we experience. The scientific method is what gives us the tool to explore said phenomena. This leads us to your second point...

      *"umm... what?" Exactly as it says and as is illustrated above. When science talks about its theories, the best conversations employ no priori assumption that the theory talked about is true. In fact, old theories get revised or disposed of when people are skeptical of their propositions, conclusions and interpretation of supporting data. Along those lines, science is always critical of it's data. Can results be duplicated? Are their other valid interpretations of the repeatable measurements? I do not believe at all in evolution, but I do agree that it best fits the mountains of data that it covers.

      *"... evolution does not explain the beginning of life..." To best answer this we must explore what is evolution? What evolution is not is a singular idea. There is evolution, the data. Also there is evolution, the theories of mechanisms (such as "adaption through natural selection"). What it is not is "abiogenesis". This is what you elude to but indeed is not part of any of the theories of the mechanisms of evolution. It is strictly out of scope for those theories and is not a source of issue for them. You may feel it is, but that is an ideological issue and not a problem with the data, the theories or science.

      *"Evolution is a theory, as is creationism" Evolution is a set of data and theories of mechanisms. The theories of mechanisms are scientific theories since they can be proved false. Adaption through Natural Selection would be false if it was shown that under no circumstance will a population of bacteria become tolerant to a toxin. Creationist non-evolution (as well as Intelligent Design) is an ideology, with the central tenet being "All that exists was designed and produced by God". Even though many have tried to prove and disprove God's existence, no one has done so logically or scientifically and is most likely not possible. If I cannot prove o

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      United States There Is No Tomorrow By Bill Moyers Jan 31, 2005, 22:07 One of the biggest changes in politics in my lifetime is that the delusional is no longer marginal. It has come in from the fringe, to sit in the seat of power in the Oval Office and in Congress. For the first time in our history, ideology and theology hold a monopoly of power in Washington. Theology asserts propositions that cannot be proven true; ideologues hold stoutly to a worldview despite being contradicted by what is generally accepted as reality. When ideology and theology couple, their offspring are not always bad but they are always blind. And there is the danger: voters and politicians alike, oblivious to the facts. Remember James Watt, President Ronald Reagan's first secretary of the interior? My favorite online environmental journal, the ever-engaging Grist, reminded us recently of how James Watt told the U.S. Congress that protecting natural resources was unimportant in light of the imminent return of Jesus Christ. In public testimony he said, "after the last tree is felled, Christ will come back." Beltway elites snickered. The press corps didn't know what he was talking about. But James Watt was serious. So were his compatriots out across the country. They are the people who believe the Bible is literally true -- one-third of the American electorate, if a recent Gallup poll is accurate. In this past election several million good and decent citizens went to the polls believing in the rapture index. That's right -- the rapture index. Google it and you will find that the best-selling books in America today are the 12 volumes of the "Left Behind" series written by the Christian fundamentalist and religious-right warrior Timothy LaHaye. These true believers subscribe to a fantastical theology concocted in the 19th century by a couple of immigrant preachers who took disparate passages from the Bible and wove them into a narrative that has captivated the imagination of millions of Americans. Its outline is rather simple, if bizarre (the British writer George Monbiot recently did a brilliant dissection of it and I am indebted to him for adding to my own understanding): Once Israel has occupied the rest of its "biblical lands," legions of the antichrist will attack it, triggering a final showdown in the valley of Armageddon. As the Jews who have not been converted are burned, the messiah will return for the rapture. True believers will be lifted out of their clothes and transported to Heaven, where, seated next to the right hand of God, they will watch their political and religious opponents suffer plagues of boils, sores, locusts and frogs during the several years of tribulation that follow. I'm not making this up. Like Monbiot, I've read the literature. I've reported on these people, following some of them from Texas to the West Bank. They are sincere, serious and polite as they tell you they feel called to help bring the rapture on as fulfillment of biblical prophecy. That's why they have declared solidarity with Israel and the Jewish settlements and backed up their support with money and volunteers. It's why the invasion of Iraq for them was a warm-up act, predicted in the Book of Revelations where four angels "which are bound in the great river Euphrates will be released to slay the third part of man." A war with Islam in the Middle East is not something to be feared but welcomed -- an essential conflagration on the road to redemption. The last time I Googled it, the rapture index stood at 144 -- just one point below the critical threshold when the whole thing will blow, the son of God will return, the righteous will enter Heaven and sinners will be condemned to eternal hellfire. So what does this mean for public policy and the environment? Go to Grist to read a remarkable work of reporting by the journalist Glenn Scherer -- "The Road to Environmental Apocalypse." Read it and you will see how millions of Christian fundamentalists may believe that environmental destruction is not only to be disregarded but actually welcomed -- even h

  21. Scientific Amercian Gives Up by Dorf+on+Perl · · Score: 4, Funny

    Me too.

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      Count me in.

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      There's no easy way to admit this. For years, helpful letter writers told us to stick to science. They pointed out that science and politics don't mix. They said we should be more balanced in our presentation of such issues as creationism, missile defense and global warming. We resisted their advice and pretended not to be stung by the accusations that the magazine should be renamed Unscientific American, or Scientific Unamerican, or even Unscientific Unamerican. But spring is in the air, and all of nature is turning over a new leaf, so there's no better time to say: you were right, and we were wrong.

      In retrospect, this magazine's coverage of socalled evolution has been hideously one-sided. For decades, we published articles in every issue that endorsed the ideas of Charles Darwin and his cronies. True, the theory of common descent through natural selection has been called the unifying concept for all of biology and one of the greatest scientific ideas of all time, but that was no excuse to be fanatics about it.

      Where were the answering articles presenting the powerful case for scientific creationism? Why were we so unwilling to suggest that dinosaurs lived 6,000 years ago or that a cataclysmic flood carved the Grand Canyon? Blame the scientists. They dazzled us with their fancy fossils, their radiocarbon dating and their tens of thousands of peer-reviewed journal articles. As editors, we had no business being persuaded by mountains of evidence.

      Moreover, we shamefully mistreated the Intelligent Design (ID) theorists by lumping them in with creationists. Creationists believe that God designed all life, and that's a somewhat religious idea. But ID theorists think that at unspecified times some unnamed superpowerful entity designed life, or maybe just some species, or maybe just some of the stuff in cells. That's what makes ID a superior scientific theory: it doesn't get bogged down in details.

      Good journalism values balance above all else. We owe it to our readers to present everybody's ideas equally and not to ignore or discredit theories simply because they lack scientifically credible arguments or facts. Nor should we succumb to the easy mistake of thinking that scientists understand their fields better than, say, U.S. senators or best-selling novelists do. Indeed, if politicians or special-interest groups say things that seem untrue or misleading, our duty as journalists is to quote them without comment or contradiction. To do otherwise would be elitist and therefore wrong. In that spirit, we will end the practice of expressing our own views in this space: an editorial page is no place for opinions.

      Get ready for a new Scientific American. No more discussions of how science should inform policy. If the government commits blindly to building an anti-ICBM defense system that can't work as promised, that will waste tens of billions of taxpayers' dollars and imperil national security, you won't hear about it from us. If studies suggest that the administration's antipollution measures would actually increase the dangerous particulates that people breathe during the next two decades, that's not our concern. No more discussions of how policies affect science eitherâ"so what if the budget for the National Science Foundation is slashed? This magazine will be dedicated purely to science, fair and balanced science, and not just the science that scientists say is science. And it will start on April Fools' Day.

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  23. Aprol fools? Why not? by j-turkey · · Score: 1

    Slashdot should stop screwing around with lame April Fools pranks and just swap the home page with a copy of Last Measure. Everything else is just screwing around...and the Last Measure thing would really get everyone ;)

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  24. Charles Darwin by ronark · · Score: 0, Troll

    He went against everyone's beliefs and had radical ideas. Doesn't that make him a terrorist? About time Scientific American disassociated from him.

  25. Sure it's a joke... by 72beetle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...but look at our current political and social climate in regards to theology - this may be tongue in cheek, but it's not unthinkable. That should keep you up at night - it does for me, anyway.

    I have no truck with people believing there's some grey-haired grandfather in the sky that remembers everyone's birthday, but please, keep it out of our schools, and off of our laws.

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    1. Re:Sure it's a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I have no truck with people believing there's some grey-haired grandfather in the sky that remembers everyone's birthday, but please, keep it out of our schools, and off of our laws.

      Well, so far your wish has been granted. There are currently zero laws on the books influenced by people who believe in some grey-haired grandfather who lives in the sky. In fact, I imagine you'd be hard pressed to find even one person who believes such a thing.

    2. Re:Sure it's a joke... by 72beetle · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ya think? Our oldest daughter was just yesterday telling me about intelligent design, which she learned about from her SCIENCE teacher. It's insidious, this faith-based truth, and is popping up in far too many places where it doesn't belong.

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    3. Re:Sure it's a joke... by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

      You might find someone with a grey-haired grandfather who spends a lot of time in airplanes. That would come pretty close to what you described. However, if he is too old, he won't even be remembering his own birthday.

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    4. Re:Sure it's a joke... by 72beetle · · Score: 0

      Modded as flamebait? Really?

      Well, if I'm gonna do the time, I'm gonna do the crime.

      George Lucas is a creative genius! Bill Gates has excellent ethics! Mankind was created by a higher being! Oh, wait...

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    5. Re:Sure it's a joke... by symbolic · · Score: 1

      this faith-based truth

      Logically speaking, I don't think something that is "faith-based" can be considered "true," since for most logical contructs, something that is "true" is true because it can be proven to be true. The absence of proof - the unconditional acceptance of an idea's validity without objective proof - is the very essence of faith.

    6. Re:Sure it's a joke... by 72beetle · · Score: 1

      Tru dat, but if logic entered into this topic anywhere, then SA would have done their 4/1 piece on a perpetual motion machine or some such, instead of a sarcastic nod to the flat-earthers who are trying to redefine what constitutes science... and therefore, truth.

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    7. Re:Sure it's a joke... by merchant_x · · Score: 1

      Old African Proverb:

      There is no truth, only stories.

    8. Re:Sure it's a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be obstinate. You know what he meant. God is often portrayed in art as a white or grey haired elderly looking man (in the sky). Why? Because he is our "father who art in heaven".

    9. Re:Sure it's a joke... by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Theory of Intelligent Design cannot be taught in school science classes because it is not science. It makes no predictions; it is supported by no evidence.

    10. Re:Sure it's a joke... by mindstrm · · Score: 1

      Look, focusing on the word "theory" like this, and saying "it's all just THEORIES, why can't we teach them all?" is misleading. Anything can be a theory, with or without merit.

      Don't mix up science and faith. Faith is about belief in soemthing you cannot emperically test. Science is about theories you can test and refine.

      Evolution is a theory, yes, but it's also backed up by decades of research. We don't know EVERYTHING yet, but so far, we have a very complicated, very huge model that fits, with a mountain of repeatable scientific evidence. Every year, more is added to this pile of evidence, and the theory is refined.

      Creationism, Intelligent Design, all of these cannot be tested scientifically. This is not to say that they are necessarily wrong, just that there is no possible test to prove it either way; they are matters of faith, not science.

      What I fail to see is why people can't say something like "If God created everything, and we have evidence of evolution, then god created evolution for his divine purposes." Science and religion need not, and never have needed to be at odds with each other.

      If you want your children taught the persepctives you feel are important, that's absolutely your right. The problem is this:
      ID is not an 'other side' except to a vocal religious minority. It has no scientific merit. Saying "we won't try to figure any more out, we'll just assume something made it that way in the first place" isn't science.

      If the course in college was "current popular theories on where life originated" then YES, ID, Creationism, and Evolution should be on equal footing. But if the course is biology, or science, then ID has no place.

    11. Re:Sure it's a joke... by Xiaran · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why can't both the THEORY of evolution and the THEORY of intelligent design both be taught in schools?

      First tell me : What is the theory of Intelligent Design? What posits does it make that I can test with experiment? Who is the intelligent designer supposed to be? What problems are there in ToE that require an intelligent designer to exist?

      I lurk in talk.origins and have for a long time(Like 10-12 years). Ive read every creation/ID/loonie argument put forward to discredit ToE and all have been knocked down.

      The only reason I can think of that we wouldn't teach both sides of this is that we are so insecure in our own beliefs and those of our children that we'll do anything to keep them (and ourselves?) from forming a different opinion. Yes, I'm a Christian, but I grew up in public schools learning about evolution. I was taught conflicting points of view for most of my educational career (especially college). At some point, no matter how much you "protect" your kids, they are going to hear the other sides of the argument. I've looked at the evidence of both sides, and I stand firmly in my beliefs. I don't believe in forcing my beliefs on anyone else, but I believe that each perspective should be taught equally or none at all. I don't even care if you leave "God" out of the lecture. Intelligent design gets the point across.

      Thats fine. Believe what you like. Thats a good thing in a free country. The problem is that in science there is no dispute. No serious biologist would suggest that evolution is completely wrong... because we have obversed it... the ToE, so far, explains the observations pretty darn well. Thats science. Speculating about hypothetical designers of organisms is unecessary as there is no problem to solve. If you want your kids taught about the christian origins myth(Im not trying to be offensive here... I beleive its a myth... Im not stepping on your right to believe anything you want), then fine. But the proponants of creationism and ID have offered no concrete theory or "killer app" type repeatable experiments that refute ToE or show the requirment for the existence of a creator of life forms.

      The point is, it's very hypocritical to promote the teaching of evolution while denying intelligent design.

      No. It would be wrong to teach non-science in a science class. Teach it if you want. But not in a science class. The teacher of science would be a hypocritic, and be doing a great disservice to his/her pupils, if non-science was taught in science classes.

    12. Re:Sure it's a joke... by Airline_Sickness_Bag · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What is the scientific theory of intellegent design? In the court case in Ohio a few years ago the IDers couldn't come up with one.

      If you want to be honest with yourself and examine the origins of the universe based on purely factual knowledge, we, as a human race, know absolutely nothing about how the universe was formed.

      The theory of evolution has nothing to do with the formation of the universe. It only is about the changes in a population of living things.

      your opinion is based on mostly faith.

      There is a big difference between religious faith (belief in the absence of facts), and belief in scientific theories that are based on facts.

      The point is, it's very hypocritical to promote the teaching of evolution while denying intelligent design.

      The theory of evolution is a scientific theory, "intellegent design" is not. So ID should not be taught in a science class.

      Personally, I think ID should stand for "Idiot Design" - if someone designed us, why did they screw up so badly on so many things?

    13. Re:Sure it's a joke... by natoochtoniket · · Score: 1
      In a science course, we should teach the scientific method, and present some of the theories and results that have been found. One way to teach the scientific method might be to use some examples of competing theories.

      Discuss the scientific method. Pay particular attention to the requirement that the theory must be refutable.

      Present the theory of creationism (preferably without giggling).

      Present the theory of evolution.

      Ask: What evidence can we find, or what experiment can we perform, to support or refute each of these competing theories?

      Ask: Is the theory of creationism refutable? Is the theory of evolution refutable? Are there other refutable theories that we haven't considered?

      The resulting lesson might be more valuable than simply having the students parrot the theory of evolution as fact. They might begin to understand the methods of science. They might even begin to think about science.

    14. Re:Sure it's a joke... by cruachan · · Score: 1

      Ah, so by writing THEORY in captials were supposed to grab the idea that evolution hasn't been proven and intelligent design is a THEORY of equal merit?

      You know what? Personally over here in good old secular Europe - now a larger economic power than the USA - I'm starting not to care any longer about the replacement of American Democracy by a Xian Theocracy. For decades the brain-drain was westwards, but nowdays biological sciences are stronger in Europe and attract good people across the atlantic to the intellectual freedom of our shores. If you prefer comfortable lies compatible with your religion then that's fine, in the long run it's just going to stump your inventivness and economic growth - and hasten the decline the American Theocratic Empire.

    15. Re:Sure it's a joke... by mwlewis · · Score: 1

      Except that for any system of logic, you eventually get to the axioms that are really just assumed to be true. You have to start with something from nothing. And from Godel, we know that there will be things that are true, but unprovable.

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    16. Re:Sure it's a joke... by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      Why can't both the THEORY of evolution and the THEORY of intelligent design both be taught in schools?

      No reason. One can be taught in science classes and one in religious education classes in a review of the creation myths of religions around the world across the millena.

      both of the arguments above are THEORIES.

      Of course, one of them is a `theory' in the sense that my prediction that the coffee I just made is still warm is a theory until I take a sip, while the other is a `theory' in the sense of the theory that the world is run by giant shape changing lizards.

      Until `intelligent design' makes a prediction which is verified by later observation or experiments, it is in the shape changing lizard category. It is also a good example of the depressing tendency of people who are embarassed about their religion to throw away all the important things and hang on to the trivia the hope that that will gain them acceptance.

      BTW. The coffee was warm, but I'm not rushing out to buy anti-lizard spray ahead of the G8 summit which is happening up the road in July.

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    17. Re:Sure it's a joke... by EvilSuggestions · · Score: 4, Funny

      We need to fix our educational system by covering all of these types of topics equally as well:

      • The theory of the universe being composed of 4 elements, earth, fire, wind, and water needs to get equal time with this so called chemistry theory. I mean when's the chemistry theory going to stop adding elements to that silly periodic table of theirs. It's just further proof that they didn't get it right the first time!
      • Heliocentrism is just a theory, just like geocentrism. In our astronomy classes, if we can't spend equal time discussing a universe that revolves around the earth, then we're just promoting one group's beliefs.
      • Everywhere I've travelled the earth still looks basically flat to me, and I know quite a few people who support that theory. Geography classes are also just promoting a theory when they show kids a globe. There are holes in their theory too. For example, how can people stick to both sides of a round object? Wouldn't the people on the other side just fall off? It's very hypocritical to teach the round earth theory while denying the flat earth theory!

      P.S. It's turtles all the way down.

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    18. Re:Sure it's a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > You know what? Personally over here in good old secular Europe - now a larger economic power than the USA - I'm starting not to care any longer about the replacement of American Democracy by a Xian Theocracy.

      I envy your country's future... and I mourn ours.

    19. Re:Sure it's a joke... by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      if someone designed us, why did they screw up so badly on so many things?

      Give the poor deity a break.

      So, he wired the retina up inside out so the wiring is in front of the sensors. Ok, so then he had to poke a hole to put the wires through and leave us with a blind spot. And those below-spec corneas he picked up cheap which go cloudy over time and at their best block some wavelengths the sensors could otherwise deal with were probably a mistake, and let's not even talk about using sensors which stop registering if the input stops changing...

      Haven't you ever had one of those days?

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    20. Re:Sure it's a joke... by gewalker · · Score: 0

      What would be considered a valid falsification of the "Theory of Evolution"? Darwin himself proposed a falsifiability test, and when it was shown to be false, the theory changed to match the evidence.

      Don't believe me? Paraphrasing, but Darwin stated that if there were gaps that could not be explained with transitional forms, the theory would fall apart. There is no possible way to fill the gap between dinosaur (bellow lungs) and birds (flow-through lungs) with a myriad of transitional forms. This does not seem to disqualify the theory, yet it seems to be a real problem with Darwinism. Darwins was very much opposed to incorporating saltation (abrupt changes).

      Modern evolutionary theory includes saltation, though many do not seem to understand this as it is not widely taught (typical school textbook incorporate long-discredited evolutionary science, ontology recapitulates phylogeny is still in some current textbooks)

      To a non-believer in evolution, it is hard to distinguish this from the invisible dog arguments.

    21. Re:Sure it's a joke... by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
      "Don't be obstinate. You know what he meant"

      If I take him at what he meant, he comes across as a religious bigot who is intolerant and insulting of those who do not share his faith. I gave him the benefit of a doubt that he wasn't a jerk. :)

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    22. Re:Sure it's a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The science classroom is exactly the place the theory of intelligent design should be discussed (alongside other theories, of course). Only an arrogant fool would dismiss intelligent design (especially if the real reason was just because he hated Christianity).

      Oh, wait, I get it! Your post is an April Fools joke! Ha ha! You got me!

    23. Re:Sure it's a joke... by lgw · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can accept the eyeball as a bad day at the office, but there's no excuse for running a sewer through the playground!

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    24. Re:Sure it's a joke... by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      What would be considered a valid falsification of the "Theory of Evolution"?

      Precambrian rabbit fossils.

      Paraphrasing, but Darwin stated that if there were gaps that could not be explained with transitional forms, the theory would fall apart.

      http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/quotes/mine/part2. html
      Quote #2.6. Just one of many dishonest creationist attacks.

      When you make ignorant statements like this, you demonstrate that you've either not done any actual research, or you're just a liar. Unfortunately, this is a very common problem with creationists; they continue to use arguments that have been addressed thousands of times as though they're too lazy to do any actual research or they just don't care that they are arguing from a position of dishonesty.

