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The Most Powerful Mouse in the World

Seumas writes "Check out the Durapoint stainless steel industrial mouse which has bee thrown off a five-story building, submerged for hours, run-over by an 18-wheel truck, beaten with a hammer, used as a hockey puck, thrown across a room and stepped on countless times. It's even theft-proof. Even the pentagon is considering using it. At $279, it isn't cheap -- and it sure isn't an ergonomic wonder, but it might be your ticket if you do your computing strapped to the underside of a Mac truck." If only it had 3 mouse buttons!

212 comments

  1. Re:That's really neat and all... by Sloppy · · Score: 2

    It's stainless steel, dude. Unless you're a mutant, semen and pine-sol won't touch it.

    If only someone would make computer cases out of stainless steel, maybe with a little chrome. Coolermaster's aluminum cases are pretty, but they could be even better...


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  2. Been there, done that, hated it... by chowdmouse · · Score: 2

    I had a chance to use a Durapoint at a chemical plant once. It is definitely solid and *heavy*. At the time I remember thinking the thing must be tough to damage. If you're thinking it's a pain to use, you're right. Definitely not for fine graphics work. It took a nontrivial amount of pressure to move the mouse.

    (Saw someone mention a ball, there is none. The rubber disk on the top is how you move the pointer.)

    1. Re:Been there, done that, hated it... by M-G · · Score: 1

      As this post indicates, these things have been listed in industrial computer catalogs for years. Maybe we should all start submitting the contents of these catalogs for stories....

  3. Re:Why does the pentagon need this? by BSOD+Bitch · · Score: 1

    I like that comment. :)

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  4. Re:It is a tough mouse by Agripa · · Score: 1

    When Fry's Electronics and Micro City first showed up in Southern California, they were selling printer cables and mice for 50 cents each. Some time later I was over at a friend's house and he started having trouble with his mouse. He then unplugged it, threw it in the trash, and reached over into a box to get a new one in the original packaging. He had bought 20 dollars worth of mice and figured it wasn't worth cleaning them anymore.

  5. Obscure Sci-fi reference.... by SetarconeX · · Score: 1

    Ok, we've got a stainless steel mouse, so when do we get a stainless steel rat?

    Apologies to Harry Harrison...

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    1. Re:Obscure Sci-fi reference.... by seanmeister · · Score: 1

      Hmmm I think Fafhrd and his little grey buddy would fall into the category of (excellent) fantasy, not sci-fi!
      Sean

    2. Re:Obscure Sci-fi reference.... by Cannonball · · Score: 1

      As soon as the Gray Mouser rises from the grave...

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  6. After a while, it isn't all what it promises... by TdrWolf · · Score: 2

    At my university we have had these mice for several years now. They are used at internet cubes, which consist of a cube in which a monitor is installed, a keyboard and this mouse. You can't touch the monitor or the pc itself though.
    They are meant to be used by visitors who want to have a go with internet and are seldomly used by students who want to go to a site quickly and forgot their laptop.
    Fact is that initially they worked fine and didn't get dirty at all. After a while, though, it wasn't what they promised at the website. Seemingly being used by hundreds (or rather thousands) of people is too much for them. They kept failing to move the cursor and clicking wasn't everything either.
    So, we wound up with these cubicles with either a failing mouse or just shut down. They aren't used anymore today. So much for the indestructable mouse!

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  7. Re:I'll get my boss one. by hrieke · · Score: 2
    So,

    What's it like working for Larry Ellison?

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  8. Re:Semi-Truck by fishbowl · · Score: 2

    >Don't know about the rest of the world, but
    > that's >what everyone in the Midwest calls a
    > 18-wheeler.
    > A semi-truck.
    > A Freightliner, Peterbuilt, Kenworth, >GM/Volvo...A big-rig.

    "An articulated lorry"

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  9. Cost Effective? by wls · · Score: 1

    For $279 you can buy an awful lot of cheap mice in the event one gets broken.

    1. Re:Cost Effective? by Legion303 · · Score: 1
      Someone mod that up as insightful.

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  10. But not THAT tough... by tsangc · · Score: 2
    I've seen similar mice installed in shopping malls for ad driven free Internet kiosks. Half of them are ripped apart by stupid people who scrap at them with keys.

    It's my belief that NOTHING can stand the craziness of the public. :)

    Calum

  11. Re:Did it "pass Russia"? by Bothari · · Score: 1

    Considering that it's almost ten years *over* the projected lifetime and about one-tenth the projected maintenance, I'd say mir is pretty damn tough.
    No, I'm not Russian....

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  12. Re:Looks like a serious rip-off. by JatTDB · · Score: 2

    For that kind of money, you're not going to get one that has all those features AND is that durable. This isn't designed for people to use on their desk. This isn't designed for people browsing the internet. This is for places where you have to have a PC in a hazardous environment. We're talking forklifts moving around, sparks flying, excessively high temperatures, caustic chemicals, piles of dirt and grease, etc. I don't think anyone makes a mouse that can take that sort of punishment AND have the "nice" features you seem to be demanding. And if they did, I bet it'll cost more than this one does.

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  13. The real test... by ChaoticCoyote · · Score: 1

    ...is whether it survives my kids or not. Give that mouse a run with my 5yo and 9yo, and see if it keeps in clicking... they kill mice better'n cats.

  14. Re:Why does the pentagon need this? by O.F.+Fascist · · Score: 1

    If only Microsoft would harden its Intellimouse Explorer using metal, and would fix the defect where the wires in the cord break when its tugged on, then that would be bad ass.

  15. The wire looks flimsy by fishbowl · · Score: 2

    The wire doesn't look like anything special.
    Where is the steel conduit? Is it fireproof?
    Maybe they can run over it with a truck, but
    can a pocketknife cut the cable? Can the DB9
    connector crack off a piece of epoxy? How does
    it act with a 7.62 round fired into it?

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  16. James DiGriz is NOT obscure! by FatSean · · Score: 1

    I wish I could hide from the law inside an automated fast-food kiost.

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  17. But everyone knows superheroes have weaknesses... by thebruce · · Score: 1

    So what's this little guy's pressure point?

