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Give That Monkey Brain A Robotic Arm!

jeffsenter writes: "The NYTimes (free reg. req.) has a short story about the craziest science since the story on decoding a cat's vision. A monkey at Duke has had its brain wired up to control a robot. However, the robot is at MIT and the signal goes over the Internet. The research offers some hope to paralyzed people."

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  1. Re:Free registration crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    story at cnn which requires no sign-in... http://www.cnn.com/2000/HEALTH/11/15/monkey.brain/ index.html

  2. Human implementations by Daemosthenes · · Score: 2

    Link to an interesting story about how humans are actually using thoughts to manipulate objects, and in the case of quadripalegics (sp?) regain the use of their hands and arms.


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    1. Re:Human implementations by Lonesmurf · · Score: 2

      I just thought of this: Levitation. In the future (ha!) we're almost sure to have some sort of workable, cheap anti-grav. Imagine if it was controlled by someone's mind.

      Effective artificial telekenisis.

      Excellent!

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  3. Re:Other Potential by SethJohnson · · Score: 1


    I guess that all depends on the source of human imprecision. If it's in the muscles of the hands, then yeah, this would make brain-controlled robotic arms ideal for surgery (perhaps brain surgery to implant more robotic arm controllers?). If the imprecision is caused by vision or faulty processing by the brain, then no. I guess you could get around the vision imperfections with those other technologies people are discussing here, but if you can lick that problem, might as well have a CPU running the whole she-bang!



    Seth
  4. Spanking the monkey by ctoledo · · Score: 1

    Wonder if it`s possible to spank a monkey with a robotic arm ?

  5. Plan for World Domination by azool · · Score: 2


    Step 1: New, Improved E-Monkey(tm) patent pending
    Step 2: Monkey Linux
    Step 3: Fle et of unmanned aircraft
    Step 4:Pick Target

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  6. Brain. by Graham_Thomas · · Score: 1

    This might have some medical value and indeed scientific value. As long as the brain controlling the arm doesn't belong to a female monkey, I predict a good chance of success. Thanks, Graham Thomas

  7. Better NYTimes story by jeffsenter · · Score: 1

    The NYTimes is response to the massive demand from slashdot readers for more stories about circuts and monkeys has written a better story.

  8. Re:What the article didn't mention: by Abreu · · Score: 1
    The poster above has a point:

    Does there really something to be gained by torturing monkeys like this? Is there something to be gained by having your mind "downloaded" out of your body and into a computer?

    For more interesting thoughts read: In the Absence of the Sacred, by Jerry Mander

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  9. Dupe news! by billcopc · · Score: 2

    Why does this look, sound and smell exactly like a recent item titled "Monkey Think, Robot Do" ?

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=00/11/15/161236 &mode=nested

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  10. Re:Disgusting... by pstevenson · · Score: 1
    The original poster nowhere seriously advocated experimenting on humans, but used the idea to try and get it through people's skulls that to do such experiments on animals who have hearts, lungs, brains, pain receptors and so many things that we have (why bother otherwise?) is as immoral as doing it to people. At least you realise that the latter is wrong.

    Some prices are too high to pay for research. The Nazi's "experiments" on humans were one. Our "experiments" on animals are no better.

  11. cool by snyrt · · Score: 1

    this is totally cool. i can see cool prosthetics coming into play. i don't understand why they have it over the internet? what's the purpose of that variable? It would be a whole lot easier to experiment if you didn't have as many variables involved. i love the experiment though. another question is....how do they know that the monkey's making it do what it wants it to do? hmmmmm.

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  12. Re:Disgusting... by KevinMS · · Score: 1


    If this was being done to a dog

    I'm sure this kind of stuff is done to cats and dogs all the time, but that wouldnt be reported on because it would leave a bad taste in the readers mouth.

    I'm conflicted. I do see how a lot of good could be accomplished by animal experiments but I do suspect that a lot of frivilous experiments are conducted on animals too. I feel really bad for these suffering creatures, both the animals and the researchers who have become desensitized.

    I wonder how eager scientists are to go right to the lab animal rather than putting it off until the last minute. It would be nice if there was something like a animal experiments ethics department where you had to apply to get a higher animal like a cat or monkey. They would review you experiment for readiness for an animal subject, the suffering you will inflict, and the justification you have for using a live subject. Of course this department would probably end up being corrupt.

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  13. Re:Remote admin body parts? by /dev/kev · · Score: 3

    hell, why not the Moon or Mars?

    I'll tell you exactly why. Latency. Noone ever seems to stop and think about the latency in these kinds of systems.

    It takes radio waves travelling at the speed of light (the speed limit of the univese) several minutes (can't remember exactly) to get from Earth to Mars and back. Now every time you do any action, your poor brain has to wait several minutes for feedback on that. You try putting your foot down to take a step, but don't feel the pressure of the ground on the sole of your foot until a few minutes later. I'm sorry, but that's just not going to work, no matter how much you want it to.

    You know those fun things they have at science expos, where you speak into the microphone and it plays it back to you with a 1 second or so delay? Those things are really hard to use, because your brain is used to near-instantaneous feedback. With practice, you can train it to ignore the feedback and just speak.

    But this is just speech, you don't really need that feedback (eg. deaf people can speak, particularly if they weren't born deaf). For anything requiring a vague level of dexterity, such as walking, looking, playing sport, music, and doing just about anything with your hands and fingers, I suspect that even 500ms of latency is too much for your brain to handle. Thus it might just work for halfway-round-the-world comms (landline only, no satellites)... maybe.

    Telepresence is a nice idea, but should be thought of more as an extension to videoconferencing than as the elaborate setup you're envisaging.

    Since you are 'here', communicating with 'there' takes some unavoidable time... The only way to beat that is to go there.

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  14. Re:Gaming Applications... by phunb0y · · Score: 1

    I remember an article a couple of years ago that did a similar think with mice. They recorded the brain activity of a mouse pushing a lever to get food. Then they removed the lever and apparently the mice could still get the food just by "thinking" about pushing the lever. This kind of research has cool future VR potential...of course the whole sticking things in your brain will have to go.

  15. this is sad by -=SteelRat=- · · Score: 1

    I'm all for technology but NOT at the expense of suffering of animanls. This is a really sad post and now I know why some people think /.'rs are morons. Some of your replies supports that the monkey has more brains than some of the readers of this site.

    most unhappy

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  16. Re:Vice versa by billybob2001 · · Score: 2

    If only they'd rigged it up in your polling booths.
    Monkeys would have decided Florida's vote instead of lawyers. Oh, sorry, what am I saying?

  17. Other articles by Lazarus+Short · · Score: 2
    There's one at CNN now, and Nature.com is scheduled to run one tomorrow.

    Also, the login/password "slashdot2000" / "slashdot200" works fine at the NY times.

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  18. Re:Reverse-engineering the brain by jjr · · Score: 1

    Of course, there are a lot of complications involved as well--as soon as you begin to manipulate the nervous system you can begin to
    manipulate reality. When we (or the state) can change what people see and hear directly, things begin to get real sticky, real fast.


