I too, am "dreaming of cyberville", a Virtual Community. My Virtual Community would be exactly like the current, real community, but with one important difference: JonKatz would not be allowed in. My Virtual Community would be surrounded with an indestructable sound-proof fence which would save our tender ears the horror of listening to yet another poorly-written, overdramatic rant by a wannabe geek with a trenchcoat fetish. My Virtual Community would have a team of elite ninja which would patrol the grounds on the lookout for Katz, and kick him in the balls if found. Squarely in the balls. My Virtual Community would be free of the pain and destruction which tempt Katz's mind, and the tender yound boys which tempt Katz's body. The residents of my community would discriminate against no man for his race, color, or creed. These residents would only shun a man if he could be conclusively proven to be none other than JonKatz, the harbinger of doom and Satan's own personal mascot.
In the spirit of Conan O'Brian's "In the year 2000" sketch:
In the year 2020...
Intel will produce a stable 1.4GHz CPU. AMD, long the market leader, will buy it from them out of pity. In a surprise twist, Cyrix outlasts Intel through the sales of their Via chipsets for AMD mainboards.
Netscape 7 will be released. It is expected to dutifully follow Andreson's Law ("The lifespan of Netscape browsers will double with each successive release.") and isn't suspected to reach EOL until the end of the millenium.
Alan Cox will awaken from a five-year alcohol induced blackout to discover he has become Chief Scientist at Sybase. He promptly vomits on Tesla.
The average desktop PC will have more power in its GPU than its CPU.
John Carmack will enter an "experimental" stage, leaving id to create a new software company which shuns such outmoded concepts as "gameplay" in favor of sheer graphical excellence. Music fans will recognize that "experimental" is a buzzword meaning "poor sales". Carmack's new company will produce a series of mildly successful screensavers.
Steve Jobs will have fulfilled his childhood dream of becoming a pirate.
Apple will release a 700MHz G4, which because of its amazing Altivec graphics subsystem, "remains competitive" with the 20GHz Athlon Firebird.
The US Trade Commission approves the merger of Microsoft Applications Development Ltd. and Microsoft Systems Incorporated, reuniting the innovative software juggernaut tragically split by the Department of Evil^H^H^H^H"Justice" in 2002.
According to this post, I will be a child-eating cyborg robot.
Online messageboards will experience a Goatse.cx renaissance.
I assume you were trying to enter something like this:
#include <whatever>
Even in "POT" mode, Slashdot converts arrow-brackets to HTML tags. Either use "extrans" mode, or use the HTML ASCII escape codes "<" (less-than) and ">" (greater-than) for maximum convenience.
Exactly -- if more of them were paying attention, more of them would have voted for Bush. I don't like Bush, and I think he's dumb as a post. I'm pro-choice, and most people would call me an anarchist -- which is usually identifed by Americans as a "liberal" philosophy. (That's because Americans are dumb. The confuse liberalism-conservatism/left-right, and also don't understand that in some countries, their right is America's left and vice versa)
However, Gore was an unabashed establishment Socialist, and the Democratic party just disgusts me. I'd rather some have Jesus-fucking Southener in office than Gore, that's for sure. Just listening to the "average person's" ignorance over US politics in these past few months has convinced me that the US is completely fucked. It has also convinced me that the "US liberal media conspiracy" -- an idea I found laughable six months ago -- actually exists. God, I hate this country.
Media only defines culture for those who base their life on media. I don't watch TV or read "mainstream" newpapers; therefore, those elements of the media don't have any control over me.
The idea of media defining culture is ridiculous. Such an idea could only come from the US (yes I live there), a land whose original cultures were wiped out by a psuedo-European copy-off which has, in the last fifty years, degenerated into a cesspool of psychologically programmed selfishness and mass-consumption. The US is a cultural vacuum. What you perceive as culture is actually advertising. You're a victim. Get used to it.
Yes, I'm bitter.
