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  1. Re:so, the key to amnesty... on Microsoft Offers Pirates Amnesty and Free Windows 10 Upgrades · · Score: 3, Funny

    Remind me again which pirate was sentenced to death

    Jack Sparrow.

  2. Re:Weong on NVIDIA To Install Computers In Cars To Teach Them How To Drive · · Score: 1

    "Learning from experience" is a much better analogy for what they're talking about than your example of "copying the program code over."

  3. Re:Please on Mickey Delp Makes 'Walk Up and Play' Electronic Instruments (Video) · · Score: 1

    Sure, you can have a full refund of any time and money that you were forced to spend on watching the video.

    Oh, wait, that was none.

  4. Re:smart but biased on Politics Is Poisoning NASA's Ability To Do Science · · Score: 1

    He (Bolden) didn't say it was NASA's foremost mission. He said it was perhaps the foremost of the three things that Obama asked him to get done. I think "make sure we keep flying rockets and stuff" kinda went without saying, and I'm guessing Plait understood that.

    Bolden: One, he [Obama] wanted me to help re-inspire children to want to get into science and math; he wanted me to expand our international relationships; and third, and perhaps foremost, he wanted me to find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science, math and engineering."

    And I don't see any of those three things being particularly detrimental from a science point of view, even if they also have political motivations.

  5. Re:In other news... on World's Most Powerful Laser Diode Arrays Deployed · · Score: 3, Funny

    A complimentary comment is worth to me than mod points.

    But not as much as cash, so, y'know, if you really want to show your appreciation...

  6. Oh yeah? on Politics Is Poisoning NASA's Ability To Do Science · · Score: 1

    Well, you scientists are poisoning our ability to do politics! With your studies and your so-called "facts"...

    Smite them, God! ...

    He's-a cookin' something up.

  7. In other news... on World's Most Powerful Laser Diode Arrays Deployed · · Score: 4, Funny

    World's largest cat goes mental

  8. Re:Thats it? on New 3D Printing Process Claimed To Be 25X Faster Than Current Technology · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    lose structural integrity

    That's what inertial dampers are for.

  9. Headline is technically correct on You Don't Need to Start as a Teen to be an Ethical Hacker (Video) · · Score: 1

    You Don't Need to Start as a Teen to be an Ethical Hacker

    You don't need to start as a teen to be anything. You have to start as a baby like everyone else.

  10. Re:I hope this is the type of dialog we will hear on "Hello Barbie" Listens To Children Via Cloud · · Score: 1

    Celeste: There's something wrong with what my Stacy says.
    Malibu Stacy: My Spidey Sense is tingling. Anybody call for a web-slinger?

  11. Your "for example" doesn't really work on $56,000 Speeding Ticket Issued Under Finland's System of Fines Based On Income · · Score: 1

    After all, wealthier people have been shown to drive more recklessly than those who make less money. For example Steve Jobs was known to park in handicapped spots and drive around without license plates.

    Neither of the things mentioned in the example amount to being reckless.

  12. Re:Like Black Mirror ! on SXSW: Do Androids Dream of Being You? · · Score: 1

    The Christmas Special covers the same subject, with "mindclones" enslaved to cater for their original's needs.

  13. Torque sleep? on Elon Musk Pledges To End "Range Anxiety" For Tesla Model S · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't "torque sleep" a manoeuvre for stealing the covers?

  14. Better spin up the FTL drive, just in case on Elon Musk Pledges To End "Range Anxiety" For Tesla Model S · · Score: 5, Funny

    an over-the-air software update [...] affecting the entire fleet

    Yeah. That worked really well for the twelve colonies in Battlestar Galactica.

  15. Re:Yes and No on Why There Is No Such Thing as 'Proper English' · · Score: 1

    It's most famous advice is "too omit needless words."

    Time for another read.

  16. Re:We don't have an "English Academy".... on Why There Is No Such Thing as 'Proper English' · · Score: 1

    I would say that "The Queen's English" is the reference.

    So we have to run everything past the Queen? She's an old lady!

    Point being, there is no "Queen's English" to refer to, unless you're invited to Buckingham Palace for a game of Scrabble or to watch Countdown (Her Maj is a fan of both, though presumably not of the 8 Out Of 10 Cats version of Countdown).

  17. Re:The whole premise is an excuse for illiteracy on Why There Is No Such Thing as 'Proper English' · · Score: 1

    "*I* know what I meant; it's up to you to figure it out," is a horribly inefficient way to communicate

    Yes...

    ^^^ This.

    What's with the symbols? And "this" what?

  18. Re:"My bad" on Why There Is No Such Thing as 'Proper English' · · Score: 1

    He called it "gang slang".

    Can't you tell Joss Whedon grew up on the wrong side of the tracks?

  19. Re:Headline Is Wrong on Why There Is No Such Thing as 'Proper English' · · Score: 1

    Author has apparently never heard of Strunk & White.

    When were Strunk & White appointed the official arbiters of English?

  20. "Pretends to be online"? on Prison Program Aims To Turn Criminals Into Coders · · Score: 1

    the class only "pretends" to be online

    In what way - and why - does it "pretend" to be online?

  21. Smoothmouse (proof of concept) on Ask Slashdot: Mouse/Pointer For a Person With Poor Motor Control · · Score: 1

    I have no real idea if this is any use to you, or anybody else, but as a proof of concept, this Windows executable will smooth out mouse movements over time, a bit like a Nintendo Wii does to take the shake out of your Wiimote-holding hand:

    http://horman.net/smoothmouse....

    This is very much proof-of-concept only - all parameters are fixed, smoothness is set very high, and if you want to close it you'll have to use Task Manager to kill smoothmouse.exe.

  22. Re:Your justice system is flawed, too. on How To Execute People In the 21st Century · · Score: 1

    Face it: [...] Some people, however, have committed crimes so heinous that they no longer qualify as human beings

    You say "face it:" as if the opinion you've outlined above is an objective fact, but it's not. At all.

    Face it: many people would disagree with you entirely.

  23. Re:Software that averages movements? on Ask Slashdot: Mouse/Pointer For a Person With Poor Motor Control · · Score: 1

    You could, but then the deliberate movements have to be that much bigger.

  24. Software that averages movements? on Ask Slashdot: Mouse/Pointer For a Person With Poor Motor Control · · Score: 1

    I don't know if such a thing exists, but my first thought is a software solution that averages the cursor position over a short time.

    Nintendo Wiis, for example, do it on some games, but not all, to take the shake out of your Wiimote hand. It means a little extra lag, but the cursor moves more smoothly.

  25. Re:Trivia on Pi Day Extraordinaire · · Score: 1

    Other people. Why does that so offend you that you actually had to go out of your way to let people know that you don't care?