    Molten Lava? (I can just see the terminator's dying wish as he's melting away, holding his pet mouse in the air... now there's a tear jerker!)

  18. Goes well with... by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1
    I use this mouse in my system. It has an iron monitor(demagnetized) Lead case (has to be nuke proof) and a keyboard made out of stainless steel. Its portable, fits right in the back of a Semi.. and weighing in at 15 tons, it only costs about $12/pound.

    Seems like the mouse is a bit excessive, maybe the government needs to look into console only apps..

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  19. Re:Did it "pass Russia"? by Sotaku · · Score: 1

    If you're refering to the AWD Subaru Outback, they're made about 25 yards to my left in Lafayette, Indiana. =) But yeah, we're still a japanese company.

    Sotaku

  20. Okay.. that's nice but? by wbav · · Score: 1

    If the mouse is being run over by a car, won't the laptop it's pluged into be run over too? I mean, the mouse is a small target, but the laptop, should be easy to hit. :)

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  21. Re:It's not a tough mouse by dingbat_hp · · Score: 1

    Bet it wouldn't stand up to long term vibration. The connectors used to attach the lead are just normal square-pin headers (look at the photo), with no additional strain relief. These connectors don't have enough contact pressure for reliability, and in extreme cases (motor-racing) they'll walk their way clean off the pin.

    Some years ago I used to instrument power presses. Getting strain gauge signals out through connectors on shop-floor tooling was alway a PITA.

  22. I name it Jerry! by bboy_doodles · · Score: 1

    Anyone remember the Tom and Jerry show? No matter how much Tom tried to kill (and eat) Jerry, that elusive mouse managed to escape unharmed.

    Seems strinkingly similar to this, no? ; )

    Check out this link for more information about the two animals that couldn't get along.

    -BBoy doodles
    C is for cookie

    1. Re:I name it Jerry! by CoolVibe · · Score: 1

      Well, I won't try to eat this mouse, I value my teeth somewhat. I doubt my jaw is able to simulate the sudden impact of a 5 story drop...
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  23. hmm, jeff goldblum was right by OtaconX · · Score: 1

    i spy a conspiracy, the government has one more thing that they can write off, to hide the costs of their secret programs.

    big brother, WE are watching YOU
    moohoohahahahahahahaha

  24. Computing under a Mack truck... by while · · Score: 1
    If one was to do their computing strapped to the underside of a Mac (sic) truck, would they really need two mouse buttons?

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  25. Arghh! by fizban · · Score: 1
    Why? Why? Why????

    If you're using a mouse in a dangerous enough situation that you'd need it to be designed this stupi... err, durably, wouldn't you also need a similarly designed computer, protected in the same way? I mean, come on!! What's the deal here? Would someone please explain to me the rationale behind this doohicky? As Enron states, Why???

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    1. Re:Arghh! by fizban · · Score: 1
      ok, ok. I see all the reasons. Very smart. Very logical. I understand. Thanks for the clarification, people.

      My other question is. Why spend so much money on it??? I mean, you're average normal mouse costs around $15-$20. (This is the cheap, no thrills version we're talking about, here. But still, the cheap version has better ergonomic design than the mega-mouse.) And I bet these mice can withstand a pretty good amount of beating. I mean, you probably couldn't run over your average Logitech mouse with a truck and still use it, but I bet you could throw it against a wall and still have it come out of the experience a mostly functioning, if not entirely happy, piece of computer equipment. So, let's figure that a mouse has a lifetime of 5-6 months in a "high-risk" job. That means, for the same price as the mega-mouse, you could get around 5-6 years worth of "regular" mice. Plus, with the horrible ergonomic design, you might end up with injured employees, so tack the health cost onto that and you can add another 20 or so years of "regular" mice. Is it worth it? Do the benefits outweigh the costs? Just seems to me to be pretty lame, you know?

      Is this dumb, or what?

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    2. Re:Arghh! by wljones · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of tough environments, and computers designed to withstand them. Try working on the deck or in the superstructure of a ship at sea, or in a busy machine shop. My only objection to this pointing device is price, and if the company pays, the objection disappears.

    3. Re:Arghh! by funkman · · Score: 2

      I guess this could be an input device for public terminals. This mouse may not be vandal proof but it may be vandal resistent.

    4. Re:Arghh! by tburkhol · · Score: 1
      If you're using a mouse in a dangerous enough situation that you'd need it to be designed this stupi... err, durably, wouldn't you also need a similarly designed computer, protected

      Well, yeah. One imagines a system like these. Designed to be firehosed. Or hit by a forklift. Not exactly office equipment.

  26. Save the mouse or the keyboard? by orty.com · · Score: 1
    I see it's an industrial mouse, but is it actually a mouse? Based on the diagram (quick glance...didn't read through it too quickly) it looks like a pointing sticks that you'd see on a laptop. So it just sits there, and you put your finger on the button to move it around.

    Personally, I wouldn't see too many people using the thing. While it is burly, working with those kind of pointing devices is work that can only be done for a while without getting frustrated. But I guess if durability is a concern, it'd work for that.

    But really: If durability were a concern, wouldn't you worry more about your keyboard? Your computer can function fine without a mouse, but without a keyboard you're S.O.L.

    Actually, now that I look at it a bit more, it looks a lot like my garage door opener ;-)

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  27. Re: But will it..... by ger · · Score: 1

    I once saw a mouse that could change its own ball: see mpeg movie

  28. Re:Ouch by beebware · · Score: 2

    Ah - the company would have to be a new mouse if it got damaged, whereas 'loosing' a user would actually cut spending (no wages).

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  29. Most Powerful? by SUWAIN · · Score: 1
    The world's most powerful mouse? Does it have SMP going or something? All SCSI/100 inputs? Perhaps it is actually a Beowulf cluster of mice? Does it run Linux? If not, can I put Linux on it? I want to be able to hack into my super-powerful mouse.

