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Slashdot Asks: What Are You Doing For Hallowe'en?

Hallowe'en is my favorite holiday: I like seeing costumes (and walking around in my own), and seeing what people do to decorate their houses, yards, etc. For the second year in a row though, I've failed to come up with a really good scheme for making my own place appropriately spooky. So, in hopes of loosing some inspiration for myself and others, I ask today what you're doing to spookify your surroundings (or your person) tomorrow, especially if it means using technology in interesting ways. Sensor-activated scary sounds or lights? An Arduino or Raspberry Pi-controlled costume? Elaborate trap-door? Infrasonic hackle-raising subwoofer install? Maybe one year Alek Komarnitsky will switch to Hallowe'en instead of Christmas, and offer a webcam-equipped remote-controllable haunt.

273 comments

  1. Hum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ping pumpkins. First post!

    1. Re:Hum by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 0

      I have some of Hitler's DNA. We were gonna try and have a go at replacing the chromosomes in a donor zygote, but we may just get drunk and watch The Boys From Brazil, instead.

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    2. Re:Hum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was good until you oversold the joke!

    3. Re:Hum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone was in favor of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark. Oh, suddenly you go too far!

  2. Only answer.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Hookers and blow :D

    1. Re:Only answer.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hookers and blow :D

      Glow in the dark Mooncups filled with a mixture of ketchup and egg whites, with a single pellet of dry ice to make them bubble puffs of white smoke.

    2. Re:Only answer.... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      So the same thing we do every night, Pinky?

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  3. Spellchecker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    Hallowe'en?

    1. Re:Spellchecker by Antipater · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Halloween is a contraction of "All Hallows' Evening", the night before "All Hallows' Day"/"All Saints Day" on November 1. "Evening" is often shortened to "e'en" in Gaelic dialects. Both Halloween and Hallowe'en are acceptable spellings.

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    2. Re:Spellchecker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's valid, considering the root "all hallows' eve" or "all hallows' evening". Apostrophe stands in for the missing "v".

    3. Re:Spellchecker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      It's the hipster spelling of the holiday. You know, how it used to be spelled before Halloween went mainstream.

    4. Re:Spellchecker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's the hipster spelling of the holiday

      Seeing that makes me just a bit fond for the 90s, when the vanguard insisted on celebrating Samhain even if they weren't particularly Pagan any other time of year. In some circles everybody was Pagan on Samhain like everybody was Irish on St. Patrick's Day. You still hear it called that. It's just not as big.

    5. Re:Spellchecker by DanTheStone · · Score: 0

      What's horrifying to me is that the writer bothered with the pedantic spelling (like Hawai'i instead of Hawaii) but wrote "appropriate" instead of "appropriately" and "loosing" instead of "losing", not to mention the unusual choice of comma positions.

    6. Re:Spellchecker by amicusNYCL · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It might be considered "acceptable", but it still manages to annoy me. I don't speak Gaelic dialects, you see, so I don't see a reason in English to stick a seemingly-random apostrophe in the middle of the word. They also completely leave out the word "all" and drop the "s". "Halloween" makes sense as an English word that can trace it roots to other words, but I don't see a reason to alter the spelling to necessarily reflect that. It seems pompous to insist on the apostrophe.

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    7. Re:Spellchecker by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Given the other grammatical errors in the summary, I think we can conclude that the submitter is trolling for Halloween. What country is the apostrophe common in, anyway?

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    8. Re:Spellchecker by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 2

      ... "loosing" instead of "losing" ...

      In context, "loosing" is obviously the word that the submitter wanted to use. The word choice is a bit odd, but at least makes sense; "losing" on the other hand would not.

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      How can we continue to believe in a just universe and freedom to eat crackers if we have no ale?
    9. Re:Spellchecker by sjames · · Score: 1

      Read again! If you do, you will see that "loosing" is correct. Unless it was edited, he did write "appropriately".

    10. Re:Spellchecker by Desler · · Score: 5, Informative

      The submitter is Timmeh himself. He does this every year trying to act pedantic by spelling it "Hallowe'en". He thinks he's being smart or something.

    11. Re:Spellchecker by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      What country is the apostrophe common in, anyway?

      Common? None of them.

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      "Our two-party system is like a bowl of shit looking at itself in a mirror." - Lewis Black
    12. Re:Spellchecker by Desler · · Score: 1

      Yep, Timmeh is just a pretentious douchenozzle.

    13. Re:Spellchecker by Shimbo · · Score: 1

      It might be considered "acceptable", but it still manages to annoy me. It seems pompous to insist on the apostrophe.

      Shrug. Chambers only gives Hallowe'en as the spelling, doesn't list Halloween as an alternative at all. Being annoyed about an alternative spelling seems a trifle odd to me, especially when it's the earlier one.

    14. Re:Spellchecker by martas · · Score: 1

      Just OP being pretentious. Reminds me of Louis C.K.'s "people from phoenix are Phoenicians" bit.

    15. Re:Spellchecker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From Chambers:
      Hallowe'en or Halloween noun the evening of 31 October, the eve of All Saints' Day. Also called All Hallows Eve.

    16. Re:Spellchecker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, aren't you special! er; Well arent you special! whiney wiener.

    17. Re:Spellchecker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      e'en is pronounced differently than een. e'en is pronounced ee-en and een is pronounced like it looks.

    18. Re:Spellchecker by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Maybe he likes fantasy novels, then?

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    19. Re:Spellchecker by Bite+The+Pillow · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is it ten o'clock yet? I can't wait until it's ten o'clock. Do you know why? I bet you don't. I just like ten o'clock. Especially when it's in the morning because I can say "top o' the mornin' to ya" and sound bright and cheery.

      And look at all the apostrophes I get to use! It's almost like apostrophes can do anything. They're magical and mystical and wonderful. Got to love apostrophes.

    20. Re:Spellchecker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They're testing for SQL injection

    21. Re:Spellchecker by Provocateur · · Score: 2

      He thinks he's being smart or something.

      Think again: that's his costume.

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      WARNING: Smartphones have side effects--most of them undocumented.
    22. Re: Spellchecker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We didn't alter the spelling to ADD the apostrophe, asshat. It's gradually being REMOVED. Many English words have had apostrophes until recently. Take focsle.

    23. Re: Spellchecker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with spelling a word correctly?

    24. Re:Spellchecker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone finally uses the correct spelling and you complain?

    25. Re:Spellchecker by Dodgy+G33za · · Score: 1

      I don't see a reason in English to stick a seemingly-random apostrophe in the middle of the word.

      What, like you just did with don't?

      The apostrophe appears in shortened forms of words and was very common a couple of hundred years ago. It can also be seen in O'clock (of the clock) and cat o'nine tails.

    26. Re:Spellchecker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's valid, considering the root "all hallows' eve" or "all hallows' evening". Apostrophe stands in for the missing "v".

      So where's the apostrophe substitution for the word "all", the apostrophe for the missing "s" on hallows. It's pretentious and some one should slap him.

    27. Re:Spellchecker by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 1
      If you love liberal use of apostrophes, you'd love the character Gopher from Ambrose Bierce's The Haunted Valley .

      Bonus: It's a great story for 'Hallow'e'en'!

      'W'isky thought a lot o' that Chink; nobody but me knew how 'e doted on 'im. Couldn't bear 'im out of 'is sight, the derned protoplasm! And w'en 'e came down to this clearin' one day an' found 'im an' me neglectin' our work -- 'im asleep an' me grapplin' a tarantula out of 'is sleeve -- W'isky laid hold of my axe and let us have it, good an' hard! I dodged just then, for the spider bit me, but Ah Wee got it bad in the side an' tumbled about like anything. W'isky was just weighin' me out one w'en 'e saw the spider fastened on my finger; then 'e knew 'e'd make a jackass of 'imself. 'E threw away the axe and got down on 'is knees alongside of Ah Wee, who gave a last little kick and opened 'is eyes -- 'e had eyes like mine -- an' puttin' up 'is hands drew down W'isky's ugly head and held it there w'ile 'e stayed. That wasn't long, for a tremblin' ran through 'im and 'e gave a bit of a moan an' beat the game.'

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      Chuuch. Preach. Tabernacle.
    28. Re: Spellchecker by Desler · · Score: 1

      The version with an apostrophe is just a pretentious, hypercorrection spelling. Halloween is a perfectly valid spelling and you don't come across as being pretentious and hipster.

    29. Re:Spellchecker by Desler · · Score: 1

      It's a perfectly correct spelling even without the apostrophe. Stop being a pretentious douche.

    30. Re: Spellchecker by tolkienfan · · Score: 1

      If "to correct" means to make something correct, does hypercorrect mean make it more correct?

    31. Re: Spellchecker by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      I think it takes it beyond correct, into something else. Probably plaid.

    32. Re:Spellchecker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everybody loves apostrophe's! Especially us greengrocer's!

    33. Re:Spellchecker by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      When I said "middle of the word", I was referring to the specific word that we are talking about, not the usage of apostrophes in words in general. I realize what apostrophes are used for. What I think is stupid is adding an apostrophe to "Halloween" as if people regularly go around calling it "All Hallows' Evening". That's not what we call it, we call it Halloween. That's it. On November 1st people don't go around telling each other to have a happy All Hallows' Day, that part of the holiday has just not been carried forward in the cultures (or culture, I guess) that celebrate Halloween. We can keep the linguistic history of the word to dictionaries and encyclopedias rather than adding an apostrophe to remind us where the word came from.

