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  1. Re:What is a gravity wave? on It's Official: LIGO Scientists Make First-Ever Observation of Gravity Waves (economist.com) · · Score: 1

    It's not something that moves along is it?

    Err... I think it's like water waves in that sense. No thing is moving in the same direction as the wave. The water molecules only move up and down, but the combined movement becomes this thing we call a wave.

    It's a perceived distortion of time space?

    It's perceived as a change in the distortion of spacetime. I'm not sure if we've been able to measure static distortions of spacetime yet (not directly, anyway; we can see gravitational lensing for example, and of course falling is a direct consequence of spacetime distortion).

  2. Re:For those who don't speak the language on France Launches Second Salvo Against Facebook (liberation.fr) · · Score: 1

    I'm a mute polyglot, you insensitive clod!

  3. Re:no numeric keypad on Dell Packs Xeon and Quadro GPU In 4lb Laptop (hothardware.com) · · Score: 1

    Look at the 7510, then.

  4. Apostrophes, damn it! on Twitter's Timeline Option Puts Important Tweets Up Top (engadget.com) · · Score: 2

    at least thats what its hoping its doing

    Come ooooon.

  5. Re:"sexual misconduct"? on The Sexual Misconduct Case That Has Rocked Anthropology (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    without them taking it the wrong way.

    Well, if they move when you're trying to do it, accidents will happen.

  6. Uborne Children's Books has put online 15 of its children books from the '80s to learn how to code games.

    "Children books"?

    The books have been put online so that they (the books) can learn how to code games?

    Also it's Usborne, not "Uborne." Yeesh.

  7. Windmill? How quaint on Windmill Blade Molds 3D Printed By National Labs (energy.gov) · · Score: 1

    Windmill Blade Molds 3D Printed By National Labs

    That does sound a lot friendlier than "wind turbine."

  8. Why wasn't I notified?! on LIGO Will Make Gravitational Waves Announcement on Thursday · · Score: 2

    LIGO Will Make Gravitational Waves Announcement on Thursday

    This is all so sudden! They should have pre-announced this pre-announcement. I mean, officially.

  9. Re:If only on Wolves Howl In Different 'Dialects,' Machine Learning Finds (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    We have known for a while that other animals have regional accents.

    That's right. In Europe, cows say "shazoo."

  10. Re:RFTA - this has not been peer reviewed on China Just Made a Major Breakthrough In Nuclear Fusion Research (techienews.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    You're an idiot.

  11. Re:I am not a physicist but... on China Just Made a Major Breakthrough In Nuclear Fusion Research (techienews.co.uk) · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm not gonna bother googling it, but I'm pretty sure 15 million K is lower (much, much lower) than absolute 0.

    You really should've googled it.

  12. Re:static linking on windows on Researcher Finds Tens of Software Products Vulnerable To Simple Bug (softpedia.com) · · Score: 2

    It does leave you permanently vulnerable to any flaws in the particular version of the library you linked against, or such is my understanding. At least with dynamic linking you can blame the user for not keeping up to date!

    I still static link though because whenever I upload something (using a video filtering plugin) at least one person won't have the right runtime installed at all.

  13. Re:hyperloop without the hyper or loop on The Hyperloop Industrial Complex · · Score: 0

    Damn. All those idiots with their engineering degrees wasting their time when they all had to do was listen to Some Guy On The Internet to realise the error of their ways.

    Seems to happen a lot round here.

  14. Re:Is this news? on Adblock Plus Maker Seeks Deal With Ad Industry Players (yahoo.com) · · Score: 1

    Or, or... you can install uBlock and (with any luck) not see any ads.

    It's a tricky one...

  15. Is this news? on Adblock Plus Maker Seeks Deal With Ad Industry Players (yahoo.com) · · Score: 1

    An anonymous reader writes with Yahoo's report that the makers of Adblock Plus are "looking to reach out to advertisers and identify an 'acceptable' level and form of advertising on the net."

    Isn't this what they've been doing for months? It's how they make their money.

  16. Re:no need for malware on Malware Targets Skype Users, Records Conversations (softpedia.com) · · Score: 1

    Why would anyone even care about your Skype conversations?

    Just because your Skype conversations are inane and intrinsically worthless, doesn't mean everyone else's are.

  17. Re:The technical problems with this are immense. on Elon Musk's Next Great Idea? Electric Air Travel (bgr.com) · · Score: 1

    The technical problems with this are immense

    What has Elon Musk done lately where this wasn't the case?

    Batteries do not have the energy density of jet fuel.

    Good place to start. To the science-a-torium!

    C'mon, people. PMA.

  18. Headline tense on Thirty Meter Telescope Likely Never Gets Built ... In Hawaii · · Score: 0

    Thirty Meter Telescope Likely Never Gets Built ... In Hawaii

    Yeesh, what tense is that?

  19. Re:Six degrees = 50 acquaintances on Facebook Knocks "Six Degrees of Separation" Down a Few Notches (i-programmer.info) · · Score: 1

    I didn't mean to suggest it wasn't a realistic number, just that "any individual is connected to any other via six network nodes" is a big oversimplification.

  20. Re:It's just an allegory on Facebook Knocks "Six Degrees of Separation" Down a Few Notches (i-programmer.info) · · Score: 1

    Six is not an average but an upper limit.

    How is it an upper limit? You can't check the connections between every pair of people on the planet. You can't even do that for 1% of 1% of the entire population. In all likelihood there are pairs of people who have a minimum of 7, 8 or 9 steps between them. 6 may be the mode, but it's highly unlikely to be an upper limit.

  21. It's just an allegory on Facebook Knocks "Six Degrees of Separation" Down a Few Notches (i-programmer.info) · · Score: 1

    Six degrees of separation is the, already well established, idea that any individual is connected to any other via six network nodes.

    How is it "well established"? As far as I can see "six degrees" was never meant to be taken as much of a concrete fact; it's more of an allegory for our counter-intuitively connected world. There are still plenty of remote or even completely uncontacted tribes in the world, and those are just the extreme examples. At best, six is a very rough average.

    PS My Bacon number is 3.

  22. Re:One possible argument for lunar industrializati on Giant Magellan Telescope Set To Revolutionize Ground-Based Astronomy · · Score: 1

    and a REALLY BIG dust problem.

    Is that much of a problem? Doesn't it just stay on the ground?

  23. Re:Is this really new? on Let Your Pupils Do the Typing · · Score: 1

    Indeed, this would only be helpful to someone who could neither type nor speak.

    Nor move any part of their body including their eyes.

    It seems that writing this way would be very time consuming.

    If the alternative is "not communicating at all" I don't think it matters.

  24. Sorry, I only read serif fonts.

    It's funny how apologising for a personal preference manages to come off as smug and superior. Is it because you hope that anyone reading about your anti-establishment trend-defying quirks will be incandescent with impotent rage at how much more awesome you are than them, and at how this issue doesn't even affect you?

    Sorry, I don't own a TV.
    Sorry, I only drink yak's milk.
    Sorry, I only wipe my bum with Egyptian cotton.

  25. Standard units, please! on Porsche Builds Photovoltaic Pylon, Offsetting Luddite Position On Self-Drive (thestack.com) · · Score: 1

    up to 30,000 kilowatt hours of electricity per year.

    Enough of this science jibber-jabber. What's that in homes?