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  1. Re:but it's more humane! on Chicken Run · · Score: 1

    ...(usually by falling off a truck).

    Man in pub 1: So where did that chicken come from?

    Man in pub 2: Fell off the back of a lorry mate

  2. Re:So I guess this is for boys only? on MIT Creates Urine-Controlled Video Game · · Score: 1

    Just have take her with you and let her have a go :)

    Will men go to the toilet in groups like women do now?

  3. Re:Interesting, but... on Chess Championship: Humans vs. Computer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The best chess players look for patterns, but through experience and insight can discard millions of possible moves and concentrate on the most effective and bring about a squence that forces their oppenent in a direction they don't want to go. Saying that I have no idea how to get a computer to do the same :)

  4. Re:Size matters? on Live Worms Found in Columbia Wreckage · · Score: 4, Funny

    C. elegans have two sexes: males and hermaphrodites, which are females that produce sperm

    They don't share this one do they? Is my wife keeping something from me?

  5. Re:commit yourself to being ad-free on New Ultra-Intrusive Pop-up Ads Introduced · · Score: 1

    1. Kill you television
    2. Commit to ad-free radio
    3. ???
    4. Profit!

  6. Re:And the advantage is? on Using GPS to Hail Cabs · · Score: 1

    Taxi != minicab. London taxi drivers have to pass "the knowledge", a test of route finding and locations which is meant to be quite hard, minicab drivers on the other hand are effectively anyone with a valid drivers liciense working for a local firm. I, for one, would rather take a taxi given a chocie, as the drivers tend to know where their going and take a pride in the internal condition of their vehicle.

  7. Re:i just dont get it on Using GPS to Hail Cabs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Safety is going to be a factor, apart from people with more money than sense, its likely to be used by single females late at night, allowing them to spend as little time on the street as possible. The alternative, minicabs are not as tightly regulated and therefore the background of the driver is less likely to be known to the firm.

  8. Re:Roger Clemen's baseball, circa 1992ish on Licensing Likenesses For Sports Games · · Score: 1

    Sensible World of Soccer did something similar, they changed one vowel in every surname.

  9. In Other News... on AOL, MS & Yahoo Unite On Anti-Spam Initiative · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft drop Windows, and decide to give all money away to Linux kernel developers.

    First a free internet and now this, do they realise that they're ment to be the bad guys?

  10. Evil Corps Unite to protect /. readers? on Companies Join Together to Maintain Open Internet · · Score: -1, Redundant



    April the 1st was like a month ago, bit slow arn't we?

  11. Re:Why does this sound... on The Rights of GM Humans · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Like the start to a Jon Katz monologue? Admit it! You're a pseudonym!

  12. Latency on Cable Beats DSL For Average Speed · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No details on how laggy the connections are, the difference in speed is less likely to be noticed than say the difference between a ping of 10ms and 100ms in a FPS

  13. Re:Won't Work on The Virus Did It · · Score: 1

    Identity fraud is the fastest growing crime or so I heard. If someone doesn't like you, stealing your credit card number in conjunction with a trojan to download the pics and bingo! You're a kiddie porn subscriber.

  14. Re:Everyone knows.... on Where Does Spam Come From? No, Really? · · Score: 3, Funny

    The best way to avoid spam is to get the page with your email address on /.ed

  15. All Depends on the Employer on Should You Hire a Hacker? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If someone will employ you, then you're trusted. You just have to prove yourself to them

  16. Compulsory Simpsons Quote on EFF Lawyer Argues For Compulsory Music Licenses · · Score: 1

    Cecil: You'll find one gets more respect as a humble civil servant than as a homicidal maniac (or a clown's sidekick).
    Bob: Aha! I knew it! You're still angry that Krusty picked me instead of you.
    Cecil: I can't imagine what you mean!
    Bob: Oh, come now! You wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five. What about the buffoon lessons? The four years at clown college?
    Cecil: I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way!

    Sorry :)