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Porsche Builds Photovoltaic Pylon, Offsetting Luddite Position On Self-Drive (thestack.com)

An anonymous reader writes: Porsche has just completed an impressive 25-meter high photovoltaic pylon. The construction, lonely in its current position and strongly resembling the monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey, comprises 7,776 solar cells and is capable of generating up to 30,000 kilowatt hours of electricity per year. From 2017 it will power the elite car manufacturer's new Berlin-Adlershof Porsche center. Porsche is keen to show a progressive stance on its new range of electric vehicles, considering that it has no intention of joining the movement towards self-driving.

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  1. APorsche Self-Drive? by NicBenjamin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why would any poor benighted fool pay money for a Porsche that didn't need to be driven? The entire point of their ridiculously inflated price tags is they're a joy to drive.

    1. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by SNRatio · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why would any poor benighted fool pay money for a Porsche that didn't need to be driven? The entire point of their ridiculously inflated price tags is they're a joy to drive.

      er, no. The point for most buyers is to own it, talk about owning it, talk about how much better it is than brand-X, and be seen in it. The actual driving is done in stop and go urban traffic where the only joy would be a self-driving car.

    2. Re: APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. They live in an entirely different world from normal people.

    3. Re: APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      An equal number of Democrats are rich as are Republicans. Probably more actually. The party leaders are cut from the same cloth. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

    4. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Harlequin80 · · Score: 1

      You are kidding right? If you buy a porsche you have decided to buy a drivers car over countless other more comfortable, more relaxed just as prestiges cars. If it is a case of wanting the brag factor and self drive you would buy a tourer shaped car like an Aston Martin Volante or an S series Mercedes.

      If you stick self drive in a porsche you have pretty much lost 99% of its bragging rights.

    5. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Although I once thought as you did, this is untrue. Strangely, Porsche has few posers among their owners. Sure, there are some, but they really are few and far between. Most Porsche models don't actually cost enough to be "in" with the true poser crowd. Rather, they are usually owned by people who love to drive and love to drive a good car. My daily-driver Porsche just turned 40 and has well of 220k on it. It is used in amateur motorsports and as my daily 4-season driver. It drives better than any brand-new car I've ever driven from other manufactures. It is rattle-free after all this time and all this use. I agree, occasionally you do indeed find a prick driving a Porsche. When I bought mine I fully expected to meet a lot of jerks. But I was pleasantly surprised that most Porsche owners are simply people who love motorsports and genuinely love driving a proper driver's car. Live and learn I guess.

    6. Re: APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering normal people can't afford a car these days, owning one of those things is just gluttony.

    7. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Guillermito · · Score: 3, Informative

      Even if you enjoy driving most of the time, there are moments in which driving can be a hassle and self driving capabilities still make sense, even for a Porsche. For example: you might want to have an enjoyable ride driving your Porsche to your destination's door, and then let the car self drive to a parking spot and pick you up afterwards when you're done. Or perhaps you enjoy driving your Porsche on a rural winding road with no traffic, but you'd rather be working or reading when stuck in city traffic.

    8. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I actually agree. I drive a 20 year old pickup, and porche drivers seem interested in talking about my truck because they love cars. It's the opposite of most sports cars. Now, I'm not at all sure about the porche SUV thing ... never talked to anyone driving one of those, but they seem to be all middle aged women.

    9. Re: APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I forgot how many musicians and actors are Republicans.

      No wait, they're massively Democrat. And drive stupidly expensive cars. You're a fucking tool.

    10. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      That's because posers that buy a proper 911 crash it, because they don't understand how a rear-engine car drives.

      It turns out having the engine's weight hanging past the rear axle really matters, and Porsche has spent the last 30 years being stubborn and making tiny design improvements to counteract this effect, rather than what the Italians did - move the engine forward to the middle.

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    11. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Even if Porsche invested a lot of money in self-driving research, they probably wouldn't get it first, or best. They would end up licensing the technology from Google or others.
      So might as well save their money and instead focus on their core competency, and if demand for a self-driving Porsche ever arises, license the technology.

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    12. Re: APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A performance car. One that could be driven to it's limits by a computer. Limits far beyond human capabilities. THAT is the self driving car I want.

    13. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      The actual driving is done in stop and go urban traffic where the only joy would be a self-driving car.
      In the US perhaps ... however if you have not realized it yet: the world is bigger than the US, much bigger in fact.

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    14. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 2

      Most modern electronics in a Porsche regarding safety (lane detection, sign detection, speed control, automatic breaking, distance detection, rear and side radar, pedestrian detection etc.) is already bought from third party companies. If they make a few cars self driving, like their SUVs e.g. they simply will buy the remaining technology needed. I doubt there is any real licensing involved. Companies like Continental or Bosch sell "all in solutions" for driver assistance and soon self driving.

      I for my part can't wait for the self driving 24h race in Le Mans ;D Might be a nice background "picture" for my Mac, cough cough.

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    15. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To quote Richard Hammond (formerly of Top Gear):

      "Putting the engine in the back is bonkers. It's like building a pyramid with the pointy end at the bottom. But if you succeed... it's incredible"

    16. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by nyet · · Score: 1

      Almost every single friend of mine that owns a Porsche tracks it.

      You must have crappy friends... or none that own Porsches.

    17. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by nyet · · Score: 1

      And it would make a terrible driver's car because all of those things that make a car autonomous have severe engineering drawbacks (weight, complexity, reliability at the edge of the performance envelope, etc.) for track use.

    18. Re: APorsche Self-Drive? by nyet · · Score: 1

      Nissan GT-R already does that. It is boring on the track.

    19. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Porsche Posers are so 80's that it's cheesy.

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    20. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as it sounds like a Porsche, who cares if it's got a steering wheel??

      Brum brum...

    21. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by johanw · · Score: 1

      And not to forget you need an automatic transmission for that. Real drivers use manual transmission. Does Porsche even deliver automatic transmissions (outside the US, where most "drivers" don't know how to use a manual transmission)?

    22. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by BlackPignouf · · Score: 2

      Or maybe you're just one of those pricks driving Porsche, and you don't notice that all Porsche owners you know also are pricks. ;)

    23. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      Why would any poor benighted fool pay money for a Porsche that didn't need to be driven? The entire point of their ridiculously inflated price tags is they're a joy to drive.

      er, no. The point for most buyers is to own it, talk about owning it, talk about how much better it is than brand-X, and be seen in it. The actual driving is done in stop and go urban traffic where the only joy would be a self-driving car.

      And if you make it self-drive you lose prestige because you no longer get to talk about how great your driver's car is. You might as well be in a Lexus or BMW.

      Don't get me wrong here, in the unlikely event I start to drive I'll strongly prefer a self-driver (long stretches of road tend to put me to sleep after about an hour-and-a-half, which is bad at 80 MPH), but I'm not the target market.

    24. Re: APorsche Self-Drive? by prefect42 · · Score: 2

      I look forward to the day I can bemoan the boringness of driving a GT-R around a track.

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    25. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      And masochists love being whipped by their partners until they are blue on their asses.

      I don't understand your reasoning, but being defensive is understandable because the GP's comment was out of line. There are plenty of people who buy Porsches for the joy of driving and not all people are posers. That said anyone who defends a sports car as a joy in a daily inner city commute is pushing it. Now that said not everyone's commute is the inner city. Some people drive to work on long stretches of road without stop start (mostly stop) traffic that's fine. You can still get joy driving like that.

      And those people who buy the few Porsche model designed for the inner city (or off road and I struggle to say that with a straight face) are not buying something for the joy to drive, but rather want to let eveyone know that they have a bigger wallet than you.

    26. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by mrvan · · Score: 1

      They might be a joy to drive in the countryside, and they might be a joy to drive in a busy city (Paris/Barcelona busy, not LA busy) if that's your thing, but nothing can be a joy to drive on the 1000 km highway between them...

    27. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      What's a real driver? Any Porsche that is being raced will have a "flappy paddle" gearbox, because otherwise you will be left for dead. Sure there is crowd of Luddite Porsche owners that want a full manual gearbox. However I would be surprised if "flappy paddle" gearboxes where not at least an option on every current Porsche model.

