It's a carnivore, right? So let's shove a big, juicy uncooked steak in that Jaz drive... short it out and e-coli poisoning all at once.
I must admit that this whole carnivore/FBI thing just gives me those happy, tingly vibes all over... NOT!
Some people seem to get worked up over the invasiveness... what worries me, especially in the litigation-happy US... just think if the FBI got some wild-ass lead, felt the need to investigate a whole bunch of people with this, and then random things were read into the context of the messages... sounds paranoid? maybe, maybe not... don't we know of someone who was investigated for basically visiting a site just after it was hacked? just what we need to "fight crime": a toy to give a self-rightous FBI more false leads and to sstir the rest of us into a frenzy... too bad we can't just shove that raw steak in the Jaz drive and make it GO AWAY!
I was hoping to replace my 386 with a quad Pentium 4 system, but I guess I can scrap that... and it seemed like the obvious upgrade path, too.
Maybe I'll just call IBM and see if I can get one of those ASCI yellow's. Or was it green? Beige? Magenta? Oh, hell, I can't remember.
Anyway, I thought that the Pentuim 4 itself was supposed to be physically huge, yes? Wouldn't haveing multiple P4's then require you to have a case the size of a coffin? Though it could be possible o heat your home with such a system...
I feel that the concept of turning lead into gold is highly overrated (thus the subject header, eh?)... what we need are machines that can turn asparagus into peaches, brussel sprouts into chocolate, alfalfa sprouts into cheese, Zima into a real beverage, and beef jerky into lemon sorbet. And why, do you ask, do we need to turn beef jerky into lemon sorbet? I have no idea, it just seemed clever at the time.
And anyway... once we get this whole telepathy thing figured out, the internet will be obsolete, and we'll have a whole new meaning of peer-to-peer, as well as whole new vast expanses of sexual harassment lawsuits.
Personally, I don't have much of a need for a satellite. And I know that my ham has absolutely no need for one - just a little honey-glaze, maybe, and bake it with a few pineapple rings... now that's good ham.
Seems to me a conversation whilst toking the night away went a few steps further than usual and now their living their haze induced dream... just hope it doesn't become a nightmare... we've already seen how "fun" democracy can become... people are people, no matter how idealistic they may want to be.
Arrrg! I've been looking for one of these for all me life! (he says in Pirate-ese).
So anyway, if you Plex your muscles whilst drinking WINE, will your machine explode? That's what I've been wondering.
And for those of you who don't speak insane (such as the above): Stability? Anyone? I'll admit, I'm a bit conservative - so if it ain't stable, and I'm not developing (aka bug-testing, I'm no programmer), then I don't want it. Plain and simple... not stable - not on my machine. And, yes, I know that stability can be a rather subjective thing, with many qualifiers - its stable so long as you don't do this, this, this, or especially this.
The fact that someone thought it to be interesting, I find quite intruiging! (thanks!)
But flamebait???? I was issuing a challenge, not provoking a flame war! Forgive me if "last post" has already been done, I was not aware... it probably is a simple case of me just not paying attention in the past. But flamebait? No, no, no... this is simply offtopic, but evidently offtopic in an interesting manner.
Please, if you choose to moderate, keep things in context - again, the big picture...
Anyway... to further amend my challenge... how about trying to post at as many of the prime numbers as possible? Now, that should be a challenge to at least someone out there...
By using a decentralized network structure thingy, I can help to spread love and joy to the whole world! And then I can switch gears in mid-stream to move into brainwash mode: world domination begins! Spread the love! Spread the love!
Oh, wait... we're talkin' 'bout 'puter stuff here, aren't we? Damn... I was hoping to pollute the world's water supplies with LSD.
Usually, when I need to scour, I grab an abrasive pad, such as a Brillo pad, and maybe some Comet. This also leads into scrubbing, oft followed by a rinse. Just don't eat the Comet - it makes your mouth turn green...
Comet - it makes you vomit. So buy Comet and vomit today!
Has anyone considered random killings to keep fear in the hearts of those who play these online games. Just hire some Mafia hit-man to whack some random online gamer, proclaim it was because they were cheating. Repeat this about 20-30 times, and we'll see a marked decrease in the quantity of online cheating. Fear is a powerful motivator.
please allow me to direct you, dear putz, to my generous helping of flames (as I'm sure it is now labelled) under the "Iridium Saved?" article. The lovely passage is named "Yeah, yeah, yeah..", which, mind you, is not an early Beatles reference.
Why, just the other day, I was thinking of having MY brain wired up to a monkey in Las Vegas, via my cell phone. Then I thought instead to have my brain wired up to a stock broker's, just to see how truly fucked up their version of reality really is. But, then again, I thought why not just have my brain wired up to some porn starlet? And I'll tall you why not... because that would be somewhat fucked up, that's why.
Hey, next, let's wire up a monkey's ass to a minefield... that could prove amusing for at least 5 minutes... or better yet, lets fuckin' wire up a whole bunch of monkeys to Brad Pitt for no good reason at all other than to say that we've done it.
OR... we could wire up some scientists to a high voltage / high amperage source and watch all the fun. And when we're done, we can blame it on PETA as we hit some lame-o corp. CEO in the face with a shit pie!
Hmmm... let's see... when iridium is used in the real world, meaning the metal, it is because it is a nice, rare, INERT metal. Ah-ha! Inert - sits there and does NOTHING...
I had my dog, Fido, out for a nice afternoon walk, when we were viciously assaulted by a raving HURD of GNU's. I remember one of them rambling on about "Open Sourcing" my dog when they suddenly grabbed him and disemboweled the poor pooch right there on the sidewalk.