    25. Re:Sure it's a joke... by orthogonal · · Score: 5, Insightful
      "Here's what I don't understand. Why can't both the THEORY of evolution and the THEORY of intelligent design both be taught in schools?"

      Because all the theory of "Intelligent Design" says, is, "since I don't understand how this could have evolved, it must have be designed, not evolved." For at least two hundred years, the "perfection" of the eye was given as evidence of design, until computer models should how easy it is for eyes to evolve, and molecular biology showed us eyes have separately evolved at least forty times.

      Now the "Intelligent Design" proponents having had the eye explained, talk about freely rotating flagella in certain bacteria. They hang their "theory" in the contention that since "half a rotation" isn't useful, organisms with "half a rotation" could not have ben favored by evolution, and so a freely rotating flagellum could not evolve. But it turns out several of the components of that wheel are the same as components of a "needle" used by parasitic bacteria to inject chemicals into host cells, a so-called Type Three Secretory Apparatus.

      All "Intelligent Design" is not a useful theory, in the sense that science uses the word "theory", because all it is able to do is say "I can't figure this out". It has no explanatory or predictive power.

      Compare the "theory" of Intelligent Design to Boyle's law: a physicist on being told about changing temperature in a room full of some gas, knows there's a relation between temperature and pressure because Boyle's law predicts it. The physicist doesn't have to go to the room himself, or ask what mechanism is responsible for the temperature change, or in what direction the temperature is changing, or really even what kind of gas in the room -- the physicist can with confidence predict that pressure and temperature are dependent on one another.

      It's not just that evolution is consistent with what we know, it's also consistent with what we don't know.

      It has predictive and explanatory power: using evolution, we are able to say, "assuming evolution is correct, we ought to see this", and then when we do look, we see what evolution predicts.

      We say, evolution tells us that meiosis helps to keep each paired chromosome like its opposite pair, because genes are exchanged in meiosis. Because meiosis only takes place in sexual reproduction, this allows us to predict that in asexual reproduction, paired chromosomes will diverge. when we look at bdelloid rotifers, we see what was predicted: their chromosomes do diverge, and we can even compare the chromosome divergence between pairs against the to the total mutational change in the entire bdelloid rotifer genome, to come up with a good idea of how long bdelloid rotifers have been reproducing asexually: abut 80 million years.

      We say, evolution predicts that, since workers bees born to a queen with only one mate share more genes, on average, with their haploid nephews -- that is, males born to other workers -- than with their diploid brothers born to the queen, the workers will favor their nephews. And the prediction turns out to be true. We can also predict, using Trivers' work, that if the queen mated with more than one male, a nephew isn't necessarily more related, so the workers in that case won't favor nephews. And that also turns out to be true. (Bee examples from here).

      Note that in the bee example, we don't know what mechanism allows a worker to "know" how many mates her mother the queen has had, or the mechanism that, given that "knowledge" allows the worker to modify her behavior. We just know that the worker behaves "as if" she understood the genetic math involved, and knew the mating history. Of course, bees don't do genetics or math and probably don't even remember matings -- but we don't need to see the mechanism to predict that it and the behavior must be there: evolutionary theory predicted that bees would act like "as if" geneticis

    26. Re:Sure it's a joke... by mc_barron · · Score: 1

      "running a sewer through the playground"
      took me a moment to get. funniest joke I have heard in a LONG time! mod this post up!

    27. Re:Sure it's a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that the Axioms of a formal logic system are not "just assumed to be true", as you say. Yes, we cannot formally prove that they are true, but they are just the absolute minimum of "self-evident" truths.

      Things like:

      A->B->A

      You don't need any personal experience to recognize that as axiomatic. Any arbitrary person with the slghtest amount of abstract reasoning skills will accept this as true.

      However, something like:

      "There exists a higher power."

      Will not be as universally accepted by that same hypothetical "arbitary person with the slghtest amount of abstract reasoning".

    28. Re:Sure it's a joke... by bleakbent · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, anything that cannot be proven true must be accepted on the basis of faith. The fact of the matter is, neither evolution nor creation can be proven _true_. Both are faiths, because both require you to make large assumptions. Evolutionists assume that science is correct, and Creationists assume that the Bible is correct.

      No historians were alive taking notes when the universe was created, so we cannot prove either theory by first-hand accounts. Science has changed its opinion on the matter countless times in the past, what we believe now will most likely be completely different from what scientists say in 100 years. And, the Bible has been accused of being a fabrication. So, neither belief has concrete evidence. Both require an amount of faith to accept.

    29. Re:Sure it's a joke... by llamaluvr · · Score: 1

      So, if he did it the way you wanted it, where the heck was he going to put the choroid? And how much does that blind spot really affect you?

      Funny, people mock it for being a bad design, yet nobody's built a better one. And the eyes that are supposedly better-designed don't actually see as well.

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    30. Re:Sure it's a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Only an arrogant fool would dismiss intelligent design (especially if the real reason was just because he hated Christianity).

      I was going to mod you flamebait. Then I decided to just ignore you...then as I was about to go to the next post, I decided you really had irked me enough for me to bite the bait.

      The reason the science classroom is not the place for the "theory" of intelligent design was clearly explained by you in the above quote. You equate dismissing intelligent design with hating Christianity, therefore linking the two. Intelligent design is a religious belief, not a scientific one. You want to mention it in school...fine, but do it in a religion class as an elective. Those who want to learn, shall take said class. In *science* class, we teach science.

    31. Re:Sure it's a joke... by symbolic · · Score: 1


      Yes, this is correct. However, I'd argue that evolution, though one cannot prove that it actually occurred, *is* based on scientifically observable evidence. In other words, the theory of evolution is conjecture, but it is extrapolated from that which can been be observed. One might argue the same for religious faith, but I'd say that there's quite a leap between establishing a theory based on observable evidence, and establishing the existence of a "god" - an entity that represents the alpha and omega of existence, and everything in between. Unlike religion, the theory of evolution is not an ideology. There is no "church of evolution science.", nor is there an accompanying philosophy that details/dictates how one should live.

    32. Re:Sure it's a joke... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      >What I fail to see is why people can't say something like "If God created everything, and we have evidence of evolution, then god created evolution for his divine purposes." Science and religion need not, and never have needed to be at odds with each other.
      Funny you should say that, because I believe in God, and this has been my stance all along. God created the Universe, and created the physical principals which govern it. He made F=MA and He made e=MC**2. I know many, many people who feel the same way. Unless one really tries to take Gensis literally, I find nothing in the Bible that disagrees with what I can observe today.
      There is no reason that Science and God can not coexist. Science seems to have a real hatred for God, though, and I think that perhaps believers in God fear Science because their faith is not perfect and they worry that with enough research, Science might prove that God doesn't exist. I have no such worries that Science will ever disprove God. In fact, according to Scientific theory, you can't prove nonexistence, so no worries.
      These days, Science, and particularly archaelogy, tends to prove rather than disprove the Bible.

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    33. Re:Sure it's a joke... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I agree with you to some extent. Every time scientists and biblical scholars start to fight it out, it comes down to scientists complaining that Bible scholars keep going back to the Bible rather than to scientific method to prove their points. Well, Duh! Can scientists prove their points using the Bible? Both sides have circular arguments. Science says their point is true because it works with the scientific method. Bible scholars say their point is true because the Bible says it is true. Neither side will ever be able to prove their point using the other sides tools because the tools are part of both sides arguments.

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    34. Re:Sure it's a joke... by mwlewis · · Score: 1
      I agree that some axioms seem more intuitive and obvious than others, but you can't really decide which of the two:
      1. "There exists a higher power."
      2. "No higher power exists."
      is correct based on logic. You have to make an assumption. Given the number of prominent scientists and mathematicians who have believed #1 (who I would assume have/had at least as much abstract reasoning capabilities as an arbitrary person), I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss it for the reasons you state (I personally agree with #2, but realize that I have as much proof as proponents of #1).

      The whole point is that you can't derive the axioms using reasoning, whether your assumption is that triangles have 180 degrees, or that god exists.
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    35. Re:Sure it's a joke... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      And yet the Christian position here in America is that the nation is no longer the "theocratic empire" it once was and is becoming secularized and thumbing its nose at God. But the Christians come to the same conclusion, that America is going to go downhill. The only difference is WHY. You think it is because America focuses too much on God. The Christians think it is because America has stopped focusing on God.

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    36. Re:Sure it's a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The science classroom is exactly the place the theory of intelligent design should be discussed

      Absolutely. As soon as a scientific theory of intelligent design is devised.

      Only science belongs in a science classroom. If you think intelligent design as it stands now has anything to do with science, then you simply don't understand what science is. Most people don't. This is exactly why we need to fix our science curriculums, not further water them down with thinly-veiled religious pseudo-science.

      Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with religion or believing in intelligent design. But to try to pass it off as science and sneak it into schools science curriculums is at best ignorant and at worst dishonest.

    37. Re:Sure it's a joke... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      >a `theory' in the sense of the theory that the world is run by giant shape changing lizards.
      Well, no. They all changed shapes into birds and regular sized lizards and now the shape changing monkeys rule the earth.

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    38. Re:Sure it's a joke... by tompaulco · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      >Because all the theory of "Intelligent Design" says, is, "since I don't understand how this could have evolved, it must have be designed, not evolved."
      One could also turn that around and say that since science can not understand how a being could have designed all these creatures, then they must have evolved.
      Again, every time sone brings up a faith based theory, Science presumes itself to be correct by saying that faith based theories must use science to prove themselves correct. If religion believes that the scientific tools are flawed, then why would religion want to use those tools to prove itself correct? That's like me saying your colored pencils are not as good as my crayons, and you saying to prove it using only your colored pencils.

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    39. Re:Sure it's a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you say Intelligent design makes no predictions? It certainly does. What we expect to find is that there is irreducible complexity. Digital codes like DNA are another thing we would expect. How did the information in DNA get there to begin with? Is it compelling that an eye could not evolve?

      If the complexity of things looks to be such that there is no way it could have occured through natural chance, then that is supportive of an intelligent design. For example, can you show a single example of a DNA mutation that lead to a positive trait?

    40. Re:Sure it's a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, why don't you make a federal case out of it? Seriously. I mean, if you, as the parent of a child that is directly affected by this, aren't willing to take up the fight, then the outrage of your fellow childless, spouseless Slashdotters can't do jack.

    41. Re:Sure it's a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're a dumbass

    42. Re:Sure it's a joke... by 72beetle · · Score: 1

      I'm not a religious bigot - whatever gets you through the night, great. I am not, however, a believer.. and I do insult religious zealots once they start imposing their belief systems onto mine. So, in response to your assessment of me, best to go with 'a little from column A, a little from column B'.

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    43. Re:Sure it's a joke... by 72beetle · · Score: 1

      Honest question. Here's my honest answer - I learned something significant during the last presidential election: This is not the America I thought it was. This is not a criticism of any particular party or ideology, it is an awareness that my country doesn't think like I thought it did.

      Just because I would not like to see America become a theocratic republic doesn't mean the majority of Americans feel the same, so in the interest of actual democracy, I'll let the majority do what they want.

      I won't be quiet about it, but I won't stand in the way.

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    44. Re:Sure it's a joke... by gamma+male · · Score: 1
      So if they're fundamentally different, how about we teach scientific theoryies in science classrooms and teach faith based theories in churches? That means that churches don't have to lecture their members on priciples of evolution, and similarly non-scientific "god dunnit" theories aren't brought up in science classrooms.

      It seems simple to me, especially since you're quick to say faith doesn't need to bow to science.

    45. Re:Sure it's a joke... by ezeri · · Score: 1

      Just because your haven't bothered to know what Intelligent Design is does not mean it makes no predictions or is supported by no evidence. If you want to argue against the predictions or the evidence, by all means thats your right. But mouthing off about things you no nothing of is just stupid.

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    46. Re:Sure it's a joke... by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
      "I'm not a religious bigot - whatever gets you through the night, great. I am not, however, a believer"

      Your insulting faith assertion a couple of parents back up marked you as both. You seen to have a belief concerning what God ir or not not (hence your assertion), and you did it in an insulting fashion.

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    47. Re:Sure it's a joke... by tompaulco · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Sounds fine to me, but then why does every body get to learn about the scientific theories, but only those lucky enough to attend a Church get to hear the evolutionary theories? How about we have a class on religion in schools as well. It could teach kids many different religions and let them decide for themselves which, if any, to believe.

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    48. Re:Sure it's a joke... by DShard · · Score: 1

      Which they do, in various humanities curiculla. In these classes they talk about all sorts of faiths. Indeed mine was mandatory and very interesting because it put all religions on equal footing. The more bizarre thing was Biology was in no way mandatory, I never had to hear evolution at all in during my high school attendance. I learned of evolution in it's proper place, biology class, and I learned of creation in it's proper place, mythology.

    49. Re:Sure it's a joke... by eggnet · · Score: 1

      No. Intelligent Design proponents are trying to use scientific terms like "theory" without meeting the prerequisites, and they're pushing to do so in science classes.

      It's politics, and at the risk of being redundant, lying. If I were religious, I wouldn't associate myself with ID proponents.

    50. Re:Sure it's a joke... by wrecked · · Score: 1
      You've got it backwards; a theory is such because it is falsifiable, that is, it can be disproven. If the possibility exists that the theory can be disproven, as with evolution, then we can create experiments to test the theory and see if it fails. If the theory doesn't fail, then our "faith" in the theory becomes stronger.


      Evolution is a scientific theory not because it can be proven (you can never do that), but because it can be tested by experiments (even if the results of the experiments are historical and recorded in the geology of the earth or in the molecules of our cells).


      Creationism, on the other hand, cannot be ever be disproven and therefore lacks any value as a testable scientific theory. Without falsifiability, how could you test which deity(ies) created life? Jehovah, Zeus, Brahman, Marduk or Xenu? By which methods? Speaking a word or dreaming a dream?

      I could say that life was created by the sneeze of an extraterrestial entity and you would have no way of judging and distinguishing the validity of that assertion from say, Jehovah, in the absence of falsifiability.

    51. Re:Sure it's a joke... by gamma+male · · Score: 1
      Many schools do have a religions class. But it's not a topic that one has each year all year for all of secondary school like science is. As for why, I'd imagine it has a lot to do with religious parents who hold a majority in the PTA disliking their personal religion being taught as "just another religion" instead of being given special status.

      In my school, we learned of various religions and the basic tennets of them in "area studies" but this was only taught in the gifted track. As is, in my year one kid's parents insisted he be allowed to leave the classroom and sit in the hallway during the discussing of any other religions. My parents were none to pleased to hear that we were learning about muslims and budhists, and this was in 1993. How do you think suburbia would handle in depth teaching in the age or terror alerts?

      I think you nailed it yourself when you say that it could teach kids many different religions and let them decide for themselves which, if any, to believe. Many parents who have children are horrified, angered by the source of the education of new religion, and do their best to indoctrinate them back to the "one true faith" much less the parents of kids like myself who gave up religion. If I'd have told my parents while I was in highschool I'd have been kicked out of the house, instead of just becomming dead to them after college. Note that I said "most" and other qualifiers. All of that is based upon my experience, and I know some religions which I greatly respect for their views on tolerance, and non-proselytizing (sp?).

    52. Re:Sure it's a joke... by bleakbent · · Score: 1

      Neither Evolution nor Creation are ideologies. One states that we have evolved into existance from something, and the other states that we were created by something already alive. These are Biological beliefs, not Philosophical. Just because a person believes that we were created by someone, does not mean that person will obey the creator.

      Note that there is no "Church of Creation Science" either. There are churches of religion, who believe in Creation Science, just like there are churches of religion who believe in Evolution.

      When it comes down to logic, I see both Creation and Evolution equally. Neither answers what their "something" is. Evolution does not answer where the original "something" from which we evolved came from, and Creation does not answer where our creator came from. So when it comes down to it, both are at a stalemate.

      The only deciding factor between the two, is the religious implications made by either theory. Evolution implies that there is no creator, and Creation implies that there is a creator. If Evolutionists are correct, and there is no creator, then Creationists have nothing to lose by seeking to find and serve who they believe their creator is. If Creationists are correct and there is a creator, Evolutionists have everything to lose at the hand of his vengance once they die.

    53. Re:Sure it's a joke... by bleakbent · · Score: 1

      Like I said, you have to either place your faith in science, or in history (such as the Bible).

      Creation cannot be proven based on scientific tests, and Evolution cannot be proven based on historical events/texts.

      Every truth in our world cannot be proven scientifically. You cannot prove that someone lied by using scientific instruments, studies have shown lie detectors to be fallable. You cannot prove that George Washington ever lived based on scientific testing, but you can prove it using historical documents and by observing the many influences he left behind on America.

      It's very dangerous to place all of your hope on a scientific theory. Theories can change very dramatically as instruments become more precise. Scientists were convinced that the world was flat for hundreds of years, and were unwilling to consider any other possibility because of their faith in their instruments' precision. They could not be convinced until someone had actually sailed around the world. The same is with Evolution/Creation. Most people will not even consider the opposing theory, deciding to wait until they die to find out which was correct.

      The theory of Evolution has branched out into multiple theories, which have been revised countless times as problems are discovered with them. The Bible, however, has remained constant for thousands of years. The only thing that has changed are the skewed interpretations of it made by men with alterior motives.

    54. Re:Sure it's a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By definition an axiom is assumed to be true.

    55. Re:Sure it's a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then again given genealogy, a living relative, and the location of his grave (assuming his body hasn't COMPLETELY decomposed/been destroyed, combined with dna sampling, we could prove to a high probability that he did in fact live, and that so and so is in some form his descendant.

    56. Re:Sure it's a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot about ether.

    57. Re:Sure it's a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. "There exists a higher power."
      2. "No higher power exists."


      Neither of which is an axiom of science. The problem is that when people beleive God creates the rain for us, and that rain is proof of God, they take it as an attack on God and somehow equal to a claim that God does not exist if someone explains how the universe can produce rain without directly calling upon God to do it. Of course we're not really talking about rain here, we're talking about explaining the vast array of life on earth and explaining humans. People like to think that the existance of humans is proof of God that God directly created humans. Any explanation how a (potentially God-created) universe can produce humans without directly calling upon God is taken as an attack on God.

    58. Re:Sure it's a joke... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Well then geology and astrodynamics and the rest of science is 'faith'. No historians were alive taking notes when the earth's crust cooled and when continents were drifting around and no one ever saw the eruption of most volcanos or the impact of meteors. No historians were alive taking notes when gas and dust started swirling and falling in to form the sun and the planets.

      Anyone attacking evolution as having any less standing and validity than any other area of science is either illinformed or simply wants to 'defend' his religion against what he views as an 'attack' on his religion. Just as a pope once had Galileo imprisoned because people thought that saying the earth goes around the sun was an 'attack' on their religion, that it was somehow an 'attack' against the existance of God.

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    59. Re:Sure it's a joke... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Sounds fine to me, but then why does every body get to learn about the scientific theories, but only those lucky enough to attend a Church get to hear the evolutionary theories?

      Gravitationism and evolutionism get taught in the same class. The theory of gravity and the theory of evolution get taught in the same class.

      Just because you think your bible says that the sun goes around the earth does not make it any less valid science for gravitationism to say the earth goes around the sun.

      A field of science is no less valid and no less scientific just because some religious subgroup dislikes it and goes on a fanatical crusade spreading FUD.

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    60. Re:Sure it's a joke... by mindstrm · · Score: 1

      I don't think science has a hatred of God, it's just that matters of faith add no value to science.

      Whether or not God created the universe, the method we need to use to figure it out is the same.

      They worry that science might prove that God doesn't exist, but that just seems to indicate a lack of understanding of their own religion. No matter what we find out in science, about the origins of hte universe, we will always be left with a primary set of conditions, or equations, or SOMETHING, beyond which our current analysis methods can't penetrate. THere will always be a place where God can live beyond which we can see.

    61. Re:Sure it's a joke... by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      So, if he did it the way you wanted it, where the heck was he going to put the choroid?

      Why would it need to be anywhere but where it is? IIRC suid have their eye the right way around (having evolved it independently) and so have no blind spot.

      people mock it for being a bad design, yet nobody's built a better one.

      Any cheap digital camera?

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    62. Re:Sure it's a joke... by symbolic · · Score: 1

      Neither Evolution nor Creation are ideologies.

      I have seen, on occasion, scientists discussing the possibility of creation, scientific creation lacks context. Religion provides such a context, whether or not it is accurate. So, technically you are correct, but I'd argue that for all practical purposes, you can't have much of a discussion about creation without the including religious dogma.

      If Evolutionists are correct, and there is no creator, then Creationists have nothing to lose by seeking to find and serve who they believe their creator is.