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  30. It is a tough mouse by sys$manager · · Score: 5

    I know someone who has a machine shop with high speed milling machines. The machines use an oil/water emulsion coolant sprayed on the tool, which creates a fine oil mist in the air. The oil mist mixes with dust and makes this ultra sticky crud that gets in everything and doesn't come off, no matter what you do.

    This mouse has been working fine in this environment for 3-4 years, along with a similar keyboard with a stainless steel case and rubber membrane keys. I can't keep a ball mouse working at my house for 6 months.

    1. Re:It is a tough mouse by n0rm · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the old MasterLock adds where they put a bullet through the padlock.

    2. Re:It is a tough mouse by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      6 months? You should either stop walking on your mouse or eating on the mousepad. I use my computer for several hours every day, and I've changed computers more often that I've changed mice... 'Course, since they're so cheap - maybe I should start abusing mine more instead. :)

  31. IT might be indestructible...... by therealrototype · · Score: 1

    ... But what about the LEAD!!

  32. Re:Why does the pentagon need this? by CBAS · · Score: 1

    Starship Troopers, the War Craft remix :-)

  33. Ergonomic? ... NOT!! by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

    Big square metal box, sharp 90 degree corners - looks like carpal tunnel syndrome just BEGGING to happen if you ask me.

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  34. If your office building is located in a vacuum.. by Gruneun · · Score: 1

    Different objects (mouse vs. desk) would have different terminal speeds. The terminal velocity is not only dependent on the speed of an object but also the density of the air through which the object moves.

    That's why science teachers pay so much for that glass cylinder with the feather and the penny in it. To think... they could have spent that money on this mouse.

  35. Re:Why does the pentagon need this? by radiashun · · Score: 1

    It makes sense for the pentagon to want this 279$ mouse. It'll go great along w/ the 1000$ toilet seats and 300$ ink pens ;-)

  36. With the cpl coming up by iomud · · Score: 1

    Who knows which professional gamers may switch! TheCPL

  37. What about the computer by Count · · Score: 1

    What good is a mouse that can be run over or flung down 5 stories? where is the computer in all this mess. I mean yeah ok its cool to take out your anger on but its not really usefull.

    1. Re:What about the computer by Svartalf · · Score: 3

      Picture a typical "industrial" situation. Noisy. Messy. Loads of vibration and contaminants in the air, etc. Standard computer equipment gets KILLED in this world. You usually find embedded and hardened PCs in this world. An ordinary mouse or trackball would die rather quickly in this world. This one wouldn't.

      A military, or more appropriately, combat situation will be at least 10 times worse conditions than the industrial setting.

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  38. Hey Cmdr. by handybundler · · Score: 1

    "used as a hockey puck"

    Game on!

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  39. Re:Anyone notice that the last update was Oct 1999 by BrK · · Score: 2

    Yes, if only /. could instinctivly know when each of the billions of pages on the WWW had some new info. How often do YOU go looking for bullet-proof mice?

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  40. I've found your weak point... by Barbarian+Horde · · Score: 1

    So, this "mouse" is obviously quite tough, but that sure looks like a conventional serial cable coming out of it. What's the point of having an indestructible mouse if the cable is still subject to kinking or yanking?

  41. Theft proof? by decipher_saint · · Score: 1
    What if someone steals the PC? Or the keyboard? Or cuts the cable out of frustration (is the cable replacable?)?

    "We got a mouse, now all we need is a computer, monitor, keyboard, cables...."

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  42. It's a f*cking *GAME-PAD* man, not a mouse by ikekrull · · Score: 1

    This is in no way a mouse. Its not even a trackball.

    The closest thing to this is an old-skool 2 button game pad.

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  43. Re:I'm Sorry, But by Confuse+Ed · · Score: 1

    Now there's a great idea, we could have true 3D mice with accelerometers (With enough sensors you could detect rotation as well as lateral 3D movement). Imagine playing a flight sim (or Descent etc.) with a mouse which you could pick up off the desk and fly around like a kid with a toy plane!

    We'd need to combine it with some kind of wireless technology, both so that the wire doesn't get ties up in knots and to make it even more indestructible (As well as the rolling mechanism getting gunged up or the button mechanism breaking I've seen mice fail because their leads break internally)

  44. Re:But will it..... by TheCabal · · Score: 1

    No ball. It's pressure operated. But suprisingly, Microsoft makes an EXCELLENT USB optical mouse. Maybe they should ditch their OS divsion and concentrate on hardware and games.

  45. Re:Why? by JatTDB · · Score: 4

    The mouse is made to be used in hazardous environments, the kinds of places that would kill your average mouse within a few days, if not hours. So, let's say an average lifetime of 5 days in these environments for one of your mice. That's 365/5*$20=$1460 a year. Quite a bit more than $279. Actually, using your $20 average mouse price, if your environment could kill 14 mice a year, then this mouse saves you money.

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  46. Re:macs? by DuBois · · Score: 1

    If they made a USB interface to the thing, the second button would work wonderfully on a Mac. My IntelliMouse Explorer's second button works just fine on my USB-upgraded 8600. No more hunting for the control key.

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  47. Bubble Gum by Xibby · · Score: 1

    How could they forget the bubble gum test? Seems like the perfect mouse for a public terminal, but they didn't subject it to bubble gum? Geez...huge oversight.

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  48. ME SPILL CHUCKER GOOD... by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 1
    ...need gramma chicken.

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  49. But I Thought by dmatos · · Score: 3

    The most powerful mouse in the world was susceptible only to Limberger cheese... That's right, here he comes to save the day, MIGHTY MOUSE is here to stay.

    Personally, I always thought Speedy Gonzalez was *way* cooler than Might Mouse. Yeeha! Yeeha! Andele! Andele! Ariba! Ariba!

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    1. Re:But I Thought by Bearpaw · · Score: 2
      Mighty Mouse? Speedy Gonzalez? Wimps.

      Danger Mouse! (He's the greatest!)

  50. Re:Let's take a close look at these tests... by TheCabal · · Score: 1

    Terminal velocity? It would the same if you bolted the mouse to a desk and tossed it out the window. Galileo and his famous experiment, you see... Perhaps you were meaning the amount of force generated on impact? F=mv

  51. Why does the pentagon need this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    What, is it hardened against a nuclear attack or something? Or is it just another excuse to bilk the U.S. taxpayer?