    28. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 0

      You are kidding right? If you buy a porsche you have decided to buy a drivers car

      Doesn't change the fact that most of them still putt along in rush hour traffic the same speed as a Camry or Civic.
      Unless you spend a lot of the time on a track (which let's face it next to nobody does), then the concept of a "sports car" is an oxymoron.
      If you actually want to go fast on a public road, get a bike.

    29. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      Almost every single friend of mine that owns a Porsche tracks it.

      Cool story, but hardly indicative of all Porsche owners globally...

    30. Re: APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I took one as a taxi around the nurburg ring. It was totally boring. Very fast, hurt my neck, but not exciting at all.

    31. Re: APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My boss who owns one joined the local porsche club and was one of many who enjoyed driving it very fast at the local track as part of the club. Porsche are drivers cars. I want one and if i get cashed up i'll buy it and love to drive it. I also plan not to buy any driverless car in the future. I suspect driverless cars might flop like 3d tvs. We'll find out soon i gues.

    32. Re: APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. It really isn't.

    33. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Why would any poor benighted fool pay money for a Porsche that didn't need to be driven?

      Because that means he could more easily show that he has ten Porsches and therefore is clearly superior to the guy with only one.

      Also, the computer could take over some of the less enjoyable parts of driving, like parking.

    34. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The submitter is obviously politically biased with the use of the term 'Luddite.' If I buy an expense sports car I plan on actually driving it myself.

    35. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taking a car on a track doesn't mean you are racing moron.

    36. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nothing can be a joy to drive on the 1000 km highway between them...

      WRONG

    37. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Porsche . . . has no intention of joining the movement towards self-driving.

      I smiled when I saw this. For the sake of the children, why take the fun out of driving?

      Now, if I could only afford to buy one . . .

    38. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " anyone who defends a sports car as a joy in a daily inner city commute is pushing it. "

      Sure beats driving a '92 Chevy with rusted out floorpans, broken A/C, and which stalls whenever you take your foot off the gas.

    39. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Sad thing is a modern Camry or Civic has more horsepower than my Porsche.... of course, mine is a '65 356 C coupe, so it isn't hard to beat 75hp and a 0-60 time of 16 seconds...

      But yes, Porsches are for driving. That is why for a VERY long time there were no cup holders in the car. You shouldn't be drinking your coffee - you should be *driving*.

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    40. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by msauve · · Score: 1

      The submitter is obviously politically biased with the use of the term 'Luddite.'

      The submitter is being dishonest and misleading.

      The Luddites actively and physically fought against advancements in technology. Porsche has simply chosen not to adopt some, they're not trying to stop anyone else from creating a self-driving car. Big difference.

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    41. Re: APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go to Vegas, $200 and you can take one around the infield of the Los Vegas International Speedway. Though personally I'd recommend spending the $400 and doing the McLaren MP4-12C they have, it's a lot more fun. GTR is pretty much the most boring car they have. It's technically impressive, but has no soul.

    42. Re: APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering normal people can't afford a car these days, owning one of those things is just gluttony.

      Normal people have no problem affording a car.

    43. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Most modern electronics in a Porsche regarding safety (lane detection, sign detection, speed control, automatic breaking, distance detection, rear and side radar, pedestrian detection etc.) is already bought from third party companies.

      The truth is that virtually all electronics in virtually all cars are already bought from third party suppliers. Automakers actually make almost nothing beyond stamping sheet and casting lumps of metal. Everything else is contracted out, even if they designed it.

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    44. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a near-sighted position for something that could be the future. Imagine I'm a cooking snob and therefore ban the microwave from my kitchen. Yeah, many people abuse it to the point of making poorly made meals; but there are things that microwaves are convenient for even for professionals (small amounts of water, baked potatos, etc) so it woud make little sense to do without it.

      The people who pay for a Porsche probably want a thrilling ride, but if you're in traffic, do you really want to sit their puttering at the speed of a golf cart manually or just sit back and relax with a tablet while waiting the out the miles a couple yards at a time? Quickly, that Porsche can either be the fun car for all circumstance or that PITA that's only good for that rare open road.

    45. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      And not to forget you need an automatic transmission for that. Real drivers use manual transmission. Does Porsche even deliver automatic transmissions (outside the US, where most "drivers" don't know how to use a manual transmission)?

      You are completely ass-backwards. First, only Americans actually give a shit about manual shift any more. Several cars are now getting a manual only for the US market. Second, manual shift is slow as fuck by modern standards. NOBODY can do it faster than a dual-clutch gearbox, but NOBODY. Not even with a dogbox. A well-programmed dual clutch, like Porsche's PDK, won't even upset the car if you shift mid-turn. Even a good slush box is better at shifting than you are. My 1997 Audi's five-speed ZF5HP42 dual-engages gears, shifting into one literally at the same time it shifts out of another. Nine out of ten people will shift sloppier and upset the car more. Under heavy power, like pinning it on the onramp, the 2-3 shift is imperceptible. If twenty year old slush box can shift faster than almost anyone, how much faster can a modern dual-clutch do it? Answer, three or four times faster than the fastest human.

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    46. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Porshe only one supercar about which was said "There is only one supercar you can drive with no one even glance at you"

    47. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, only Americans actually give a shit about manual shift any more.

      You are a complete moron. Try talking to some Europeans sometime.

    48. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Strangely, Porsche has few posers among their owners. Sure, there are some, but they really are few and far between. Most Porsche models don't actually cost enough to be "in" with the true poser crowd. Rather, they are usually owned by people who love to drive and love to drive a good car.

      Well, Porsche also make a dumbass SUV-like vehicle, which is only going to drive as well as an SUV. I believe these types of vehicle are a legal alternative for warning other drivers for when you don't want a bumber sticker reading "I'm a complete and utter plonker".

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    49. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You are a complete moron. Try talking to some Europeans sometime.

      Why would I go looking for anecdotes when every car company and car mag has already done that? Your minuscule sample set of avid drivers aside, people buy what they can afford. People buy sticks in Europe because they have massive taxation on large vehicles, and a slush box is a significant percentage of the weight of a small one. It's not because they want a stick. Serious drivers want dual-clutch gearboxes, not sticks. Only kiddies who haven't driven a real transmission still want a stick.

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    50. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Serious drivers want dual-clutch gearboxes, not sticks.

      Again proving yourself to be a moron again.

    51. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Again proving yourself to be a moron again.

      Said the coward. When you grow the guts to log in, you can be taken seriously when talking shit about other people. Until then, I believe I shall call thee puss-puss.

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    52. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whether I log in or not doesn't change the fact that your are a complete and total moron.

    53. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by LifesABeach · · Score: 2

      The sadness of driving my Carrera GT is that I keep asking myself, "what other dumb things these damn Porsche engineers did to hide their fundamental stupidity for emission requirements?" It's not exactly a surprise that the mandates had over 5 year heads up notice.

    54. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. At least in my case. I purchased one recently because it is, in my opinion, the pinnacle of internal combustion engine engineering. Just that. Electric vehicles are or will become superior (and I am a big fan of them), but as far as ICE is concerned, Porsche is it. Mid-mounted two seat sports car with handling that is ridiculous awesome.

      Nobody knows I have it. I don't drive it to work to show it off. I'm posting as AC (because I'm going to get down-voted by the haters anyway). This is purely a weekend/roadtrip thrill where I can enjoy the product of a team of people who take the same kind of pride in their engineering work as I do.

      Not everybody who buys a Porsche is some sort of showoff asshat. Some of us are in it for the engineering and the experience.

    55. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could be excused for thinking that the 911 is Porsche.

      Porsche Boxster/Cayman

      They do make mid-engined cars and they really are amazing.

    56. Re: APorsche Self-Drive? by tompaulco · · Score: 0

      Because Republucans are lazy, and typically the only people that can afford such things.

      Actually, it is mostly nouveau rich lottery winners, flash-in-the-pan musicians, actors, and reality TV stars that tend to buy supercars, and most of them are usually democrats.
      But back to the original false statement. Republicans are lazy so they like to buy cars that don't drive themselves? Um, what?

