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  1. Re:Hard to understate on First Phase of TrueCrypt Audit Turns Up No Backdoors · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hard to understate

    It's not really important at all.

    There, that was easy.

    Or, assuming the AC meant "overstate":

    Without this audit the lives of every person on this planet are doomed to end in fiery death when the Earth plummets into the Sun in 2017!

    Also easy.

  2. Re:Medical Device Certification? on Carpenter Who Cut Off His Fingers Makes "Robohand" With 3-D Printer · · Score: 2

    a good deal of the cost of these things is the FDA certification

    If there's no surgery, it's just a object - a tool, an item of functional clothing, more-or-less. I'd be surprised and annoyed to find out that any kind of certification was legally required for something like this.

    Or that is at least the popular excuse of companies that make prosthetics.

    There's also the fact that they actually are traditionally expensive to make and fit.

  3. Re:Impossible on Using Supercomputers To Predict Signs of Black Holes Swallowing Stars · · Score: 2

    I think you might have that the wrong way around. From the star's perspective - if the black hole is big enough - nothing untoward occurs. It certainly won't see its own clock slowing down. From an outside perspective, objects approaching an event horizon undergo time dilation and fade from view, but are never seen to cross the horizon.

  4. Re:Impossible on Using Supercomputers To Predict Signs of Black Holes Swallowing Stars · · Score: 4, Informative

    How can a black hole swallow a star if the star's clock slows to a stop as it approaches the event horizon?

    Because it doesn't.

    The star's clock may slow to a stop relative to ours, sitting safely outside, but as far as the star is concerned, its clock continues to tick happily away. If the black hole is big enough, the star wouldn't be in the least perturbed by the experience.

  5. Re:How are these related? on NASA To Send SpaceX Resupply Capsule To ISS Despite Technical Problems · · Score: 1

    This computer is more than 10 years old and served as a back-up for the railcar of the robot arm, the thermal cooling system, solar-wing rotating joints, and more.

    Not sure what's meant by "the railcar of the robot arm," but if I remember correctly the arm is used to capture and dock the supply capsule, and doing so without a backup computer might be considered a bit risky, considering the location where all of this is due to happen.

  6. Re:Kerbal Space X on NASA To Send SpaceX Resupply Capsule To ISS Despite Technical Problems · · Score: 1

    I'm afraid I can't do that.

  7. Re:I'm going to have an excellent seat on The Best Way To Watch the "Blood Moon" Tonight · · Score: -1, Troll

    That makes no sense. How can you bounce stuff off the moon? There’s no gravity.

    It's awesome having a wife who's an astronomer/PhD.

    I sadly suspect I will only ever be able to take your word for that.

  8. A contender for "dumbest headline ever" on The Best Way To Watch the "Blood Moon" Tonight · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Best Way To Watch the "Blood Moon" Tonight

    ...is with your eyes, at the appropriate time. Don't bother looking earlier; it won't have happened yet! Similarly, if you try to catch the eclipse after it's finished, you'll just see an ordinary full moon.

    Get it? Got it? Good.

  9. Re:Hmmm on Mathematicians Use Mossberg 500 Pump-Action Shotgun To Calculate Pi · · Score: 1

    Couldn't you just draw out a circle with string and a stake, then lay a second piece of string over the drawn circle, then measure the two bits of string with a stick?

  10. Re:Just weigh the aluminium target on Mathematicians Use Mossberg 500 Pump-Action Shotgun To Calculate Pi · · Score: 1

    Swap the gun for some tin snips and a scale.

    Why not swap the gun for an encyclopedia instead? Come to think of it, use the gun to threaten the encyclopedia salesman. Win-win.

  11. About whole-word reading on Is Germany Raising a Generation of Illiterates? · · Score: 1

    Just a note that the linked blog page trots out the old chestnut about Cambridge researchers discovering that it doesn't matter what order you put the letters in a word, as long as you get the first and last ones right. Which is, of course, a load of blockols.

  12. Re:Medical doctor on Ask Slashdot: Are You Apocalypse-Useful? · · Score: 1

    This presumes you have access to magnets.

    Did the apocalypse stop all the magnets working? There are probably a few dozen within 20 feet of me right now.

  13. Questions and answers on Can You Buy a License To Speed In California? · · Score: 1

    Are the Bay Area's wealthy all part of some sort of illuminati group that identifies each other by license plate instead of secret handshakes? The answer is the state highway patrol

    How can "the state highway patrol" be the answer to a question that starts with "Are..."?