    Isn't that what people are worried about AOL/Time Warner

  19. Monkey brain signals over Internet... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    This certainly explains a lot.

    ICANN

    Pets.com

    slashdot moderation

    presidential auction on Ebay

    Well time to give /. a rest, banana break.

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    1. Re:Monkey brain signals over Internet... by mrfunnypants · · Score: 1

      point? Al Gore is offering a rehashed plan, breaking the law and trying to steal a election. Give me a break counting a vote for a president based upon if a dimple exist? wtf is that? A DIMPLE! That is the stupidist thing I have ever heard, please post your propaganda somewhere else, not about an article talking about Monkeys and etc. Unless of course you feel the Monkeys have more intelligence than the man you just quoted, hey who is to say I bet the monkeys wouldn't fail a Religious class.

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  20. Remote admin body parts? by DanThe1Man · · Score: 5
    A monkey at Duke has had its brain wired up to control a robot. However, the robot is at MIT and the signal goes over the internet. The research offers some hope to paralysed people."

    Whats so importaint about the distance? Do they hope to allow amputies the ablity to control their removed arms thosands of miles away? Sounds like a scary movie idea to me.
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    1. Re:Remote admin body parts? by LHOOQtius_ov_Borg · · Score: 2

      The point of this kind of work would be to allow
      direct brain control of a telerobotic operator that could certainly help in terms of giving them back some autonomy in grocery shopping, buying their medicines, etc.

      The distance work allows for the possibility of decoupling the human from the device that is performing the actions they no longer can. So, a paralyzed person could send out their remote-brain-controlled Waldo to do their shopping, clean their house, whatever. It will help them regain some sense of self-sufficiency - at least they control the robot themselves.

      Also, in this experiement they are controlling a robot arm, not an amputated human arm... doing THAT at a great distance certainly is pretty suspect...

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    2. Re:Remote admin body parts? by friedo · · Score: 2

      I think he was just commenting on the general coolness of that fact. You could, after all, ask "what's so special" about the distances involved in everything we do on the Internet. Well, the distance is one of the things that makes it special.

    3. Re:Remote admin body parts? by spiral · · Score: 2

      > Whats so important about the distance?

      Simple. They were just trying to justify having OC3 lines to their desks.

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    4. Re:Remote admin body parts? by djinn87 · · Score: 1
      Whats so importaint about the distance?
      Perhaps it was so they could work in parallel. Seems like a pretty good division of labor to me.
    5. Re:Remote admin body parts? by dburr · · Score: 1

      Think "telepresence." I am a quadriplegic (sp?) in a wheelchair. I can't even leave the house, etc. But "jack in" to a rented robotic body, and *BOOM!* the mind is freed from the confines of the flesh. I can explore the places where I've always wanted to go -- Mt. Everest, the Grand Canyon, Yellowstone, the ocean floor, and hell, why not the Moon or Mars?... or simply get yourself some groceries at the corner market, ride around town and pay your bills, meet a prospective client, or just sit and kibbitz with friends down at the local coffee joint.

      Just because you are "here" does not mean that you don't want to go "there" also...

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  21. You've touched my heart. by TheDullBlade · · Score: 2

    I think I'll light a chipmunk for Bobo.

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  22. Re:Tragic by -=SteelRat=- · · Score: 1

    I agree 100%, I am most disgusted with the replies I have seen. Just goes to show so called "enlightened" computer people are just as selfish and warped as the execs from major money making corps. They are happy to fuck-up anything if it suits them. Man, animal, environment...

    This is so, so sad

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  23. Soooo funny. by SPYvSPY · · Score: 1

    You killed me with that one. Nice. Too bad I'm not moderating today!

  24. Re:Boo hoo by logicnazi · · Score: 2

    Okay this seems like a troll to me but I will respond anyway (not because of the position espoused but because of the anonymous assertive and unreasoned way it was presented).

    I think you would have great difficulty establishing rights for people much less rights for animals. While some dedicated souls might truly believe a rights based approach to morality most people who espouse such an approach don'treally believe it.

    The concept of a right is something which is inherintly inalienable not merely a desired state which can be overrideen in a pressing case or when it "conflicts" with other supposed rights (moreover the concept of rights carries with it that these are local moral necessities so one cannot say you have a right for the government to act in a way which maximizes total utility because this would be a non-local concept). Therefore one who truly believes in a rights based system must adhere to these rights in the most pressing of circumstances. For instance if I actually had a right to property and I owned the cure to a worldwide deadly disease a rights based approach would deem it inproper for that cure to be taken from me despite the billions of lives I might save. In this way very few people actually belive in rights (in an extreme enough example they would in actuality favor a more utilitarian approach. Their supposed rights are really just concepts which, because of human psychology, make the world a better place because of there enforcement.

    Under this methodology the only reason we don't do this testing on humans is not because the actual testing would be immoral but that the backlashinduced by angry individuals and the inability of people to determine appropriate and inappropriate testing would reduce total utility

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  25. Internet...?? by noz · · Score: 1

    Hack the monkey, hack the monkey!! :)

  26. Wire it up to Kevin Warwick by mariegriffiths · · Score: 1

    I reckon we should hack the connection and feed it into Dr Kevin Warwick's emotion chip. We could then watch him go wild as we offer him a banana. :-)) Marie

  27. God Sues Over Brain-Patent Violations by Rogue+Jedi · · Score: 1

    (AP) - Geneva
    The Vatican filed a blanket lawsuit
    in the World Court today against all bio-
    engineers attempting to reverse-engineer
    the brain. Vatican counsel are claiming God
    holds a Universal Patent, number
    234,597,045,714,510,947,109,571,095,
    571,094, on any biological organ that can
    cause a living being to think.

    The Pope refused comment on advice of
    counsel, but sources within the Vatican,
    who wished to remain anonymous, said
    that the church has no complaints about
    the science behind reverse-engineering
    the brain, they are "simply trying to make
    sure God's duly appointed representatives
    on Earth recieve just payment for His hard
    work and obvious innovation."

    The US Patent and Trade Office only com-
    mented that it does not recognize any
    Universal Patent Office. Nor is there
    any record the USPTO has granted such
    a patent, therefore they cannot see how
    the Vatican has "a legal leg to stand on."

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  28. Re:disgusting by saBBath · · Score: 1

    I'm so glad you had the courage to sign your name under that braindead reply.

  29. Re:monkeybrained robot arm by MasterOfMuppets · · Score: 1

    I don't think that this is a troll, that's a bit unfair. It actually made me think for a bit about the ramifications of this technology, quite an insightful comment really. Probably wasn't meant to be though.

    Then again, what do I know, I'm a simpleton...

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  30. Re:disgusting by Hikahi · · Score: 1

    If I was paralized or missing a limb, I would sign up for experementation like this in an instant, and so would lots of other people out there.

