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  1. Re:Free advice for big fan of free learning! on Google's First Employee Departs · · Score: 1

    No, you're here to make me look good.

    Nice work, son.

  2. Re:Free advice for big fan of free learning! on Google's First Employee Departs · · Score: 1

    When has Microsoft prevented any of the open source alternatives from marketing their offerings?

  3. Re:Free advice for big fan of free learning! on Google's First Employee Departs · · Score: 1

    There are many open source office applications that will save to MS Office formats. Your laziness is not Bill Gates' fault.

  4. Re:Free advice for big fan of free learning! on Google's First Employee Departs · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No one is stopping people from making a personal choice about the software they use. No one is forcing people to use MS Office.

  5. Re:Free advice for big fan of free learning! on Google's First Employee Departs · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm sure he'll get back to you as soon as he has eradicated AIDS and cured cancer.

    Sincerely,

    Mr GetYourPrioritiesInOrder Esq.

  6. Re:Slow to Grow? on Google's First Employee Departs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Where do you jump to when you already work for one of the biggest companies on the planet and are richer than Midas?

    It took him 14 years to find a job he wanted more than the one he had. If only we were all so lucky.

  7. Re:Suck it up, whiny on Ask Slashdot: Where Are the Open Source Jobs? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but that 15% is essentially pure .NET.

    The stacks run on Apache are massively varied. The Tiobe stats tell a story - C# and .NET are major players. And, to be fair, C# is a pretty nice systems dev language these days.

  8. Ignoring the fact... on Ask Slashdot: Where Are the Open Source Jobs? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...that your company is probably better off without you whinging about how Bill Gates and Darth Vader have the same accountant, if you want to have 100% control over your technology stack, start your own business or become a freelance consultant. That way you'll be free to pick and choose what you work on.

    Of course, the kind of person who would quit their job because they're scared of Microsoft probably doesn't have the right temperament to run a successful business.

  9. Re:Inside my HD there are two very important files on Defendant Ordered To Decrypt Laptop Claims She Had Forgotten Password · · Score: 1

    Put you in jail for contempt because you cant decrypt the file.

    He is under no obligation to believe your little text file - as far as he is concerned it could be a particularly unimaginative ruse. Afterall, what kind of moron would encrypt a file with a key that he couldn't possibly remember or reproduce?

    Occam's razor tells the judge you're lying and you're going to the big house.

  10. Re:Inside my HD there are two very important files on Defendant Ordered To Decrypt Laptop Claims She Had Forgotten Password · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So in the unlikely (?) event that the FBI want to search your hard drive, you've encrypted a non-sensitive file with a key you don't know because...you like prison food? Communal showering? Room mates named Tiny?

    In short, your defence when the judge is threatening to find you in contempt will be 'What can I say, your honor? I'm a retard.'

  11. Memories degrade over time on Defendant Ordered To Decrypt Laptop Claims She Had Forgotten Password · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...so if they throw her in jail for contempt, then doesn't the likelihood of her being able to remember the password decrease over the time of her incarceration, and with it, her ability to comply with the judges orders? If she rides it out for a few months, then isn't her inability to recall her password more credible? I think what this case demonstrates, is the need for a duress password. Enter it and bam. Unrecoverably locked. Then it would be for the prosecution to prove that you deliberately destroyed evidence.

  12. Re:What if... on Defendant Ordered To Decrypt Laptop Claims She Had Forgotten Password · · Score: 2

    I'd play for 'stress induced amnesia'. Or I'd say that the password was written in dust on my desk, and it was destroyed during the search.

  13. What a bunch of complete and utter smegheads on No Pardon For Turing · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Pardon's have been granted to soldiers shot for cowardice during WWI. Why is that an acceptable correction of an injustice, but this not? Cowardice was just as illegal as 'gross indecency' at the time, yet that was overlooked in favour of righting a grievous wrong.

    What a bloody disgrace.

  14. Re:And yet somehow on The Engineer Who Stopped Airplanes From Flying Into Mountains · · Score: 2

    All true, but I wont work for idiots lest it turn out to be contagious.

    And yes, I do realise that I am lucky to be able to make such a choice.

  15. Re:And yet somehow on The Engineer Who Stopped Airplanes From Flying Into Mountains · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No, you've made those assumptions on my behalf (thanks). No reasonable person could make those inferences from my comment.

    If someone else can do my job cheaper than I can, to the same standard or better than I can - I deserve to lose my job - that's the free market people are always raving about, isn't it.

    Fortunately, the Chinese haven't worked out how to transfer years of specialist domain experience into the heads of their worker drones yet. I'm good for another decade or so, in which time I'll have moved on.

  16. Re:And yet somehow on The Engineer Who Stopped Airplanes From Flying Into Mountains · · Score: 1

    Only bad engineers get offshored. The good ones get kept on to manage the offshored employees.

  17. Re:And the geek shall inherit the earth... on The Engineer Who Stopped Airplanes From Flying Into Mountains · · Score: 1

    Ever heard of clouds? Or night-time?

  18. And the geek shall inherit the earth... on The Engineer Who Stopped Airplanes From Flying Into Mountains · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's nice to see real Engineers getting a bit of recognition for a change.

    Scary fact of the day from the CFIT wiki article - as of 2007, 5% of commercial airlines still weren't running a Terrain awareness and warning system.

  19. Manipulation? on Credit Suisse Traders Manipulated IT Systems To Hide $500m Losses · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't think putting incorrect data into the software can really count as manipulating the IT system.

    Even banking systems have to obey the cardinal rule: Garbage in, Garbage out.

  20. Re:Warplane can't handle a hole? on Mechanic's Mistake Trashes $244 Million Aircraft · · Score: 1

    Just because the holes were visible from the outside doesn't mean that it is the only damage the aircraft suffered.

  21. Look on the bright side on Mechanic's Mistake Trashes $244 Million Aircraft · · Score: 1

    At least he chose to study engineering and not medicine.

  22. Relax... on 10-Year Gary McKinnon Case To End This Year · · Score: 3, Funny

    All he has to do is tweet a bad joke about getting drunk and humping Marilyn Monroe's corpse and DHS will deport his ass back to the UK.

  23. Re:DESTROY! on DHS Sends Tourists Home Over Twitter Jokes · · Score: 2

    If intelligence isn't a prerequisite for the office of President, it shouldn't be a prerequisite for the role of tourist.

  24. Re:Good luck getting the protestors to support tha on Some Critics Suggest Apple Boycott Over Chinese Working Conditions · · Score: 1

    "Many major technology companies have worked with factories where conditions are troubling. However, independent monitors and suppliers say some act differently. Executives at multiple suppliers, in interviews, said that Hewlett-Packard and others allowed them slightly more profits and other allowances if they were used to improve worker conditions."

  25. Re:Good luck getting the protestors to support tha on Some Critics Suggest Apple Boycott Over Chinese Working Conditions · · Score: 1

    Again, read the NYT article.