    1. Re:Why does the pentagon need this? by Timmaay! · · Score: 2
      DUH... They have to spend our $$ on something.

      And then they can use their $1,000 tools to install these critters in a most useful place...

      I can just see it now -- a $100,000/yr mailroom clerk, sitting on a $1,500 toilet seat, using a $10,000 server with a $279 mouse, surfing p0rn.

      ...prays the silicone potting material completely seals the unit so it can be easily cleaned...

    2. Re:Why does the pentagon need this? by SethJohnson · · Score: 1


      Are you kidding? The field is no place to be doing ANYTHING that requires a mouse.

      The reason they probably designed this mouse is for misuse / abuse. They probably have a lot of situations where people improperly packed a laptop / mouse for transport, then got to the other end and something rolled against the computer and smashed the mouse. If you think the mouse is expensive, I bet the computer is exponentially more expensive. On top of that, I bet these things get distributed to a bunch of self-important dorks who work in the pentagon. The type of computer you get in the pentagon is a huge status thing that people waste all kinds of taxpayer money just trying to one-up the other guy.



      Seth
    3. Re:Why does the pentagon need this? by John012 · · Score: 1

      I agree. What does the pentagon do to their mice? Test weapons of mass destruction at them? Hit them with pumpkins shot out of truck size guns?

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    4. Re:Why does the pentagon need this? by stubob · · Score: 1

      And, at the speed they approve purchases, we won't be using computers by then. Or, at least the keyboard and mouse will have given way to voice, eye, and glove controls.

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    5. Re:Why does the pentagon need this? by sjames · · Score: 2

      What, is it hardened against a nuclear attack or something? Or is it just another excuse to bilk the U.S. taxpayer?

      I doubt it would survive a nuclear attack. It would be a good thing for controling systems in a tank or on a ship. It would be a shame to lose a battle due to a close mortar round causing a regular mouse to fall off the table and break.

      In this case, the cost is probably justifiable.

    6. Re:Why does the pentagon need this? by CoolVibe · · Score: 1

      ...and using $200 worth industrial grade secure toilet paper to wipe his ass with...
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    7. Re:Why does the pentagon need this? by ZHaDoom · · Score: 1

      Please tell me. What piece of miltary hardware uses a ms compatible mouse?

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    8. Re:Why does the pentagon need this? by CoolVibe · · Score: 1

      No, they want radiating corpses to be able to use the mouse after a big nuclear fallout... Duh! :)
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    9. Re:Why does the pentagon need this? by scottnews · · Score: 1

      Ouch! Industrial strength. That must hurt.

    10. Re:Why does the pentagon need this? by ackthpt · · Score: 2
      Pvt: Sarge, I can't make it!
      Sgt: What is it soldier?
      Pvt: These pains in my wrist, they're too much!
      Sgt: MEDIC!

      Has any of the services awarded a purple heart for carpel-tunnel, yet?

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    11. Re:Why does the pentagon need this? by Kris_J · · Score: 2
      Scene: A simulated battle field using automated targets rigged with a version of laser tag that hurts. Only this time the human combatants don't have guns, they just swing these "mice" around, clubbing the targets to death. One warrior is obviously having problems with his helmet and almost gets clubbed by another.

      Commander: What's the problem soldier?
      S: It's my helmet sir
      C: Give me a look

      The exchange distracts another soldier who is subsequently hit by a drone. As she collapses, she loses her grip on the spinning mouse which flys through the air and mostly throught the soldier's head, obviously killing him.

      C: MEDIC!

    12. Re:Why does the pentagon need this? by ZHaDoom · · Score: 1

      I feel safer already. - ouch - please no more budget cuts for the military.

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    13. Re:Why does the pentagon need this? by symbolic · · Score: 1
      Not to worry...the pentagon will never buy it...

      First, it works. Second, the price/value is way off...For the pentagon to consider such a device, they'd have add at LEAST $1k to the price - and that's for the quantity discount, mind you.

    14. Re:Why does the pentagon need this? by DreamerFi · · Score: 1

      Naah, it's just very, very drool-proof :-)

  52. yeah, but by bluelip · · Score: 1

    It can take falls. Being run over. Nuclear attacks. BUT, can it take being used by most pc users out there? I'm betting our secretary can have it disabled in 2 weeks.

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  53. Huh? by NTSwerver · · Score: 1

    "...run-over by an 18 wheel semi-truck..."

    WTF is an 18 wheel semi-truck? Is it, like, half a truck or something? Why didn't they just use a 9 wheel truck?

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    1. Re:Huh? by Rurik · · Score: 1

      I believe when they mention semi that they're talking about the actual truck section, without the trailer. It is a semi, half truck, half trailer. But then I could be wrong.

  54. Ergonomics by yawhcihw · · Score: 1

    Well...it's still more ergonomically correct than the original iMac hockey-puck mouse.

  55. I'll get my boss one -- NOT! by FTL · · Score: 1

    > I wouldn't say my boss has a temper, but I'm
    > still digging out the shrapnel from the wall
    > from computer equiptment that upset my boss.

    Erm, which would you rather encounter unexpectedly: a high-speed air-borne mouse made of plastic, or a high-speed air-borne mouse made of titanium?

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  56. Re:ALL HAIL EMPEROR NORTON I! by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

    But, do you have a flag?

  57. Of course the Pentagon wants these! by oh_the_warcow · · Score: 1

    They want to test the strength of all their $500 hammers.

  58. BITE YOUR TONGUE!! Re:Its not really a ... by Timeworn · · Score: 1
    (Hehe j/k don't really do that)...
    Seriously the quote-unquote "versapoint" technology in the Interlink devices actually lend themselves nicely to game control and movement within a 3D 1PS. Without looking at the box (i have the Durapoint's little brother the SuperMouse [haha] now discontinued, see The Bone Collector) cursor speed is proportional to applied force..
    It's nothing new.. you see it on laptops across the globe... what's different is that the eraser is no longer eraser-sized - it's about as big as a quarter!

