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  1. Re:85 feet? on The Internet of Things Just Found Your Lost Wallet · · Score: 1

    Read what you quoted a few more times until you realize it's YOUR PHONE that makes the noise, not the wallet.

    A few more times? I clearly didn't even read it once! Oops.

  2. 85 feet? on The Internet of Things Just Found Your Lost Wallet · · Score: 1

    if you walk 20-85 feet away from your wallet, the app will make a sound and guide you back to it.

    85 feet? So, far enough to be out of earshot thanks to walls and other obstructions, and even if you do hear it you might not make it back in time before someone else has been attracted to the sound and stolen your wallet.

    And if you're so forgetful that you need this, you're probably forgetful enough to leave your phone behind too.

  3. Re:Surprise level: 0 on Wikipedia Entries On NYPD Violence Get Some Edits From Headquarters · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sorry, Wikipedia is not a primary information source. Citation rejected!

  4. Re:At this point Mars is running before you can wa on Kim Stanley Robinson Says Colonizing Mars Won't Be As Easy As He Thought · · Score: 1

    Mars is about the worst. It's at the bottom of the deepest gravity well outside of earth

    What's the problem there, if you're not planning to leave?

  5. Boooooo... on BBC Returns To Making Computers For Schools · · Score: 1

    ...beep!

    Is the noise it had better make on boot.

  6. Re:It's a model on Man 3D Prints a Working 5-Speed Transmission For Toyota Engines · · Score: 1

    Camelot!

  7. Critical mass? on Open Source Hardware Approaching Critical Mass · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Open Source Hardware Approaching Critical Mass

    Are you sure you mean "critical mass"? Are you sure you don't mean "an arbitrary point that I'm using as a tenuous excuse to write a story"?

  8. Re:Wild guess, 5 stars on Strange Stars Pulse To the Golden Mean · · Score: 4, Informative

    As the next paragraph from the article would have explained, had it not been arbitrarily excluded from the copy-paste summary.

  9. So what's the better option? on Was Linus Torvalds Right About C++ Being So Wrong? · · Score: 1

    A lot of developers dislike how much C++ can do "behind the scenes" with STL and Boost, leading to potential instability and inefficiency.

    What does that even mean? Isn't the same true of any library in any language? And can't they also lead to greater stability and greater efficiency?

  10. Ahem on UK ISPs Quietly Block Sites That List Pirate Bay Proxies · · Score: 1

    One of the other blocked sites, piratebayproxy.co.uk, doesn’t have any direct links to infringing material.

    Are you sneakily trying to imply that the Pirate Bay itself does have direct links to infringing material? If the PB has "direct links" you might as well redefine "direct links" to include the proxy sites anyway.

    Anyway, the solution is obvious. We just need a site listing all the sites that aren't Pirate Bay proxies, then visit sites which aren't on the list!

  11. Re:And that's half the story on MH370 Beacon Battery May Have Been Expired · · Score: 1

    Yes, I already gave you the benefit of that split hair. I asserted (someone else's theory of) a hijacker, said hijacker being the pilot.

    Then you apparently needlessly brought up (someone else's theory of) more hijackers:

    so the hijackers could get off, perhaps with the cargo

    Absent any actual evidence, a single suicidal pilot would seem to be a far simpler explanation than him being in league with a gang, landing the plane so they could steal the cargo, then flying off to his death. Hence my "evil wizard" comment.

  12. "Functionally identical"? on Does USB Type C Herald the End of Apple's Proprietary Connectors? · · Score: 1

    [Lightning] is functionally identical to USB Type C

    What is meant by "functionally identical"?

    Lightning is 8-pin and USB Type C is 24-pin, so...

  13. Re:Deja vu... on Exploiting the DRAM Rowhammer Bug To Gain Kernel Privileges · · Score: 1

    Just hedging my bets :)

  14. Great story, Slashdot on Gigaom Closes Shop · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Thanks very much for this story about a website no-one has heard of shutting down. Bonus points for not even telling us what the website's raison d'etre was in the first place, or why we should care that's it closing.

    As you can see it has stimulated much discussion, all of which is so far on the topic of "what the fuck was Gigaom?"

  15. Re:Did we need the heart-tugging anecdotes? on Mental Health Experts Seek To Block the Paths To Suicide · · Score: 1

    The anecdotes illustrate typical experiences.

    No they don't - that is to say, I don't know that they illustrate typical expierences, because the article doesn't say so.

    Even the rest of the article will only go as far as to say that there is a "growing body of evidence" challenging the apparently more widely held view that "people who died by suicide will ultimately do it even if temporarily deterred."

  16. Re:Probably because no one has heard of them... on Gigaom Closes Shop · · Score: 1

    They appear to be a news site of some sort

    Folks used ta say that about Slashdot, back in the day... *cackle* *spit* *ding*

  17. Re:Did we need the heart-tugging anecdotes? on Mental Health Experts Seek To Block the Paths To Suicide · · Score: 1

    I wasn't trying to be edgy, and I don't drink coffee. I was critiscising the summary's choice to include those two anecdotes.

    What purpose does your post serve, except to make you feel clever?

  18. Did we need the heart-tugging anecdotes? on Mental Health Experts Seek To Block the Paths To Suicide · · Score: 1

    Suicide is all very tragic and it'd be lovely if no-one had to feel that way, but did we really need to throw in the anecdotes at the end?

    Ken Baldwin, who jumped from the Golden Gate Bridge in 1985 and lived, told reporters that he knew as soon as he had jumped that he had made a terrible mistake. "From the instant I saw my hand leave the railing, I knew I wanted to live. I was terrified out of my skull." Baldwin was lucky to survive the 220 foot plunge into frigid waters. Ms. Barber tells another story: On a friend's very first day as an emergency room physician, a patient was wheeled in, a young man who had shot himself in a suicide attempt. "He was begging the doctors to save him," she says. But they could not.

    How many people beg the doctors to let them die after a failed attempt?

  19. Re:And that's half the story on MH370 Beacon Battery May Have Been Expired · · Score: 1

    It's not my theory, and you were the one (quoting "others") who added extra hijackers to the discussion:

    so the hijackers could get off, perhaps with the cargo

  20. Re:Deja vu... on Exploiting the DRAM Rowhammer Bug To Gain Kernel Privileges · · Score: 2

    We wrote a diagnostic to demo the problem, and with that the engineers were able to isolate and fix the problem
    in short order.

    That claim alone is enough to date your story back at least 30 years.

  21. Re:And that's half the story on MH370 Beacon Battery May Have Been Expired · · Score: 1

    Where did hijackers come from (metaphorically speaking)? If the suicidal pilot theory (broadly) fits the facts, why do hijackers have to get thrown in too? Why not say there was an evil wizard on board as well?

  22. Re:Good timing on Apple's "Spring Forward" Event Debuts Apple Watch and More · · Score: 1

    People aren't going to be complaining to Apple because their alarm went off a second late/early.

  23. Carved by wind? on Martian Canyons May Have Been Carved By Wind · · Score: 1

    Carved by wind? What does that even mean?

    Ohhh, wind. Hard to tell the difference when it's written down.

    It also ruins any attempt at making a joke about it. See above.

  24. Re:And that's half the story on MH370 Beacon Battery May Have Been Expired · · Score: 1

    It lends a little weight to the "suicidal pilot" theory. Some pilots have suggested the tight turns it undertook before it disappeared were to provide a view of the island.

  25. Good timing on Apple's "Spring Forward" Event Debuts Apple Watch and More · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They've given themselves a guaranteed six months with no DST issues.