Finally, the fact that you refer to Katz as a "journalist" proves you're an idiot. As much as I hate most "journalists", I don't have enough negative feelings toward them to put them in the same group as fucking Katz, for God's sake. I wish Katz would get a real job and spare us such garbage. No, I'm not going to block him in my preferences -- that would be admitting defeat. Katz's employment here is YASTSID (yet another sign that Slashdot is dead).
Well, everyone has already given his two cents on addictive games, so I suppose I ought to as well.
I tend to go in "spurts" with games. I'll start playing one, play it nonstop (as in work/sleep/game, over and over) until I burn out, take a break for a few months, then come back and do a different game. The end result is that I end up playing only two or threes title per year at most, but when I play, I get totally into it.
The game that I keep coming back and getting addicted to over and over again is Half-Life. The single-player game is fun to replay, but it's the multiplayer that really gets me. It must be the combination of the weapons, balance, and excellent level design... no other FPS affects me so much. I can spend hours alone in Gasworks.
You would naturally assume that Half-Life's extensive mod community has something to do with this replay value, but in my case, it doesn't. For instance, I never even played Team Fortress until this past summer! That's right, I spent half a dozen addiction periods just playing a handful of deathmatch levels -- mostly Gasworks, Doublecross, Crossfire, Boot Camp. God, just thinking about Gasworks makes me want to reinstall the game (recently did an hardware upgrade and haven't restored everything yet), get some coffee and a few cans of Coke, forget about the ultra-urgent development project at work which is due the day after Xmas, and just waste the night playing Half-Life.
Naturally, once I started playing Team Fortress Classic, it bit me just as badly. I'd always enjoyed teamplay deathmatch in Half-Life, but Team Fortress just 0wNz me. I can't wait until TF2 comes out, if it ever does...
I still haven't tried Counterstrike. Maybe when things cool off at work I'll consider it.
My list of most recent new and revisted addictions include: Quake, Quake II, Q3A, Diablo, Diablo II, UT, SoF, SimCity 2000, Nethack, FFVII, FFVIII, Gran Turismo, the first Zelda64, and the pinball game that comes with NT5.
I've never played EverQuest. I thought it sounded cool, but after years of playing FPSs online for free, the thought of paying for the monthly service turned me off. Now, after hearing how it's actually destroyed people's lives, I think I'm glad I stayed away. I've never let a game addiction interfere with work, but it's probably best to not push my luck.
I found the discussion this article has generated to be surprisingly interesting, considering that JonKatz is a boner-biting bastard.
Whenever I see a Slashdot story about David Cantrell, I think about Jerry Cantrell, the guitarist from Alice in Chains. Then I wonder, "What the fuck is Slashdot interviewing Jerry about? Did he figure that with his long hair and grungy clothes, he can easily make the transition from metal guitarist to GNU hacker?" Then I reread the headline, and notice that it says "David", not "Jerry". And then I sigh, and say, "Ahhhh... my mistake."
Pointless, unprompted Microsoft-bashing is a symptom of sexual impotency. Stop talking about "the windows code". You've never programming anything in your life. Normally, I would say FONS, but there's hope for you yet. Visit my homepage for the l337 h4X0r FAQ.
Anyway, getting back on topic, I hope that America Online chooses Microsoft's MSN Messenger as the target of their compatability effort. This service is certainly the second most-popular after AOL's Instant Messenger, and such interoperability would be a boon to both Microsoft Corporation and the newly forged "America OnTime". In fact, Microsoft is fully prepared to support AOT in this effort, and has already developed an implementation path:
AOT sends Microsoft a.gif image file of their logo.
Microsoft adds the logo to the current MSN Messenger client.
Microsoft makes the new "MAIM" (Microsoft/AOT Internet Messenger) available for download.
AOT turns over their userbase to Microsoft.
Hello, my name is Brak.