    Unfortunatly, scientists like to make sure things like this have some sort of a basis in reality before they start cutting open the heads of humans (or injecting weird drugs, or any other type of medical experimentation out there).
    I'm a vegan, and I won't use cosmetics or soaps that were tested on animals. I won't wear leather from animals if there is anything else to wear, but if I'm dying, and the medicine they give me was perfected on chimps, I'll say a little prayer in my heart for all the animals who died to allow me to live, but I wont refuse that medicine.

    Moderation for the sake of morals is good, exclusion of something that could save a life or allow a child to walk again is acceptance of ignorance and refusal to believe that life can be better.

    I don't choose to believe that.

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  31. Vice versa by Fervent · · Score: 3
    Could a computer be wired to pilot a monkey's limbs? No joke.

    Similar to the whole "brain surgeon touches part of a patient's brain, his leg moves" kind of thing.

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    1. Re:Vice versa by while · · Score: 1
      Not so! monkey is an instance of Newbie:

      monkey = new Newbie;

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    2. Re:Vice versa by QuantumG · · Score: 2

      over the web?

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    3. Re:Vice versa by Carik · · Score: 1
      ...they could telerobotically control a mobile robot to perform functions in the world for them...

      And while we're at it, how about eliminating space walks? Safe as an EVA suit is, staying inside the shuttle is safer. A good set of VR goggles and a robot running off brain-waves would make a space-walk a lot less dangerous. For that matter, with a high enough bandwidth we could eliminate manned spaceflight altogether, although that's not necessarily such a good idea...

    4. Re:Vice versa by LHOOQtius_ov_Borg · · Score: 3

      Of course it could - in theory. This is the idea behind the area of biocybernetics which would utilize computers to replace damaged motor neuron clusters (or, some people hope for augmentation...) There has not been much success, yet, in having a computer and a brain working together to share control of a living organism (the pacemaker may be the closest, but it's not ideal).

      Already, in bionics, machines have been used to replace damaged limbs, joints, and organs (with varying degress of success). But all of these systems I know of involve control of the machine parts by both the brain and a machine, not control of the organic parts by both.

      The Duke stuff is particularly interesting because it claims to have success in mapping primate brain signals directly into control signals. This is a big deal. Previous commercial "brainwave" systems such as IBVA, which some may bring up as "been there done that" were not so accurate, they basically were partially successful attempts to match magnetic and electrical patterns in the brain (received through the skull, using sensors attached to the head) into signals. The coolest use for this was making music or trippy graphics based on "thought patterns," for most other things it was not so good. Other systems, such as the Biomuse (which actually is very useful for people with some forms of paralysis, allowing them to control computers with their eyes, or arms - and also used for music, by Atau Tanaka), also used electromagnetic sensors, but on muscle groups.

      Lots of interesting work is being done in organism-machine interconnection. Ferdinando A. Mussa-Ivaldi of Northwestern University has a robot controlled by the brain of a lamprey eel (I think that may have been on /. before) William H. Dobelle's group in NY (www.artificialvision.com) has a blind patient which is receiving artificial vision through computer processing of the optical input from cameras being relayed into his brain (giving him currently at least edge detection - enough to navigate through normal rooms, etc.)

      Now, the twist on the Duke/MIT research is that the Internet was used as the communications medium between the brain and the robot. While this is not most useful for giving quadropalegics back some motion of themselves (they would be best served through a robotic exoskeleton for this purpose), they could telerobotically control a mobile robot to perform functions in the world for them. For someone who has great difficulties moving (and also for top-secret military experiments, I'm sure...) direct brain control of a telerobotic operator could certainly help in terms of giving them back some autonomy in grocery shopping, buying their medicines, etc. However, I think, psychologically people may have an easier time dealing with someone whose robot stays close to them - or that they wear, or that is attached to their wheelchair - at least in the short-term.

      For some interesting philosophical discussions of Cyborgs and human-computer direct interfacing, see, among others, Hans Moravec, Donna Haraway, and the late Alexander Chislenko (http://www.lucifer.com/~sasha/home.html) - all of whom I don't necessarily agree with 100%, but have some interesting things to say...

      Here are Dr. Nicolelis' web sites, if you want to read more than just NYT about his work:
      http://nicolelis.neuro.duke.edu/
      http://www.neuro.duke.edu/faculty/Nicoleli/Nicol eli.htm
      ...And Dr. Srinivasan at MIT:
      http://webrle.mit.edu/rlestaff/p-srin.htm

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    5. Re:Vice versa by Lonesmurf · · Score: 2

      Ya man, that's no joke.

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    6. Re:Vice versa by while · · Score: 2

      I was thinking something more along the lines a remote X session. Do monkeys prefer KDE or GNOME?

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    7. Re:Vice versa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hmm, headlines in NY Times, Nov. 15 edition, 2002 "Cyborg Monkeys Storm Microsoft Compound". According to the article the "monkeys made strange laughter like sounds and threw 'debris' at the Marketing department". Oddly enough, the monkey's brains were all running a "customized linux kernel"....

    8. Re:Vice versa by 3-State+Bit · · Score: 1
      Well, you don't need to have anything to do with the brain to get the monkey's limbs to move. Remember the old frog-legs-on-the-electric-line? Well, it's easy enough to implant such lines in muscles in such a way that you can coerce them into jerking taught to a quantified extent, without being hurtful to the host of the muscle.

      So how do I have the misfortune of knowing this? Well, let's just allude vaguely to some bet that didn't exist anyway, so hush, and fifty monkeys that wouldn't quite sit and type Shakespeare of their own accord.

    9. Re:Vice versa by while · · Score: 1

      Yeah, monkeys are newbies :)

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    10. Re:Vice versa by PD · · Score: 3

      Just make damn sure that when you debug you mount a scratch monkey

    11. Re:Vice versa by TKarrde98 · · Score: 1

      This has actually been done as part of treatment programs for paralized people.

      It seems to me that is the point of the original article. I wonder how breakthrough this study is, getting a monkey to move a robot, if someone else is already making brainwave-to-arm machines?

      More importantly, what does this mean for using recently deceased individuals as canon fodder in the next ground war?

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    12. Re:Vice versa by Trollificus · · Score: 1
      High tech voodoo baby, yeeeeah!
      No more rain dancing, cursed dolls or sacrificial lambs to make some guy's heart explode.
      I'll be able to flip a switch and play with the remote control. ;)

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    13. Re:Vice versa by Lazarus+Short · · Score: 3
      Yes! This has actually been done as part of treatment programs for paralized people. (Here's one example.)

      The computer in question was taking it's cues from the patient's brain waves, though. The armies of monkeys with robotic brains are still a long ways off, mainly due to the difficulties in getting AI systems to do image recognition, which is quite possibly the most challenging problem in AI research today.

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  32. Sony is doomed... by Daemosthenes · · Score: 2

    Sure beats the hell out of Aibo, I guess.


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    1. Re:Sony is doomed... by OceanBarb · · Score: 1

      Guess this gives a whole new meaning to the phrase web monkey .

    2. Re:Sony is doomed... by Lazarus+Short · · Score: 1

      Well, I think the cost of monkey brains should keep this off the general market for a while. (And you thought the Aibo was overpriced.)

