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  1. Don't write summaries like this! on Japan's Alleged Death Threat-Making, Cat-Hacking Programmer Says He's Innocent · · Score: 4, Informative

    Inside the memory card in the cat's collar

    What cat?!

    Please, please, if you can't be bothered to write your own summary, at least make sure that the paragraphs you copy and paste make sense by themselves.

    Did you even read what you submitted?

    Editors: at least try to look like you're doing your job.

  2. Re:This is worth a Slashdot article? on Background Javascript Compilation Boosts Chrome Performance · · Score: 2

    For a single-core system, this will make things *slower*.

    Unless Chrome checks how many cores/threads are available and acts accordingly.

  3. What has GPS got to do with it? on Australian Police Deploy 3D Crime Scene Scanner · · Score: 1

    can be used to map crime scenes, including in areas where there is no GPS reception.

    How much use would GPS be when you're mapping a crime scene? Wouldn't you be better off with a camera and a tape measure?

  4. Can we please stop anthropomorphising rovers? on China's Jade Rabbit Fights To Come Back From the Dead · · Score: 4, Funny

    it signed off at the end of January with a poignant message: "Goodnight humanity."

    No it didn't. Some guy in a press office wrote it.

    Can we please stop anthropomorphising rovers? They hate that.

  5. Re:or stop hiding... on Assange's Lawyers: Follow Swedish Law, Interrogate Him In the UK · · Score: 1

    Isn't he on Ecuadorian soil, that happens to be located in the UK?

    Yes

    Actually no. Not that this adds anything to the discussion since the practical situation is effectively the same, and it's a useful colloquial phrase, but an embassy in the UK is still technically "UK soil."

    So Assange is in no way "in Ecuador," but the Vienna Convention means the UK has no right of access to him while he's inside the embassy.

    I had heard that the only bit of true foreign soil within England is the JFK memorial at Runnymede, but it's also said to have been "gifted back" to the UK, so I don't really know what it counts as.

  6. The opposite of news? on This Isn't the First Time Microsoft's Been Accused of Bing Censorship · · Score: 1

    This Isn't the First Time Microsoft's Been Accused of Bing Censorship

    This is the sort of thing you'd expect as a footer to an article on the current accusation. It's not really news in itself, unless it went unreported at the time (which it didn't).

    And Can We Drop the Gratuitous and Arbitrary Capitalisation?

  7. Re:It doesn't matter. on 11-Year UK Study Reports No Health Danger From Mobile Phone Transmissions · · Score: 1

    What have we got to lose by acting as if it's true?

  8. Re:If Google's flying satellites, on Google Earth's New Satellites · · Score: 1

    That doesn't mean that all geostationary satellites are 36000km away from everybody.

  9. Re:Next step on Can Electric Current Make People Better At Math? · · Score: 0

    Whoosh. Also, zap.

  10. Re:About Time! on Researchers Unveil High-Speed Laser Communications Device For Space · · Score: 1

    to...to... to..

    ...c'mon and do the conga.

  11. Sort of a science? Of course on Majority of Young American Adults Think Astrology Is a Science · · Score: 1

    "Pseudo-" means "sort of," right?

  12. Re:Huh? on ICANN's Cozy Relationship With the US Must End, Says EU · · Score: 1

    Any changes to domain IP addresses...

    I don't think that's the only thing ICANN does all day, is it?

    Anything ICANN does is essentially public.

    What about their reasons for doing what they do (do)?

  13. Is the question too loosely worded? on Majority of Young American Adults Think Astrology Is a Science · · Score: 1

    Is the question too loosely worded?

    I'm a staunch rationalist - as, I suspect, are an unrepresentatively high number of people reading this post - and believe that astrology, like homeopathy and the rest, is a load of old bobbins. But if you were to ask me "are they sort-of scientific?", without further qualification, could I honestly answer with a 100% "no"? Astrologers do sums and homeopaths use test tubes in the course of their work. The frameworks of both are based on faulty, if not downright bonkers, assumptions and perpetuated by the unwavering belief of their adherents, but that doesn't mean they can't be "scientific" in part.