      In reality, it doesn't quite work that way. It would be phenomenally great if people exercised their own religious pursuits in this manner, but it's not possible. The presence of a creator is an all-encompassing proposition. If I believe there is a creator, it logically assumes that this was the origin for all of humanity. The implication here is obvious...since you were borne from my creator, you are now subject to the associated dogma. Fortunately, laws protect us against this kind of theological tyranny.

    63. Re:Sure it's a joke... by bleakbent · · Score: 1

      "since you were borne from my creator, you are now subject to the associated dogma" I'm not 100% sure what you meant by this statement. Are you talking about holy war, jihad, and the like? Define "associated dogma" before I reply :)

    64. Re:Sure it's a joke... by symbolic · · Score: 1


      An example...if I as a Christian, believe that God created all, it means that he also created you, or at least the means that led to your existence. In my eyes, then, God's laws apply to you, even though you may have elected an entirely different path of spiritual enlightenment. This is the associated dogma I referenced.

    65. Re:Sure it's a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Octopus eye.

    66. Re:Sure it's a joke... by gewalker · · Score: 1

      Been away, did not have a change to reply.

      I did not misquote, I paraphrased accurately, but not completely. Here is what Darwin wrote.

      If it could be demonstrated that any complex organ existed, which could not
      possibly have been formed by numerous, successive, slight modifications, my
      theory would absolutely break down. But I can find out no such case. No
      doubt many organs exist of which we do not know the transitional grades,
      more especially if we look to much-isolated species, around which,
      according to the theory, there has been much extinction. Or again, if we
      take an organ common to all the members of a class, for in this latter case
      the organ must have been originally formed at a remote period, since which
      all the many members of the class have been developed; and in order to
      discover the early transitional grades through which the organ has passed,
      we should have to look to very ancient ancestral forms, long since become
      extinct.


      Now, Darwins said basically the same thing as what I paraphrased. I then gave an example there is extremly problematic (bellows to flow-thru lung transition).

      You attacked me as either ignorant or dishonest. I am neither, despite your assertions to the contrary. Note, I did not say that creationism was thus proved (its not). Just the to say magically that Darwinism is proved and meets the valid scientific theory qualitification of disprovability does not mean it is so.

      Honest reflection requires that the failure of the Bellows/flow-thru transmition to be considered disproof should require a valid scientific objection to the disproof. If I were to suggest you were ignorant or dishonest, that would be an ad-hominem attack. However, I notice that you did not refer to the lung transition in your response, perhaps you forgot, or did not have time to look up the answer.

      Oh yeah, with respect to PreCambrian rabbit fossils, if I had an example (not that I am aware of any), I am quite certain it would be explained as an anomoly due to inclusion, or as a fake. I'm note even suggesting that the explanation would be false, just that such a counter example would likely be discarded as invalid.

    67. Re:Sure it's a joke... by llamaluvr · · Score: 1

      yeah, because you could actually use a digital camera just like a human eye. I'll keep my hopelessly flawed human eyes, thank you very much.

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    68. Re:Sure it's a joke... by llamaluvr · · Score: 1

      Octopi don't see as well as we do.

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    69. Re:Sure it's a joke... by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      I've also been away.

      Just the to say magically that Darwinism is proved and meets the valid scientific theory qualitification of disprovability does not mean it is so.

      This statement implies a contradiction, but only beacuse of your ignorance.

      Evolution is not "proved". No theory in science is ever proven. Theores cannot be proven, that is the nature of science.

      Theories can be disproven, and in fact there must be a hypothetical disproff criteria for an explanation to be a theory. I've already given one, and you never responded to it.

  26. TEE HEE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    en tee

  27. Full text by sebFlyte · · Score: 2, Informative


    Okay, We Give Up


    There's no easy way to admit this. For years, helpful letter writers told us to stick to science. They pointed out that science and politics don't mix. They said we should be more balanced in our presentation of such issues as creationism, missile defense and global warming. We resisted their advice and pretended not to be stung by the accusations that the magazine should be renamed Unscientific American, or Scientific Unamerican, or even Unscientific Unamerican. But spring is in the air, and all of nature is turning over a new leaf, so there's no better time to say: you were right, and we were wrong.

    In retrospect, this magazine's coverage of socalled evolution has been hideously one-sided. For decades, we published articles in every issue that endorsed the ideas of Charles Darwin and his cronies. True, the theory of common descent through natural selection has been called the unifying concept for all of biology and one of the greatest scientific ideas of all time, but that was no excuse to be fanatics about it.

    Where were the answering articles presenting the powerful case for scientific creationism? Why were we so unwilling to suggest that dinosaurs lived 6,000 years ago or that a cataclysmic flood carved the Grand Canyon? Blame the scientists. They dazzled us with their fancy fossils, their radiocarbon dating and their tens of thousands of peer-reviewed journal articles. As editors, we had no business being persuaded by mountains of evidence.

    Moreover, we shamefully mistreated the Intelligent Design (ID) theorists by lumping them in with creationists. Creationists believe that God designed all life, and that's a somewhat religious idea. But ID theorists think that at unspecified times some unnamed superpowerful entity designed life, or maybe just some species, or maybe just some of the stuff in cells. That's what makes ID a superior scientific theory: it doesn't get bogged down in details.

    Good journalism values balance above all else. We owe it to our readers to present everybody's ideas equally and not to ignore or discredit theories simply because they lack scientifically credible arguments or facts. Nor should we succumb to the easy mistake of thinking that scientists understand their fields better than, say, U.S. senators or best-selling novelists do. Indeed, if politicians or special-interest groups say things that seem untrue or misleading, our duty as journalists is to quote them without comment or contradiction. To do otherwise would be elitist and therefore wrong. In that spirit, we will end the practice of expressing our own views in this space: an editorial page is no place for opinions.

    Get ready for a new Scientific American. No more discussions of how science should inform policy. If the government commits blindly to building an anti-ICBM defense system that can't work as promised, that will waste tens of billions of taxpayers' dollars and imperil national security, you won't hear about it from us. If studies suggest that the administration's antipollution measures would actually increase the dangerous particulates that people breathe during the next two decades, that's not our concern. No more discussions of how policies affect science eitherâ"so what if the budget for the National Science Foundation is slashed? This magazine will be dedicated purely to science, fair and balanced science, and not just the science that scientists say is science. And it will start on April Fools' Day.

    (courtesy of Mr Bob Hates You.)

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  28. OMG by lildogie · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're changing their name to "Christian Scientific American."

    1. Re:OMG by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 1

      They're changing their name to "Christian Scientific American.

      There's already the Christian Science Monitor, but it appears to take a more balanced, secular approach to journalism. How dare it! :-)

      As for Scientific American, it'll probably be July or August before I get round to reading this April edition as a UK subscriber. Okay, maybe not quite that long, but the issues do seem to take the slow boat across the Atlantic...

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  29. doesn't mix? by phyruxus · · Score: 0
    "They pointed out that science and politics don't mix."

    No less so that religion and politics. Insofar as science deals with known reality, I'd say it mixes with politics as much as geography or history - that is, thoroughly.

    "How much budget should we allocate to the clean water program?"
    'Well, it costs $X/10^6gallons to purify saltwater, so...'
    "Hey, you're basing that assertion on science! Science has no place in politics! Therefore I'm sure we can get all the clean water we need for $Y/10^6 gallons. Burn the heretic!"

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  30. Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Errm... Ha, I guess.

  31. Best Line in the article: by wolfemi1 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Blame the scientists. They dazzled us with their fancy fossils, their radiocarbon dating and their tens of thousands of peer-reviewed journal articles.

    I laughed out loud, even though I'm alone in the room. No joke.

    1. Re:Best Line in the article: by JWhitlock · · Score: 1
      I laughed out loud, even though I'm alone in the room. No joke.

      I'm sorry, I'm a scientist. I can't just believe your assertion - can you give me some evidence? Or maybe a passage from the Bible?

  32. Is it April 2nd yet?????? by FLOOBYDUST · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Yawnnnnnnnnnnn.....
    Enough already........................
    PS.. This isn't a Joke I am serious.....

  33. It's nice to finally see some... by spungo · · Score: 3, Funny

    intelligent design in these spoofs.

  34. So funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    These fake news stories are so clever and fresh! They never get old!

    Ah ha ha ha hah ha ha hah hah ha ha ha hah ha ha hah hah ha ha ha hah ha ha hah hah ha ha ha hah ha ha hah hah ha ha ha hah ha ha hah hah ha ha ha hah ha ha hah hah ha ha ha hah ha ha hah hah ha ha ha hah ha ha hah hah ha ha ha hah ha ha hah hah ha ha ha hah ha ha hah hah ha ha ha hah ha ha hah hah ha ha ha hah ha ha hah hah ha ha ha hah ha ha hah [inhale] ha hah ha ha hah ha ha hah hah ha ha ha hah ha hah ha ha hah ha ha ha hah ha ha hah haaaaaaaaaaaa.........

  35. April fool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the worst APril Fool I've ever heard.

    LOL.

  36. Very funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets throw out all the solid facts about evolution and accept that creationism has an equal say...

    Bwahahahaha
    Nice to see these guys haven't lost their sense of humour (April 1st)

  37. Its about time.... by Evil+W1zard · · Score: 1

    Its about time they gave up on their science and facts and focused on the truth of Creationism -- Because a Talking Snake in a Tree is much more realistic then evolution! Or better yet Intelligent Design -- God or Aliens invented us. Pick one! I love April Fools Day :)

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  38. The tragic irony is... by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I would fully expect to see an article just like this on the 2nd and not consider it a joka at all...

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    1. Re:The tragic irony is... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      This is slashdot, your wish will be granted.

      And again on the third, and the fourth...

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  39. Global warming fads by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    When the global warming fad cycles back in 10 or 20 years to a "new ice age!" fad like we had back in the 1970s, all of the recent global warming articles in SciAm will make the issues all look like April Fools.

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    1. Re:Global warming fads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Huh?

      We plan for "Defence" using worst case scenarios. Why should we treat environmental issues differently?

      And leave Global Warming to the side. The reason Environmental Protection Laws came in in the first place was because the industrialised world made such a mess of Europe & the USA. The Great Lakes, anyone?

      And look at the former Soviet Block - their environmental problems make ours look titchy.

      But hey - forget all that... Let's keep screwing the Earth in the west, and sit back and laugh when the developing world completely fuck up their lakes, rivers, forests and whatnot.

      Here's an interesting thought.

      The majority of scientists who say that humanity *is* risking serious global climate change tend to be paid for by governments and universities, who like to ignore and water down their advice.

      Who pays the scientists who claim that global climate change *isn't* a concern?

      Cato, anyone?

    2. Re:Global warming fads by scotch · · Score: 0
      Let's make a wager. In 10 years, April 1, 2015, if the evidence for global warming is as strong or stronger as it is today, you pay me $5000. If not, I pay you $5000. In 20 years, April 1, 2025, if the evidence for global warming is as strong or stronger as it is today, you pay me $10000. If not, I pay you $10000.

      Interested? If so, give me your address and I'll draw up a contract.

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    3. Re:Global warming fads by lgw · · Score: 1

      How do you plan for both the "global warming" worst case scenario and the "ice age" worst case scenario at the same time? Capture all the CO2 exaust and store in in Yucca mountain in case we need it later?

      Global warming is an issue if you expect a steady climate over a very specific time frame.

      It's going to be hotter at noon than midnight, and there's nothing man can do about it.
      It's going to be hotter in summer than winter and there's nothing man can do about it.
      It's going to be hotter in 300 years OMG It Must Be Stopped!!!!!!
      It's going to be colder in 3000 years and there's nothing man can do about it.
      It's going to be a LOT hotter in 5 billion years and there's nothing man can do about it.
      It's going to be a LOT colder for the rest of eternity after that, and there's nothing man can do about it.

      Bah - there's plenty of evidence for global warming, but no evidence that that's unusual.

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    4. Re:Global warming fads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why they switched it to just "climate change," leaves them open to change.

    5. Re:Global warming fads by vigour · · Score: 1

      Because global warming will shut down the circulating currents in the Atlantic. With no warm water circulating up from the equator Western Europe, and Eastern America will freeze (temperatures will drop by ~ 10-15 degrees in some cases).

      As it stands, even if the path of the gulf stream is diverted further from e.g. Ireland (it's already moved by about 50 miles in the last decade), average temperatures in Ireland will drop, making the climate very similar to what Northern Scotland's is today.

    6. Re:Global warming fads by lgw · · Score: 1

      Well, that's interesting, but misses my entire point. The point is: there is no such thing as climate. Mean temperature is going to change, no matter what we do. Weather patterns are going to change drastically, no matter what we do. Eventually, the Sun will burn out, no matter what we do.

      The illusion of a stable climate is caused by the short human lifespan. From the evidence about climate change over geological time, it's going to chagne a *lot* more than global warming fanatics fear, no matter what we do. It's just a matter of time.

      It's foolish to fret over what you can't control.

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    7. Re:Global warming fads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like climate change just started 100 years ago or somthing...

    8. Re:Global warming fads by yipper · · Score: 1

      Sounds great except for that weasel word "evidence". (And that I don't have $5000 I can
      wager on anything.)

      How about this:

      If the overall mean official temperature at the Loveland/Fort Collins, CO airport over the period 1/1/2010 through 12/31/2014 is higher than the same overall mean temperature over the period 1/1/2005 through 12/31/2009 I will pay you $100. Otherwise you will pay me $100. If the mean temperature difference is less than 1 F degree,
      we call it a wash and no one pays.

      By "overall mean temperature" I mean taking the daily high and daily low for each day, adding them all up and dividing by two times the number of days.

      I'll even generously let you have the slack from increased commercial development, etc. in the area.

      Draw up the contract. I'm ready to sign it.

    9. Re:Global warming fads by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
      "We plan for "Defence" using worst case scenarios. Why should we treat environmental issues differently?"

      The difference is worst case realistic scenario. This one is like the defence department devoting all their attention to shielding the earth from the Glarxons and their sonic photon torpedo weapons. They will invade us. They are from the planet Zot, you know.

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    10. Re:Global warming fads by scotch · · Score: 1
      Before even considering your method of verification, statistical sampling problems, or the propsed rate of temperature increase by global-warming advocates, I have to ask you this:

      You don't have $5000 now, nor do you expect to have $5000 is 10 years? Pretty pathetic.

      The present value of $100 in 2015 for me is nearly $0 - certainly not big enough to justify any effort for contract writing nor enough to satisfy the "put you money where your mouth is" aspect of this bet.

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    11. Re:Global warming fads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >paid for by governments and universities, who
      >like to ignore and water down their advice.

      You're completely off your rocker on this. Unis are bastions of liberals. Enviornmental activism in the guise of enviornmental research is a huge business for them. I've seen whole labs funded for the purpose that just keep pouring out shit anyone with a chemistry degree can see through. The universities and career scientists they employ love this doom and gloom stuff, more grant money.

    12. Re:Global warming fads by yipper · · Score: 1

      That sounds like a no.

      ?

    13. Re:Global warming fads by scotch · · Score: 1
      You read correctly.

      Here's my counter offer:

      $10000 after 20 years.

      Global mean temperature as recoreded by climatologists overa a 5 year period - [1995,2000) compared with [2015,2020).

      Wager sum is negiotiable, but $100 ain't going to cut it.

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    14. Re:Global warming fads by yipper · · Score: 1

      Not being a climatologist, I don't know what
      'Global Mean Temperature' means.

      And I don't have $10,000 anyway.

      I respectfully decline your counter offer.

    15. Re:Global warming fads by scotch · · Score: 1
      "Not being a climatologist"

      That much was obvious from your first response ;) Thanks anyway.

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    16. Re:Global warming fads by yipper · · Score: 1


      You mean if I were a climatologist I would
      have more money?

  40. Creationism, Environment, etc. by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You sure this one is a fake?

    With creationism snaking its way into science curriculums and environmental issues (e.g., global warming, ocean dead zones, etc.) being pretty much ignored in the good old USA, it's as good a time as any for scientists to say "aw, fuck it!"

    1. Re:Creationism, Environment, etc. by tobe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yup.. let's take everything we (the science guys) invented back from the religious nuts, ship ourselves out somewhere nice like Australia and let 'em just get on with it themselves.

      Cure for blindess.. well.. we got one.. but we needed to borrow a few stem cells.. so you wont be wanting that one huh ?

      CD players.. oops.. LASERS.. sorry.. based on theories (and remember.. they're only *theories*, right) which don't seem to involve God in the creation and maintenance of the universe.. so we'll have that back then.. ta..

      Antibiotics.. hmm.. but if you got fatally ill then surely it's God's will.. and who are we to question his (intentional case) wishes..

      You keep the chickens.. we'll go with the Alligators.. apparently they turn into chickens anyway if you leave them long enough...

    2. Re:Creationism, Environment, etc. by mrtroy · · Score: 1, Funny

      With creationism snaking its way into science curriculums and environmental issues (e.g., global warming, ocean dead zones, etc.) being pretty much ignored in the good old USA, it's as good a time as any for scientists to say "aw, fuck it!"

      Ummm...creationism belongs in science curriculums! Students should be presented with both sides. It should be up to them to decide if some magical evolutional THEORY is true, or if they believe the CORRECT historical accounts of talking snakes in gardens. I thought we were mature enough as a society to throw out such outrageous theories like creationism. If I had my way, the Pythagorean theorem would also not be taught!

      And for global warming....what global warming!!! It is still cold in the winter! Burning millions of tons of fossil fuels daily couldn't impact our earth! It is large! Chunks of coal are small!

      One day, our society will stop being so blatently ignorant and start looking at the TRUTH!

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    3. Re:Creationism, Environment, etc. by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Bingo. It amazes me how religious fanatics and Luddites (the former generally on the Right, the latter generally on the Left, but they're essentially the same species) will happily accept science and technology up to a point -- usually, roughly speaking, the point it had reached at the time their parents were born -- but decry anything else as evil and dangerous and against the will of the Lord. They're hypocrites, cowards, and fools. I used to argue with them; now I just don't bother.

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    4. Re:Creationism, Environment, etc. by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1
      "LASERS.. sorry.. based on theories (and remember.. they're only *theories*, right) which don't seem to involve God"

      If you don't believe God uses lasers, you haven't seen "Xanadu". Oops, nevermind. Those were different gods.

      "You keep the chickens.. we'll go with the Alligators.. apparently they turn into chickens anyway if you leave them long enough."

      I hate to be technical, but shit, this is SlashDot. Current thought is that birds grew out of dinosaurs and the one thing they all had in common was that they walked with their legs straight under their body. Alligators and other reptiles crawl, so they are probably part of a different fork in the evolutionary road.

    5. Re:Creationism, Environment, etc. by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Students should be presented with both sides."

      I love the "Both sides" thing when I hear it. It makes me wonder why don't we teach the Greek or Shinto or World or Warcraft creation myths in science too...

    6. Re:Creationism, Environment, etc. by dalutong · · Score: 1

      i saw it a few days ago. might be real.

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    7. Re:Creationism, Environment, etc. by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Historically (up until relatively recently in fact) christians have been at the forefront of learning - a lot of the universities were founded by the belief that you could find out more about God by finding more about the universe.

      In fact a *real* faith doesn't need to reject anything... because if you truly believe something to be true you're not afraid of real world observations. A faith that can only hold up by rejecting most of modern science is no faith at all... it's just blind belief.

      This appears to be mostly a US phenomenon (not exclusively, such nutters exist here too) - the kind of christian who buries their head in the sand and pretends everything is black and white with no grey areas, who refuses to let anyone disagree with them.. because they don't *really* have any faith at all and they're scared to be proved wrong.

      Faith without reason is unreasonable :)

      Don't tar us all with the same brush... I watch the news reports from the US and have a good laugh just like you do.

    8. Re:Creationism, Environment, etc. by SmallOak · · Score: 1

      thank you Tony the problem is that Creationism/Evolution have degenerated into a (mostly) Republican/Democrat thing. I'm not saying all Republicans are Creationist but the Cause of Creationism has been taken over by mostly Republican politicians

    9. Re:Creationism, Environment, etc. by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Great idea. How about classes on the physics of D&D or Klingon sociology?

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    10. Re:Creationism, Environment, etc. by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, alligators have forked from dinosaurs? Maybe we can port the chicken-ness... You know, reverse-engineer feathers and stuff and patch it into the alligators' code. Maybe create a new "feathery" branch.

      Just make sure you inplement fly() AFTER you have removed all references to eat_human().

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    11. Re:Creationism, Environment, etc. by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't tar us all with the same brush... I watch the news reports from the US and have a good laugh just like you do.

      Oh, I'm not trying to, which is why I said "religious fanatics," not "religious believers." Most of the faithful I know are perfectly sane people; but as SmallOak pointed out, here in the US, it's the far-right fanatics who shout the loudest, and they've been frighteningly successful in co-opting "faith" as a code word for their brand of extremism. Given that we are and will almost certainly remain a majority Christian country, the only way to turn this around, IMO, is for believers who object to their belief being used solely to advance an extreme agenda to stand up and say, "Not in our name." I see some signs of this happening, but not nearly fast enough.

