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FBI: $10,000 Reward For Info On Anyone Who Points a Laser At an Aircraft

coondoggie writes "Here's a good idea: The FBI has launched a targeted, 60-day program that will offer up to a $10,000 for information leading to the arrest of anyone who intentionally aims a laser at an aircraft. The FBI said the laser-pointing scourge continues to grow at an alarming rate. Since the FBI and the Federal Aviation Administration began tracking laser strikes in 2005, there has been ridiculous 1,000% increase in the number of laser pointing/aircraft incidents. Last year, 3,960 laser strikes against aircraft were reported — an average of almost 11 incidents per day."

445 comments

  1. So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Laser pointers are arbitrarily cheap and getting cheaper. The action of pointing them at an aircraft is arbitrarily easy. The action is motivated by basic human curiosity.

    How is any sort of enforcement ever going to stop this behavior?

    Shouldn't they be looking at a different solution here?

    1. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, this is the right approach. Every time you caught someone pointing a laser pointer to a plane, fine the idiot to bankruptcy to cover the rewards and potential damages to the crew, then throw some terrorism charges and lock them behind bars for 20 years and the number of incidents WILL get down.

      The issue here is idiots failing to understand the consequences of their actions and the potential damages they can cause. A harsh punishment will raise awareness on the problem and once enough awareness is achieved incidents will go down. Not to mention that finding and disposing of morons will potentially become a booming industry and we all benefit from finding and disposing of morons (even temporarily).

    2. Re:So..... by hax4bux · · Score: 1

      I think you could say the same about kids playing with matches.

    3. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bleach is arbitrarily cheap. The action of pouring it in someone's eyes is arbitrarily easy. The action is motivated by basic human curiosity.

      How is any sort of enforcement ever going to stop this behavior?

      Shouldn't they be looking at a different solution here?

    4. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is any sort of enforcement ever going to stop this behavior?

      Shouldn't they be looking at a different solution here?

      Simple Any person caught get's their head on a pike displayed outside an airport.

    5. Re:So..... by gweihir · · Score: 2

      You could use the same argument for kitchen knifes and sticking them into people...

      Stupidity is not acceptable when it seriously endangers others.

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    6. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "fine the idiot to bankruptcy"

      No, send them to be raped in prison and make sure it's highly publicized their arrest, trial and the judge talking about how big bubba will make them his wife while they are there.

      These low IQ morons need to be scared shitless in order for them to stop, and being gang raped in a prison cell just might get the point across to some of them... although some are so dumb, they might not understand it.

      You have to be a 80-IQ drooling moron to point a laser at an aircraft.

    7. Re:So..... by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      Laser seeking high explosive missiles that are auto launched from the aircraft. Kills some of these idiots and word will get out.

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      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    8. Re:So..... by Cruorin · · Score: 0

      Do you realize that analogous punishments for copyright infringement have not actually lowered the number of incidents at all? The fact of the matter is that the "idiots failing to understand the consequences" will always exist, and there are always more being made. Adding harsh punishments simply adds to the consequences that those people do not understand, achieving nothing at all. I would wager that the cause for the increased incidents is because of the increased media attention, which would only increase as harsh punishments are handed down, which would make your solution part of the problem.

      Unless we're somehow going to regulate laser pointers like guns, it would be far more effective to add some sort of countermeasure to the planes themselves, or the pilots.

    9. Re: So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think the motivation is curiosity, I think it is anger. Pilots are ever more disregarding the laws that protect againstnoise pollution and it usually affects poor people, who have less to lose from the risks of shining lasers at the ones they percieve to be the invaders. Very rarely in human history have people committed violent acts out of curiosity.

    10. Re:So..... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I was just coming here to talk about the trend of denying or trivializing the problem by other laser enthusiasts, instead of doing their best to help eliminate the problem that threatens their hobby almost as much as it does the lives of the hundreds of passengers on each plane...thanks for demonstrating it for me.

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    11. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Laser pointers are arbitrarily cheap and getting cheaper. The action of pointing them at an aircraft is arbitrarily easy. The action is motivated by basic human curiosity.

      How is any sort of enforcement ever going to stop this behavior?

      Shouldn't they be looking at a different solution here?

      Yes. Why aren't the windows of aircraft made impervious to laser beams so the pilot(s) never see the laser beam or at least cannot be adversely impacted in the first place? Surely a coating on the windows to keep the laser beam from penetrating the cockpit or passenger cabin is possible.

    12. Re:So..... by bonehead · · Score: 1

      Yeah, windows that don't allow light to pass through them.

      I believe that's called a wall.

    13. Re:So..... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      > idiots failing to understand the consequences of their actions and the potential damages they can cause

      What was the damage? What percentage of the 11 planes fell out of the sky? Are plane hulls vulnerable to lasers? Cat's don't seem to be vulnerable to lasers. Perhaps we should be prosecuting people who point lasers as cats.

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    14. Re: So..... by rhazz · · Score: 1

      Are you really suggesting that across the US, 11 times per day, people are organizing in protest against their societal plight by shining lasers at planes?

    15. Re:So..... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 0

      >Unless we're somehow going to regulate laser pointers like guns, it would be far more effective to add some sort of countermeasure to the planes themselves, or the pilots.

      Like build them out of materials that don't self destruct when exposed to low energy coherent light.

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    16. Re:So..... by TheCarp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And what, pray-tell are you basing your assumption that this will work on? Generally this making a harsh example of people theory seems to do little more than justify enforcement budgets and act as an excuse to not solve underlying problems than it does to actually curb the issues it is aimed at.

      I guess if you insist on not trying to find a creative solution that deals with the actual problem, foisting the issue off on law enforcement and blaming them for not being harsh or effective enough does effectively solve the issue for anyone who isn't all that interested in solving it.

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    17. Re:So..... by jwdb · · Score: 2

      Shouldn't they be looking at a different solution here?

      Care to suggest one?

      It's not like there's a technical solution on the laser pointer end, and as long as pilots use windows there isn't one on the plane end. You could try education, but there will always be idiots.

      Swift justice will do more to get the word out.

    18. Re:So..... by Iniamyen · · Score: 1

      Guns are arbitrarily cheap and getting cheaper. The action of pointing them at a person is arbitrarily easy. The action is motivated by basic human curiosity.

      How is any sort of enforcement ever going to stop this behavior?

      Shouldn't they be looking at a different solution here?

    19. Re:So..... by gIobaljustin · · Score: 1

      What did he demonstrate for you? I see nowhere where he denied or trivialized any problem.

      that threatens their hobby

      It only threatens their hobby if they have an unjust government willing to employ collective punishment or paranoia to achieve whatever goal they wish to achieve.

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    20. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Why aren't the windows of aircraft made impervious to laser beams so the pilot(s) never see the laser beam or at least cannot be adversely impacted in the first place? Surely a coating on the windows to keep the laser beam from penetrating the cockpit or passenger cabin is possible.

      Because that will impair the pilots vision.

    21. Re:So..... by Megol · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of collateral damage?

    22. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had exactly the same idea, only prob is that pranksters would then put laser pointers pointing upwards near people they don't like.
      Tar and feathers should be enough. A nice site with the photo gallery of the pointing guys in a puff of feathers would probably be popular too.

    23. Re:So..... by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Totally solves the problem until someone realizes how he can not only defeat that but turn it against others with....a mirror or camera and remote control. As an added bonus, the blast should scatter the evidence nicely too.

      Care to try again?

       

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    24. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just, you know, tint the windows or give the pilots sunglasses...
      or admit that 99% of the time the pilot of a modern aircraft is playing angry birds on his phone because the autopilot deals with it all.

    25. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that the number of incidents is not increasing "alarmingly" and it's not that dangerous to the crew. This is essentially a "crime of annoyance".

    26. Re:So..... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Here are some better examples of denial and trivialization for you, since you didn't pick up on the common dog-whistle of "modify the planes to be laser-proof instead!"

      http://news.slashdot.org/comme...
      http://news.slashdot.org/comme...
      http://news.slashdot.org/comme...
      http://news.slashdot.org/comme...

      And would it take an unjust government to keep RC planes and unlit towers away from airliners, or just laser pointers?

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    27. Re:So..... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      The State of Texas kills more prisoners than any other. Is their murder rate any lower?

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    28. Re:So..... by nospam007 · · Score: 2

      "Laser seeking high explosive missiles that are auto launched from the aircraft. Kills some of these idiots and word will get out."

      First law of laser:
      Don't point a laser at an aircraft.

      " Ever heard of collateral damage?"

      Second law of laser:
      Don't stand near somebody who is pointing a laser at an aircraft.

    29. Re: So..... by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      No I think he was suggesting that some number of those 11 each day is likely someone pissed off about plane noise in his neigborhood. 11 is a pretty small number compared to both people and flights, it doesn't take much. One pissed off guy could be the cause of those kind of numbers. (though I suspect it would be much easier to solve if that were the case).

      11 times a day is easily within the realm of possibility if you have even a moderate/small population of people pissed off an acting out individually. That could easily account for half or more. If one guy went outside once a day, that would be nearly 10% of the whole issue. If everyone who did this did it once a week, you are looking at a population of ~700 people.... in a country of about 300 million.

      If it really takes so few, the problem is likely intractable from this end, because there will always be some number of people pissed off about anything.

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    30. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine how high it would be if they didnt ...

    31. Re:So..... by Xeno+man · · Score: 1

      No, not quite. Education is a better tool than disproportional punishment. Despite all of the stories and warnings, I have still not seen a video on the effects of lasers from the pilots point of view. People learn from experiencing the consequences, either personal or seeing other people. Telling people not to do something without an explanation isn't going to stop people from doing things.

    32. Re:So..... by Evtim · · Score: 2

      Phew, that's a tough one!

      Here are some thoughts on the matter.

      If you point to stars with a laser [one of the advertized uses of those devices and the only use I would care about if I had one] it might be a tad difficult not to hit a plane by accident from time to time [move your arm by an inch and you cover many miles up there]. Also, the amount of planes these days is ridiculous. Maybe we should accept this minor evil and equip the planes with some filters or something. I don't know, maybe that would be too impractical or pricey. Tough.

      Another thought - this ridiculous increase as the article calls it, is maybe partially due to the fact that they are looking for it. Like doctors that define some new condition and suddenly almost every one on the street has it!

      On the other hand I fully admit that there are [way too] many morons out there. Just the other day a kid was shining a laser on me while I was cycling in Amsterdam. I saw him from afar and was prepared but so many people would not be.

      Sometimes, it's about the right approach indeed :) Let's finish with an anecdote.

      A few winters back it was popular in the Netherlands among the youngsters to throw snowballs on cars, buses ect. and cyclists. I think on few occasions some citizens lost their nerves and I think a Russian guy once did something pretty harsh but I don't remember what it was. Anyway, I am coming home with some food from the restaurant, it's very slippery and I barely manage to stay on the bicycle. A group of 4-5 teens hits me with snowballs. I stop, they prepare to run but I told them I just want to talk.

      So I tried to explain that in such conditions one hit like this and some elderly chap but also anyone else can fall and badly injure themselves [I've dislocated a shoulder falling from a bicycle and that was the least fun I had in my life so far in terms of pain - it was horrible!]. At the beginning they were listening [or pretending] but once they realized I was not threatening in any way [big mistake] they became arrogant and eventually one of them asked me with a kind of a black American accent, imitating some gangsta persona I guess "So, bro, where are you coming from" [we spoke in English]. I was pissed by their arrogance and foolishness and saw an opportunity. I said with carefully nonchalant tone "Oh, I am just coming from Chechnya; I am a Russian soldier and just finished my service there. In the special forces." Utter silence! Their expressions - priceless! I could almost hear the deflation of their egos. That was a few days after that accident I mentioned above and I do have Slavonic features and can speak Russian if called on my bluff. I hope that at least for a few days they were less idiotic.

      In this case it was the parents and the police that were too soft on those idiots. But I don't blame the police. They catch them, report their behavior to the parents and tell them not to do it. We cannot and should not ask anything more from them because on the other hand we know what happens when the police gets to care for your children, don't we?

    33. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not the planes, it's the pilots.

    34. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is nothing analogous in copyright infringement. Here we are talking about a moron intentionally putting hundred of life in danger for his or hers own amusement. Thats criminal behavior and should be prosecuted in a criminal court and a person that fails to understand something as basic as that SHOULD be locked away were it does not endanger others.

      And yes, I'm aware that harsh punishments is sometimes overkill, but in this case is deserved.

    35. Re: So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://www.gazetteandherald.co.uk/news/9242814.Man_dies_after_yobs_stop_air_ambulance_landing_in_Calne/

    36. Re:So..... by BattleApple · · Score: 4, Informative

      The *potential* damage could be a few hundred dead people at the end of a runway. It's not that they're damaging to the eye, they're distracting. When cats start flying aircraft, maybe people will be prosecuted.

      Check out the gifs on this page.. I definitely wouldn't want to try landing a plane in that situation.
      http://www.laserpointersafety....

    37. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you think that causing temporary or or permanently blindness to a pilot while operating a plane is funny?

      Honestly, go and win a Darwin award, you deserve one anyways.

    38. Re:So..... by gIobaljustin · · Score: 1

      Here are some better examples of denial and trivialization for you,

      I see it in a few of those, but questioning the severity of the situation and the proposed solution isn't the same as denying a problem exists.

      since you didn't pick up on the common dog-whistle of "modify the planes to be laser-proof instead!"

      That sounds like a solution that takes the reality of the situation into account, rather than pretending that things like this will stop it. I don't know if it's a good solution, but the intent is there.

      And would it take an unjust government to keep RC planes and unlit towers away from airliners, or just laser pointers?

      It all depends on exactly what you meant. How would it threaten their hobby? What will the government do to threaten it?

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    39. Re: So..... by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      This people are stupid enough to believe in chemtrail conspiricy theories; and, yes, some of them are stupid enough to shoot lasers at them.

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    40. Re:So..... by firewrought · · Score: 1

      Despite all of the stories and warnings, I have still not seen a video on the effects of lasers from the pilots point of view.

      There's one from a police helicopter on youtube somewhere (try Googling it), midway thru the video. The laser light scatters across the windshield like crazy and is pretty distracting. I agree they could do more to dramatize it/educate folks though.

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    41. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well there's the problem...they should all switch to Macs.

    42. Re:So..... by Mister+Liberty · · Score: 0

      Criminal organisation trying to lure the public away from their nefarious activities. Anything new in that?

    43. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Do you mean provide all pilots with bionic eyes? Sorry, but you are a complete idiot if you think that the danger we are discussing is the structural integrity of the plane, the problem with powerful lasers is that they cause temporary blindness on the pilots and multiple exposures or exposure to higher intensities will produce permanent loss of vision.

      If that happens while landing, it could cause the plane to crash and kill everyone in board. Are you willing to accept that risk as a valid consequence of the inane amusement of idiots of your same caliber?

    44. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem isn't that a low powered laser will cit through the aircraft or cause permanent eye damage, it's that the laser on the windshield keeps the pilot from seeing out. Try driving your car with your eyes closed.

      The reason people are stupid enough to pull this incredibly dangerous and irresponsible stunt is because, like you, they don't read (my hint was "Cat's don't seem to be vulnerable to lasers," people who read do NOT use grocer's apostrophes). I think when the first moron with a laser causes an disaster when a plane is landing, that alone will stop non-reading morons like you you to stop that stupid shit.

    45. Re:So..... by mt1955 · · Score: 1

      Posting to undo mod mistake

    46. Re:So..... by Kongming · · Score: 1

      Imagine how high it would be if they didnt ...

      In 2013, the murder rate would have been about 13 lower. Source:

      http://www.txexecutions.org/stats.asp

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    47. Re:So..... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      In the case of unlit towers, it is simply illegal to build a structure over a certain height with no lights on it. For RC planes, they aren't allowed to fly over a certain ceiling altitude or in areas near airports.

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    48. Re:So..... by Githaron · · Score: 1

      Perhaps we should start using sensor data as a primary means of navigation and windows (which are normally covered) as an emergency backup. There would be redundant sensors so that even if a couple sensors were temporarily blinded the data visuallization could still happen unimpeded. Of course, at that point, maybe we should just automate the planes completely.

    49. Re:So..... by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      can you cite any reference to anything bad happening from pointing a laser at an aircraft?
      really, i'm asking. i've never heard of one.

    50. Re:So..... by Githaron · · Score: 1

      Would sunglasses be enough?

    51. Re:So..... by sacdelta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      35 incidents where pilots required medical attention. There's your damage.

      There are generally two ways to approach safety.
      1) Wait for consequences and then try to fix the cause
      2) Identify dangerous situations and fix them before people get hurt

      Either approach can be taken too far to the extreme, but in this case there have already been issues and the frequency of the incidents are increasing. I would rather stop the problem before a plane falls out of the sky. At 11 incidents PER DAY, statistics favor something happening.

      One could argue that "kids will be kids", but at what point is a kid playing with matches not considered safe. Tools exist and many tools are dangerous and it takes education and awareness to help people know how to use things properly.

      Personally, I think they should make an example out of a few of them and have them charged with 200 counts of attempted murder. It would certainly get some awareness to the issue.

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    52. Re:So..... by cpaalman · · Score: 1

      They know that this will not solve the problem, and are waiting for you to provide them with a creative solution.

      Since you haven't gotten around to supplying them with your enlightened solution, they are going to have to move forward with plan B.

      Not sure what makes people think there is a magical "them" that come up with solutions, and if everyone sits around taking no action, "them" will come through for "us". Looks to me like the FAA and FBI are taking the stance that magic just isn't going solve this one, so they are trying a tactic, popular or not.\

    53. Re: So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would wonder how many people try things but are unable to do enough to even hit the aircraft or hit it in a way that would be noticeable. Those that argue it would be too difficult to be a credible threat would be implying that a lot more attempts are being made then we notice. If on the other hand it is pretty easy, then it would go back to only taking a handful of people with too much time on their hands.

    54. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The issue here is idiots failing to understand the consequences of their actions and the potential damages they can cause.

      I know- all these planes, 11 a day, I think they said, crashing, killing all aboard.

      What? They didn't crash? There was absolutely no harm done at all?? Oh, I see.

    55. Re:So..... by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      Do you realize that analogous punishments for copyright infringement have not actually lowered the number of incidents at all?

      Because enforcement is so tepid and inconsistent. If you download a movie illegally, do you expect someone to come looking for you?