  14. Re:Great experiment to completely debunk Astrology on Majority of Young American Adults Think Astrology Is a Science · · Score: 1

    Have a decent sample size of people try to match up the signs.

    By "people" do you mean astrologers? Even if astrology worked I wouldn't expect a significant result if you just asked random joes.

    The other old standby (one I got to run once) is to have an astrologer create horoscopes for a group of people, then ask the group to pick their own horoscope out. It's not perfect - if the astrologer has the birth years of the group, they could slip things like "you get crotchety with modern technology and enjoy Diagnosis Murder" into the old geezer's chart to give themselves a head start - but needless to say, the one I ran was a complete wash-out for the horoscope writer (who was only a hobbyist and didn't really have any expectations of success, but was interested to apply a scientific test to their work).

  15. Re:Astronomy: Astrology for Physicists on Oldest Known Star In the Universe Discovered · · Score: 1

    Why the fuck would you expect it not to be still going?

  16. Re:Motors? on Tiny Motors Controlled Inside Human Cells · · Score: 1

    That is not powering it externally. The moment it leaves your hand, no more energy is being input.

  17. Re:Blindness / Bad Idea on Laser Headlights Promise More Intense, Controllable Beams · · Score: 1

    If "people might be hurt when there's an accident" was a reason not to do something we wouldn't have cars in the first place.

    It's a laser illuminating a phosphor. First guess is that the laser is not designed to/doesn't have to stay in a tight beam for more than a few milli- or centimetres.

  18. Re:... And get fined $10.000 ?? on Laser Headlights Promise More Intense, Controllable Beams · · Score: 1

    What if that nice bright laser hits a reflective object and then points toward a plane?

    That same thing that happens when light from a normal (okay, a bit brighter) headlight points towards a plane.

    I'm not sure whether you're imagining a couple of laser pointers taped to the front of the car projecting two coherent sub-centimetre dots onto the road 600m ahead, but... that's not what's happening. At all.

  19. Re:Motors? on Tiny Motors Controlled Inside Human Cells · · Score: 2

    How are they not motors, just because they're wirelessly powered?

  20. Re:Is this really a problem? on FBI: $10,000 Reward For Info On Anyone Who Points a Laser At an Aircraft · · Score: 1

    Yes, it is really a problem. Why are you focusing on the red laser pointers when you acknowledge that the green ones are a problem? Seems a bit like asking if there's really a problem with gun crime because NERF doesn't hurt (if NERF and real guns were on a continuum, which they aren't really).

    But to say that an el-cheapo red light wielded with harmless intent should be subject to the same penalties...

    Is anyone saying that?

  21. Legos?! on What Are the Weirdest Places You've Spotted Linux? · · Score: 0

    It's "Lego" (or even more strictly, LEGO), dagnabbit. It's a mass noun!

  22. We don't have to. on Getting Young Women Interested In Open Source · · Score: 1

    It seems like a perennial question: 'How do we get more women involved in tech?'

    No, it seems like the kind of question you make up when you haven't got anything better to write an article about.

    We don't have to get more women involved in tech, specifically. There's no magic target number that'll be "right," no 50-50 split to be fought for. Just make sure that women (or less specifically, that everyone) is treated fairly and equally, and those who want to get into tech will.

  23. Re:Typo? on A Dedicated Shell For Git Commands · · Score: 1

    Maybe the submitter thought he'd made a joke. Y'know - take my wife, please *gitish*

  24. Re:You can't prevent all bias. on IBM Employees Caught Editing Wikipedia · · Score: 2

    If I was forced to go back in time to the 1500s and could only take one thing, I'd take...

    ...a time machine.

  25. The difference with Bohr/Einstein on How Blogs Are Changing the Scientific Discourse · · Score: 1

    The difference with Bohr/Einstein was probably something to do with the fact that nobody's multi-billion dollar industry's reputation had potential to be damaged by the results.