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    57. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Why would any poor benighted fool pay money for a Porsche that didn't need to be driven? The entire point of their ridiculously inflated price tags is they're a joy to drive.

      This was my immediate thought. Of course Porsche isn't interested in self-driving cars. The whole point of a Porsche is driving it. Though I cannot afford a Porsche, I drive fun, sporty cars and hence have no interest in a self-driving car either.

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    58. Re: APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My best friend has a GT-R and I've ridden with him around Road America up in Wisconsin many times. I assure you they're not boring to drive. When you're taking a 270 turn with such speed that you can't even keep your head from overpulling your muscles to the outside of a corner, that's some serious speed. His car is capable of going so deep in to braking zones that even I feel we're going to hit the wall. But, sure enough, every time, the cars hits the right entry speed, makes the turn in, apexes, and throttles out to the next straight.

      Boring? Please.

    59. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      And not to forget you need an automatic transmission for that.

      Not necessarily. BMW makes a dual clutch manual transmission with an automatic clutch. You can use the paddles, you can use the bump shifter. It has no torque convertor. It WILL roll backwards on a steep hill.
      I would have rather had a full manual with stick shift, but we are a two car family and we occasionally have to swap cars. My wife will not learn standard. Sigh.

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    60. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahahahahahahaha. You should really go pro with material like this. Two shows on Saturday!

      You are kidding, right?

    61. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't change the fact that most of them still putt along in rush hour traffic the same speed as a Camry or Civic. Unless you spend a lot of the time on a track (which let's face it next to nobody does), then the concept of a "sports car" is an oxymoron. If you actually want to go fast on a public road, get a bike.

      Wow..where do you live where traffic is THAT bad?

      Before Katrina, I had a 1986 911 Turbo...and man, what that thing a BLAST to drive...black on black..whale tail, the whole thing.

      Even as bad as the roads are here largely in New Orleans, I had NO problems finding places to open up that car and have some fun....taking note of the currently driving conditions at the time of course.

      And when leaving out, on the highways, I had no problem getting up to 100+ from time to time and stretching it out...and no, I wasn't passing people up THAT badly...as that most hwy traffic in this area stays about 85mph average.

      I guess if you live in LA, it sucks that you have such bad traffic...but it isn't that way by a longshot in most of the US.

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    62. Re: APorsche Self-Drive? by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      A performance car. One that could be driven to it's limits by a computer. Limits far beyond human capabilities. THAT is the self driving car I want.

      What? You would want a performance car, just to be a passenger in it? I guess it might be like a roller coaster or something, but I'd still rather drive it than ride in it.

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    63. Re: APorsche Self-Drive? by kwbauer · · Score: 0

      Oh, yeah. Hillary is barely getting by and will have to live on Food Stamps if she loses this election. F'ing moron.

    64. Re: APorsche Self-Drive? by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      and you completely miss the whole point of driving a performance car. Actually being able to drive it well is the point. Sitting in it while someone else drives it is the equivalent of standing close enough to Jordan Spieth as he tees off that you can hear the swish of his driver and the clink of it hitting the ball instead of actually learning to play golf and improving your own game.

    65. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, your forgetting that Porsche is one of the car manufacturers who has a well organized owners club. take a look into the PCA in north America, take a look at the race schedules for any of the individual regions. Porsche owners spend a lot of time at the track and have a dedicated one make series (GT3 Cup) that is used as a support series to quite a few national race series in north America.

      On top of that you too could own your very own Porsche for under 10k. please stop assuming things. you do not know all of the answers.

      yes there are posers who own Porsche's, but it does not mean that all Porsche owners are posers. that's correlation versus causation, and a horrible logical error. its like assuming that other high end brands are owned by posers because all you see is posers driving those cars. Are you everywhere these cars are driven? how often do you go to the track? do you volunteer in the SCCA, IMSA, or other motorsports governing body? maybe you should before you start being insulting to a whole group of people you have never met personally. We dont bite, although, some might try and give you a code brown moment (beware of people offering ride-alongs)

    66. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either he's politically biased, or he's the "appity-app-app apps!" guy

    67. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by sakielnorn · · Score: 1

      The new 911 Turbos do not offer manual transmission any more. You can only get the PDK (Porsche Dopplekuppling) dual-clutch gearbox as an option. I enjoy my manual-shifting 996, though it's no fun in stop-and-go.

    68. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by DogDude · · Score: 1

      Automatics are boring, regardless of efficiency.

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    69. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      I suspect that holds mostly true for 911and Boxster drivers, and for older models like the 944 and 924 (Once they put in the turbocharger on the latter.). Hell, one could even almost forgive a 911 driver for getting an automatic these days so they can get the DSG & launch control (Almost). But what about the Cayenne, Macan, and Panamera? Those three sure do give the impression that they were designed by Porsche specifically for douchebags who want to be seen driving a Porsche, but can't, or don't want to, actually drive a Porsche.

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    70. Re: APorsche Self-Drive? by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Any car is boring unless you take it near to its limits. (Except an MX-5, those are 100% unadulterated joy distilled into its purest form.) The thing with the GT-R is that its limits are so far beyond other cars' that it's hard to get there and harder to stay there. And the GT-R's limits are, in a not insignificant number of cases, actually beyond what the driver himself can handle. Recall, for example, Jermey Clarkson test-driving a GT-R and pulling so much lateral G-force that he threw his neck out of whack.

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    71. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by maz2331 · · Score: 1

      Most of the new production is actually leased for a couple of years to someone who wants a status symbol. The cars are then turned in, slightly refurbed, and sold at around a 30% - 50% discount to an enthusiast owner. Rather few people actually pay the sticker price for them.

    72. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the type of comment that only shows that you have never owned or even driven a Porsche...

    73. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by dave420 · · Score: 0

      Taking note of how you perceived the driving conditions to be, unaware that you are incapable of accurately assessing them, at the expense of the safety of others. There is no excuse for being a twat.

    74. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Taking note of how you perceived the driving conditions to be, unaware that you are incapable of accurately assessing them, at the expense of the safety of others. There is no excuse for being a twat.

      Lets see...roads clear...check.

      Weather conditions good...check

      Car has ability to travel at high speeds, brake better than normal cars, handle better than other cars....and I know how to drive it....check.

      What's your problem with this?

      The posted speed is often arbitrary....

      Or, are you just afraid of speed period?

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    75. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Ridiculously inflated? I've looked at buying myself a Porsche. It's a little more than my standard fare, but nowhere near the nuttery of Ferrari's barely-functional, glass-construction shit boxes. Not only does a Porsche only cost a few tens of thousands instead of a few hundreds of thousands, but you can hit potholes without incurring maintenance costs exceeding the MSRP of a brand new Porsche.

    76. Re: APorsche Self-Drive? by dasgoober · · Score: 1

      Driverless cars won't flop. All those drivers didn't buy Camry's, Carrola's, Altima's, Accords for the thrill of driving them..

    77. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner.

      Having the fastest shifts isn't the reason people like to drive stick. An elevator is a more efficient and faster way to get to the top of mountain but people still choose to climb one by hand.

    78. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I think if you love to drive, then you get the stick. But if you love to win, then you get the dual clutch... if it's available and allowed. Rowing gears is great fun, as long as you aren't required to do too much of it. I like a five speed and some torque, personally, but I wouldn't piss on a six speed for my car either.

      If I get enough money out of eventually selling my 300SD, perhaps I will put a 01E gearbox in my D2 A8. But that's a good three grand all told including a good clutch...

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    79. Re: APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Live in the UK, never driven an automatic, don't know anybody who owns one.

    80. Re: APorsche Self-Drive? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Live in the UK, never driven an automatic, don't know anybody who owns one.

      Automatic gearbox uptake is way up in Europe. More and more manufacturers are ditching the stick and going to CVT-only for mileage reasons. All the top-end cars have dual-clutch transmissions, which are manual only in concept. They are all automatically controlled, and all have an automatic mode. Or at least, so says the automotive press. Mostly I get this stuff from watching Autoline, but other shows factor in as well.

