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  1. Re:"Uses an X86 Processor" on Sony Announces the PS4 · · Score: 1

    I second that. PC's definitely need an established standard for video card performance. They always cite some specific video card in the requirements and there is no way to tell if any other given video card matches them (since Nvidea and ATI numbering standards are so arbitrary). It's one of the many reasons I left PC gaming behind years ago. Console gaming means never having to worry about requirements, or settings, or upgrades.

  2. Re:"Uses an X86 Processor" on Sony Announces the PS4 · · Score: 1

    Every console looks grossly outdated in 6 years. That's why they make new generations of them.

  3. Re:Emulate on Full Review of the Color TI-84 Plus · · Score: 1

    Graphing calculators are typically banned anyway.

    There was a time when this was true. Now most high school and college level classes actually require them (in the U.S. anyway). And before you start bad-mouthing the current generation for how easy they have it, keep in mind that the courses have gotten appropriately harder too. You wouldn't believe how much complex graphing now goes on in even a basic algebra class compared to back in the day, when everything was still done by hand.

  4. Re:I just want to be able to microwave fishsticks on Book Review: To Save Everything, Click Here · · Score: 2

    I don't have a boat to go catch them fresh.

  5. I just want to be able to microwave fishsticks on Book Review: To Save Everything, Click Here · · Score: 1, Troll

    Hopefully the kitchen of the future will have a feature that kitchens in here in 2013 still don't seem to have: the ability to microwave fishsticks. I can microwave chicken strips. I can microwave hamburgers. I can even microwave lasagna. But in 2013, I still have to use my conventional oven to turn a frozen fishstick or breaded fish patty into a meal.

    Screw being a great chef, I just want a damned fishstick I can microwave!!!

  6. Re:Keep the code, separate the UIs on Ubuntu Tablets: Less Jarring Than Windows 8? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Separating UI from logic is a design paradigm that is well over 10 years old.

    Yeah, but in practice has anyone ever been able to get it to work across radically different platforms? I mean, you're talking about moving on the fly from the ARM architecture with low memory, weak video drivers, etc. of a tablet to a full-on desktop system--just by changing the UI? Sounds like a great idea, but implementing it would be a fucking nightmare. It's hard enough as it is just trying to support all the possible desktop configurations.

  7. "The Rights Alliance" on Swedish Pirate Party Threatened for Hosting the Pirate Bay · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..or, as they're more commonly known: NINJAS!

  8. Re:So... on Google Looking for "Creative Individuals" For Glass Developer Program · · Score: 3, Funny

    Douchebag+

  9. Re:That's Impossible! on Apple Hit By Hackers Who Targeted Facebook · · Score: 1

    If the App Store became a requirement, then they would be forced to stop.

    They would also be forced to give Apple a 30% cut of their sales and let Apple and Apple only decide if their software was "appropriate" for your computer.

  10. Creative individuals...who will also work cheap on Google Looking for "Creative Individuals" For Glass Developer Program · · Score: 1, Troll

    Only the hippest H1-B visa candidates need apply.

  11. Get in line on Does the Higgs Boson Reveal Our Universe's Doomsday? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Jesus rapturing us up, meteors wiping us out, the sun expanding into a red giant, the heat death of the universe--take your goddamn pick.

  12. Re:That's Impossible! on Apple Hit By Hackers Who Targeted Facebook · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let's be honest here. Apple doesn't dislike Flash and Java because of security. They dislike them because people can use them to play games and use apps without Apple getting their 30% cut.

  13. Hackers reported that the malware "just worked." on Apple Hit By Hackers Who Targeted Facebook · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thank you folks, I'll be here all week.

  14. Re:Facebook users would be farmers by now on Senior Game Designer Talks About Game Violence, Real Violence, and Lead (Video) · · Score: 1

    My father was a lead farmer, you insensitive clod!

  15. Re:Oh, you're going to get an F on that one for su on Duke Nukem 3D Code Review · · Score: 1

    I actually miss goto and I'll admit it. It doesn't NECESSARILY produce spaghetti code, people! [ducking for cover]

  16. Re:oh canonical on Ubuntu For Tablets Announced · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Canonical is no longer a linux company, it's a company that uses linux.

    Being that Linux can never really be "owned" by any one company, isn't that a given?

  17. Oh, you're going to get an F on that one for sure! on Duke Nukem 3D Code Review · · Score: 4, Informative

    Most methods have "void" parameters and return "void". Everything goes via global variables.
    Methods naming does not use camelCase or NAMESPACE prefix.

    Somewhere, my CS professor just had a simultaneous heart attack/stroke.

  18. Re:The End Is Near for Console Gaming on The End Is Near for GameStop · · Score: 1

    So your argument is that console gaming must be in decline because you've become a PC snob now? Or could it possibly be that console gaming is in decline because the current generation of consoles is over 7-years old, way past the traditional 5-year console lifecycle, and showing its age?

    I guess we'll find out next year as the new generation of consoles comes in.

  19. Re:all hell will break loose on The End Is Near for GameStop · · Score: 1

    Did all hell break loose when the developers killed the used PC game market?

  20. No kidding on Security Firm Mandiant Says China's Army Runs Hacking Group APT1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I would be surprised to learn of any major military power today that DOESN'T have a cyberwarfare division (and god knows how many government contractors doing it on the sly). This only exposes something publicly that every security researcher has known for over a decade.

  21. Re:Gamers are not idiots ... on The End Is Near for GameStop · · Score: 1

    I used to have a roommate like that. He would bitch and moan about how this and that studio was screwing over this and that franchise. He would write countless angry blog posts and letters to the company complaining. But come the release of the next iteration of said franchise, he was always first in line to buy it.

    And people wonder why companies don't give two shits about fanboys bitching on the internet.

  22. Re:I'll take a shot... on Alcoholism Vaccine Makes Alcohol Intolerable To Drinkers · · Score: 4, Informative

    As someone who used to have hangovers quite frequently in his younger days, I can assure you that they're more than dehydration. I drank plenty of water and fluids (both before and fact the fact) and still felt like ass the next day.

  23. Re:Doubtful on Alcoholism Vaccine Makes Alcohol Intolerable To Drinkers · · Score: 2

    Does anyone really drink alcohol for the taste? Take the effect away and most drinks are a lot like drinking piss with a mediciney aftertaste.

  24. In other news... on Alcoholism Vaccine Makes Alcohol Intolerable To Drinkers · · Score: 1, Troll

    Stocks in Irish, Scottish, and Russian companies unexpectedly soar.

  25. Nope on Han Solo To Reportedly Return For Star Wars VII · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's it, I'm out.

    Do not want to see an aging Han Solo sitting in a bar bragging about his glory days and complaining about his jedi bitch ex-wife.