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  1. Re:Not going to happen.... on Ars: Cross-Platform Malware Communicates With Sound · · Score: 1

    there is certainly not an opening for a virus to infect some other machine using just audio signals.

    No-one's saying there is.

  2. Re:But how much do they have stockpiled? on Syria Completes Destruction of Chemical Weapon Producing Equipment · · Score: 1

    Assad does not need chemical weapons to kill the uprising.

    Are you sure? He seems to be making a bit of a chore out of it so far.

  3. Re:Noun, verb, noun noun verb (or: terrible headli on Hacker Spoofs Track Plays To Top Music Charts · · Score: 1

    You do realize that MOST headlines are written to be a play on words.

    I'd dispute that. This one certainly wasn't.

    You also seem to have forgotten that some words can also be adjectives.

    No I didn't.

    Top (adj.? v.?)

    See? Admittedly I did forget it could be a noun.

  4. Am I missing something, or is this utter nonsense? on GPUs Keep Getting Faster, But Your Eyes Can't Tell · · Score: 1

    The current high-end of GPUs gives you as much as you'd need for an enjoyable experience. Beyond that and it's not like you will get nothing, it's just that you will notice less benefit.

    Pushing pixels is not the be-all and end-all of GPUs. A faster GPU can compute more shadows, more reflections, caustics, subsurface scattering and all those other beautiful things that are slowly pushing us out of the uncanny valley.

    Or as Chris Angelini, editorial director for Tom's Hardware Guide, put it, 'The current high-end of GPUs gives you as much as you'd need for an enjoyable experience. Beyond that and it's not like you will get nothing, it's just that you will notice less benefit.'

    Or as Bill Gates may or may not have said, "640k ought to be enough for everyone."

  5. Oh, Timothy on Webcam-Equipped Remote-Controllable Halloween Haunt · · Score: 2

    Timothy asked yesterday what /.'ers are doing for Halloween and said "Maybe one year Alek Komarnitsky will switch to Hallowe'en instead of Christmas, and offer a webcam-equipped remote-controllable haunt." Turns out he actually has been doing that since 2005

    That's our Timothy - never knowingly up-to-date.

  6. Re:Sounds like nonsense once you look at details on Airgap-Jumping Malware May Use Ultrasonic Networking To Communicate · · Score: 1

    Well, shows what you know with all your fancy book-learnin'.

    While you may be correct if you go by the dictionary definition of ultrasonics, the adult human ear - my adult human ear, certainly - is incapable of hearing anything over around 15kHz. Freakin' 8kHz in my case :(

    I generated an 18kHz tone in Audacity, played it through my 10-year-old Dell desktop's built-in speaker, and my phone's mic picked up the spike clearly from a few feet away in a mildly noisy office. None of the younger humans around me heard it, but I started hearing some low-frequency grumbling from them around 12kHz so had to abandon the experiment.

    The article also seems to suggest that infections can come in that way, which is complete nonsense.

    The headline implies it, but the summary and article are less ambiguous on the matter. It's post-infection communication.

  7. Re:So? on Airgap-Jumping Malware May Use Ultrasonic Networking To Communicate · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You made it very badly.

  8. Re:Did he bother to check for actual sounds? on Airgap-Jumping Malware May Use Ultrasonic Networking To Communicate · · Score: 1

    I doubt you'd even need a special mic - obviously (allegedly) the receiving computer can record the sound.

  9. Re:Not, however, if it's handsfree on Drive With Google Glass: Get a Ticket · · Score: 1

    Like that'll ever happen. He's clearly an awesome driver and knows it.

  10. Re:Noun, verb, noun noun verb (or: terrible headli on Hacker Spoofs Track Plays To Top Music Charts · · Score: 1

    if you didn't understand what the GP meant by "Learning" and "Reading" then your English is just not up to the task.

    Of course I understood it, but it still took me slightly longer to interpret it than some less ambiguous choice of words would have, just like the headline.

    You seem to be treating English as a language free of ambiguity that only has one definition per word, this is horribly, horribly wrong.

