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  1. Engrish on Google's New Camera App Simulates Shallow Depth of Field · · Score: 1

    there's quite a fair bit of algorithms

    I'll wait for version 2, with 50% more algorithms.

  2. Re:creamy bokeh on Google's New Camera App Simulates Shallow Depth of Field · · Score: 1

    creamy bokeh

    Be careful not to stutter when you say it.

  3. Re:Why? on Google's New Camera App Simulates Shallow Depth of Field · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Because it makes the intended subject stand out more.

  4. Re:2 1/2 D on Google's New Camera App Simulates Shallow Depth of Field · · Score: 1

    computer vision algorithms create a 3D model of the world

    Sounds like 3D modelling to me, albeit guessed at from the content of a 2D photo.

  5. My RSS feed had me worried on Minerva CEO Details His High-Tech Plan To Disrupt Universities · · Score: 2

    Minerva CEO Details His High-Tech Plan To Disrupt Univers...

    That's pretty amibitious.

  6. Re:Mischief in Relation to Data on RCMP Arrest Canadian Teen For Heartbleed Exploit · · Score: 4, Funny

    It won't go anywhere. They'll let him plea bargain to Second-Degree Shenanigans and that'll be the end of it.

  7. Re:Proof on SSD-HDD Price Gap Won't Go Away Anytime Soon · · Score: 1

    Forfty percent of people know that.

  8. Re:Bad Summary on 5-Year Suspended Sentence For S. Africa's First Online Pirate · · Score: 1

    Typical. The one story in ten that isn't a copy and paste of two randomly chosen paragraphs from the article, and it's wrong.

  9. Re:Kindergarten Rules on 5-Year Suspended Sentence For S. Africa's First Online Pirate · · Score: 1

    What confusion? Who's confused?

  10. System Administrator Vs Change Advisory Board on Ask Slashdot: System Administrator Vs Change Advisory Board · · Score: 5, Funny

    System Administrator Vs Change Advisory Board

    50 quatloos on the newcomer!

  11. Re:most lego's are a rip off on Kids Can Swipe a Screen But Can't Use LEGOs · · Score: 2

    Megablocks are not LEGOs... proper LEGOs... LEGOs... LEGOs... LEGOs...

    Disclaimer: I am Danish

    And you don't use LEGO as a mass noun? For shame!

  12. Or, maybe... on GoPro Project Claims Technology Is Making People Lose Empathy For Homeless · · Score: 1

    Or maybe we lack empathy for an apparently homeless man who clearly has a hundreds-of-dollars camera strapped to his chest.

  13. Re:Homeless for 6 year or 30 years on GoPro Project Claims Technology Is Making People Lose Empathy For Homeless · · Score: 1

    The story doesn't jive.

    Jibe. Jiiii-buh.

  14. Re:2012 news on Paper Microscope Magnifies Objects 2100 Times and Costs Less Than $1 · · Score: 1

    That still doesn't answer his question.

    And he still didn't ask a question. Pedantry aside, I've answered his "question" perfectly well, which was "[Can you] see anything at all at 2k magnification[?]" It's actually a pretty vague and pointless question, when you think about it. The answer is either yes, you can see something, or no, you can't see anything.

    For some reason everyone's decided that he was actually asking a far more involved question with all kinds of additional parameters which are being sprung from nowhere.

    Can you see what it is?

    That depends what it is. Being able to see an object doesn't imply that you can identify it.

    Can you distinguish it from other similarly sized things in close proximity?

    That is more-or-less the practical definition of "resolving power."

  15. Re:Medium.com total fail on Astronomers Solve Puzzle of the Mountains That Fell From Space · · Score: 1

    If only.

    It seems to be catching on around teh interwebs.

  16. Re:Doesn't Gravity Affect Angle of Repose? on Astronomers Solve Puzzle of the Mountains That Fell From Space · · Score: 1

    But I'll leave that to the astrophysicists to work out.

    Why do you presume they didn't take it into account already?

  17. Re:How about... on Astronomers Solve Puzzle of the Mountains That Fell From Space · · Score: 2

    See a doctor.

  18. That's nothing... on Kids Can Swipe a Screen But Can't Use LEGOs · · Score: 1

    ...far too many people can't even spell LEGO.

  19. Defeatist much? on Google Looked Into Space Elevator, Hoverboards, and Teleportation · · Score: 1

    If scaling problems are what brought hoverboards down to earth, material-science issues crashed the space elevator. [...] no one has manufactured a perfectly formed carbon nanotube strand longer than a meter.

    So quit [publically bitching about all the amazing things you'd like do if only technology was up to scratch with your overly ambitious plans]* and get to work on perfecting longer carbon nanotube strands. Lazy fuckers.

    *aka marketing

  20. Re:Overpriced at $0.60 on Paper Microscope Magnifies Objects 2100 Times and Costs Less Than $1 · · Score: 1

    Go back to Russia, pinko!

  21. Re:2012 news on Paper Microscope Magnifies Objects 2100 Times and Costs Less Than $1 · · Score: 1

    Well, he didn't strictly ask a question, but that aside:

    I still want to know if you can see anything at all at 2k magnification.

    The answer is: yes, you can see things that are 1/100th the width of a human hair.

  22. Re:Why is that nicer? on Paper Microscope Magnifies Objects 2100 Times and Costs Less Than $1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What is even the magnification on that thing? 0x?

    Woah. Wouldn't that mean you could see... everything? Only really small...

  23. Re:Overpriced at $0.60 on Paper Microscope Magnifies Objects 2100 Times and Costs Less Than $1 · · Score: 4, Informative

    For only $0.50, you can get this nicer toy microscope [alibaba.com] on Alibaba.

    No, you can't. For $10,000 you can get 20,000 of them, but you can't get one at $0.50.

    What's the magnification? I think it might be a bit shy of 2,100x.

  24. Re:2012 news on Paper Microscope Magnifies Objects 2100 Times and Costs Less Than $1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    and a resolving power of less than a micron.

    Around 1/100th of the width of a human hair.

  25. Re:Walmart on the web on How Amazon Keeps Cutting AWS Prices: Cheapskate Culture · · Score: 3, Funny

    You do not want to know what I'm doing right now.