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    12. Re:Creationism, Environment, etc. by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1
      "Just make sure you inplement fly() AFTER you have removed all references to eat_human()."

      That wouldn't help. "human" is derived from "ape" and both the "eat_mammal()" and it's parent ("eat_meat()") functions would remain intact. The only thing you get by removing the "eat_human()" would be to save yourself code changes in the "publish_gory_details()" every time a new medium (e.g., TV, internet) was invented.

    13. Re:Creationism, Environment, etc. by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

      Got any examples?

    14. Re:Creationism, Environment, etc. by jdclucidly · · Score: 1

      you're joking, right?

    15. Re:Creationism, Environment, etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evolution is a theory based on tangible evidence. Creationism and its kindred philosophies are nothing more than attempts at social engineering by the superstitious.

      Geez, this is slashdot, not the watchtower website. And geez, this was an April Fool's joke from top to bottom.

    16. Re:Creationism, Environment, etc. by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1
      The US is already paying far too much attention to environmentalism and the phony "science" behind it. The cost, in dollars and lives, is immense

      You have any sort of proof for that? Or is it one of those things where it is an idea the "the enemy" likes, so you can't like it?

    17. Re:Creationism, Environment, etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Both sides"? Good heavens. Let's also present "both sides" of health issues when it comes to smoking, or "both sides" when it comes to models of fire or germ theory, or any other issue you can think about.

      The reality is, some scienific issues are *immensely* one-sided when it comes to the current ideas versus older ones. For example, sure, maybe it's worth mentioning phlogiston in a chemistry class that talks about fire, but it isn't worth the time to belabour the point, because that model is utterly rejected by the vast majority of scientists. The same situation exists for the majority of scientists in the fields of biology and geology, whose results a subset of creationists have not liked since the early-mid 1800s. The only time global flood or special creation ideas deserve in a science class is for the historical background. "Modern" "intelligent design" is also just a retread of ideas rejected in the 19th-century.

      If creationists want their ideas taught, they can teach them in a comparative religion or philosophy class.

    18. Re:Creationism, Environment, etc. by Czernobog · · Score: 1

      Well, to tell you the truth Theogonia is much more interesting than whatever Christian mythology has presented creation to be. And I'm pretty sure there must be a creation myth that pushes the boundaries of imagination even further.
      Science however does not deal in religion. Or entertainment. Not that parts of it are not entertaining or supported with religious fervour, but hey lets try to educate kids instead of introducing a new Dark Age...

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    19. Re:Creationism, Environment, etc. by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

      Whether or not any of those are myth is religious opinion. The inclusion of Warcraft shows you are not even being serious about the discussion.

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  41. Self Examination by Dr.+Transparent · · Score: 0, Troll

    So if I thought this was a good thing, does this make me a fundamentalist? =)

    1. Re:Self Examination by rob_squared · · Score: 1
      " So if I thought this was a good thing, does this make me a fundamentalist? =)"


      It makes you my mortal enemy. :-)

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    2. Re:Self Examination by SmallOak · · Score: 1

      it does not make you a fundametalist, it does make you unrealistic though If students had to learn all the sides of every issue, they would leave high-school at age 50.

    3. Re:Self Examination by Dr.+Transparent · · Score: 1

      Sweet! Maybe I will finally have use for those little bubble icons.

  42. Dratted FDR by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
    "Blame the scientists. They dazzled us with their fancy fossils, their radiocarbon dating and their tens of thousands of peer-reviewed journal articles"

    Damn FDR and his secret WPA project that had young men bury thousands of fake dino skeletons all over the country.

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  43. Slashdot, please stop. Please. by Levine · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Every year on April 1, you spam your front page with these joke articles. Every year, they get more repetitive, more irritating, and less funny. Are you familiar with the concept of moderation? A single well executed joke amidst a dozen legitimate articles is immeasurably more effective than a torrential flood of lameass spam stories.

    And it would be different if you (or your submitters) had a sense of humor. But you fucking don't. Paris Hilton promoting open source, hoo boy! That's some top notch writing right there. And hey, coming up with 1000 fake Google things, each more wildly zany than the last, that's qualit.... no, really, it's just mindfuckingly stupid.

    Give it a fucking rest. Please. I'm begging you.

    1. Re:Slashdot, please stop. Please. by Xoro · · Score: 2, Funny

      The object is not to fool you, pinhead, it's to present the fake articles produced by geeky news sites around the net.

      Surely, user 22596, you know the drill by this time, yet every year the whiners turn out with their stumpy moralism about how April Fool's Day ought to be run.

      Please spend one day a year without slashdot and allow those without your Protestant rectitude to see if they can't make some amusing bits from the raw materials provided by the stories.

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    2. Re:Slashdot, please stop. Please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes it even sadder is that legitimate news is getting rejected. Gmail is now offering two gigs of space in celebration of their one-year anniversary? Forget that, let's post yet another joke.

    3. Re:Slashdot, please stop. Please. by seanvaandering · · Score: 1

      [levine] [at] [goatse.cx]

      How ironic - is your e-mail supposed to be funny? goatse.cx is OLD - Give it a fucking rest.

    4. Re:Slashdot, please stop. Please. by subVorkian · · Score: 1

      ".... no, really, it's just mindfuckingly stupid."

      Consider the shut-ins who live for this mindfuckingly stupid material. They have one day of the year when their lives have meaning. Be a little more considerate.

    5. Re:Slashdot, please stop. Please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what, are you the arbiter of Funny(TM) now?

      go fuck your self-absorbed arse.

      give them a break, maybe *THEY* think its funny -- and some of *US* agree.

    6. Re:Slashdot, please stop. Please. by Levine · · Score: 1

      No, I know Merlin and had an email account and webspace there until the site was shut down.

    7. Re:Slashdot, please stop. Please. by Levine · · Score: 1

      Clever boy!

      Of course I know. Interspersed throughout all those articles are ones Slashdot makes up, too, you know. Excuse me: you pinhead. Every year you whiny apologists turn out to voice support for this mindfuckingly stupid tradition and that shit gets old, too.

      You don't get it -- there are no amusing bits to be gathered. None. When presented with the spam of threads in prior to unheard of volume, the humor gets lost in the depravity of it all. I do spend many days a year without slashdot, and in fact have not posted a comment in a year and 4 months prior to this. But it's so absolutely lame that I felt I had to say something. And you're part of the problem.

    8. Re:Slashdot, please stop. Please. by Xoro · · Score: 1

      The "problem" is that you know what it's going to be like -- it's the same every year -- yet you come here to read it anyway.

      Why? Why! Jesus Christ, why?

      In the future, please spare yourself the agony.

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    9. Re:Slashdot, please stop. Please. by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Moderation should only be done in moderation.

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  44. Today is April 1 !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely this is an April Fool's gag !

  45. NOOBS! by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Will you people please get into the Slashdot-April-1st-mentality? All I see is "OMG NOW FUNNY!"

    It's not ment to be funny! It's a day where just random joke articles are posted, if you don't like it go read a book. It's a giggle once a year, the "it's not funny" feeling you get after 4 of them is all part of it.

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  46. Re:ASCII GOATSE REQUEST by mirko · · Score: 0, Troll

    )o(3

    What about SciAm, why did they have tro politize their joke that much ?
    It's April fools, not April jesters... humor is supposed not to be seriously take-able.

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  47. April Fools, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice joke... here's another either really funny, or really scary one...

  48. I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HOPE... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that the Martians don't decide to attack today.

  49. Unscientific Unamerican by PepeGSay · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is interesting they harp on the most easily defensible position (evolution) to defend themselves against criticisms that are based additionally on things such as their coverage of global warming, abortion, etc. Yes it is an April fools joke. They are not calling us idiots for falling for it, they are calling us idiots for criticizing them for not sticking to science. Which involves more than just their take on evolution.

    1. Re:Unscientific Unamerican by R.Caley · · Score: 5, Insightful
      they are calling us idiots for criticizing them for not sticking to science.

      If you critisise them for `not sticking to science' then you deserve to be called an idiot, as they rightly say it's impossible to isolate science from the social context in which it happens. Eg. if you don't know what is being funded, you can't know whether it's significant that there are a lot of results in some area recently; if you don't see reports of scientists being pressured by the state top change their results, how will you know what weight to put on those results?

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    2. Re:Unscientific Unamerican by PepeGSay · · Score: 1

      I believe that science in its strictest sense can be separate from the social context. The whole idea of the scientific method is to remove it. What they really seem to be describing is that the impetus for scientific endeavor cannot be removed from the social context. Those are two entirely different things.

    3. Re:Unscientific Unamerican by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re:Unscientific Unamerican (Score:2)
      by R.Caley (126968) on Friday April 01, @11:18AM (#12111225)
      (http://richard.caley.org.uk/)

      they are calling us idiots for criticizing them for not sticking to science.

      If you critisise them for `not sticking to science' then you deserve to be called an idiot,


      At what point does the political beliefs of the editors affect Scientific American? If you don't see that happening, you're a blind fool. If Planet of the Apes hadn't come out in 1968, I would have thought that John Rennie was the model for Dr. Zaius, Chief Scientist and Defender of the Faith.

      In any case, the original post makes a good point that "they harp on the most easily defensible position (evolution) to defend themselves against criticisms that are based additionally on things such as their coverage of global warming, abortion, etc" For that he gets modded as over-rated? It's probably the most insightful post I've read so far on this topic.

      As the Economist noted,

      ...The arresting thing about Scientific American's coverage, however, was not this barrage of ineffective rejoinders but the editor's notion of what was going on: "Science defends itself against the Skeptical Environmentalist," he announced....

      ...Stephen Schneider, one of Scientific American's anti-Lomborgians, spoke we suspect not just for himself when he told Discover in 1989: "[We] are not just scientists but human beings as well. And like most people we'd like to see the world a better place...To do that we need to get some broad-based support, to capture the public's imagination. That, of course, entails getting loads of media coverage. So we have to offer up scary scenarios, make simplified, dramatic statements, and make little mention of any doubts we might have... Each of us has to decide what the right balance is between being effective and being honest." In other words, save science for other scientists, in peer-reviewed journals and other sanctified places. In public, strike a balance between telling the truth and telling necessary lies.

      Science needs no defending from Mr Lomborg. It may very well need defending from champions like Mr Schneider.

    4. Re:Unscientific Unamerican by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      I believe that science in its strictest sense can be separate from the social context.

      But platonic ideals really don't help in the real world. All real world science is influenced by what is happeing in the society producing it.

      What science does, when it works, is to allow people in noticably different contexts to cross-check each other. That can happen across the world or across time.

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    5. Re:Unscientific Unamerican by Keebler71 · · Score: 1
      Agreed, they spend the bulk of the piece discussing the flack they get regarding creationism/ID issues for which there is no need for them to help "inform policy." Yet they suddenly shift gears and try to extend their argument to climate and missile defense.

      While there is undoubtedly a concensus that global warming is a real issue, there still remains considerable doubt as too how serious a concern it is.

      As for Scientific American's continued bashing of anti-missile defense - I have yet to see a scientific reason as to why the system "can not work". Keep in mind, this is the same magazine that scoffed at accounts of the Wright brothers first flight. I am inherently skeptical of any analysis of the capabilities of a military program where the current technical capabilities are classified.

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    6. Re:Unscientific Unamerican by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      At what point does the political beliefs of the editors affect Scientific American?

      The same point as for every other publication.

      You quote The Economist. As it happens I read TE every week, and one of the reasons for that is that they wear their politics on their sleeve. The publications to be wary of are the ones which pretend they have no politics, that they are somehow objective.

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    7. Re:Unscientific Unamerican by orzetto · · Score: 4, Informative
      As the Economist noted,
      ...The arresting thing about Scientific American's coverage, however, was not this barrage of ineffective rejoinders but the editor's notion of what was going on: "Science defends itself against the Skeptical Environmentalist," he announced....

      Quite impressive that some people still believe that buffoon Lomborg. Here is the usual website by Kåre Fog, with all the errors (pretty word for "lies") of Lomborg exposed.

      This example is quite nice: in order to demonstrate that forest area is not only stable, but even increasing, in spite of all deforestation environmentalist litany along about, Lomborg has used statistics taken from a time when countries were still joining the FAO - as a result, looking at his data, all the Borneo forest appears from nothing in 1961. Never mind that FAO (Lomborg's source) published a corrected data set, that clearly shows the decline, before Lomborg's book in English edition.

      As a side note: I have not seen that many articles by Lomborg in the scientific literature. In fact, according to his own website, he's published one peer-reviewed article only once, and not about environment (and I did not personally check whether it exists really, it would not be the first time the guy lies). A scientist who tries to dodge peer review by printing books instead of submitting articles is most likely just a charlatan and a snake-oil salesman. The Skeptical Environmentalist can quietly join cold fusion in the drawer of junk science.

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    8. Re:Unscientific Unamerican by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Moderation +1
      40% Insightful
      40% Overrated
      20% Interesting


      Wasn't this +4 earlier?

      In addition to the ACLU, thou shoult not criticize Scientific American here on Slashdot.

      Let's all believe alike now, and marvel at our free-thinking individualism...

    9. Re:Unscientific Unamerican by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really don't know why I bother having to point this out to a left-wing asslicker, but here goes...

      What science does, when it works, is to allow people in noticably different contexts to cross-check each other. That can happen across the world or across time.

      .... hence reinforcing pepe's position that science can be isolated from social context.

      Just give unScientific unAmerican, NewScientist, Michael fucking Moore and the rest of these moronic clods enough rope and sure enough, they'll hang themselves...

    10. Re:Unscientific Unamerican by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      As a side note: I have not seen that many articles by Lomborg in the scientific literature.

      Unsuprising, he's not a scientist. IIRC his education and career before becoming a media whore was all in political science -- sociology without the accademic rigor.

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    11. Re:Unscientific Unamerican by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      I really don't know why I bother having to point this out to a left-wing asslicker,

      Tell me, in your world is everyone who believes in the usefulness of the scientific method a `left wing asslicker', or is it just those of us who can put together a sentence without expletives and figure out how to log in on /.?

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  50. BBC article on creationism by XSpud · · Score: 1
    Coincidentally, the BBC published a story today about the rise of creationism in the UK - Would you Adam and Eve it?.

    They don't appear to be joking.

    1. Re:BBC article on creationism by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ahh yes the CSM. A particular form of nutter apparently imported from the US.

      Mostly they're in it for selling their own line of books, videos, etc. for which they make a pretty penny.

      I had to steward for one of their conferences... they told us that they were going to get over 1000 people, and we setup for that many. 50 turned up.. I felt embarassed for the speakers.

      Really they're just a fringe group, even amongst the christian groups.

  51. What's good about living on the west coast? by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 2, Funny

    All you easterners have made all the necessary bad jokes for the day by the time I have my bagel. Thereafter, we know what's been done horribly and have the chance to either a: realize we're no-talent hacks and not try the stupid jokes, or b: make the same joke a second time in the same way that wasn't funny the first either.

    Ain't it great?

    1. Re:What's good about living on the west coast? by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      I wonder if people from west america could find east america on a map.

    2. Re:What's good about living on the west coast? by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      I think it's below Greenland. Like, almost to Europe but not quite there? I think I might have passed through a few times.

    3. Re:What's good about living on the west coast? by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      no, its that country next to turkey, over the sea from iran.

    4. Re:What's good about living on the west coast? by IdleTime · · Score: 1

      What's a map?

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  52. Related news... by chord.wav · · Score: 0, Troll

    The pope stated that he wants his life terminated today. He wants euthanasia and he does not believe in God anymore. He also stated that he visited Michael Jackson's house and actively participated in child rapings along with Michael in several ocations. He listened to Motorhead while doing it to those childs, a band he enjoys so much. Here's the full text.. Oh mmm...just forgot where I got that from...but it's true!

    1. Re:Related news... by Otonotachibana · · Score: 1

      Well the pope is refusing to go to the hospital today. Isn't that just Doctor Un-assisted suicide?

  53. Newsflash: /. Becomes Entirely Useless. by Picass0 · · Score: 0, Troll


    There is not one legit news story on the front page. If I wanted to read Fark I would have gone there.

    Editors, take your medicine and back away from the keyboards.

  54. First Day of April....Here go! by sapgau · · Score: 1

    This morning I heard on the radio to beware of April fool's day.

    Which web site be the one to verify this right away?

    Slashdot!!

    I gues I should give Fark.com it's due too.

  55. Stop whining.. Come back tomorrow, simpleton. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    It's April 1, the day when the Nerds pour out of their dark cubes to whine openly about the lack of "real" news. You'll hear cries like:

    Where are the real stories?
    Seriously, this isn't funny. How about some serious news?
    Haha, you really got me.

    and so many more. Like true geeks, they're all out to (a) prove they weren't in the least bit fooled, eyes rolling all the way, and (b) demonstrate the usual nerd's total lack of any humour whatsoever.

    Go outside for some fresh air, dummies, and come back at one after midnight for your precious fix.

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  57. At church we call that... by yipper · · Score: 1

    preaching to the choir.

    For all of you folks that don't go to church, that means telling people what they want to hear.

    The readers of Scientific American already enjoy getting a full dose of humorless anti-religion pseudo-science or they wouldn't be subscribers.

    1. Re:At church we call that... by m50d · · Score: 1

      Umm, the Scientific American isn't preaching anything. They're not out to make a political statement, they're just trying to provide articles that their readers want to read, so that people buy them. That's what they want. So if people want to be told what they already know, that's what scientific american will tell them.

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    2. Re:At church we call that... by SmallOak · · Score: 1

      Most Christans accept the theory of evolution. Show me an article SA has publish that is Anti-religious. Tarot Cards and mindreading don't count

  58. Not entirely an april fools joke by anocelot · · Score: 1
    Well, not really. This article DID apear in the

    April issue, and I must say it saddens me. While I agree with their position (anti-nutball theories), it is highly unprofesisonal of them. I know of a few people who canceled their subscriptions (myself not included).

    I DID find it highly ironic that the essay both criticized the emotional attachments of eccentric nutballs to their pet theories, and at the same time carried the whipish attitude of a holier-than-thou stereotype lambasting others for daring to oppose what (in their opinion) is "obviously the Truth."

    Way to go, guys. Your commitment to printing only facts and truth shows through wonderfully.

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  59. Political Bias by Detritus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It may be an April's Fool joke, but Scientific American has exhibited some rather obvious biases in the past. They've never seen an arms control treaty that they didn't like, and they've consistently attacked all proposals for strategic defense. It's not that these are issues that shouldn't be debated, it's the one-sided approach that the magazine has pursued in this and other areas. They tend to lose their objectivity when covering issues that are dear to the editors and publisher.

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    1. Re:Political Bias by cruachan · · Score: 1

      Well, strategic defense doesn't work, and can't be made to work in any meaningful way. It's just far to easy to mount aggressive countermeasures against defensive countermeasures.

      For instance back in the days of President Reagan when SDI first glinted in the eyes of Dr Strangel^H^H^H^H Teller it rapidly transpired that the most powerful laser the US could conceviably come up with could be defeated by the pesky Ruskies polishing their warheads to a mirror finish and spinning them.

      All credit to Scientific American to point out that the emperor has no clothes.

    2. Re:Political Bias by lgw · · Score: 1

      Total BS. Every military defense only works against current attackers, and future attackes may think of a way to bypass that defense. Duh. You can't make it impossible to attack, that's not the point. As with any other kind of security, the point is to make it harder and more expensive to attack.

      If we had Reagan's SDI in place today, it would in fact be good enough to defend against the Russians today. Or the North Koreans. Or the Iranians.

      Your argument is only even relevant in an arms race, it's total BS in todays environment where we have significant tech superiority against likely foes. A defense isn't useless just because there is one possible attacker it doesn't defend against! Especially if that attacker isn't part of the threat model.

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    3. Re:Political Bias by cruachan · · Score: 1

      Over most aspects of the arms race / defense I'd agree with you, but the point that's different about SDI is the technology to fire missiles is far, far simpler than that required to intercept them and the attacker can ramp up the cost to the defender (in both material and technology) at a much faster rate than the defender.

      With the case in point all the Russian had to do was remove the paint from their missiles and polish them to a mirror finish. To counteract that SDI would have to increase the power output of their lasers by orders of magnitude. And I bet even the North Koreans still have sandpaper and polish :-)

      Similar arguments applied if intercepting with anti-missile missiles. The best scenario was always thought to be to intercept ICBMs in cruise phase (that's the 20 mins or so when they are on a ballistic tragetory outside the atmosphere), the problem there was that in balistic phase it's impossible to tell real warheads from dummies (good old Newton) and it's technologically much easier just to add decoys - such as inflatable balloons (same tragetory outside the atmosphere) than upgrade SDI to maybe handle an extra order of magnitude or more in targets.

