The user dashboard loosely resembles Microsoft Outlook
Well see now they're behind the curve again and they are going to have to redo the whole system as a giant screen covered with monochromatic rectangles containing enigmatic ideograms in order to keep up with the 21st century.
I tried to study Lenin, but I got arrested when I tried to break the glass surrounding his desiccated corpse.
Speaking of worker's revolution, you should have seen the call center after I told the drones that I was cutting them back to one bathroom break per eight hour shift. Well they were livid let me tell you! One guy even threatened to quit so I fired him for cause.
Now that was a revolution!
The Earth's gravity bends the laser beam so that it can shoot targets over the horizon.
Haven't you ever hear of Einstein?! Duh!
Gravity Lensing! Duh!!
I agree! For our first act of civil disobedience aimed at bringing down the imperialists, howabout lets go stand in front of this laser to prevent its firing!
Or on second thought, you do that -- I'll go protest as close as I can get to the Pentagon.
That will be effective because the U.S. Military isn't willing to spend the money required to mine to the large amounts of rare earth elements in the U.S.
Uhhhhh....
I've had all sort of trouble with bloat of all kinds since I turned 40. You name it, it's become bloated: buffers, bellies, butts, pretty much everything.
but the rest of us know that Apple is over-priced, under-specced and your toys are made by exploiting children in sweatshops
Now that's just not true. Apple does not exploit children in sweatshops!
Apple products are made by enslaved fetuses.
Yes, it's true. Apple manufactures in China because of the large available number of unwanted female fetuses. Chinese parents want a boy to carry on the family name, but because of the one-child policy it's an iffy proposition. So Apple collects unwanted female fetuses and enslaves them. Fetal fingers are very small and can do very fine precision work. And fetuses never complain about working conditions or ask for time off.
So please stop saying that Apple exploits children. It's just not true.
Exploited children are too expensive. Enslaved fetuses are the key to Apple's superior supply chain.
Static electricity occurs when one thing rubs against another thing . Trees have a lot more surface area for the wind to rub against than empty fields.
Is that the feeling we get from sex?
You're asking this on Slashdot?
The fact that someone posting on slashdot has to ask what sex feels like doesn't surprise me at all.
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Nothing is more important than the segway.
It completely revolutionized the way cities are designed, and the way we all live.
The USA isn't terrorizing the rest of the world.
The rest of the world is terrorizing the USA.
That's why we have to fight back.
The user dashboard loosely resembles Microsoft Outlook
Well see now they're behind the curve again and they are going to have to redo the whole system as a giant screen covered with monochromatic rectangles containing enigmatic ideograms in order to keep up with the 21st century.
Well we could give them a warning laser blast followed by a conventional lethal attack.
Isn't that a football stadium weapon?
That's why this election is important.
We can solve this problem!
Collateral damage -- It happens.
I tried to study Lenin, but I got arrested when I tried to break the glass surrounding his desiccated corpse.
Speaking of worker's revolution, you should have seen the call center after I told the drones that I was cutting them back to one bathroom break per eight hour shift. Well they were livid let me tell you! One guy even threatened to quit so I fired him for cause.
Now that was a revolution!
We have lots of other things we could spend the money on,
But nothing as important
We can't let the terrorists win...
The Earth's gravity bends the laser beam so that it can shoot targets over the horizon.
Haven't you ever hear of Einstein?! Duh!
Gravity Lensing! Duh!!
I agree! For our first act of civil disobedience aimed at bringing down the imperialists, howabout lets go stand in front of this laser to prevent its firing!
Or on second thought, you do that -- I'll go protest as close as I can get to the Pentagon.
That will be effective because the U.S. Military isn't willing to spend the money required to mine to the large amounts of rare earth elements in the U.S.
Uhhhhh....
Scotch adj; a largely obsolescent adjective meaning having to do with Scotland and usually now considered pejorative (unless related to food or drink).
I just knew there was a reason I chose that word. Thanks!
Actually I think it's just run-of-the-mill affirmative action.
You have to let the minority dialect have it's own niche, however insignificant.
Because We Scotch are manly dorfs who punch trees down...
There, I've corrected that for you.
Well then what is the use of making it flexible?
Just download the newspaper to your iPad and be done with it.
This will be great for the newspaper industry.
They can roll up an e-ink display, stuff it into a plastic bag, and toss it in your driveway everyday.
The newspaper industry moves into the 21st century!!!
Fail
Dinosaurs, for example, call to mind evolution, which might upset fundamentalists...
What? Why does NYC think that fundamentalists have a problem with dinosaurs?
Noah's ark was plenty big enough for two of each kind of dinosaur baby.
I've had all sort of trouble with bloat of all kinds since I turned 40.
You name it, it's become bloated: buffers, bellies, butts, pretty much everything.
but the rest of us know that Apple is over-priced, under-specced and your toys are made by exploiting children in sweatshops
Now that's just not true. Apple does not exploit children in sweatshops!
Apple products are made by enslaved fetuses.
Yes, it's true. Apple manufactures in China because of the large available number of unwanted female fetuses. Chinese parents want a boy to carry on the family name, but because of the one-child policy it's an iffy proposition. So Apple collects unwanted female fetuses and enslaves them. Fetal fingers are very small and can do very fine precision work. And fetuses never complain about working conditions or ask for time off.
So please stop saying that Apple exploits children. It's just not true.
Exploited children are too expensive. Enslaved fetuses are the key to Apple's superior supply chain.
All my contacts upload their hash regularly.
Well... mostly on the weekends.
That might be an effective way to unify our two great nations.
Static electricity occurs when one thing rubs against another thing . Trees have a lot more surface area for the wind to rub against than empty fields.
Is that the feeling we get from sex?
You're asking this on Slashdot?
The fact that someone posting on slashdot has to ask what sex feels like doesn't surprise me at all.
...negative ion concentrations in the air were two times higher in heavily wooded areas
I am not going into the woods -- there is so much negative energy there.