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    81. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by avandesande · · Score: 1

      And when this capability is common place (years or decades out) Porsche has the option to change their mind and install these modules into their cars. I think really the point is that Porsche neither desires or needs to spearhead the self driving car initiative.

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    82. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Would love to have a Panamera, since I can't jam my teenage kids in the back of a 911 :-)

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    83. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Again you prove yourself to be a total moron.

    84. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      When I bought mine I fully expected to meet a lot of jerks. But I was pleasantly surprised that most Porsche owners are simply people who love motorsports and genuinely love driving a proper driver's car.

      Try driving a Corvette around Porsche owners. I love cars and like many different types for different reasons. I enjoy working on them too. Unfortunately I don't have the time for it like I used to. But I can't get over the hate I get from Porsche owners when driving my Vette . They're both great cars for different reasons. A Vette is nowhere near as refined as a Porsche, but it has enough strong points too.

    85. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do you really want to sit their puttering at the speed of a golf cart manually

      YES

    86. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      Wow..where do you live where traffic is THAT bad?

      And when leaving out, on the highways, I had no problem getting up to 100+ from time to time and stretching it out.

      Yeah but my point was that I can do that on almost every street on my bike, and I don't have to slow down for traffic.

    87. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      The posted speed is often arbitrary....

      Or, are you just afraid of speed period?

      You can't win with these people. They've swallowed the dogma and no amount of logic will change their minds.

    88. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      If you want to see hate from Porsche owners, try driving a 924. Driving the first Porsche with a water-cooled engine, you'll get a lot of flak. Even more so if you have one of the automatics (another first with the 924). Most of it comes from the posers driving 911's. The guys driving the 356's are a lot more chill.

    89. Re:APorsche Self-Drive? by SNRatio · · Score: 1

      You are kidding right? If you buy a porsche you have decided to buy a drivers car over countless other more comfortable, more relaxed just as prestiges cars.

      Yeah, that's exactly what I think every time I see a Cayenne.

  2. Take care to leave your opinions out of the title! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just because many think self driving cars are a good idea, doesn't mean there are not valid reasons for not wanting to be a part of it.

  3. Fuck off with the Luddite comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's not being a luddite to enjoy driving a car. And guess what Porsche's pride themselves of being?

    (Hint : DRIVERS CARS)

    1. Re:Fuck off with the Luddite comment by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 2

      >> Hint: DRIVERS CARS

      Hmmm...that's a hard one. Is the answer "CARRIED SVRS" (servers)? "DRIER SCARVS" (scarves)? Please tell us!

    2. Re:Fuck off with the Luddite comment by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      You don't understand. If someone or a company does one single thing you don't agree with, they are morons and should be called every name in the book. How else will they learn?

    3. Re:Fuck off with the Luddite comment by MachineShedFred · · Score: 2
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    4. Re:Fuck off with the Luddite comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There seems to be an agenda, by certain people, to push self-driving cars whether people want it or not. Once the population of major cities exceeds a certain level, finding parking spots will become difficult. Then the government will ban owning self-driving cars or make them prohibitively expensive. Then everyone will have to rent shared cars that will track and spy the hell out of you.

    5. Re:Fuck off with the Luddite comment by ickleberry · · Score: 1

      I suppose because we are moving into a very touchy-feely, 'lets regulate everything' sanitised society where nobody is allowed to do anything that might impose any risk on a fellow human being or even themselves.

    6. Re: Fuck off with the Luddite comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. It really kind of is.

    7. Re:Fuck off with the Luddite comment by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      Ha! you don't know how to use the three sea shells!

  4. Re: Take care to leave your opinions out of the ti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Don't you know? All opposition to systems that remove self ownership is herecy!

  5. Numbers don't add up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    30000/year is 3.42/h, one panel typically 0.250 at peek. Even at 10% efficiency you only need about 12x12 panels. Far from the mentioned "7,776".

    1. Re:Numbers don't add up by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

      30000/year is 3.42/h, one panel typically 0.250 at peek. Even at 10% efficiency you only need about 12x12 panels. Far from the mentioned "7,776".

      So what you're saying is... they must construction additional pylons? :)

  6. Re:Take care to leave your opinions out of the tit by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

    Hear hear!

    Don't get me wrong, I'm all for self-driving cars. Personally, I want one. But I also enjoy my little roadster with the manual transmission. I'd love to get a Tesla Roadster (0-60 4 seconds solo in the carpool lane? W00t!). And I'd want a switch that would turn self-driving on and off.

    So when I'm going to work, yeah, I'd probably turn on self-drive and read a book. But if I was going out to visit my sister in Colorado? Yeah, there are some stretches of road that are fun to drive and I'd want to flip that switch.

  7. Self driving Porshe? Only an idiot would want that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How is it "Luddite" for a company to understand that there is no point in building something that their market would have zero interest in? A Porsche (or, unfortunately "Porch" according to all the idiotic citizens of the USA around me) is supposed to do one very important thing, and do that well; be a wonderful car to drive. i.e. A true "driver's car." And they are. And yes, for the record I do own, and do drive classic air-cooled rear-engine Porsche cars, in motorsports and on the street. 4-seasons. All weather. Because they are utterly brilliant when it comes to do what they were designed to do very well. Porsche wouldn't find any interest in a self-driving car any more than Ferrari or Lamborghini would. In fact, if anything, it would hurt their brand harm.

  8. Re:Self driving Porshe? Only an idiot would want t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or maybe just do their brand harm... If my keyboard had been made by Porsche, it would have given me tactile feedback that I had made an error!

  9. This just in.... by BenJeremy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Porsche's photovoltaic pylon discovered to be consuming megawatts of electricity from the grid when nobody is looking, and spewing large amounts of nitrous oxide into the atmosphere.

    1. Re: This just in.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're building a 2001-style monolith, spewing nitrous oxide is a good way to summon a crowd to gaze at it in stoned awe.

    2. Re:This just in.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The question is does a photo voltaic pylon consume megawatts of power when there is nobody watching? -- Daily Power Zen courtesy by AC

    3. Re:This just in.... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      and spewing large amounts of nitrous oxide into the atmosphere.

      sounds like a party! too bad it's assorted oxides of nitrogen, and not just nitrous oxide.

      What I like best about this [additional] pylon is that the Porsche Logo actually diminishes output... it casts a shadow on some of the panels

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  10. Units by Irate+Engineer · · Score: 3, Informative

    "capable of generating up to 30,000 kilowatt hours of electricity per year"

    This is an average power of 3.42 kW for those who hate people who twist units to create big, impressive sounding metrics.

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    1. Re:Units by Irate+Engineer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And 3.42 kW is 4.58 horsepower, so you won't be doing any meaningful car charging without a lot of these things.

      This sounds more like solar power just for the building. Somebody saw "Porsche solar" and "Porsche electric car" and assumed one must be connected to the other without checking the math.

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    2. Re:Units by hvdh · · Score: 1

      On the photo, you can see that a big Porsche company logo covers around 20% of the solar cell area. Did they account for that in this number?

    3. Re: Units by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much is that in eV/decade ?

    4. Re:Units by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks!! I was just spinning my brain up to work that out .... I had a hunch that the "per year" would make the real value small. Funny, this thing is news, and yet our national electricity supplies have multi-GW generators and we don't hear a lot about them - puts it in perspective.

    5. Re:Units by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Considering the crap weather you get in Berlin, that's actually quite a lot.

    6. Re:Units by BlackPignouf · · Score: 2

      Most people get a photovoltaic installation because it generates money, not because it delivers clean(-ish) decentralized electricity to the grid.
      And you get paid a given amount of c€ per kWh for this electricity.
      The average power output is interesting though, because it shows that it's not even enough to power 1% of a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S (521 PS = 383 kW).
      What a load of greenwashing bullshit.

    7. Re:Units by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      "capable of generating up to 30,000 kilowatt hours of electricity per year"

      This is an average power of 3.42 kW for those who hate people who twist units to create big, impressive sounding metrics.

      Or closer to 9kW per 8 hour day.

    8. Re:Units by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      And that average is completely meaningless considering that the power is produced and consumed during daylight and no power is either produced nor consumed during night.