  14. Re:Luck resets every time you guess. on Crowd Wisdom Better At Predictions Than Top CIA Analysts · · Score: 1

    And if you don't want the plugin:

    http://ffeathers.wordpress.com...

  15. Re:lame on AT Black Knight Transformer Hits the Road and Takes a Hop · · Score: 1

    It looks like someone built it in their garage

    It looks they built it out of their garage.

  16. Re:Tmux on Seven Habits of Highly Effective Unix Admins · · Score: 2

    Try it out!

    Make me!

  17. Re:How is this news? on 3D Display Uses Misted Water · · Score: 1

    I'd be surprised if they were still doing it within the last two decades. Sounds more like the sort of thing you'd have seen in the Ray Harryhausen era.

  18. Re:What is a "proof" that something "could" happen on Mathematical Proof That the Cosmos Could Have Formed Spontaneously From Nothing · · Score: 1

    More relevant car analogy: If you have the specs for a car (hp, torque, weight, drag coefficients, etc.) that had not yet been built you could prove mathematically, without it ever actually happening or the car even existing at the time except on paper, whether or not the car could accelerate to 60 mph.

    Not sure about this. They're claiming a proof for the possibility of a particular mechanism behind an event which has already happened.

    It still feels like there's an oxymoron* here somewhere...

    (*don't!)

    What they are saying here is that, according to the math, the universe could have formed this way.

    Right, but what if someone comes along later with more math that proves it couldn't have formed this way? What would that do to this "proof"?

    Maybe this is the bit that counts:

    The proof is developed within a mathematical framework known as the Wheeler-DeWitt equation.

    Proving something as possible within a certain framework isn't the same as proving it's possible, full stop. Right?

  19. What is a "proof" that something "could" happen? on Mathematical Proof That the Cosmos Could Have Formed Spontaneously From Nothing · · Score: 1

    Mathematical Proof That the Cosmos Could Have Formed Spontaneously From Nothing

    What does this mean, really? Either a thing did or didn't happen. What does it mean to have proved that it could have happened?

    Is there room for someone to come along later and prove that it couldn't have happened for reasons not yet understood?

    What if we discover the universe didn't form spontaneously from nothing? Would that disprove this "proof"?

    Car analogy time: if I see a car at a certain place, and I measure its speed at 60mph, then I could claim to have "proven" that it could have been 60 miles away an hour ago - based on the little evidence I have. But if I then find out it can't go any faster than 60mph, and the hood is cold, that might prove that it couldn't have been 60 miles away an hour ago.

    So, is this just a badly-worded headline, or am I just very very tired?

    Hint: it could be both.

  20. Re:Um, what? on London's Public Bike Data Can Tell Everyone Where You've Been · · Score: 1

    Have you actually registered and looked at live data?

    The author himself states, in response to a comment making the same point as you, that:

    The actual bike data that you download from the TFL website contains customer record numbers

  21. Evidence they're looking at GG itself? on NYC Considers Google Glass For Restaurant Inspections · · Score: 5, Informative

    NYC eyes Google Glass for restaurant inspections

    including, possibly, the much-maligned Google goggles

    So if the city wanted to use Google Glass

    I don't see any evidence that NYC is actually looking at Google Glass. For all the information in the article, they may have already discounted it. Perhaps they never even considered it.

    In other words, made-up shit.

  22. Re:All the non-coders STFU on Heartbleed Coder: Bug In OpenSSL Was an Honest Mistake · · Score: 1

    He was working on New Years Eve

    Friends don't let friends commit drunk.

  23. Re:I've made a decision on UN Report Reveals Odds of Being Murdered Country By Country · · Score: 1

    You're green and fuzzy with a bad aftertaste?

  24. Re:Were the typos intentional on 93 Harvard Faculty Members Call On the University To Divest From Fossil Fuels · · Score: 1

    Hey, at least they got some punctuation in there.

  25. Dear Nat Geo writer, on Nat Geo Writer: Science Is Running Out of "Great" Things To Discover · · Score: 1

    Science is hard, and we figured out the easy stuff like how to bang the rocks together first.

    The latest evidence is a 'Correspondence' published in the journal Nature

    That's not evidence that we're running out of things to discover.

    seems to confirm the common feeling of an increasing time needed to achieve new discoveries in basic natural sciences—a somewhat worrisome trend

    What's worrisome about it? It's awesome that a hairless ape has come so far in understanding how the universe works for little more than the sheer pleasure of understanding*.

    *also, patent royalties.