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  1. Re:Old News on Blood of World's Oldest Woman Hints At Limits of Life · · Score: 1

    Isn't this old news?

    I see what you did there.

    I see what you did there.

  2. Don't tell me what I'll be shocked by on Facebook Data Miner Will Shock You · · Score: 2

    Facebook Data Miner Will Shock You

    No, no it won't. But only six words in I already feel like this story is treating me like an idiot. Nice.

  3. Re:Cheap Japanese study on FTC Approves Tesla's Direct Sales Model · · Score: 0

    You desire to expand knowledge?

    How much expanding will I have to do to decipher your post?

  4. Re:Warning... grammar police! on Group Wants To Recover 36-Year-Old Historic Spacecraft From Deep Space · · Score: 1

    Understandable whoosh.

  5. Re:Humanity is Sick and Twisted on Are Habitable Exoplanets Bad News For Humanity? · · Score: 2

    And if you think this is too harsh, you haven't studied our history like I have.

    Through a pair of shit-tinted spectacles, apparently. It's a wonder historians aren't throwing themselves off bridges all the time, the way you paint it.

    Or maybe you're just manically pessimistic.

    Death is what we deserve, and if we do not change, death is what should be for every man woman and child on this earth.

    So what are you doing about this apparently dire situation? Apart from posting admonishments on Slashdot?

    Go play fetch with a dog in the park.

  6. Re:Illegal in some countries on Anonymous' Airchat Aim: Communication Without Need For Phone Or Internet · · Score: 2

    Encrypyted comms over citizen/public radio bands is not allowed.

    Would that include Cockney rhyming slang?

  7. Re:Original iPads Work Well ... on iPad Fever Is Officially Cooling · · Score: 1

    Apple has set a new standard in lifespan & reliability.

    Apple: "D'oh!"

  8. Re:Invading privacy is the crime on Australian Law Enforcement Pushes Against Encryption, Advocates Data Retention · · Score: 1

    But they're not "invading privacy"! They just want the option to invade privacy at any time. Biiig difference.

  9. Re:Reason to use end-to-end encryption on Australian Law Enforcement Pushes Against Encryption, Advocates Data Retention · · Score: 3, Funny

    Isn't google dumping [insert service here] completely in less than a month?

    Very probably.

  10. Re:They're everywhere! on Band Releases Album As Linux Kernel Module · · Score: 1

    They probably can't understand why anyone would want to be like you.

  11. Phone or mini tablet? on OnePlus One Revealed: a CyanogenMod Smartphone · · Score: 1

    In my book, if you can't hold it and type with one hand, it's more like a mini tablet than a phone. Everyone else at work got the Samsung S3; I got the mini.

  12. Re:....profit on Netflix Plans To Raise Prices By "$1 or $2 a Month" · · Score: 4, Insightful

    2. Announce forthcoming price rise applicable to new customers as of a future date
    3. Watch those people who were previously on the fence about it sign up to avoid the price hike
    4. ???? ...and so on.

  13. Can we have some editing, editors? on GitHub Founder Resigns Following Harassment Investigation · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Or, you know, just anyone who gives half a shit would do.

    Tom Preston-Werner, one of its founding members implicated in the investigation a... resigned

  14. Re:Now you too... on The Science Behind Powdered Alcohol · · Score: 2

    Moped Jesus is pissed.

    If communion wine is really his blood, he must have been wasted 24/7.

  15. We're not ready for a lot of things on Expert Warns: Civilian World Not Ready For Massive EMP-Caused Blackout · · Score: 1

    We're not ready for a Godzilla attack, the eruption of Yellowstone, or the zombie apocalypse.

    Load of fuss about nothing. It's never going to happen, so why %!$*%& NO CARRIER

  16. Correction to headline on $42,000 Prosthetic Hand Outperformed By $50 3D Printed Hand · · Score: 1

    $50 3D printed hand preferred over $42,000 prosthetic hand by particular guy

    This is great news for this particular guy, but it doesn't necessarily follow that the 3D printed hand is therefore objectively better than the other.

  17. Re:Sudden outbreak of common sense on L.A. Science Teacher Suspended Over Student Science Fair Projects · · Score: 1

    Tarsiers?

    That would be adorable.

  18. Re:Scientology wins! on Google Aids Scientology-Linked Group CCHR With Pay-Per-Click Ads · · Score: 0

    In your face, resurrected Jesus.

    That's zombie Jesus to you.

  19. Re:Sucky Surgeon on Closing Surgical Incisions With a Paintbrush and Nanoparticles · · Score: 2

    Maybe he's not a surgeon:

    A group of chemists has shown

    No sense bringing in a surgeon when all that's needed is a bare minimum of skill with scalpel and suture.

  20. Re:Superglue on Closing Surgical Incisions With a Paintbrush and Nanoparticles · · Score: 1

    dermabobond

    That's fun to say. Derma-bo-bond.

  21. Re:Astronouts are experts? on 3 Former Astronauts: Earth-Asteroid Collisions Are a Real But Preventable Danger · · Score: 1

    well, hell yeah, the astronaut who didn't even get a C- in astrophysics

    Who's that then?

  22. My thoughts exactly on Ask Slashdot: Hungry Students, How Common? · · Score: 1

    Hungry students. How common.

  23. Re:Astronouts are experts? on 3 Former Astronauts: Earth-Asteroid Collisions Are a Real But Preventable Danger · · Score: 5, Informative

    but why is something important because an astronaut says it?

    As the summary points out, Ed Lu isn't just "an astronaut." He's a director of the B612 foundation. This aren't just three guys who used to work in space, recently got drunk in a bar and decided someone should do something about all these asteroids they keep hearing about on the news.

    Aren't astronauts usually pilots who received advanced training for going to space?

    No. Ed Lu is a physicist (and was one before he became an astronaut), and Tom Jones was working on remote sensing of asteroids before he became an astronaut.

  24. Re:I'll stick with my F 1.4 lenses, thanks on Google's New Camera App Simulates Shallow Depth of Field · · Score: 1

    This being slashdot, I think it's appropriate to discuss the technical aspects of photographic lenses.

    The AC wasn't trying to start a discussion. He just wanted to sneer down his nose at people using "inferior" tech.

    We all know real cameras take better photos than smart phones, and this software isn't going to suddenly close the gap, so I don't know why the AC was acting so threatened and insulted.

  25. Re:I'll stick with my F 1.4 lenses, thanks on Google's New Camera App Simulates Shallow Depth of Field · · Score: 2

    Wow. You're so awesome. You own a big-boy camera and know all the fancy photography words!*

    That's what you wanted to hear, right? Because I can't think of any other good reason for you to post this.

    The "muggles" have all got cameras now. This is just a nice bit of software that'll make their shots a bit more fancy.

    Get over it.

    (*disclaimer: so do I, but I don't use it as an excuse for scoffing at those who don't)

    You'll take my Haruo Sato designed lenses away from me when you pry them from my cold, dead fingers.

    No-one's coming for your lenses, you self-aggrandizing lunatic.