Imagine a Beowulf cluster of those,
Running Hadoop, one must suppose.
For NoSQL's the buzzword everyone knows,
Though dropping ACID many further problems can pose.
About the only no-kidding value added of a new language is brushing aside the older cruft. But Imma still beat you down with my FORTRAN prowess in whatever you implement, so, neener neener neener, Mike Foxtrot.
. ..what happens when bureaucrats and computer scientists procreate.
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Now, in defense of PHP, I've been trying to compile Yesod, so that I can take it out for a spin. I update cabal, tell it to install, get enough compilation pages scrolling by to make GCC envious, and. ..it crashes.
PHP at least lets me set up a web site and get hacked.
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Imagine a Beowulf cluster of those,
Running Hadoop, one must suppose.
For NoSQL's the buzzword everyone knows,
Though dropping ACID many further problems can pose.
Ah, oh.
Any description of ESR that doesn't involve a lawfully carried, safely handled weapon cannot be called "fine".
Why do we need a new language to do this?
About the only no-kidding value added of a new language is brushing aside the older cruft. But Imma still beat you down with my FORTRAN prowess in whatever you implement, so, neener neener neener, Mike Foxtrot.
The Flaming Carrot
Dare I share it?
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"become theories"
"I KNEW it!" he said conspiratorially.
It is the simplest explanation, and fits in well with computer simulations.
Oh heck no: turtles all the way down, biz-rotches!
[sarc]It would work if we gave asteroids a vote, you carbon-based life form chauvinist H8er![/sarc]
It's pretty much one continuous, top-down law enforcement hammer these days.
Gotta keep the peasants in line.
Lack of basis for fear != interest in having your life reduced to a denial of service attack by some statist creep bent on "tak[ing] things away from you on behalf of the common good"
I think A/C meant that Ox number 15 goes in circles, with a little trail following.
I mean, if you're really are into purple vegetables, I guess, but, crikey, that there's a fetish. . .
That project's going nowhere without an Emacs major mode and a slew of eLisp.
. . .what happens when bureaucrats and computer scientists procreate.
Now, in defense of PHP, I've been trying to compile Yesod, so that I can take it out for a spin. I update cabal, tell it to install, get enough compilation pages scrolling by to make GCC envious, and. . .it crashes.
PHP at least lets me set up a web site and get hacked.
. . .and the users would be all: "What're we supposed to do with this snot?"
Yeah, but if you don't implement the spreadsheet in PostScript and then embed it in a web server, are you really obfuscating it enough?
Nothing with a name that verbose can possibly be any good.
I don't expect any global change until The Carpenter puts in an appearance.
Hopefully I'm not Chicken Little to your Pollyanna, but I perceive that the fertilizer is about to hit the air circulator.
You might be tempted to think money would be smarter than this pack of louts.
Regulation is like salt in the food. Maybe a little, if the ingredients aren't bringing enough on their own.
I am saying "less is more". Or do you think 2.5k pages of Affordable Care Act + 10k pages of follow-on regulatory suppository is a Good Time?
They especially like butthair on popcorn.
AC. . .Thomas Sowell. . .AC. . .I think you lose. Markets do not benefit from regulatory distortion.