      And it's arguable if technological superiority is much use against an inventive foe anway if you let the foe choose the battle. I note that the Americans still haven't managed to locate a the most wanted man in the world who's armed with just an AK47. Not to mention the continual death toll on the technologically far superior American soldiers by wire and semtex.

    4. Re:Political Bias by lgw · · Score: 1

      Hard to polish a warhead against an X-Ray laser. ;)

      We would have pt up a system that helped against the warheads of the day. The Ruskies would have made better warheads. We would have made better defenses. Typical arms race. While it never would have been that great against the Ruskies, it would have been inpenetrable to todays opponents.

      The new version of missile defense, including the Airborn Laser and some anti-missile-missiles is much more promising from a cost/benefit perspecitv. Of course it won't work well in the first generation. Engineering rarely does. But eventually it would be "pretty good". Policemen in many cities wear "bulletproof" vests that have little ability to stop a bullet from a high powered pistol, and are no use at all aginst a rifle. I'd wear one too in that job - it's pretty good against the most common threat, and that's a *whole* lot better than nothing.

      Anyway, all this goes to prove the real point here: clearly intelligent people can disagree on this issue, but not according to SciAm. Sadly, it's becoming a political rag.

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    5. Re:Political Bias by Detritus · · Score: 1
      Mirrors don't work as well as you might think. It has to be reflective at the frequency of interest. Mirrors are not 100% efficient. Mirror efficiency drops as it absorbs energy, which increases the energy absorbed, which reduces mirror efficiency, etc.

      In practice, mirror finishes have limited defensive value. They delay, not prevent, the destruction of the target.

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  60. I'd do that... by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    I'd do that, but chances are there will not be a monetary system by 2015 due global chaos caused by complete ice-cap meltdown.

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    1. Re:I'd do that... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      In other words, you're a coward. Because if you really believed the "global cooling/global warming fad" meme, and had any courage in your convictions, you'd take the bet.

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    2. Re:I'd do that... by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

      No. I just prefer not to mske cash transactions with someone who thinks it is cool to use the word "meme" when the word "idea" will do. That's just meme...er me.

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    3. Re:I'd do that... by David+Rolfe · · Score: 1

      What about using the word "transactions" when deal would have done? Where will the elitism end?? ;)

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    4. Re:I'd do that... by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

      I dunno, but when that guy says "meme", i think of a fat blond lady in too much makeup insulting Drew Carey.

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    5. Re:I'd do that... by scotch · · Score: 1

      LOL - should be a win-win situation for you then - make the bet.

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    6. Re:I'd do that... by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

      I'll bet him one gazillions dollars. If thinks don't happen my way, I'll have the Alan Parsons Project blow up the Earth in order to evade my obligations.

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  61. Nice to see they didn't waste an opportunity by Illserve · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's obvious they've become increasingly frustrated by the overwhelming atmosphere of stupidity that has descended over our politics and media lately.

    They wanted to lash out at the source of their frustration, but in a way that didn't imperil their status as a reputable (well that's debatable) publication. So they choose the one day of the year when people can go nuts and say what they really mean, and then throw up their hands and say April Fools!

    Our society is like a toned-down of Japan in this way, we have a built in release valve for venting our frustration at being bound by certain rules and regulations most of the time. *fwooot*

  62. I was steaming by 3770 · · Score: 1

    I read this when it came out in the Scientific American. This was way before April 1st and I was getting really worked up reading through the article. I decided to cancel my subscription because I was so mad.

    And then I got to the point where I realised that it was a joke. To my defense I did get it before the last line which did refer to April Fools day.

    It actually gave me a chuckle then.

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  63. Finally... by Reignking · · Score: 0

    It has been a rough morning, but I'm happy that the April Fool's jokes are over, and that I finally get to read a legitimate article. Bye, Scientific American.

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  64. There is no GOD. by daperdan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Everybody knows that the earth was built using a cast of characters including: The Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and 3 of the 4 Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles. (Rafael, Donnatello, Leonardo)

    Intelligent design is the best April Fools joke placed on us by our culture.

  65. Okay, We Give Up by TheBlacklion · · Score: 1

    Funny, I "gave up" on Scienctific American about 10 years ago when they started dumbing down to look like another Popular Science. Did they ever turn that around?

    1. Re:Okay, We Give Up by DShard · · Score: 5, Interesting

      For the length Of time I have been reading them, they have always been what they are, namely laymen accessible science. It is the best _affordable_ science magazine out there. If you are looking for in depth peer-reviewed science, you have nature at $320 a year subscription.

      In the other direction you have Discover (which continues to move south). It is even cheaper a year then SciAm. I think it is only a matter of time before G4 buys them and merges game content into the already fluffy content.

    2. Re:Okay, We Give Up by hennypenny · · Score: 1

      There is also "American Scientist," a bi-monthly of a more academic ilk, but well edited in my view. It's not totally devoid of politics, but usually quite tolerable.

  66. Michael Crichton Ripped Them A New One by Doug+Dante · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Caltech Michelin Lecture

    "Worst of all was the behavior of the Scientific American, which seemed intent on proving the post-modernist point that it was all about power, not facts. The Scientific American attacked Lomborg for eleven pages, yet only came up with nine factual errors despite their assertion that the book was "rife with careless mistakes." It was a poor display featuring vicious ad hominem attacks, including comparing him to a Holocust denier. The issue was captioned: "Science defends itself against the Skeptical Environmentalist." Really. Science has to defend itself? Is this what we have come to?"

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    1. Re:Michael Crichton Ripped Them A New One by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1
      We owe it to our readers to present everybody's ideas equally and not to ignore or discredit theories simply because they lack scientifically credible arguments or facts. Nor should we succumb to the easy mistake of thinking that scientists understand their fields better than, say, U.S. senators or best-selling novelists do.
      -Scientific American

      Nine factual errors can be seious depending on what they are. Do you know the details or are you just taking a novelist's word for it?

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    2. Re:Michael Crichton Ripped Them A New One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Crichton is a novelist, but he's also an MD...

    3. Re:Michael Crichton Ripped Them A New One by zulux · · Score: 1

      Caltech Michelin Lecture [crichton-official.com]

      Damn, that's a good read. Regardless if you think Nuclear Winter is huey - it's takes the wind out of some of the more recent whishfull thinking that's passing itself as hard science.

      When you make jam and squish the evidence, and more importantly, rely on 'consencous' to fit your predisposed notions you get amusing things like:

      WMD are in Iraq.
      Socialised Medicine is good medicine.
      Windows is stable.
      Java is write one, run anywhere.
      Apple is belagured.
      Bill Gates has an email for you.

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    4. Re:Michael Crichton Ripped Them A New One by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

      Bill Frist is a MD, and he doesn't know if AIDS can be transmitted through tears ...

    5. Re:Michael Crichton Ripped Them A New One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever considered that Bill Frist doesn't want to take positions that would alienate his constituency of bigots?

    6. Re:Michael Crichton Ripped Them A New One by noahm · · Score: 3, Informative
      Damn, that's a good read. Regardless if you think Nuclear Winter is huey - it's takes the wind out of some of the more recent whishfull thinking that's passing itself as hard science.

      You really ought to read David Brin's thoughts on Crichton's lecture. Or, if one novelist berating another isn't good enough for you, go read up on what Jared Diamond has to say about him.

      Personally, I don't have a whole lot of respect for Crichton's "science", and would give more credibility to anything I read in SciAm than anything he ever said.

      noah

    7. Re:Michael Crichton Ripped Them A New One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously MDs are at the forefront of environmental research.

      Wait, most don't even do research.

      Try again!

    8. Re:Michael Crichton Ripped Them A New One by yoshi_mon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even without reading anything I know Brin wins hands down.

      Keep in mind that Brin is an actual scientist turned writer whereas Crichton is a doctor turned writer.

      Now I'm not saying that there arn't doctors who are scientists however there has never been anything in Crichton's bio to suggest that he was. Whereas Brin is a fellow at JPL just for starters.

      Crichton can spin a pretty good tail but even his fiction is no match for Brin when it comes to science.

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    9. Re:Michael Crichton Ripped Them A New One by ezeri · · Score: 1

      So you post links to two highly editorial pieces that are not about specificly about Crichton, but merly use some of his quotes to prove thier views as a reason to disrespect Crichton?

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  67. Time for a new Slashdot Poll by kpwoodr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Today's April fools Jokes:

    - Funny
    - Unfunny
    - April what?
    - What do you mean Paris Hilton really isn't going to advertise for Linux!?!

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    1. Re:Time for a new Slashdot Poll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to put the answer "Breasts" in there to get most of the votes.

  68. Reminder to self by Mr.+Cancelled · · Score: 1

    Event Name: Do not surf Slashdot on 4/1

    Event Schedule: Annually

    Repeat: Indefinitely

    Reminder: 1 Day Prior to Event

    Purpose: To avoid weak-assed attempts at humor

  69. In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...the National Geographic Society has just released the results of a joint field study it conducted with researchers from the Heritage Foundation.

    After careful analysis of new observational data obtained from the window of a third-floor conference room in Washington, D.C., they concluded that the earth is flat, the sun is the center of the universe, and the universe is a hollow black sphere approximately one light-year in diameter in which all visible celestial objects are embedded.

  70. Scientific American Definitely slipping by monsterzero2002 · · Score: 0

    I am amazed at how this magazine has declined in quality over the years. For example, their silence has been deafening on the recent move in the scientific community to rename the planet Uranus to something less embarassing. What gives?

    1. Re:Scientific American Definitely slipping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the only suggested alternative is Urectum.

  71. Then they should start to be more scientific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    April 1st jokes aside, Scientific American does need to be less political. I don't mind an article about global warming, but I hate when the article talks more about politics than the science behind global warming. It makes me more skeptical of their own scientific accuracy when they show such a clear political agenda.

    There was a recent issue with an article about Intelligent Design, but the article didn't contain any science at all. It was simply a 5 page article about how we should keep ID out of our schools. It didn't even mention, as far as I could tell, what ID really was. They might be right, but don't tell us what to think. Explain the science behind it and let us make up our own minds.

  72. sigh by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1, Insightful

    No more discussions of how policies affect science either so what if the budget for the National Science Foundation is slashed?

    This is the kind of political bullshit that finally drove me to drop the subscription after 6 or 7 years of it, and it's a shame. Nobody "slashed" the NSF budget, they just didn't increase it as much as you wanted. There is a major difference, and the way that you say it makes a large difference on the perception.

    Such stupid language is pure politics, and bullshit politics at that. It's not science, nor does it have any place in a scientific magazine.

    I noticed, too, that the Clinton administration could do no wrong, whereas the Bush administration can do no right. In actuality, there is little, if any, difference between their policies. Again, we're dealing with simplistic liberal politics.

    I don't for a second blame SA for not lending any credibility to creationism or "intelligent design". However, there is plenty of stupid crap, like the sentence that I pointed out above, which has nothing to do with science yet ends up printed on their pages, anyway.

    Why not get serious about depoliticizing your magazine? Seriously- I know of at least one other subscriber who dropped SA for the same reason, and I haven't even asked anybody else.

    It's a shame, really, as SA used to be one of the best magazines around. Now it's little more than a snobbish, liberal "Discover".

    1. Re:sigh by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Nobody "slashed" the NSF budget, they just didn't increase it as much as you wanted. There is a major difference, and the way that you say it makes a large difference on the perception.

      There are two usual cases where the word "slash" is used in budgetary issues.

      The first is where one arm of our government proposes a certain level of funding for an activity and another one disagrees. The final outcome is that the funding eventually provided is less than what would have been had the disagreeing party not have disagreed. The later has effectively slashed the funding proposed by the first.

      The second case is where the funding is increased at a level not keeping up with inflation. This means that programs that were in progress now need to be cut and the programs have been slashed.

      In either case, the flexibility of the English language seems to allow the usage of the term (and, in fact, use of this phrase may be more accurate in terms of implied consequences than any alternative). Your desire to not use this phrase seems to be based in as much political motivation as those who want to use it.

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    2. Re:sigh by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      Right, so I'm so non-political that I'm political? Holy crap, what a load.

      The term "slash" is used in this context to exaggerate the problem. Given that our inflation rate has hovered at just over 0% for quite a few years, it seems unlikely that any budgets were cut, much less slash.

      The bottom line is that the SA editorial is just more of the sensationalism that I expect from the NYT, not a supposed scientific publication.

    3. Re:sigh by dartboard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I call bullshit. Inflation rate is at an average of 3% for quite a few years. That's hardly just over 0% and inflation needs to be taken into account with budgets in the millions and billions of dollars!

      See this link for just one source of inflation numbers:

      http://inflationdata.com/Inflation/Inflation_Rate/ AnnualInflation.asp

      There are hundreds more.

    4. Re:sigh by justins · · Score: 4, Funny
      I noticed, too, that the Clinton administration could do no wrong, whereas the Bush administration can do no right. In actuality, there is little, if any, difference between their policies.

      I hope you're enjoying your vacation on Mars, or wherever the fuck it is you've been for the last few years.
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    5. Re:sigh by inchhigh · · Score: 1
      I noticed, too, that the Clinton administration could do no wrong, whereas the Bush administration can do no right. In actuality, there is little, if any, difference between their policies. Again, we're dealing with simplistic liberal politics.

      So you like Clinton? The way it looks to me is that Clinton was assassinated on so called character and moral issues. Yet Dubya has gay prostitutes posing as reporters to lob him softball questions. This administration has put it's own intelligence officers in danger by revealing who they were solely for political gain.

      Look at how this administration handled the Schiavo case, they jumped in to try and pander to the religious right, but as soon as the polls showed them it was not a popular cause they left the right to fight on it's own. How's it feel to be pimped by the GOP? ..... suckers

    6. Re:sigh by dahlek · · Score: 1
      I dislike your association of the word "liberal" with a negative connotation.

      This type of silly generalizing would be like if I were to point out that it's almost always the conservatives, both in American history and today around the world, that do the "wrong" thing, and resist change. The conservatives-hardliners in China are responsible for that whole "lets threaten Taiwan" deal, for example...

      Science should come before politics when the issue is science orientated, but since politics is responsible for the funding of science in a big way, it's sometimes hard to separate the two.

      Personally, I see some "smart" conservatives caught and slightly panicked - they see that science is diverging from their cherished conservative ideals. Everything from global warming and the environment in general, for example, to the "dangers" of pot.

      It's the, "oh shit, the liberals were right!" syndrome. No, the scientists were right, liberal polices just happen, these days anyway, to coincide with science more often by far than conservative ideals, IMO.

      This administration has been particularly good at ignoring science, and particularly when it comes to the environment. Don't become what you accuse the liberals of being - think for a second and toss your ideals to the side.

      Although I'm a political liberal, I'm well informed enough to realize that alternative energy just isn't going to cut it, and I'm all for nuclear power - hows that for an self-described "environmentalist"?

      If science counters the Republican view that the world is flat, the answer is simple - drop Republicanism like a cheap ho and move on. I realize I've "assumed" much about your views and affiliations, excuse me for acting like a "reactionary idealistic Conservative" ;)

    7. Re:sigh by bloosqr · · Score: 2, Informative
      This is the kind of political bullshit that finally drove me to drop the subscription after 6 or 7 years of it, and it's a shame. Nobody "slashed" the NSF budget, they just didn't increase it as much as you wanted. There is a major difference, and the way that you say it makes a large difference on the perception.


      Maybe you should stop watching fox news and actually look at the facts facts I am including the national council report on the current omibus NSF bill. If you take a look at it from Fiscal year 2004 the budget was cut a total of 100 million dollars or - 1.9 \%. No it did not increase less rapidly but it was actually decreased. Here is a report on the actual final budget that was passed. The cut was 2% from FY2004. Here is the actual NSF page on the matter :


      I quote:



      "The National Science Foundation (NSF), suffering its first budget cut in years, will operate at 1.9% below FY 04 spending levels. The Foundation is funded at $5.47 billion, $105 million below last year and $232 million below the FY 05 request.



      The budget cut affects the two major NSF accounts: Research & Related Activities (R&RA) and Education and Human Resources (EHR). The R&RA Account, which funds NSF's core research directorates and programs, falls to $4,220.56, $30.8 million (0.7%) below FY 04 funding levels and $200.95 million below the FY 05 request level. Funding decisions by directorate and program will be left to the discretion of NSF, pending Congressional approval. The EHR Account drops $97.56 million, or 10.4%, below FY 04 spending levels to $841.4 million."

    8. Re:sigh by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      So you like Clinton?

      Yep.

      The way it looks to me is that Clinton was assassinated on so called character and moral issues.

      Well, you can call it "character and moral issues", but the fact is that Clinton perjured himself in court in a civil case, and attempted to tamper with witnesses. These "character and moral issues" caused him to be disbarred in his home state of Arkansas. It's fun to laugh about "hey, it was just a headjob", but the bottom line is that he committed a crime in court and was punished for it.

      He also abused his various positions of power, both as governor of Arkansas and as POTUS to harrass women. Is it a moral issue? You tell me. His biggest supporters were the very same who pushed for such actions to be made illegal in the workplace (any workplace but governmental offices, I suppose).

      This is why I get tired of politics. It was a huge freaking deal when Clarence Thomas was accused of such, but it was part of the vast right-wing conspiracy when Clinton did it. (yes, those two sentences are different- Clinton admitted it)

      I'm neither conservative nor liberal, so that knife cuts both ways. I tired quickly of conservatives who stood up for Thomas but were all over Clinton at the first accusation.

      Look at how this administration handled the Schiavo case, they jumped in to try and pander to the religious right, but as soon as the polls showed them it was not a popular cause they left the right to fight on it's own.

      Not surprising, though, given that Bush's brother had also jumped in the middle of it on the state level, and continued to do so up until last month. By the way, I gotta ask, is Jesse Jackson now part of "the right"? He was standing with the Schindlers just a couple of days ago. The issue pulled an odd mix of people, so no surprise that it seemed to cause strife within the Republican party.

    9. Re:sigh by inchhigh · · Score: 1

      Let me just recap this here:

      You like Clinton, but you think he's a moral reprobate, who was not taken to task for the transgressions you list.

      You like Bush, who apparently has never done anything wrong, and anything that anyone might think he did wrong is just suffering from the liberal bias of the media.

      And you try to say your not conservative?

      My point in bringing up the schiavo case was that the GOP of late has been acting like they are on some moral high ground, when in fact they are just using the religious right to hold onto power, and as they have shown, they will sell out that same religious right as soon as it is politically advantageous for them to do so.

      Personally I was never a huge Clinton fan, though I did prefer him to the opposition at the time. It's only in comparison to our current administration that Clinton looks so good, and that's pretty sad.

    10. Re:sigh by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      I didn't say Clinton was a moral reprobate. What I did was state facts, and the fact is that Bill Clinton perjured himself in court and tampered with witnesses. He was reprimanded by a judge and disbarred. I don't think folks like yourself really grasp the gravity of that situation. For an attorney to openly lie in court is not taken lightly.

      Bush is okay, frankly, no worse than Clinton. But, no, I'm not a conservative at all, more of a libertarian. I believe in full legalization of prostitution, drugs, etc. I don't fit in well with the conservative crowd.

      I mostly agree with you on the Schiavo case, but that wasn't exactly split between conservatives and liberals. As I mentioned elsewhere, Jesse Jackson, not exactly a flaming conservative, was on the side of the Schindlers. It was an odd case.

    11. Re:sigh by inchhigh · · Score: 1

      For an attorney to openly lie in court is not taken lightly.


      well I guess I'm not naive enough to believe that attorneys don't lie daily in court, but anyway. Jesse will get involved in pretty much any cause that will get him on tv, plus as a 'man of god' himself he often crosses political borders on the religion guise.

      I would have to say I consider myself libertarian myself, my beef was with your assertion that Bush has gotten a pass in the media compared to Clinton. In my observation is has been the exact opposite. Anyway, lets just go get some prostitutes and have a fun weekend.

  73. Re:ASCII GOATSE REQUEST by mirko · · Score: 1

    I love the mod that took the above as a troll when it was basically a funny answer to the gp along with a decent comment in order to raise its value...

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  74. They protest too much... by Elias+Israel · · Score: 0, Troll

    The surest indicator that the excesses of liberalism have been knocked back on their heels is when its practitioners start whining about theology overtaking science.

    Since they cannot imagine themselves to be wrong, they cast any disagreement with them as ignorance or evil.

    That the theory of evolution is obviously right and its opponents transparent fools does little to hide the fact that those fools are being used as a proxy for other, more substantive disagreements.

    In short, this article could be summarized as: "Waaaah!! The sheeple don't agree with their betters!"

    Unpretty, to say the least. Even for an April Fools' joke.

    But don't get me wrong. I find it quite amusing.