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      "Our two-party system is like a bowl of shit looking at itself in a mirror." - Lewis Black
  4. Superman t-shirt and lucha vavoom by Dripdry · · Score: 1

    Going to wear a dress shirt, slightly unbuttoned, with a Superman t-shirt underneath, and go to Lucha Vavoom in Los Angeles.
    It's gonna be awesome.

    was... um... was I supposed to say I'm staying home and programming? Cuz... no way.

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  5. killing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i spend my halloweens hunting and killing people who write hallowe'en

    1. Re:killing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll probably stay in my basement playing WOW. Or maybe go out, I have 3 more weeks to decide after all.

  6. Taking a class by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    I have some prereq classes I'm taking, so Halloween is out for me. The joys of switching disciplines ...

    That said, whatever you do, don't look under the North end of the Aurora Bridge if you're in Seattle from 5:30 to 9:30 on Trolloween night, cause there's definitely nothing there.

    Really. Even if you hear music and voices and see lots of fun, it's just a trollish figment of your imagination, and has nothing to do with the Fremont Troll.

    (this post has been sanitized for your protection by the NSA)

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    1. Re:Taking a class by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      That said, they may still have costume workshops going on at the Fremont Arts Council building at 3940 Fremont Ave N. They have good ideas.

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    2. Re:Taking a class by noobermin · · Score: 1

      I have a Midterm tomorrow, so I'm studying.

      When the prof found out it would be tomorrow on Halloween night, he said it was quite fitting.

    3. Re:Taking a class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot needs a "-1 Faggotry" mod, just for you.

    4. Re:Taking a class by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 1

      But if you want a real fright go by Seattle's main library.

    5. Re:Taking a class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Unlike most adults, I wont be teaching children it's okay to accept candy from strangers.

    6. Re:Taking a class by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      I'm probably going to fire up Guild Wars 2, run a couple dungeons with either my Elementalist, Ranger, Guardian, or Mesmer, and try doing some recruiting for the Skrittsburg Foreign Legion.

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    7. Re:Taking a class by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      They should have a "I am shocked someone answered a question with an answer!" clueless n00b mod, just for you.

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  7. Dressing up... by Nukenbar · · Score: 5, Funny

    and hitting on girls a decade young than me in short skirts.

    1. Re:Dressing up... by hercludes · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't think the best strategy of hitting on girls is to wear short skirts.

    2. Re:Dressing up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never worn a kilt, have you?

    3. Re:Dressing up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the love of the FSM.

      A kilt is not a skirt. Most people wear underwear beneath a skirt.

      I wear a kilt for solid reasons. Balls like mine don't fit in trousers.

    4. Re:Dressing up... by RubberChainsaw · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is only a problem because you are 22 years old..

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      I welcome our new 99% overlords.
    5. Re:Dressing up... by maroberts · · Score: 1

      and hitting on girls a decade young than me in short skirts.

      It's only scary when its two decades and you do that every day

      --

      Donte Alistair Anderson Roberts - hi son!
      Karma: Chameleon

    6. Re:Dressing up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does wearing more than one skirt help you hit on girls a decade younger than you?

    7. Re:Dressing up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Donald, where's your trousers?

    8. Re:Dressing up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Filner, is that you?

    9. Re:Dressing up... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      A true Scotsman knows that a kilt is a type of man's skirt. If you're not comfortable wearing a tartan skirt, you're probably not a true Scotsman.

  8. The same thing I do every night by decipher_saint · · Score: 5, Funny

    Try to take over the world

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    crazy dynamite monkey
    1. Re:The same thing I do every night by TheTerseOne · · Score: 1

      +1

      --
      "Newspapers: A tiny little part of the internet, printed out yesterday, and delivered to your house"
    2. Re:The same thing I do every night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are pondering what I am pondering!

  9. Hiding in the Shadows of my Porch... by AdamStarks · · Score: 4, Funny

    and when little kids walk up, I'll leap out in my Conan the Mathematician costume and roar out the skull-splitting multiplication rules for Quaternions.

    1. Re:Hiding in the Shadows of my Porch... by Frobnicator · · Score: 5, Interesting
      There are all kinds of fun things you can do if you want to hang out on your porch.

      One old couple in our neighborhood has a portable fire pit, every year they have marshmallows and chocolate and various types of crackers and cookies, and everybody can make s'mores. Some kids just grab a few marshmallows and a bit of chocolate, other people stand around and chat while warming their hands and treats.

      Another home in our neighborhood often puts together a little spooky maze in their rather large garage, with cardboard cutouts and black lights and such. They have sometimes recruited a few teens to make it into a spook alley.

      Something fun is a bit of basic chemistry. Fill a spray bottle with some methanol with Borox dissolved in it, squirt it over a lighter, you get a bright green flame. (Be careful since the methanol is poisonous if swallowed, but a small amount of vapor while outside is not really harmful. Don't let any of the liquid get on kids or candy, or anything that burns.) Making a bright green fireball is satisfying, and I've already got the ingredients to do this one again tomorrow night.

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    2. Re:Hiding in the Shadows of my Porch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of my father...
      he would wear a gorilla suit. The kids would flee for their lives, dropping all of their candy. We would profit more candy by doing that then walking around the neighborhood.
      At least, that's the way he tells the story.
      Well, one year, one of the kids didn't run away. He was dressed up as Luke Skywalker, and so this boy took his plastic lightsaber and used it to start beating on the giant terrifying monster.

    3. Re: Hiding in the Shadows of my Porch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you do realize candy is like a buck for a huge bag around halloween right?

      what's cool about scaring small children and taking the candy they spent all night gathering rather than just going to the store and buying some bags on 1 nov? your father sounds like a dick.

    4. Re:Hiding in the Shadows of my Porch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a blown up, life size nudy of Lady GaGa. That always freaks most people out.

  10. We don't celebrate hallowe'en here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but it's a fine night for an Halo Win...

  11. A fine evening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    I will be yelling in the streets telling everyone who will listen that's there's no reason to put an archaic apostrophe in the word Halloween.

    1. Re:A fine evening by JustOK · · Score: 3, Funny

      I never use an apostrophe, I always use thepostrophe

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    2. Re:A fine evening by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      I bet you're a real hit with the ladies.

      There's no reason to put one in "that's" either.

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    3. Re: A fine evening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are you stupid? if anyone would be a hit with the ladies, it would be the guy who doesn't seem like a pretentious dick by putting an apostrophe in "halloween".

    4. Re:A fine evening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Better yet, never use the word "that" in the first place. It's a crutch and rarely needed; the sentence will still work almost every time. For example: ... telling everyone who will listen there's no reason to put an archaic ... still means the same thing.

  12. I carry. by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 4, Funny

    I walk around with an (unloaded) pistol on my hip.

    Scaring little kids is easy, I go for scaring the adults.

    1. Re:I carry. by mythosaz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      FFS, load the thing.

    2. Re:I carry. by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 4, Funny

      Scaring little kids is easy, I go for scaring the adults.

      One year we lugged around a rubber boat, dressed up like Greenpeace activists, threw the boat on a front lawn, jumped in, and staged a naval assault on the "Greenhouse that was destroying the ozone hole." Instead of ringing the doorbell, we peppered the windows with a hail of fire from airsoft electric machine guns, while yelling, "Nuke the Whales!", and other assorted non-sequitur nonsense.

      It didn't scare any adults, but they would come out of the house with a priceless confused look on their faces, like, "What the flying fuck is going on here?!" and "What in God's Hell is this supposed to be!?"

      The truth was . . . we didn't really know either.

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    3. Re:I carry. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judging by the past few months, just write "Digestible NSA listening device" on each piece of candy you hand out. At a minimum, that would scare the adults who hang out on /.

    4. Re:I carry. by Darinbob · · Score: 4, Funny

      He leaves it unloaded to scare the NRA members.

    5. Re:I carry. by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      Ah, instead of requesting the treat, you assumed the trick...

    6. Re:I carry. by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1

      FFS, load the thing.

      Or he can take a play out of Raising Arizona's playbook:

      Well Boy, you done served your twenty 'munce, and seeing as you never use live ammo, we got no choice but to return you to society.

  13. Abductions by JamieIanMacgregor · · Score: 1

    My neighbour likes abducting unattended kids who knock on his door during halloween, haven't they outlawed this stupid sugar fest yet? do people even trust their neighbours anymore?

    1. Re:Abductions by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No and Yes.
      Hint: You are safer sending them around to the neighbors house, or a stranger house, then you are leaving them you your own relatives.

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    2. Re:Abductions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHAT? Do you let them out of the house every other day in year too? Oh, the horror! So many dangers await!!!

    3. Re:Abductions by Dodgy+G33za · · Score: 1

      How do you know his relatives?

    4. Re: Abductions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right on man, that must be why we hear so many stories of children being abducted on halloween every year.

      oh wait ...

  14. Reading Slashdot ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... knowing the NSA^H^H^Hspooks are watching my every move.

  15. a decade or two by themushroom · · Score: 2

    It's an every-day activity for some of us, with the scare being when the mask comes off or her hand goes into the treat bag.

  16. Guising... by BeerCat · · Score: 1

    ...but not "trick or treat"

    (Hey, you gotta earn your treats!)