      Besides, I don't think this'd make an appropriate toy for children. You do know what monkeys do all day long, don't you? ;)



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  33. Related annectdote by Trinition · · Score: 2
    I don't remember if I learned of this on the news, net or radio, but...

    There was a professor at some university like MIT who embedded a chip into his arm. The chip relayed the nervous signals in his arm back to a computer which recorded them. He was later able to play thos signals back to his arm to reproduce the movements he had made earlier in the day.

    Similar idea, slightly different application.

  34. Oh yeah! by glebite · · Score: 1

    And now, we can have a room full of monkey brains teleoperate arms typing on typewriters on the exterior of the soon-to-be abandoned space station Mir, working on reproducing the entire works of Shakespeare!

    Only this time, in the absence of atmosphere (less drag) and in microgravity! Woooo!

    But seriously though, with the advances in neural-interfaces such as this, we might approach Implant technology as in Niven & Pournelle's Oath of Fealty - the ultimate PDA! Palm is doomed when compared with Implants.

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  35. ILFM by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

    Could this lead to the development of an ILFM (Inter-Labratory Fecal Missile)? This could be a huge step in the monkey / lab assistant arms race.

  36. repost by Dr.+Tom · · Score: 2

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=00/11/15/161236 &mode=thread

  37. Re:The obligatory partners link.... by treke · · Score: 1

    You mean the one that doesn't work?
    treke

  38. i wonder if it was a barrett robot arm by Danger+Fan · · Score: 1

    hmmmm...interesting. my roommate works for barrett. i'll have to ask him

  39. Whoa, there. Always mount a Scratch Monkey. by McAdder · · Score: 2
    This article details a tragic incident involving monkeys and vaxen. Here's an excerpt to help you decide if its worth reading:

    'Well, diagnostics for disk drives are designed to shake up the equipment. But monkey brains are not designed to handle the electrical signals they received. You can imagine the convulsions that resulted. Two of the monkeys were stunned, and three died. The Digital engineer needed to be calmed down; he was going to call the Humane Society. This became known as the Great Dead Monkey Project, and it leads of course to the aphorism I use as my motto: You should not conduct tests while valuable monkeys are connected, so "Always mount a scratch monkey."'

    On a nearly related note, (Now that I think about it), this year's presedential election could be described as a race between "Curious George and The Man With The Big Yellow Hat."

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  40. Logical next step by karlm · · Score: 1
    The logical next step is to take an animal that has limited motor function at birth (are there such animals, besides humans?) and also put electrodes into an appropriate sensory area of the brain, preferably tactile. Then the animal can get force-feedback signals from the robot. If the arm is within sight of the animal, it should learn to use the robot just like another limb. A monkey with a bionic third arm, how cool is that?

    &lt humor style=bad&gt
    And if we gave the robot a human-like hand, and taught the monkey to type... (Insert favorite reference to 10,000 monkeys typing randomly for 10,000 years.)(Absolutely do not use the B word).
    &lt/humor&gt

    Karl

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  41. A robot arm? by SweenyTod · · Score: 1

    I guess it probably beats lying on your own arm till it goes numb.

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  42. Re:MESSAGE FROM MONKEY by kazzuya · · Score: 1

    ahahaha cool
    I think the doctor didn't like it and punished you with an Offtopic 8(

  43. Re:disgusting by saBBath · · Score: 1

    To Hikahi, I am so extremely sorry that my rude reply appeared underneath yours. I was in fact replying to the "annonymous coward" who was insulting animal rights activists without any real reason. Anyway, as a vegan myself, I think that I would have a hard time accepting the medicine that you have mentioned, but I'm sure that when push would come to shove, I would end up accepting it. I would feel pretty bad about it though. my apologies once more. XsaBBathX

  44. Mojo Jojo by miniwookie · · Score: 1

    Clearly this is just another evil plot by Mojo Jojo to control us all with remote control cybernetic robots.

  45. In an unrelated story... by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 2
    Researchers at Duke University are also working on giving /. editors robotic eyes, so they can better spot and prevent duplicate stories...

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  46. love me not by toddhoff · · Score: 1

    "The research offers some hope to paralyzed people" It unfortunately doesn't offer much hope for monkeys.

  47. Yes! by Greyfox · · Score: 2

    Now Furious George can go on that robot-arm assisted killing spree he's always wanted! The Man in the Yellow Hat is going to regret calling HIM a BAD MONKEY!

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  48. Other Potential by Evernight · · Score: 2
    Wonder if this thing would be sophisticated enough for defusing a bomb? Or scale it down to work on objects too small for human fingers to handle. Gem cutting and surgery spring to mind. Sure robotics already allow this to a degree, but think of the versatility and control.

    Then again, I have enough trouble keeping my joystick calibrated... ;)

  49. Need Input by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you don't have any feedback from the system, the brain does not realize it is controling the movements. No input= equivalent to dream state. I will be interested sensory input is pipelined directly to the brain . Until then, control depends on correlating brain activity with sensation.

    They could have had the monkey in a room with a banana and just monitored its brain signals as it manipulated its arm. That would have correlation.

    I'm all for someone electricuting the pleasure center of my brain, where is the sign up sheet?

  50. Boo hoo by FunOne · · Score: 2

    We'll we really only have two choices for testing medical devices. Florida and monkeys. But Florida can be taken out by a big hurricane and then we'd be left with nothing. So, I chose the monkeys.

    We test things on animals so we DONT HURT HUMANS.
    If Bobo having wires in his brain puts us closer to helping disabled people then HOOK HIM UP.

    Or you can tell the quadraplegics that the reason they still cant do anything, even with all our technology, is because giving them a semi-normal life would hurt an animal.
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    1. Re:Boo hoo by marx · · Score: 1

      point me at the animal bill of rights, written by the animal(s). could you?

      Severely mentally disabled people can't write bills of rights either, nor understand them. Yet they have rights. According to your argument, they would have no rights. Does this sound like a good system?

    2. Re:Boo hoo by fredrik70 · · Score: 2

      Sorry mate, no offence, but that's bull. Nature didn't give *anyone* a right to live. THose rights you think of is artificial, cuddly, nice rights that sure would be nice if they were enforced, but natures is f***ing cruel, hyenas eat their prey while it's still alive, where's the rights and wrongs?

      Sureyou might believe that animals have a right to live, etc, but that's your opinion, other people and predators might not give a toss about what you think.

      I don't like animal testing just in order to develop some bloody schampoo or something, but this testing got a very valid medical point. and in the end if it's between me and the monkey, I think I'd prefer the monkey to die... Not a nice thought, but if I got to be honest...

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    3. Re:Boo hoo by mrfunnypants · · Score: 1

      Ohhhhh man this was just great, please someone mod this up I can't remeber the last time I laughed so much :)

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    4. Re:Boo hoo by Anne+Marie · · Score: 2

      Yes, but it's not that simple. We can all agree that humans have a right not to be killed by each other, and yet there are all sorts of exceptions to that right as it is understood in contemporary American legal jurisprudence: self-defense, sovereign immunity, military action, etc.