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    56. Re:So..... by farble1670 · · Score: 1, Troll

      The *potential* damage could be a few hundred dead people at the end of a runway. It's not that they're damaging to the eye, they're distracting. When cats start flying aircraft, maybe people will be prosecuted.

      what about the potential damage of throwing snowballs at cars? very distracting to the driver. should the FBI get involved? turn in your neighbor? i can assure you that the number of snowballs thrown at cars far outweighs the number of laser pointers shined at planes.

      we shouldn't be wasting time trying to speculate on potentially harmful actions. we have plenty of real, unquestionable harmful actions to investigate.

      p.s., i really hope that between the captain, first officer, and flight engineer, they could avoid crashing the plane in the case of a distracting light.

    57. Re:So..... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. Is this seriously endangering others?

      To use the cellphone example, if this were seriously endangering others, we should have at least 1 airplane crash a month. So obviously it's not seriously endangering people: Number of airplanes crashed due to laser interference: 0.

      How many pilots have been injured by laser pointers? I'm pretty sure we come back with "None."

    58. Re:So..... by jklovanc · · Score: 0

      1. Kids that throw snowballs at cars are often reported to the police.

      2. Since when has a snowball temporarily or permanently blinded a driver.

      3. Since when is a driver hauling around hundreds of passengers?

    59. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The crime is not analogous, the punishment is, in the severity of punishment in some cases. My point was that harsh punishments do not actually deter crimes to any meaningful extent. I could have used drug distribution prison sentences just as well as an example, but felt that copyrights would be a topic that those on slashdot have more experience with, if only because of the quantity of articles submitted here about them.

    60. Re:So..... by Cruorin · · Score: 1

      Bionic eyes could work, but I was thinking more along the lines of protective eyewear that would filter out the intense light, or dull it enough that it does not blind the pilot. To be worn during takeoff and landing only would be most practical, but that's just my inexperienced opinion.

    61. Re:So..... by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      1. Kids that throw snowballs at cars are often reported to the police.

      is the FBI making pleas to the public to report snow ball throwers? and btw, if you do report snow ball throwers to the police, you are an idiot and you are wasting our tax dollars.

      2. Since when has a snowball temporarily or permanently blinded a driver.

      a snow ball couldn't occlude the windshield of a car? seems pretty likely to me.

      3. Since when is a driver hauling around hundreds of passengers?

      by that logic then, pointing a laser at light aircraft shouldn't be reported to the FBI right?

      also, you need to consider the overall potential for mayhem and murder. there's a lot more kids throwing snowballs each day (well, in the winter) than there is laser pointers. also consider not only the driver, but the kids along side the road sledding. won't someone think of the children?

    62. Re:So..... by doggo · · Score: 1

      Of course the thing about justice is, does the punishment fit the crime?

      I mean, I suppose you could go ahead and get all medieval about this, but what exactly happens when someone points a laser pointer at an aircraft? We're talking laser pointers, right? Not industrial lasers that can cut through stuff, right? Not sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads? Laser pointers, they don't seem like that big of a threat. They're not very precise either, so...

      Are we talking about knocking out navigation, disabling hydraulics, burning a hole through the windows, disrupting communication? Or are we talking about an annoying glare, like at a rave, where the pilot could just look down at her instruments until the plane was out of range?

      I bet a hefty fine would work pretty well.

    63. Re:So..... by w3woody · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't they be looking at a different solution here?

      Well, they could equip aircraft with air-to-surface missiles designed to track laser pointers, and allow pilots to legally fire back. But I think a legal solution involving a few public arrests and some public education may be preferable.

    64. Re:So..... by kaladorn · · Score: 2

      That would depend whether that distraction, piled on top of perhaps many others occurring at the same time, led to some important fact being overlooked...

      The PD, by the way, will follow up on snowballs. People have been killed from snowballs (or ice) hurled from overpasses causing car accidents on major thoroughfares. That in fact IS worth prosecuting. That is REAL harm.

      Also, red herring comparison in the sense that the average pilot of an airliner having a mishap means way more involved parties than just himself or himself and a couple of friends/relatives as is the car case. It can involve hundreds of people. If you were wanting to compare packed buses and snowball/rock chuckers or tanker tractor trailer combos, then maybe you'd be closer to an accurate comparison.

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    65. Re:So..... by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      feathers is the right idea but you are going the wrong way.

      Put them in a White Swan tutu Costume and post a video (with them doing poses and such) to a section of Youtube.

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    66. Re:So..... by kaladorn · · Score: 1

      Also note that not all laser pointers are the same. The little laser pointer you play with your cat is available in much larger versions with a much stronger emitter. Those can do lasting eye damage fairly fast.

      What's a pilot's eyesight worth? I'd say millions, given a lost career at the annual pay rate of a multi-engine Airline Transport Pilot's salary, not counting the human cost. So if people can cause this sort of damage with these pointers, why is it not worth pursuing?

      I'm all for hardening up the planes with appropriate countermeasures.

      Frankly, being a bit mean, I'd be okay with a back-trace and counter-measure system... but then I'm a big believer in the effect of effective self-defense. Yes, deterrence from splattering one idiot may not stop every idiot. But it will have stopped that idiot. Even if all it did was lase them back with a strong laser pointer.... (okay that's a bad idea and I know it, but I hate the attitude that some people have that these kind of crappy pranks are somehow okay for kids to be pulling (or adults)... stupidity SHOULD be painful....)

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    67. Re:So..... by NFN_NLN · · Score: 4, Funny

      1. Find "80-IQ drooling moron to point a laser at an aircraft"
      2. Give them a laser pointer
      3. Show them an airplane
      4. Profit ~ $10,000

      The 'murican dream.

    68. Re: So..... by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      well then folks should stop putting Houses on the glide path foot print of an airport (or sound proof the houses).

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    69. Re:So..... by jklovanc · · Score: 1, Insightful

      is the FBI making pleas to the public to report snow ball throwers?

      I believe the FBI has jurisdiction over aircraft safety not random local snowball throwing.

      a snow ball couldn't occlude the windshield of a car? seems pretty likely to me.

      Not the whole windshield and it can be cleared by windshield wipers. Laser dazzle is complete and can last quite a while.

      by that logic then, pointing a laser at light aircraft shouldn't be reported to the FBI right?

      The first two reasons are enough.

      you need to consider the overall potential for mayhem and murder. there's a lot more kids throwing snowballs each day

      I really hate these "If you can't control everything we should not control anything" statements. Kids throwing snowballs have a much lower injury potential than laser dazzling pilots.

    70. Re:So..... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 0

      Of the 4000 lasers pointed at air planes, how many caused loss of life or property?

    71. Re:So..... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Has that ever happened?

    72. Re: So..... by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      I guess it depends how hard we are talking. "A handful of people with too much time on their hands" is how many? I mean, even 10,000 or 20,000 people is a drop in the bucket of a population our size. Hell, I wonder how many are people going "hey look at that shooting star over there" "dude that is a plane" "shit".

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    73. Re:So..... by Howitzer86 · · Score: 1

      I can imagine a worse scenario. Kids daring other kids to point dinky little Class 1 pointers at planes. The pilot won't see it, and even if he did, it wouldn't hurt him, let alone track him with a steady beam long enough to do so. The other kids can report it, and next thing you know you see a bunch of idiots prosecuted by other idiots for doing idiotic, but harmless things.

      Meanwhile, the real threat has high powered lasers mounted on tripods with scopes, which they aren't afraid to use if the Black Helicopters fly over their property again.

    74. Re:So..... by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      > Looks to me like the FAA and FBI are taking the stance that magic just isn't going solve
      > this one, so they are trying a tactic, popular or not.\

      This would be one place we disagree, because if they expect this tactic to work, they are indeed hoping for some sort of magic to solve their problem. Seems more like that since no solution is in sight, they are just going to go ahead making busy work for themselves to justify their paychecks.

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    75. Re:So..... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      what about the potential damage of throwing snowballs at cars? very distracting to the driver. should the FBI get involved?

      That is a lot easier to get caught doing, and it could still lead to an accident which the snowball thrower ought to be liable for.
      The laser issue is more like throwing a brick at the bus drivers window, or, and I know this is a real stretch, shining a laser at a bus drivers eyes.

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    76. Re:So..... by vpness · · Score: 1

      handguns are also arbitrarily cheap and getting cheaper. The action of you pointing them at me is arbitrarily easy. The action is motivated by ... (this is where my parroting post this breaks down). How is any sort of law enforcement going to stop you from pointing that gun at me. Shouldn't I be looking at a different solution here?

    77. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > raped in prison

      stfu, you asshole. That's still not funny.

    78. Re:So..... by immaterial · · Score: 1

      BattleApple posted this earlier in the thread: http://www.laserpointersafety....

    79. Re:So..... by farble1670 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I believe the FBI has jurisdiction over aircraft safety not random local snowball throwing.

      okay sorry about that. is *anyone* FBI making pleas to the public to report snow ball throwers?

      I really hate these "If you can't control everything we should not control anything" statements. Kids throwing snowballs have a much lower injury potential than laser dazzling pilots.

      spend your effort on issues that are causing real problem, not hypothetical ones.

      Laser dazzle is complete and can last quite a while.

      well, snow sightedness can last even longer. see, i can make up fake medical terms as well. search for "laser dazzle" why don't you? you'll get a bunch of references to military grade laser weapons. sort of off topic.

    80. Re:So..... by benzapp · · Score: 1

      great story. Thanks.

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    81. Re:So..... by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      1. shine 100 lasers at aircraft (which happens every 9 days according to the FBI)
      2. throw ten bricks at bus windows

      want to bet me on which causes more harm? AFAIK, there are no complaints of injury, damage, or death from a laser pointed at an aircraft.

    82. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The crime IS endangering of an aircraft vehicle while in operation, bodily harm to the pilot and murder attempt to everyone aboard the plane. A hefty fine is just the beginning, those are CRIMINAL charges and more than enough to lock the idiot for a dozen of years AT LEAST.

    83. Re:So..... by crakbone · · Score: 2

      I think your right. So far none of this has been particularly malicious. However, it shows a viable threat to aircraft and should be handled terminatedly. If a low power level laser that is powered by 2 AAA batteries is capable of messing up the landing sequence of a muti-million dollar plane with hundreds of people on I don't think it should be protected a possible fine. Maybe use cameras for landing. They currently have better fog penetration and can see better at night. A laser wont do any real damage to them and then if there is a problem with the cameras the pilot can always look out the window.

    84. Re: So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the part about how cars can just stop. Airplanes cannot. Well not until they hit the ground, which also probably counts more as "blowing the fuck up" than just stopping.

    85. Re: So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know this is always near airports? TFA doesn't make any mention of the specific locations of the incidents.

    86. Re: So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dont think it was a joke.

    87. Re:So..... by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      At this point, the episodes of blindness can be controlled though the fact that commercial airliners have a pilot and co-pilot. If one is blinded, the other takes controls. Civil aviation has an extreme hard on for avoiding single points of failure, to the point of forbidding pilots from eating the same item from in-flight menu as to avoid potential of food poisoning taking both pilots out of commission. Then there's the autopilot system on top of it. So no crashes that we know of at this point in time, just some close calls.

      The same hard on for safety however dictates that something should be done about the problem. And as someone who would like to keep his eyes healthy for as long as possible, I happen to agree, as those laser pointers are equally present in drunken parties.

    88. Re:So..... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Use smaller shaped explosives, I'm not recommending 1000 pound bunker busters. Jeesh, what kind of madman are you?

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    89. Re:So..... by Idarubicin · · Score: 1

      If you point to stars with a laser [one of the advertized uses of those devices and the only use I would care about if I had one] it might be a tad difficult not to hit a plane by accident from time to time [move your arm by an inch and you cover many miles up there].

      It's not that difficult. Aircraft are actually relatively easily identified even by the amateur astronomer; just look for the stars that are moving rapidly across the sky while strobing brightly. Even right next to an airport, the aircraft tend to be miles apart and following specific corridors through the sky. Turn off the pointer and wait a minute if there's a plane in the piece of sky you're interested in. Anyone not capable of that trivial bit of due diligence shouldn't be outside pointing a laser at the sky--and probably shouldn't be trusted with scissors, either.

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    90. Re:So..... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I dont think so because people that point lasers at aircraft have an IQ that is below 90 and pretty much incapable of coming up with a remote control let alone understand how a mirror works.

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    91. Re:So..... by Idarubicin · · Score: 1

      ...should the FBI get involved?

      Air safety is a federal responsibility in the United States. That's why the FBI is involved; this is their jurisdiction.

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    92. Re:So..... by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Idiots doing this kind of thing is why they ended up de facto banning laser pointers greater than 1 mW here in Australia (technically, if you had one before the ban, you can keep it, but you require a firearms licence since the pointers are now governed by the same laws that regulate weapons).

      For the same reasons as it is difficult to regulate firearms in the US (constitutional rights, porous borders, inconsistent State-level laws), I suspect it would be difficult to regulate high-power laser pointers though, so yeah, not sure what you guys can do that'll actually have some effect, other than harsh enforcement...

    93. Re:So..... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      What about Single pilot planes? helicopters? During landing an take off there might not be time to correct. Plus, if you had actually looked into it and then thought before your IQ 80 knee jerk reactions would know the some laser with scatter among the entire flight deck, blinding everyone temporarily.

      At some point in your life, you should take a course on risk analysis.

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    94. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope someone hit you in the face with a 2000 mW LASER.

      You myopic ass.

    95. Re:So..... by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      You forgot the zeroeth law: do not shine laser in remaining eye.

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    96. Re:So..... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L...

      There have been incidents, and the wikipedia page shows an accurate example of the windscreen being hit by a laser. Many people her thing it would just be a dot someone in the flight deck. What it does is illuminate the entire wind screen, and flight deck.

      LASER are getting cheaper, more powerful and widely available. This is a case of forward thinking.

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    97. Re:So..... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Counter to what many people on ., think, there are many studies showing making things illegal has a real negative impact on usage.
      This has been seen over and over again.

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    98. Re:So..... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      False comparison.
      Murder is much more broadly defined over all the the qualification to be tried for a death sentence.
      However, murders is a bad comparison because the vast majority of murders are a one time crime of passion that aren't very likely to happen again.

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    99. Re:So..... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Education is the betst tool, but I don't consider UP TO 10,000 disproportional.

      Did you try looking at this new place called wikipedia? it's hard to find for the slow, so here, i'll help:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L...

      Yes I'm being an ass, but you deserve it. I mean, clearly you just went off and posted without minimal research.

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    100. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just how much time do I have to do so my family can collect this 10,000.

    101. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enter "Pilot view of laser" into YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=pilot%20view%20of%20laser&sm=3

    102. Re:So..... by jklovanc · · Score: 0

      i can make up fake medical terms

      There are quite a few examples of lasers injuring pilots. Here is one.

      A Dallas Police Department incident report says the medic, Michael Pruitt, sustained “a burn to his right eye” and was “unable to see out of it.”

    103. Re:So..... by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      i never said there were no incidents. i said there are no incidents that resulted in damage or injury. e.g.,

      On March 28, 2008, a "coordinated attack" took place using four green laser pointers aimed at six aircraft landing at the Sydney (New South Wales) Australia airport.[39][40] As a result of this attack plus others, a law was proposed in mid-April 2008 in NSW to ban possession of handheld lasers, even "harmless classroom pointers".[41][42] The Australian state of Victoria has reportedly had a similar ban since 1998, but press reports state that it is easy to buy lasers without a permit.[43]

      sounds like a pretty extreme example of an attack. no injuries. what do you make of that? no injuries, but now people are restricted from buying even the lowest power lasers.

    104. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people with low IQ are also tending to use low power lasers that are easily gotten off the shelf and don't require much effort. But I've known plenty of teenagers (and a few adults) with plenty of mechanical and electrical ability assemble things and then blatantly disregard safety of others for the sake of having fun, coolness, attention getting, or "I don't know why I did that."

    105. Re: So..... by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      You forgot the part about how cars can just stop. Airplanes cannot. Well not until they hit the ground, which also probably counts more as "blowing the fuck up" than just stopping.

      So much for air brakes then, eh? :D

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    106. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One could argue that "kids will be kids", but at what point is a kid playing with matches not considered safe.

      The point where their parents consider their child's risk of self harm, juxtaposed against their risk of causing harm to society at large, and decide to take the damn matches away and explain to the child that what they're doing is unacceptably dangerous.

      Tools exist and many tools are dangerous and it takes education and awareness to help people know how to use things properly.

      Education starts at birth. Proper education is best enforced by good, consistent parenting.

      Anecdote: My parents smacked me when I was rude, lectured me when I was doing something dangerous, and curtailed my freedoms for my own good when I did something ill advised. They also encouraged me to develop my own interests, applauded me when I showed good judgment, and made sure I knew when I did the right thing as opposed to the popular thing.

      Every parent needs to follow that example, and not let their little brats do whatever they want. It might seem a bit authoritarian, but a good strong upbringing is the best defense against the idiocy of society.

      When I was 10 I'd never have considered pointing a laser at a plane because I'd get smacked and lectured. At 20 I knew it was dangerous to others and wouldn't do it solely on those grounds. At 30 I know I'd smack my wayward kid and explain to them exactly what is wrong with doing something like that.

    107. Re:So..... by tragedy · · Score: 1

      No, this is the right approach. Every time you caught someone pointing a laser pointer to a plane, fine the idiot to bankruptcy to cover the rewards and potential damages to the crew, then throw some terrorism charges and lock them behind bars for 20 years and the number of incidents WILL get down.

      No, the right approach is obviously to confiscate all of his property, then execute him slowly and painfully in the public square. Better yet, execute him after executing his family and closest friends in front of him. For that matter, death penalty for the slightest infraction. Traffic infraction: death! Littering: death! Late library book: death! Sneeze too loud in public: death! Heck, sneeze too loud at home: death!

      Seriously, what is wrong with people and their complete lack of perspective on the harshness of punishments? I

    108. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you get distracted by a laser dot while landing an airplane you are either 1: An incompetent fool that didn't pass any pilot's exam or 2: A cat. But if you get it in your eye or if it refracts (right word?) over the windshield like the shittiness of the slashdot beta on a computer screen then I can see how that can be dangerous. But one way they can avoid the whole laser problem is to just not have windshields just like not having a slashdot beta :D

    109. Re:So..... by Barryke · · Score: 1

      They should just inflate the autopilot.

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    110. Re:So..... by Barryke · · Score: 1

      > Laser dazzle is complete and can last quite a while.

      The pilots and their windows are on the top side of the aircraft. The lasers are pointed to its belly. Can that do any dazzle/harm whatsoever?
      I imagine a landing with horizontal lasers would, but while trafficking (likely by autopilot) i doubt that.

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    111. Re:So..... by Redmancometh · · Score: 1

      And this is how cool shut gets banned...

    112. Re:So..... by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      There are many reports of pilots being hit in the eyes by lasers.
      Pilots can see the ground from the cockpit which mean that a laser from the ground can reach the pilot's eyes. That is called reciprocity. It is during landing that pilots are most vulnerable and have the smallest margin for error.