This is necessary so that Microsoft can continue to embrace and extend the instant messaging paradigm with innovative new features without breaking compatability with AOT. No, really.
Exactly, Slashdot doesn't report news -- they report others reporting news. The fact is that Slashdot produces nothing. (Besides Katz's stuff, which can hardly be considered a commodity... ugh.)
Slashdot makes money through the existence of other websites, and reciprocates by providing a steady stream of traffic for as long as the hyperlink is on the front page and/or until the linked site's server dies. The site provides content for Slashdot, and Slashdot presents the content to us. We provide Slashdot with traffic, in turn Slashdot provides the linked site with traffic. And assuming that the linked site's author is smart enough to be affiliated with a banner-ad network, both Slashdot and the linked site get lots of pageviews, and consequently, lots of money. All works out nicely in the end.
This is why I try not to blame the Slashdot "editors" too much. They're not real editors; their complete lack of professionality in this site's maintenance and management would get the sacked from real jobs rather quickly. They're just leeches, feeding off the Internet's abundant supply of information and our desire to consume it. And can you blame a filthy, dirty, vampiric leech for what it is? Of course not. Just as God made me the Supreme Commander of the most powerful corporate entity on Earth, God made Rob Malda a filthy leech, the intellectual and moral equivilent of an addict prostitute.
And the God I speak of is not Jehovah, Allah, Yaweh, or the Mighty Breast. The God I speak of is money. Sweet, sweet money. Money comforts me when I am alone, feeds me when I am hungry, and fucks me when I am horny. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say "money?" I meant "Rob's chubby girlfriend Sarcasta." My bad!
First, the Voodoo 3 sucks. Most people can admit to that now . nVidia has taken the hardcore gamer's market, and if you've been reading Slashdot lately, you'll remember that nVidia now owns 3dfx in the literal sense as well.:-) 3dfx is dead, and talking about them will soon be as pointless as talking about Amiga.
Secondly, the G4 is a nice processor, but not for Mac users. Look at what the average Mac user does with his machine, and you'll realize that the G4 is just ill-suited for Apple's market. Even the Photoshop-freaks are getting most of their performance boost from Altivec, not the processor. Modern Apple hardware has too much horsepower in all the wrong places, and the customer suffers by paying more for things they didn't need in the first place. But since when has Apple cared about its customers?
If Apple were smart (we're being completely hypothetical here) they would have taken the route that Micrsoft has thrived on for years, and developed for x86. x86 isn't the fastest or best, but its value is not even approachable by any other arcitecture. In the comsumer PC market, nothing is as fast for as cheap.
This is moot, however, because Mac users will soon be migrating to Windows Me (the one-stop solution for the home PC user) and Windows 2000 Professional (the desktop business platform of the new millienium). That's because Apple will soon be exiting the computer industry as Steve Jobs moves to the Caribbean and fulfills his childhood dream of being a Pirate. Mr. Jobs has always wanted to be a Pirate; roaming the high-seas in a speedy clipper ship, searching for lost treasure, battling ghosts, and sharing his life with a boatful of swarthy criminal sailors. Jobs, or Captain Nobeard (as he will soon be known), is currently accepting applications for members of his Pirate crew. You can apply to become a Pirate on Apple's website.
Anyway, since I've just easily proven you to be completely wrong, I can only assume that you are a no-brained fancy boy, attempting to be contradictory because of your deep-seating angst towards heterosexuals.
The argument is extended by mentioning that StarOffice and Mozilla are also planned for the Amiga OS.
Ha! And how much success have those two applications had in bring Linux to the modern business desktop?
Suddenly Windows becomes a choice, not a given . ..
Windows has always been about choice. Much more so than Linux, anyway. Linux users are still stuck with the obselete and inferior Netscape line of browsers, while Windows users are able to choose between Nescape and Internet Explorer. Linux does not support exciting languages like Visual Basic and C#. Linux does not support ActiveX or DirectX. I've even been informed that Linux doesn't even support keyboards!