    The applied force (your finger) can persist as long as you need it to -----> A definite ergonomic advantage, see point.

    Point: You have CONTINUAL 360-Degree motion within your game to look, shoot, dodge, whatever... and you don't have to EVER lift the mouse, lift your hand off of the track-ball..etc. to continue your (e.g.) turn around a corner, look who's aiming the red dot at you..et cetera.

    Sure it's only got two buttons (a downside, i agree) but if you're talking about a 1PS game, you've got 10 fingers (use them): If you're good - you'll utilize a custom keyboard config and two buttons on a mouse isn't much of a concern.

    |[;) Not a sermon, just relaying some experience. (=
    Have a happy holiday season everyone, however you celebrate (or don't) it..

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  59. Narrow? Re:Hardly Ergonomic by Timeworn · · Score: 1
    The quote-unquote "versapoint" technology in the Interlink devices actually lend themselves nicely to game control and movement within a 3D 1PS. Without looking at the box (i have the Durapoint's little brother the SuperMouse [haha] now discontinued, see The Bone Collector) cursor speed is proportional to applied force..
    It's nothing new.. you see it on laptops across the globe... what's different is that the eraser is no longer eraser-sized - it's about as big as a quarter!

    The applied force (your finger) can persist as long as you need it to -----> A definite ergonomic advantage, see point.

    Point: You have CONTINUAL 360-Degree motion within your game to look, shoot, dodge, whatever... and you don't have to EVER lift the mouse, lift your hand off of the track-ball..etc. to continue your (e.g.) turn around a corner, look who's aiming the red dot at you..et cetera.

    Sure it's only got two buttons (a downside, i agree) but if you're talking about a 1PS game, you've got 10 fingers (use them): If you're good - you'll utilize a custom keyboard config and two buttons on a mouse isn't much of a concern.

    |[;) Not a sermon, just relaying some experience. (=
    Have a happy holiday season everyone, however you celebrate (or don't) it..

    -j@ce-
    aka Timeworn

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  60. Re:another way for the government to squander mone by spectatorion · · Score: 1

    if you are in a position to use a detatched pointing device (i.e., a mouse), you do not need it this durable. If you are so in need of durability, you probably will need an integrated pointing device (e.g., trackpad, trackball, that little nub thingie IBM uses, etc.). And unless they are carrying around a platform with a mousepad on it, i doubt they will be using it in battlefields. there is no use for this. the market will probably be technophiles and computer enthusiasts.

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  61. Why should we settle for a $300 mouse, when... by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 2

    I think a $1000 toilet seat with buttons and USB support would kick ass.

  62. Thats what I need for Quake .. by BeanThere · · Score: 1

    I have a bad habit of bashing my mouse down on the table when I'm losing .. which luckily I've almost taught myself to not do anymore .. but I've broken a few mice doing it. My logitech mouse has been pretty dang tough though, it's taken a heavy beating, and still (sort of) works. Microsoft mice are pretty pathetic though. I slammed one down just once and it was permanently stuffed.

  63. Downside by zerog · · Score: 1

    Anybody else see the weak point of such a mouse? Hmm... that serial cable still seems pretty susceptable to damage. *Snip* Down one $279 mouse.

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  64. Re:Uncomfortable by El_Koba · · Score: 1

    That actually sounds ideal.

    Can you imagine trying to use a regular laptop trackpoint dealie to call for an arty strike while bouncing over broken terrain at 40 mph?

    "Shit, I think I just called for fire right on top of us."

    In a little RTS game, no big deal. In a real combat enviroment, it might sort of suck.

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  65. Simple... by Svartalf · · Score: 2

    People usually get killed if this equipment doesn't function correctly in a combat situation- our people.

    Replace the unit is what some would suggest. In combat, you usually don't have the luxury of swapping out parts like that (and unless it's USB, it's NOT going to be hot-swappable either so that means a reboot of most OSes...) In combat, failure is largely NOT an option.

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  66. Uncomfortable by smoon · · Score: 2

    I've used one of these things, and even for the limited time I had to use it (1-2 hours) my wrist and fingers didn't recover for a day or so. It's sort of like a trackpoint on a laptop, but extremely stiff. Granted that my admin/programming efforts required a lot more mouse usage than the average worker would do.

    Very good for use in difficult environments; factory floors, chemical production, very dirty environments, etc. Not my first choice for anything else though.

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    1. Re:Uncomfortable by foolish+youngster · · Score: 1

      Who da fug needs a goddamn computer to call in arty anyway? Alls ya need is a compass, a map, and a sense of humor. Chunkers hitting the dirt in front of your face means yer on target.

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    2. Re:Uncomfortable by El_Koba · · Score: 1

      Well lets see... I could stop fighting my tank, pull out my paper map and protracter, spend 5 minutes figuring out my coordinates, 5 more trying to get arty on the radio, then hope they can understand my grid and corrections through jammed radio traffic.

      Or I could just click where I want the arty on the digitized map, let the commo system take care of the details, and get back to fighting the tank.

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  67. An M-16 doesn't give you accurate mortar placement by Svartalf · · Score: 2

    A Sigint system does.

    A Sigint system is a computer with a GUI, etc.

    While I agree that the previous poster's analogy is a bit broken, there are definite reasons why this is a useful thing (and not overpriced either). If you've never dealt with the stuff, you wouldn't understand. I have.

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  68. Re:That's really neat and all... by sacremon · · Score: 2

    http://www.pcpowerandcooling.com/products/enclosur es/professional/pro_towers/index.htm

    They aren't stainless steel, but they are heavy gauge steel and there is an option for a chromed one. Not cheap, but quality hardware usually isn't.
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  69. Survive Guinness by chmod007 · · Score: 1

    I wonder if it can survive a spill of my guinness. I know my last couple mice didn't.

  70. optical by bdavenport · · Score: 1

    it's optical...the only moving part is the mouse wheel and they make them without those....

    if they wanted a good mouse that could handle those things it seems like the KISS method would work best.

    KeepItSimpleStupid...their mouse looks like a nightmare...no wonder it cost $300...

