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  1. Re:More like the movie Demolition Man on Time Dilation Drug Could Let Heinous Criminals Serve 1,000 Year Sentences · · Score: 5, Funny

    desire to go to the toilet

    I wanted to, but I couldn't work out how to use the three seashells.

  2. Re:But then again, they were also big ReiserFS fan on OpenSUSE 13.2 To Use Btrfs By Default · · Score: 0

    Why can't Reiser continue? Just because he is in prison?

    Yes, exactly because he's in prison, where they don't allow you your own personal computer hardware or general access to the internet.

    Shocking, I know. They'll be locking him in at night next!

  3. Damn right. We need more mavericks and less pen-pushers!

    Scientists Publish Letter Saying

    Aww.

  4. Keywords on Officials: NSA's PRISM Targets Email Addresses, Not Keywords · · Score: 2

    Hey Steve,

    You wanna go out this weekend and do some terrorism?

    Jeff

  5. Re:Yes, but... on Survey Finds Nearly 50% In US Believe In Medical Conspiracy Theories · · Score: 1

    To whit:

    Bart: A conspiracy, eh? You think they might be involved in the Kennedy assassination in some way?
    Homer: I do...now.

  6. Yes, but... on Survey Finds Nearly 50% In US Believe In Medical Conspiracy Theories · · Score: 1

    Survey Finds Nearly 50% In US Believe In Medical Conspiracy Theories

    How many of those started believing in the conspiracy - or, in fact, had only heard of the conspiracy - the moment they were asked about it in the survey?

  7. Re:crime on Full-Disclosure Security List Suspended Indefinitely · · Score: 2

    You know, when you commit a crime and another person is aware of that crime and does nothing, that same person is guilty as well. If theres any legal repercusion to this...

    a) They're not guilty of the same crime
    b) What crime are you talking about?

  8. Re:Watch It Succeed on Sony Announces Virtual Reality Headset For PS4 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ps4 struggles with 1080p to a TV

    No it doesn't, at least not inherently.

    some games like Killzone don't even run at 1080p due to it not being powerful enough to handle it

    That was the game developer's choice. If the PS4 was twice as powerful, they'd have just thrown in twice as many* effects and explosions and it would still run at 720p and 30fps.

    *yes, I know, it doesn't really scale that way.

  9. Re:Nope. on Sony Announces Virtual Reality Headset For PS4 · · Score: 2

    and yet their star games had to sacrifise resolution and framerate in order to run on the ps4

    No, they didn't have to. The fact is, no matter how powerful the console, you can always chuck in more effects and more realistic asplosions by reducing the framerate and resolution to a (debatably) acceptable minimum.

  10. Re:Nope. on Sony Announces Virtual Reality Headset For PS4 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    (probably 1080p 30FPS.. ugh..)

    This is the decision of game designers who choose effects over framerate. The PS4 is perfectly capable of delivering 1080p at 60fps, or 2160p at 120fps*, subject to a reduced graphics budget, but none of them seem to want to go that way these days.

    *by which I mean, it could calculate the values of 8.2 million pixels 120 times a second - other technical qualifications notwithstanding

  11. Re:Now is the time to turn automatic updates off on Firefox 28 Arrives With VP9 Video Decoding, HTML5 Volume Controls · · Score: 1

    Is it supposed to be obvious why?

  12. Re:not even close on A Call For Rollbacks To Previous Versions of Software · · Score: 3

    But you CAN'T try out the software first.

    It's for exactly those cases that the GP is suggesting letting other people try it out first.

  13. Re:Ah, the Planet Pluto on Pluto Regains Its Title As Largest Object In Its Neighborhood · · Score: 2

    a mnemonic from childhood?

    Mary's "Virgin" Excuse Made Joseph Suspect Upstairs Neighbour.

  14. Re:Ah, the Planet Pluto on Pluto Regains Its Title As Largest Object In Its Neighborhood · · Score: 2

    a kilobyte means 1000 bytes.

    That depends on what you think "means" means.

    If I told a room full of people with a background in IT that my file was exactly one kilobyte, I'm pretty sure the vast majority would take me to mean, sans further information, 1024 bytes.Yes, kibibyte is unambiguous. But in most circumstances it's not that helpful to start throwing around obscure terms for the sake of avoiding the slim possibility of misinterpretation.

  15. Re:Things hidden behind other things... on Algorithm Reveals Objects Hidden Behind Other Things In Camera Phone Images · · Score: 1

    It reminded me more of this.

  16. Who decided these were a good idea? Even the BBC did one a few days ago.

  17. Re:Sorry - Has to be posted on Russian State TV Anchor: Russia Could Turn US To "Radioactive Ash" · · Score: 1

    Are you high? That exchange doesn't show hindsight.

    I was talking about the poster's hindsight, not Romney's.

    It shows foresight and understanding by Romney

    Taken on its own there's little to differentiate it from a mildly informed guess.

  18. I'm not the creator of bitcoin either on Dorian Nakamoto Officially Denies That He Created Bitcoin · · Score: 2

    And nor is my wife.

  19. Re:Evidence? on Dorian Nakamoto Officially Denies That He Created Bitcoin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not that kind of high.

  20. Re:Sorry - Has to be posted on Russian State TV Anchor: Russia Could Turn US To "Radioactive Ash" · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hindsight is 20/20.

    How many other things were said at the time by either candidate but weren't borne out by time?

  21. Not true! on Russian State TV Anchor: Russia Could Turn US To "Radioactive Ash" · · Score: 1

    Russia is the only country in the world realistically capable of turning the United States into radioactive ash

    The US could do it too. Haven't they seen T3?

  22. Re:Oh yeah, wasn't that the filter... on UK Government Wants "Unsavory" Web Content To Be Removed · · Score: 2

    Oh yeah, wasn't that the filter designed by an advisor who was later arrested for CP?

    No.

    ...whose brilliant standards of morality lead to the persecution and destruction of everyone from Oscar Wilde to Alan Turing?

    Are you from the US? If so, would you like to discuss standards of morality in the US 60 years ago?

    everyone from Oscar Wilde to Alan Turing?

    What does that even mean? I think what you meant was "some people, including Oscar Wilde and Alan Turing."

  23. What profit? on Sons of Anarchy Creator On Google Copyright Anarchy · · Score: 1

    Yet Google wants to take our content, devalue it, and make it available for criminals to pirate for profit.

    Who's paying for pirated content? Will piracy go away if no-one can profit from it?*

    * Rhetorical. No, it won't.

  24. Re:Execution? on Solar-Powered Toilet Torches Waste For Public Health · · Score: 1

    How long do you calculate it would take to kill someone by this method?

    Some say nitrogen narcosis is the way to go.

  25. Well, duh on The Era of Facebook Is an Anomaly · · Score: 1

    The era of Facebook is an anomaly.

    Well, no shit. Facebook wasn't around for 99.99999% of humanity's time on the planet.

    The idea of everybody going to one site is just weird.

    It's also false.

    Give me one other part of history where everybody shows up to the same social space.

    Give me one other part of history when it was even possible. Also note that it's not actually happening.