Linux offers relatively little choice. The few areas where there are competition (and therefore choice), however, like window managers, are overrun with one piss-poor product after the next. Choose between KDE and GNOME? That's like asking to choose between a gunshot wound or a stabbing; it's just a question of which is less painful.
And you're telling me Linux is about choice?! With its poor hardware support, lack of real software, and ugly, impish, foppish developers, it's no wonder that Linux can't compete.
You want choice? Stick with Microsoft. We offer you a choice of operating systems: Windows Me, Windows 2000 Professional, Windows 2000 Server, Windows 2000 Advanced Server, and Windows 2000 Datacenter. We offer you a choice of development languages: C++, J++, L++, E++, and F++. We even offer a choice of hardware vendors: Dell and Compaq. Much different than the Linux world, where all hardware is owned by monopoly vendor VA Linux, which only allows users to lease hardware for periods of three weeks at a time.
And finally, Microsoft developers are allowed choice of sexual orientation. The Linux world enforces a strict policy of violent homosexuality. Proving my point are the abundant "assman" hyperlinks on this site.
I do forsee an upcoming stalemate in the console gaming market, but for a different set of reasons. The high-end console market is currently dominated by Sega's Dreamcast and Sony's Playstation 2. These fourth-generation consoles are formidable, but will be almost obselete by the time that Microsoft's(TM) upcoming Xbox® is released. The Xbox will descend upon the marketplace like the Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse, slaying its opponents like baby seals. The only console product which is scheduled to compete with the awesome power of the Xbox is from Nintendo, a company which has proven itself in recent times to be no more than an arm of the Nihon Pokemon Empire. The Xbox will overshadow the Dreamcast and PS2 technologically, and will outshine the new Nintendo system patriotically. The Xbox will rise to console supremacy, carried by such killer apps as Xtreme Office 2005 and Solitaire 4D. And much as applications developers were forced to accept Windows' complete dominance in the PC market, and began soley publishing Windows software, all console games developers will be forced to accept that the Xbox is the One True Console System, a gateway to success and enlarged gentalia.
All other console products will whither and fall. The Xbox is the future. Bow down and accept you fate. Where do you want to go today?
See you in hell, Bill Fuckin' Gates®.
What about a real newsreader?
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Deja.com Vu!
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Deja.com's USENET archiving is a wonderful service, but it cannot compete with a real newsreader such as Microsoft(TM) Outlook Express. This full-featured application is also a multiple-mailbox e-mail client, and is absolutely free of cost. Deja.com is fairly useless when compared to Outlook Express, and I therefore can only surmise that the majority of its users run inferior operating systems such as Linux, which do not provide sufficient resources to take advantage of the advanced features present in Outlook Express.
^M
When it is taken into consideration that Deja.com's userbase is made entirely of Linux users, (who are computer criminal "hackers" much like Keven Mitnick), it is not surprising that they find their business crumbling beneath them. No enterprise can be built upon a criminal userbase and "free" software. I cannot feel sorrow for their loss.
^M
However, there is still hope for Deja.com. Assuming they still retain some capital, Deja.com would be a welcome licensee of Microsoft's upcoming USE.Net venture. This service embraces and extends the traditional USENET interface by introducing such innovative features as HTML messaging, Emoticons, and ActiveX technology. Deja.com would be wise to contact Microsoft regarding this service, it is wishes to survive another fiscal year.
^M
[stifles maniacal laughter]
Well, friend, aren't we nit-picky? I'm a nice guy, so I'll change my sig, just for you.
In return, I hope that this holiday season, you learn about the joy of giving. Please give copies of Windows® Me to all of your Linux-loving gay mafia friends.
. . . bee[n] thrown off a five-story building, submerged for hours, run-over by an 18-wheel truck, beaten with a hammer, used as a hockey puck, thrown across a room and stepped on countless times . ..