    IMHO of course!

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    1. Re:optical by sjames · · Score: 2

      it's optical...the only moving part is the mouse wheel and they make them without those....

      Smear mud all over the bottom and see how well it works. Now, simulate combat conditions (think falling derbris) by whacking it with a hammer. After that, if it still works, tell me where you bought it, I want one.

  71. Would your $25 mouse survive this? by Svartalf · · Score: 2

    Drop it from 6'. Repeat for at least 1000 cycles.

    Submerge it in water.

    Submerge it in oil.

    Subject it to vibration approximately equivalent to 70g's worth of acceleration.

    Subject it to dust, dirt, and mud.

    Subject it to discharges of gunpowder and explosives (Nearby, not ON it...).

    Won't last long, will it?

    This mouse will under those conditions.

    People need to realize that this stuff is not going to always be operated in office or home like conditions. It's going to be subjected, in most cases, to evil conditions that will kill your home or office equipment outright- that's what combat presents. That's why having "milspec" stuff can often mean you've got superior parts. In combat, failure of your equipment is not an option.

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  72. This mouse needs a better name... by Bill+Fuckin'+Gates · · Score: 2
    . . . bee[n] thrown off a five-story building, submerged for hours, run-over by an 18-wheel truck, beaten with a hammer, used as a hockey puck, thrown across a room and stepped on countless times . . .

    This mouse needs a better name. How about "Rasputin?"


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  73. You didn't tell us if it survived all of that... by Svartalf · · Score: 2

    After all, that is what he asked for...

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  74. Re:That's really neat and all... by Mtgman · · Score: 1

    Yea, I guess it takes people a little while to realize. Shoeboy only posts anonymously when none of his other accounts have mod points.

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  75. And speaking of the buttons.... by Bill+Fuckin'+Gates · · Score: 1
    . . . but it might be your ticket if you do your computing strapped to the underside of a Mac truck . . .
    (emphasis mine)

    If they were testing it on a Mac [sic] truck, I assume the mouse only has one button.

    But the damned thing isn't Macintosh-compatible anyway. (It's not transparent blue.)


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    1. Re:And speaking of the buttons.... by Bill+Fuckin'+Gates · · Score: 1
      Well, friend, aren't we nit-picky? I'm a nice guy, so I'll change my sig, just for you.

      In return, I hope that this holiday season, you learn about the joy of giving. Please give copies of Windows® Me to all of your Linux-loving gay mafia friends.


      See you in hell,
      Bill Fuckin' Gates®.

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  76. Most "Powerful"?? Perhaps most "durable"... by Vexler · · Score: 1

    Gee, I'd like to have a mouse as durable as this. Maybe someday they would be all that's left of this world in case we have a nuclear war. That, plus cockroaches...

  77. That's not abuse.... by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1
    Give it to my kids for about 10 minutes....

    You'll see how well it holds up to real abuse.

  78. How is the computer doing?? by realberen · · Score: 1

    Is there any mention about how the computer(s) it was attached to is doing?

  79. amazing.... by bdavenport · · Score: 2

    i use a $25 optical mouse but our pentegon brass needs to look into buying $300 bricks they think will work better??

    and no one finds military intelligence an oxymoron?

    sheesh!

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    1. Re:amazing.... by All+Dat · · Score: 1

      But the pentagon must be loving this, they way things are today around there, the money men see "$8000.00 for a hammer, $25000.00 for a toilet seat, $300 for a computer mouse..., hmm, business as usual" LOL (Yes I did see Independance day)

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    2. Re:amazing.... by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 2

      Your mouse doesn't need to handle grit, dust, sand, shell fillings, water, sweat, urine, blood, hair, flesh, clothing fragments &c. A mouse used in a tank or on a ship would. Think about it.

    3. Re:amazing.... by dietcrack · · Score: 1

      >...shell fillings, water, sweat, urine..

      Urine? What kind of tank/ship is this? Does the army regularly urinate on their electronics?

  80. Re:Hardly Ergonomic by buti · · Score: 1

    i think there really are situations where such a mouse would be useful. just thinking of an internet kiosks, e.g. jwz's dna launge linux kisosk. in such an environment, where a "normal" mouse is not likely to survive a long time, these things could be really good. it is even waterproof.. but the _price_....?!

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  81. Looks neat but... by kaoshin · · Score: 1

    It looks like the ergotrack that comes on Fujitsu notebooks. I've used one before and yeah its kind of difficult but I think its still easy to use compared to an Alpspoint.

  82. Why? by daitengu · · Score: 1
    yep, you know I sure throw my mouse off a building, and I sure can see running it over with a truck ....

    I've had the same mouse for 5 years, with no problems (regular mouse cleanings come in handy sometimes) ... so my question is .. who would want this?

  83. Good GRIEF! by Svartalf · · Score: 2

    A Grizzly "suit" (sort o' like a shark suit...)- who'd have thunk...

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  84. this mouse got balls ... by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

    that's for sure

  85. Re:who's going to use it? by SlashGeek · · Score: 2
    The computer "shouldn't" have to be quite so rugged. Provided you do not require a lot of disk swapping, etc, it can be put into a standard industrial enclosure. The mouse, OTOH, must always be acceptable. As for where you can find an actual computer similarly ruggedized, look on a CNC machine someday. These computers are designed to resist vibration, heat, cold, oil, water, smoke, and all the other hazards of industrial environments. I can't tell you where to find a desktop in similar trim, however, there are companies specializing in industrial controlls like Fanuc and Hitachi who might be able to put some kind of solution together for you, depending on what your situation is.

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  86. Re:That's really neat and all... by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    Oh my god... just when I thought I would never fall in love again... CHROME!
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  87. Re:Enough with the Mighty Mouse... by Legion303 · · Score: 1
    Crumbs!

    Is DM still on the air? I haven't seen it in years.

    -Legion

  88. Re:Did it "pass Russia"? by swb · · Score: 1

    So you're telling me that the country that developed the Mir is the place to test designs for their reliability? Is it past experience with fubar designs or knowledge of reliable designs?

  89. It's not a mouse. by AJWM · · Score: 3

    Just a very, very short joystick.