      I rather have the production for a year than a your pointless average. It is safe to assume the building is not grid independent. It is safe to assume that at night at least some emergency lights, probably elevators and perhaps showroom lights are on. It is safe to assume that in winter only few hours of daylight contribute to the power consumption, it is also safe to assume that in summer the panels produce over a longer period than usual business hours: how is your average addressing this better than the total production per year, which obviously matches the consumption roughly?

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    9. Re:Units by dinfinity · · Score: 1

      That made everything worse.

    10. Re:Units by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      The average power output is interesting though, because it shows that it's not even enough to power 1% of a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S (521 PS = 383 kW).

      Pretty hard to power an gasoline powered car with electricity. So: what is your point?
      If you wan't to point out how insanely much power or fuel a car uses, you don't need to nit pick about solar panels ;D

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  11. You must construct additional pylons by spiritplumber · · Score: 4, Funny
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  12. It won't provide enough power by itself... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I'm trying to say is:

    YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

    In all seriousness though, this is pretty cool, when do the rest of the world get them?

    1. Re: It won't provide enough power by itself... by TheReaperD · · Score: 1

      I was waiting for that and I was going to post that if you didn't.

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  13. Wasted cells by pjhenley · · Score: 1

    So why did they put their giant shield in front of several of the solar cells? Seems a waste.

    1. Re:Wasted cells by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      Agreed. They totally need to take it off and give it to me.

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    2. Re:Wasted cells by Stoertebeker · · Score: 1

      And mounted them vertically! That reduces their output by ~ 50%

    3. Re:Wasted cells by toddestan · · Score: 1

      It doesn't generate a whole lot of electricity to begin with. My guess it's a mix of "so people think we're green" and "it looks cool" than something practical.

  14. They're STILL LUDDITES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Modern app appers know that ONLY apps can app apps, so anyone driving a Porsche is still a LUDDITE because they should be apping apps!

    Apps!

    1. Re:They're STILL LUDDITES! by NotInHere · · Score: 1

      Was looking forward to your post on this story. I've learned the word "luddite" thanks to you.

  15. luddite? ignorant much? by sittingnut · · Score: 4, Insightful

    how is choosing one technology over another 'luddite'?
    did they threaten to destroy self driving cars? if not, they are not luddites.
    another example of typical overpriced 'education' is usa, resulting in careless ignorant exaggerated use of words, from people, journalist and editors, whose job is to use words.

    1. Re:luddite? ignorant much? by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Haven't you heard? Failure to champion any and all new technologies as being cool and useful makes you a luddite these days.

      That or the poster is a childish ass who felt a random need to inject a stupid opinion in the title, and Timothy went along with it.

      Tough call.

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    2. Re:luddite? ignorant much? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's spectacularly ignorant anyway since Porsche's top-end car is a hybrid. Listening to anything Porsche says about whether they will bring out EVs is spectacularly retarded, and I use that particular word deliberately here. If you think that anything a corporate PR flack says is meaningful, your development was obviously indaequate.

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    3. Re:luddite? ignorant much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "childish ass" and "timothy" in the same sentence; now there's something you see every day.

    4. Re:luddite? ignorant much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me tell you what we've heard gstoddart. We've heard you're slashdot's resident mongoloid imbecile with delusions of grandeur, hahahaha!

  16. One isn't enough by JoshWurzel · · Score: 2

    You must construct additional pylons.

    1. Re: One isn't enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pylons adversely affect stealth. Internal weapons bays are the way to go.

  17. Luddite?? by markdavis · · Score: 1

    >"Porsche Builds Photovoltaic Pylon, Offsetting Luddite Position On Self-Drive "

    Luddite Position? Whose stupid-ass opinion is THAT and why it is in the title? Quite a few people have *NO* interest in self-driving cars, and that is especially true in the higher-end sports-cars markets. It wouldn't make any economic sense for Porsche to pursue a path that doesn't intersect with their goals and customer wishes.

    What next? A comment about how Kawasaki has a Luddite Position on not pursing research on self-driving motorcycles??

    How about Titleist having a Luddite Position on not pursing research on a self-playing robotic golf club? Or maybe Samsung not wanting to pursue a self-watching TV?

    1. Re:Luddite?? by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      I would have gone with the self driving golf club. Why miss out on a good pun when talking about English workers being destructive?

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    2. Re:Luddite?? by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Especially as the cross-section between people that want a self-driving car, and people who want a Porsche is so close to zero that the Theory of Limits applies.

      If people want to show off, they buy a Lambo. If they want a car that can drive quickly around a race track, they get a Porsche.

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    3. Re: Luddite?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know who has no interest in self driving cars?

      Luddites.

      People buy Porsches to drive them fast around a track. If that is your idea of excitement or entertainment, then you are a Luddite.

  18. They do, but it's stupid. by queazocotal · · Score: 2

    http://re.jrc.ec.europa.eu/pvg...
    Selecting Berlin, for a 2-axis tracking mount, a 1kW panel outputs on average over the year 1300kWh, or 15% or so of nominal expected power.
    This is questionably above 900kWh (11%) for a non-pointed much simpler static mount.
    However.
    7776 'solar cells' - these are not solar panels.
    The pictured thing looks very much like a simple fixed vertical panel.
    This would come out to 700kWh or so/kWp of panel.

    If we assume they talk of germany - 'up to 30000kWh/year' would mean you'd need 42kW of solar panel.
    This would be around 230m^2.
    Checking https://vimeo.com/154154924 - it gives dimensions of 25*5.5m. This is 137m^2.
    This sort of vertically oriented panel is relatively insensitive to position on the earth - as it gets worse as you go towards the equator.

    Ew. I think I see what they're doing.
    If you cover a vertical panel of 25*5m in solar panels, and point is south/north, then you get 17000 out of the south-pointing, and 4290 out of the south.
    This is (in Berlin) 21300.
    If however, we put this in the sunniest part of Spain, we get about 28000, which could hit 30000 with optimistic assumptions.

    It's a truly terrible design though from most aspects.
    If we take 50kWp of solar panels in this design, and simply lay them out flat pointed southish and inclined, we get not 21000 in Berlin, but 48000.

    Putting it in the sunniest part of spain gets you 78000.

    The numbers for this also work for '7776' solar cells. Conventional solar cells used in panels produce about 6W for the cream of the crop.

    1. Re:They do, but it's stupid. by SilverNerfer · · Score: 1

      Even if it did work at 100% eff 3.5 Kw is not going to power the lighting for their factory let alone the whole factory !

    2. Re:They do, but it's stupid. by queazocotal · · Score: 1

      It's not 3.5kW.
      It's during the day more like 9 average.
      In summer, lots more than that.
      If the factory shuts down during the night, then in summer, it is considerably better than 3.5kW. (but plastering those same solar panels onto the roof would work considerably better still)

    3. Re:They do, but it's stupid. by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1

      Ew. I think I see what they're doing.

      First, congrats on your analysis, which seems on point.
      But it gets worse :
      http://www.autohaus.de/sixcms/...
      http://motor-exclusive.de/news...
      http://unternehmen-heute.de/ne...
      http://auto-presse.de/newssys/...
      As you see on those pictures, the panels seem to be custom made with 3*18 big monocrystalline-cells.
      With 9 rows and 9 columns of panels, you get 3888 cells per facade, which means 7776 for both facades (so you were right for north and south facades).
      Notice something? The big fat Porsche logo has been stuck on the friggin tower, and covers about 28 out of the 81 modules.
      The modules that are behind not only do not produce anything, but, depending on the way the modules are connected to one another, they might also prevent other modules to properly work. This mismatch can lead to overheating and panel damage.
      Nice design, here!

    4. Re:They do, but it's stupid. by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      but plastering those same solar panels onto the roof would work considerably better still)

      But then no-one can see them, and as we know Porsche is more about form over function.

    5. Re:They do, but it's stupid. by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1

      I found the location :
      https://goo.gl/maps/xodNYSEfSo...

      The facades are actually west and east. They'll get about 715 kWh/m2.a of insolation.
      North and south facades would get about 655 kWh/m2.a
      Still, a southern roof with a 30 tilt would get 1230kWh/m2.a

      Considering that the 2 top rows won't produce much, if at all, the tower won't produce 30000kWh/year, even with 20% module efficiency and 90% performance ratio.

