How Facebook Sold You Krill Oil
An anonymous reader writes with this look at how Facebook tries to make and sell "thumbstopper" ads compelling enough to get people to stop scrolling through their news feeds. With its trove of knowledge about the likes, histories and social connections of its 1.3 billion users worldwide, Facebook executives argue, it can help advertisers reach exactly the right audience and measure the impact of their ads — while also, like TV, conveying a broad brand message. Facebook, which made $1.5 billion in profit on $7.9 billion in revenue last year, sees particular value in promoting its TV-like qualities, given that advertisers spend $200 billion a year on that medium. "We want to hold ourselves accountable for delivering results," said Carolyn Everson, Facebook's vice president for global marketing solutions, in a recent interview. "Not smoke and mirrors, maybe it works, maybe it doesn't."
Anyone claims they know their readers / visitors to a 'T' and tries to tell you that they can help your ad home in to a chosen group of visitors / readers is selling snake oil
I can see why their pill advertiser wanted to advertise as
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proving once again that Facebook (and others) adverts tell me who to avoid not who to trust with my purchases
Now I'm sad about the length of news I really couldn't care less being about four times longer than news I'd like to know more about.
And they even include corrections (as fundamental as changing Caroline to Carolyn).
In science news, to get more than four paragraphs in the NYT one has to reach Mars riding a comet harnessed with carbon nanotubes. And replacing "light years" with "ping-pong balls" wouldn't be deemed deserving of errata.
I have a problem with my fish oil sales, it tastes like shit, it does not outperform a placebo and costs twice as much as other competitors that also do nothing. Can you help?
Of course Facebook can help, that is exactly what social media is for.
LOL
Advertisers want a piece of the place where, FTA, one in 5-6 online minutes is spent.
I have left instructions for my family per what to do in the event of medical brain death, or evidence of a Facebook account... but I repeat myself.
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When Facebook says they have 1.3 billion users worldwide, do they count inactive accounts such as mine, which I had to create to make sure nobody else could create a fake account about me and fill it with slander?
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Engineers gave you the internet, people, and you hand it back to a company that is worse than all off TV. WTF is wrong with you.
For the first time in my life I feel good about being a misfit.
I do not have a facebook account nor a LinkedIN account for that matter - don't get me started on them!
Anyway, reading that article it reminded me of something Henry Ford said (Bio on Netflix) with regards to GM/Sloan's success:
To paraphrase:
People were shrewd consumers looking for value. Now, they want to be sold to.
When an advertising company like facebook or Google can make billions and fantastic margins, while companies who make things or provide services that actually add value to people's lives just survive, I just wonder where people's heads are. Everyone works so hard, but throws money on shit. And opportunities are drying up for work because of off-shoring, automation, and our demographic changes in our society.
It's like the future of this country is going to be Medical (especially elder) or sales. That seems to be the only opportunities left.
If you want to get rich quick - like Mark Zuckerberg - figure out how to see to people. Selling anything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm taking my library card and getting out of here. If I believed in God, I'd become Amish for Christ's sake! It's the only way to get off of this merry go round!
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All the world's an analog stage, and digital circuits play only bit parts.
Advertisers are Facebooks customers, users are the product - and the company (led by its senior executive leadership) has a history of making ethically unsound decisions with "their" product (i.e. users) and there is no reason to expect those poor decisions (with regards to its users) to stop.
I've heard one person remark that Facebook stripmines their users personal details & that seems to be an accurate analogy for how the company operates. JMHO...
Dress sweat pants are a thing, which I know only because of Facebook.
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Facebook and other online "commercials," are going to have to borrow from the more mature TV advertising business model and fold ads in with content. Product placement will increase, as well.
The other day, on Jeopardy, the category was, Ford Models. The answers were, like, Explorer, Fusion, etc. Blatant advertisement.
On Shark Tank, the sharks did a schtick where Barbara says, "Oh, let me take a picture of that using my smart phone on T-Mobile!"
Regular program-interrupting ads are doing the job.
Online sites have much more malleable tools to work with. There will be more targeted ads, ads embedded in the content, and content will be blocked for those using ad blockers.
Email spam is so yesterday.
Content-embedded ads is the way to go.
It little behooves the best of us to comment on the rest of us.
No one has commented so far about the creepiest aspect: according to the NYT article, Facebook knew how many of the people they showed the ads actually bought the product.
You see, stores sell your personally identifiable information regarding everything you buy to data brokers, and Facebook bought the data from the data brokers. Ergo, FB knew what percentage of people they showed these ads subsequently bought the product.
It's enough to make me seriously reconsider using anything but cash for certain purchases. How many insurance companies buy data regarding your alcohol and tobacco purchase frequency, for example?
I don't know if anyone else gets something like this.
I have a few things up on Shapeways for sale I also see ads for Shapeways in Facebook.