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  90. Errr by c_g_hills · · Score: 1

    Did anyone notice that he never said if the mouse actually worked afterwards? http://you.know.you.want.to.have.sex.with.chaz.aft ernet.org/

  91. My Humble Suggestion by dmatos · · Score: 2

    Both the main case and the monitor of a computer can be protected from a hazardous environment. Let's say you're working in a cabinet maker's shop, and there's tons of sawdust. Put the case and the monitor inside of a filtered cabinet, with a window to see the monitor. You still need to have input devices exposed to the harsh environment.

    If someone constructs keyboards and mice for harsh environments, and the rest of the computer is removed from those environments, you can still have a very durable system.

    Other places I can see this being used:
    On the back of a Hummer in the middle of nowhere
    A machine shop
    Okay, I'm out of ideas now, but you get the picture.

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  92. Re:Not the most powerful mouse in the world by fizban · · Score: 1
    I am currently working on a project to overclock my monitor...

    Have you ever tried increasing the voltage level? That usually helps. Yeah, really, all you have to do is just go and get a nice heavy-duty generator with variable voltage settings. Jack it up to the highest one. Plug that sucker into the monitor, switch on the power, and ... BAMN! Fireworks baby! Your Quake games will never be the same...

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  93. "Mac" truck? by Ethelred+Unraed · · Score: 2
    "It might be your ticket if you do your computing strapped to the underside of a Mac truck."

    So does a Mac truck only have one wheel? ;-)

    (Should be Mack truck, BTW...)

    cya

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  94. Finally, a mouse suited to MY needs. by LAI · · Score: 1
    At long last, I can point and click without all that annoying interference from meteor showers and mortar fire. $279 is a small price to pay for a mouse that will survive being driven over and submerged, unlike the other ones I've owned.

    Best of all, next time my house is hit by a satellite I won't have to worry about my mouse being damaged!

    LAI

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  95. Let's take a close look at these tests... by Gruneun · · Score: 1

    Isn't the point of the 18 wheels on a truck of that size to evenly distribute it's unusually large weight over many places? Let's get a stuntman rolling that thing on one wheel over the mouse.

    And what's the terminal velocity of a mouse, anyway? Bolt that mouse down to the desk (now there's an attractive feature) and then throw the whole desk out the window. Then I may be impressed with the durability.

    You want a real test? Find your typical cubicle dweller, take away his mouse, bolt that ugly thing down to his desk, and give him five minutes to destroy it out of sheer frustration.

  96. Give me an indestructable Joystick, please by Circumference · · Score: 1

    I would like a joystick made just like this mouse...it seems i need to buy an new joystick every few months because everything is make of cheap plastic. I want a 3-D joystick made out of steel!

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  97. Utterly Ridiculus by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    and it sure isn't an ergonomic wonder,

    Great, an outdoor, industrial or Mil grade mouse. From the boxy looks of it, it's not intended for easy of use or much use, for that matter.

    Is there a reason this thing has to be square or rectangular? I mean, besides the designer being the sort who checks his last buzz cut with a level and T-square. Reminds me of the way people used to design things before form was considered as opposed to functionality above all else.

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    1. Re:Utterly Ridiculus by rebelcool · · Score: 1

      its alot easier to make something square tough, than it is to take a curved mouse and make it impermeable..furthermore, since this is like the touch pad on your laptop, why in the world does it need to be ergonomically shaped? You're not going to put your hand around it anymore than you put your hand around your laptop.

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  98. Re:Doesn't work with IntelliMouse by Luminous · · Score: 2
    LOL...

    Hmmm...wonder how durable this Compaq Mouse is...okay, this Microsoft Mouse, damn.

    Hey, betchya these Dell Laptops are pretty durable....nope.

    *scans office for other things to drop out window*

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  99. Why? by Spit_Fire1 · · Score: 1

    Why would anyone, I mean anyone need such a mouse i have in my life broken 5 mouses that brings the grand total to $100 including tax and I think that in the next 20 years I will probably buy 5 or six more but that is still only $200 a $79 savings still and by the time you actually save any money with it you will not like it anymore and buy another. The only thing that I can see this mouse being used for is bragging rights:

    "Hey Y'all watch This!"


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  100. Rest Area Internet, etc by john@iastate.edu · · Score: 1
    Consider the kind of abuse stuff takes at a place like that -- your average mouse would last about a half a nanosecond.

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  101. Did it "pass Russia"? by Ektanoor · · Score: 5

    A truck in California, a fall in Sweden? Bring it to us in Russia. If it survives then they can certify it for real and claim as the real thoughest mouse... Meanwhile it is only a though mouse...

    I would like to see it pass -50, dropped into the coffee mug, being mistakenly taken for the ashtray, occasionally plugged into the power socket, then being kicked by one though sysadmin in Quake. And being sadistically tested by dozens of users - "Though yeah? Let's see then.."

    Once I saw how canadians brought a though truck into a Siberian town. A big bright shiny Kenwood. The Kamaz looks as a tiny family car in front of it. Russian mechanics looked at the american monster and warned that it wouldn't hold up too long. Canadians answered that they have Kenwoods working in similar climatic conditions in their North... Two weeks, BHAM! The main axis turned into a small mound of steel sand. And the guys got stucked in their base without supplies... Well five guys in a whole filled Kamaz. Running 80-120Km/h through the Taiga, frozen river beds at -50 they brought the supplies to the canadian group... A whole trip of over 300Km through Siberia...

    So, while it is not "Russian certified", it's only though...

    1. Re:Did it "pass Russia"? by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, lets see, here's a little history:

      Mir: Former Soviet space station, launched in 1986, and was operational for close to 15 years, designed to be operational at best for 5... It had a fire once and a collision when the Russian space agency forced a cosmonaut to attempt a manual docking of a progress module... Other than that, a flawless history, so to speak...

      Prior to that, there were the Salyut space stations, each of which only served 1-2 years before decommission... Of the series, there were 7, Mir being the final Salyut station...