    6. Re:They do, but it's stupid. by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      Whether they installed 30, 50, or 60 Kw of capacity is really irrelevant. It generates such a minuscule amount of energy compared to what this company uses that it is nothing more than symbolic. Why this is news is beyond me.

    7. Re:They do, but it's stupid. by SilverNerfer · · Score: 1

      It's not 3.5kW. It's during the day more like 9 average. In summer, lots more than that. If the factory shuts down during the night, then in summer, it is considerably better than 3.5kW. (but plastering those same solar panels onto the roof would work considerably better still)

      30,000 KWh over a year (8760 Hrs) is an AVERAGE of 3.42 Kw. May be PEAK of 9Kw (We don't know, all we know is it 30MWh/yr).

  19. Re:Self driving Porshe? Only an idiot would want t by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    Cayenne.

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  20. Re:Self driving Porshe? Only an idiot would want t by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

    I'll see your Cayenne, and raise you a Panamera.

    My god, it's hideous. Who thought "Hey, you know, we don't have a real competitor to the Maserati Quattroporte, so let's stretch out a 911 and put 4 doors on it...

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  21. Vertical solar panels? by Jeremi · · Score: 1

    People are getting so distracted by the word "luddite" that they've neglected to ask the important question: to what extent does having all of the solar panels mounted vertically affect their efficiency?

    Granted, it looks cool, but I presume that most solar arrays are mounted horizontally (or at an angle determined by their location's latitude) so that they are as close to perpendicular as possible to the sun. Unless this installation is *really* far from the equator, it seems like they will be generating less electricity than they might have this way.

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    1. Re:Vertical solar panels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope one day I can put solar panel laminate on my windows, my windows are in the sun for most of the day, and it is an appartment, so I can't put them on my roof, as that would be in the living room of my neighbours. Also the solar panel laminate would remove a bit of light and heat from my house, currently I have 70% reflection laminate on my windows, which help quite a bit.

    2. Re:Vertical solar panels? by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      : to what extent does having all of the solar panels mounted vertically affect their efficiency?

      Granted, it looks cool,

      I think you've answered your own question.
      Porsche is clearly going for form over function.

  22. Re:Self driving Porshe? Only an idiot would want t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Porsche styling suffers deeply from "make it look like a 911" syndrome. Which is sad considering what has resulted when they let non-911 cars have their own character (Carrera GT, 944)

  23. for math-challenged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    30,000 kWh is enough for an average household (or three if you are really penny-pinching). So it will not "power Berlin-Adlershof Porsche center" - most likely, it will power its lobby and reception desk (unless it's winter, or rains, or...)

  24. Retarded mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Label the first post redundant.

  25. Luddite? by Trogre · · Score: 1

    That's a rather bold description over such a stupid issue. Do you think that ship builders who aren't starting to build their hulls out of titanium screen doors are also luddites?

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    1. Re:Luddite? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but 'climate deniers' and 'climate change' bullshit are Climatedot's favourite words! So calling anybody who doesn't believe in their insane religion (catastrophic man-made global warming) a 'luddite' is par for the course...

  26. Porsche != 'Luddite' by kheldan · · Score: 1

    If you actually think that Porsches' position on so-called 'self-driving' cars is a Luddite attitude, then you don't at all get what Porsche is all about in the first place. It's a driver's car, not just transportation. If you don't understand that, then you've either never driven one, or, like someone with no sense of taste being handed a glass of truly fine wine or well-aged single-malt whiskey, you just aren't capable of 'getting it'. For some people an automobile is just transportation; enjoy your Fords, or Chevys, or Toyotas, or Hondas, or whatever other pedestrian brand of car you care to name; Porsche is not for you, never was, never will be. Neither for that matter are BWM, or Audi, or to a certain extent, Mercedes. Likewise you'd never own a Ferarri or a Lamborghini, even if someone gave it to you as a gift. You'd probably sell it and buy an SUV.

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    1. Re:Porsche != 'Luddite' by Ambassador+Kosh · · Score: 2

      I agree with what you said pretty much.

      I don't like driving at all and if someone gave me a Porsche, Ferrari, Lamborghini etc I would sell it and if I could get a self driving car I would otherwise I would just save the money for now. I look at cars as a way to get from point A to point B and I don't want to be bothered in any way by them.

      What I want is a safe self-driving electric car that can take itself to the repair shop or call for help when needed and arrange a replacement so I can worry about other things.

      The only problem is that insurance is based on risk pools. This means that as people switch to self driving cars the risk pool for cars that people drive shrinks and by definition they are the most unsafe drivers compared to the autodrive cars. This will mean insurance will go up and move people will stop driving their cars for money reasons and the insurance will keep going up.

      Eventually very few people will be able to drive their own cars no matter what their views on on it since they won't be able to afford the insurance. Not sure if I really like that endpoint very much but it would end up with a much safer world and much faster transport.

      Maybe there should be more tracks and designated areas for people to drive for themselves or something.

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    2. Re: Porsche != 'Luddite' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure but (Porsche owner) == 'Luddite'

    3. Re:Porsche != 'Luddite' by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If you actually think that Porsches' position on so-called 'self-driving' cars is a Luddite attitude, then you don't at all get what Porsche is all about in the first place. It's a driver's car, not just transportation.

      If all Porsches were "driver's cars" then they wouldn't offer them with all the fruity amenities. There would be no interior option beyond alcantara (it's easier to clean than real leather and it's grippy so you don't slide around on it) and you could have it with or without air con, and that's it. The truth is that Porsche makes relatively light little runabouts and they also make massive land barge SUVs. To suggest that they won't make those SUVs self-driving is ridiculous. To believe the suggestion is even more ridiculous.

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    4. Re:Porsche != 'Luddite' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All your opinions are rediculous, therefore the opposite of everything you say must be true. Also your penis is small and women laugh at you for it.

    5. Re:Porsche != 'Luddite' by Kjella · · Score: 1

      The only problem is that insurance is based on risk pools. This means that as people switch to self driving cars the risk pool for cars that people drive shrinks and by definition they are the most unsafe drivers compared to the autodrive cars. This will mean insurance will go up and move people will stop driving their cars for money reasons and the insurance will keep going up.

      No, insurance goes up as risk goes up. Unless driving a car becomes much riskier due to the interaction with self-driving cars or there's a selection bias where the above average safe drivers switch to self-driving and the below average stay the cost should remain constant. There would be a cheaper alternative and many people would surely prefer it but it's not like a wooden house in the countryside becomes more or less flammable because they build concrete condos in the city. Personally I suspect it would be the opposite, the people who know they probably ought not be driving but need a practical way to get from A to B go self-driving and the people who drive are those who want to, when they want to. And you're driving in a world where most cars actually follow the rules and behave nicely, I believe accident rates will go down on both sides. Whether competition works and the rates come down is another matter.

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  27. 30.000 kWh per year... wow: 2 solar roofs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it really news that matter?
    In Italy you produce that amount of energy with two 6kWp solar roofs.

    Of course we don't get the Porsche Logo on top. That's definitely a minus.

  28. Need Warp Gate by Chaset · · Score: 1

    New Porche cars must be warped in next to this pylon, right?

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  29. 'self-driving' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Calling 'self-drivers' luddites is just an ad-hominem attack. The people who do this just want us all to give up more and more control in our lives for what? More precious time with their fucking cell phones?

    Some people's priorities.....

  30. Luddite Lamborghini Lusso Low-rider Long Beach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Porsche ... Luddite Position On Self-Drive

    Hey cretins, Porsche builds sports cars (or at least supposed to build sports cars ... wink, wink, Cayenne...) Anyhow, a self-driving sports car is like a male-bot who bangs Rachel Weiss in your stead. Next time one will suggest Ferrari build draisine rail cars?

  31. yes, or simply try to imagine what sort of damage by rewindustry · · Score: 1

    an AI in charge of one of them squashed beetles could cause..

    they're bad enough when driven by a human.

    or, as i prefer to call you, metal beetle people - car drivers are an abortion of history, they're not "human" in the real sense of the word.