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    "She's furniture with a pulse"
  17. not Much by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 1

    I threw a Halloween party last weekend. Tonight? Battlefield 4

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  18. Down Under... by klingers48 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Being Australian? I can go grumpy old man on those few kids that usually go trick or treating. It's always fun watching blank stairs of incomprehension as I tell them that their mums and dads are bad parents for indoctrinating their children with an Americanized handout mentality as well as bad neighbours for expecting me to cross-subsidize their efforts with candy.

    Get off my lawn. Clean up those eggs and toilet rolls.

    1. Re:Down Under... by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      I just bought a new house, and in the month I have been living there, I have not seen a kid anywhere in the area. I bought a pile of Halloween candy, just in case, but I really hope no one shows up. :)

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    2. Re:Down Under... by vux984 · · Score: 2

      Get off my lawn. Clean up those eggs and toilet rolls.

      Figure you should get plenty of eggs and toilet paper with a presentation like that. :)

      Is there not some locally accepted convention to signal nothing here move on. Around here at least, if there's no outside lights, the place is either not participating or has run out of candy, and all but the dumbest kids just skip them.

    3. Re:Down Under... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Is there not some locally accepted convention to signal nothing here move on.

      Nope. Idiot teenagers simply see this 'imported halloween' as an excuse for tossing eggs around. They don't even bother asking for candy first.

      Which is why I plan on hiding with some improvised weapons . . .

    4. Re:Down Under... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you kids should live in thee exact same culture I did and never change. Plus, I'll chastise you with my meaningless rant for you daring to have a different culture.

      Listen up dirt bag:
      You foisted Paul Hogan on us, so now you get this Gaelic holiday. Suck it, mate.

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    5. Re:Down Under... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trick it is then... We'll be seeing you later.

    6. Re:Down Under... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As an Australian, I can agree with your sentiment entirely.
      1. It's a bullshit North American festival, and has no place here.
      2. Why should I subsidise your kids' bad habits?
      3. Why are you encouraging your kids to beg?
      4. You are teaching kids it's OK to threaten people that something bad will happen if they don't pony up. When big people do that, we call it extortion, and send them to jail. Parent of the year award for you.

    7. Re:Down Under... by readacc · · Score: 1

      Figure you should get plenty of eggs and toilet paper with a presentation like that. :)

      Well isn't that what Halloween's about? Teaching kids revenge and causing damage if you don't get what you want? Arming your kids with a carton of eggs and if you don't get any lollies, you throw eggs at people's houses?

    8. Re:Down Under... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Halloween dates from 1745 and is of Christian origin, it was / it is primarily of Irish, Scottish and English Gaelic or Pagan origin. It is certainly not American in origin. Even trick or treating, traces back to the 15th Century UK and European practice of dressing up (to disguise themselves from souls seeking vengeance prior departing the earth on All Hallows Day) and children sharing and eating soul cakes as an act to pray for the souls in purgatory.

      In fact, in the US, Halloween was not brought over by the Puritans, but rather was adopted later when the Scottish and Irish immigrants occurred in the 19th Century.

    9. Re:Down Under... by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      I'm all for cultural evolution, but do you realise how ridiculous Halloween (or even Hallowe'en) is when it's the middle of Spring and daylight savings time is in effect?

      It's not the same holiday. Not by a long shot.

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    10. Re:Down Under... by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      By the way, Paul Hogan was revenge for Don Lane. We're even.

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    11. Re:Down Under... by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      Daylight savings is currently in effect in the US too, you know...

      (it ends this upcoming weekend, after Halloween)

    12. Re:Down Under... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm all for cultural evolution, but do you realise how ridiculous Halloween (or even Hallowe'en) is when it's the middle of Spring and daylight savings time is in effect?

      Slightly less ridiculous that the localized (US suburb) version, where the city agrees to send the little ones out trick-or-treating the Sunday before Hallowe'en, between 2-4 pm.

    13. Re:Down Under... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's always fun watching blank stairs of incomprehension

      I would think if the stairs were blank, the answer is completely comprehensible -- nobody is walking up or down them. (It's good to know that your educational system is a bad as ours).

    14. Re:Down Under... by skatull · · Score: 0

      Daylight Saving Time. Not Savings or Savin'.

    15. Re:Down Under... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crap you guys are cynical assholes. It is one night of the year where kids and their parents get to dress up and wander around having fun collecting candy. It isn't some crazy cultural invasion or some corporate holiday (you can make a costume for free, buy cheap candy, or simply not participate) and it seems to be spreading because people enjoy it. Why shouldn't kids be allowed to have this kind of night once a year? Does the fact that kids like candy insult you so much that you think they should be denied haloween?

      If you don't want to hand out candy that is fine, where I am from people without lights on or decorations up are not visited. As far as I know vandalism like eggs and toilet paper are also pretty rare (I haven't heard of it happening near anyone I know for almost a decade).

  19. Writer's Guild by Austrian+Anarchy · · Score: 1

    Our local non-fiction group of the Writer's Guild is meeting at our secret undisclosed location.

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  20. Old Smart Phones are the best! by Wingfat · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have a few Smart Phones i am not using so i Downloaded a few apps and things to make the Cells make Spooky Noises when one ditects sounds. and another phone set closer to my door where it detects movement (using fishing line attached to the phone and the other side attached to a moving lawn spider i have, he is 8' and has moving legs but now when he moves it makes cool spooky noises ) My Sony Smart watch as a live view finder for my other non used Smart phone allows me to see kids coming up the drive way so i can be perpaird to make the fog machine spew out thick fog. I did make a Green Laser Vortext this year too.. Green Laser & small motor to make a mirror spin & Fog Machine & a small fan makes some of the coolest effects. So now i got Two green, two red, and two blue lasers for this halloween haunt going. FYI - blue lasers are great as Super Black Lights!!!!!!! man they make glow in the dark things bright!

    1. Re:Old Smart Phones are the best! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's awesome that you really go all out. I'm sure both the kids and the adults love visiting your house.

      I'm just going to be passing out candy and drinking wine.

    2. Re:Old Smart Phones are the best! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm just going to be drinking wine and passing out.

      FTFY!

      And here's the leftover "candy".

    3. Re:Old Smart Phones are the best! by Wingfat · · Score: 1

      Last year i had two sets of parents come to the door with no kid.. their kids were on the sidewalk. they told me that their kids were so scared to come up my drive way so they sent the parents to get the candy. i got a huge thumbs up and a job well done from a big Tattooed out Motorcars guy. made my year. heheh scaring kids.. lol

  21. Missing option by rossdee · · Score: 1

    I have to work you insensitive clod!

    1. Re:Missing option by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      I actually do, and I'm pretty sad about it-

  22. Don't bother... by colinjl · · Score: 4, Informative

    ... the kid in the LED suit on youtube has already won

  23. What am I doing on "halloween" ? by MildlyTangy · · Score: 1

    What am I doing on "halloween"? Nothing. Im not American and I dont live in America, so "Halloween" has absolutely no cultural significance to me in any way, shape or form. TBH, I cant wait for it to be finished, as im sick of haloween themed crap on all the American based websites and TV shows.

    1. Re:What am I doing on "halloween" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well as soon as the halloween crap is gone, out comes the christmas crap two months early.

    2. Re:What am I doing on "halloween" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well as soon as the halloween crap is gone, out comes the christmas crap two months early.

      Trust me, around here, it's already out...

      Has been for about a month. :-(

    3. Re:What am I doing on "halloween" ? by Aguazul2 · · Score: 2

      I think outside of the US whatever fun there may have been in visiting the neighbours and eating sweets is completely lost in its commercialisation. My memories are of Bonfire Night ("Remember, Remember the 5th of November, Gunpowder Treason and Plot"), roasted chestnuts, fireworks and burning Guy Fawkes. (You should be glad we remembered and burned Guy Fawkes all those hundreds of years, or whose face would have become the symbol of Anonymous, Wikileaks, etc?)

    4. Re:What am I doing on "halloween" ? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Guy Fawkes wanted to install an even more strict theocracy.
      Which is why whenever I see anonymous they look like fucking idiots.

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    5. Re:What am I doing on "halloween" ? by Gogo0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I dont live in america and all of my friends are not americans, yet they celebrated halloween by dressing in silly costumes, going to parties, and having fun.
      it was HORRIBLE. the sooner people stop making excuses to have fun, the better. goddamn halloween

    6. Re:What am I doing on "halloween" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw a ceramic jackolantern with a santa cap in the store before halloween last year.

  24. Everyone's Too Afraid to Trick or Treat Here by eepok · · Score: 1

    I live in one of the safest cities in America. It's extremely clean, too. And no one trick-or-treats. The significant other and I did up our entry way and had candy on hand for 3 years running before we just gave up.

    It's the safest city partially because everyone is so afraid of everyone else. We've never known our neighbors and we've lived in this city for 13 years. Neighbors just come and go. It's "nice", but it's weird, too.

    So, to answer the question, we're doing nothing special. We'll likely have some wine, watch a movie, and spend some time in Norrath.

    1. Re:Everyone's Too Afraid to Trick or Treat Here by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Let me guess....Cary??

    2. Re:Everyone's Too Afraid to Trick or Treat Here by lgw · · Score: 1

      Wait, there's still a Norrath? Now that is scary. Or is the "next" one out yet?

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    3. Re:Everyone's Too Afraid to Trick or Treat Here by eepok · · Score: 1

      Indeed -- Another expansion just launched. Level max. is 100. As an avid player, I'm fairly surprised it's still kicking myself!

  25. What am I going to do for Halloween? by Obfuscant · · Score: 4, Funny
    What I do every year -- try to take over the world.