Some sort of argument brewed up about whether to replace large portions of Fido's intestines or to modify the stomach and liver - so they forked poor Fido right then and there. They even broke my leash and didn't offer to fix it or to compensate me for my losses.
Buncha bastards!
and for those of you who don't get it... too bad. I'm not explaining it...
Perhaps he wouldn't be using all those BUZZwords if he weren't smoking all that CRACK while listening to his scratchy BeeGee's albums as he reminisced of Studio54 and all the whores!
Damn sluts!
SEE! If he simply would have used one of those 140GB Vapourwhere drives all the problems would have been solved, except, of course, for the METH addiction!
And for those of you who don't give a sh1t about the AP story, here's something completely irrelevant:
Once upon a time, there were some pigs who ate bacon. This was mildly disturbing to the other farm animals, so the cows lead a revolt, killing the pigs in a bloody pool of pork rinds. Then all the animals feasted upon Canadian bacon, ham, pickled pigs feet, and BACON!
Go and take your cheese and smell it somewhere else where people care. I really like the BeeGee's and could really truly use a big-ass drive of some sort to store all the MP3's I have of them!
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I must admit that this whole carnivore/FBI thing just gives me those happy, tingly vibes all over... NOT!
Some people seem to get worked up over the invasiveness... what worries me, especially in the litigation-happy US... just think if the FBI got some wild-ass lead, felt the need to investigate a whole bunch of people with this, and then random things were read into the context of the messages... sounds paranoid? maybe, maybe not... don't we know of someone who was investigated for basically visiting a site just after it was hacked? just what we need to "fight crime": a toy to give a self-rightous FBI more false leads and to sstir the rest of us into a frenzy... too bad we can't just shove that raw steak in the Jaz drive and make it GO AWAY!
Anyway... enough of my ranting.
I bid thee, adieu!
Maybe I'll just call IBM and see if I can get one of those ASCI yellow's. Or was it green? Beige? Magenta? Oh, hell, I can't remember.
Anyway, I thought that the Pentuim 4 itself was supposed to be physically huge, yes? Wouldn't haveing multiple P4's then require you to have a case the size of a coffin? Though it could be possible o heat your home with such a system...
And anyway... once we get this whole telepathy thing figured out, the internet will be obsolete, and we'll have a whole new meaning of peer-to-peer, as well as whole new vast expanses of sexual harassment lawsuits.
Seems to me a conversation whilst toking the night away went a few steps further than usual and now their living their haze induced dream... just hope it doesn't become a nightmare... we've already seen how "fun" democracy can become... people are people, no matter how idealistic they may want to be.
So anyway, if you Plex your muscles whilst drinking WINE, will your machine explode? That's what I've been wondering.
And for those of you who don't speak insane (such as the above): Stability? Anyone? I'll admit, I'm a bit conservative - so if it ain't stable, and I'm not developing (aka bug-testing, I'm no programmer), then I don't want it. Plain and simple... not stable - not on my machine. And, yes, I know that stability can be a rather subjective thing, with many qualifiers - its stable so long as you don't do this, this, this, or especially this.
Just a crazy freak wondering out loud...
I'm hungry... let's get a taco.
The fact that someone thought it to be interesting, I find quite intruiging! (thanks!)
But flamebait???? I was issuing a challenge, not provoking a flame war! Forgive me if "last post" has already been done, I was not aware... it probably is a simple case of me just not paying attention in the past. But flamebait? No, no, no... this is simply offtopic, but evidently offtopic in an interesting manner.
Please, if you choose to moderate, keep things in context - again, the big picture...
Anyway... to further amend my challenge... how about trying to post at as many of the prime numbers as possible? Now, that should be a challenge to at least someone out there...
Oh, wait... we're talkin' 'bout 'puter stuff here, aren't we? Damn... I was hoping to pollute the world's water supplies with LSD.
The colors, the colors... I can see the music!
Something to challenge you more than the current level, anyway.
Comet - it makes you vomit. So buy Comet and vomit today!
I say the death penalty isn't enough! We must make these heathens PAY!
Hey, next, let's wire up a monkey's ass to a minefield... that could prove amusing for at least 5 minutes... or better yet, lets fuckin' wire up a whole bunch of monkeys to Brad Pitt for no good reason at all other than to say that we've done it.
OR... we could wire up some scientists to a high voltage / high amperage source and watch all the fun. And when we're done, we can blame it on PETA as we hit some lame-o corp. CEO in the face with a shit pie!
Well, then. How appropriate, eh?
Though not as much as the BeeGee's...
OSHA: Open Source Head Atrophy
The End.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I like the lameness filter, it is my friend. It keeps me from posting really lame messages like this one.
I had my dog, Fido, out for a nice afternoon walk, when we were viciously assaulted by a raving HURD of GNU's. I remember one of them rambling on about "Open Sourcing" my dog when they suddenly grabbed him and disemboweled the poor pooch right there on the sidewalk.
Some sort of argument brewed up about whether to replace large portions of Fido's intestines or to modify the stomach and liver - so they forked poor Fido right then and there. They even broke my leash and didn't offer to fix it or to compensate me for my losses.
Buncha bastards!
and for those of you who don't get it... too bad. I'm not explaining it...
Damn sluts!
SEE! If he simply would have used one of those 140GB Vapourwhere drives all the problems would have been solved, except, of course, for the METH addiction!
Once upon a time, there were some pigs who ate bacon. This was mildly disturbing to the other farm animals, so the cows lead a revolt, killing the pigs in a bloody pool of pork rinds. Then all the animals feasted upon Canadian bacon, ham, pickled pigs feet, and BACON!
All this and the BeeGee's, too!!!!!!
Really, it's true!
Gouda head.