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  1. Re:No mention of The Matrix (1999)? on Why Hollywood's Best Robot Stories Are About Slavery · · Score: 1

    I've heard... That may be mythical, of course.

    Sounds like something a fanboy came up with after getting fed up of everyone pointing out how stupid the concept was.

  2. Re:Yawn. on Why Hollywood's Best Robot Stories Are About Slavery · · Score: 1

    Or, watch it if you want to, and make up your own mind.

  3. Re:well on Actual Results of Crimean Secession Vote Leaked · · Score: 1

    Pershing's Punitive Expedition.

    <daffy>A Perfectly Pusillanimous Portrait of Perfidity!</daffy>

  4. Stupid analogy on Norway Is Gamifying Warfare By Driving Tanks With Oculus Rift · · Score: 2

    Four VR cameras are mounted on the sides of the tank to give the soldier inside donning the headset a full 360 degree view of what's going on outside, like X-ray vision.

    Or like a window.

  5. Re:I don't understand something on Distant Stellar Explosion Helps Map Universe's Dark Ages · · Score: 1

    Article is wrong, there were some stars around in the first billion years.

  6. Stop that man! He's got the know-how! on Oculus: ZeniMax Claims Over Rift Tech Are "False" · · Score: 1

    taking "proprietary technology and know-how" with him

    Look, if you forgot to administer the mind-wipe when he left the company, that's your own look-out.

  7. Re:I don't understand something on Distant Stellar Explosion Helps Map Universe's Dark Ages · · Score: 1

    The objects are, as we see them now on earth, over 13 billion light years away

    I'm not sure you should infer that from the article. All it says is (roughly) when the light was emitted; not how far away the object was at the time.

    The object could have been, say, 5 billion light years away at the time of emission, but the expansion of space means the light has taken 13 billion light years to get here.

  8. Re:I don't understand something on Distant Stellar Explosion Helps Map Universe's Dark Ages · · Score: 3, Informative

    why can we detect objects that are as far as 13.3 billion light years away?

    "...years ago", rather than "light years away," really. The light has taken 13.3 billion light years to get here, but the source was closer than 13.3 billion light years away when the light was emitted, and is further than 13.3 billion lights years now* (by about 3-4 times).

    *for a certain value of "now"

  9. Re:Valve sponsors on Valve Sponsors Work To Greatly Speed-Up Linux OpenGL Game Load Times · · Score: 1

    if the headline really meant what you think it meant it would have said "Valve's sponsors..." instead.

    That would be the unambiguous way of saying it, but that doesn't mean that's how it would have been written.

  10. Re:Valve sponsors on Valve Sponsors Work To Greatly Speed-Up Linux OpenGL Game Load Times · · Score: 2

    wearing handcuffs and a muzzle.

    Go ooooon...?

  11. Re:Earth spinning on its axis? on Finally, Hi-Def Streaming Video of the ISS's View of Earth · · Score: 1

    Sorry but yes. The Earth is always spinning on its axis, so whenever and however you see it, that is what it's doing.

  12. Re:It's just Google being Google on Google Shifts Editing From Drive to Docs and Sheets In 'Confusing' Switch · · Score: 1

    "if it isn't broke, don't fix it"

    FTFY.

    3... 2... 1... there it is.

  13. More important questions on Breaking Bad's Scientific Consultant On Making Meth and More · · Score: 0

    Never mind all that. How did it feel to travel thirty years into the future from 1984 after winning first place in the Mary-Beth Lacey look-a-like contest? And how much meth were you on at the time?

  14. Re:Making meth is even easier on Breaking Bad's Scientific Consultant On Making Meth and More · · Score: 2

    Keyser Soze killed Dumbledore.

  15. Re:Talk (concepts) is cheap on Boeing Unveils Cabin Design For Commercial Spaceliner · · Score: 1

    By making up a quote that includes the name of a character from 2001, but isn't actually in Kubrick's film at all

    FTFY.

  16. Re:Duh. on Can the Lix 3D Printing Pen Actually Work? · · Score: 1

    No mod points here, but hopefully my reply will draw some your way. Seems like a pretty reasonable assumption.

  17. Re:Wrong math on Can the Lix 3D Printing Pen Actually Work? · · Score: 1

    I agree - that's nowhere near 13cm, unless the demonstrator is Andre the Giant.

    Which it can't be :(

  18. Doe defendents? on Pirate Bay Sports-Content Uploader Faces $32m Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    two other doe defendants

    They're suing a deer? A female deer?

  19. Re:This is useless on Winning Algorithms For Rock, Paper, Scissors · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This may come as a surprise to you, but you're not the only person in existence.

  20. Re:Blah blah blah on Volvo Testing Autonomous Cars On Public Roads · · Score: 1

    You can be just as wrong as them for now.

    FTFY.

  21. Re:only viable in small countries on Volvo Testing Autonomous Cars On Public Roads · · Score: 2

    No, I'm pretty sure he means that the computer is going to put the "stay between the lane lines" rule before the "dodge the pothole" rule in the list.

    There you go, you've solved the problem. Put the "dodge the pothole" rule above the "stay between the lane lines" rule, but below the "mow down little timmy" rule.

  22. Re:only viable in small countries on Volvo Testing Autonomous Cars On Public Roads · · Score: 2

    How does radar detect negative space?[like pot holes]

    It doesn't. It detects that the distance to the ground is greater than the surrounding road and infers the "negative space" (whatever that means) from that information.

    Is the car aware of where each tire is relative to a pothole, and can it plot a course around it?

    Why wouldn't it be?

  23. You let your employees choose their own browsers? on Ask Slashdot: How To Communicate Security Alerts? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Goddamn hippy.

  24. But did they take the other story into account? on Astronomers Calculate How To Spot Life On an Alien Earth · · Score: 1

    Have they read this article?

    Proposed Indicator of Life On Alien Worlds May Be Bogus

    (disclaimer: I haven't read either of them. Just thought it was mildly amusing to have these two articles come along within days of each other)

  25. Re:Can anyone explain... on Star Cluster Ejected From Galaxy At 2,000,000 MPH · · Score: 1

    I don't remember anyone mentioning a black hole! In any case, they're both accelerating in an exactly opposite and symmetrical manner. There'd be no way to determine which of the two spaceships you were on if you were randomly teleported onto one of them (unless you had details of their positions at a particular time, so let's pretend you don't, or there are no useful navigational markers) so there can be no difference in their clocks if they meet up in a symmetrical way (and no practical difference if they stop and make non-symmetrical manoeuvres to rendezvous at non-relativistic speeds).

    At least I think so. I'm not an astro- or any other kind of physicist.