    Unless some dinky laboratory mice with modified DNA beat me to it. Poit!

    1. Re:What am I going to do for Halloween? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

    2. Re:What am I going to do for Halloween? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think so, but this time I think it's better if we clip the monkey's toenails before we start.

  26. LED pumpkins by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 2

    For some reason I got the bug to try to wire up LED pumpkins and build a flashing LED circuit. I've not done much with electronics, so I got the alternating flashing antennae done properly after some work. But, I also wanted the mouth to have Knight Rider-style chasing LEDs. I found a circuit diagram, but for some reason the lights run for 10-15 seconds then stop with one light on. Go figure :/

    Here's the circuit diagram I'm trying to copy.

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    1. Re:LED pumpkins by bmimatt · · Score: 1

      Can't fix your diagram, but this works.

    2. Re:LED pumpkins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hooking a timer's output to its reset is bad form since it causes an asynchronous reset to occur with an uncontrolled duration which probably doesn't satisfy the setup and hold times of the timer's internal circuitry. You might try adding a DFF, clocked by the 555, between pins 9 and 15 on IC2 to ensure that reset is held for a full clock cycle.

    3. Re:LED pumpkins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks like it's missing a pull down resistor on the counter's (IC2 pin 9) reset line.

    4. Re:LED pumpkins by Dan+East · · Score: 1

      It's too late to attempt something like this, but micro controllers are very low cost (a few bucks each) and can drive LEDs right from the GPIOs. You can code in assembly or C and the sky's the limit as far as anything you want to do flashing LEDs. Main downside is you need a $20ish programmer to flash the microcontroller with your software. It's just fascinating to me to have an entire computer in a single DIP package that costs so little. I usually work with PIC microcontrollers.

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    5. Re:LED pumpkins by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 3, Informative

      Disclaimer: I only briefly glanced at the diagram. Basically, it's only two ICs: a 555 timer and a counter.

      If you're not familiar with the 555, it's little more than a chip that goes "high, low, high, low, etc." on its output pin. Not as accurate as a crystalline oscillator, but we're not building a stopwatch here. The speed at which this "clock" runs is determined by the capacitors and resistors wired up to it. In this circuit, one of the resistors is variable (a potentiometer), which allows you to adjust the clock speed by turning a knob instead of swapping out components.

      Now, this clock signal feeds into a 4017 Johnson counter. This IC has 10 output pins that go high one at a time, in sequence. For every clock cycle, an output pin goes low, and the next one goes high.

      Your circuit only has 8 LEDs though. That leaves you with 2 extra output pins. Once the counter gets past the 8th output pin, you want it to reset to the first pin, and then continue operating as before. An easy way of doing that is to wire the 9th output pin directly to the reset input. That way, when the 9th output goes high, the counter automatically resets. I'm guessing that this is where your circuit is failing.

      Make sure pins 9 and 15 are shorted on your 4017. Pin 9 is the 9th output, and pin 15 is the master reset input. That's likely to be where this is failing. That, or the clock stops running.

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    6. Re:LED pumpkins by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      Thx for the feedback

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    7. Re:LED pumpkins by Trogre · · Score: 1

      It's comments like this that keep me coming back to Slashdot.

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  27. The usual. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Living in one of the +150 countries where it's just some crap kids saw on TV I just hang my big sign:

    'Halloween, no thanks'
    'armed response'

    on the door.

  28. Thanks for the reminder! by grub · · Score: 1, Funny

    I forgot Halloween was almost here!
    Have to run out to buy some apples and razor blades!

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    1. Re:Thanks for the reminder! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That cutting remark has no humor.

    2. Re:Thanks for the reminder! by JustOK · · Score: 1

      what a fan-boi. Buying more iphones or macbook pros or what have you just because it's Halloween. Bet the razor blades will have rounded corners.

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    3. Re:Thanks for the reminder! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Buying more iphones or macbook pros or what have you just because it's Halloween.

      Can you think of something that is more scary? ;-)

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    4. Re:Thanks for the reminder! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Can you think of something that is more scary? ;-)

      Phil Spector..?

  29. Trying to log into healthcare.gov by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so I can get some treatment for my samhainophobia, you insensitive clod

  30. It's over. by Psychofreak · · Score: 1

    The local festivities were Sunday for me.

    One piece of awesome was a robot, really well done, but the kid wearing it broke his arm a couple days before... tore the plastic duct work arm apart, jammed in some stripped back network cable and an old ribbon cable to be a "disarmed" robot.

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  31. I'm in med school, you insensitive clod... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm *always* in PEND_EXAM study state.

    I'm putting a bowl of candy outside and retreating to a back room to continue my week-long biochemistry cram session.

    If I had to go as something, I would go as a ROS: those oxygens with unpaired electrons will fuck you up...

  32. Rained out (NE Indiana, USA) by tepples · · Score: 1

    One option is to trick-or-treat in a shopping center. I was set to play a character with no legs wandering about a local strip mall. Literally. But this year, trick-or-treating is going to be rained out throughout Indiana.

    1. Re:Rained out (NE Indiana, USA) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indianapolis and its donut cities are all postponing trick or treating until 6-8 on Friday. A "won't somebody please think of the children" move that is screwing with parents who scheduled Thursday off work.

  33. This place in Miami by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    They always get creative. They got tall coconut trees about 6 or 8 in a line near the diamond-link fence. One time, there was a huge spider web strung up between 2 of them, and a simulated 'copter caught in that web, with the pilot lying there on the ground, against a tree, legs splayed (really a dummy all suited up) with a reflectorized visor on his helmet.

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  34. Fireworks by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

    Here in Vancouver, it's traditional to light off fireworks on Halloween. Fireworks are legal on Halloween night, firecrackers are not (Nevertheless, there are a lot of illegal firecrackers going *BANG* as well....)

    Usually starts off quiet, but by the time the teenagers are out at 9pm it's a bit of a war zone, with our dog cowering in the basement.

  35. Damn kids by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    For Halloween, I'm electrifying my doorbell. Not too much, not fatal or anything, but just enough to singe a few wee fingertips.

    I watch from the second floor window and laugh and laugh. Watch for the videos on youtubes.

    Personally, I hate Halloween. I have enough identity issues that I don't need to be wearing costumes and masks. The only time I put a mask on these days is when a safe word is involved.

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    1. Re:Damn kids by Baloo+Uriza · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Personally, I hate Halloween. I have enough identity issues that I don't need to be wearing costumes and masks. The only time I put a mask on these days is when a safe word is involved.

      You literally sound as fun as a blanket party.

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  36. Hiding from kids that want candy for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nine bucks a bag.

  37. I'll probably be rewriting some old code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    printf("He^Hallo ^Hworld^H^H^H^Heen!\n");

  38. Christmas lights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Frighten everyone with what an uber-geek you are and put up your Christmas lights - you can then explain that Halloween and Christmas are mathematical equivalents: oct(31)=dec(25)

  39. Giving out Candy, Duh by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    Robin's Choclate's salted caramels at my house this Halloween (For the first 150-ish people who show up.) I figure the children should develop a taste for good candy early, then maybe they won't be so tempted by that cheap wal-mart crap that usually comes in "fun" sizes. What's the deal with "fun" sized candy anyway? Apparently I and someone else have a VERY different definition of "fun." Perhaps they define it as "Not getting type 2 diabetes by the time you're 13." By that definition it'd be more fun to not have candy at all...

    Some chick in North Dakota is giving out letters accusing parents of contributing to childhood obesity. If I were a parent and got one of those, I'd help my kids TP that house. We'd be going down to costco for the industrial-sized crate of TP.

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    1. Re:Giving out Candy, Duh by Baloo+Uriza · · Score: 1

      I'd take some unpaid time off work to drive the getaway car.

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    2. Re:Giving out Candy, Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Robin's Choclate's salted caramels at my house this Halloween (For the first 150-ish people who show up.) I figure the children should develop a taste for good candy early, then maybe they won't be so tempted by that cheap wal-mart crap that usually comes in "fun" sizes. What's the deal with "fun" sized candy anyway? Apparently I and someone else have a VERY different definition of "fun." Perhaps they define it as "Not getting type 2 diabetes by the time you're 13." By that definition it'd be more fun to not have candy at all...

      Some chick in North Dakota is giving out letters accusing parents of contributing to childhood obesity. If I were a parent and got one of those, I'd help my kids TP that house. We'd be going down to costco for the industrial-sized crate of TP.

      I believe that's known as the "fun" sized crate.

    3. Re:Giving out Candy, Duh by rsborg · · Score: 1

      Robin's Choclate's salted caramels at my house this Halloween (For the first 150-ish people who show up.) I figure the children should develop a taste for good candy early, then maybe they won't be so tempted by that cheap wal-mart crap that usually comes in "fun" sizes. What's the deal with "fun" sized candy anyway? Apparently I and someone else have a VERY different definition of "fun." Perhaps they define it as "Not getting type 2 diabetes by the time you're 13." By that definition it'd be more fun to not have candy at all...

      Some chick in North Dakota is giving out letters accusing parents of contributing to childhood obesity. If I were a parent and got one of those, I'd help my kids TP that house. We'd be going down to costco for the industrial-sized crate of TP.

      We're giving out snickers bars and dental floss sample packets (got 100+ on Amazon for $40). Not that it'll make much of a difference but what the hell.