      Property is not an absolute right. The 5th and 14th amendments allow eminent domain and takings as long as there is just compensation. In your disease example, the government would "purchase" the cure at its fair market value. It happens all the time with less melodramatic examples (like Nixon's papers from his presidency, which were recently bought in a legal settlement with the Federal government).

      Even if you think animals merely have a "qualified" prima-facie right to their lives, you still have a burden to show that normal human practices in the absence of great catastrophe or necessity can override those rights. By relegating it to the status of "mere psychological pleasantry, not a right", you're just begging the question as to what sort of rights animals have in the first place.

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    5. Re:Boo hoo by mrfunnypants · · Score: 1

      :/****** I am so sad, as stated: BOO HOO! For someone who does not know me you prejudge rather quickly.

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  51. This is the wrong link. by TheDullBlade · · Score: 2

    They should have sent you to the project homepage, where you can assist in the distributed training effort by sending stimulation to the pain centers of the monkey's brain when it screws up.

    This is the more important part of the project. While only a few people are paralysed, most end up having disobedient children.

    Unfortunately, they've been having little success in meeting their first objective: teaching the monkey not to curl up in a little ball and scream every time it's hooked up to the arm.

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    1. Re:This is the wrong link. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Um, no offence, but what a load of shit! I'm sure that when you learned to walk, you had more than a few painful learning experiences. That's the only way to learn.

      When I administer feedback to a neural network, I suppose you may as well call that stimulating its "pain centers." But this is not sadism, it's life. When I'm done training it, and the weights are frozen, it can no longer change. I don't know if this is analogous to a state of perfect bliss, but I do know it is like death.

      Life is pain.

      (Then again, maybe I'm just a little pissed off that my oven just gave me a little refesher course in the importance of wearing oven mitts.)

  52. Probability by the+dweeb · · Score: 3

    Given an infinite number of monkey brains and an infinite number of robotic arms, could GM finally build a decent automobile?

  53. Explanation by rmcgehee · · Score: 1

    I had the pleasure of working recently at Duke University's Dept. of Neuroscience and can give all of you an idea of exactly what went on in the Nicolelis lab. For any action that we make, whether it be an arm curl or a leg extension, our brain neurons fire in a specific pattern--specific neurons in our motor cortex fire for specific actions. Using an electrode touching a neural cell, a research is able to check for whether neuron has fired. In the recent field of multielectrode physiology, large numbers of electrodes are surgically implanted into points throughout the motor cortex. From this, a mathematical model can be created to map the pattern of neuron firings when a movement is carried out. Thus, one can train a computer to essentially read brain activity. In the lab's first significant multielectrode experiment, they put a rat in a specially designed cage. The rat was only presented with water when it hit a lever on the side of the cage. To do this, the rat must first extend its arm. Researchers at Duke modelled the arm movement the rat made using implanted electrodes. After a time of "learning," the researcheres were eventually able to disconnect the lever from the water supply entirely, and instead connect the "thought pattern" to the water supply. The rat would get water only when its neurons fired to tell it to extend its arm to press the lever (which at first was essentially the same thing as extending its arm since the rat can't move its arm without thinking about it). Unexpectedly, though after some time the rat began to learn that it was not the lever press that was controlling the water at all. The rat began to learn to control water release by thinking instead of moving. The rat, in effect, learned the thought pattern it needed to produce to get water. From here, Miguel Nicolelis et al. achieved the much more complicated task of modelling movement in both space and time. Instead of just checking for a certain neural firing pattern, a model was needed for three dimensional arm movement. By restraining the monkey to movement in one direction, the researchers were able to model the deconsructed arm movement (i.e. what patterns are created to move the arm up, which patterns to move the arm left). Finally, the neuronal firing models could be reconstructed, and the entire movement modelled. To make the experiment *extra* interesting, the Duke researchers collaborated with MIT researchers to create a robotic arm in Boston, connected to Duke via the internet, which followed the directions that the computer model described. Thus the monkey moved his arm left in real time, and the robotic arm moved its arm left in real time. The implications of these experiments are unreal. Imagine driving a car without using your hands or feet, or giving an amputee a new arm. Heck, one can even imagine that a super-brain could conceivably control an entire zombie body. Some argue that it is likely that humans do not have the brain capacity to control an independent appendage--we may need to give up a part of our brain used for something else. But, who knows! One of us could be the next octopus man, or a candidate for the next cyborg. Robert McGehee

  54. Re:monkeybrained robot arm by 72beetle · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the vote of confidence. I seem to lose karma almost every time I make a single-line comment these days. Ah well. It was not meant as a troll.

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  55. Wait a minute... by GodHead · · Score: 1

    I don't see any benefit to allowing a monkey to control the limbs of a paralysis victim. Thoughts? Anyone?

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  56. Re:The obligatory partners link.... by gatekeep · · Score: 1

    Err, no it doesn't. It still requires registration, but WILL take you to the article if you're registered.

  57. Wait till the Pr0N industry gets ahold of this by enrico_suave · · Score: 1

    Then we'll come up with really interesting next step applications for this technology...

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  58. Re:Games? by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 1
    Why not hook up this monkey into Quake and see what he's made of!!

    NO! We don't want to be teaching cyborg monkeys how to kill humans! Talk about irresponsible research...
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  59. But... by glowingspleen · · Score: 2

    Yeah, but can it play soccer?

    (Whistle) Handball!

    Oh well, I guess it would be awesome at throw-ins...

  60. Finally! An excuse for sports! by Myriad · · Score: 2
    Jock: wassamaddawishshoe? You dinna catch the ball!!

    Geek: Are you kidding me? Check this out, I just pinged my arm - what do you expect me to do with a latency like that?

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  61. On the other hand... by gvonk · · Score: 1

    Why haven't we trained monkeys to defuse bombs already?



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  62. I'm not sure why this is big news by Sheeple+Police · · Score: 2

    I mean, wired monkeys have been controlling things over the net for ages. Ok, sure, we call them AOLers and First Posters (or "Management", if you want to be really brutal), but that's an issue of semantics which shouldn't be discussed. I wonder though, how that would compare w/ those new internet enabled sex suits (ugh, wheres the Yahoo! Magazine w/ the link when you need it) I'll avoid the obvious word puns though.

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  63. What's more amazing... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Is how a geek news website can be operated by thousands of monkey brains every day.

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  64. Re:bah! you tricked me by nekid_singularity · · Score: 1

    interesting how dated that seems today, isn't it? A 60 dollar Duron would seem to be a lot cheaper than a person (Cost of education, and of upbringing), and would be a lot faster, too!

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  65. the process by zencode · · Score: 1
    maybe we could hook it up to a floridian to ...aw, nevermind.

    My .02,

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  66. MOFO KNOWS by The+Cunctator · · Score: 2

    Aw, this is nothing. Scientists back in the 80's hooked up a gorilla brain to a voice synthesizer and various sensory apparatus and created MOFO the Psychic Gorilla. People have been discussing the amazing psychic powers of MOFO the Psychic Gorilla for years on the IRC channel #Mofo (and before that on the Mofo BBS).

