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  1. This is really important! on Bison To Become First National Mammal Of The US (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 2

    How could we live without?

  2. Not my fault! Not my fault! on Half Of Americans Think Presidential Nominating System 'Rigged' (huffingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    Those politicians sound like my Italian ones.
    It's never their fault, it's someone else's.Always!
    And a lot of people believe them! 50% is an approximation of the average amount of votes the losing candidate will get.
    They'd try to look the situation the other way around.
    Why are the winners so strongly tied to the respective parties?
    The other answer is because the parties tighten the relationships with those candidates with larger appreciation.
    Sorry, I forgot! We are talking about politicians: they don't have mind honesty! Any honesty!

  3. Re:No line of bad code on Man Deletes His Entire Company With One Line of Bad Code (independent.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    No, I cannot.

  4. No line of bad code on Man Deletes His Entire Company With One Line of Bad Code (independent.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Just a bad brain!
    Can you spell "test"?

  5. EASY SOLUTIONS on Microsoft's BSOD Is Getting More Descriptive With QR Codes (cio.com) · · Score: 0

    1. Fix much more bugs with proper testing and QA processes.
    2. Printout a simple error code and dump the core a-la Linux.

    The you can printout a QR code, a web page, a VR scenario or a social network report. But first do your development job more carefully.

  6. My personal computer is immune as is has only 2 serials rs232 and a parallel port. You should try dropping some 5.25" floppy in order to test my security levels. Check your virus can run along with my DiskOS within 640 KB!

  7. April fool's on MIT Demos Wi-Fi That's So High-Tech It Doesn't Need a Password (mic.com) · · Score: 1

    I call it "open network"

  8. DEC Ultrix on Slashdot Asks: What's Your Favorite Easter Egg? (slashdot.org) · · Score: 1

    make love: I don't know how to male love
    rm God: God non existent
    I al noto dure they weren't easter eggs.

  9. Flight simulator on Slashdot Asks: What's Your Favorite Easter Egg? (slashdot.org) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Within excel

  10. Nice!

  11. Half a dozen? on Apple Employees, If Ordered To Unlock iPhone, Might Quit (nytimes.com) · · Score: 2

    Is that all, folks?

  12. Not their fault! on American Express Warns Customers About Breach -- From 2013 (csoonline.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    They ran out of gas!
    Th -- they had a flat tire!
    They didn't have enough money for cab fare!
    Their tux didn't come back from the cleaners!
    Some old friend of theirs came in from out of town!
    Someone stole their car!
    There was an earthquake!
    A terrible flood!
    Locusts!
    Hackers!

    IT WASN'T THEIR FAULT, THEY'VE SWORN TO GOD!

  13. Re:Not just the cyber pathogen! on San Bernadino D.A. Says Shooter's Phone Could Harbor "Cyber Pathogen" (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but that's all has been found there inside. Maybe we'd investigate into someone else's iPhone for that question...

  14. Not just the cyber pathogen! on San Bernadino D.A. Says Shooter's Phone Could Harbor "Cyber Pathogen" (theguardian.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    That phone could also contain:
    - The solution to a number of longstanding open mathematical problems
    - The answer to the ultimate question about Life, Universe and Everything
    - Proof to put Snowden and friends in jail forever
    - The undeniable identity of JFK murderer
    - A tiny piece of code that could make windows much faster than Linux

    We do all need to unlock that phone, definitely!

  15. I dont nead 3B pirnters for my real WORD obtiecjs!

  16. It's not the database on Database Error Exposes Sensitive Information On 1,700 Kids (csoonline.com) · · Score: 1

    It's been those idiotic DBA and system administrator. It's too easy to blame software and hardware. There's always a person behind these cases!

  17. Would you on Linux 4.3 Reached End of Life; Users Need To Move To Linux 4.4 · · Score: 1

    Please tell it to Ubuntu? LTS are still on 3.x !

  18. Will ne happy. Whoever he is!

  19. Linux will be happy on Meet Linux's Little Brother Zephyr, a Tiny Open Source IoT RTOS (linuxgizmos.com) · · Score: 1

    That the Linux name will be close to ukernel and nanokernel stuff. Also prof. Tannenbaum will.

  20. Impossible to hack on MIT Reveals "Hack-Proof" RFID Chip (thestack.com) · · Score: 2

    It's a definition of time, not a quality: "Until someone will hack it".

  21. Re:Assange went about this all wrong. on Julian Assange May Surrender To British Police On Friday (twitter.com) · · Score: 1

    Just remember to ask the shooter to yell some Islamic sentence.

  22. This is why they use to book an entire airplane to bring people to the USA.
    He'll surely meet some high-rank official who responds to the PotUSA...
    Obama's people is REALLY looking forward to talk to Julian ...

  23. Re:Assange went about this all wrong. on Julian Assange May Surrender To British Police On Friday (twitter.com) · · Score: 1

    Forget about all that.
    ...
    42) Assange gets a brand new bullet opening his third eye as soon as his head gets out of the embassy.
    Easy!

  24. He's lost his freedom forever on Julian Assange May Surrender To British Police On Friday (twitter.com) · · Score: -1

    FREEDOM as in "FREE as a bird".
    Two options:
    1. He surrenders and gets his brand new pair of handcuffs. An air ticket is ready to bring him straight to a USA military court.
    2. He wins, then he gets his passport back and, as soon as his nose gets out of the embassy, a chase will start to gently pick him up and friendly bring him to a USA military court.
    That's it. There could be a few more options that can be found in books of fairy tales.

  25. Microsoft's Windows Phone Platform Is Dead on Microsoft's Windows Phone Platform Is Dead (windows10update.com) · · Score: 1

    Long live to ... Android!