    1. Re:They protest too much... by SmallOak · · Score: 2, Funny

      wow now thinking that evolution is correct is "liberal", this is how far donw we have gone.

  75. Only if you allow all the religions equal time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (And then you'd have none for any other larnin')

    See, there was this serpent, and he was captured by a crow, and when the crow bit off his head, it fell and made....

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  77. 10,000 peer reviewed scientific articles by schaefms · · Score: 1

    It's amazing how much science has become a religion. We can't learn from the past. Here's an example of someone who had the audacity to buck the system. Obviously anyone who disagrees that Evolution is a fact, because it has been "backed by over 10,000 peer-reviewed articles in scientific journals," is a religious fool, as Scientific American clearly shows. Emphasis added to quoted story below:

    A brilliant Hungarian doctor of the last century named Ignaz Semmelweis, understood the control of deadly infectious diseases. Articles in the book, None Of These Diseases by S. I. McMillen, M.D., and in the Encyclopedia Britannica documents the work of Semmelweis.

    As a young doctor in Vienna in 1845 he was appalled by the staggering death rate by infection of women who gave birth in hospitals. While most children were born at home at that time, usually the homeless or sick, gave birth to their children in the local hospitals.

    The level of infectious puerperal (childbed) fever was horrendous with between 15 and 30 percent of such mothers dying in hospital. At that time this tragic situation was considered normal. Dr. Semmelweis noted that every morning the young interns examined the bodies of the mothers who had died and then immediately, without washing their hands, went to the next ward where they would examine the expectant mothers.

    Semmelweis insisted that the doctors under his supervision wash their hands vigorously in water and chlorinated lime prior to examining their patients. Immediately, the mortality rate caused by infection among the expectant mothers fell to less than 2 percent dying due to these infections. Despite these fantastic improvements the senior hospital staff despised Dr. Semmelweis's medical innovations and eventually fired him. Most of his medical colleagues rejected his new techniques and ridiculed his demands that they wash their hands because they could not believe infections could be caused by something invisible to the naked eye.

    Later he took a position in the St. Rochus Hospital, Pest, Hungary [Budapest],which was experiencing an epidemic of puerperal fever in the ward where mothers were giving birth. Immediately, his new sanitary procedures had a positive effect, with the mortality rate dropping to less than 1 percent instead of the 15 percent that was normal in other hospitals.

    During the following six years, he received the approval of the Hungarian government which sent medical advisory letters to all district authorities demanding that all medical staff follow Dr. Semmelweis's sanitation instructions. Although the beneficial results of washing hands were obvious, the medical establishments of Europe and North America continued to ignore his techniques. Patients continued to die needlessly of infectious diseases while they were in the hospital. Decades of rejection by his colleagues finally drove Dr. Semmelweis to a nervous breakdown that placed him in a mental institution. Tragically, due to an infection he received through a cut on his hand during an operation in 1865, Dr. Semmelweis succumbed to the same disease he spent his life trying to alleviate. Dr. Joseph Lister, the father of modern antisepsis (the science of fighting infection), said of him, "I think with the greatest admiration of him and his achievement."

    1. Re:10,000 peer reviewed scientific articles by SmallOak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yup and the church burned people for saying that the universe did not fit the platonic model Are we fair and sqaure now? Are you saying that there has been not advancements in pear reviewing in the last 150 years?

    2. Re:10,000 peer reviewed scientific articles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya, pears are still going without review most times. It is all left to the consumer in the store. lol

      Seriously, I also think of the Australian who discovered the real reason for ulcers... ignored and rejected by the medical community for what, 15 years??
      Yep, aparently peer review does not work any better today. (are humans still involved? Then it still flawed)

    3. Re:10,000 peer reviewed scientific articles by lgw · · Score: 1

      THAT'S THE SECRET of Creation Science! Pear review! It all makes sense now!

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  78. Its amazing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how most Americans believe America is the home of free speech and open-mindedness, yet are actually controlled and dominated by the worst kind of christian fundamentalism.

    It seems there's hardly any difference between American chrsitian fundamentalists and the Iraqi Islamic Radicals they are tying to kill, except their gods have different names.

  79. The only theory with an credence is... by Trails · · Score: 0

    Divine Refrigeration, everything else is piffel.

  80. That's It, I'm Moving to Outer Mongolia by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    at least they're more sensible there.

    Intelligent Design my azz.

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  81. Evolutionary Creationism by sbowles · · Score: 1
    Not all Creationists believe in Biblical Creationism (i.e. that every verse in the Bible is historical fact). Both the Jewish and Catholic faiths believe that the scriptures they share are a mix of allegory, history and supernatural revelation.

    I am a scientist and a religious nut. Science, to me, doesn't dismiss the existence of a "Prime Mover" but enforce this existence through the Universe's demonstrable order.

    The scientific discipline teaches us that we should be open to all potential influences on a particular area of study if we wish to find the answer.

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    1. Re:Evolutionary Creationism by jdclucidly · · Score: 0

      You're not a scientist if you believe in the supernatural. To do so runs afoul of natural philosophy, the basis of all scientific inquirey.

    2. Re:Evolutionary Creationism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The universe is demonstratably chaotic. Pockets of patterns appear "orderly" for arbitrarily intervals of time at a sufficiently abstract level of observation. That the universe appears orderly to you has much more to do with your brain developing as a pattern-matching machine than with intrinsic order within the universe. Seeing patterns that are not really patterns is one of the most common human activities, and one of the easiest to exploit for financial gain.

    3. Re:Evolutionary Creationism by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Myself, I've always found it best to keep an open mind, but not open enough where your it falls out.

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  82. Dogma is Dogma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had been thinking about canceling my SciAm subscription for a year or so when their issue "responding" to _The Skeptical Environmentalist_ came out. Keep in mind that I hadn't read the book and really didn't know enough about it to have an opinion on it one way or the other. The SciAm "response" was filled with vitriol and ad hominem arguments. To be honest, it reminded me of nothing so much as a fundamentalist Christian attacking an "eviloutionist." The response was not level and reasonable; it was meanspirited. I let my subscription run out after that issue.

    Likewise, I haven't read Michael Crichton's _State of Fear_. His last couple of books disappointed me, so I doubt I'll be wasting any time on it. I listen to Science Friday every week, and have always liked Ira Flatow. He's always seemed level-headed and fair to his guests, and he seems like a generally nice guy. Then he had Michael Crichton on a few weeks ago. Suddenly this nice, calm, rational guy (Flatow) turned into a rabid, mean-spirited environmental fundamentalist, defending the dogma of global warming against this evil heretic. I had never heard Flatow behave that way toward a guest before, and I was rather disappointed.

    The SciAm April Fool's article bespeaks a towering arrogrance. The editors apparently don't think there is any legitimate criticism of the way they handle certain issues. Yes, the creationists and intelligent design crowd are full of hooh-hah, but responses to them can be calm, rational, and scientific, not personal. The SciAm editors like to pretend that there is no debate on some issues where there is legitimate debate, and they act like anyone that disagrees with them is either stupid or evil. By taking that position, they are acting _just_ like the people they criticize.

  83. Science News by jfengel · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'd encourage you to look at Science News. It's about $54 a year for a weekly magazine, which is twice as much as Scientific American. It's weekly, and I think around 16 pages, so you're getting only 64 pages a month, but there's a lot less advertising than SciAm.

    But more importantly, the science reporting is a lot better. They usually report from the original journal articles in peer-reviewed journals, or from scientific conferences. When a science story comes out in the news I scan it but I don't believe it until it comes out in Science News. They don't just rewrite press releases (like most newspapers) and they certainly don't take the Wired approach of presenting scientific advances as being available at Target any day now.

    Each issue contains two long-format articles that do run closer to the Scientific American model, which I think of as being more forward-looking than actual news. Sometimes they'll use them to examine one reasonably-current topic (like DNA testing) in depth, presenting an overview of the field and where the next likely advances are coming. Not blue-sky stuff, but reporting on the state of scientific research.

    But the most important thing about Science News for me is that it's a weekly look at real science conducted by scientists, written for technically-minded laymen. The articles are usually around a half-page, containing a summary of the research. It's where the real work in science gets done. Waiting for it to come out in Scientific American is often months, which is dull for the kind of everyday advances made by scientists who do work (as opposed to the people who wonder if it means we're going to have time travel).

    I read both SciAm and Science News, but the latter I read almost immediately whereas the former I scan and maybe get back to later.

    1. Re:Science News by DShard · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the pointer. I'll definitely check this out.

    2. Re:Science News by tepp · · Score: 4, Informative

      Another good science based magazine is New Scientist http://http//www.newscientist.com/home.ns.

      It's a weekly magazine, with about 72 pages in each issue. It costs 51$ for a US subscription, they also deliver in the UK and Canada.

      I get New Scientist and Scientific American. But I prefer New Scientist and will probably not be renewing my Scientific American subscription. The reason is Scientific American will devote an entire monthly issue to a single "theme". If you don't like that theme - for example, if your just not interested in Geology and the theme is on that subject, then there is nothing to read in that issue of Scientific American that is interesting.

      New Scientist on the other hand, is a random sampling of "what's new" in science. For example, I'm holding the March 26th issue in my hands, and there are articles on Robotics, Liquid Intelligence, Drugs and Schizophrenia, US flu vaccines, and Zombie PCs. And other stories. There are advertisments, but not as much as in Scientific American. There's also a "hot jobs" section for employers to advertise in. I especially like the last page, which is called The Last Word, in which readers submit science oriented questions and they get answered by experts.

      It's perfect bathroom reading, as the articles are short, interesting, and vary.

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    3. Re:Science News by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      It looks quite nice, and cheap enough that it could supplement New Scientist, rather than forcing me to choose.

      But the subscriptions page has three options - US, Canada and International.

      And what does the International page contain? Options for US and Canada! Wtf?

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    4. Re:Science News by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      DOH! Ignore that! I was being dense!

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    5. Re:Science News by jfengel · · Score: 1

      I definitely second that. I didn't think of adding New Scientist because I read it online. I put it on the spectrum somewhere between Science News and Scientific American (and well this side of Popular Science.)

      I actually like printed media; I find it a lot easier to read than online. I didn't realize New Scientist was only a buck an issue. I'm subscribing.

    6. Re:Science News by cpeterso · · Score: 1


      Strange. Why does http://www.newscientist.com/home.ns link redirect to microsoft.com? http://www.newscientist.com/ goes to the right place.

    7. Re:Science News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think New Scientist is the tabloid of science magazines. More often than not, they have some sensationalist cover story that covers a theory in the early stages of its development. Yes, these are pretty entertaining, but exciting preliminary theories aren't science, they're just ideas.

    8. Re:Science News by David+Rolfe · · Score: 1

      Because your first link is to http//www.newscientist.com/home.ns which is malformed (see, there's no colon after the protocol), you must be using a Mozilla derivative that is set to use Google with "I'm feeling lucky" as the handler for 'keywords'. Go to about:config, filter for 'keyword' and set keyword.enabled to false if you won't want unexpected results from mistakes.

      Anyhow, funny that you would post about it rather than just fix your typo. :-D

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  84. Takeover notice by CyBlue · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think the funniest thing would have been to replace Slashdot's homepage with a RIAA domain takeover notice. Of course, with a link to the real page that you can spot after reading it a second.

  85. I'll care when... by jd · · Score: 1

    They can tell me where to get a Spaghetti Tree.

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  86. I for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    accept our new scientific overlords. Oh, wait, unscientific? Some tell me how to think about this please!

    The masses

  87. Happy April Fool's Day! by WiggyWack · · Score: 1

    Happy April Fool's Day!

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  88. Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    News for fools. Matters that stuff.

  89. Hah. by IorDMUX · · Score: 1

    Ha Ha. ...

    *ahem*

    [looks for a real science article]

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  90. Joke or no joke sounds elitist to me... by CryptoLogica · · Score: 0

    I really wish that SA was more scientific, and less political... I've always preferred magazines that just spoke to the subject matter at hand without all the skewed diatribe... Michael Crichton's positions are usually based on an analysis of the evidence available, and most recently a book he wrote was just that (the title escapes me right now), which contradicts the "status quo" view of "global warming" so he's considered as not being "in the know", "he's not learn-ed" etc... the part that they fail to mention in their "joke" is that in addition to "senators" and "best-selling novelists" there are SCIENTISTS who do dispute the conclusions as well... but you won't hear that in SA because the "Editors" don't agree with those scientists views, so therefore it isn't "Science" to them. So again... more about agenda forwarding, than real science reporting...

    Hmmm.. and as far as creation vs. evolution vs. "the dinosaurs lived only 6k years ago" thing... I have to wonder about that recent find of supple soft tissues inside the thigh bone of T-Rex!! That kinda puts the whole "millions of years" argument up for questioning now doesn't it? "Based on the evidence, of course." The thing I find interesting about the "Theory of evolution" is that they've never found anything in "transition"... but never allow the facts to get in the way of an agenda, right? Even creation has its questions too... (I'm still wrestling with the Big Bang Theory, and the violation of the 2nd law of Thermodynamics, something about order coming OUT of chaos..)

    The down side is that even here on Slashdot, if the moderators opinions are in contradiction with say... a rather alternative to the "status quo" or a "conservative" view... of a given topic... the Karma will reflect it... (I'm waiting to see what that last one will do, HEHE)

    Enjoy your day, All :)

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    1. Re:Joke or no joke sounds elitist to me... by lgw · · Score: 1

      The "Theory of Evolution" (or at least what you mean by that) never predicted the existance of a species "in transition". I always wondered where that strawman came from. Every species is a "transition" between what came before and what is to come. No one is looking for a half-cat half-dog fossil. It makes no sense.

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    2. Re:Joke or no joke sounds elitist to me... by CryptoLogica · · Score: 0

      Every species is a "transition" between what came before and what is to come. No one is looking for a half-cat half-dog fossil. It makes no sense.

      Neither does the notion that one species disappears and another starts... I.E. Birds are related to Reptiles... They can't explain how this can be, (Bird has warm blood, but lays eggs)... So to invent the link some "scientist" forges a fossil called Archeopteryx (Remember that "strawman"?) and makes the claim of a "species in transition" or words to that effect...

      Word has it as well that even Darwin in his much later years stated that his theories were taken out of context and the present view isn't what he intended.

  91. Not a Joke! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even though today is April 1, this article isn't an April fools joke. Rather, it is a very serious discussion, presented in an ironic tone. RTFA people.

  92. sarcasm... by buhatkj · · Score: 0

    There is no place for sarcasm in science. There is no reason they have to diss people who actually have a little faith. Besides, who says creationism and evolution don't work together. True, either extreme becomes ridiculous. Pure creationism can't explain the fact that organisms evolve over time. Pure evolution can't explain how life arose from non-life, or how it can possibly not be subject to entropy(all systems are breaking down). As with all extremes, for me it seems that the truth lies in the middle(IMHOP). God created life, and then allowed it to evolve on it's own. What's so ridiculous about that? On the subject of missile defense, the first airplanes didnt work either, should we have given up on them because they were expensive and dangerous?? I don't think so. The reward is worth the risk. The scientific community whining about wasting money is the worst hypocrisy. These people operate on free government grants, are are under no requirement to actually generate any applicable results. Their argument is purely based on a liberal political opposition because the plan is championed by republicans. Total BS.

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    1. Re:sarcasm... by SmallOak · · Score: 1

      "These people operate on free government grants, are are under no requirement to actually generate any applicable results" last time I looked most scientist operate in the private sector. "Their argument is purely based on a liberal political opposition because the plan is championed by republicans." It think it's the other way around actualy. Republican never where pro-creationist until a large part of their support came from their support came from the Evangelical vote

    2. Re:sarcasm... by buhatkj · · Score: 1

      Well I was referring to academic scientists. What I had in mind is most of my wife's co-workers at UPenn, who are radically liberal in general. I should have been more specific.
      Also, I don't agree that Republicans are pro-creationist. My argument about creationism was unrelated to my argument about politics affecting scientist's objectivity.
      Once again, perhap I could have been more clear...

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    3. Re:sarcasm... by NardofDoom · · Score: 1

      They're not saying faith is bad. They're saying that people who think faith is enough scientific evidence to validate the unscientific are rediculous.

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    4. Re:sarcasm... by mindstrm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There is plenty of place for sarcasm, and it's about time people started speaking up.

      Creationism and Evolution are not even in the same CATEGORY. Creationism is a belief based on religious faith. Evolution is a scientific theory. One belong in science class, one does NOT.

      It's fine if you believe in creationism, or intelligent design. Perfectly fine. It's fine if you believe in God, or Allah, or whatever you want, and it's also fine for you to spread your beliefs around.

      The vast majority of religious people, including very learned scientists, don't see a conflict here. Believing that God created the universe does not conflict with exploring that universe and coming up with scientific theories, it merely underpins everything.

      A vocal minority, however, has been getting way, way too much press saying that their religious beliefs should be taught in science class, and that Evolution is a big lie.

      This is not about belief, it's about science. Scientific American is a science magazine, and they are right to ridicule the spin doctors who want to get them to publish unscientific information based on their religious beliefs.

    5. Re:sarcasm... by SmallOak · · Score: 1

      I was not saying that Republican where Creationist. What I said was that the cause of teaching Creationism in schoold have been espoused by the Republicans since a lot of their support has come from Evangelicals. As a Canadian is miss the days where my neighbours where Americans as opposed to Republicans and Democrats.

    6. Re:sarcasm... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I agree. When I read this article, I am appalled by what appears to me a mockery of thinking outside of accepted standards. I'm not talking about the evolutionary theory here, although they are plainly slapping people of faith in the face. But they even go so far as to mock people for not believing the majority accepted theory of global warming. How can a legitimate scientific magazine preemptively mock any attempt of disproving the theory of Global Warming? It makes the peer review process sound like a social, or even religious club. You believe like we believe or you don't get to play with us. It's disgusting.

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    7. Re:sarcasm... by buhatkj · · Score: 1

      Sarcasm is the weapon of the weak my friend. People who have no rational or serious argument, resort to sarcasm. It is a dirty ploy to try to tarnish the credibility of those who disagree with them.

      I agree the extreme creationists get too much press. I also agree that creationism does not belong in Science class. However, I would suggest also, that spirituality (i don't care what kind) is an essential part of the human condition, and there should be a class for that too. If nothing else it could serve to provide children with the understanding that there are basic human rights (many of which are set down in things like the geneva convention, and exist in a common ofrm in most major religions...) which all people are entitled too. Many parents complain that schools fail to assist with, or even undermine, the parents efforts to provide their children with a basic moral compass. Public schools (I speak from experience here..) ingrain in kids that the world is a nasty, hateful place; that the USA is the rottenest, most corrupt country on earth; and that it is taboo to even DISCUSS certain issues like race, affirmative action, welfare, creationism, etc...(basically anything that doesn't line up with a liberal/secular-humanist agenda).
      So, some christian parents home-school their kids, then the pop culture makes a pointed issue of this, as if it's a joke and not a real education.

      Scientific American should stick to science, and stop bitching about their political beefs, or the fact that christians are no longer fed to lions. If they represented the IT community at large(which I am a part of), I would be embarassed by their stupidity and avarice. Hence, I am glad they don't.

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    8. Re:sarcasm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see how you can post about the creation-evolution debate and missile defense in the same post.

      I agree with you on the first, and mostly with you on the second, interestingly. However, its not about money so much as if the US stopped insulting and harming people abroad, there would be no need for such a shield.

    9. Re:sarcasm... by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      The US public schools teach that America is the worst? Give me a break and cut the theatrics. Yeah, we learned a bit about the Indians and slavery, but do you think we omitted the Nazis, Saddam Hussein, the French Reign of Terror, Mussolini, the Holocaust, the Dreyfuss affair, British colonialism, Russian revolution, Chinese Communism, etc? Are you going to sit here and tell me that teachers give North Korea a pass? In my high school in NY, we did discuss race, affirmative action, reparations, and creationism, where did you go?

      I think high schools do a good job of explaining the situation, and do teach students to love their country in a mature and productive manner. Maybe the way you want them to love their country is the way a 4-year-old loves their mommy; Anyone who criticizes her is bad.

      What a way to strawman Scientific American, saying they wish Christians were still fed to lions. National Geographic did have a recent cover story: Was Darwin Wrong?

    10. Re:sarcasm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ' However, its not about money so much as if the US stopped insulting and harming people abroad, there would be no need for such a shield. ' It is "insulting" to speak accurately? It is not just to harm those who attack us and our allies, and leave us no other recourse?

    11. Re:sarcasm... by buhatkj · · Score: 1

      heh
      Well I can accept that maybe your school was different, But thats how it felt here in PA. Perhaps I was unfair to say that was the US schools in general, but what more can I have to go on than my own experience.

      yknow what...I don't even know why I am bothering to reply here. Every time it's the same...somebody tries to tell me that everything I have seen and heard every day of my life was invalid, and that in some way I'm not entitled to my own damn opinions. Fine, If you want to go and believe that everything is all hunky-dory and all that BS then fine. I'll just shut up and you can all go fly...