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    4. Re:Giving out Candy, Duh by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      What's the deal with "fun" sized candy anyway? Apparently I and someone else have a VERY different definition of "fun." Perhaps they define it as "Not getting type 2 diabetes by the time you're 13." By that definition it'd be more fun to not have candy at all...

      Fun means that the kids are still fun after they eat one, as opposed to bouncing superballs of chaos and insanity.

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    5. Re:Giving out Candy, Duh by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      So I should stop giving out 5 hour energy after the caramels dry up?

      I'm bummed out. We only had about 10 trick-or-treaters this year. I ended up leaving $36 worth of salted caramels down at the dropzone for the hungry skydivers. I can't have those things in the house, I'll eat 'em like potato chips. One of the guys at the dropzone was complaining that he was eating them like potato chips. Oh well, at least they don't last long! Heh heh heh.

      The best costume this year was some little zombie cheerleader girl who GROWLED at me and stepped up on the doorstep. It actually startled me a bit. If she'd been a bit later in the evening I'd have given her a large handful of candy for getting into character more than any other trick-or-treater I've ever met.

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  40. My wife and kids will be gone .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My wife and kids will be gone .... I will shut the blinds and turn off the lights
    AND NO, I will not masturbate. Have to work on project.

  41. Handing out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows XP CD's...

    1. Re:Handing out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The horror!

  42. Blackjack, booze, and sluts. by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

    In fact, forget the blackjack.

  43. Follow-Up by eepok · · Score: 1

    Here's an article from 2 years ago by someone in the same county: http://cerritos.patch.com/groups/opinion/p/is-trick-or-treating-down-halloween-trends-decline-in3eafc90da4

    "Over the past few years Iâ(TM)ve noticed a similar trend in the decline of trick-or-treaters going around the neighborhood. At first I thought maybe this was just me, and maybe everyone else had different experiences, but after talking to many residents from Cerritos, Artesia, and other surrounding cities most had similar experiences on Halloween."

  44. Scary stuff!!! by guitardood · · Score: 0

    I really like being frightened on Halloween so I'm planning on watching some scary things I've tivo'ed.....

    Frankenstein

    Dracula

    The Wolf-Man

    Kathleen Sebelius testifying before congress

    You know, the really scary ones.

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  45. What do you expect.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was written by Timmay :D

  46. Ghost Hunts by BigBadBus · · Score: 2

    In the past, I used to go on Ghost Hunts. Yes, you read that right. But now its all heavily commercialized and genuine researchers are being forced out. Damn you "Most Haunted" and your cheque-book negotiation tactics; now placed don't allow access unless you wave a big cheque under the owner's nose!

    1. Re:Ghost Hunts by BigBadBus · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, I usually get drunk these days on Hallowe'en, as its also my birthday...

    2. Re:Ghost Hunts by geekoid · · Score: 3, Informative

      There is no actual genuine research anymore becasue it's all been done.
      There are no ghosts.
      Every aspect has been explained using a process known as science.
      Look into it.

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    3. Re:Ghost Hunts by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, I usually get drunk these days on Hallowe'en, as its also my birthday...

      Well, allow me to be among the first on Slashdot this year to wish you a most happy birthday. (And no. The video is not a rickroll.)

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    4. Re:Ghost Hunts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duh. You just don't recognize genuine research when it comes to ghosts. It's genuine if you are not paying big bucks for it. Take a flashlight, find an abandoned building (they all have ghosts, that's a rule). Take a couple of kids with you, and go hunting. THAT is genuine ghost research.

      Disclaimer: check the building first in daylight, so you know it's not too dangerous for kids if you take them with you. Many old buildings have genuinely dangerous spots.

    5. Re:Ghost Hunts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no actual genuine research anymore becasue it's all been done.
      There are no ghosts.
      Every aspect has been explained using a process known as science.
      Look into it.

      The main problem is that one tends to be partially informed, but still aware of the impossibility of knowing all the possibilities, so they keep looking around for possibilities which if rationally analyzed would prove undetectable.

      It is sort of like the theory that Ghosts are only visible to other Ghosts. Nice theory, but you can't disprove it (which limits it's ability to eventually become accepted fact via valid scientific testing).

      If the detection of Ghosts were repeatable, there would be a Ghost detector apparatus (much like an Oxygen sensor). Since it's not repeatable (or even verifiable), it really confuses one as to why people would actively seek out an event that won't happen; because, if it would happen, one would have repeatability. Fortunately, the "researchers" tend to collect enough data that they "detect" something within all of the noise which they interpret to be paranormal activity.

      p y ohi dgas hh[ohdfskjfh'[oahif[o awhtgf[o0ayh] 0y8hiw r[e h

      That's me mashing my keyboard with both hands simultaneously. Oh look! the word "oh" is embedded in the text, and so is "if" and "gas", and ... wait for it "hi"! Obviously a Ghost is saying "hi" via some mysterious influence on random keyboard mashing and is attempting to communicate with me from the grave!

      If you're not laughing, have fun on your next Ghost Hunt.

  47. I'll be hiding away by msobkow · · Score: 1

    I'll be hiding away in my apartment, hoping no kids come to show their costumes off, because I flat out can't afford candy for them.

    On the flip side, at least this year I won't be *eating* a couple bags of candy (and gaining appropriate weight) because I didn't buy any. It seems the only time kids ever come to my door are the years I didn't buy anything.

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  48. The scariest place on Earth by rwpaul1963 · · Score: 1

    Hang a sign over your front door that says "NSA Headquarters".

  49. Just a few ideas.... by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

    Fog: Either dry ice in water, or a fog machine.

    Maybe a Plasma ball

    Various chains have some potentially amusing decorations.

    Some grocery chains are currently featuring what for most Americans would be exotic fruits, such as dragon fruit, Buddha's Hand, horned melons, rambutan, and others. A number of things you could do with those. If you eat them, make sure it's the right part. ;)

    Maybe some Halloween Sound Effects

    Remote controls - always handy.

    Perhaps some party lights.

    Remote speakers.

    Have fun.

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  50. Praying for a Game 7 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THEN, i'll bring the Big Screen outside....just like an old Drive-in Movie.
    everyone can watch the Scary Cardinals DESTROY all of Boston.
    HEHEHEHE

    1. Re:Praying for a Game 7 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5th inning right now Boston's up 6-0

  51. Oklahoma-style! by Baloo+Uriza · · Score: 1

    I went to Oklacon 10 in Watonga, Oklahoma. 5 days, 4 nights of drinking, dancing, fires, costumes, and Cards Against Humanity. I went as Billy Bob Brockali of the Rock-afire Explosion. And, damnit, nobody who was there seems to have posted photos of me yet!

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  52. Dear writer, by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    You used the word "loosing" correctly. May I bear your children?

  53. Working by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

    Beats the lack of work.

  54. Throwing eggs at kids. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stupid kids and their hope.

  55. I know what I'll be doing.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Telling people to fuck off, cos its got nothing to do with Australian culture.

    You want to stuff your kids faces full of candy? Fine, go right ahead. Just don't knock on my door demanding I add to your child's obesity problem.

    1. Re:I know what I'll be doing.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only culture australia has is Paul Hogan and that vegemite guy. You'd be lucky to pick up something as fancy as Halloween.

    2. Re:I know what I'll be doing.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll have you know that we have more culture than last years yoghurt.

  56. Drinking at Felbers by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    I'm not a Halloween kind of guy and kids keep knocking on the damned door wanting candy, so I just take my notebook to the bar.

  57. community cleansing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm going to turn the lights off, sit in the bushes with a gun, and blast the first motherfucker with an egg in his hand.

  58. Australian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trick or treaters can go get fucked

  59. Hang Out in the Fark Scary Story Thread by Nova+Express · · Score: 1

    It's an annual thing.

    Also hand out candy to kids, accompanied by my friendly hellhound, plus atmospheric music and lights.

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  60. Re:Over Down Under... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about just putting up a sign that reads "NSA processing center"?

    Should scare the bejabbers out of the adults. Or, being Aussie, maybe a sign that says "flyback processing centre"?

  61. Ba Humbug by FuzzNugget · · Score: 1

    Turning off the lights and letting my big black dog bark all she wants at all the little mooches.

  62. Candy!!! by umask077 · · Score: 2

    Ill be handing out candy to all the young boys and girls. It's the one time of year you don't get arrested for doing that.

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    1. Re:Candy!!! by dcollins117 · · Score: 1

      I get a lot more enjoyment out of Halloween by handing out candy that I ever did as a kid going trick-or-treating. I love seeing the different costumes the kids wear, trying to guess what they are supposed to be, and the expressions on their faces when I pull out the candy basket. I hand out the good stuff - no apples, cookies, or lumps of coal if you come to my house.

  63. Don't answer the door. by Col.+Bloodnok · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I simply don't answer the door.

    In the UK, It's only kids (and their parents) who watch too much American crap on TV, who do it.

    Personally, I despise this ridiculous 'holiday'. The last thing we need are more shipping containers, full of Chinese plastic crap arriving at Felixstowe - being imported and sold by the supermarkets - who are desperate to encourage a new yearly orgy of consumerism.

    Modern Halloween is yet another bewildering American concept, borrowed from traditional European practices (mostly from Celtic Samhain, some early Pagan/Christian crossover, bits of Roman stuff), but distorted grotesquely by the lens of capitalistic greed.

    Bonfire night is so much more fun - and I mean a proper bonfire. The fireworks are, and should be, a sideshow. A proper echo of Samhain etc. - the celebration of the end of harvest and the start of a risky, cold, non-productive season. There is something wonderful about a good bonfire on a crisp Autumn night.

