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  1. Re:I already have a slow chunk of crap on Why Ultrabooks Are Falling Well Short of Intel's Targets · · Score: 2

    Fine if you're happy to lug 15.6" around with you. Me, I need my laptop accessible on my desk, the airline lounge and my airplane seat. And the kilos matter.

  2. Barter on Man Pays For Cross-Country Trip Using Bacon As Currency · · Score: 1

    Er, no - he traded bacon for goods and services. Bacon isn't legal tender and isn't currency. This story can logically be reduced to "Man trades!".

  3. Re:Drat and bother, or how to solve this mystery on Apple Denies FBI Had Access To UDIDs · · Score: 2

    > (which I think is bullocks).

    Are you saying it's a load of bulls?

  4. The only... on Would You Trust an 80-Year-Old Nuclear Reactor? · · Score: 1

    The only 80 year old thing I trust is Glenlivet.

  5. Re:No news – Happens all the time on RMS Robbed of Passport and Other Belongings In Argentina · · Score: 1

    > i would notice getting cut and use the other hand to shoot them.

    Oh well before you did that I would have whipped out my light saber and my jetpack and you'd be all pew pew but I'd be like out of there with the laptop bag

  6. Re:First on House Passes CISPA · · Score: 1

    Yep. Cassius or Brutus? Pick Cassius every time.

  7. Beginning of the end! on Australian ISP Wins Case Against Movie Studios · · Score: 2

    This is the thin end of the wedge. Soon there'll be no media companies, and then where will I get my remakes of films from the 70s and 80s? Or rock bands that sound like Lady Gaga?

  8. Re:Ignoring Them on University of Pittsburgh Deluged With Internet Bomb Threats · · Score: 1

    > If I said there was a bomb under your chair right now, would you check?

    If I thought you had the power to put one there, I'd check.

  9. Re:Which is why you don't respond to threats on University of Pittsburgh Deluged With Internet Bomb Threats · · Score: 1

    > The lesson? when the IRA calls about putting a bomb there, evacuate.

    Ugh you have no idea and have never read about the Troubles. Any number of kooks call pretending to be the IRA. You can't listen to all of them. Work it out.

  10. The best on Ask Slashdot: What Is the Best Note-Taking Device For Conferences? · · Score: 5, Funny

    The best note-taking device for conferences is a graduate student. They do good work and only require a modest amount of feeding.

  11. Re:Citizenship on Ask Slashdot: How Have You Handled Illegal Interview Topics? · · Score: 2

    > No one can hire illegals

    Tell that to the A-team!!

  12. One of the things we have seen, even when working with our own clients, is that we end up interrupting and "guiding" the conversation.

    This is because we know everything. Also, because there are so few PR 'experts' in the world, our advice is like gold. If only our clients weren't such idiots, they could see our brilliance.

  13. Re:Fuck Blu Ray on Remastered Star Trek: the Next Generation Blu-ray a Huge Leap Forward · · Score: 1

    No, what future assassin is saying is that the move from tape to DVD was a genuine leap forward and there is a marked difference in quality. This difference in quality is worth paying for.

    The difference between DVD and Blu Ray, however, was so much slimmer that it feels much more like a grab for money rather than an improvement in the quality of the art.

  14. Re:Funny story... on Nigerian Scam Artists Taken For $33,000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    > I would call that $80,000 of garbage dumped in Niagara

    He's shipping to Africa, not Canada.

  15. Re:It’s still fraud. on Nigerian Scam Artists Taken For $33,000 · · Score: 1

    > you can’t benefit by squelching on your end

    You can't benefit by *welching* on your end.

  16. IRB? on Stealing Laptops For Class Credit · · Score: 2

    Hard to see how a university ethics IRB (Institutional review board) could approve something like this.

  17. Did anyone else... on Crab Robot Helps Remove Stomach Cancer · · Score: 2

    Did anyone else read that as 'crap robot'? Guys?

  18. Re:Strangely inspirational on The RMS Tour Rider · · Score: 1

    Well said, DrgnDancer, very well said.

  19. Re:Latest is the best??? on The Petition to Classify Wikipedia a "World Wonder" · · Score: 1

    But it has in almost every third world country.

    How would you know that? You don't even know the difference between Giza and Gaza!

  20. Re:I am not a security expert on PSN Outage Continues, Console Hack Claimed To Be Responsible · · Score: 1

    > I'm definitely not an expert in computer security.

    You could get a job at Sony!

  21. Re:Not Carl Sagan on Case Closed On Jerusalem UFO Video · · Score: 1

    I have a problem with Carl Sagan. He delivers skepticism with dismissal and a know-it-all attitude, seemingly based on the assumption that popular science is a... a godsend.

    [emphasis added] Your comment begins by misunderstanding almost everything about Carl Sagan, and goes downhill from there.

  22. Re:I'm sure he did fine... on Trumpet Winsock Creator Made Little Money · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A plumber recently gave me a bill for $300. But I told him, "All you did was replace a lousy washer! That couldn't cost more than ten cents! I want an itemized bill!". So he gave me one. It read:

    Washer: .10
    Knowing where to put it: 299.90

  23. Poor post title on Researcher Blows $15K By Reporting Bug To Google · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Get thee behind me, Satan - a better post title would have mentioned that Google actually rewarded the researcher's honesty. This is a great outcome for everyone, including Android users.

  24. Re:Foreigners? How about BoingBoing and others? on Are Flickr Images Abused By Foreign Businesses? · · Score: 1

    > Foreign? It's not just foreign. I see it happen at American sites all of the time.

    For me, and most people on this planet, American sites are foreign.

  25. Re:Ban guns on Congresswoman and Staff Gunned Down · · Score: 1

    > All I can say is, you're far too trusting, and whatever "safe" part of the world you live in, I strongly urge you to stay there.

    I can do one better. I'll never visit the US, how about that? Because then I won't have to meet people like you, with the attitude you have, and the knowledge that you might have a gun on you to back it up.

    Gun deaths in Australia (2006): 27.
    Gun deaths in US (2006): 12,791

    Your silly bravado becomes even more laughable when you factor in the population. USA has about 14 times the population of Australia (hint: 27*14 is considerably less than 12,791). You are wrong and deluded. Try opening your eyes and maybe visiting a country outside your paranoid, "free" borders.