      I must be the only damn conservative on slashdot, cuz rarely if ever do I get any damn backup. So fine, I know when I've lost...I dont have the time or inclination to continue to beat my head against a liberal brick wall...

      so fine, affirmative action is NOT inherently a racist policy...sure...

      sure, its cool if clinton embarassed the country as a whole, but not if bush actually tries to DO something about saddam...

      sure...the schools are fine, and its totally cool to leave god out.

      I hope you are happy.

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    12. Re:sarcasm... by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
      "so fine, affirmative action is NOT inherently a racist policy...sure"

      What other term can be used to describe affirmative action, which is a policy designed to deny individuals opportunity based on their skin color (at the expense of others who get a free pass for their skin color)?

      "but not if bush actually tries to DO something about saddam..."

      Clinton, like Bush, retaliated against Iraq with bombs and other methods many times. He also spoke of the necessity of stopping Saddam. Bush, in some ways, continued the policy. If Clinton had been elected to one or more additional terms, there is a good chance that he would have escalated the retaliation efforts to put an end to Saddam's ongoing attacks and promotion of terrorism. Not perhaps with a full ground invasion, but maybe with an intensive bombing campaign to enforce the violated cease fire agreements.

      The Democrats, like Kerry and Dean, who spoke out against Saddam under Clinton but for Saddam under Bush would have likely sided with Clinton in these efforts: just because the Commander in Chief would be in their party.

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    13. Re:sarcasm... by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      Did I say you weren't entitled to your opinions? Did I say that everything you experienced in life is invalid? Living in PA, you may have seen a lot of what you are saying, but I don't believe that you saw it "every day of my life" as you put it. Sounds like an exaggeration to me that you were taught about the evilness of America daily.

      Cheer up, there are lots of conservatives on /., I'm one depending on the issue. I just don't see the point in bringing up Clinton here, as you did. Don't go strawmanning me, did I say the schools are fine? When did I give you any impression that it's ok to leave God out of schools? When the principal led the graduating class in the pledge of allegiance, there was a widespread booing from the crowd when he left out "under God."

  93. I'm seeing articles returning after 50 years... by __aagujc9792 · · Score: 0

    That's how long I've been reading SciAm.
    They've always, even before the German takeover, had a leftist agenda. I remember discussing with my late friend John (who was the kind of guy who would know what "oralloy" is and would therefore be quite horrified to see it mentioned in Av Week) an article on nuclear disarmament by MIT prof Kostas Tsipis. John said of Tsipis, and by extension of MIT and SciAm, "He's lying and he knows he's lying but if I tell you how I know I'll go to jail forever". That brought into focus for me just what it means to advocate at the political/scientific interface. I still read SciAm. But I never forget they see themselves as players, not reporters. To put it another way, don't change your mind on anything important based on the assumption that you read agenda-free truth in SciAm.
    -- Olderphart

  94. This makes me dislike them more by MoebiusStreet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The sarcastic tone indicates that they'll keep reporting as they have been.

    I stopped subscribing when they started featuring stories on removing lanmines from southeast asia. The story was nothing but politics, I didn't learn a bit of science from it.

    When they get back on track reporting quantum physics, biology, even economics and sociology, maybe I'll read it again. But when they're choosing ENTIRE TOPICS based on their politics, count me out.

    1. Re:This makes me dislike them more by Precipitous · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The idea that every publication needs to attempt to be fair and unbiased only leads to chick-shit journalism and hidden biases. Frankly, I enjoy having a copy of the Economist and Sciam on my coffee table. I'd like to have the National Review and the Nation there as well, but I'm not big enough to stomach their stuff (it takes too much energy too filter water from the hogwash, and they leave me thirsty for wisdom). Magazines like Sciam and the Economist are not ashamed to have a specific world-view. There biases aren't hidden, and the facts or assumptions behind their statements are generally clear (at least in longer articles).

      Contrast this to your average newspaper or weekly, which reduces every debate into he-said she said terms, without ever examining to the facts, assumptions and reasoning behind statements. A typical "unbiased" newspaper article might be summarized as "Mr Hozum states that the there is strong evidence that humans affect climate change. Mr Funkerdunk responded that there are many unknowns, and reducing greenhouse gases would be to expensive." Because the "journalist" should not editorialize, they leave misleading or downright deceptive statements unchallenged. Authors that pursue the holy grail of unbiased journalism usually fail to weed total bunk from valid arguments, and do no service to their readership. They also fail to achieve unbiased journalism, as there will always be assumptions and biases. I'd rather not work so hard to discover the biases and assumptions.

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    2. Re:This makes me dislike them more by MoebiusStreet · · Score: 1

      I'm not talking about bias, though. I'm talking about running features that are outside the scope of the publication.

      In my example, there's no reason to run an article on finding landmines. It's a political topic, and not advancing our understanding of science at all. The only reason I can see for running the story is to advance an agenda.

      But I want science articles! If they don't provide them, I don't pay for them.

      Regarding bias, there's no reason one needs to give "equal time" to every hairbrained idea. But when someone asserts something, do a little digging. In newspapers I rarely see a journalist challenging statements by the statements of their interviewees: "...but an investigation shows that this happened as recently as..."

    3. Re:This makes me dislike them more by mankei · · Score: 1

      ever heard of political science?

  95. Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The irony of SciAm's fool's joke is that they admit their politics affects their reporting on science.

  96. We'll all see upon dying what was truth! by ratso87 · · Score: 0, Troll

    I don't claim to know it all...but I know how God changed my life over 12 years ago for the better. Was I there when all this took place? No....but I can trust what He says. Why should I believe parts of the Bible and not others? That would be quite neurotic now wouldn't it? In the end...literally...of our lives...we will all find out who was right or not about all this stuff. Not that I am scared or anything, but I'd rather be going into it with the assurance that I am fully on God's side...not what some scientist or teacher thought.

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  97. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you bash CNN on /., you get modded down (I speak from experience).

    If you bash Fox News, you get modded up.

    Can anyone actually cite anything that's wrong with Fox News? A university media study showed that Fox News was the most centrist news organization out there. I can't help but wonder if the hatred for Fox News comes from the fact they air conservative views on the same level as liberal views, instead of airing conservative views in a negative light as they do on CNN.

    1. Re:Why? by qkslvrwolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      http://mediamatters.org/archives/search.html?strin g=fox 961 problems with fox and counting. BTW, I love "a university media study" type citations. "In other news, Bob Jones University researchers found that Fox news, while the most centrist of news organizations was still way out left..." What liberal views get aired on fox? I've watched more than my fair share, and I get to listen to the dittoheads at work spout off about how great fox is all day long (I work at an Air Force Base). There is no liberal news on fox. If you want "liberal news" try Air America radio, http://www.commondreams.org, http://www.alternews.net, or a real liberal news source. CNN used to be centrist, but even they've skewed right. Same thing with NPR. The closest thing to centrist news available is the BBC. Everything else has been pulled waaaay right. Which you don't recognize until you actually read/listen to some openly liberal stuff. Then you'll see how out of whack all "news" in this country is. Not to mention the fact that stories that shouldn't matter nationally keep getting picked up by conservative bloggers and forced onto national media. Like Terry Schiavo. Should have been a local/regional issue at most. Got picked up and pushed nationally by conservative right-to-lifers (and I'm not even going to start on the irony of Bush's "culture of life" coming from a man who signed more death warrents than any other governer in HISTORY!)

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    2. Re:Why? by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      A university media study showed that Fox News was the most centrist news organization out there.

      I have read that study (have you?) the methodology leaves much to be desired in that they are measuring how many times an organization cites a "liberal" or "conservative" think tank. That is it. So if you never cite your sources you are totally center? Also the language seems purposely obfuscated to make it sound more "scientific" They don't even talk about the actual study for like 4 pages. Seems like choosing facts to fit your hypothesis instead of the other way around.

    3. Re:Why? by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
      "http://mediamatters.org/archives/search.html?stri n g=fox [mediamatters.org] 961 problems with fox and counting"

      That is as profound as commenting that Rush Limbaugh has problems with CNN. Is it even worth pointing out that political pressure groups like to bash those who do not share their views?

      "There is no liberal news on fox"

      Their liberal personalities are quite numerous, even if they are outnumbered and overwhelmed by the conservatives (Hannity vs Colmes...). Your statement shows that you have: 1) never watched it and think that Hannity has one 24-hour show. or 2) think that Neal Gabler and David Corn are conservatives.

      As for CNN, NPR, BBC, left wing, right wing, there are two problems. They have not changed. These three you mentioned are still a little to the left of the center, while Fox is to the right of center and Limbaugh/AM Talk more to the right. What has happened here is that you have moved away from the center and have used your point-of-view firmly in the left wing as the "new center". From this view, everything is right wing.

      It is a common thing to see 'wingers proclaim that everything that is not in their extreme is part of the OTHER wing. I've seen many far right wingers call Rush Limbaugh a left-wing socialist.

      "Which you don't recognize until you actually read/listen to some openly liberal stuff. Then you'll see how out of whack all "news" in this country is."

      I have probably more than you ever have, along with the blatantly conservative stuff. Both reveal a lot about their own biases, and how out of the mainstream they are. They reveal little about "news" itself. How can they? They are just opinion-page ranters and pundits when you get right down to it.

      "Like Terry Schiavo. Should have been a local/regional issue at most. Got picked up and pushed nationally by conservative right-to-lifers"

      Rabid conservatives like Tom Harkin and Jesse Jackson? The problem with your phony conspiracy theories is that any whiff of fact blows them away in the wind. As for insisting on things being local issues, many things aren't and for good reason. The civil rights struggles in the soutn in the 1960s also come to mind. Many thought that this "Should have been a local/regional issue at most".

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  98. Go tell the Kansians by Pac · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think you are not a Creationist then. That almost requires the literal interpretation of a particular holy text (that's your Biblical Creationism").

    Most creationists I meet would not consider you one of them. Actually they would probably consider your view worst than the "communist atheistic evolutionism", because you have a chance of being heard by their "herd".

    1. Re:Go tell the Kansians by sbowles · · Score: 1

      This link provides more insight into the various Creation ~isms (I wouldn't say it is authoritative, but it is a good primer).

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  99. The Sarcasm by zapster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I subscribed to SA until I read that editorial. I never liked the political commentary bashing the administration, when other administrations had raped various science budgets and projects but didn't seem to receive the same scorn. But I put up with it.

    After the April issue came out and the editors made known their disdain of their customers through the sarcasm of their little April Fools joke, I decided I will not support them with my dollars anymore.

    Give me science news not a political biased view of science. I don't ask them to start denouncing proven science like evolution, but I do think they could increase their sales if they just stuck to the science.

  100. I fucking HATE April Fool's Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's like all real news just stops. If you want news, you'd better fucking load up on March 31st, because Fuck knows you're not going to get any the next day. I mean, maybe one or two jokes or something, where you don't have to fucking wade through everything to find something legitimate.

    It's like American Intelligence for Iraq's WMD. There was totally two, or three, things in there that were completely valid. Everything else was absolute utter shit, but those two or three things were worth reading about.

    Stopped. Being. Funny. Four. Jokes. Ago.

  101. "Fallen Angels" by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
    Read "Fallen Angels" by Niven 'n' Pournelle. It is a real eye opener about how chicken-little fads and bad science can have unintended consequences when no one really knows what is going on. As part of the premise, a new ice rolls in real quick because we have stopped the greenhouse gas emissions. Those emissions, it turns out (in the fictional premise), were the only thing holding back the new ice age for centuries. It is fictional, yes, but no less or more likely than current global warming fad theories.

    You will find this book free online at the publisher's site.

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    1. Re:"Fallen Angels" by lgw · · Score: 1

      That book has more SF community inside jokes than any other book ever written. ;)

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  102. bitter? by ArbitraryConstant · · Score: 1

    Kinda bitter for an April fool's joke. Not that I blame them.

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  103. Re:Not taking a side in this debate they bring up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Science can f*ck off, until I finish this lat/long to meters conversion, damn."

    Given the general incoherence of your rant, I suppose it's not surprising you're stuggling to reinvent such a trivial wheel.

  104. Whoops. by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

    "I will use the preview button for all posts."

    Pardon me while I go type that 100 times.

  105. I hate to, but, Me too! by David+Rolfe · · Score: 3, Informative

    I also subscribe to Science News ... which incedentally sometimes beats Slashdot to the punch on some science stories. I know it's weird that a print mag would have a story sooner than the web, but it happens.

    Further, I think the writing is great. To parrot the parent a little. It's more accessible (i.e., they define terms, provide simple explication). You don't have to be as geeky as this crowd to still get the full effect of each piece, so your kids might get something out of it too. I'm no materials engineer, but found the long-form article on advances in cement interesting and informative (for example: translucent cement?!).

    I don't want to get in a price argument (I don't love it because it's cheap), so I'm going with value. I'd say for the value it wins out over Nature, or SciAm, maybe even Smithsonian. If you don't have the ~$300 a year it would take you to subscribe to all four (just about anyone can get the 'pro' rate for Nature at $130/yr) and could only get just one, I would encourage Science News. If nothing else, it's a good overview of the weeks interesting stuff, and since they cite the other journals you can head off to the library if you need more info than they provide.

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  106. Since when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...has it been called "The Scientific American"?

  107. Union of Concerned Scientists by katharsis83 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem is that scientists almost unanimously agree that the ballisitic missile defense shield is unworkable in it's current state. The reason that they've "consistently attacked all proposals for strategic defense," is because they won't work, plain and simple. The ONLY test that has ever worked was under a heavily skewed test, where the target's coordinates were GIVEN to the defense missile. If you knew the government was wasting billons of your dollars every year instead of trying to reduce the number of nuclear weapons in the world, would you do nothing?

    Ever since the 1980's, the Union of Concerned Scientists, which includes many many professors of physics, materials science, and who have done defense-related research, wrote an open letter to Reagan saying his ICBM Shield is unworkable and a waste of taxpayer money. Nothing has changed since; Bush is still funding billions every year into a project that's scientifically unfeasable. The reason there's been so much of a campaign again the current administration by scientists is plain and simple - the Bush administration is one of the most openly hostile to science administrations there are:

    1. Dismissing published/peer-reviewed AIDS studies and promoting people who then teach kids that AIDS might be transmittable through sweat and tears. REVERSING decades of improvements in the Uganda AIDS situation by promoting abstience only education - the UN has issued a strong protest against this as it threatens the lives of millions in the country.
    2. Promoting people to the EPA that have no scientific background and were working in the very industries they're supposed to regulate. Repeatedly ignoring global warming studies despite almost unanimous agreement among scientists; care to point to legimate sources that say there're other reasons?

    1. Re:Union of Concerned Scientists by ezeri · · Score: 1

      Thats why we are spending lots of money on research and developement, so that it won't stay in its "current state." Also, the Union of Concerned Scientists is more of a political action group than anything, and to pretend that they represent the views of even all professors let alone the scientific comunity as a whole is just laughable.

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    2. Re:Union of Concerned Scientists by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
      "Also, the Union of Concerned Scientists is more of a political action group than anything"

      I would not trust them very much. They are basically a political pressure group that selectively uses science as part of their argument in favor of sides on some issues.

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    3. Re:Union of Concerned Scientists by TrebleMaker · · Score: 1
      The ONLY test that has ever worked was under a heavily skewed test, where the target's coordinates were GIVEN to the defense missile.

      Let's see, how to shoot down a missile:
      1. find out where the target missile is and where it is going
      2. send another missile there [1]
      3. hit it or blow up something close to it

      Seems like that was a pretty effective test of steps 2 and 3. What's wrong with that? Don't you ever test parts of a system before you integrate them into the whole?


      [1] No, not '???'
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  108. Political Correctness by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, teach both sides of the issue. Well what are the two sides? Evolution and Creationism? Who's creationism? Ever ask Inuit, or the Aboriginals on the origins of the Universe? You see these folks still very much believe in their legends. Who is to say that they are not right, and the Christian's wrong?

    You see here is where Christian creationists loose the argument, and why I stopped believing in religion. The creationists say everything came from God. Yet when somebody else says otherwise they are wrong, and yet they cannot give a logical argument on why they are wrong.

    Lets play the argument this way. I say the aboriginals and Inuit are right on the origins of the universe and world. Why? They have been able to live on this planet without destroying themselves. Remember pollution, species extinction, and other ills have been the result of the white man!

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  109. Yummy by drxenos · · Score: 1

    Mmmmm, Karma Whoring Goodness..... Now, that's good eatin'!

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  110. You are correct, of course. by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    You are correct, of course. There is no scientific reason that this would not work. Saying "this will never work" is very unscientific: it is like someone laughing at the Wright brothers 100 years ago.

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  111. Real scientific work sticks close to the bible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to do real scientific work you have to know what's true. And what's true stands in the bible so you can test every theory for falseness if it doesn't comply with the bible. And the only proven true theories are those which completely directly base on gods true words - the bible.

    So read the bible - you need it every day!

  112. Sad that it's not a joke by theolein · · Score: 1

    And it's making you Americans the laughing stock of the scientific world.

  113. Heh by David+Rolfe · · Score: 1

    Ah, at last, there's the demarcation. Everyone who reads Wired but doesn't watch Drew Carey is prone to using the word meme to describe cultural ideas... :-D Otherwise persons must use the less effecient expression "cultural idea".

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  114. They ought to give up by Fished · · Score: 1
    Moreover, we shamefully mistreated the Intelligent Design (ID) theorists by lumping them in with creationists. Creationists believe that God designed all life, and that's a somewhat religious idea. But ID theorists think that at unspecified times some unnamed superpowerful entity designed life, or maybe just some species, or maybe just some of the stuff in cells. That's what makes ID a superior scientific theory: it doesn't get bogged down in details
    The problem with this - and the reason it is easy for creationists and ID folks to criticize Scientific American and their ilk - is that they are criticizing the conclusion rather than the methods. For a scientist, it shouldn't matter whether a study concludes that Mongo Bongo God of The Congo was the real thing after all - so long as their is evidence to support that conclusion. Some Intelligent Design folks - particularly Behe - have strong scientific backgrounds and have offered significant science-based critiques of evolutionary theory.

    The point that Scientific American seems to have missed here is that the difference between "creationism", "creation science", and "Intelligent Design" is not that the first two hold to YHWH and the latter holds to some unspecified force, but that Intelligent Design beings with a reasoned and informed critique of evolution rather than beginning with the book of Genesis.

    (I should acknowledge that there is certainly something of a continuum among Intelligent Design advocates, from those who are scientifically well informed to those who ... aren't. It has become somewhat fashionable among the creationist crowd to seize on ID as the justification of their beliefs. But if people using science to justify wacky religious beliefs disqualifies the science, then there are quite a few other theories that should be placed in abeyance. We could start with Relativity and go from there.)

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  115. Evolution/Intelligent Design Debate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Ever noticed how dogmatic some scientists get? I just finished Steven Hawking's A Brief History of Time and was suprised how often some mere observation of how things seem to happen was cited as a never-to-be-challenged law.

    Scientists have proven all too human in their stubbornness. In his Theism and Humanism Arthur Balfour, a former President of the British Association for the Advancement of Science, pointed out how scientists have held to a point of view in spite of repeated experiments demonstrating the contrary.

    If Galileo came back today, it's easy to suspect his persecutors would be scientists. "Nevertheless, there is a designer." he might be heard to murmur as they led him away.

    --Mike Perry, Seattle, editor, Theism and Humanism by Arthur Balfour

    P.S. For those who like debate, there's a blog on the evolution v. intelligent design debate in the media at Evolution News

    1. Re:Evolution/Intelligent Design Debate by Mr.+Mikey · · Score: 1
      If you're looking for a blog that will tell Creationism/ID fans what they want to hear, then "Evolution News" is the place for you.


      However, if you actually want to hear something about evolution, creationism or ID that is, in fact, true, go somewhere else. Even the description text for the articles posted to it have more spin on them than a World Series knuckleball.

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  116. I used to read Wired by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    I used to read Wired, but the layout and graphic design was horrible. It even made "Aintitcoolnews.com" look good. They thought that it was cool to do stuff like dark purple letters on all black pages. Or light-green letters on a chartruese background. What fun! Wall Street Journal should buy them out and kick out the current puce-on-purple-print pandering publishers and invoke some basic "make it readable" standards. I loved the articles, however. Get rid of the "we are so cool because we published our contents page with fucshia Eaglefeather fonts on a lavender background" guys.

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  117. Foxblocker by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
    Hello erstwhile foe ezri. I liked your post, and wonder which one of my lame humours earned the dark orange indicator...