    113. Re:So..... by Barryke · · Score: 1

      So the only risk factor here, is when the laser points through the windows into the cabin?
      What is the risk involved when the laser beam goes vertical parallel to (not hitting) a cabin window?

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    114. Re:So..... by guises · · Score: 1

      It's not like there's a technical solution on the laser pointer end, and as long as pilots use windows there isn't one on the plane end.

      What? You can just use windows that filter the appropriate frequencies. Lasers are already regulated, you'd just have to add a tidbit that says laser pointers can only be sold at these specific frequencies. It wouldn't effect legal use - it's not like you really need a rainbow of colors just to point at things.

    115. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, what is wrong with people? We are only talking about idiots doing stuff that may cause permanent loss of vision of pilots, ending their careers and endangering the life of everyone aboard the plane for his own amusement. The punishment should fit the crime, so lets do some maths.

      The price of a 767 (middle-to large size plane common in commercial flights) in 2013 was roughly 180 million US dollars and can carry up to 375 passengers plus the crew, so lets add another 20 million in funeral expenses, wreckage investigation and cleanup (I know, I'm been a cheapskate). What kind of punishment do you think will fit a crime causing ~200 million USD in damages and ~375 deaths should get?

      Stupidity does not make you immune to the law and neither ignorance.

    116. Re:So..... by flyneye · · Score: 1

      I smell pay dirt! $10k!
      I could drive by the airports on a summer night looking for drunk teenagers for that kind of money.
      On the other hand for a small investment of beer and a few pointers, rednecks will only do whats natural.
      Daddy needs to pay off his mortgage....

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    117. Re:So..... by jwdb · · Score: 1

      With regards to making only certain lasers legal, what happens when someone imports one from another country that doesn't ban them? You have to find and prosecute them anyway.

      But more importantly, just filtering out a few specific frequencies but leaving the rest of the spectrum unaffected is not something you "just" do, but is a technically challenging problem. You're also filtering out primary colors, so that's gonna affect color vision of the pilots. I'd rather give the pilots an unimpaired view, on the off chance they need it, and just go after the idiots misusing the pointers.

    118. Re:So..... by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      Actually, it won't destroy the pilot's eyes but just turn the windshield bright white (or green, or whatever the laser's color) from all the laser light reflecting off dust or tiny imperfections in the glass. Just think about what a low-standing sun does to cars with a dusty windshield.

      Cockpit illumination

    119. Re:So..... by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Here we are talking about a moron intentionally putting hundred of life in danger ...

      Not necessarily. Could be amateur astronomers pointing out a "star" to a fellow astronomer using his 'leet laser pointed imported from China...

      These pointers are frequently used during these group stargazing events, and yes, many of these people do point at moving objects (planets, satellites,...), and it's easy to see how a plane could end up being confused with satellites or planets by less experienced stargazers.

    120. Re:So..... by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Ahem....and what makes you think the set of people who would realize this and abuse it is a subset of people who would otherwise point a laser at a plane?

      I don't think that follows at all. I mean there is likely some intersection of those sets, but I wouldn't expect it to be a lot.

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    121. Re:So..... by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      I assume you meant "engage". Which would suggest that you simply do not understand how modern civil aviation works.

    122. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think I've met a pilot that has not seen the movie "Airplane" and would not get that reference...

    123. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps we should be building plane hulls out of cats.

    124. Re:So..... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      It's not the pilots, it's the cats.

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    125. Re:So..... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      >p.s., i really hope that between the captain, first officer, and flight engineer, they could avoid crashing the plane in the case of a distracting light.

      Or do what they do when they don't have visibility.. ILR.

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    126. Re:So..... by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      I've never heard of it until you told me about it. Had to look it up on wikipedia.

      Of course, I haven't owned a TV in over 1/3 of my life, so I'm probably not the one to judge movie popularity.

    127. Re:So..... by crakbone · · Score: 1

      I believe this clip should clear the idea up quickly. The scene in reference is 4:55. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

    128. Re:So..... by ejasons · · Score: 1

      Counter to what many people on ., think, there are many studies showing making things illegal has a real negative impact on usage.

      Yes, but only if the perpetrators think that there is a high liklihood of getting caught. If the penalties are very high, but the liklihood of being caught is low, there is little deterrence...

    129. Re:So..... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      They would be soft, furry and laser resistant. I don't see a problem here.

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    130. Re:So..... by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Probably none but that is not what we are talking about. The issue is lasers aimed into cockpits.

    131. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still pushing the prison rape narrative, eh? Truthfully, it's insignificantly rare, nowhere near the media's (literal?) scared straight machine would have you believe. Can we stop this fear-mongering already?

    132. Re:So..... by tragedy · · Score: 1

      Every idiot kid who throws a rock off an overpass could potentially kill a busload of people. Sometimes they do kill someone, but most of the time they don't and most of the time, they don't get executed or sent to prison for life. That doesn't mean that they aren't being rotten, disgusting excuses for human beings when they do it, it just means that they didn't actually kill anyone. Frankly it seems to me that the people I know personally who are most in favor of extremely harsh punishments for everything are exactly the same people who also did (or sometimes still do) things like driving drunk, racing on public roads, discharging firearms illegally, etc. The hypocricy, self-entitlement and exceptionalism just gets sickening.

      I'm by no means suggesting that doing anything to intentionally put a plane full of people at risk, even when the risk is small, isn't a scummy thing to do, nor that it shouldn't be illegal. That doesn't mean that we have to go insane on punishment. Let's not forget that such punishments would end up being applied equally both to psychos who really want to murder hundreds of people and to anyone who simply says to themselves: "gee, I can see the dot from my harmless class 1 laser pointer on the fuselage of that distant plane when I track it. Neat!".

    133. Re:So..... by Xeno+man · · Score: 1

      Holy shit! You can use the internet for research?

      Yes clearly you're being an ass, but that's just because you really want to be. I never said I couldn't find one, I said I haven't seen one. The fact I haven't seen one doesn't mean they don't exist, but highlights the lack of public education and not my inability to so an internet search. Look at the links the replies have provided. Dry data and safety related. Yea, people that point lasers at aircraft spend a lot of time on sites like that.

      The fact I haven't seen a video casually up to that point mean public awareness is incredibly low. What is needed is more public education. Education in schools, more news stories, even some safety commercials. I don't mean the level of drinking and driving safety but more than the next to none that we have now.

    134. Re:So..... by Anti-Social+Network · · Score: 1

      It's better than banning lasers altogether, which seems to be the only viable alternative.

      Note, I'm one of those crazy bastards that has a 1W blue laser that can light things on fire, pop balloons, cut dark-colored foam, etc. But I am paranoid about the safety aspect and I don't let anyone borrow it or use it without all potentially affected persons wearing eye protection. I have no sympathy for those idiots who think it's fun to use irresponsibly and I even chewed out a few security guards at a grocery store for shining their cheap low-end green lasers all over the store front where people driving could get hit by them and get in an accident. If you don't know that pointing highly focused light beams at people operating vehicles is dangerous, you need to go away for awhile because you're obviously unsuited to the complexities of first-world modern life. It's amost the same level of stupid as dropping rocks off of freeway overpasses.

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  2. Reflective cockpit windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't there something akin to a one-way mirror coating we could be putting on aircraft windshields to lessen or eliminate this threat? Certainly it would make it a tad darker for the pilots to see but also would assist them when flying towards the sun as well!

    1. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't there something akin to a one-way mirror coating we could be putting on aircraft windshields to lessen or eliminate this threat? Certainly it would make it a tad darker for the pilots to see but also would assist them when flying towards the sun as well!

      I was thinking along the same lines. They can handle the sun, which is always shining above clouds in daytime, but not a laser pointer? Come on.

    2. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by hax4bux · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I do not wear sunglasses when landing at night.

    3. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. In the place where I live, there is also a growing trend of cretins pointing lasers at ambulance helicopters. Even if the pilot manages a safe emergency landing, this could well kill the person being transported.

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    4. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Googling "Laser Safety Glasses" produces many options for glasses that filter various wavelengths. A lightly tinted lens shouldn't inhibit a pilot's ability to see, even at night.

    5. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by hax4bux · · Score: 1

      Here is a better idea: "don't distract the pilot"

      I think it should be more sporting. I think I should get to shoot back.

    6. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Indeed that would be stupid. But there's no reason you shouldn't wear anti-laser glasses.

    7. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who works on lasers, those laser safety glasses can be a huge pain and make seeing difficult even for work on basic hand tools on a work bench depending what wavelengths you want to block, and how much you want to spend and protect the glasses from scratches. A large number of eye injuries to experienced people in the field happen because the glasses are getting in the way and they don't wear them despite knowing the risks.

      That said, you could probably, at some cost, make line filters for the common red and green laser pointers, but at some point, you will only be able to block the most common colors without ending up with welding glasses. And even then, you are going to have some impact on color vision and possibly vision of certain indicators in the cockpit that may use similar colors.

    8. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not? That's what you have instruments for.

    9. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      With current technology, it would probably be fairly trivial to fire a laser back at any painters in order to blind them and get them to give up. I could see this defensive measure being installed on commercial airliners as a way to stop them.

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    10. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by coolsnowmen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      For which wavelength?

    11. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by GenieGenieGenie · · Score: 1

      Laser light is collimated and therefore much more dangerous to your retinae.

    12. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fair enough, that being said, almost all police officers wear bullet proof vests, but their individual risk of being shot at (averaged nationally) is pretty low. Wouldn't it just be easier to tell people to stop shooting at the police? Rather than spending $10k to arrest one perpetrator, pool that money and give the pilots safety equipment.

    13. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do not wear sunglasses when landing at night.

      Once upon a time (the late seventies) I had a student who had a night restriction on his private pilot's license. To remove it we had to fly around at night for an hour or 3 - I can't recall what the exact requirement was.

      We took off just before sunset and spent the next couple hours or so toodling around the Puget Sound area. The student kept saying how hard it was and asking how do you get used to night flying. I said it wasn't a big deal, the lights outline the coast - you get used to it.

      When we'd spent enough time aloft to get the restriction removed he flew us back to Boeing Field and landed just fine. We taxied in, shut down - and that's when he took his sunglasses off.

      Thanks for bringing back a great memory.

    14. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to run a rifle range, and this was a common complaint regarding the safety glasses. Cheap glasses wore out quickly, and never fit anyone right. In my experience you had to spend more than $75 to get ones that fit well, much like buying eye glasses.

    15. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      lasers come in different wavelengths. you could get lenses that block all wavelengths. it's called a blindfold.

    16. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      You should. It'll make your corpse look really cool. :^D

    17. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2

      > For which wavelength?

      ~532nm.

      99.9% of these cases involve the cheapo frequency doubled greenies. All the other colors are significantly more expensive for the power levels that are dangerous to pilots and are thus both exponentially more rare and much more likely to be owned by people who know better than to do stupid shit with them.

      There is no theoretically perfect solution, but there is a practical solution.

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    18. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, but that's just you, right?

      Personally, I'd have no objections to shooting the bastards on sight.

    19. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do, but then again my vision is augmented.

    20. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Might not be too bad as long as the cockpits don't use any LED indicators or displays in the 500-550 nm range.

    21. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you expect him to see the instruments if he's wearing sun glasses?

    22. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Couple quick points:
      1) When they're above the clouds, they're relying on instrumentation and autopilot more often than not, and the sun is something they're ready to deal with since they're expecting it.

      2) The directed light from a laser can refract to create a veiling glare across the windscreen (i.e. the whole thing looks like it suddenly turns green), making it nearly impossible for the pilot to see anything. Even more damaging, it can also temporarily eliminate a pilot's night vision.

      3) The times that a ground-based laser is actually able to hit the windscreen are the times when the plane is under manual control and oftentimes relying on visuals instead of instrumentation, such as takeoff, approach, or landing. As such, cutting off their visuals could have a serious impact on them, and human error in response to sudden and unexpected stimuli also enters the equation, which is particularly dangerous since they are in close proximity to the ground.

    23. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by geekoid · · Score: 1

      So, you don't want the pilots to see any green from their instrumentation?
      Nice.

      Think again.

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    24. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      The thing is, we do tell people to stop shooting at the police and you definitely can get rewards for ratting out somebody who shoots at the police.

    25. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmn. So if I point a UV laser at an aeroplane, a laser around 248 nm (Xr-F), the pilots will never see it, but rather be simply blinded on a portion of their retina.

      So, then, Mr. FBI, are you going to find me? An invisible laser, causing real eye-tissue damage, but undetectable with your "modern" surveillance cameras?

      Don't bother trying to come by my place to investigate. These things take 220 VAC, plus an environmentally isolated F2 tank of gas. Plus many other accoutrements. If your goal is to haul in three tons worth of equipment into my home to frame me up, then go for it. I know that you like to frame people, but I've been illegally framed before. You guys try it on me, and I will kill several of you.

      Go worship your hero J. Edgar Hoover, who happily used the IRS to punish Nixon's political adversaries.

    26. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      So, you don't want the pilots to see any green from their instrumentation?
      Nice.

      Think again.

      What part of "reflective cockpit windows" do you fail to understand?

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    27. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A long time ago in a galaxy far far away... pilots didn't need to see.

    28. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the part where the post being replied to said to use glasses instead of windows?

    29. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even then, since green universally means nominal in an airline cockpit, it's not much loss.

    30. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except when used for all sorts of dials and displays as part of glass cockpits, sometimes because green is one of the better colors for visual acuity. At least the displays can be reprogrammed, but it won't be cheap or fast to get done.

    31. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by BasilBrush · · Score: 1
    32. Re:Reflective cockpit windows by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Or, more rationally, you could get glasses specially made for pilots, that block the common laser pointer wavelengths. You might have checked whether they existed before assuming they don't.

      http://www.iridian.ca/english/...

  3. This isn't the best way to handle the problem by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 1

    The laser incidents are so numerous that it will be impossible to deal with the problem by prosecutions. It seems to me that a problem that cannot be solved by stopping the perpetrators needs to be solved a different way, such as designing planes to not be vulnerable to the lasers.

    1. Re:This isn't the best way to handle the problem by SecurityGuy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is very definitely a good idea, however I don't mind also taking morons who are deliberately messing with a vehicle carrying dozens to hundreds of live human beings and giving them a time out in a cell to think about why that's a stupid thing to do.

    2. Re:This isn't the best way to handle the problem by gweihir · · Score: 2

      I think the right answer is Hellfire missiles equipped to track lasers...

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    3. Re:This isn't the best way to handle the problem by baka_toroi · · Score: 1

      I thought the same, but what if the technology isn't there? I know nothing about lasers or laser-resisting windows, just asking a question.

    4. Re:This isn't the best way to handle the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except laser guided missiles target where the laser is being shined on not where the laser is coming from.

    5. Re:This isn't the best way to handle the problem by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Not true, but the laser has to be pointed at the missile for this to work. It is not the standard way of doing this though. Probably would need a laser-location system and the Hellfire would need to fly inertial guidance to the calculated target.

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    6. Re:This isn't the best way to handle the problem by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Anti-laser glasses for pilots are readily available.

    7. Re:This isn't the best way to handle the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends, making a filter that is transparent except for some specific narrowband wavelength is easy and known for tens of years. Making it the size of a window is expensive but not difficult, it is something you can order today and pick up in a few days at the factory.

      It's the same technology as laser goggles, they just block the wavelength of the laser while letting all other light through (with some attenuation, but barely noticable, compared to wearing normal glasses).

      If airplanes were equipped with this for most common diode wavelengths (this assumes that some punk will not be able to acquire some exotic diode laser and most gas lasers are not portable) I guess the problem would go down immensely.

    8. Re:This isn't the best way to handle the problem by joe_frisch · · Score: 2

      There are a large number of ways that unskilled idiots can cause damage and loss of life. Oil on mountain road curves. Metal debris on railway tracks. Rocks dropped from highway overpasses. Poison in supermarket food. We can't use technology to protect against all of these. Lasers are a tricky problem since they are available in a variety of wavelengths, it isn't easy to make a filter that will stop all of them.

    9. Re:This isn't the best way to handle the problem by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      which wavelength will you block? all?

    10. Re:This isn't the best way to handle the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true,

      How is it not true? Laser guided missiles target where the laser is pointed. That's exactly how they work.

    11. Re:This isn't the best way to handle the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (with some attenuation, but barely noticable, compared to wearing normal glasses).

      You can find IR laser safety goggles that are pretty color neutral looking and let in ~70+% of visible light, but for ones that block visible laser lines, typically the visible light let through is about 25-50% of the spectrum with some heavy color tinting appearance. You can improve on that by not having OD 6+ blocking of the line (i.e. laser safety goggles typically let through less than one part per million of the laser line), although you might still notice color issues on specific things, like LED indicators and some fluorescent lighting depending on the particular lines trying to block.

    12. Re:This isn't the best way to handle the problem by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Generally green. But that won't help the problem, because the biggest issue is the blinding flashes in the wind shield during landing. Glasses won't help you there.

    13. Re:This isn't the best way to handle the problem by neghvar1 · · Score: 1

      I own a green laser pointer refereed to as a star pointer since the beam is easier to follow into the night sky. I use it to point to stars and constellations to educate my daughter. When I see an aircraft, I turn it off. What if someone observes me and thinks I'm shining it at an aircraft and wrongfully reports me?

    14. Re:This isn't the best way to handle the problem by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      More realistically how many of those laser "strikes" have resulted in a pilot being blinded and then crashing the plane. So what is the hype really about? Likely getting in a legal first strike against hobbyist high powered lasers.

      Obviously it would be far more sensible to limit the power of domestically available lasers and, to fix domestic lasers to a single colour frequency which can then be blocked.

      Reality is, the exact same affect can be achieved with high powered spot lights or even with car high beams (for all of those who have experienced that exact affect). So why wasn't there a $10,000 fine for driving with high beams on so as to cause a dangerous distraction to other drivers. Hmm, is the government going for yet another terrorist stretch, buy a laser and automatically become a suspected terrorist.

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    15. Re:This isn't the best way to handle the problem by ganjadude · · Score: 2

      That would be entertaining but look at the potential implications

      Someone who doesnt like lets say, america is in lets say, a tower in some city, lets say NYC. And they point a laser at a plane, which in turn shoots a hellfire missile at the empire stat building.

      Too many potential issues with such a plan

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    16. Re:This isn't the best way to handle the problem by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      The common laser pointer wavelengths.

  4. That's defeats the purpose of the windows.... by zerotorr · · Score: 1

    The purpose of the windows in the aircraft is to let light in... not to let it out.

    1. Re:That's defeats the purpose of the windows.... by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 1

      Well what you are doing is blocking specific wavelengths of light. Most lasers emit light in a very very small bad. That's why the green or red from a laser pointer will always look the exact same shade.

