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  1. Re:"Investagating"? on Synolocker 0-Day Ransomware Puts NAS Files At Risk · · Score: 4, Funny

    A've encrypted all the farst As (the nanth letter of the alphabet) an each word on Slashdot (except an sags). You must pay me sax mallion dollars to get them back.

  2. Re:As an old farmboy, all I can say is... on Animal Behaviour Specialists Map Out the Social Networks of Cows · · Score: 3

    Which is why I suggest you question a number of people who are experienced with cattle and not take my word for it.

    Then I'm just taking x number of peoples' words for it instead of just one.

    If you are careful about how you ask your questions, I'm sure you can avoid any problems with confirmation bias...

    That sounds harder - and is certainly more subjective - than tagging up 70 cows and crunching the numbers with a computer.

    "60 per cent of their contacts occur during feeding which amounts to only 6 per cent of their time."

    I'm not sure you'd have got very close to uncovering those numbers no matter how many careful questions you asked of how many farmers.

  3. Re:As an old farmboy, all I can say is... on Animal Behaviour Specialists Map Out the Social Networks of Cows · · Score: 3, Informative

    Also quantifying said obvious thing can make it much more useful.

  4. Re:As an old farmboy, all I can say is... on Animal Behaviour Specialists Map Out the Social Networks of Cows · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you've ever spent any time with a head of cows, this would be pretty obvious.

    They are countless examples of "pretty obvious" things that turned out not to be true.

    Your experience, for example, could be down to confirmation bias, for all any outsider might know.

  5. Not me on How Facebook Sold You Krill Oil · · Score: 1

    How Facebook Sold You Krill Oil

    How I hate these "you" headlines. Facebook has never sold me anything.

    Also these ten amazing life hacks will not change my life, and these aren't the 20 superhero movies I'm looking forward to.

  6. Re:Mozilla... on Mozilla Dumps Info of 76,000 Developers To Public Web Server · · Score: 1

    I do do

    Hah. You said doodoo.

  7. Priorities on San Francisco Airport Testing Beacon System For Blind Travelers · · Score: 1

    That means you could tell it to help you find the nearest power outlet to juice your gear, or the nearest coffee shops to recharge your body.

    Or, you know, the way to your boarding gate. That may have been a slightly more pertinent example in this case.

  8. They had to get the *President* in on this one? on Cell Phone Unlocking Is Legal -- For Now · · Score: 1

    On Friday President Obama signed into a law a bill allowing mobile devices to be legally unlocked

    Good news and all, but did it really have to go up to the President? No wonder he hasn't had time to get around to closing Guantanamo Bay if he has to do with (relatively) piddling crap like this!

  9. Re:Good Thing on Inside BitFury's 20 Megawatt Bitcoin Mine · · Score: 1

    Why did you spend 10 seconds writing that post when you could be contributing to the search for a cure for cancer?

    How many precious minutes have you wasted combing your hair? Trimming your toenails? Time's a-wastin'!

  10. Re:I had a Crookes radiometer as a kid on NASA Tests Microwave Space Drive · · Score: 1

    I've also heard that if you put one of these things in a freezer you can get them to run backwards...

    So that's what Cameron should've done with his dad's car!

  11. Re:I had a Crookes radiometer as a kid on NASA Tests Microwave Space Drive · · Score: 1

    Can someone explain to me again why this couldn't be modified, scaled up and used as a micro thrust system for satellites and such?

    Can you explain how it could be modified, scaled up, and used as a micro thrust system?

    First problem: it goes round and round, but doesn't produce net thrust in any one direction.

  12. Re:missing youtube video on Unboxing a Cray XC30 'Magnus' Petaflops Supercomputer · · Score: 2

    You forgot poorly-lit, hand-held, un-rehearsed, and with the phrase "So I'm just gonna go ahead and..." repeated several hundred times.

  13. We all know the real reason for this on Researchers Create Virtual Reality 'Parties' To Treat Drug Addiction · · Score: 4, Funny

    Many respectable physicists said that they weren't going to stand for this, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sorts of parties.

    -Douglas Adams

  14. Re:Could be worse - remember Victoria's Secrets on Why TiVo's Founders Crashed and Burned With Qplay · · Score: 3, Funny

    start another lingerie mail order company

    He started a children's clothing store

    I hope that at least one of you is wrong.

  15. TiVo didn't challenge any notions on Why TiVo's Founders Crashed and Burned With Qplay · · Score: 1

    Michael Ramsay and Jim Barton created a revolution with TiVo, a device that challenged the notion that we had to watch TV shows when they aired.

    Wow, how old are you*? Do you even know what a VCR is?

    *and by "you," I obviously don't mean Velcroman1, the story's submitter, because he didn't actually write any of it.

  16. What? on Ask Slashdot: When Is It Better To Modify the ERP vs. Interfacing It? · · Score: 2, Funny

    When Is It Better To Modify the ERP vs. Interfacing It?

    Modify the what?

    I work for one of the largest HVAC manufacturers

    A what manufacturer?

    We've currently spent millions of dollars investing in an ERP system

    A what system?

    but it's been a great ordeal getting the thing to work for us across SBUs

    Across what?

    (via API of choice)?

    Ooh, I know that one!

    Our CIO

    Chief... something... officer...

  17. Re:MORE strangness? on More Quantum Strangeness: Particles Separated From Their Properties · · Score: 1

    First: when we have established a universal law, and something obeys that law, it is not strange.

    Strangeness is a subjective quality.

    The laws themselves are strange to the majority of people because they run counter to everyday experience, therefore things that obey those laws also appear strange.

    Two: when you assert that something flies against intuition, you'd better ask some gradeschool kids first. Mine called the author an idiot. (They're 8 and 10.)

    Then they probably didn't understand the experiment, or you explained it just poorly enough to get the response you wanted for your Slashdot post to make it look all clever and stuff.

    Three: if someone's experiment results in the observation of a well known, well documented, scientifically named phenomenon, (superposition,) it is rude to call it "more." Or "new." Just rude.

    This goes beyond "simple" superposition, and is indeed a new phenomenon.

  18. Re:This is compiler optimization error on More Quantum Strangeness: Particles Separated From Their Properties · · Score: 2, Funny

    We do not break user spacetime!

  19. Re:Figures it would not be the US on UK To Allow Driverless Cars By January · · Score: 1

    in Jan 2014

    Jan 2015. And I don't see any "fully" about it - these are still to be trials.

  20. Re:Such a Waste on The Hobbit: the Battle of Five Armies Trailer Released · · Score: 1

    I also noticed that dwarves were no longer dwarves, but "normal height" humans shot at weird camera angles.

    Exactly the same as in LotR, then - that is, if you count 6'1" John Rhys-Davies as "normal height."

  21. A general plea for sanity on The Hobbit: the Battle of Five Armies Trailer Released · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Just a quick word before (too late) everyone starts debating the relative merits of The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Peter Jackson's beard, etc.

    Other people are allowed to have opinions that differ from yours and that's fine.

  22. There's only one way to find out... on Which Is Better, Adblock Or Adblock Plus? · · Score: 1

    FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

  23. Re:And now.. on A 24-Year-Old Scammed Apple 42 Times In 16 Different States · · Score: 1

    Crucifixion? Good...

  24. Re:No, no unfair advantage at all... on Amputee Is German Long Jump Champion · · Score: 1

    Do you know it's that way round?

  25. Re:Out of the public domain? on Google's Mapping Contest Draws Ire From Indian Government · · Score: 1

    How very American of you.

    How very presumptive of you.