  32. Re:yes, or simply try to imagine what sort of dama by johanw · · Score: 1

    The Beetle is made bij VW, not Porsche (although they belong to the same concern).

  33. Seems like a 25-30kW (nominal) system by Ecuador · · Score: 1

    Average power doesn't make much sense for a solar system - they work during the day in a sort of parabolic curve (for a cool graph see the last image here where a partial solar eclipse "eats away" part of that curve). The PV system that produced the graph in that image I linked to, is at my vacation home in Greece and at 10kW nominal power it produces about 15MWh per year, or half the amount of this Porche pylon (which does not look like the Monolith to me). Given that Berlin is not as sunny as Greece, it would mean this pylon is more than twice my 10kW installation, I guess at least 25-30kW nominal would be needed to generate 30MWh per year.

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  34. Standard units, please! by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    up to 30,000 kilowatt hours of electricity per year.

    Enough of this science jibber-jabber. What's that in homes?

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  35. Impossible. Company that owns porsche never cheats by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

    Impossible. The company that owns porsche never cheats like this.

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  36. 3422 Watts per hour? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That doesn't seem much. Perhaps they're trying to tell people: "Look, solar isn't good for anything, keep driving your gas guzzler!" -- Looks like they're using low-yield solar cells.

    1. Re:3422 Watts per hour? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "low-yield solar cells"

      Its more than a little likely that this is just PR/Green-washing. But on the other hand use of low yield cells, if they are nearly as cheap as standard metal/plastic facing for this kind of sign, would make a significant dent if done company wide. I remember seeing something a while back about a retail store (Walmart I believe) playing around with the idea of putting mini wind turbines on all of their parking lot lamp poles. Sure if you did it for only a few flagship stores its not going to make any real difference but do it chain wide and you're talking about A LOT of electricity. While big installs are definitely nice we need to look at low level installs (wind turbine lamp posts, solar car roofs, etc) as well to at least start us down the road to better energy sources.

  37. Neighbours might object. by Catmeat · · Score: 1

    You a certainly reducing the land footprint if you build a solar installation as a single tall tower, instead of an array of smaller panels covering a field.

    However the pylon is going to create a large shadow. If a company minimizes land costs by buying a small plot of land and building a tall photovoltaic tower on it, then they are capturing sunlight that would otherwise fall on their neighbours' land. If the neighbours needed the sunlight for growing crops or for their own solar power installation, then they might even view this as "theft" of "their" sunlight.

  38. Good for a single standard 220V 16A plug 24/7 by fgrieu · · Score: 1

    The monolith is said to be "capable of generating up to 30,000 kilowatt hours of electricity per year". Let's ignore the "up to" part of that; with 8766h/year, that's 3.5kW, a little less than available from a single European 220V 16A plug.

    1. Re:Good for a single standard 220V 16A plug 24/7 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, are we just reprinting Porche press releases now? This is a very minor installation, but it's somehow important because it's Porsche ? My (local-council run) gym has had a larger installation on its roof for years now - where's the Slashdot story for that ?

      "...288 solar panels were installed on the Leisure Centre roof which generate over 62,000 kWh per year..."

      https://www.eastleigh.gov.uk/energy-climate-change/sustainable-council/fleming-park.aspx

  39. Re:yes, or simply try to imagine what sort of dama by Sique · · Score: 1

    The Volkswagen Beetle is an original design of Ferdinand Porsche. Yes, that guy Dr. Ing. h.c. F. Porsche, whose engineering company was called Dr. Ing. h.c. F. Porsche G.m.b.H., and which later turned into the Dr. Ing. h.c. F. Porsche Aktiengesellschaft or Porsche AG for short. The Porsche AG at first was building performance versions of the VW Beetle with newly shaped car bodies and improved engines, which were called Projekt 356 or Porsche 356.

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  40. 30,000 KWh per year? by John+Allsup · · Score: 2

    Doing the maths, that works out at a continuous average of 3.4KW, which is slightly more than a single 13A socket in the UK. If we multiply by 3 (an overcompensation) assuming that those 30,000 KWh are collected during 8 hours of each day, that is still only enough to simultaneously run 3 kettles.

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    1. Re:30,000 KWh per year? by Blaskowicz · · Score: 4, Funny

      When you plug a fourth kettle in, an ominous voice descends and tells you : YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

  41. Self drive vs driving yourself by sjbe · · Score: 1

    If you stick self drive in a porsche you have pretty much lost 99% of its bragging rights.

    Umm, you are aware that having self drive in a car and actually driving it yourself are not mutually exclusive options, right? You can put self drive technology on a car intended to be primarily driven by a human.

  42. Customers don't know what they want by sjbe · · Score: 1

    It wouldn't make any economic sense for Porsche to pursue a path that doesn't intersect with their goals and customer wishes.

    Just remember Henry Ford saying. "If I asked my customers what they wanted they would have said a faster horse". You can't ignore your customers but customers are in many cases demonstrably poor at figuring out what they really want particularly when we are talking about new technology. Porsche customers might say they want a driver's car but NOBODY really knows what self driving tech will bring to the party so in truth they really don't know if they want it or not. It might be that some of the tech will hugely appeal to people who want to drive their car but do it better and safer. Nothing wrong with driving the car but having a computer to help keep you safe and alive.

  43. Self driving tech doesn't mean you can't drive by sjbe · · Score: 1

    If you actually think that Porsches' position on so-called 'self-driving' cars is a Luddite attitude, then you don't at all get what Porsche is all about in the first place. It's a driver's car, not just transportation.

    Being a driver's car doesn't mean self driving tech would be useless. So instead of actually steering the car you have the self driving tech as a sort of careful watcher to help insure the driver doesn't crash the car. Think of it like stability control or traction control or ABS on steroids. Hell, Porsche developed a rear drive sports car which is a ridiculous thing to do and they put all kinds of electronic driving aids to keep the car pointed in the right direction. What would be bad about self driving tech that helps you avoid crashes when you are driving said ridiculous rear engine car faster than is objectively prudent?

    1. Re:Self driving tech doesn't mean you can't drive by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      ell, Porsche developed a rear drive sports car which is a ridiculous thing to do

      What? Who told you that? Rear wheel drive is still best for sports cars. AWD is awesome, I love it, my latest ride is an Audi with old-school Quattro, meaning it has a Torsen center diff and open diffs front and rear with EBD for low speed anti-slip. But nothing beats a well set-up RWD car for tossability. I've owned a 240SX and an Impreza, and flogged them both hard over the twistiest canyon roads available, you know the kind that just look more and more squiggly as you zoom in? The two cars weighed the same, but the Impreza had a problem the Nissan didn't; if you let go of the gas, the car would drift towards the outside, because AWD vehicles understeer off power. Making quick weight transitions is thus faster in RWD vehicles. In addition, you split the jobs up between the wheels; the front wheels can handle just the steering grip while the rears are doing the acceleration. That means there's more grip available for steering, plain and simple. Since acceleration and steering happen on completely different vectors, this makes a substantial difference in traction — even the shape of the contact patch is different.

      On the other hand, what does NOT make sense is a rear-engined sports car. It's taken them some 30 years to make a car that will outhandle the competition even though the engine is in the wrong place. They're STILL castrating the mid-engine cars (slightly) to keep them inferior to the 911, because the truth is that mid-engine is superior and they have the proof in-house.

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    2. Re:Self driving tech doesn't mean you can't drive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would be bad about self driving tech that helps you avoid crashes when you are driving said ridiculous rear engine car faster than is objectively prudent?

      Maybe it would be rediculous for you, who probably can't even parallel park without fucking it up, let alone drive for performance. People like you are the reason there will be such a thing as so-called 'self-driving' cars, because you do not posess the skill to be called a 'competent driver', you're a danger to yourself and everyone around you, and wouldn't know what to do with a high-performance vehicle if someone gave you one for free. As such you should have no opinion on the matter, because you don't even understand what it is being discussed, aren't even capable of understanding it.

  44. Strongly Resembling the monolith from 2001...Not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not 1x4x9. Not black. Not cubic. Not a monolith. Not full of stars. Fail.