      Putting a shield that blocks specific wavelengths of light won't reduce your overall visibility, especially considering your landing strip lights are probably not any of the wave lengths involved....

      It's the same concept as goggles meant to prevent getting your retinas burned out by lasers.

    2. Re:That's defeats the purpose of the windows.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever seen the goggles for specific laser lines? Some of the visible line ones let through 50% of the visible spectrum at best, others down to 25%. While it is possible to make a very narrowband reflective dielectric coating for a specific frequency, those only work for a specific angle too. If you want something that works for a wider range of angles, you need to use something different from an interference filter with wider blocking bands. It also doesn't help that diode based lasers can fall on a range of wavelengths. The only thing that would let you get away with somewhat better vision then typical laser safety goggles is to not block the light as strongly, but it will still impact color vision depending on the nature of a light source.

  5. So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is this a problem? By the time it gets to that height, your average laser pointer has diffused out larger than the plane itself. Does it set off laser-guided weapons detectors in the cockpit or something?

    1. Re:So? by SecurityGuy · · Score: 2

      What height exactly? The height of an airplane taking off isn't really that high. Who says they're using average laser pointers? A beach I frequent sells those higher powered pointers. Some idiot was waving one around 1/4 to 1/2 mile away on the beach, and when it crossed my eyeball, it was a damned bright FLASH.

    2. Re:So? by gweihir · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Cretins are pointing these things at planes that are in the final stage of landing. And yes, at night these are enough to momentarily blind the pilot. Add a gust of wind or some other problem and you have a nice mass-murder.

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    3. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you are saying is that the next 'terrorist attack' will be conducted by laser pointer? Seriously? If that is all it will take to bring down a plane we are in SERIOUS trouble. The fact that it has yet to happen might be an indication that it's not nearly the problem that its being made out to be. If it is a 'problem' than find a technical solution for reducing the glare/effect of the laser. A laser is a monochromatic beam of light & there are only a small set of colors to deal with, surely special glass or glasses can be developed using diffraction to filter out these intense colors.That the FAA isn't actively mandating such on all planes is a failure of the FAA, but I guess they'll wait for a plane to crash to do something about it, after all that's apparently how all 'new safety ideas' get implemented, nobody would have thought seat belts on a plane would be needed right?

    4. Re:So? by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      it's happening 11x per day. where's this mass murder? shouldn't it have happened by now?

    5. Re:So? by Howitzer86 · · Score: 1

      There also needs to be some clarification as to how powerful a pointer you need. A $2 Class 1 isn't going to do it. Naturally though if you want to alarm the public into accusing anyone who pointing a beam of light at something, you can't make exceptions like this. Its too complicated for us simple folk - the same way pot is too strong for us to handle without losing our minds and murdering our families.

      One also might wonder what purpose the laser might serve. If its part of a range finder, maybe its someone testing their new hunting/construction gear. Granted, you're not going to do anything with that number, assuming you got one, but the idiot threshold for people trying it is lower than we think by virtue of a coherent/non-crazy reason for pointing a laser at something.

      My range finder is a Class 2 laser. I would never point it at aircraft, though its capable of an impressive range of 230 feet. Only an idiot would point that at a helicopter, but they wouldn't need to be a total idiot, nor would they need to have malicious intent.

    6. Re:So? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      I doubt it's that much of a threat but like all remote possibilities it just takes that one time to kill two or three hundred people. Regardless it's reckless endangerment of human life and should be treated as such. I find it hard to believe people do this kind of stupid shit but then I saw a woman with a child in a car seat texting while merging onto I-75 last week. It's amazing more people aren't killed through general stupidity than already are.

    7. Re:So? by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      The problem is that these are green lasers (very powerful) that cause severe blinding of the pilots in terminal landing phase.

      Wikipedia page on the topic is fairly informative:
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    8. Re:So? by Idarubicin · · Score: 1

      it's happening 11x per day. where's this mass murder? shouldn't it have happened by now?

      Slashdot poster is bad at statistics. Quelle surprise.

      San Francisco (SFO) had about 400,000 aircraft movements last year, but only one passenger jet crash resulting in any loss of life (Asiana Airlines). If we suppose that laser dazzle makes landing ten times more dangerous, and we assume that 1 in 400,000 is the baseline rate of air crashes (it's actually a vast over-estimate; there weren't any other deaths involving passenger jets anywhere else in the U.S. last year) and we assume that all 4000 or so incidents involving laser pointers happened on approach to SFO...

      ...then we still would expect just one extra crash at SFO per decade. Air travel starts out as really, really safe. When you've only got a few thousand incidents, and you're trying to detect changes in a one-in-a-million rate, you're not getting enough data.

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    9. Re:So? by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      we have plenty of data. 0 accidents caused by "laser dazzle". that's all you need to know math boy.

    10. Re:So? by Your.Master · · Score: 2

      Wrong. Here's one:

      http://www.wfaa.com/news/local...

      Sure, his helicopter didn't crash, but either this was 1 accident, or it was worse than an accident, it was deliberate assault, which doesn't help the case.

      http://www.wired.com/dangerroo...

      Four more people hospitalized and blinded. This one is extra-crazy since it's military "friendlies".

      Note also that non-laser light sources have been a problem in the past.

      These were two of the first three results for "laser dazzle accidents" (no quotes) -- the other was an allegation that the car accident that lead to Princess Di's death may have been caused by intentional laser dazzle which I don't have the time of patience to follow up on right now.

  6. Profit Making Enterprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are the fines for pointng a laser at an aircraft less than the reward for turning someone in? Are the penalties less for juveniles? If so, I know what my 4 kids will be doing when they get home from school today.... Come-on $40k! Daddy needs a new gaming rig.

    1. Re:Profit Making Enterprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell are you going to spend $40k on a gaming rig?

    2. Re:Profit Making Enterprise? by tbuddy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Macintosh obviously.

  7. Is this really a problem? by crmanriq · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Okay, so an el-cheapo red laser pointer at a range of 500 ft (Aircraft on approach).

    Daylight - Can the pilot even see it?

    Night time. At 500 feet, is it even as bright as his instrument lights? Between dust and moisture vapor is the beam even still anywhere close to focused?

    Yeah, I know people can go and by multi-watt green lasers that can pop balloons from 100 yards. But to say that an el-cheapo red light wielded with harmless intent should be subject to the same penalties as a multi-watt laser wielded with intent to disrupt/harm seems to be going the whole zero-tolerance BS route.

    I'm curious. Has anyone ever actually caused harm in US airspace with a laser pointer yet? Or are we creating a crime around something that has never caused harm?

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    1. Re:Is this really a problem? by rmdingler · · Score: 1
      The problem with the wait until a plane crash formula is that during the congressional hearings, prior knowledge of a threat should be enough to kill the career of a bureaucrat.

      Proactive overreaction is how your government has been conditioned to respond.

      Realistic concerns like budgetary constraints are foreign to them.

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    2. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can buy MUCH more powerful lasers than the el-cheapo red ones you're talking about for very little money.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

    3. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that laser light tends to illuminate the windshield of almost any type of aircraft, and even low powered lasers can blind pilots due to this effect.

    4. Re:Is this really a problem? by vortechs · · Score: 1

      I think it's mostly idiots with something like this: http://www.wickedlasers.com/ A $5 red laser diode is probably not going to be noticed.

    5. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm curious. Has anyone ever actually caused harm in US airspace with a laser pointer yet? Or are we creating a crime around something that has never caused harm?

      I would like to know the answer to this myself. I agree that this is bad behavior, and is distracting, but given that this is happening 11 times a day, and there do not appear to be any serious repercussions, why do we need to shell out $10k checks?

    6. Re:Is this really a problem? by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Harm? well Helicopter pilots have been forced to land, and some have been temporarily blinded.

      As for the rest of your argument, let me introduce you to my little friend:
      http://www.wickedlasers.com/ar...

      No all lasers are .005 watt pointers.

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    7. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you suggesting we wait until there is a plane crash before implementing safety measures?

    8. Re:Is this really a problem? by SecurityGuy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Based on my experience with these things at a beach, yes, they're very bright at night, and far, far brighter than instrument lights. I'm not talking $5 laser pointer, but $30 higher output (still tens of mW) toys.

      I'm curious. Has anyone ever actually caused harm in US airspace with a laser pointer yet? Or are we creating a crime around something that has never caused harm?

      Has anyone ever caused harm on US highways with a laser pointer? If not, is it ok if they hang around on your route home and shine it in your eyes as you drive by? Again, based on my experience at the beach, having these things shined in my eyes as I'm driving would be a problem and a hazard. Does someone actually have to be hurt or killed before we say stop?

    9. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I can say for a fact they (or anyone else) would have trouble seeing a cheap ~1-2mW red by day. I can't even see the dot from low-power reds on a surface illuminated by direct sunlight unless I already know where it is (or I'm close enough that it fills an appreciable angular diameter).

      Now those bloody greens that are so bright that when a colloquium speaker uses them I involuntarily wince are another matter... One of my profs in a laser lab, out of curiosity, fired a cheap "5mW" green into a real photometer. Turns out that "cheap" equals "does not have an IR filter" so you're also getting 100mW or more of the IR (1064nm) that got through the frequency doubler crystal...

    10. Re:Is this really a problem? by BasilBrush · · Score: 2, Informative

      And here's the pilots little friend.

      http://www.iridian.ca/english/...

    11. Re:Is this really a problem? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Does someone actually have to be hurt or killed before we say stop?

      Generally speaking, yes. There are an infinite number of potentially harmful or lethal things. Society usually waits until they've shown themselves to be actually harmful or legal.

    12. Re:Is this really a problem? by crmanriq · · Score: 2

      Which is why I specifically differentiated between the two in my post. There's a difference between driving at a reasonable speed and speeding. There's a difference between talking and a jet engine. There a difference between a harmless act and a harmful act.

      Is it necessary to prosecute everyone who aims a laser pointer at a plane, or only those who aim multiwatt devices at cockpit windows?

      I've had moron teenagers point a red laser at me at night while driving. It was annoying, but it did not make me crash my car. And this was from approximately 100 ft, not 500 or 5000.

       

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    13. Re:Is this really a problem? by bonehead · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Does someone actually have to be hurt or killed before we say stop?

      Well, given that HID headlamps are still legal, the answer seems to be "Yes".

    14. Re:Is this really a problem? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is really a problem. Why are you focusing on the red laser pointers when you acknowledge that the green ones are a problem? Seems a bit like asking if there's really a problem with gun crime because NERF doesn't hurt (if NERF and real guns were on a continuum, which they aren't really).

      But to say that an el-cheapo red light wielded with harmless intent should be subject to the same penalties...

      Is anyone saying that?

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    15. Re:Is this really a problem? by crmanriq · · Score: 2

      But to say that an el-cheapo red light wielded with harmless intent should be subject to the same penalties...

      Is anyone saying that?

      Well, yes. As it is now, the El-Cheapo(tm) 5 mW red laser pointer is subject to the same $10K penalty as the 2-Watt green laser.

      So to use your analogy - it is as though we are treating NERF(tm) guns the same as hunting rifles.

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    16. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A 1 mm radius, 100 mW, 1064 nm beam could do eye damage at 20-40 m faster than a person can blink if reasonably focused. At ten times that distance, eye damage could still be possible in a fraction of a second if a person doesn't have a blink or aversion reflex (e.g. if there is not much visible part, or the visible part has been filtered out by inappropriate protective gear). I haven't seen cheap green laser pointers hit 100 mW, but have seen a couple tens of mW of IR. If someone were determined though, a cheap, surplus multi-hundred mW IR laser is easy enough to get, and cheap, half-assed laser glasses that don't filter as well as actual safety glasses might not be enough.

    17. Re:Is this really a problem? by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      and lasers over 50mw are illegal. that's like saying guns should be illegal because i can buy this AK 47 assault rifle on the black market.

      so the issue is not what they are pointing at, it's that they own them to begin with. you don't need to put out an APB on all laser owners and encourage citizens to turn in their neighbors for using a laser.

    18. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does someone actually have to be hurt or killed before we say stop?

      Generally speaking, yes. There are an infinite number of potentially harmful or lethal things. Society usually waits until they've shown themselves to be actually harmful or legal.

      Probably thousands of people every year are injured or killed with knives, they quite obviously *are* potentially harmful or lethal... they also have very common useful uses (such as cutting up your food). We have laws about harming/killing others that cover *the* most harmful aspects (murder, assault with a deadly weapon, etc). However, the law defines 'intent' - if I have a utility knife on the roof of a building and by accident it falls off and kills someone, it isn't necessarily illegal (I may get sued for wrongful death in civil court, but it probably isn't 'criminal').

      Definitely thousands a year are injured/killed by motor vehicles, they most definitely are potentially harmful/lethal, so we have traffic laws/rules and signs/signals, DUI laws, etc. These don't really prevent someone intent on breaking the law from doing it though, nor do they prevent accidents (losing control on black ice, etc) which can be equally harmful/fatal because you are essentially piloting a 2000lb lethal weapon down the street.

      Given the argument of "does someone have to be hurt or killed before we say stop?", both of the above *have* resulted in multiple "someones" being hurt or killed over decades of use... we should say "stop" right? We should take away knives and vehicles because obviously they are dangerous and people are too stupid to use them safely, right?

      ... or, maybe it's not quite that simple, and "simplistic" answers aren't a solution?

    19. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As it is now, the El-Cheapo(tm) 5 mW red laser pointer is subject to the same $10K penalty as the 2-Watt green laser.

      It would help if cheap laser pointer warning labels actually describe the power coming out of them instead of not too rarely being off by up to an order of magnitude or more.

    20. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and lasers over 50mw are illegal. that's like saying guns should be illegal because i can buy this AK 47 assault rifle on the black market.

      Certainly are not illegal, at any power in the US at least. They are regulated in the sense they require a few basic things like key interlock, for power over 0.5 W (for unenclosed visible CW at least) and there are occupational hazard regulations for use in a work place. But there are plenty of lasers above the 50 mW level available off the shelf, including the potentially more dangerous ones in the IR range, and some times for pretty cheap when you get them surplus, or extract them from obsolete equipment.

    21. Re:Is this really a problem? by QuasiSteve · · Score: 1

      Is it necessary to prosecute everyone who aims a laser pointer at a plane, or only those who aim multiwatt devices at cockpit windows?

      I understand that it's the land of the free, with freedom generally held high to the point of "I don't need a reason" - but what reason would you have for aiming a laser pointer - of any wattage - at a plane?

      I'm not referring to accidentally pointing it at one - that could easily happen with a group of stargazers with somebody pointing it at a plane that - for whatever reason - isn't running the indicators (and all you see if steady 'white' light streaking across), let alone waving a laser pointer around and at some point technically having it be pointed at an airplane.

      I'm talking about aiming, as per your comment. That sounds pretty willful.

      While prosecuting them might go a bit far in many cases, they could do with a stern talking to.

    22. Re:Is this really a problem? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Unless they use LCD screens for their instruments. I'm sure the RGB filters in the LCD aren't too far off from what those glasses filter out.

    23. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, its not a problem.
      Look at what happened when hundreds of green laser pointers were aimed at a helicopter.

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/01/helicopter-laser-photos-egypt-protesters_n_3528371.html

      No helicopters went down.

    24. Re:Is this really a problem? by batkiwi · · Score: 1

      Aftermarket HID bulbs that are just popped into the OEM housing and are not properly adjusted are NOT legal.

    25. Re:Is this really a problem? by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      Does FDA have a mandatory limit on the power emitted by laser pointers?
      Yes. Laser products promoted for pointing and demonstration purposes are limited to hazard Class IIIa by FDA regulation.

      21 CFR 1040.11(b) and 1040.11(c), limit surveying, leveling, and alignment, and demonstration laser products to Class IIIa. This means that pointers are limited to 5 milliwatts output power in the visible wavelength range from 400 to 710 nanometers. There are also limits for any invisible wavelengths and for short pulses. Pointers may not exceed the accessible emission limits of CDRH Class IIIa or IEC1 Class 3R.

      http://www.fda.gov/Radiation-E...

      so yeah, if you own an industrial factory that contains cutting lasers, you are fine. if you have a 2w handheld laser in your home, not so much. the kind that wickedlasers.com (for example) sell are clearly *not* for industrial or scientific use.

    26. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's only about laser pointers.

    27. Re:Is this really a problem? by Howitzer86 · · Score: 1

      While I agree a Class 1 shouldn't matter, my Class 2 range finder might still hurt at 500 feet. The eye will be fine because of the blinking reflex, but on approach, you need to have your eyes open.

    28. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HIDs aren't the problem. People installing HIDs improperly and in reflector headlamps which aren't built for them are, and that's already illegal.

    29. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      an el-cheapo red light wielded with harmless intent

      Why would anyone want to shine a laser at an aircraft in flight at all? The pilot does not want to see it - no-one wants to see it. It's not harmless intent, it's pure fuckwittery that may have a bad outcome for everyone except the fuckwit with the laser and has absolutely no tangible benefits whatsoever.

    30. Re:Is this really a problem? by Idarubicin · · Score: 1

      Well, yes. As it is now, the El-Cheapo(tm) 5 mW red laser pointer is subject to the same $10K penalty as the 2-Watt green laser.

      I know it's asking too much to ask someone to read the linked article, but could you at least read the Slashdot summary? Even with the included grammatical error, it's pretty easy to read.

      The FBI has launched a targeted, 60-day program that will offer up to a $10,000 for information leading to the arrest of anyone who intentionally aims a laser at an aircraft.

      This isn't a penalty for an offender, it's a reward for information leading to an arrest. And it isn't a flat $10K bounty; it's an "up to" amount. Presumably there's a sliding scale from "multiple strikes with 2-watt green laser causing missed approaches by passenger jets" ($10K cash) through "1-milliwatt red pointer annoying Cessnas" ($50 Starbucks gift card) down to "idiot waving flashlight at traffic 'copters" (gentle pat on head).

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    31. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps we should only prosecute those who are effective at aiming the laser pointers as well? And perhaps we should only prosecute those cases in which a target that feasibly could've been harmed by the action was targeted? And perhaps we should only prosecute those cases where the plane actually crashed?

      Or. We could leave a little latitude for authorities and keep the scope fairly wide. You shouldn't be point lasers at plane cockpits. Period.

    32. Re:Is this really a problem? by GravityStar · · Score: 1

      Laser pointers have already caused eye-damage. So, yes, they're "actually" harmful.

    33. Re:Is this really a problem? by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      No, it's a bit more like saying firing a gun at people should be illegal (barring exceptional circumstances) because you could blow away a crowd with an AK 47 assault rifle.