    Stupid monkey-brain-controlled robotic arm. I've seen a gorilla-brain-controlled voice synthesizer with amazing psychic powers, and a dry, sarcastic wit.

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  67. BattleBots by Seumas · · Score: 2

    I would like to see monkey brains controlling BattleBots. What could be moer entertaining than strapping a monkey brain with some electrodes to a 500lb death machine?
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  68. Re:Option to ignore NY Times stories on Slashdot? by DreamerFi · · Score: 1

    There's always tricks. In case of the NYT, replace "www" in the url with "channel" and you don't have to register.

  69. Lamprey eel brain in a jar drives robot... by victim · · Score: 2

    At Northwestern University Medical School they have removed lamprey eel brains, stuck them in oxygen rich saline solution, wired them to a little robot with complete with light sensors, and let it drive around the lab either seeking or avoiding light.

    This has just got B movie science fiction coolness all over it. I wonder if they can make the saline solution bubble like it did in all the movies of the brains in jars?

    (They are mostly studying how to make connections to the brain and how the brain adapts to those connections. The little robot is probably just for media pizzaz or the grad students got drunk and made a bet.)

    Whole article is at sciencenews.org.

  70. Re:bah! you tricked me by victim · · Score: 2

    Search further down the page for "lamprey eel". Its a brain-in-jar project.

  71. Great, but can they... by wheel · · Score: 1
    control my lego mindstorm?!

    Or better yet... if the signals pass over the 'net, then howabout monkeys setting my internet-appliance Thermostat!

  72. Re:How ironic! by tewwetruggur · · Score: 1
    please allow me to direct you, dear putz, to my generous helping of flames (as I'm sure it is now labelled) under the "Iridium Saved?" article. The lovely passage is named "Yeah, yeah, yeah..", which, mind you, is not an early Beatles reference.

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  73. Monkey Head Transplant by nachoworld · · Score: 2

    This story reminded me of the good old Rhesus monkey head transplant. Dr. White did it 30 years ago and now he wants to do it for a human head. The monkey lived for 8 days.

    Most relevant and most interesting of the linked article is the section on Longer Life for the Paralyzed.

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  74. Re:Possibly I don't get it... by William+Aoki · · Score: 1

    As I understand it, the robot arm makes the same motions as one of the monkey's arms, so when the monkey decides to move its arm up, the robot arm goes up, when the monkey arm goes down the robot arm follows, etc. It seems more or less to be sophisticated pattern matching - the computer figures out what the monkey's doing to its arm by reading input from electrodes in the brain and moves the robot arm accordingly

    Their next experiment will involve the monkey learning how to use the arm - according to the CNN article they plan to have a restrained monkey feed itself with a robot arm.

  75. Option to ignore NY Times stories on Slashdot? by B747SP · · Score: 2
    User settings for slashdot allow me to ignore a whole range of topics, authors, subjects, etc. There isn't an option to allow me to ignore/not-see articles that require me to register/login to see the link?

    I'd like the option to exclude stories that refer to articles on the NY Times in my slashdot config please.

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  76. Games? by James+Foster · · Score: 1

    OK... so the monkey sees the arm, right? and can move it... Why not hook up this monkey into Quake and see what he's made of!! Hehe... seriously though, why not? It would be very interesting to see what another animal would do when faced with the possibility of moving like a human.

  77. vr? by Punto · · Score: 1
    we could also use this to move not a robot, but a character in a vr world.

    [insert Matrix joke here]

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  78. Re:Free registration crap by DreamerFi · · Score: 2

    replace "www" with "channel" in any NYT link, and you don't have to spend the 20 secs...

  79. Yeah but... by PhatKat · · Score: 1

    can they phase the robotic arms completely out of the picture and connect the monkeys right up to the typewriters?

    Image a beowolf cluster of those things. America's next Best seller, here I come!

  80. I know it's gross, but... by mdtrent3 · · Score: 1

    ``It was as if the monkey had a 600-mile-long virtual arm.''

    Maybe i'm just a sick fuck...but my guess is people will come up with a few other applications for this (i know a few creeps who would be interested in having a 600-mile-long virtual.. well, you get the idea)
    And it'll certainly be paired with rather expensive website subscriptions...

    (Like NO ONE else thought it!? geez...)

  81. Re:Disgusting... by TKarrde98 · · Score: 3

    People find it acceptable to cut the helpless animal open, attach wires to it, study it, and then likely euthanised it.

    Actually, they probably will monitor it for a long time to monitor the long-term effects of the electrodes on the monkey's brain.

    As for using monkeys instead of humans, there are laws against using humans for high-risk experiments such as this which imply manslaughter to Murder-1. Monkeys, no matter how unfortunate it seems, are not proteced by laws regarding manslaughter. Since primate physiology is the most similar to humans, it makes sence to use a monkey to test the system first. This way they can prove it's relative safety to the Feds before practicing on a human and avoid being attacked for murder by the AMA and FBI.

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    If this was being done to a dog, or a *gasp* human...

    Are you volunteering? Step up to the plate. If you're going to condemn the scientific community for not being willing to use human subjects, then you had better be willing to be a subject!

    This happened once, by the way. There was a doctor by the name of Erich Hippke in the early 1940's, working in a little Bavarian village by the name of Dachau-- perhaps you've heard of it? Jews and political prisoners became the unwilling human subjects of a curious surgeon who wanted to know just how much strain the human body could take before dying.

    He exposed his "lab animals" (to use your term) to extreme cold, vacuums, severe impacts, etc., all in the name of science, and for the benefit of the Third Reich. Twins were of special usefulness, because if one died, he would have a second subject who was nearly identical for a control group.

    And the most convenient part was, there was no need to euthanize the subjects, because his experiments killed every one sooner or later....

    There's a lot to think about before you begin advocating human test subjects!

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  82. Re:Free registration crap by mrfunnypants · · Score: 1

    wow, it worked!

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  83. Response time by perdida · · Score: 1

    ``When we initially conceived the idea of using monkey brain signals to control a distant robot across the Internet, we were not sure how variable delays in signal transmission would affect the outcome...it worked out beautifully,'' said Srinivasan."

    Exactly what is the response time? Is it quick enough for the brain-controlled battle mechs we see in so much science fiction? Also, is there any long-term damage to the brain from tbe implants, the electricity, abnormal patterns, etc?

    1. Re:Response time by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      The software actually "learns" what the monkey will do next, they say that the lag time has been cut down to 0 because the robot anticipates what the monkey will do. If this wasn't over the internet, the robot would probably do what the monkey does right before he does it.


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    2. Re:Response time by Lazarus+Short · · Score: 1
      On the long-term damage issue... the article on CNN mentions that "One of the monkeys had as many as 96 electrodes implanted in its brain for two years", and quotes one of the scientists as saying "The reliability of this system and the long-term viability of the electrodes lead us to believe that this paradigm could eventually be used to help paralyzed people restore some motor function,".