Weirdly these adverts are all for things I've designed. It seems really counter productive for Shapeways to market my own designs to me. That is unless they are marketing designs fitting my interests to me and I've designed things according to my interests so that's why I'm always seeing my own stuff marketed to me.
How Facebook Sold You Krill Oil
How I hate these "you" headlines. Facebook has never sold me anything.
Also these ten amazing life hacks will not change my life, and these aren't the 20 superhero movies I'm looking forward to.
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My dad is a christian mobile DJ. So I ran a targetted ad campaign to anyone marked as "engaged" and christian in a 100 mile radius. He got about a million views and it cost several hundred dollars and he got a grand total of zero leads. We even had several hundred clicks. We're the best in the area, have a perfect reputation, and our prices are very competitive. Also I personally made out website so there's really no reason that anyone should see it and decide against us. We also have no competition whatsoever in our area. So either Facebook was lying to us and people are ad-blind and all the clicks were accidental or fake or something even worse is happening. Either way, it doesn't work.
... that my friends have recommended and posted about. Once in a while I post about an effective product or amazing deal.
There's a simple algorithm for achieving such results: produce an impressive product.
For everything else, there's a CPM (no, not the z/80 kind) ad program. Word of advice: make the ad as incipid and vapid as possible, to save on non-converting clicks.
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I find it quite hilarious to see so many posters complained about the ads in Facebook, in the /. forum that have ads a hundred times worse.
OK, maybe not 100x, be definitely worse. On my phone, I get pop-over ads to blocks 1/4 of the already small screen, with the (X) so small that the phone would register as a click on the ads instead (not the intended result, I am sure, LOL).
Then when clicking on articles, half the time the page opens at the bottom to immediately show the ad, so I have to manually go back to the top, the other half of the time I can read normally, but once I reach the end my music would stop because the ad at the bottom is a auto-starting video ad. So I have close the page to stop it from wasting MB in data plan.
(On my PC, I have plug-ins to block all the ads already)
With FB on the phone, at least I can turn off video auto-playing in the settings, and I then only occasionally see an ad when scrolling in the app. No pop-over ad, no auto-playing video ad, no jump to the ad when I open any page. Yes, 100x better then /.
Oliver.
what are ads? i don't see any ads.
A great idea.
I do like AdBlockPlus though. I did not even know that Facebook had ads.
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Yes, very effective indeed.
Gotta love all those Owdi car ads I have been getting recently.
Can't forget my FOOTBALL, love kicking me some balls around. Rinaldo if my favourite player.
LOVE me some music as well, Lady Gogo, such an amazing voice he has.
No. Just no.
The only thing Facebook ads has gotten right are web dev and programming ads. Eh, I guess holidays, but I only just noticed that now, it could be a seasonal thing.
Oh, *krill* oil.
I was thinking I'd remember an ad for Krell oil. But I probably couldn't afford anything imported from Altair IV anyway.
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"Facebook executives argue, it can help advertisers reach exactly the right audience..."
Indeed, the stupid fucks who were dumb enough to open a FB account.
If they're that gullible, they'll buy anything.
Krill - small crustaceans - are the primary food source for filter-feeding whales.
Steal the krill for faddy human food supplements and you steal the food from the mouths of baby whales!!!
Murderers!
captcha == "starve" See! Even /. knows its wrong!
I'm reminded of John Oliver's closing segment about native advertising on Last Week Tonight, which covered the NYT's practice of this and loss of the wall between the two halves of the business.
The entire body of ad copy for MegaRed was repeated through the article, and the story was very conciliatory towards Facebook's advertising practices and their efficacy. Even though the article makes a point about how the jury is still out about fish oil supplements, it paints like a two sided issue and makes sure that it clearly represents MegaRed's version of things (which is repeated in other places for the purpose of the narrative). I don't think it's a two sided issue; nuturitional supplements are almost certainly unproven, with most of the research studies that marginally support them being paid for by the industry, and they have no business be discussed so blithely in a Science/Tech column. I wonder how much consideration or other under-the-table perks they got from those two corporations for running this "informative" article.
Damn if I test this theory out.
Trillions bailed out because some people sold bad mortgages, and they wanted it back for free.
I don't get adverts on Facebook? Nor do I get game requests, pokes or any other annoying thing that intrudes upon my idle time.
I installed the Facebook Purity browser extension, and all of that went away.
I now browse FB with no trouble, no bugging, none of the "Eat this and never diet again!" adverts that look like some kind of tropical disease. I also get a lot of hand customizations that give *me* far more control of Facebook than they're really happy with, which is why they had to change their page from "Facebook Purity", to "Fluff Busting" Purity.
I have noticed that it also blocks Facebook's third-party cookie system, meaning I can't comment on LiveFyre, Discus and other commenting systems on other sites. Annoying, but probably just a configuration issue I haven't figured out yet.
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