      And then everybody else is saying "we should prove that less-dangerous guns than an AK 47 might be dangerous before we take the enormous step of instituting a fine for shooting at people", after the FBI noted that incidences of people trying to shoot others with guns had grown alarmingly high.

      Frankly, in this case, I think if your actions are significant enough to get you caught, they will be significant enough to be harmful. Obviously pointing your iPhone at the airplane to take a selfie-picture with it in the background isn't going to be made a problem even if you are pointing the glow of the screen toward it. Remember, this is 10K for leading to the arrest of somebody being a jackass. You're not likely to get arrested for this unless the FBI has reason to investigate it.

      I see slippery slope arguments on this one, and they just don't track. It's not legitimate "free speech" to shine a laser pointer at a plane to blind the pilot's eyes.

    34. Re:Is this really a problem? by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      Where do you get that idea? It says that nowhere in the summary or article.

      It's saying you can get up to $10K *reward*, for information leading to an *arrest*.

      So an analogy to your argument would be like the FBI instituting a $10K reward for information that leads to the arrest of people that shot at other people, and you claiming that was overstepping because it means that kids playing nerf guns have a $10K penalty.

      Either you have information you aren't sharing with everybody else which is not common knowledge, or you're making things up. I'm guessing it's the second. I'm not saying that you're doing it maliciously -- it's likely an accidental misreading -- but it's nevertheless made-up and a distraction from the real issues.

    35. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you look at the definitions at the beginning of 21 CFR 1000, you will see that it pertains to products being produced and assembled by businesses. It does not apply to personal possession or use. A company can follow the law and sell you a product indented for other use, and you are not legally required to follow that intended use in private (at least for lasers...). This is kind of clear looking at any of the parts of the code for devices from the FDA, and other things make it clear that possession is not illegal (e.g. devices intended for export are not required to follow the regulations).

    36. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does this count? http://wtvr.com/2013/07/31/laser-state-police-plane/

    37. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are high power lasers with different frequencies not covered by that.

      Permanent eye damage is not a trivial thing. If you don't stop idiots with high powered lasers from shining them at aircraft, pilots may have to wear an advanced version of the Oculus Rift to fly.

      I can see some reasonable arguments for ownership of high powered rifles. But why the fuck would anyone need a very high power laser _pointer_ (not cutter etc). So why should such lasers even be so easily available? There are far safer ways of pointing at stars.

      They are not even good for self defense - you may damage your attacker permanently but the "stopping power" is low and you will really piss him off.

    38. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a thought... why don't we FIX the F#$%ING air planes so that this isn't an issue...

    39. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And why would you intentionally aim that puny laser that can't be seen at an aircraft ?

      And yes pilots were hindered by laser pointers. The distraction alone is dangerous.
      But if you apply logic to it. What would be the advantage of being allowed to aim lasers at planes ? And would you make the same argument for pointing lasers at drivers?

    40. Re:Is this really a problem? by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      ...the ones that come OEM on damn Mercedes cars seem to be perfectly legal despite the fact that they'll blind you from fifty feet away....ugh.

    41. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't sell lasers with more than 5 mW of power as a laser pointer in the US. But there are a large number of other uses and kinds of lasers that are easy enough to get a hold of because they have actual industrial and research uses (even consumer uses in the case of optical drives).

    42. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does someone actually have to be hurt or killed before we say stop?

      Yes, the airline industry has always been a tombstone industry. Go look at Florida Air that crashed on takeoff leaving National Airport in DC. It hit a bridge and crashed into the Potomac because the pilots didn't de-ice the wings. They tried to pull forward enough behind the plane they were taxing behind which only made the situation worse. There are 1,000 regulations that arose from situations like this. Once people die the industry takes notice. Go watch Air Crash Investigations. Amazing show, how Discovery, TLC, etc. used to be. You know, actual science.

    43. Re:Is this really a problem? by bonehead · · Score: 0

      Not true. There are plenty of cars out there with factory installed HIDs that completely blind me when I meet them on the highway.

      It's not a problem that would probably be noticed by people who spend most of their time in the city, since there is enough light pollution there that your eyes don't dark adapt to the same degree. They've never caused me a problem in a city, but when you've been traveling down a rural highway and not met another car for 20 minutes, coming up on a fucking BMW or Mercedes with those damn things can and has blinded me to the point where I had to pull over for a few minutes to let my eyes recover.

    44. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because while driving at a reasonable speed and talking are necessary, there is absolutely no reason to ever shine a laser at an airplane. There is no possible intended outcome except to annoy or cause harm. There's no reason for it not to be punished, and plenty of reason to punish it.

    45. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm having more problems beliving that someone is able to point a laser precise to an inch at 500ft. If i'm looking at the Powerpoint-crowd, they have a hard time hitting the right wall, and have to zero-in to the point they actually try to hit. How is this supposed to work in the sky (contrary to what the star-wars-guy belive, lasers aren't visible outside the cinema..)...

    46. Re:Is this really a problem? by marauder-2c · · Score: 1

      my "el-cheapo (6€)" "made in china" "1mW" green laser pointer easily exceeds 20 mW of output power in green; and i'm sure there's much more coming out at 808 and 1064 nm since there is no IR filter. fixed that popping a plastic grey filter in there - but without it, the brightness is blinding even when reflected off a white wall, direct eye exposure will cause permanent damage. you can easily record holograms with it, pointing it at a landing aircraft will surely cause temporary blindness of the pilots for at least 30 seconds.

      i, personally, would consider this aggravated assault or attempted manslaughter. imagine sitting in that plane.

    47. Re:Is this really a problem? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      "These glasses have been tested by pilots for a major U.S. airline, who confirm that they can still safely distinguish colors in the cockpit (including green on indicators and LCD displays), and on airport lighting."
      http://www.laserpointersafety....

    48. Re:Is this really a problem? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Cite a pilot who's eyes have been damed by lasers whilst flying.

      Of course a laser at close range can cause optic damage, but that's not the issue here.

    49. Re:Is this really a problem? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      That helped. And also reminded me that frequency doubled lasers are more of a "convenient green" rather than "pure green" (center of the spectrum of green). And since the LCD screen is based on a filter and not an emitter, it's possible that it lets a wide range of green frequencies through.

      I understand now.

  8. Agreed if.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Agreed if it's adults who ought to know better.
    Are you, however, going to throw children in jail too for this?

    1. Re:Agreed if.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the kids are below the age of admission into the juvenile justice system, the parents are often held responsible for their child's actions.

    2. Re:Agreed if.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, by all rights, children shouldn't have tools they have no use for that are able to blind themselves. Sort of the same thing with letting a kid drive a tractor.

      While I'm all for stopping people that intentionally shine the pointers are planes (or people in public; private is another matter), I'm more afraid of false positives for those that unintentionally shine, or reporting for revenge / money when them being present is only a coincidence.

      How could a burden of proof work? Does simply having a pointer make some one liable, or does there have to be physical proof, such as a photograph. Cameras are more prolific, so that could work out better in the long run.

    3. Re:Agreed if.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prosecute the person giving them the dangerous items.

    4. Re:Agreed if.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, by all rights, children shouldn't have tools they have no use for that are able to blind themselves.

      Knives? Forks? Toys? Some things children often play with can kill them. Stop worrying about remote possibilities.

    5. Re:Agreed if.... by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

      Not sure that is the best example. Where I grew (in USA) up one could legally drive by age 14 – car or tractor – on road or off – and those things are more dangerous than lasers.

    6. Re:Agreed if.... by nitehawk214 · · Score: 2

      Not sure that is the best example. Where I grew (in USA) up one could legally drive by age 14 – car or tractor – on road or off – and those things are more dangerous than lasers.

      Not to an airplane.

      I mean, I suppose they could drive it on to a runway...

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    7. Re:Agreed if.... by alexander_686 · · Score: 0

      So maybe only in Fairbanks Alaska, where Apple Maps encourages people to drive on the tarmac.

      http://idle.slashdot.org/story...

    8. Re:Agreed if.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because parents should get charged with "terrorism" because their child was playing with a cat toy.

    9. Re:Agreed if.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Around here, a 14 year old can drive a tractor, hauling up to 23,999lbs, within 150 miles of their home, and across state lines, to adjacent states. I was driving a tractor when I was 11, but it was only slightly larger than a car, and only on my property.

    10. Re:Agreed if.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Letting random 14 year old drive tractors without proper licensing and certification is stupid too.

      I've no problems with 14 year old using high powered lasers if they have to get proper licensing and training (which involves going about blind for a day).

  9. Is a drone an aircraft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are the rules for pointing a laser pointer at a drone? A drone operating before 500'? 50'?

    1. Re:Is a drone an aircraft? by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      What are the rules for pointing a laser pointer at a drone? A drone operating before 500'? 50'?

      Parts of Colorado permit the use of firearms, but they should update it to include more modern weapons too.

    2. Re:Is a drone an aircraft? by mmell · · Score: 1
      (You) *paints drone with laser*

      (Drone operator) yells "I see light." and deploys a Hellfire guided missile to ride the laser beam down to target.

      Fade out and roll closing credits.

    3. Re:Is a drone an aircraft? by Deadstick · · Score: 2

      "Parts of Colorado" is a truck stop town that tried to make a political statement. It didn't last past the first visit to their lawyer's office.

  10. How to get $10,000 for free... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2, Funny

    1) Own a Cessna.

    2) Aim a laser at it in the safety of your hangar.

    3) ???

    4) Profit!!!

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    1. Re:How to get $10,000 for free... by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      1) Own a Cessna.

      2) Aim a laser at it in the safety of your hangar.

      3) ???

      4) Profit!!!

      And then be arrested for doing something that should be legal, but isn't.

    2. Re:How to get $10,000 for free... by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      1) Own a Cessna.

      2) Aim a laser at it in the safety of your hangar.

      3) ???

      4) Profit!!!

      And then be arrested for doing something that should be legal, but isn't.

      It should be legal to fire lasers at planes and endanger the people aboard? Or did you mean at your own plane while it is on the ground?

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    3. Re:How to get $10,000 for free... by LoRdTAW · · Score: 2

      1) Own a Cessna.

      2) Have mother-in-law aim a laser at it in the safety of your hangar.

      3) call FBI

      4) Profit ... Twice!!!

      There. Fixed that for you.

    4. Re:How to get $10,000 for free... by Havokmon · · Score: 1

      1) Own a Cessna.

      2) Have mother-in-law aim a laser at it in the safety of your hangar.

      3) call FBI

      4) Profit ... Twice!!!

      There. Fixed that for you.

      You appear to have improved on the situation, especially if jail time is involved.

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    5. Re:How to get $10,000 for free... by ShaunC · · Score: 2

      It should be legal to fire lasers at planes and endanger the people aboard? Or did you mean at your own plane while it is on the ground?

      Have you seen any hangars in the air?

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    6. Re:How to get $10,000 for free... by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      Remember the specific words they use. It's just like US ISP ads. "Up to 12 mpbs! but probably half that at the best of times."

    7. Re:How to get $10,000 for free... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said in the safety of your hangar. Do you think Cessnas commonly fly around inside of the hangar?

  11. 1. Trick kid into shining laser at aircraft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2. Turn him in.
    3. Profit!
    4. Repeat

    1. Re:1. Trick kid into shining laser at aircraft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I was (only for a moment before my conscience decided to get in the way of my greed....) thinking about hiring homeless people to do it....

      Some of them after a case of beer probably wouldn't even require further payment.

      Maybe find some of those drunken homeless people with only a slim grasp of reality in the first place and tell them that this laser will help fight off the alien invasion, post the video on youtube for some bonus cash.

      Get 2 or 3 of them a month and retire after a couple of years.

  12. Well lasers are getting better.. by ThatAblaze · · Score: 1

    I think people must be doing this out of boredom. With fun lasers like these people can find more constructive things to do with them.

  13. Not your friend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll sell all you suckers out!

  14. Truth or Dare by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 1

    If they take "dare" you're $1000 richer. Just make sure you videotape them for proof so it can lead to an arrest. I see a potential to make a lot of money and to widdle down the stupid pool all in one shot here...

    1. Re:Truth or Dare by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Downside: You must endanger the lives of hundreds of innocents (or more if the plane crashes into a stadium or something).

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    2. Re:Truth or Dare by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 1

      I'm not endangering anyone. The idiot with the laser pointer is. I'm simply taking advantage of his stupidity to make a quick buck. :P

    3. Re:Truth or Dare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They will give you gout 10 grand and then charge you with conspiring to perform terrorism. You will get sent to gitmo.

    4. Re:Truth or Dare by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      If they take "dare" you're $1000 richer. Just make sure you videotape them for proof so it can lead to an arrest. I see a potential to make a lot of money and to widdle down the stupid pool all in one shot here...

      I see the potential to be brought up on conspiracy charges for the same offense. So at least the latter part of your statement is true.

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  15. Seems overblown issue by tomkost · · Score: 1

    According to wikipedia it's only a real danger when the aircraft are on final approach and below 4000ft. In this case, the person with the laser should know better and it should be easier to find them. Even kids can imagine it's not good to blind or distract the pilot when they are trying to land. When the plane is cruising at 30k feet, I doubt this is even visible much less a problem.

    1. Re:Seems overblown issue by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      In this case, the person with the laser should know better and it should be easier to find them.

      That's your answer? Lasers aren't really a problem because the people using them should know better, and they should be easy to catch? Good one!

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    2. Re:Seems overblown issue by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      It's not overblown because it is happening on landing and approach, otherwise it wouldn't be noticed. And no people are not smart enough to not attempt mass murder.

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    3. Re:Seems overblown issue by Megol · · Score: 1

      According to wikipedia (at least before it was edited) not only is intravenous injection of hydrogen peroxide not dangerous, it also cures all illnesses in the world.

    4. Re:Seems overblown issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, that is laughable! The person with the laser pointer should "stand their ground" against the clearly threatening airplane! Oh wait, that's only for guns... oooh! Maybe if they put their laser pointer on a gun!!!

    5. Re:Seems overblown issue by tomkost · · Score: 1

      I never said it's not a problem, you said that. I'm merely stating it should be pretty easy to catch these idiots due to the distances involved. Passing harsher laws probably won't stop the issue. What if the planes had a detector that could report the angle and direction of the beam relative to the plane's GPS coordinates? Should be easy to have police respond when the area of the offense is known within a very small radius.

    6. Re:Seems overblown issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well then it's a good thing so few planes have to land.

    7. Re:Seems overblown issue by GravityStar · · Score: 1
  16. Re:babies. by gweihir · · Score: 1

    You are wrong. Also take into account that some cretins use lasers that _can_ blind people permanently for this.

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  17. Simple by The+Cat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Felony prosecution. 25 years to life. No parole. Must register on the "laser pointing offenders" list. Driver's license suspended. Credit Score cut to one. Automatic bankruptcy. All assets forfeited. House fuel air bombed, bulldozed, soil salted and paved over with pig iron, rocks and low grade cement.

    Must stand on a chair and sing the "I AM A VERY BAD PERSON" song while applying for any job. Five million dollar fine paid in equal daily installments for 35 years. Not allowed to date, marry or smile at anyone.

    Must appear in at least five television commercials a year (at own expense) to announce "I am a poopy face" while dressed up like a cartoon airplane and being physically kicked in the ass by a sunglasses-wearing security officer with a blinking overlay of name and social security number.

    If not 18 yet, then the parents and grandparents are all prosecuted instead.

    And no laughing.

    1. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno, I think you're being too lenient....

    2. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if in North Korea your entire family line is killed.

      I for one love our new anti laser overlords.

    3. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Surely that will encourage them to reform their ways and become a productive member of society rather than resort to a life of crime.

      Where do I send my donations towards your presidential campaign?

    4. Re:Simple by girlintraining · · Score: 0

      It's not so simple. I approached the FBI with a proposal to use the military's already proven laser guidance and tracking systems to detect and rapidly respond to these threats. They apparently filed it under "kook" and never responded. The FBI is not interested in actually solving these cases. They're interested in finding someone to make an example out of and hopes that'll provide enough deterrence.

      It won't.

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  18. Has anybody even LOOKED at a jumbo jet lately? by mmell · · Score: 1
    There are no ground-facing windows to the best of my knowledge, and on the flight deck it's practically impossible to see much below the aircraft (at least from the Pilot's seat).

    Perhaps someone from one of the airlines or better still the FAA could demonstrate just how disruptive a laser pointer is to flight operations? At 30,000 feet, I suspect that 2-3mm beam will already be scattered to several feet (with an attendant loss of intensity). On takeoff or final approach somebody might be able to paint the flight deck windows with a laser, but that puts yon numbskull in a very specific place (trespassing on airport property?), subject to monitoring and arrest.

    Question - we are detecting all of these laser strikes on commercial aircraft. Have we detected any instances where it has actually posed a significant obstacle to safe flight operations? Not the "oh the red flash distracted me for an instant, we could have crashed!" hysteria, but some real "I was blinded for several seconds requiring the co-pilot to assume command briefly". I'm going to be honest - in my passenger car, those red flashing lights in the rearview mirror really mess with my ability to drive; but it's more than a momentary flash. With a lack of visible feedback, how many people can continuously paint the windshield of a jumbo jet in flight for more than a fraction of a second?

    1. Re:Has anybody even LOOKED at a jumbo jet lately? by hax4bux · · Score: 1

      The world is bigger than "jumbo jets". When the police or medical services come, they are not driving a "jumbo jet" - and yes there are documented cases of of helicopter crews being incapacitated from a laser incident.

    2. Re:Has anybody even LOOKED at a jumbo jet lately? by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

      oh no .. common sense? That's probably a 25K fine. And those who "cite" anything just keep ranting about "some helicopter pilot who was incapacitated". Perhaps the laser "attack" was just an excuse for something else? Or a desire to get attention? It would hardly be the first time someone claimed injury for publicity.

    3. Re:Has anybody even LOOKED at a jumbo jet lately? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      When lasers get pointed at police helicopters, the pilots respond by heading closer to the laser to identify the position for ground cops to follow up on. Doesn't sound like they are that incapacitated.

    4. Re:Has anybody even LOOKED at a jumbo jet lately? by hax4bux · · Score: 2

      Google "helicopter laser pointer" - first item to pop up

      http://www.wfaa.com/news/local...

      Is this good enough for you? There are others...

    5. Re:Has anybody even LOOKED at a jumbo jet lately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are no ground-facing windows to the best of my knowledge, and on the flight deck it's practically impossible to see much below the aircraft (at least from the Pilot's seat).

      This is hugely false.

      First a pilot can see the ground. That means the ground can see the pilot.

    6. Re:Has anybody even LOOKED at a jumbo jet lately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are documented cases of helicopter crews overreacting to a "laser strike." I particularly like the many who have claimed permanent eye damage from an extreme-range, diffused, and quite momentary flash of mediocre intensity. I can only imagine how much damage these people have suffered from the explosion in popularity of cell-phone cameras, with their dastardly flashes!