      I'd take that as a pretty good sign.

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  84. How ironic! by tewwetruggur · · Score: 2
    Why, just the other day, I was thinking of having MY brain wired up to a monkey in Las Vegas, via my cell phone. Then I thought instead to have my brain wired up to a stock broker's, just to see how truly fucked up their version of reality really is. But, then again, I thought why not just have my brain wired up to some porn starlet? And I'll tall you why not... because that would be somewhat fucked up, that's why.

    Hey, next, let's wire up a monkey's ass to a minefield... that could prove amusing for at least 5 minutes... or better yet, lets fuckin' wire up a whole bunch of monkeys to Brad Pitt for no good reason at all other than to say that we've done it.

    OR... we could wire up some scientists to a high voltage / high amperage source and watch all the fun. And when we're done, we can blame it on PETA as we hit some lame-o corp. CEO in the face with a shit pie!

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    1. Re:How ironic! by TKarrde98 · · Score: 1

      Rrgh! Somebody moderate this flamebaiter!

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  85. Free registration crap by QuantumG · · Score: 1

    man.. The most interesting part of that article was the 20 seconds it took me to figure out a username and pass that worked. If NYT put a restriction that you can't have your username as your password I'd be screwed.

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  86. Now _that's_ telecommuting! by cornice · · Score: 1

    Telecommuting finally for "manual" laborers.

  87. HUH? What does this research offer? by WuTangClanner · · Score: 2

    What does this research offer paralyzed people? The ability to have a monkey control their limbs from thousands of miles away??


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  88. The REAL story by bifurcation · · Score: 1

    For those of you who are interested in learning more than what the Times gives, the full write-up is in this week's Nature (free registration required). I would link to it, but the way they have their CGI stuff set up complicates things. To find it, go to Nature's website, then follow the Contents link on the right, then go to this week's magazine; the article is titled "Neural engineering: Real brains for real robots", it's in the News and Views section, and it starts on page 305. Happy reading....

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  89. Wokes pretty well, too by Zoyd · · Score: 1

    No, wait, it was working up until a few minutes ago. Apparently the monkey's arm was censored by PornSweeper. Oh well. Should've used SSH...

  90. how many monkey's didn't this work on first? by irishmikev · · Score: 1

    I hate to sound like a PETA freak, but I wonder how many failures resulted in brain damaged or dead monkeys before this one worked. Maybe none, but that's something that's a part of experimentation that never gets described in articles like this. I understand that for problems like test vaccines against new diseases we need very nearly human test subjects, but doesn't this seem just a little different? It would be fantastic if this offers a doorway into new technologies that help victims of paralysis lead fuller lives somehow, but I just hope that non-paralyzed normal monkeys weren't turned into veggies. Just my .02.

  91. The paralysed people are ecstatic! by TheDullBlade · · Score: 5

    Finally, instead of having their filthy trained monkeys get their grubby hands all over the food the eat and throwing their feces all over the place, they can get nice, hygenic trained monkey brains-in-jars with clean robotic arms to do their chores.

    In the immortal words of Abe Simpson, "Oh son! This monkey's gonna to change my life! ... Mmm, I can't wait to eat that monkey!"

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    1. Re:The paralysed people are ecstatic! by bughunter · · Score: 2
      Funny you quoted the Simpsons.

      I was searching the web for more info on this story last nite, and entering the keywords "monkey brain robot" into the Duke and MIT search engines. I felt like Homer Simpson let loose on Google.

      Oooh, monkey brain robots! Doh!

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  92. Imagine the Tech Support on this in the future.... by zombieking · · Score: 1

    User finally connects to a representative after being on hold for an hour.

    Tech Support: "Hello, this is John at Armz and Legz Tech support."

    User: "Um... I cant get up."

    Tech Support: "Can you wiggle your toes?"

    User: "Nope".

    Tech Support: [pauses] "Let me transfer you to Teir 2 support. I have to admit, this is my first day on the job. They will be able to further assist you. I'll put a trouble ticket in for them to work on. You should be up and walking in no time..."


    ...and user finally is up and walking after 3 weeks...

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  93. Robotic Monkey Arm Hacked. by Moosifer · · Score: 1

    Three MIT students were killed yesterday, and one was severely injured when a robotic arm controlled by a monkey 600 miles away was compromised by a buffer-overflow exploit.

    "Maybe we shouldn't have been running fingerd," stated Lars Bjorjensen, the student who survived the attack. Lars is in critical, but stable condition, and pledges to continue development on the project.

    Lars added "I guess I should have known something was wrong the arm scrawled 'Free Kevin!' on the whiteboard. I mean, he's already free, isn't he?"

  94. Re:Not the first time by ^chuck^ · · Score: 1

    I know what you are talking about, I saw a very similar article a couple of years ago in a computer rag. Couldn't find that much on details either, but it was fastenating if it (fingers crossed) wasn't vapor ware. It seems plausible enough. Stick electrodes in brain, describe movement to patient, patient attempts (fails) but synapses go off, triggering little impulses to allow the movement of stuff. No controlling that would be hard (but oh so user friendly).

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  95. Re:What the article didn't mention: by TKarrde98 · · Score: 1

    Not surprisingly, readers on slashdot applaud this "advancement."

    And others condemn any advancement outright. Reply: "Boo hoo" is right-- this is an important breakthrough. I think there is something to entering thsi research with CAUTION, though. Marc Stiegler's The Gentle Seduction comes to mind. How far are we willing to go with technology, so long as it comes on slowly?

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  96. What about feedback potential? by TKarrde98 · · Score: 1

    THe awful cynic in me must surface at some point...

    So, what happens when the electronics backfire? A circuit in my brain is controlling an object, which slips and grounds itself, or a faulty wire causes a feedback loop. How big do ehte capacitors need to be to prevent feedback loops from frying my brain?

    Granted, this is supposed to be used to control one's own paralyzed body... Suppose they develop a servant robot instead? As with the Matrix (because I'm sure it will eventually be suggested, so why not by me first?), you plug your brain-to-computer link in to the system, and viola! you're in an alternate body. What happens when you forget that it's not your real body, and it steps in front of a semi?

    There are a lot of kinks to work out here, I think, before the system will be safe enough to be practical.

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  97. Haxor by durstann · · Score: 1

    I wonder what the IP of the monkey brain is. WOOOH. I AM 733t H4x0r. I Own joo monkey-brain. I mean seriously. What kind of security is on that monkey. Sounds like a job for Jeff K.

  98. disgusting by saBBath · · Score: 1

    That's disgusting. Using monkeys in this kind of research is purely inhumane. Maybe they ought to use people instead ... I guess some people don't like to see the cost at which the progression of science comes.

  99. Gaming Applications... by redragon · · Score: 1

    All I have to say is that mouse aiming is a thing of the past! Screw this keyboard and mouse crap!

    Hell, Bust-a-groove with something like that!

    So can the monkey move the arm without moving? Or can it think about moving it's arm and have the arm move? If you've gotta do calisthenics to get the robot to move, however, if I can just think about doing something...