    Realize that there are some people for whom changing the channel is not enough. They get a real thrill that they have removed Fox from the wires, no matter how short the length of the wires. Striking a blow for silencing those they do not like. Fox News get the last laugh: these Foxblocker guys are paying for it but not receiving it.

    Anyone care to explain why the right felt no need to invent "The Rathernot (tm)" dan rather filter that blocked CBS? Or the "Ted Turnoff" CNN blocker?

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    1. Re:Foxblocker by scotch · · Score: 1

      Dan Rather is a fascist. You heard it here first. The monolithic entity that is the left Disclaims any affiliation with Dan Rather. Likewise, Ted Turner and CNN are in the inner most circle of the huge, monolithic, single-voiced and evil enitity known as the Right. Furthermore, we of the glorious Left would like to take this opportunity to dispel the myth in the so called Center. There is no Center. There is only Left and Right. Black and White. Good and Evil. Thank you.

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    2. Re:Foxblocker by ezeri · · Score: 1

      Hehe, funny, I came across this reply to my statement after wondering across a few of your other posts and wondering the same thing. So I guess it probably was just a bad joke.

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  118. Funny... by Sheepdot · · Score: 1

    Creationism and it's change to ID (intelligent design) kind of remind me of the Global Cooling theorists, which are nowadays referred to as Global Warming advocates.

    For more information:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_cooling

    This is no April 1st joke. The leading global warmning advocate, Stephen H. Schneider, was originally a global cooling advocate. To this day, he and many other climatologists are "media whores" about global temperatures. In fact, I would even go so far as to argue it's a prerequiste to getting in a peer-reviewed journal.

  119. correction by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
    "You seen to have a belief concerning what God ir or not not"

    correction: .. on what God is or is not....

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  120. The funk is strong with this one by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

    The theory of the universe being composed of 4 elements, earth, fire, wind, and water needs to get equal time with this so called chemistry theory. I mean when's the chemistry theory going to stop adding elements to that silly periodic table of theirs. It's just further proof that they didn't get it right the first time!

    I prefer to believe the world consists of Earth, Wind, and Fire.

    1. Re:The funk is strong with this one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I prefer to believe the world consists of Earth, Wind, and Fire.

      Man, they sure got better once they dumped Water - that guy couldn't play trumpet worth a damn.

    2. Re:The funk is strong with this one by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

      "Man, they sure got better once they dumped Water - that guy couldn't play trumpet worth a damn" I was at some of those early EWFW gigs. Man, I tell you, it was awful. Water had this thing about never emptying the spitvalve on his trumpet. It had this awful gargly sound.

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  121. Some many rants, so little time by wjeff · · Score: 1

    I don't even no where to begin,

    Reading this article from SciAm was like picking at a scab on my arm, and now I all of the sudden, I am bleeding all over the place.

    What I find truly frightening, is the complete abandonment of the fundamentals of critical thinking on the part of so many people these days, regardless of where they are in the political/sociological spectrum. I used to think this was only the case with people on the extreme ends of the various points of view, and that there was a non-vociferous majority somewhere in the middle, that thought and behaved rationaly, and based decisions on observable fact, or only when absolutely necessary on logical and limited assumptions. But as I watch our civilization go down the tubes, I am forced to admit, that it seems in fact, that irrational postulating and assertion based on prejudice and superstition, are the norm.

    I long ago gave up on "Scientific American" as a journal of science, they have long sinced abandoned (if they ever did) reporting on real scientific research favor of promoting the questionable "progressive" agendas of liberal idealogues through use of pseudo-scientific gobbly-de-gook.

    In this respect they reflect same attitudes and prejudices of most of what passes for todays scientists, particularly those working in U.S. and European academia. The disciplines of the Scientific Method and Objective Observation have been completely destroyed by the modern liberal "intelligentsia", in an effort to promote "progressive" social "theories" in the soft sciences.

    It is this reductionism in the discipline of science that has allowed the right wing religous fruit cakes, promulgate Creationism as a viable alternative to Evolutionary theory as an explanation for the existence of Homo Sapiens.

    It still astounds me, that in this day and age that anyone would choose superstition over observed fact. That christians can stand up and with a straight face proclaim that their mythology is valid at all, much less any more valid than any of a hundred other mythologies generated by primitive man, boggles the mind.

    For those of you of the superstitious bent, let me help you with what a theory is. A theory is a logical description of natural processes that is derived from observed facts. The theory of evolution is currently the best description available for the observed facts of genetic inheritance, and the progressive transformation of living creatures. A theory is NOT an assertion based on belief in the boogeyman, i.e. Creationism.

    Religon is and always will be the enemy of knowledge, anyone who has ever read Genesis and Ecclesiastes (from the real bible, not that pre-digested, "modernized" pap known as the King James) knows this.

    If there is anyone out there who I haven't managed to piss off, let me know, I will get to you next.

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  122. Of course by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
    "Religon is and always will be the enemy of knowledge"

    Of course. We know that any religion other than your own is very bad, and is the enemy of knowledge.

    "....anyone who has ever read Genesis and Ecclesiastes ... knows this."

    Yes. We all know that you can learn everything about every single religion in the world by reading these two books of the Christian Bible. Any more profundities?

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    1. Re:Of course by wjeff · · Score: 1

      Guess what, most every religion claims that too much knowledge in the possession of man is evil.

      Genesis and Ecclesiastes appear in somewhat different forms, in the Torah and the Qur'an.

      The Greek/Roman gods were very opposed to mere mortals learning to much of the world around them, to the point that they violently punished members of their pantheon for imparting knowledge to the mortals.

      Various north and central african mythologies decry the act recording knowledge in written form as evil

      Primitive Aztec and Mayan gods (or rather the priests) were blatant in jealously guarding the fact that their power came from knowledge they had the mortals didn't, and made a it a religous crime to attempt gain knowledge that would allow them greater control of the crop yields, or to cure sickness, as these actions where in the purview of the gods.

      Hinduism and Buddism are example of religions that did teach that some knowledge was good, but even these religons tend focus the learning process internally and encourage practioners to ignore "outside" and "physical" world.

      The two books from the bible I mentioned as an example, most every religon has discouraged the "plebes" from learning more than was good for them. There have been exceptions, but for the most part they have been rare and short lived.

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  123. Creationism IS a valid theory ..when fleshed out.. by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

    The creationism story, as far as it goes, as written in many theological texts is valid, as far as it goes.

    What most of the people who take these texts as given fact, don't take into consideration, is that they were intended for ignorant people.

    Consider, at the time of writing, did anyone have a clue in regards to genetics, biology, cellular structure, dna, rna, chemistry?

    No, they were, for the most part, simple shepherds, slaves, manual laborers...

    If these stories had been written explaining, in detail, the processes used to "create" the animals from "dirt" (aka carbon), people would have zoned out and forgotten, not believed.

    If the stories stated that a partial genetic leg taken from the not quite X not quite Y chromosome of early man was removed from the male side of the species, and attached to the female side, making XY and XX chromosome pairs to differentiate, the original hermaphroditic version of man, the people would have tuned out, not believed, failed to follow.

    So the stories were simplified, homogenized, and all the "science" removed, until such time that it simply became "creation", because nothing could be explained in terms that humans at the time would understand.

    Let's just say, that if your chosen deity's representative were to show up today, instead of then, the stories, sermons, explanations given would not be so simplistic.

    JM2CW....

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  124. Media Matters?! Are you serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Media Matters is a liberal group. Conservatives also have their group, Accuracy in Media.

    And of course, the parent post is modded up. If you have a left-wing view on Slashdot, you get modded up. If you have a right-wing view, you get modded down. Witness when that guy posted his PSP review and dared put in parenthesis at the bottom to pray for Schiavo's family. A torrent of Slashdotters responded, angrily telling him to keep politics out of the discussion! And here we are with an anti-Fox News political comment, getting modded up.

    Are you seriously quoting a liberal group who hates Fox News as some sort of unbiased evidence? I love the hypocrisy around here. The fact is, you guys hate that conservative views aren't being aired with derision the way they are on other networks. You hate a balanced point of view that airs both sides. You want the liberal side propped up over the conservative side.

    The new liberal mantra: When in doubt, blame Fox News. Then reference other liberals!

    I'm still laughing...Media Matters? Hahaha...http://www.aim.org

  125. Gee whiz, you're not biased by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love when people pick a position, and then assume their position is the centrist one.

    You've arbitrarily decided Fox News is evil and that nobody should have cared about the Schaivo case. Meanwhile, the majority of the nation disagreed. Doesn't that make YOU the fringe viewpoint? Instead, you've decided everyone else opposing your viewpoint is wrong...the very intolerance you preach against. Lame.

  126. I disagree by Luthair · · Score: 1

    Christianity has held up many major discoveries.

  127. flawed argument by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1
    How about the platypus? Kind of toughie for your final statement.

    That said, I think evolution is a much better workable theory than "God did it" but there is a dogmatic aspect towards evolution within the scientific community, as there are . . . flaws . . . holes . . . fringe cases . . . whatever you want to call them that make current evolutionary theory a little more flimsy than current science wishes it was.

    That said, a lot of the holes are being filled or explained through scientific analysis which is great stuff, but our current model does have a lot of work to go.

    P.S. religion is a bunch of happy horseshit. If you want to believe in Jesus Claus that's up to you, but I'd try avoiding mixing it with rational thought and science.

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  128. darn you should be modded up by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1

    And naturally, I put in my weak ass $.02 before reading your post and now I can't upmod ya. I blame Christianity.

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  129. Pluuleeze... Scientific America? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's got to be the April Fools joke! Aren't all American's Religious fanatics that believe the earth is flat and that god invented everything, including Al Gore who invented the Internet in his place? Wouldn't that make Scientific America sorta like Military Intelligence?

  130. I know by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
    "Trust me - the polariods are real"

    You don't have to remind me. I know. However, the swelling does go down a little bit with Preparation H. Oh. POLAr.... oh never mind.

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  131. Blind faith by Kafir · · Score: 1
    But...Biblical faith is trust. In spite of popular misconception, it does not mean "blind belief".

    If by "Biblical faith" you mean "the kind of faith Jesus asked for", then yes, it does mean just that. See John 20:29:

    Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

    Could Jesus possibly have expressed clearer approval of "blind faith" than by saying, "blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed"?

    The context, by the way, is that the apostle Thomas has been told that Jesus has risen from the grave, but (understandably, I think) is not convinced until he sees and touches Jesus himself. Jesus is scolding Thomas for his empiricism, and praising the blind faith of his other followers.

    All that is not to say that the Bible presents a consistent message on faith (the Bible is not a particularly self-consistent document, in general) - but the teachings of Jesus, as reported in the Bible, do specifically endorse "blind" faith - faith in the absence of evidence. And that is certainly the kind of faith that is the basis of the belief of millions of Christians (though not all, of course), like it or not.

    1. Re:Blind faith by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1
      Could Jesus possibly have expressed clearer approval of "blind faith" than by saying, "blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed"?

      The context, by the way, is that the apostle Thomas has been told that Jesus has risen from the grave, but (understandably, I think) is not convinced until he sees and touches Jesus himself. Jesus is scolding Thomas for his empiricism, and praising the blind faith of his other followers.
      What other followers? Verse 20 of the same chapter says:
      And when He had said this, He showed them both His hands and His side. The disciples then rejoiced when they saw the Lord.
      In other words, Thomas wasn't really distinct from the others.

      But that doesn't address what Jesus did mean by believe without seeing. So look at the broader context. Specifically, look at the way Jesus had told his disciples ahead of time that he would die and be resurrected. He did it once in Matthew 16:21, Mark 8:31-32, and Luke 9:22, and then later in Matthew 20:17-19, Mark 10:32-34, and Luke 18:31-34. He told them he would be coming back the third day, and they had plenty of reason to take him at his word--they'd even seen him raise Lazarus. And yet, they didn't believe him.

      That's the background of Jesus castigizing Thomas. It's not that he wouldn't believe without evidence, it's that he wouldn't believe the sufficient evidence he'd been given.
  132. I have the solution for you. by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    The BadBlocker. We have attached cable TV jacks to both ends of a wooden spool. If you insert this in your cable line, you can be 100% assured that you will not see anything that will offend you on TV. Not only is Fox blocked, but there goes Tom Brokaw and Barney too.

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  133. Many issues by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    I've said many things on many issues. At one time, I must have said something that really did offend you. What do you tend to discuss or feel about other than creationism and the Union of Concerned Scientists?

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    1. Re:Many issues by ezeri · · Score: 1

      For the most part the only people who get on my foe list are people who do one of 2 things:

      a. Mindlessly bash religion (mostly just christianity), things like saying anyone who believes in religion is a stupid uninteligent fool. Basicly, somewho who I view as being so stuck up in being anti-christian that there would be no point in every getting into a discusion with them.

      b. People who truely believe that those of us who voted for Bush, any Republicans, or are left of center are evil corperate christian neocon's bent on bringing the next theocracy or police state, etc, and who I feel are so stuck in there view that again any discusion would be pointless.

      If I see someone as one or both of the above then then depending on how bad they did it, and how I'm feeling that particular day, they are likely to get marked as foe. If they also seem to never add anything inteligent, or start trolling in either category on stories that are entirely not related, they are pretty much always added. As for you, looking through your comments, I didn't see anything that would suggest your are either, so it was probably just a joke that I reacted to on a day that I was already anoyed.

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    2. Re:Many issues by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
      "Mindlessly bash religion (mostly just christianity), things like saying anyone who believes in religion is a stupid uninteligent fool"

      Quite often, those who do that are religious themselves (strong Atheists, which has a faith concerning God). They think they are logically superior to everyone else, when they are really no different from any other religious extremist who hates those of other faiths.

      ". People who truely believe that those of us who voted for Bush, any Republicans, or are left of center are evil corperate christian neocon's bent..."

      For starters, their use of "neocon" in any sort of serious argument throws any notion that they are NOT acting on emotion out the window.

      "so it was probably just a joke that I reacted to on a day that I was already anoyed."

      I've been known to make many a joke about George W. Bush's misspellings and word-manglings, I mist admit. You might have seen some of these.

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  134. Political science by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
    "ever heard of political science?"

    Political science is supposed to be a discipline that is part of the social sciences, and applies the scientific method to the study of the political process. It is not supposed to mean, as per how SciAm operates, picking and choosing and coloring your science based on your political views.

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  135. The good and bad of Brin by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    Brin is an excellent science fiction writer. His "Infinity's Shore" books are among the best science fiction I've ever read. "Glory" is truly glorious. However, his nonfiction writings on many things, including his silly pseudo-socialistic attack on fantasy literature in general, leave much to be desired. I was an early subscriber to his personal mailing list (i.e.: he ran and contributed to it), but dropped out early on.

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  136. Yup, bitter. So I asked them... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
    It's sad that it takes a joke to get AciAm to ask serious questions. As you'll see, pseudo-religious hysteria suffuses both sides. I loathe "football team theology" where you're condemned not on merit but because you're on the wrong side.

    The answers to SciAm's questions are:
    Where were the answering articles presnting the powerful case for scientific creationism?
    SciAm won't publish them. SciAm's founding author, Rufus Porter, was a Creationist, and SciAm won't publish them. On religious and political grounds. Nor will any other magazine that values any appearance of scientific orthodoxy.

    Consider what happened to Dr Richard Sternberg when he let an Intelligent Designer's paper slip past him (and three peer reviewer and a Council member), which was so raw that it even got a mention in the Wall Street Journal. There are many such tales. Robert V Gentry even had articles ripped from Arxiv on suspicion of heresy. Index Librorum Prohibitorum, anybody? Welcome back to the Dark Ages.
    Why were we so unwilling to suggest that dinosaurs lived 6,000 years ago[?]
    Policy, pure and simple. Mary Higby Schweitzer recently found fresh flesh, bone structures, blood vessels etc in a 68 million year old fossilised T Rex bone in Montana. The news is sensational, in part because "it can't happen". Of course it can't. The 68 million years are a myth. And where's "Dinosaur Jack", Mary's supervisor in all of this? I'm guessing that her data is too close to being heresy, so he's taken a step back in case anything splashes on himself.
    or that a cataclysmic flood carved the Grand Canyon?
    Policy again. Religion. Materialism. That the canyon was carved by water, nobody contests, but if it was carved slowly, where are the sediments? The silt deposits at Pierce Ferry are not only too small, but the wrong type. The only situation which fits is if the canyon were carved essentially all in one horrendous rush, which carried most of the silt out to sea. Palouse Canyon was so formed in a couple of days, why not the Grand Canyon in a week or so? Perhaps as much as 50% of the world's sedimentary rock is turbidite - formed all in one go, in minutes or hours not megayears.

    There is more than one set of religious idiots about. Materialists are just as bad as any other religion, given their druthers. Islam hands out ricketts and suicide bombing assignments, Catholicism burns anyone they don't like as "a witch" or a "heathen" (yes, it still happens in some places), Materialism muffles any dissent and dismisses bulk unfairness as "evolution in action". Materialists like Stalin and Mao have murdered more people in the name of religion than all of the Inquisitions and Crusades rolled together. Not that the Crusaders - or their opponents - came away anything like clean-handed either.

    The answer is not to avoid religion (it's essentially unavoidable anyway), but to avoid being an idiot. That's often much harder than going on a Jihad. Of any kind.

    It'll be interesting to see if SciAm answers. At all, let alone sensibly.
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    1. Re:Yup, bitter. So I asked them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's ironic that you should choose the dinosaur soft tissue story ("fresh flesh" is a bit of an exaggeration: it's some blood vessels and "microstructures [that] have cell-like morphology") as an example of how organized science suppresses "heretical" material.

      In fact, the story has gotten excellent play in the science press, including a peer-reviewed article in the March 25 Science. And if "Dinosaur Jack" Horner is trying to keep a low profile, he's certainly chosen an odd way to go about it; he's a co-author of the Science article and appeared for an hour last week on an NPR call-in show devoted to the topic. (Maybe he should have hired skywriters or a spot on the Super Bowl halftime show?)

      My take on this is that it shows pretty much the opposite of what you want it to show. Horner, Schweitzer et al. must have known that people like you would grab onto this and run with it ("it's got soft tissue--how old can it be?"). If they had wanted to, they could probably have suppressed the story, but they went ahead and published anyway. Because it's factual, and it's interesting, and it has the potential to teach us something new about how the world really is (or, in this case, was) -- and that's what science is supposed to be about.

  137. RTFA by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
    "I don't see how you can post about the creation-evolution debate and missile defense in the same post."

    I believe the most common recommendation is "RTFA". If you go back up to the very top of this discussion (yes, there was a beginning), you will creation and missile defense mentioned. Both of them, in the same news story.

    here is a shortcut.

    In regards to the missile defense shield, it was first proposed as a reaction to the USSR's frequently and non-hidden announcements of global conquest (backed up with the presence of a military designed to carry out this plan). It had nothing to do with the US needing it because we "harmed" the Soviets. http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/04/0 1/1359201&tid=99

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  138. Jurassic Hibachi by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    I figured the poor chap is laid up with a big bellyache. And the dino meat? You won't find it now! Put two and two together.

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  139. "help, help, i'm being suppressed!" by boots@work · · Score: 1

    Free speech does not imply that any particular publisher is obliged to carry your ideas. If you don't like SciAm, try to get into New Scientist, or start your own magazine and try to get equal credibility. Bear in mind the maxim that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

    This is not censorship: they just have the right not to publish what they consider bullshit. The foundation of the rationalist method is that you have the right to try to prove them wrong.

    If this is suppression of heresy, it's pretty mild compared to most religions. Two hundred years ago in the west, or today in other countries, you could be fined or imprisioned or worse for publishing blasphemous material: anything that questions accepted dogma. People were burned for possessing forbidden books.

    From a brief look at the orion web site it would seem that Gentry was booted for basically spamming the archive with ten variations of the same paper. All LANL wanted him to do was integrate them into a single one, and it seems he didn't because he wants to be a martyr. There is the same ridiculous confusion of "one publisher won't take my work" with "I'm being persecuted!" Typical.

    Catholics and Muslisms (at the extreme) set off bombs; rationalists refuse to indulge cranks. How is that just as bad? Few religions respect freedom of conscience to the same extent as the modern western materialist-with-christian-undertones amalgum.

  140. How I wish this was true by n54 · · Score: 1

    As a former subscriber of SciAm (still read it now and then) I wish this was true, and I don't care if the political slant is left, right, up, or down it still pains me to see (some) scientists playing politics while at the same time complaining about (some) politicians playing science... it renders their arguments moot and hypocritical and weakens any science they're involved in, sometimes even reducing it to uninteresting opinionated squabbles.

    I don't think SA is all that bad but sometimes one wonders if perhaps a little less arrogance (both scientifically and otherwise) as well as less ivory tower utopianism would do good. After all they're meant to read and review/edit the articles... sometimes they and/or the article submitters should be slightly embarrased by the replies they print/give to critical letters.

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