      Yes, I understand that it can negatively impact night vision, and that this can even be dangerous for a pilot on approach. Exposure alone is not going to cause permanent damage, though, and neither is it more than a nuisance for most pilots, in most situations.

    7. Re:Has anybody even LOOKED at a jumbo jet lately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is it "common sense" to claim a pilot can't see the ground from their aircraft? They do have to land the thing, and look out the window to do so from time to time.

    8. Re:Has anybody even LOOKED at a jumbo jet lately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, you're right, the FAA has never looked at a plane. The windows only face upward, and you can't, you know, look forward and see the ground.

    9. Re:Has anybody even LOOKED at a jumbo jet lately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, except if it damaged his eye it was *not* a little 5mw "laser pointer", it takes a lot more than a quick flash with a 5mw pointer to damage the eye like that (note that it *is* possible still, but you'd have to deliberately sit there with the laser pointed directly into someone's eyeball for at least several seconds to do lasting damage).

      That "green" laser the guy was "playing" with was probably a 1-2W laser... not a little class-III laser pointer, even the reflection from a 1W laser can cause eye damage - they *are not toys*, and should not be operated without proper eye protection for anyone who could potentially be exposed to the beam. The problem is that we are selling higher powered lasers like that (measurable in Watts, not low milliWatts of power) to stupid people without any concept of how dangerous they can be.

    10. Re:Has anybody even LOOKED at a jumbo jet lately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There are no ground-facing windows to the best of my knowledge, and on the flight deck it's practically impossible to see much below the aircraft (at least from the Pilot's seat).

      Laser strikes happen around airports typically, specifically on planes which are landing (nose to the ground). You really could have figured that out yourself.

      Question - we are detecting all of these laser strikes on commercial aircraft.

      "Detected", in this case, meaning "the pilot was hit in the eye with a laser and lodged a complaint after landing". Or are you imagining some sort of magical laser detection system that comes standard on every plane?

    11. Re:Has anybody even LOOKED at a jumbo jet lately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed they are I have a OEM-XD-405 10000mW and it will fuck shit up. I keep mine under lock and key in my garage to make sure the kids don't end up putting their eyes out. It would blind someone for life even if it was only a short flash, trust me I know I learned the hard way about 15 years ago, my left eye is 90+% blind. I should have never had access to that I was only 14. I love messing around with lasers and I have plenty of respect for them now. Luckily my OEM-XD-405 is not something you can just take around handheld so if by some chance someone did get a hold of it the usage would be extremely limited.

    12. Re:Has anybody even LOOKED at a jumbo jet lately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Depends entirely on the layout of the cockpit. There are recorded incidences of planes in flight(even larger jets like the 737) where a green laser comes into the cockpit at an angle, refracts off of various parts of the windshield, and reflects off the ceiling. Certainly, it would be hard for someone holding a laser on the ground to maintain a beam that would hit a flying jet, but a lot of the recorded incidents are on approach/landing. I would argue that's the time, above all others, when we should be worried about distracted pilots. It is a lot easier for someone to stand outside the airport's fence and point a laser at an incoming jet that will be landing in the middle of the runway than it would be to hit one at 200 knots and 20,000 feet.

      Keeping a trained laser in those conditions is something that someone can do without any sort of assistance(ie, with their hands, while standing, no tripod, etc). The laser might not stay in one spot in the cockpit, but the fact that it's jumping around wildly will be a huge distraction. I suggest you look up videos of when these instances happen. Not only does the laser get into the cockpit, but it refracts in the windshield in such a way that it makes it very difficult to see much of anything.

      For the especially crafty asshole out there, they could pair the laser with a zoomed scope and a tripod to be even more accurate.

    13. Re:Has anybody even LOOKED at a jumbo jet lately? by Anubis+IV · · Score: 2

      I Googled "laser pointer helicopter" and the first results were exactly what I expected: images of this famous scene from the Egyption protests awhile back. The pilot apparently suffered no harm, and I think it's safe to say that as far as aircraft pilots go, he's probably had more laser pointers pointed at him than pretty much anyone else ever.

    14. Re:Has anybody even LOOKED at a jumbo jet lately? by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

      No, it is not. That was not the pilot, the "story" is a long lecture on the laser pointer scare and we have no idea if the injury was, in the end, serious. And really, you are transporting a patient to another hospital and you have to off load the medic, a most baffling 2.5 miles from the final destination hospital?

      So no, this does not qaulify as "good enough".

      To the other commenters talking about very high power lasers and their possible nefarious uses - should the penalty (if there even should be one) for squirting someone with a water pistol be the same as shooting them with a 357 magnum or an AR-15? Yet the feds want to fine everyone 10K because someone, somewhere, someday might actually use something that acutally does fuck someone up. And we all know that there is no such thing as "unintentional" when it comes to the government/police.

    15. Re:Has anybody even LOOKED at a jumbo jet lately? by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      Because if one person was able to head closer to the laser, that means lasers have never incapacitated or endangered a helicopter pilot!

    16. Re:Has anybody even LOOKED at a jumbo jet lately? by u38cg · · Score: 1

      Fuck me, the arrogance of slashdot posters is unre-fucking-lenting. "I looked at a jet once and this isn't a problem". WHAT. THE. FUCK. You couldn't be assed to spend ten seconds googling and discover a vast array of materials addressing the points you raise in quite some detail. Yes, it's a problem. No, I'm not going to hold your hand and take you through it in detail. Fuck off and grow a frontal lobe.

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    17. Re:Has anybody even LOOKED at a jumbo jet lately? by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      Yet the feds want to fine everyone 10K because someone, somewhere, someday might actually use something that acutally does fuck someone up.

      No, they don't. They're REWARDING up to $10k, not fining people $10k. The reward is only if they make an arrest. This is not a new prohibition, and they have enacted no new penalties.

    18. Re:Has anybody even LOOKED at a jumbo jet lately? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Cite a case that's more than a pilot complaining. One that actually caused damage, or serious danger.

  19. the FBI? let's get the NSA on this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First thing to do is track all purchases made by everyone ever. Then track everyone's location using mobile phones, satellite imagery, and RFID embedded in shoes. Collect the data in a massive data bunker in Colorado Springs. Hire a dozen of the nations finest data crunchers for $45k salary. Triangulate flight paths with likely suspects using a GUI written in Visual Basic (as a SharePoint plugin). Problem solved!

  20. any damages? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there were that many incidents, was there any damage? It seems like a sufficiently large sample to determine if there's a real risk or not...

  21. Not an issue before green pointers became common. by rayd75 · · Score: 1

    So we should ban green laser pointers, right? Clearly, they're the problem since this wasn't happening when red pointers were all but the only option. No. The problem is that pilots, in the pitch black of night can see beams of green laser pointers off somewhere in the distance. With no useful reference for actual distance and nothing else in the night sky to compare it to, the pilots assume they're very nearby and must be being pointed at them. I have no doubt that some aircraft have had a beam enter the cabin or that some small number of pilots have witnessed a brief flash as a beam quickly crossed one of his or her eyes. That said, this is only now epidemic because pointers with visible beams are commonplace.

  22. Music festivals by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

    Wow, I'm gonna get rich at Bonnaroo this year! Every time the damn medical helicopter, photography helicopter, or sheriff's plane goes near the festival grounds, multiple people point green lasers at them. Gotta make sure to get the number of the local FBI field office, I guess. I'm not sure how musicians are never blinded at music festivals, since there are always idiots pointing lasers everywhere.

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  23. Hire the homeless! by erroneus · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a great money-making scheme to me. Get some drugged up homeless guy convinced it's a space ship and that he'd be helping to shoot it down and then capture the video on your phone for evidence and poof! $10,000!

  24. Crashes?? Injuries?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honest and serious questions
    4000 reported strikes per year but there never seems to be verified reports of crashes, forced landings, or even documented injuries to pilots.

    how many crashes? seems to be zero
    how many injures? can't seem to find any verified injuries. Found a few that said pilot blinded but then later no actual injuries.

    Is this really a national security issue??

  25. Re:babies. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

    The only real danger time is take off and landing. And pilots could wear anti-laser glasses at those times.

    When a plane is in normal flight it's far too far away and fast moving to have any dangerous effect from a laser. Contrary to popular opinion laser light does diverge.

    Think any different? Cite an example of a pilot with eye damage.

  26. Christmas Presents! by PackMan97 · · Score: 1

    I know what all the neighborhood hooligans are getting for Christmas! LASER POINTERS!

    I also know what I'll be getting for New Years, $10,000!

  27. Re:babies. by Megol · · Score: 1
    Do you want to simulate the experience? I'll get the laser pointer and the legal papers and you provide the soon-to-be-blind eyes?

    It's easy to talk shit when being anonymous and clueless.

  28. Pretty sure you can't block them all by jdunn14 · · Score: 2

    Lasers are light, not magic. If you block the laser beam you block its frequency (color) of light. If you block all the possible laser frequencies I'm pretty sure the cockpit isn't going to be nearly as transparent, which is kind of the point of the cockpit. Raising the awareness that this is stupid and dangerous is a perfectly reasonable way to address the problem. A conviction shouldn't ruin someone's life forever but it sure as hell should make them and anyone that hears about it not want to do this.

    1. Re:Pretty sure you can't block them all by BasilBrush · · Score: 1, Funny

      Just issue the pilots with anti-laser glasses. They can choose for themselves when to filter and when not to.

    2. Re:Pretty sure you can't block them all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is impossible to make your "anti-laser glasses". Lasers are light, you can have protective glasses tuned to a specific laser wavelength which let you see trough it because it lets all the other wavelengths trough, but any generic protective glasses would have to be almost completely opaque.

    3. Re:Pretty sure you can't block them all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can block the most common couple of wavelengths (and hope nothing in your cockpit is specific to those wavelengths) without too much loss of vision, but that kind of just kicks the can down the road a couple years as more diverse laser sources become cheaper.

    4. Re:Pretty sure you can't block them all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just issue the pilots with anti-laser glasses. They can choose for themselves when to filter and when not to.

      They sound like magic! Also known as a blindfold.

      (The glasses you're thinking of are for single wavelengths... so you just have to get all the assholes who shine lasers at aircraft to agree which kind of laser they're using.)

    5. Re:Pretty sure you can't block them all by qparadox · · Score: 1

      Just issue the pilots with anti-laser glasses. They can choose for themselves when to filter and when not to.

      In addition to the distraction that putting goggles on during landing would cause, the goggles would filter out everything in the green range and significantly impact peripheral vision. While most laser of the offending laser pointers are 532 nm (frequency doubled 1064nm), some will be off by +-20nm and so the goggles would need to block in the proximity of 40 nm of spectrum. The standard goggles that offer protection against green block 190nm~600nm. So not only will the laser be blocked, but many indicator lights as well. While green laser pointers all all the rage now, if the idiot pranksters switch colours to red, the green blocking goggles would need to be completely replaced. Goggles may be able to provide last minute protection in some cases, but they are certainly not a panacea. If you've ever had to wear laser safety goggles, you'd know its highly disorienting to wear them for a long period of time.

    6. Re:Pretty sure you can't block them all by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      Construction workers wear hardhats to prevent falling objects from causing them injury. Or, at least, to mitigate the injury.

      Nevertheless, it's still assault to bean an unsuspecting construction worker over the head with a baseball bat, or intentionally drop a brick on him, or whatever. Especially when you, the attacker, don't actually know if the other guy is wearing a hardhat. Even if you, the attacker, know the other guy is *supposed to* wear a hardhat.

      Similarly, even if you can defend against laser attacks -- which is a good idea -- doesn't mean it's acceptable to attack a helicopter with lasers.

    7. Re:Pretty sure you can't block them all by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      These pilots anti laser glasses block multiple frequencies, and do NOT impair ability to view instruments. And they are no more distracting than donning or removing sunglasses or prescription glasses, both of which pilots already use.

      http://www.laserpointersafety....

      If you've ever had to wear laser safety goggles, you'd know its highly disorienting to wear them for a long period of time.

      Goggles for lab laser work, and glasses for pilots are very different things.

    8. Re:Pretty sure you can't block them all by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Nobody said it was acceptable. The point being made is that it won't be eradicated by threatening serious punishments, as the offenders may not hear of the threats, and/or believe they won't be caught.

      So one need to deal with the fact that lasers will be shone at aircraft, rather than pretend that cops can stop it happening.

  29. Chem trails. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of this is coming, I shit you not, from nutbag conspiracy theorists ranting about what they call "Chem trails" - Basically fucking morons that failed elementary school science class and don't know anything about condensation.

    Someone told them that lasers neutralize the scary government chemical sprays put on aircraft to taint their precious bodily fluids. They point to recent news like this as proof. Clearly, government propaganda does not want them pointing lasers at planes!

    I weep for this country sometimes.

  30. How about a technical solution? by Megol · · Score: 1
    Modern military equipment have laser detectors that can provide the source of a targeting laser with pretty good precision. Install something like that on airplanes and combine it with GPS+inertial measurements -> deliver the approximate location of the idiot directly to the police.

    No it will not stop the problem immediately but at least some idiots would stop and the rest will (hopefully) be thrown in jail.

  31. Police drones and laser pointers by MobyDisk · · Score: 0

    At first, this whole article sounds like nonsense. But I think I figured out the key mistake here:

    ...aims a laser at an aircraft

    This is about drones!

    Surely they don't mean commercial planes. It doesn't make sense that a normal hand-held laser pointer could track a 700mph airplane 30,000 feet away, when it has no ground facing windows. Police and medevac helicopters are the current issue. They fly low, at night, over populated areas. But I wonder if part of the goal here is to nip this in the bud before police drones become a regular site in the sky.

    1. Re:Police drones and laser pointers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right my friend. How observant. The industrial military complex can't have someone blinding their million dollar drones with simple lasers. Laws are being crafted in all states to ensure high penalties for anyone that does so. Expect a public relations field operative to arrive shortly and point out how wrong you are.

    2. Re:Police drones and laser pointers by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      At first, this whole article sounds like nonsense. But I think I figured out the key mistake here:

      ...aims a laser at an aircraft

      This is about drones!

      Surely they don't mean commercial planes. It doesn't make sense that a normal hand-held laser pointer could track a 700mph airplane 30,000 feet away, when it has no ground facing windows.

      So do aircraft not take off or land in your part of the world? Most of these incidents are occurring when the planes are on approach to land or right after takeoff. I mean, I live in a "fly over" state but even we have airports.

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    3. Re:Police drones and laser pointers by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      So do aircraft not take off or land in your part of the world?

      In my part of the world, aircraft take off from airports.

    4. Re:Police drones and laser pointers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looking at the amendment, unless you can argue that a flight crew can be remote, I don't think this applies...

      https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/109/hr1400/text

      But who knows! Pretty much everything is against some law or another.

    5. Re:Police drones and laser pointers by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      I expect drones would have way less of a problem with lasers. Not least because we don't need to use the human visible spectrum in a drone's cameras.

      I strongly suspect that drones are significantly less susceptible to this problem than human pilots, especially if we go out of our way to develop countermeasures. Eg. we could position cameras in deep "sockets" that narrow the field of view, but also narrow the potential attack radius. Then you can identifiy your attacker's position by the cameras that are *not* operational due to laser interference.

  32. Wish they had this 8 years ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I got a guy busted for shining lasers at aircraft.

    I was a passenger on a flight out of O'Hare around dusk one day, and had a window seat. The takeoff was to the west, and we did a 180 turn to the right to head back east for the climbout. Knowing where this would take me, I was looking for Wrigley Field.

    And right when we got over Wrigley, some jackass on the roof of one of the bars that you can see behind the bleachers and across the street behind right field when you're watching a Cubs game on TV painted the plane I was in with a BRIGHT green laser. I made my eyes hurt, but I nailed the exact location down to the building because the jackass did it right across the street from a major landmark. And it was deliberate - he tracked the plane with the laser for probably a minute or so.

    After the seatbelt sign went off, I got up and told one of the flight attendants, and a few minutes later I was talking to the copilot and telling him EXACTLY where the laser was coming from. I read about it online a while later - idjit in Chicago busted for painting aircraft with lasers.

    Where's my $10K?

    1. Re:Wish they had this 8 years ago by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Well here's a reward, you got a potential mass-murderer busted and reduced the chances of him making another attempt. You might have even saved the lives of everyone on another flight that day.

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  33. RE: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    From TFA: "As of December 2013, the FAA has documented at least 35 incidents where pilots required medical attention after a laser strike."

  34. Re:You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retard by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    If they're adult males, they're called "suspected militants."

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  35. bombs by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

    they should authorize jets to carry laser guided bombs

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  36. Recipe for abuse by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    If i don't like my black/muslim/spanish/different-in-some-way neighbors, or the boyfriend of the girl i want, i can just report them as pointing a laser to a passing aircraft. In the worst case i could say that I mistook a keychain for a laser pointer. In the best case, i will get $10.000, and could get rid of that neighbor because he will be victim of authorities/nsa confirmation bias.

    And it could work in both ways, if you don't want that nasty redneck falsely accuse you, you can accuse him first. In any case, whats the worst that could happen if you call the police?

    1. Re:Recipe for abuse by Your.Master · · Score: 2

      The worst case you get caught for filing a false police report, which is a significant crime that can lead to long jail-time.

      You could as easily falsely accuse your neighbour of threatening your life, or abusing you physically, or hatching a bomb plot, or dumping a dead body off a nearby river-bridge, or raping you, or whatever. In practice, most intentionally-false reports appear to be extremely rare.

  37. Re:Not an issue before green pointers became commo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. most of the people caught pointing green lasers at aircraft have admitted to such.
    2. Yes, you can see the laser even if it isn't pointed directly at the aircraft. but in many cases the pilots report not seeing the pointer but the effects of the lasers on the cockpit windows. Keep in mind for example that over Los Angeles and surrounding areas there are probably at least one first time at night soloing Private Helictoper Pilot every week. If he were to lose sight of the horizon for even a minute or two that helicopter is coming down...
    3. Responsible people wouldn't be point lasers at the sky when they live near busy airports.

  38. Wow, I never knew.... by MobSwatter · · Score: 1

    That laser pointers had anything to do with national security.

  39. if its becoming a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just ban the damn pointers. it's not like they are actually all that necessary. actually they are basically useless.

  40. Helicopter pilots are put in real danger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about planes but it's a real problem for helicopter pilots.