This mouse needs a better name. How about "Rasputin?"
Slashdot Mirror
That's what I read too. Weird.
See you in hell,
Bill Fuckin' Gates®.
There would also be free donuts.
See you in hell,
Bill Fuckin' Gates®.
I also have a 12-inch wang. It's only 1-color, white, but it works okay.
See you in hell,
Bill Fuckin' Gates®.
In the year 2020...
See you in hell,
Bill Fuckin' Gates®.
Me, a century-old cyborg robot? It could happen. But a child-eating robot? Sorry, I don't have a taste for children. You must be thinking of JonKatz.
See you in hell,
Bill Fuckin' Gates®.
Even in "POT" mode, Slashdot converts arrow-brackets to HTML tags. Either use "extrans" mode, or use the HTML ASCII escape codes "<" (less-than) and ">" (greater-than) for maximum convenience.
See you in hell,
Bill Fuckin' Gates®.
Wow, memories...
See you in hell,
Bill Fuckin' Gates®.
However, Gore was an unabashed establishment Socialist, and the Democratic party just disgusts me. I'd rather some have Jesus-fucking Southener in office than Gore, that's for sure. Just listening to the "average person's" ignorance over US politics in these past few months has convinced me that the US is completely fucked. It has also convinced me that the "US liberal media conspiracy" -- an idea I found laughable six months ago -- actually exists. God, I hate this country.
See you in hell,
Bill Fuckin' Gates®.
The idea of media defining culture is ridiculous. Such an idea could only come from the US (yes I live there), a land whose original cultures were wiped out by a psuedo-European copy-off which has, in the last fifty years, degenerated into a cesspool of psychologically programmed selfishness and mass-consumption. The US is a cultural vacuum. What you perceive as culture is actually advertising. You're a victim. Get used to it.
Yes, I'm bitter.
Finally, the fact that you refer to Katz as a "journalist" proves you're an idiot. As much as I hate most "journalists", I don't have enough negative feelings toward them to put them in the same group as fucking Katz, for God's sake. I wish Katz would get a real job and spare us such garbage. No, I'm not going to block him in my preferences -- that would be admitting defeat. Katz's employment here is YASTSID (yet another sign that Slashdot is dead).
See you in hell,
Bill Fuckin' Gates®.
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See you in hell,
Bill Fuckin' Gates®.
I tend to go in "spurts" with games. I'll start playing one, play it nonstop (as in work/sleep/game, over and over) until I burn out, take a break for a few months, then come back and do a different game. The end result is that I end up playing only two or threes title per year at most, but when I play, I get totally into it.
The game that I keep coming back and getting addicted to over and over again is Half-Life. The single-player game is fun to replay, but it's the multiplayer that really gets me. It must be the combination of the weapons, balance, and excellent level design... no other FPS affects me so much. I can spend hours alone in Gasworks.
You would naturally assume that Half-Life's extensive mod community has something to do with this replay value, but in my case, it doesn't. For instance, I never even played Team Fortress until this past summer! That's right, I spent half a dozen addiction periods just playing a handful of deathmatch levels -- mostly Gasworks, Doublecross, Crossfire, Boot Camp. God, just thinking about Gasworks makes me want to reinstall the game (recently did an hardware upgrade and haven't restored everything yet), get some coffee and a few cans of Coke, forget about the ultra-urgent development project at work which is due the day after Xmas, and just waste the night playing Half-Life.
Naturally, once I started playing Team Fortress Classic, it bit me just as badly. I'd always enjoyed teamplay deathmatch in Half-Life, but Team Fortress just 0wNz me. I can't wait until TF2 comes out, if it ever does...
I still haven't tried Counterstrike. Maybe when things cool off at work I'll consider it.
My list of most recent new and revisted addictions include: Quake, Quake II, Q3A, Diablo, Diablo II, UT, SoF, SimCity 2000, Nethack, FFVII, FFVIII, Gran Turismo, the first Zelda64, and the pinball game that comes with NT5.