    1. Re:Don't answer the door. by Gogo0 · · Score: 1

      i dont care about halloween, but i also dont understand the hate. kids dress up in costumes, walk around with their friends and parents, receive treats, and have a fun time. hardly "bewildering".

      there is obnoxious shit that teenagers do, but thats true for pretty much anything else as well. and while nearly every holiday is tainted with capitalistic greed, i think halloween is probably fairly low on the list. candy and costumes for the most part. the modern version is a holiday mostly a demonstration of altruism of adults to contribute to someone else's enjoyment.

      i agree that a bonfire would be more fun for me, but thats certainly not a good reason to dislike halloween. when i run out of candy i put a large box of raisins on my porch and no one bothers me when they see that. or like you said, just dont answer the door.

    2. Re:Don't answer the door. by Col.+Bloodnok · · Score: 1

      It's bewildering from a cross-cultural point of view, I mean only that.

      Halloween in England, at least, had its own traditions - apple bobbing etc, which have mostly died out. I guess we lost interest. Or the victorians became puritanical about celebrating evil, as they would have seen it.

      What makes me angry is precisely the cynical way in which cheap plastic Chinese crap is being sold to us, when 10 years ago, it wasn't.

    3. Re:Don't answer the door. by Gogo0 · · Score: 1

      the thing with american holidays is that most are relatively new and based on some other culture's ancient celebration. changes were made because when great grandpa got off the boat, he didnt have a herring to gelatinize (or whatever) and had to figure something else out. then through generations the original traditions are further diluted. without centuries-old traditions to adhere to, our holidays tend to evolve. maybe 'evolve' is too positive a verb, how about 'our holidays change'? its a shame if via popular culture the decades-old celebrations are marginalized, though. i havent lived in america for five years now, so ill take your word for it on the cheap plastic crap sale. but that does seem to be the normal trend.

      we had apple bobbing in america when i was a kid too. i think the hand sanitizer generation was likely the cause of its decline.

    4. Re:Don't answer the door. by Col.+Bloodnok · · Score: 1

      However, the US (via its media outlets) is imposing this model of halloween via its channels worldwide. I think that's a perfect example of cultural imperialism.

      That's why I see it as harmful.

    5. Re:Don't answer the door. by vux984 · · Score: 1

      but distorted grotesquely by the lens of capitalistic greed.

      Are we talking about the same halloween? A holiday that can be fully participated in by using Mom's makeup, some old clothes (hello zombies), and some bulk wrapped candies. A couple bucks will buy you a pumpkin to carve.

      Halloween is the cheapest holiday going. I think this year is going to run me $30 bucks including candy ($15), costume stuff (reusing some parts from previous years, adding a cape $5, new vampire teeth $3, and fake blood $1), a couple pumpkins to carve (2 for $5). Hardly an orgy of consumerism.

      Last year was maybe $50 ... one of the kids wanted to be some "monster high" character so we dropped $20 on it. The vampire this year is reusing half of that costume.)

      I spend more on just the wine at Thanksgiving, or any of the other holidays where the family gets together.

      Hell, we've got a bonfire day coming up nearby... BYOB... It'll probably run me more than $30-$50 for the drinks and snacks for that.

    6. Re:Don't answer the door. by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1

      As someone said above, only 30 years ago in Scotland (when I was wee) guising was the main activity on Hallowe'en and was very popular. Trick or treating was something strange and foreign.

      We made lanterns from turnips and went round the houses performing a routine to earn our sweeties (e.g. telling a joke, singing a song, etc). Since it wasn't a tradition undertaken in England (or at least London) it was the one holiday left alone by the media and commercialism. Its strange now because England has picked up the Americanized version of the holiday and English based commercialism has forced that version up here as well.

    7. Re:Don't answer the door. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the thing with american holidays is that most are relatively new and based on some other culture's ancient celebration.

      That's because American culture is shallow, vapid, borrowed from other people, and has mostly had the meaning removed from it in order to make way for commercial interests.

      Expecting depth and significance from Americans is like expecting honesty from politicians -- it's just not there.

    8. Re:Don't answer the door. by u38cg · · Score: 1

      American my arse. And bonfire night is nothing to do with harvest or Hallowe'en. It's about celebrating the execution of Catholics. Enjoy.

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    9. Re:Don't answer the door. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So everyone out of the US complains (rightfully) when "this content is not available in your region", but you still manage to get pissed when the content is available? If you have a problem with it don't watch it, or make your own content for your own country/culture!

    10. Re:Don't answer the door. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Personally, I despise this ridiculous 'holiday'. The last thing we need are more shipping containers, full of Chinese plastic crap arriving at Felixstowe - being imported and sold by the supermarkets - who are desperate to encourage a new yearly orgy of consumerism.

      Open your mind, and your heart. Halloween can be the best holiday. Two words for you: Slutty costumery. Even that aside, it's our favorite holiday in the states because adults get to go to parties in costumes. Who doesn't like an excuse for a costume party?

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    11. Re:Don't answer the door. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, we and our media outlets are imposing mind control on everyone who views said outlets and forcing them to follow Our Way.

      Or it could be that people where you are find something to like about it and so decide to adopt it, regardless of where it came from. So there are at least some mature people where live.

    12. Re:Don't answer the door. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your assumption that the increasing popularity of "trick-or-treating" is the result of some grand conspiracy by American companies to use bastardized European occultism to sell Chinese doodads reflects a fundamental lack of understanding of human nature.

      Even in the US, Halloween isn't a holiday of any real sort. Kids go to school, adults go to work, banks are open normal hours, mail gets delivered. Little American kids go out in costume and demand candy because kids like dressing up, and they like candy. My guess is, kids outside North America are increasingly taking up the practice because kids everywhere really like dressing up and eating candy. You don't need to indoctrinate kids with American cultural values or inundate them with American media to get them to do that.

      Now, of course, America has its share of bitter and cantankerous adults like yourself who despise seeing kids blithely doing those things which they invariably enjoy most. When combined with the well-established American fondness for personal property rights, such people have adopted a rallying cry which I think would appeal to you.

    13. Re:Don't answer the door. by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Jeez, chill out Dr. Buzzkill.
      People dress up and have some fun. Kids get some candy.
      A bonfire sounds nice, but I wouldn't say "What's the point of wasting all that wood on a silly bonfire nobody needs, and is a fire danger as well?"

      Essentially: Everyone likes a party.

    14. Re:Don't answer the door. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      while nearly every holiday is tainted with capitalistic greed, i think halloween is probably fairly low on the list. candy and costumes for the most part.

      That's how it was fifty years ago, but some people spend hundreds of dollars on lawn decorations and lights these days. The house across the street from me has a dozen tombstones, spiderwebs and a giant spider, some ghosts... it's ridiculous. Better Halloween be taken over by mammon-worshipers than Christmas, which was alas taken over long, long ago by the church of Wall Street. All hail the mighty god named "wealth".

      PS- capitalization counts to the truly literate. Join us.

    15. Re:Don't answer the door. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      the thing with american holidays is that most are relatively new and based on some other culture's ancient celebration

      Well, the country itself is relatively new, only two centuries old. It's a toddler compared to European and Asian countries.

    16. Re:Don't answer the door. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The US? You think we in the US actually LIKE that horse shit commercialism? It's not US, it's the very rich who run the entire world. They don't give two shits about America, they just use it for their own evil ends.

      America pretends to be a Christian nation when most worship at the Church of Mammon on Wall Street. The Muslims really fucked up when they gave the Mammonites 3000 martyrs. Morons. Giving a rival religion martyrs is stupid.

  64. Nothing by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    Too much liability exposure having people come to the house, and even more in giving away food. God forbid little Johnny's mom is convinced he has a gluten or peanut allergy and decides to sue me to satisfy her Munchhausen's Proxy Syndrome when he gets nauseated after eating a mini Mr. Goodbar (not that eating 5lbs of candy in one night had anything to do with it).

    1. Re:Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm 10 years older than you are. Tomorrow I will get dressed up and go to a party to drink. Know why? Because it is fun. Maybe when you have done a bit more growing you will understand the importance of it.

  65. we're safe from the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    feral little miscreant spawn - thank heavens for a 55+ community - nice and quiet without the screaming little ankle-biting yard monkeys and their insipid twit spoiled parents

  66. Snore by interval1066 · · Score: 1

    Hallowe'en is my favorite holiday...

    You sound like one of my wiccan girl friends (I was some how gifted with three without really trying). Boring. If there were a higher power it should be noted that it left the building millenia ago. Halloween, great if your a kid. A waste of time if your an adult with an ounce of brains.

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    1. Re:Snore by jaymzter · · Score: 3, Funny

      Halloween has been saved. Allow me to introduce you to Slutoween...

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    2. Re:Snore by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      Ok, well, that's a tale of a different sort...

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    3. Re:Snore by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      Halloween has been saved. Allow me to introduce you to Slutoween...

      I am me. And I approve of this new upstart tradition.

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    4. Re:Snore by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean tail of a different sort? (nudgenudge-knowwhatImean-saynomore)

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  67. Locking the Gate by Flere+Imsaho · · Score: 1

    Halloween has crept into New Zealand in the last few years, with a small percentage of families out trick or treating. However, there's no perceived meaning to it, and as far as I can tell it's just retailers pushing it as an excuse to sell more crap. To avoid dissapointing the few kids that are about, I lock the gate when I get home from work.