    You could maybe fly a plane blind if you had someone giving you feedback, but it's impossible in a helicopter.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P_S4m1vfR8

  41. Wonder how many incidents are accidents... by poemtree · · Score: 1

    These lasers are often marketed as "great for sky pointing", and indeed a tour guide used one for that legitimate purpose on my recent trip to Puerto Rico. I am sure there are dumbasses purposely doing this to low-flying aircraft (during take-off, approach and landing), but I wonder if pilots are also reporting lasers that are unintentionally pointed in the vicinity of aircraft during legitimate ground uses. And yes, I will be buying mine before they get banned...

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    1. Re:Wonder how many incidents are accidents... by azav · · Score: 1

      > Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from Macintosh...

      Except for the newer versions of iOS and the Mac. Apple is putting fluff over function and it is annoying as hell when you can't turn the fluff off.

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    2. Re:Wonder how many incidents are accidents... by poemtree · · Score: 1

      It's just a silly sig, riffing on my favorite Arthur C. Clarke quote and my platform of choice. The truth is, when I discovered the Mac in 1990, it was magic to me. The sig may come off as a fanboi-ish, but I have always said that if anything better than Mac OS comes along, I would switch. Nothing better has come along. BTW, this has been my sig since I joined /.

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    3. Re:Wonder how many incidents are accidents... by poemtree · · Score: 1

      Spoke to a friend of mine who is an air traffic controller. He says that laser incidents are primarily reported by helicopter pilots, and rarely by commercial jet pilots. He pointed out that jet aircraft flying at cruising altitude and speed would be nearly impossible to track from the ground with a handheld laser, although there are lasers available with beam ranges that could easily reach them. Tracks with what others said here, helicopters fly lower and slower, and have significantly more glass surrounding the cockpit.

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  42. Re:You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retard by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

    I feel like Im getting dumber by reading this thread. Do any of you have anything relevant to the real world to say, or do you want to continue your fantasyland posturing?

  43. Window Tint? by reyahtbor · · Score: 1

    Taking the pay someone to snitch approach is novel, but how hard would it be for Johnny A-hole neighbor to point the laser, then point the finger at someone else just to get his 10K.

    We can't stop A-holes from doing dumb shit, so here's an idea:

    How about putting a special reflective mask/window tint over the cockpit windows that blocks coherent light (aka, the "Frickin' LASERs"). I know this must be rocket science because it hasn't been done. I'm no inventor or I would have done this already, so don't flame me. I'm just putting this out as a suggestion.

  44. What power laser pointers are doing this? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    Is it any of the cheap units professors use, or it is some kind of powerful hobby version?

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    1. Re:What power laser pointers are doing this? by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

      I have a handlheld green light pen laser that runs off of two AAA cells and I can hit clouds quite easily. When demoing for friends I have to be particulary careful as my town is in the flight path of a major airport. I'm confident that if I wanted to (and I don't, of course) I could easily hit any one of the planes on approach.

  45. And it's worse if you are a helicopter pilot by azav · · Score: 3, Informative

    When the laser hits the glass/plexiglass, it spreads all around the cabin, making it near impossible to see and possibly temporarily blinding the pilot.

    It's pretty damn dangerous.

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  46. Re:Not an issue before green pointers became commo by firewrought · · Score: 1

    The problem is that pilots, in the pitch black of night can see beams of green laser pointers off somewhere in the distance. With no useful reference for actual distance and nothing else in the night sky to compare it to, the pilots assume they're very nearby and must be being pointed at them.

    No, laser light is very directional, and having it pointed at you during nightime flying is a very definite experience. Search youtube for "helicopter lasers" to see what I mean.

    So we should ban green laser pointers, right?

    I know you asked sarcastically, but there are "soft-band" options that society may have to consider if the problem grows. For instance, using green lasers for stargazing could be outlawed (e.g., forcing laser makers to not use this as a selling point). Additionally, pen/pointer-shaped form factors could be prohibited. Gun-mounted green lasers could be forced to have a rail switch. Hopefully the laws don't have to go this far though.

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  47. Re:So.... by VernonNemitz · · Score: 0

    "Shouldn't they be looking at a different solution here?"

    OK. Laser light qualifies as polarized light. So, if the pilots wear polarized glasses (with rotatable lenses), then they can block the light almost as easily as it can be shined at them.

  48. Re:So.... by jklovanc · · Score: 2
  49. Re:babies. by farble1670 · · Score: 1

    yes, and those lasers are illegal. then the issue is that they own illegal lasers, period. really no need to spread mass hysteria encouraging people to report anyone with a laser pointer to the FBI.

  50. Star Pointer? by morgauxo · · Score: 1

    I knew a guy that had a really bright laser pointer. I don't know how powerful it was but it was definitely not your typical weak red dot.

    Anyway, he was showing this to me one night back before there was all this talk about laser pointers blinding pilots. He showed me that he could actually point it at the night sky and it made a visible dot, I guess it was reflecting off something or other in the atmosphere.

    What I found to be really cool about this is it was a way to actually point out stars and constelations to someone. I know I find it difficult to precisely follow where a finger is pointing to find something in the sky. The laser pointer made it easy!

    There were no planes that we could see at that moment. I suppose you never know about ones that are high enough up, it could be possible to miss them. So.. was this dangerous? Is it ok to point out stars this way?

    If not then I think airplanes should have blinds and cameras. The pilots could fly by camera. In event of the camera malfunctioning open the blinds.

  51. I don't know what goes here, and it wouldn't tell by JoeDuncan · · Score: 1

    Unless we're somehow going to regulate laser pointers like guns, it would be far more effective
    LOL - yeah, because "gun regulation" in the US has proven *SO* effective at reducing gun crimes! Training an army of ninja squirrels to steal laser pointers from kids would be cheaper and more effective...

  52. I'll be rich!!! by trailerparkcassanova · · Score: 1

    1. Have some sucker point a laser at a plane. 2. Turn them in 3. Profit!!!

  53. title here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see you've never visited wicked laser's website.

  54. Too Tempting by Sentrion · · Score: 1

    Given how bad the economy has been for lower wage earners, it might be tempting to "confess" after one's spouse or loved one "informs" the FBI just to claim the $10k prize. 2-3 years in prison with with heat and A/C, soft beds, warm blankets, 1 hour of outdoor recreation each day, free health care for even the most expensive medical conditions, a public defender to advocate for early release or to appeal a conviction, job training programs, GED classes, fitness facilities, job programs to earn cash and rewards while in prison, networking opportunities to line up shady "opportunities" after getting out, cable TV for good behavior, the chance to join a gang that "has your back" for life - this all might sound like a good deal to many, not entirely unlike those desperadoes in the UK who would steal a loaf of breed just at the chance of winning an all expense paid trip to Australia, far, far away from their creditors and ex-wives back home in cold and foggy London.

    1. Re:Too Tempting by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      And a free buggering once a week from your very own gigantic lifer cellmate. What could be better than that!

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    2. Re:Too Tempting by u38cg · · Score: 1

      [citation needed]

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  55. Re:So.... by NFN_NLN · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Shouldn't they be looking at a different solution here?"

    What's wrong with the old system. Tell people they will burn in eternal hell fire if they point a laser at aircraft.
    Either that or start a rumour about hairy palms.

    Anyone smart enough to know this is BS probably isn't the type to do it in the first place.
    Children and morons will be too scared to do it.

    And they say religion has no place in modern society.

  56. Laser Strikes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How are they tracking the "laser strikes"? Are there etch markes down the side of the fusilage? Is there some new fangled piece of equipment that detect over saturation of a specific wavelength?

    1. Re:Laser Strikes by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      How are they tracking the "laser strikes"? Are there etch markes down the side of the fusilage? Is there some new fangled piece of equipment that detect over saturation of a specific wavelength?

      Same way we track any other crime -- by the incidents reported instead of the greater number of actual occurrences. (I swear, some people can say the dumbest things while trying to make themselves look smarter than others.)

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  57. What's the problem? by mi · · Score: 1

    Last year, 3,960 laser strikes against aircraft were reported — an average of almost 11 incidents per day.

    Has there been a correlated increase in the number of accidents? Probably, not — or TFA would've mentioned it.

    Without such, I don't see, how anything draconian can be justified. It is annoying, to be sure, but justice should not be emotional...

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  58. Re:babies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is not such thing as your magic "anti-laser glasses". Laser is light, any glasses which blocked all lasers would also block most of light, you wouldn't be able to see.

    What exists are protective glasses tuned to specific wavelength laser. Not useful if you don't know what laser you are protecting yourself from.

  59. Re:babies. by joe_frisch · · Score: 1

    Anti laser goggles only work against a limited set of wavelengths, otherwise they would be completely black. You can buy enough different lasers now (I've seen red, green orange, blue and near-UV) that it isn't practical to make goggles that will block them all.

    Even if laesrs don't cause eye damage (and I believe they have), they can cause distraction (which is deadly in aircraft - one of the largest causes of accidents), and can prevent the pilot from seeing the instruments .

    Lasers do diverge, but there are tricks to shine a collimated laser at a plane and make a really dangerous weapon.

  60. Weapon system warning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe FBI is worried that laser pointers registers with weapon systems that perhaps is made to pick up laser beams? As if laser beams are used in anti air weapon systems as guidance.

  61. Re:babies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What exactly is an "illegal laser" and in what jurisdiction? In the US I can purchase a laser capable of cutting through metal or simulating a light saber injury without any legal restrictions. The seller would be more than happy to make a 5 digit price sale and the only legal thing to worry about is OSHA if using it some place with other employees.

  62. Re:babies. by QuasiSteve · · Score: 1

    pilots could wear anti-laser glasses at those times

    They could (see others' comments for technical issues with that), but should they? Or rather, should they have to?

    While it might be a reasonable precaution, I don't think that validates turning the tables around. Otherwise you might as well conclude that pilots should don bullet proof vests to deal with the people who discharge a firearm in the direction of a plane taking off/landing.
    Obviously that is already covered by other laws. Laser pointer use may or may not be. Regardless, I'm not sure where your stance (if I'm interpreting it correctly) of "attempting to harshly punish those pointing laser pointers at planes, is a bad idea" is coming from.

  63. Another by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    huge waste of taxpayer money that the taxpayer has no say-so in

  64. Money making system by evilviper · · Score: 1

    Under what circumstances will the full $10,000 reward be offered?

    I have a powerful laser, and I know where to find a large supply of homeless people (who wouldn't mind a few months in jail if they got a $2,000 check at the end of it).

    Sure, you can't repeat this trick in the same area, with the same witnesses, but with a big enough payoff it would be a worthwhile business venture.

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  65. Educate first, incarcerate later by GlassWhale · · Score: 1

    My most demoralising day as a police employee was reading a self-congratulatory intranet news article about how some 20-year-old had been successfully prosecuted and sentenced to a prison term for pointing a laser pointer at a police helicopter. Apparently the judge acknowledged the kid's lack of any previous criminal history and the likelihood that he was just messing about and didn't intend to put anyone in danger, but felt that a message needed to be sent. For goodness' sake If they're that dangerous just fucking ban them, don't ruin someone's life for playing with a toy.

  66. Re:So.... by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 1

    While diode lasers can have fairly polarized output beams, whatever the polarization, all it takes is rotating the laser pointer 90 degrees to turn vertical polarization into horizontal. I have yet to see a laser pointer with the output polarization marked on the body and there is no restriction on how the perp holds it. Even with rotatable polarizers on the glasses pilots could wear, they still have to catch the light in their eye and rotate the polarizer - with a 50/50 chance of turning it initially to let more light through - to minimize the laser light.

    The only solution is to start punishing the idiots who do this. Some of the laser pointers available are well over output power limits for the class rating they carry and can cause temporary blindness in a pilot who has dark-adjusted eyes. This generally happens on approach when the nose is low and is the most critical time for a pilot to have every bit of sight available to him or her. People who aim lasers at planes are risking (if not intentionally trying to cause) a crash with very high chances for major loss of life for those both in the plane and on the ground.

    Fine the hell out of them. Put them in jail. Ruin their lives. And do it before they kill, injure, and maim innocent people.

  67. I cannot be the first by Werrismys · · Score: 1

    I just deviced a plan that incorporates homeless folks, vodka bribes, laser pointers and $10000 profits.

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  68. Can planes have lasers to shine back? by Aristos+Mazer · · Score: 1

    If the equipment on board can detect the laser strikes, can the planes have lasers on board that turn on and point back to the source? I'm pretty sure whoever is down there would look away pretty damn fast.

  69. Re:babies. by farble1670 · · Score: 1

    Does FDA have a mandatory limit on the power emitted by laser pointers?
    Yes. Laser products promoted for pointing and demonstration purposes are limited to hazard Class IIIa by FDA regulation.

    21 CFR 1040.11(b) and 1040.11(c), limit surveying, leveling, and alignment, and demonstration laser products to Class IIIa. This means that pointers are limited to 5 milliwatts output power in the visible wavelength range from 400 to 710 nanometers. There are also limits for any invisible wavelengths and for short pulses. Pointers may not exceed the accessible emission limits of CDRH Class IIIa or IEC1 Class 3R.

    http://www.fda.gov/Radiation-E...

    so yes, if you are employing a mounted laser in a scientific or industrial setting, no problem. if you bought a handheld 2w laser from wickedlasers.com and are storing it at your home and you have no reason to own such a device other than "hobby", that's illegal to own.

    p.s., wickedlasers.com is out oh HK, so they can ship whatever they want. you can also buy a cell signal scrambler online, and guess what those aren't legal either.

  70. Re:Not an issue before green pointers became commo by rayd75 · · Score: 1

    1. most of the people caught pointing green lasers at aircraft have admitted to such.

    Seems likely to me. How many people have been caught caught though? A dozen? A few hundred? By God, there's an epidemic of thousands upon thousands of people pointing lasers at aircraft and it's been skyrocketing over the last 3-5 years. (Even though the first readily available and stupidly-cheap red pointers were being sold for a couple of bucks at gas stations and the like 15 years ago.)

    2. Yes, you can see the laser even if it isn't pointed directly at the aircraft. but in many cases the pilots report not seeing the pointer but the effects of the lasers on the cockpit windows. Keep in mind for example that over Los Angeles and surrounding areas there are probably at least one first time at night soloing Private Helictoper Pilot every week. If he were to lose sight of the horizon for even a minute or two that helicopter is coming down...

    The first part of this statement, for me, only re-afirms my belief that people in general tend to report problems with the most dire, sensationalist spin because they feel like it's more likely to illicit a response. The latter sentence sounds as if you think you're arguing with someone who thinks it's ok for a pilot to have lasers shined into his eyes. For the record, I do not. I only believe the rash of reported incidents is exaggerated by the beam visibility of some non-red (often green) laser pointers.

    3. Responsible people wouldn't be point lasers at the sky when they live near busy airports.

    Agreed. Though, responsible people also wouldn't put 55W purple HID headlight bulbs into all 6 (low, high, fog) reflector-style housings on the front of their SUVs, nor would they bike around with a 1500 lumen strobe light strapped to their handle bars. Unfortunately, we have a shortage of responsible people.

  71. Total airplane awareness program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Install imaging sensors constantly tracking all air vehicles for the purpose of bird strike prevention and general security in the dangerous areas. Use the accompanied standard issue laser targeting device detector and deliver the coordinates to an airport security team.

  72. Re:Not an issue before green pointers became commo by rayd75 · · Score: 1

    No, laser light is very directional, and having it pointed at you during nightime flying is a very definite experience. Search youtube for "helicopter lasers" to see what I mean.

    I don't need to watch a video because we agree. Lasers are very directional. Having even a low power one pointed into your eyes can be temporarily disabling or even catastrophic if you're doing sensitive work like keeping an aircraft or vehicle under control. I also fully believe that people are doing this. What I don't believe is that, with cheap (sub-$5) red pointers having been readily available for about 15 years, there's only now a sudden jump in occurrences. An explanation that makes far more sense is that with cheap green lasers (which can produce a visible beam) now widely available, pilots are reporting many more instances of "beam sightings" in addition to "direct hits." If a red laser pointer, which generally does not have a visible beam, misses your aircraft, you never know it. If a green one does, perhaps even at a considerable distance, you might still see it and have something to get excited about and report.

    So we should ban green laser pointers, right?

    I know you asked sarcastically, but there are "soft-band" options that society may have to consider if the problem grows. For instance, using green lasers for stargazing could be outlawed (e.g., forcing laser makers to not use this as a selling point). Additionally, pen/pointer-shaped form factors could be prohibited. Gun-mounted green lasers could be forced to have a rail switch. Hopefully the laws don't have to go this far though.

    You made me consider a point I hadn't before and that's that the visibility of green lasers' beams likely encourages people to point them into the night sky. With a red pointer, there's not much visual incentive to do so. I hate it when I make a big long point and then have to consider changing my mind. :)

  73. Someone invent... by Mistakill · · Score: 2

    Someone should invent dye pack armed laser seeking missiles... have a drone fly around an airport, someone uses a laser pointed at a plane, and poof, theyre fluro green, and theres video proof for court... win/win

  74. Re:So? (Clarification) by Howitzer86 · · Score: 1

    I should clarify that by range I mean reliable distance reading. You could probably quadruple that distance for the blinding power of the beam itself.

  75. If I'm gonna go to jail anyway. . . . . by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

    Then I'll be damned if I do it with a measly laser pointer.

    I'll go buy 500 of the suckers from Wicked Lasers ( or the highest wattage output I can find ), build these suckers into some crazy array, add a focusing lens to this , paint it green, name it Lazilla, tie it into a passive motion tracking system, mount it on the rooftop and have a grand time pointing it at satellites, the neighbors dog, any aircraft within fifty miles and the FBI helicopters when they show up.

    I mean, if you're going to go to jail for something, you may as well try and set the bar up as high as you can :D

    1. Re:If I'm gonna go to jail anyway. . . . . by NapalmV · · Score: 1

      What were they thinking....... :
      http://driving.ca/bmw/i8/auto-...
      ???

  76. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Put all of them in the same airplane and point a laser at it.

    1. Re:No by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      Put all of them in the same airplane and point a laser at it.

      Wouldn't the laser just bounce off the underside of the plane and no one inside would notice?

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  77. Government should obey the constitution first by Nyder · · Score: 1

    The US Government should just accept that because they are no longer follow the constitution, that the people of the United States don't feel like we should follow any laws anymore.

    See how it works? You break the law and act like it's okay, we'll break the law and tell you to fuck off.

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  78. Re:So.... by geekoid · · Score: 1

    This has already happened. several time. And more powerful lasers are becoming cheaper.
    Hell, you can buy a 2000mw laser right now.

    You should do what rational and thinking people do when thinking about a subject. Research then form an opinion.

    Google:
    pilot blinded laser

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  79. It definately seems overblown. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recall seeing a video talking about just how bad this was. About 50% of the video was "simulated cockpits" with blindingly bright green light flooding over a pilot's face. The other 50% was legitimate footage from a helicopter where the pilot not only had no issues flying, but also no issues directing police to the guy pointing a laser at him.

