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  1. What's the thing about railroad crossings? on Why Buses Need To Be More Dangerous · · Score: 1

    Suggestions include not to require buses to stop and open their doors at railroad crossings

    Eh? They just stop at any railroad crossing they come to and open their doors? Why?

  2. What's FinCERT? on Dozens of Russian Banks Phished By Crooks Pretending To Be FinCERT · · Score: 2

    So what's FinCERT when it's at home?

    No, I can't just Google it. Lazy editor is lazy.

  3. Your Data Footprint Is Affecting Your Life In Ways You Can't Even Imagine

    Headline contains two "your"s and one "you." Clickbait probability: 98%

  4. Re:We refer you... on Apple Files Final Response In San Bernardino iPhone Case (reuters.com) · · Score: 2

    Hahaha, it's funny because I know this obscure reference.

  5. Well someone has to go first on Comcast Provides Uncapped 1 Gb Service To 1 Customer -- of 22.4 Million (myajc.com) · · Score: 1

    I hear they're only going to offer one initial patient a full body transplant when the tech becomes available. Scandalous!

  6. Re:Waste of time, won't stop uncrackable messaging on DOJ Threatens To Seize iOS Source Code (idownloadblog.com) · · Score: 1

    All that is needed for unbreakable communications is a lengthy sequence of random bytes and an XOR operator. Otherwise known as a one-time-pad.

    Which must be communicated from one party to the other...

  7. Re:What is webassembly? Never heard of it before.. on Major Browsers Add Experimental Support For WebAssembly (thestack.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    a huge ass plugin

    [hyphenation needed]

  8. On the subject of video, it's not inherently a bad thing. It was just never done well before. Poor editing and poor sound, poor choice of subjects, etc. I seem to remember one of some maker talking all about how his project worked, but no-one thought to actually get a decent shot of the thing in question.

    If you've got a story about a new kind of 3D printer which, I dunno, prints sideways or something, I wouldn't say no to a short, small, illustrative video.

    Now, have you fixed it so the "Ads disabled" button will stay ticked forever?

  9. on the Gobi Desert you get the best of both worlds (as long you don't want to live there). It's a cold desert

    So's Antarctica.

  10. Re:Photo in front of the camera on Amazon Wants To Replace Passwords With Selfies and Videos (thestack.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And what happens if your face in damaged in accident, or you have a stroke, or you die?

    Then, if it was really important, you would have hopefully already set up a way for someone you trust to get your password (which, contrary to the headline, is not being "replaced" in the most literal sense) and then they can get access to your stuff.

    I can't help feeling your doom-mongering is a bit like saying, "They want us to start cars with keys? What if I lose my keys?!" We seem to have managed okay with such a system so far.

  11. Re:Generated Content on Hyperloop to Feature 'Augmented' and 'Interactive' Windows (inverse.com) · · Score: 1

    Or the trip through the monolith in 2001.

    Or keep it simple - just abstract shapes and lines moving smoothly past. Then, every few minutes, just to screw with everyone, make it all twist through 180 degrees.

  12. Re:Silly Americans. on Raspberry Pi Gets Affordable, Power Efficient 314GB Hard Drive On Pi Day · · Score: 1

    Here's the logic of the American System spelled out for you. Maximum possible values of the fields given MM/DD/YYYY format: 12/31/9999

    There's nothing logical about that.

  13. Not that tiny on 6 Tiny Robotic Ants, Weighing 3.5 Oz. In Total, Pull a 3900-lb. Car (nytimes.com) · · Score: 3, Interesting

    6 Tiny Robotic Ants

    They're not tiny if you're comparing them with ants.

  14. Re:The car wasn't pulled on 6 Tiny Robotic Ants, Weighing 3.5 Oz. In Total, Pull a 3900-lb. Car (nytimes.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The car wasn't pulled

    They made the car roll

    Yes... by pulling it.

  15. Re:Psshh they ALL end in 1 on Mathematicians Discover Prime Conspiracy (quantamagazine.org) · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows in binary ALL primes end in "1".

    10.

  16. Re:Yeah, um, not so much on Study Finds 3 Laws Could Reduce Firearm Deaths By 90% (meta.com) · · Score: 1

    So on the one hand we've got a study which used a cross-sectional, state-level dataset relating to a host of topics associated with firearm mortality including gun ownership and even unemployment from across the U.S. to examine the relationship between recorded gun deaths and gun-control legislation, and the other hand we've got a guy who says "nuh uh!"

    I'm not saying he's not right to question it, but if he's going to say it's flawed, he should demonstrate why it's flawed. Preferably with numbers and graphs.

  17. Re:[are expected] You are an idiot on Hertz Had Sheriffs On Hand the Day It Cut IT (computerworld.com) · · Score: 1

    They've got more angles than your angled brackets :p

  18. No tech support? Is that surprising? on TP-Link Blocks Open Source Router Firmware To Comply With FCC Rules · · Score: 1

    However, TP-LINK does not offer any guarantees or technical support for customers attempting to flash any third-party firmware to their devices.

    Should that be surprising in any way?

  19. [are expected] on Hertz Had Sheriffs On Hand the Day It Cut IT (computerworld.com) · · Score: 3, Informative

    About 75 will be hired by IBM and those workers [are expected] to receive offers this week while others are facing layoffs

    What's with the angle brackets? The whole sentence has been rewritten from the article (which says "IBM is hiring about 75 and those workers are expecting to receive offers today"), and in any case those words are attributed to the submitter, so why have two words been picked out for this special treatment?

    Sometimes I think Slashdot just does things like this at random because it's seen the grown-up newspapers do it, but isn't quite sure why.

  20. lolwhat? on Alpha Go Takes the Match, 3-0 (i-programmer.info) · · Score: 2

    We know now that we don't need any big new breakthroughs to get to true AI.

    Err, no. Just... no.

  21. Re:FDA approval? Why? on FDA Approves Indego Exoskeleton For Clinical And Personal Use (vanderbilt.edu) · · Score: 1

    Such were my thoughts as well.

    ...has approved a powered lower-limb exoskeleton [...] for both clinical and personal use in the United States.

    Would they be poking their oar in if it was marketed simply as a toy for the lazy, like a segway or a "hoverboard"?

    Here I am, using my leg muscles like a chump...

  22. Re:Hawking is no brain surgeon on Stephen Hawking and 150 Royal Society Scientists: Brexit Disaster For UK (telegraph.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    For the record, he's rich. Not Trump rich, but rich enough.

  23. I have great respect for Hawkings

    Then would it kill ya to get his name right?

  24. Re:Why should people feel at liberty... on Chicagoan Arrested For Using Cell-phone Jammer To Make Subway Commute Tolerable (chicagotribune.com) · · Score: 1

    Because he's doing it to them when he turns on his jammer.

  25. Firstly, I've found that people tend to talk louder when they are on the phone. Maybe it's because there is no feedback to adjust their speaking volume.

    They actually talk louder on mobile phones versus landlines. A landline phone plays your own voice back to you immediately through the speaker, and those of us old enough to have primarily used landlines are so used to it, that when it's missing from a mobile phone call, we subconsciously compensate for the lack of echo by speaking louder.