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  68. Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Other than watch TV. I'm 24, I'm not about to go Trick-or-treating and there's no way I'm gonna waste my time, and money, going to some party for what is essentially just another day. Grow up.

  69. Turnip lanterns + US invades Scotland via England by Dogtanian · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Guising...... but not "trick or treat" (Hey, you gotta earn your treats!)

    Are you Scottish or Irish? I'm Scottish, and that's what we called it when I was growing up and celebrating Hallowe'en (*) in the early 1980s.

    While that's undeniably a long time ago now in some ways (i.e. 30 years, a generation or so)- it actually seems bizarrely recent when one considers that in the era of the A-Team and Knight Rider, of Reagan and Thatcher, we still called it guising (and felt obliged to perform some sort of routine), dressed up in home-made costumes and went around with lanterns made out of turnips, not pumpkins.

    This wasn't done with the intent of being "traditional" and I was never aware of it seeming forced- that's still how it was then. I'd probably heard of "trick or treat", but would definitely have been aware of that as being an American (i.e. foreign) thing. Ditto pumpkin lanterns- I knew of the association, but while I wouldn't swear that I never saw a real one growing up, the things me and my friends trawled around the streets *were* mainly turnip based. (**) And there definitely wasn't the associated hype or paraphenalia in the shops.

    I say "bizarrely recent" because while one could have imagined the traditional Scottish Hallowe'en remaining relatively pure into the era of my Mum's childhood (i.e. early 1950s, most people didn't have TV, US culture was less influential), for it to have survived into the heyday of VHS, home computers et al is sweet, but also quite strangely anachronistic. I'd say I was probably lucky to have experienced that- 15 or so years later, I think the US influence on Hallowe'en *did* start becoming very influential to the point that the idea of a child today having a turnip lantern would seem unusual (and probably get strange looks from his/her friends).

    Strangely, despite the fact that Scottish culture became increasingly Anglicised (as part of the UK) during the 20th century, one thing I didn't realise when I was growing up was that guising wasn't a UK-wide thing, and the English really didn't celebrate Hallowe'en at all then. In fact, I only found this out recently, and ironically that was because they *do* now celebrate it... but they view the increasing prominence of Hallowe'en and its customs as an example of the influence of *American* culture!

    Which, of course, it is- but the "American" Hallowe'en was brought there by Scottish and Irish immigrants, and still retains some (if not all) of its original celtic form. I honestly can't see them going around with turnips though.

    And that *might* be why guising and turnips lasted as long as they did- in the UK, and especially in the 20th century, mass culture came to the "provinces" (*cough*) through the London-centric, Anglo-centric media, and they didn't care about Hallowe'en. So in a sense we were insulated from both the US influence and commercialism and kept our individuality a bit longer. Now we've lost it for a related reason- we're getting the American model via the same Anglo-centric media and retailers who don't have their own traditional Hallowe'en anyway so don't moderate it in the same way they would if they had their own tradition to defend.

    I think I said a lot more than I was originally planning to there...

    (*) I'm so used to the apostrophe-less form nowadays- probably another example of increasing American influence- I'd almost forgotten that this was a quite common spelling when I was a kid. Anyway, any Slashdotter that gets so annoyed by that spelling *deserves* to be annoyed, so "Hallowe'en" it is :-)

    (**) I mentioned this to my Dad recently, in a nostalgic way, and he complained about the amount of work it took to hollow out a turnip(!)

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  70. Blue Meth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just got my head shaved, to go with my goatee and the kevlar jump suit and respirator. In other words I'll be going to work as Walter White.

  71. Unleashing life size Enderman on trick'r treaters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This ended up scaring my own children a little more than intended.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWx48BG86xo

  72. Sprint planning by gander666 · · Score: 1

    Sprint planning meeting with our China team. No candy for me.

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    1. Re:Sprint planning by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 1

      Sprint planning

      1) Left foot forward, quickly. 2) Right foot forward, quickly. 3) Left foot forward, quickly. 4) Right foot forward, quickly. ...

      Any development process that's saddled with extremely frequent planning meetings sounds like the exact opposite of the traditional meaning of the English word "agile".

      I feel for you. My workplace is transitioning to agile. I will refuse to participate in "stories" and "scrumming" for as long as I can before they fire me.

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  73. Probably hang out with work's Halloween party. by antdude · · Score: 1

    But I will still be :~( because of my recent grand(male delate/king/pa)'s death.

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    1. Re:Probably hang out with work's Halloween party. by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 1

      Condolences. My girlfriend's gramps just beat the game a week ago as well.

      Consider also that it's that time of year where many flavors of mysticism encourage people to remember and honor their fallen ancestors.

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    2. Re:Probably hang out with work's Halloween party. by antdude · · Score: 1

      Thanks. Yeah, it is not just the old people too. Young people too. See http://www.aqfl.net/node/10716 ... [sighs at life] :(

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  74. Going to see NIN and Gary Numan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NIN w/Gary Numan as the opening act are playing at the Amway Center in Orlando, FL.

  75. Build a Dragon by SoftwareArtist · · Score: 1
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  76. Checking dictionaries and thesauruses by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

    ...for the existence of a Halloween-specific word that's the equivalent to Christmas' "bah humbug".

    The best I've come up with so far is non-verbal: turn off the lights and ignore anyone knocking on the door or ringing the bell, but I like to use my words when I can.

  77. We do not celebrate Halloween in my country by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    We do not celebrate Halloween in my country, you insensitive clod.

  78. Re:What's Next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next up: Xmas!

  79. Nothing. by GarethIwanFairclough · · Score: 1
    No really. Because it's just a lame ass excuse for a holiday that is just a pain in the neck. Drinks prices go up on the night and packed clubs or kids constantly banging your door down while trick or treating between the hours of 1700 and 2200. Take your pick. You go out, you get fecked. You stay in, you get fecked. Take your goddamn pick.

    Me? I just get drunk and write shit on slashdot like you lot.

    LETS GET DRUNK! :D :D :D :D

  80. My Ritual... by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

    Home made Spicy Pumpkin Soup, a bottle of Dark Rum and Edgar Allen Poe on Audio Book.

  81. Someone begs to differ by Powercntrl · · Score: 2

    I don't speak Gaelic dialects, you see, so I don't see a reason in English to stick a seemingly-random apostrophe in the middle of the word.

    Teal'c is not amused.

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  82. 31 OCT = 25 DEC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why, hanging stockings and singing carols, of course. Damned pagan festivals.

  83. Re:Turnip lanterns + US invades Scotland via Engla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "and he complained about the amount of work it took to hollow out a turnip(!)"
    Much easier to hollow out a pumpkin. IMHO it's the increasing supply of pumpkins carrying the US Halloween virus that brought the contagion to England.

  84. Monster Shooting Range! by psyclops · · Score: 1

    This:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RHq0U91YQk

    My Monster Shooting Range, featuring a number of robotic Halloween props, some fabricated from scratch (12' black hairy spider alert!), some bought from a store and made to move with a nifty $15 mechanism I came up with. All trigger automatically with light and sound, and you have to kill each monster using a laser tag gun that I hacked the targets for... The system runs off the new BeagleBone Black which for my money knocks the socks off RPi or Arduino. I am using relays to trigger the Try Me features on the props, DC motors, AC lights and sound, and the whole thing is wired with stranded CAT5. That's a lot of soldering! And I finished it with 15 hours to go before the kids start showing up... More video at http://youtube.com/user/psyclopz

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  85. I'm going to be a Zombie. by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

    It's no mistake that Zombies and Halloween go hand in hand. What better way to spread the pathogen?

  86. Re:Turnip lanterns + US invades Scotland via Engla by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    Much easier to hollow out a pumpkin.

    Oh, I've no doubt that it is- but pumpkins (AFAIK) aren't grown in the UK and even in my childhood wouldn't have been anywhere near as readily available as they are today.

    IMHO it's the increasing supply of pumpkins carrying the US Halloween virus that brought the contagion to England.

    FWIW, I don't want to overstate the case that the English didn't do the guising/trick-or-treating and lanterns thing *at all*- it did apparently gain some limited popularity there during the 20th century, and I recall seeing an episode of "Bottom" in the mid-90s where the (adults) dressed up and went out "trick or treating" (I think they referred to it as).

    But from what I understand it's only in very recent years that it's become a big thing there (*), and I'm pretty sure that *is* down to the influence of US culture (even if the origins of guising and lanterns are Scottish and Irish)- along with increasing commercialisation (i.e. excuse to fill in the sales gap before Christmas (**)). Unlike Christmas- which was already pretty commercialised when I was a kid (and is just obnoxiously more so now), Hallowe'en (in Scotland and the UK) has gone from very little commercialisation to its present state in a generation.

    The lack of commercialisation until very recently might also explain why- unlike Christmas- the more traditional aspects survived homogeneity longer.

    (*) The English more traditionally celebrated Guy Fawke's Night- in early November (complete with the bonfire and fireworks) and some apparently consider Hallowe'en to be a US usurper having displaced their traditional festival. When I was a kid (i.e. in Scotland) we celebrated *both* growing up- seemed fine to me; both had different things, and the bonfire and fireworks were just as much fine but different enough to keep the two separate. Of course, that was the 80s- I don't know if it was as big a deal in previous generations. I do know that- e.g.- Christmas, which was already established as the main winter event in Scotland long before the 80s- wasn't traditionally as important as New Year here, and even in my Mum's childhood that was still the case to some extent. I'd say *that* was more Anglicisation of Scottish culture than US influence, though.