    I've never seen a perfectly focused laser pointer. The beams always expand over distance. At a block away the beam is the size of a small window in a house. At the distance of a plane or helicopter, most of the beam is going to miss the aircraft no matter how steady and true one's aim might be simply because the point is going to be larger than the aircraft. Add to that the difficulty of holding a laser pointer steady on something in the same room as you, nevermind something a mile away and moving, and the idea that this is a real problem seems ridiculous.

    I suspect it's more along the lines of an annoyance. It's stupid as fuck and people shouldn't be doing it and pilots are getting pissed about it the same way that drivers get pissed when someone drives down the highway with their brights on, but in the same way that driving down the highway with your brights on isn't all that likely to cause an accident, I doubt these laser pointers are all that likely to cause one either. ...but I fear that's getting lost in the hype as these things are made out to be much more of a danger than they actually are. Sure, driving down the road with your bright lights on might be dangerous, but that doesn't mean we make bright headlights illegal, or that we put people in prison for life when they do it.

    It's like someone's trying to get lasers banned or something. If this were a real problem, the logical thing to do would be to make a law that every laser sold must come with a pamphlet about the danger of pointing lasers at aircraft and the punishment you'll face if your caught doing it, as I suspect the problem (the nuisance that it is) is mostly one of ignorance. However, no one wants to try the education route, it's all "ban! ban! ban!"

    The only thing that needs to be banned is wickedlasers.com as those people don't need to be displaying high-powered lasers as merely cool toys and selling them to any moron with enough cash. It's simply irresponsible. Someone in my town who my sister knows got one of their lasers and proceeded to play with it by doing things like shining it into my mother's house. I'm surprised he hasn't blinded someone yet. ...or perhaps he has, I can't say I've seen the guy in a year, so maybe he's in prison.

  80. Or just search youtube by ron_ivi · · Score: 1

    A quick google search can find dozens or hundreds of people pointing lasers at helicopters. https://www.google.com/search?...

  81. That's fine but what about... by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 1

    Fining and/or locking up the people pointing lasers at planes is all well and good, but so far-- at least as far as I'm aware --any such incidents have just been people being jackoffs. And yet pilots getting blinded by lasers, especially on approach and landing, is a real hazard. It's only a matter of time until someone does it 'seriously', like in a coordinated attempt to down a plane.

    So why aren't there countermeasures? Protective filters in the windscreen, or special filtering glasses for the pilots, or somesuch? I wonder if there isn't something to be done with liquid crystal and active or passive sensing equipment that could automatically polarize the cockpit windows at the angle required to cut the light down as much as possible. Kind of like those auto-darkening welding masks, but you'd still be able to see through it.

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  82. Re:babies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FDA regulations limit how lasers made be labeled and sold, they do not make ownership of lasers illegal. And wickedlasers is by far not the only place to get lasers, you can try actual research supply places like Thorlabs, Newport, or CVI if you don't mind the price. For slightly cheaper new lasers, you can go straight to a lot of smaller system integrator companies and come away with multiwatt systems for under a thousand dollars. Or if you are really trying to save money, there are a lot of surplus equipment supplies, offering some pretty powerful medical lasers that can be had sometimes even under $100 with some luck. There are plenty of detailed descriptions around of how to service or fix some of those older units, or how to extra lasers from optical drives that can greatly exceed the IIIa limit. Not to mention that most off the shelf green laser pointers that are labeled as 5 mW or less actually put out more power if you put into a laser power meter.

    While I work with high power lasers at my day job (which while dealing with OSHA and internal polices, has no issues purchasing high power lasers at a hefty price), I also mess around with a lot of them at home in my free time to try out things with more variety. With a little patience and ability to follow instructions, a high school student could assemble quite a variety of things that exceed those power limits, and not be illegal as long as they don't use the lasers to violate regular laws. Heck, there are d.i.y. designs for 50-200 W CO2 lasers for starting to get into laser cutting.

  83. ignorant fool here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what happens when you point a laser at an aircraft?

  84. Ummm by SumDog · · Score: 1

    Ummm...that's...insane. Let's bankrupt a 13 year old who just doesn't know any better.

    Here's a better idea. What if airplane manufactures could design their aircraft windshields in such a way as to let in normal light, but reflect high intensity lasers. Hey, that would help in parts of the world where laws like this are totally unenforceable, like international pilots who fly into low and mid income nations.

    1. Re:Ummm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, or we can recruit only Moromon pilots wearing magic underwear. If it could be done without hampering the pilot's vision it wouldn't be a problem, but most recreational lasers use visible light wavelengths and the only way to protect from them is blocking it and the near frequencies, reducing visibility. Also, notice that there is no standard in the wavelength used in lasers, so you have to block the most common ones, further reducing the light spectrum that gets through the window.

  85. This just in by russotto · · Score: 1

    About 3900 of the laser strikes were actually cops and criminals using their laser-equipped firearms in Newark and Camden.

  86. Pilots by SumDog · · Score: 1

    It is actually a serious problem. A laser hitting the cockpit windshield reflects and temporally blinds the pilot...very dangerous during takeoffs and landings.

    That being said, I totally agree with the previous commenter being bat shit crazy. Harsher penalties won't stop the action. You need to fix the plans so they don't have issues when it with lasers.

  87. No, really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... it's a huge problem. I've spoken with helicopter pilots that have had their cockpits "flooded" with green laser light. lasers don't remain coherent after they enter the cockpit, and commercially available lasers instantly ruin a pilot's night vision.

      when the police helicopter is tracking a suspect while hovering 200 ft agl, it's dangerous to not see where the high-tension power line went. It's also legitimately Obstruction, but that's usually less important, unless the perp is A&D. And no, most helicopters don't have detailed warning systems coupled to GPS to help the pilots avoid obstacles. those systems are expensive.

    This article could do well to be from the "about-damn-time dept."

  88. Pilot - Experience being hit by a laser by nhtshot · · Score: 4, Informative

    Night landings are, by their nature, more difficult and more dangerous than daytime landings. Assuming visual conditions, nearly everything is dependent upon being able to continuously see runway lights. About 10 minutes prior to landing, the standard procedure is to dim everything in the cockpit to it's lowest setting. The goal of this is to make sure the pilot's eyes are dilated as much as possible to see the runway lights and land safely.

    About 5 years ago, I was landing at Chicago Dupage airport. About 1 mile from the runway threshold and about 500 ft above the ground, I was repeatedly hit by a bright red laser. Immediately after the first bright flash from the laser, I felt like I'd just walked from daylight into a dark room. I couldn't see anything. I couldn't see any instruments (Remember, they're all dimmed as low as possible) and the runway lights were suddenly very dim. After the second and third time, I couldn't see the runway lights anymore. My only choice was to add power, pull up and hope that I was still flying straight. I overflew most of the airport and remember finally getting good vision back about the time I was over the subdivision north of the airport. That subdivision is about 3 miles from where it all started. I turned over the subdivision and landed on a perpendicular runway.

    I then released a torrent of profanities and considered all of the most painful ways to kill someone if I could ever find the #@(#*$@(#*$@(*##$(@* that hit me with that laser.

    I'm all for higher penalties for this crap. It's probably already killed people. We don't know for sure because plane crash victims don't tend to be very talkative.

  89. missiles by binarybum · · Score: 1

    Aren't ground lasers what laser guided missiles use to target precise locations? A couple example cases of jets equipped with these should get the message across.

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    1. Re:missiles by eWarz · · Score: 1

      I was going to say...How about firing a weapon in the direction of the laser, I bet the morons will be weeded out pretty fast.

    2. Re:missiles by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 1

      Until those same idiots you fired a stinger at decide to fire the laser from the roof of a school and you have a lot of bad PR. Or maybe the son of the chinese diplomat did it from the roof of the embassy and you have try to avoid going to war accidentally with the chinese.

      Before firing any weapon meant to kill it's important to verify your target and who you're reducing to hamburger meat.

  90. 2 things by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    First of all, anyone stupid enough to do this is stupid enough to post about it on Facebook or Twitter so just look there. Second, when someone laser paints a target, the missile can technically hit the target or the source depending on programming of the missile...from an aircraft...just saying (blow up the laser pointer-er)

  91. Re:babies. by Mr.CRC · · Score: 1

    Illegal to own? No. Read the regs. It is illegal to enter into commerce promoted as a pointing device. There is no law against possessing lasers of any type.

  92. Photochromic windshield coating. by tlambert · · Score: 1

    Photochromic windshield coating. Using an organic photochromic coating, the reaction time is on the order of nanoseconds.

    They can paint short duration small back dots on the windshield of the plane, but not really do much else. Two coatings in perpendicular directions, with a separation angle window of about 1/2 the smallest wavelength you care about (which, with a band pass coating for visible light in the mix, means that it can be fixed at a pretty big distance), and the pilot won't even see black spots unless looking directly at the laser through the temporary perpendicularly organized difraction gratings.

    It's my understanding that military aircraft already have laser protection due to an aircraft area denial weapons system I suggested back around 1976.

    1. Re:Photochromic windshield coating. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The typical problem is that it lights up the whole windshield with diffuse reflection that can be brighter than other sources at night, so while maybe less distracting than flashing light, the pilot would have to deal with random blackouts of their view.

    2. Re:Photochromic windshield coating. by tlambert · · Score: 1

      The typical problem is that it lights up the whole windshield with diffuse reflection that can be brighter than other sources at night, so while maybe less distracting than flashing light, the pilot would have to deal with random blackouts of their view.

      Use a graded index of refraction through the canopy/windshield, and you get a distance adjusted Bessel angle, with almost perfect reflection of the light at an angle equal to the incidence angle vs. the surface normal as it hits the glass. There won't be any (significant) scattering for anything under 10's of watts of beam strength. This is exactly how we implement internal path reflectivity for multimode fiber, which also has to handle multiple laser wavelengths.

      Alternately, just have one of the diffraction gratings be fixed, rather than photochormically induced (the little black dots get to be visible when you are being lased, in exchange for the internal reflection being eliminated, and a reduced cost of manufacture).

      This is like 1980's optics, albeit with some early 2000's of nanocoating and photochemistry - either way, almost eerything needed to make the problem "not a problem" is over a decade old, technology-wise.

    3. Re:Photochromic windshield coating. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is great if dealing with internal reflections, but when it is diffusely scattering off of not highly polished windshield and any dirt and contamination on it, the light is effectively going straight through the glass in the same way anything outside being looked at is too.

    4. Re:Photochromic windshield coating. by tlambert · · Score: 1

      That is great if dealing with internal reflections, but when it is diffusely scattering off of not highly polished windshield and any dirt and contamination on it, the light is effectively going straight through the glass in the same way anything outside being looked at is too.

      You can either (a) not run into ducks or (b) live with it; it's not an important part of the windshield if your pilots can lean left and right, which means it's just a problem for drones, and we pretty much don't care about drones, since they are cheaper to produce than pilots.

  93. I smell profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So....

    1) Buy a 10$ laser pointer
    2) Find a hobo and pay him another 10$ to point it at an airplane
    3) Take a video and rat him out to FBI
    4) 9980$ in profit!
    5) Rinse and repeat, extra 10$ of profit for recycling the laser pointer

  94. Wel yeah.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..but in cases like these they should not be held liable. Kids are imaginative and curious by nature. Only thing you'll be creating with punishing harshly will be misery and more people that hate the laws and government. The same kid might not point laser at the plane again, but there are more kids born every day. They can't be expected to not be kids.

  95. Collateral damage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most likely the said isiot has some relatives around him, so the collateral damage is only a good thing.

  96. Wavelengths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indeed, for various wavelengths.

    Which wavelength should they choose to filter for? Or are you suggesting they should use glasses that filter all wavelengths?

  97. Easy answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Easy answer - people found guilty should be sterilised. They clearly are too stupid to be allowed to procreate

  98. Re:So.... by JamieIanMacgregor · · Score: 1

    The problem is not the pilots eyes being shot out but the cockpit windows being illuminated beyond the point of seeing the darkness beyond them

  99. So they're going after the military... by Meski · · Score: 1

    Who use lasers as target designation systems. (on aircraft, amongst other targets) Riiight, that's a great idea.

  100. Not sure I understand.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pardon me for being stupid...

    I don't know what the danger is when a laser is pointed at an aircraft... anybody can help me out here?

  101. Open and Shut Case by ablestmage2318 · · Score: 1

    This is really a super easy question for me, and I'm not sure how anyone else could possibly think otherwise -- Pilots should get safety gear that prevents laser flashes from doing the damage they supposedly cause, end of story. If the danger is authentic, then going without protection is an action of the pilot willingly putting the lives of the passengers in danger. There is no other interpretation. Arguments to the contrary are a bit like, let's drive a tandem bicycle into Mad Max world wearing a hunters-bright-orange business suit, and if anyone gets shot, we'll offer a reward for whoever finds who shot them. No. You drive a freaking cast iron battering ram of a vehicle in Mad Max world. If there is an authentic danger that a $10k reward would go to the discovery of someone who shines a laser pointer at an airplaine could cause it to crash, then the prevention of crashes is a matter for the pilot to assess. "Oh, it's all Pearl Harbor outside, and I'm a pilot. I don't need a vest or anything, because the company is supposed to pay for that stuff." In what reality does that make sense?

  102. Easy money by Cyfun · · Score: 1

    Step 1: Trick drunk friend into point laser at planes

    Step 2: ???

    Step 3: Profit!!!

    --
    In Soviet Russia, dot slashes YOU!
  103. Re:babies. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

    Anti laser goggles only work against a limited set of wavelengths, otherwise they would be completely black. You can buy enough different lasers now (I've seen red, green orange, blue and near-UV) that it isn't practical to make goggles that will block them all.

    You only need to cover the common ones. Laser pointer incidents are relatively infrequent. Incidents with uncommon laser types will be very rare indeed.

    Even if laesrs don't cause eye damage (and I believe they have), they can cause distraction (which is deadly in aircraft - one of the largest causes of accidents), and can prevent the pilot from seeing the instruments .

    Since setting down the challenge to cite a pilot who's eyes have been damaged, there have been no takers. So I don't think it's happened.

    Heck if it seriously put pilots and planes in danger, there'd be reports of terrorists doing it. High impact, and low risk, if the ground point is well chosen. But again I haven't seen it be a significant terrorist tactic.

    For sure it's distracting, and I'm in no way defending those kids and idiots that do it. But there is no way of stamping this crime out. Catching the odd offender and giving harsh penalties hasn't eradicated other crimes and it won't this one either. Therefore a technical approach for when, not if, it happens is more sensible.

  104. Re:babies. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

    Other comments assumed technical issues have been refuted.

    but should they? Or rather, should they have to?

    It's a crime that won't be eradicated. Thus it's responding to a fact of life. You might as well ask whether a cyclist should have to wear a helmet, a car driver a seat belt, or a promiscuous teen a prophylactic.

    Otherwise you might as well conclude that pilots should don bullet proof vests to deal with the people who discharge a firearm in the direction of a plane taking off/landing.

    But they don't just ban guns, and give serious penalties to transgressors. They also have a security door to the cockpit, only openable from the cockpits side. Anti-laser glasses is the equivalent of that door.

    Regardless, I'm not sure where your stance (if I'm interpreting it correctly) of "attempting to harshly punish those pointing laser pointers at planes, is a bad idea" is coming from.

    a) It won't eradicate the crime. They never do. Drug dealing for example is harshly punished, but still very common. As is violence and murder.

    b) These laser pointer attacks will either come from children, idiots or (if it's really a serious threat) terrorists. These are the types least likely to be affected by threat of serious punishment.

    c) Serious punishment costs the taxpayer serious money. For little useful effect.

    The technical approaches make much more sense.

  105. Headlights on the other lane blind me when I drive by nikanth · · Score: 1

    We can use cameras and displays. And get rid of the windows

  106. Re:babies. by QuasiSteve · · Score: 1

    I had a long reply here but a fat-fingering of ctrl+r made it disappear.

    The tl;dr of it is this: I may have misinterpreted your stance, could you clarify if you believe that the technical solution on the pilots' side is sufficient, or whether those who do aim laser pointers at cockpits should be punishable (just not 'seriously') as well?

  107. Re:babies. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

    Of course, if people are caught pointing lasers at planes, they should be punished. I just don't think that spending money on hunting them down, or sending them to jail for long periods is worth it. The money is better spent on technical means to reduce the effect on pilots.

  108. Lumpy how'd "eating your words" taste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ROTFLMAO @ "Chumpy" -> http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

    (You sure "talk a good game" -> http://games.slashdot.org/comm... but you can't even produce a MERE SCRIPT!, windbag...)

    You aren't even on the level of a "script kiddie", & full of HOT AIR!

    You certainly won't reply there in that 2nd link I posted either, as that would remove your downmods to my posts like this one you can't validly disprove or justify your downmod on -> http://games.slashdot.org/comm...

    Oh, I suspect that IS the case here (simply logging out of a registered account & trolling by ac is a common troll trick around here OR using alternate registered 'luser' accounts sockpuppets to do the job will also, & Lumpy is LOADED with those & trolling - which doesn't matter: He PROVES he's all talk, no action (or skills, OR brains, lol))

    (You're all TALK, & NO action "CHUMPY!)

    * :)

    (You know it, I know it, & so does anyone reading AND laughing their asses off @ you now... lol!)

    APK

    P.S.=> Answer the question in the subject-line Lumpy - since you had to "eat your wrods" in the 1st link above flavored with your FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH + the "bitter taste of SELF-defeat", lol...

    ... apk

  109. Lumpy how'd "eating your words" taste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ROTFLMAO @ "Chumpy" -> http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

    (You sure "talk a good game" -> http://games.slashdot.org/comm... but you can't even produce a MERE SCRIPT!, windbag...)

    You aren't even on the level of a "script kiddie", & full of HOT AIR!

    You certainly won't reply there in that 2nd link I posted either, as that would remove your downmods to my posts like this one you can't validly disprove or justify your downmod on -> http://games.slashdot.org/comm...

    Oh, I suspect that IS the case here (simply logging out of a registered account & trolling by ac is a common troll trick around here OR using alternate registered 'luser' accounts sockpuppets to do the job will also, & Lumpy is LOADED with those & trolling - which doesn't matter: He PROVES he's all talk, no action (or skills, OR brains, lol))

    (You're all TALK, & NO action "CHUMPY!)

    * :)

    (You know it, I know it, & so does anyone reading AND laughing their asses off @ you now... lol!)

    APK

    P.S.=> Answer the question in the subject-line Lumpy - since you had to "eat your wrods" in the 1st link above flavored with your FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH + the "bitter taste of SELF-defeat", lol...

    ... apk