    I think about doing homework all the time...

    C

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  100. Possibly I don't get it... by Latent+IT · · Score: 1

    How do they know that the brain is really controlling the robot arm? Since it is a monkey, and the arm is 600 miles away, I doubt the monkey is manipulating the arm and using it to pick banannas. What evidence do they have that the arm isn't moving essentially randomly, or just picking up electrical signals from the brain that can't be willfully controlled?

    And, since I'm on the subject, doesn't it seem like they stuck the internet there just for the heck of it? I think their experiment would me so much more useful if the monkey could SEE the robot, and maybe "learn" how to use it. I mean, the internet is cool, but we all know we can make stuff move by clicking in a browser already.

  101. Login/Pass for NYTIMES by Sadfsdaf · · Score: 2

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  102. Article on same research on WebMD by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 2

    http://my.webmd.com/living_better_content/him/arti cle/1728.64278

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  104. Re:Reverse-engineering the brain by loose_change · · Score: 1

    I am a neuroscientist...

    Trust me, we're trying, but the hack is more than wiring. There are modulations at almost every connection, connections that change, changes in gene expression that alter connection properties, etc. etc.

    Imagine trying to reverse-engineer a Soviet sub built in 2000 if you're in the 1920's. You'd have some clue about metallurgy and electronics, but the whole integrated circuit on a chip would be problematic. You'd have to invent scanning electron microscopes just to see what's there. We're still making better measuring tools for the brain, and integrating the data we have.

    Sinister technology for brain hacking? It exists. Look no further than Madison Avenue or a Speilburg movie.

  105. Uh oh, folks.... *big, shit eating grin* by ins_novelhandle_here · · Score: 1

    Well, I'd like to say that it's a damned fine day to be an American, ladies & gentlemen...

    Man, I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks the likes of which I haven't experienced since I was five and turned on the ol' tele to see Linda Blair doin' the matress mambo with a religious icon. Seriously, you thought nukes were messed up... wait 'till the powers that be have an army of shit-flinging, banana craving, masturbating robot-monkeys!!!

    Okay, okay; I'll admit that this particular manifestation of the technology isn't any reason to be scared... YET. But, just wait; someday someone's gonna think of some really nasty ca-ca to use this for (scratch that, I just had a few million). What I mean is, someone with the means and the desire to misuse this is gonna... and it won't be pretty ;D.

    Seriously, the guys in the armed forces are probably shitting their pants right now; 'Monkey remotely controls robot arm' is close enough to 'Human controlling robotics', and I'm sure it can't be that much of a leap from monkey to your average GI. (Biologically speakin' guys; no offense to any GI's ;D> ). And that reduces war to QuakeTM... you get blown up? Boot up another 'bot and have another go! Yeee-haw! Are we having fun yet?!? Shit, I'd sign up;).

    And that's the LEAST of my personal concerns... you think privacy's tough NOW? Shit, if you don't want to give out any info, stay off the net. But they're making 'bots smaller and smaller... one day soon, that 'Mouse' is gonna have an uplink to somebody's data central.

    It's prob'ly just me lyin' to myself, trying to get a warm fuzzy about imminent doom, but I'm hoping that either it won't come to that or that I'll get into that stuff myself. Me, I'm thinking it'll be a cold day in hell for #1, #2 has a slightly better chance. But even so, I'm taking yoga right now so when the time comes to kiss our collective asses goodbye, I'll manage quite well.

    Or maybe I just need some sleep ;D.

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  106. yay by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 1

    truly, this monkey is the first real webmonkey... now we just need (infinity - 1) more wired monkeys and we'll have the works of shakespeare in no time.
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  107. Actually... by TheDullBlade · · Score: 1

    It's a joke. J-O-K-E

    And my karma is holding at about 150. If I wanted the highest karma possible, I would have quit posting when the karma ban started.

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  108. monkey want a banana by ChronoX · · Score: 1

    First off I think it's cool that they are doing stuff like this to help people. No one really wants to be stuck in a wheelchair all their life. Second, it's amazing what science can do today, robotics has really been picking up lately in the past few years. Who knows, we may have cyborgs by 2020 or something.

    I have a joke too: A little boy named Timmy in Los Angeles was born without the ability to walk. He Prayed and prayed to God everyday so that maybe he could walk. One day a miracle happened God himself heard the prayer and came back to Timmy with a resounding NO!

  109. Try it. by TheDullBlade · · Score: 1

    Go ahead, try hooking up something, anything that matters to you to an internet interface where any idiot can cause damage, and see if you aren't curled up in a ball and screaming within hours.

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  110. Re:Bobo by b0z · · Score: 1
    I think you should be a writer for slashdot. Get rid of Katz and put you in instead. I loved that post. You were serious and pulling people along, thinking of things to argue against, as well as making statements to start a debate, then at the very end you made the "Bobo" statement. That's fantastic work. It is the slashdot posting equivelant to "The Usual Suspects." I've read some other posts from you, and other than the ones that would be marked "karma whore" they are pretty funny.

    Whether you are male, female, signal11 or not is unimportant. You amuse me. Thanks.

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  111. Monkey monitor by tolldog · · Score: 2

    I wonder if the monkey brain knows it is controling some limb. Can he see this limb move? Is there some sort of web cam for the monkey-bot arm?

    I guess what I am asking is:

    Can monkey see what monkey do?

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  112. Apache in a brain by rasty · · Score: 1

    I think the hardest part was installing Apache in the monkey's brain... can it do PHP?

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  114. Reverse-engineering the brain by karzan · · Score: 2
    This is great, it's the kind of stuff they should be doing--reverse-engineering the brain can lead to innumerable advances, everything from artificial limbs that can feel and work just like real ones to artificial eyes, to even completely interfering with the spinal cord protocol to produce a truly immersive virtual reality.

    The thing I don't understand about it is, why is it taking so long? I know that the brain and the nervous system are extraordinarily complex, and that they are analog rather than digital to further complicate things, but we are able to reverse-engineer things like Soviet submarines and other-companies'-microchips relatively quickly and fairly often. These are pretty complex and they don't come with design documents. Why isn't there a larger effort to actually document things like "the optic nerve protocol" or "the spinal cord protocol"? The benefits to having such specifications for the human nervous system would be unimaginable.

    Of course, there are a lot of complications involved as well--as soon as you begin to manipulate the nervous system you can begin to manipulate reality. When we (or the state) can change what people see and hear directly, things begin to get real sticky, real fast.

    The thing that scares me is that it is inevitable--the nervous system is bound to be cracked someday. What happens when it does? What is going to protect us from sinister uses of the technology? Will the benefits outweigh the risks?

  115. Re:Not the first time by Daemosthenes · · Score: 3

    Here is a link talking about the keyboard and the thought controlled cursor, but I don't know if it is exactly the case you're talking about. The stuff about the thought controlled cursor is about a third of the way down the page.


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  116. Give a new meaning by jjr · · Score: 1

    To the game monkey in the middle. Imagine when they are start using this in human beings that will be a scary thought.