  45. Up to 30,000 kWh by jenningsthecat · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...capable of generating up to 30,000 kilowatt hours of electricity per year.

    Gee - is that in everyday use, or only when it knows it's hooked up to a test station in a garage?

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  46. Self driving tech is useful beyond taxi service by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Why would any poor benighted fool pay money for a Porsche that didn't need to be driven?

    Self driving technology is orthogonal to whether or not the car has controls for a humans to use. You can have a car that is primarily driven by a human with self driving tech available OR you can have a car that is primarily self driven with controls for human override OR you can have a vehicle without human controls at all. For a Porsche I would see the first option being used. The car is primarily human driven but self driving tech is there to keep the human out of trouble and (someday) to be available for taking over the controls if desired. If you're driving your car 300 miles on the highway in traffic are you REALLY getting a lot of driving enjoyment? Self driving options would be nice to have at that point. Or sometimes people driving fast cars drive them faster than is objectively prudent and self driving tech could help keep them from wrapping the car around a phone pole. Some people who buy Porsches and drive them fast aren't as good of drivers as they believe they are. The 911 has a well deserved reputation for punishing drivers who don't really know what they are doing.

    So yeah, if Porsche isn't looking into this stuff then they are being Luddites. The utility of self driving tech goes well beyond turning cars into taxis without human drivers.

  47. Re: A Porsche Self-Drive? by kenh · · Score: 2

    Considering normal people can't afford a car these days, owning one of those things is just gluttony.

    With over a quarter billion automobiles registered in the US, I find your initial assertion to be wildly incorrect.

    If cars were so unaffordable, please explain how 'normal people' are getting to work, going shopping, etc. without an 'unaffordable' automobile? Are they taking public transportation? Walking? Working from home?

    Wait, are you trying to lay the groundwork that car ownership is a right, and should be subsidized, just like healthcare?

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  48. A GT-R boring? Riiiiiight... by sjbe · · Score: 2

    Nissan GT-R already does that. It is boring on the track.

    If you believe that they you are either an incredibly jaded Formula 1 driver or you have never actually driven one on a track.

  49. Cup holders by sjbe · · Score: 1

    That is why for a VERY long time there were no cup holders in the car. You shouldn't be drinking your coffee - you should be *driving*.

    That wasn't a Porsche thing. That was a German thing. I owned several VWs which were decidedly NOT "drivers cars" which didn't have cup holders either. Hell I owned an '85 Sirocco which was sporty but utterly lacked cup holders.

    And in my opinion it's MY freakin' car and if I want to drive it and drink coffee then Porsche can take their opinion and shove it.

    1. Re:Cup holders by occasional_dabbler · · Score: 1
      It was more likely a European thing. When we started exporting cars to you, we had no idea that your coffee was so bad that you would chug it down whilst driving rather than enjoying it properly in a street café with a beautiful $PARTNER.

      Sadly, you started exporting the same coffee back to us and now they put cup holders in our cars too. :-D

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  50. Typo - meant rear engine not rear drive by sjbe · · Score: 1

    What? Who told you that?

    I meant rear engine not rear drive. Typo.

    Rear wheel drive is still best for sports cars.

    Rear drive is great. Rear engine is mostly stupid outside of drag racing.

  51. Luddite position? by truck_soccer · · Score: 1

    They build high performance cars that just so happen to be street legal, who the fuck wants a self driving race car? Does that not defeat the entire purpose of owning a high performance machine? The one point that makes auto racing a sport is the skill of the driver. If you remove the driver, you remove the sport.

  52. PINO by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    Some of Porche's current offerings I could see getting the self drive treatment. Like the Panamera and whatever the heck they call their SUV/XUV/whatever they are called this week. I could see people who want the Porsche label for name only, but want a sedan or minivan totally picking the self drive option. They could rebadge these models as the Porsche PINO edition and all the hipsters would fall over themselves to get one. At least until they find out it means Porsche In Name Only.

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    1. Re:PINO by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Maybe the Cayanne but not the Panamera... lots of us like sports cars but have kids etc. If I could afford a Panamera I certainly would not want it to be self driving!

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  53. Not really impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless I'm missing something 30,000 kwh per year is only about enough to power 3 homes (average usage of 11,000 kwh per year). And in relation to electric cars it's even less impressive, you would need two to three of these pylons and a year to charge a single Tesla Model S battery.

  54. Marketing flimflam by Phanatic1a · · Score: 1

    "The construction, lonely in its current position and strongly resembling the monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey, comprises 7,776 solar cells and is capable of generating up to 30,000 kilowatt hours of electricity per year. From 2017 it will power the elite car manufacturer's new Berlin-Adlershof Porsche center."

    The hell it will. It'd be a stretch to say it will power the hand driers in one of the executive washrooms at the new Berlin-Adlershof Porsche center.

    30,000 kilowatt hours is about 108 gigajoules. 108 gigajoules over a period of 3.154E7 seconds is an average power of 3.4 kilowatts, or about 4.5 horsepower.

    This is pure marketing puffery.

  55. Re:Self driving Porshe? Only an idiot would want t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suggest you visit a Porsche (it is with a 'c') dealer and see one in real life. The Panamera might be a bit of an 'acquired taste' but it is certainly not hideous. And for being a stretched 911 ? ehm, the 911 has the motor in the back, then Panamera has ample boot space in the back and not a motor.. Furthermore it is an absolute joy to drive: supercar performance and handling in a luxury car..

  56. Re: A Porsche Self-Drive? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

    With over a quarter billion automobiles registered in the US, I find your initial assertion to be wildly incorrect.

    95% of the people don't live in the US, and Americans are not "normal". Most people can't afford a car.

  57. Boats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there a way to gather energy from small boats in the sea, using the wind, sails and a nice IA to make them come and go charging batteries?

  58. Re: A Porsche Self-Drive? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    This is a silly fallacy. It's a statistical manipulation to hide information by mashing disparate groups together, like saying half the world's population has ovaries.

    The most egregious one I've seen was someone trying to explain technology didn't cut down the amount of time we spend collecting food because some 20% of the earth's population are farmers. In developed countries where agriculture uses advanced farm management techniques and powered machinery, we expend under 2% of our labor time producing food, including the cost of all that machinery and the fuel for it; low-development countries with subsistence farming tend to expend 18% or more. Taken as a whole, the statistic of how many farmers are working to feed 100% of the earth's population drastically weakens my argument; examined as developed vs developing, we see the countries using developed technology expend *much* less labor per unit food, which firmly supports my argument.

    Your argument paints the world as one socio-economic unit. It's the kind of argument people use for pulling away from China, citing low pay and poor working conditions, while ignoring the low cost-of-living and the bare fact that a loss of jobs means more starving, homeless Chinese people. Treating Burkina Faso as if it's America with some people's rights getting infringed is a grand delusion.

  59. Calling them luddites is a bit far by a4r6 · · Score: 1

    They are a pioneer in bringing hybrid powertrains including high energy flyweel systems to sport cars.

    Hardly luddite.

    I myself have some strong objections and concerns with a driverless car transportation system:

    1) coexistence with regular cars will be hard

    2) ceding control of a car to an outside authority means they are a huge attack target in the security sense. We should have 0 tolerance for improper access to a system that could create pileups on demand, drive people (like, say, 'enemies' of the state) into walls and so on. I'd rather not have my car operate under any external authority.

    3) privacy is totally out the window

  60. Tokamaks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IANAPhD but tokamaks... don't think they'll ever be more than expensive toys for grad students to grind their theses out on. Q is too feeble and they're stuck with D-T for fuel... lots of neutrons that turn the whole thing into crumbly, radioactive junk.

  61. Pylon - probes the one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And with it the Aiur will be reborn.

  62. wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, they built a big solar panel! What's next, a big windmill?

  63. European coffee by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Sadly, you started exporting the same coffee back to us and now they put cup holders in our cars too. Sadly, you started exporting the same coffee back to us and now they put cup holders in our cars too.

    So you're really saying that your coffee actually sucked worse than ours and that you couldn't get a date. Got it.