    I'm doing exactly the opposite of that!

    you're taking words out of context to make a point

    Yes, yes I am! My point is that the words don't have a context until you've successfully parsed them, which is made harder by the use of ambiguous words - especially multiple ambiguous words strung together like that.

  11. Re:OMG on Hacker Spoofs Track Plays To Top Music Charts · · Score: 3, Informative

    Wait til you hear how Avril Lavigne negotiated the 2010 Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty.

    Note to mods though: "Insightful" does not mean "told me something I didn't know."

  12. Re:Noun, verb, noun noun verb (or: terrible headli on Hacker Spoofs Track Plays To Top Music Charts · · Score: 1

    Ambiguity fail.

    Sentence fragment.

  13. Re:Noun, verb, noun noun verb (or: terrible headli on Hacker Spoofs Track Plays To Top Music Charts · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So much so, that it really is impossible to avoid.

    Of course it isn't.

    Ambiguous:

    Prostitues appeal to Pope

    Less ambiguous:

    Prostitues make appeal to Pope

  14. Re:Noun, verb, noun noun verb (or: terrible headli on Hacker Spoofs Track Plays To Top Music Charts · · Score: 1

    Who said anything about banning? I'm just suggesting that people who write headlines for online news sites take a little more care and don't string potentially ambiguous words together.

  15. Re:Noun, verb, noun noun verb (or: terrible headli on Hacker Spoofs Track Plays To Top Music Charts · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Learning (v.? n.?) reading (v.? n.?) comprehension helps too.

    Gah!

    No issues for me understanding what they meant with that headline. And I'm not even a native English speaker.

    Well, good for you. Maybe it helps that you're not a native English speaker, and are less familiar with the alternate meanings of some words. I happen to have a very good handle on the written word, so maybe that's why I'm overly sensitive to these things.

    My point is not that the headline is more likely to be misread than read correctly (although I suspect this particular one might be), but that ambiguity can and should be avoided regardless.

  16. Noun, verb, noun noun verb (or: terrible headline) on Hacker Spoofs Track Plays To Top Music Charts · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hacker (n.) Spoofs (n.? v.?) Track (n.? v.?) Plays (n.? v.?) To (prep.) Top (adj.? v.?) Music (n.) Charts (n.? v.?)

  17. Re:OMG on Hacker Spoofs Track Plays To Top Music Charts · · Score: 5, Informative

    He can always go back to preventing World War Three.

  18. Re:Beaten by a music generator? on Hacker Spoofs Track Plays To Top Music Charts · · Score: 1

    It's funny cos it's true.

  19. Re:dup on Why NASA Launched Millions of Tiny Copper Wires In Orbit · · Score: 4, Funny

    French toast please.

  20. Whut? on The Case Against Gmail · · Score: 1

    But this onetime alternative is showing signs that it's past its prime, especially if you want to use the service with a third-party client.

    However Gmail has been steadily moving towards a more traditional email experience.

    Maybe this just means I'm old, but I thought using a third-party client was the traditional email experience.

  21. Re:A fine evening on Slashdot Asks: What Are You Doing For Hallowe'en? · · Score: 1

    I bet you're a real hit with the ladies.

    There's no reason to put one in "that's" either.

  22. Re:Have they considiered... on Most Sensitive Detector Yet Fails To Find Any Signs of Dark Matter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hur hur, yeah, stupid scientists with their "degrees" and their "experiments."

    What a bunch of losers.

  23. Seamlessly? on Insect-Inspired Flying Robot Handles Collisions And Keeps Going · · Score: 1

    GimBall is a new flying robot that can collide with objects seamlessly.

    I do not think that means what you think it means.

  24. Re:Not, however, if it's handsfree on Drive With Google Glass: Get a Ticket · · Score: 1

    What makes you think I was trying to refute anything?

    I refer you to the original question:

    Should you get a ticket just for having your cellphone in the car because it has the capability to text and check the internet?

    And the first word of my reply:

    No

  25. Re:Good on Drive With Google Glass: Get a Ticket · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, but you'll quite rightly get one over here (UK) if you're holding it in your hand while driving.