I've never played EverQuest. I thought it sounded cool, but after years of playing FPSs online for free, the thought of paying for the monthly service turned me off. Now, after hearing how it's actually destroyed people's lives, I think I'm glad I stayed away. I've never let a game addiction interfere with work, but it's probably best to not push my luck.
I found the discussion this article has generated to be surprisingly interesting, considering that JonKatz is a boner-biting bastard.
See you in hell,
Bill Fuckin' Gates®.
And that's all I have to say about that.
See you in hell,
Bill Fuckin' Gates®.
Pointless, unprompted Microsoft-bashing is a symptom of sexual impotency. Stop talking about "the windows code". You've never programming anything in your life. Normally, I would say FONS, but there's hope for you yet. Visit my homepage for the l337 h4X0r FAQ.
See you in hell,
Bill Fuckin' Gates®.
See you in hell,
Bill Fuckin' Gates®.
Slashdot makes money through the existence of other websites, and reciprocates by providing a steady stream of traffic for as long as the hyperlink is on the front page and/or until the linked site's server dies. The site provides content for Slashdot, and Slashdot presents the content to us. We provide Slashdot with traffic, in turn Slashdot provides the linked site with traffic. And assuming that the linked site's author is smart enough to be affiliated with a banner-ad network, both Slashdot and the linked site get lots of pageviews, and consequently, lots of money. All works out nicely in the end.
This is why I try not to blame the Slashdot "editors" too much. They're not real editors; their complete lack of professionality in this site's maintenance and management would get the sacked from real jobs rather quickly. They're just leeches, feeding off the Internet's abundant supply of information and our desire to consume it. And can you blame a filthy, dirty, vampiric leech for what it is? Of course not. Just as God made me the Supreme Commander of the most powerful corporate entity on Earth, God made Rob Malda a filthy leech, the intellectual and moral equivilent of an addict prostitute.
And the God I speak of is not Jehovah, Allah, Yaweh, or the Mighty Breast. The God I speak of is money. Sweet, sweet money. Money comforts me when I am alone, feeds me when I am hungry, and fucks me when I am horny. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say "money?" I meant "Rob's chubby girlfriend Sarcasta." My bad!
See you in hell,
Bill Fuckin' Gates®.
Secondly, the G4 is a nice processor, but not for Mac users. Look at what the average Mac user does with his machine, and you'll realize that the G4 is just ill-suited for Apple's market. Even the Photoshop-freaks are getting most of their performance boost from Altivec, not the processor. Modern Apple hardware has too much horsepower in all the wrong places, and the customer suffers by paying more for things they didn't need in the first place. But since when has Apple cared about its customers?
If Apple were smart (we're being completely hypothetical here) they would have taken the route that Micrsoft has thrived on for years, and developed for x86. x86 isn't the fastest or best, but its value is not even approachable by any other arcitecture. In the comsumer PC market, nothing is as fast for as cheap.
This is moot, however, because Mac users will soon be migrating to Windows Me (the one-stop solution for the home PC user) and Windows 2000 Professional (the desktop business platform of the new millienium). That's because Apple will soon be exiting the computer industry as Steve Jobs moves to the Caribbean and fulfills his childhood dream of being a Pirate. Mr. Jobs has always wanted to be a Pirate; roaming the high-seas in a speedy clipper ship, searching for lost treasure, battling ghosts, and sharing his life with a boatful of swarthy criminal sailors. Jobs, or Captain Nobeard (as he will soon be known), is currently accepting applications for members of his Pirate crew. You can apply to become a Pirate on Apple's website.
Anyway, since I've just easily proven you to be completely wrong, I can only assume that you are a no-brained fancy boy, attempting to be contradictory because of your deep-seating angst towards heterosexuals.
See you in hell,
Bill Fuckin' Gates®.