    (**) Shops *love* their big event festivals as an excuse to sell rubbish. I was in Tesco last Hogmanay (i.e. New Year's Eve, a week after Christmas) and I noticed they had bloody *Easter* stuff on the shelves already!!!

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  87. Nothing by flagboy · · Score: 1

    Nothing. As far as I'm concerned, no-one over the age of about 11 has any business celebrating Hallowe'en (except parents of young children). So as a proud non-parent, I plan to stay at home and be glad I live in a gated block. But just in case somebody decides to buzz the gate for obnoxious kids, I shall avoid answering the door.

  88. Booze is the answer by InsightfulPlusTwo · · Score: 1

    I like to get drunk and pretend I'm not a zombie.

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  89. What I do every year of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    play Team Fortress 2 Halloween special all week long :))

    1. Re:What I do every year of course... by nightsky30 · · Score: 1

      I will be doing this as well! :D

    2. Re:What I do every year of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, Scream Fortress, otherwise known as The Only Time I Bother To Play TF2.
      To be fair, they're usually spot-on with my favorite kind of Halloween spirit.

  90. Works on cats, must work on ppl by nightsky30 · · Score: 1

    Orange or Green food coloring and This!!!

  91. Re:Turnip lanterns + US invades Scotland via Engla by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

    (**) I mentioned this to my Dad recently, in a nostalgic way, and he complained about the amount of work it took to hollow out a turnip(!)

    I've heard that Halloween has even made some inroads in France lately*. Imagine hollowing out a mimolette!

    *My reliable source is: "some guy I talked to on vacation".

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  92. Not what you'd think by Tempest_2084 · · Score: 1

    I got married on Halloween so I'll be spending a quiet evening with my wife between bouts of handing out candy. It's tough to have a special day on a major holiday because you're always busy, but we knew that going in (Halloween is her favorite holiday). Still, we get to do some interesting stuff on our anniversary because it's Halloween.

  93. Dressing up, giving candy, throwing party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in Pittsburgh, PA in the city proper and we have a very robust Halloween celebration here. Lots of haunted farms, hayrides, scare houses in the area. My neighborhood does trick or treating like pretty much everywhere in the city and suburbs. My wife and I are dressing up, we've got a big party space with friends and neighbors coming, lots of candy and decorations. The weather's going to be warm for the year and if it stays dry we'll light the fire pit out the back later in the evening.

  94. Avoiding it unfortunately by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

    Here in the UK halloween , and specifically Trick or Treat is little more than door to door begging. If you are lucky you might open the door to a hoodie instead of someone wearing a bin liner. No one in the UK bakes cookies or spends time organising the community like in America where the event is done properly. For this reason and not wanting to get my head kicked in by yobs at the front door I will just "be away from home". Camerons Britain - where at halloween local shops displaying signs noting that "eggs and flour will not be sold to persons under the age of 18"

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    1. Re:Avoiding it unfortunately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not much different in the US, depending on the area, of course. Unless you live in a very tightly knit community, I doubt people will let their kids accept non-wrapped food.

  95. Dressing Up and Trick of Treating by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    I'll be dressing up as the Doctor.... Ok, I'm already dressed as the Doctor even though I'm at work.

    Most of my costume includes pieces that I either bought (red suspenders) or already owned. However, the bow tie and fez I hand sewed myself. (Not high tech, I know. If I call it "old school" does that make it sound cool?)

    After I get off work, I'll be taking my kids trick or treating and then it's back to the everyday tasks of making and serving dinner, getting the kids to do their homework, and getting the kids in bed. Of course, I'll keep my Doctor outfit on (including the bow tie and fez because they're cool) to greet any trick or treaters (who will no doubt have no clue as to who I am).

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    My sci-fi novel, Ghost Thief, is now available from Amazon.com.
  96. My Hallow's Eve Festivities by idontgno · · Score: 1

    Running Headless Horseman event ONE MORE TIME on every character eligible, then weeping inconsolably and raiding the kids' candy buckets when I don't get the Horse of the Headless Horseman mount in spite of over 50 attempts. Because World of Warcraft is fun!

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  97. It is Samhain by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

    you insensitive clod! Have some respect for the pagans and stop ringing their doorbells on a religious holiday.

  98. Celebrating... by r33per · · Score: 1
  99. Gaming and maybe a movie by Control-Z · · Score: 1

    I'll probably play Planetside 2 and watch a scary movie.

  100. Re:Turnip lanterns + US invades Scotland via Engla by Malc · · Score: 1

    Don't stereotype all of us south of the border in the same way. Hallowe'en seems pretty irrelevant where I live in west London. Having lived in the US and Canada from the age of 19 to 35, coming home I was astounded at how big Guy Fawkes Night is, with my re-introduction being a massive mid-week gathering on Clapham Common for fireworks and then a late on the beers. Maybe there is some interest in Hallowe'en in middle class child-rich suburbia, but it's nothing compared with N. America or the traditional British/English events. Quite frankly I'm looking forward to the anarchy, pyromania and chaos of the annual blood-thirsty torching of Guy Fawkes. Hallowe'en OTOH just seems childish, as seemingly do the adults that partake in it. Thank f*** there's nobody at the office today in a stupid costume: I didn't have to be rude.

  101. Halloween inspired floating skull by Mike+Blakemore · · Score: 1

    This was from last year, the beginning/end of this demo video:

    http://vimeo.com/53309957

    has a floating skull that uses 4 different animation systems simultaneously. The skull's mouth movement and facial expressions are animated using audio data.
    I had Don't Fear The Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult playing.

    This is for TCS, a game engine built for controlling electronics (ship computers/interactive touchscreen interfaces for superhero lairs/awesome halloween home automation systems):

    http://hyperplaneinteractive.com/blog
    https://facebook.com/hyperplaneinteractive

  102. Re:Turnip lanterns + US invades Scotland via Engla by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    Don't stereotype all of us south of the border in the same way. Hallowe'en seems pretty irrelevant where I live in west London.

    I'm not sure why you're complaining about stereotyping- my comment was essentially that "until recently the English didn't really celebrate or care about Hallowe'en that much"... and your second sentence (and the rest of your comment) seems to back this up rather than contradicting it!

    It's true that the "adults dressing up for Hallowe'en" thing seems to be more an American thing (or at least one would get that impression from watching US shows, which isn't always an accurate representation of reality). Even in 80s Scotland, adult involvement was mainly in making costumes for the kids and/or humouring their guising routines and giving them candy^w sweets or money. :-)

    Even nowadays, the more US-style Hallowe'en culture commercialised by UK businesses seems to be targeted mainly at children. It's still not really a big adult thing here, either in Scotland or England.

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  103. Re: Turnip lanterns + US invades Scotland via Engl by Malc · · Score: 1

    Perhaps I read too much in to your "until recently" and too far between the lines. Anyway, it's good to remember the old days, but I'm sure another 20 years culture will have changed even further and more rapidly!

  104. Re:Turnip lanterns + US invades Scotland via Engla by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    Including this as much for my own reference, but I spoke to two people at work today; one was 32 (i.e. 5 or 6 years younger than me, probably guising in the late 80s/early 90s), the other was 21 (i.e. late 90s/early-00s). The 32-year-old shared my experience of turnip lanterns- the 21-year old did not, had a pumpkin and didn't relate to the turnip thing at all. So I'd say I was roughly correct when I pinpointed the 90s as when things changed- and within a relatively short period of time too, it seems.

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  105. The Ultimate Evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hype your kids up on sugar and caffeeine for days.

  106. Re:Turnip lanterns + US invades Scotland via Engla by BeerCat · · Score: 1

    Cracking tales there!

    I never thought of guising as being "tradition" - it was just something you did. And getting sparklers for Bonfire Night too!

    When the sun rises about 8am, and sets around 4pm, then I suppose that makes for a lot of winter festivals to pass the time...

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  107. Re:Turnip lanterns + US invades Scotland via Engla by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    I never thought of guising as being "tradition" - it was just something you did.

    Well, to be fair, neither did I at the time- quite the opposite. As you say, it was "just something you did". That's why I mentioned in my original post that it wasn't something that was really "forced".

    It's only in recent years, after I realised that something which I did as a kid- and which even lasted some time after that, little over 20 years ago- seems like something from a long past age. That would be understandable if it was a technological change, but it's not. (Though maybe the US influence was increased via greater penetration of the Internet?)

    When the sun rises about 8am, and sets around 4pm, then I suppose that makes for a lot of winter festivals to pass the time...

    Sad thing is I used to think winter, with its snow and dark evenings, was cool as a kid. (When I was in early school and had to go to bed not long after 7PM(!!), I *hated* going to sleep in summer with the sun brightly shining against the light curtains- ugh.)

    Nowadays I don't like snow- it's not too bad when it's fresh, but a PITA when it turns to slush- or worse, isn't cleared and gets compressed and re-frozen into solid ice.

    But as an adult, I find- as you say- the problem with winter, which has grown more obvious to me as I get older, is the lack of daylight. I'm not an especially "hot weather" person or into very bright sun, and never have been, but I do like having daylight well into the evening, or even just during the bloody daytime. As you say, in December and early January, the sun sets around (or before!) 4PM and my tolerance for that has gone right down.

    Dammit, I'm really sounding old and grumpy now. >:-(

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