Ha! And how much success have those two applications had in bring Linux to the modern business desktop?
Windows has always been about choice. Much more so than Linux, anyway. Linux users are still stuck with the obselete and inferior Netscape line of browsers, while Windows users are able to choose between Nescape and Internet Explorer. Linux does not support exciting languages like Visual Basic and C#. Linux does not support ActiveX or DirectX. I've even been informed that Linux doesn't even support keyboards!Linux offers relatively little choice. The few areas where there are competition (and therefore choice), however, like window managers, are overrun with one piss-poor product after the next. Choose between KDE and GNOME? That's like asking to choose between a gunshot wound or a stabbing; it's just a question of which is less painful.
And you're telling me Linux is about choice?! With its poor hardware support, lack of real software, and ugly, impish, foppish developers, it's no wonder that Linux can't compete.
You want choice? Stick with Microsoft. We offer you a choice of operating systems: Windows Me, Windows 2000 Professional, Windows 2000 Server, Windows 2000 Advanced Server, and Windows 2000 Datacenter. We offer you a choice of development languages: C++, J++, L++, E++, and F++. We even offer a choice of hardware vendors: Dell and Compaq. Much different than the Linux world, where all hardware is owned by monopoly vendor VA Linux, which only allows users to lease hardware for periods of three weeks at a time.
And finally, Microsoft developers are allowed choice of sexual orientation. The Linux world enforces a strict policy of violent homosexuality. Proving my point are the abundant "assman" hyperlinks on this site.
Thank you for reading.
See you in hell,
Bill Fuckin' Gates®.
We have identified the Goatsex/Crash bug and have released a patch. Please point your browser to http://windowsupdate.micosoft.com.
See you in hell,
Bill Fuckin' Gates®.
All other console products will whither and fall. The Xbox is the future. Bow down and accept you fate. Where do you want to go today?
See you in hell,
Bill Fuckin' Gates®.
Deja.com's USENET archiving is a wonderful service, but it cannot compete with a real newsreader such as Microsoft(TM) Outlook Express. This full-featured application is also a multiple-mailbox e-mail client, and is absolutely free of cost. Deja.com is fairly useless when compared to Outlook Express, and I therefore can only surmise that the majority of its users run inferior operating systems such as Linux, which do not provide sufficient resources to take advantage of the advanced features present in Outlook Express. .Net venture. This service embraces and extends the traditional USENET interface by introducing such innovative features as HTML messaging, Emoticons, and ActiveX technology. Deja.com would be wise to contact Microsoft regarding this service, it is wishes to survive another fiscal year.
^M
When it is taken into consideration that Deja.com's userbase is made entirely of Linux users, (who are computer criminal "hackers" much like Keven Mitnick), it is not surprising that they find their business crumbling beneath them. No enterprise can be built upon a criminal userbase and "free" software. I cannot feel sorrow for their loss.
^M
However, there is still hope for Deja.com. Assuming they still retain some capital, Deja.com would be a welcome licensee of Microsoft's upcoming USE
^M
[stifles maniacal laughter]
See you in hell,
Bill Fuckin' Gates®.
(I'll bet he's a Linux user... they're criminals, all right. Each and every one.)
See you in hell,
Bill Fuckin' Gates®.
In return, I hope that this holiday season, you learn about the joy of giving. Please give copies of Windows® Me to all of your Linux-loving gay mafia friends.
See you in hell,
Bill Fuckin' Gates®.
If they were testing it on a Mac [sic] truck, I assume the mouse only has one button.
But the damned thing isn't Macintosh-compatible anyway. (It's not transparent blue.)
See you in hell,
Bill Fuckin' Gates®.
This mouse needs a better name. How about "Rasputin?"
See you in hell,
Bill Fuckin' Gates®.
Only Quake 3 Arena showcases an incredibly realistic railgun.
See you in hell,
Bill Fuckin' Gates®.