      Skylab: The first US space station, launched in 1973, broken from the getgo, lost a solar panel in launch, and tore away it's thermal blanket, was abandoned and deorbited within 5 years of operation.

      Of course, there is one bit of truth to the Russian space program; up until the mid 70's, there were a great deal of disasters that were buried until the change of power, including a nasty explosion of their attempt at a competing launch vehicle to the Saturn V booster, the N-1... Lets just say the ground crew that was dissolved in the acetic acid (I believe that was part of the fuel, or at least another form of highly corrosive acid) were the lucky ones...

      And of course we have our Challenger and Apollo accidents to our record as well... Oh, and of course lots of fun Delta rockets blowing up with multimillion dollar satellites in them...

      Ohyeah, and the recent Mars exploration screwups, because someone forgot to convert imperial to metric measurements for the probe, and used a fubar rocket design in the lander too...

      So if anything, Russian and US space programs BOTH have their flaws, reliability wise...

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    2. Re:Did it "pass Russia"? by rebelcool · · Score: 1

      i'd say mir's fairly reliable. launched in what, 1986? It had a 10 year warranty and it's survived so far.. only reason it's going down is a lack of money.

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    3. Re:Did it "pass Russia"? by Callon · · Score: 1

      Don't ya love English? We can legitimately spell "fish" as "ghyeti" gh as in tough, ye as in dye, ti as in fiction Oh, and as for "rugged" American equipment - I've heard of the same experiences in the outback of Australia - the only 4wd vehicles to survive are apparently made in Japan. ;)

  102. keytronics by Spider-X · · Score: 1

    Those of you looking for a good rugged mouse/keyboard at a decent price can find one from Keytronic. Specifically the lifetime series mouse and keyboards. They are called "Lifetime" because they have a lifetime warranty. The Lifetime mouse uses wheels on the bottom instead of a ball, so it needs no cleaning and doesn't require a mouse pad. I've had mine for 2 years and it's good as new. Check it out here. No, it probably won't survive being dropped off a 5 story building, or being run over by a truck, but they are pretty tough. Their keyboards are good too. They are the OEM that build the Microsoft Natural Keyboards.

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  103. another way for the government to squander money by spectatorion · · Score: 1

    "Even the pentagon is considering using it."

    Hmm...why the hell would the pentagon need this? It's not like that building is a battle zone. The pentagon doesn't need high durability hardware like this; people there are normal users, pretty much like everyone else in terms of hardware durability needs. (And don't tell me its for field use, because if any computers are deployed in the field they are laptops with built-in pointing devices. Using anything but that is a risk and an inconvenience to users.) I think that the pentagon's consideration of this piece of hardware has less to do with its durability and more to do with its $279 price tag. The military loves to max out its budget so it can ask for more next year, even if it doesn't need it. I read somewhere that people doing work in the pentagon used $150 hammers and that office supplies, etc. were bought for way above retail in order to spend all the money that congress gives them, so they could ask for more the following year. This is the perfect opportunity to do just that.
    If you ask me, this country's government is a joke.

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  104. Re:It takes a licking... by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 1

    Dead.

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  105. though = tough (OT) by Cederic · · Score: 2


    Just to help people out, re-read 'though' as 'tough'.

    ~Cederic is not criticising, he wishes his Russian was as good

  106. Nothin' down here, by zrk · · Score: 1

    except a Neck and some Tendons!

    Good old John K. - How can you beat lines like that???

  107. Most Powerful? by the+real+jeezus · · Score: 1

    Durable maybe, but powerful?

    I think its driver software could make it actually powerful, but this is only a mouse used conventionally.

    Honestly, this is the stupidest thing I've seen since the :Cue :Cat. I guess it's target-marketed to the gearhead types who are into computers--the same people who are running out to buy P4s because their P3 is "obviously" obsolete. These same people usually only run a browser + MS office.

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  108. Re:That's really neat and all... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
    It's stainless steel, dude. Unless you're a mutant, semen and pine-sol won't touch it.
    Mutant Pine-Sol???

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  109. DuraPoint: More than just a pretty face. by kb9vcr · · Score: 1

    God I hope so, that thing needs to take a look in a mirror for a reality check.

  110. Re:Hardly Ergonomic by sjames · · Score: 2

    Anyone can make something bomb proof, truck proof, etc, but who's going to use it?

    Some likely uses are warehouse/industrial, auto shop and military. A regular mouse wouldn't stand a chance in those environments.

  111. Re:Its not really a mouse now is it by CoolVibe · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I'll bet the thing plays a crap game of Quake too...
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  112. Re:But will it..... by bluelip · · Score: 1

    neither do you.

    It was a joke. Get over it.

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  113. Re:Ouch by MouseR · · Score: 2

    I bet Troy Hurtubise could use that in his project.

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  114. What they didn't mention by Gefiltefish · · Score: 1

    They failed to mention that you have to feed this thing raw beef to keep it running (or risk losing your fingers when it gets hungry).

  115. Re:Ouch by pallex · · Score: 2

    User? There`s millions more where they came from.

  116. Re:Not the most powerful mouse in the world by Mtgman · · Score: 1

    In order to gain a competitive edge, I have overclocked my Microsoft Intellimouse and my serial port. I find that with the overclocked UART, I get finer control over my mouse movements and can move the mouse faster and more accurately.

    Of course I had to replace my hand with a Borg implant with a heatsink and cooling fan instead of a palm, but you should see my Frag Count!!!

    Steven

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  117. That fancy mouse...... by canning · · Score: 1
    .....which has been thrown off a five-story building, submerged for hours, run-over by an 18-wheel truck, beaten with a hammer, used as a hockey puck, thrown across a room and stepped on countless times.

    If I bought a user this "mouse" and he/she did that to it, they could also expect to get the world's largest kick in the ass.

    It's even theft-proof. Even the pentagon is considering using it.

    Those are called, wait for it, bolts you morons.

    At $279, it isn't cheap -- and it sure isn't an ergonomic wonder, but it might be your ticket if you do your computing strapped to the underside of a Mac truck."
    If only it had 3 mouse buttons!

    Yeah, but who expects a three hundred dollar mouse to posess all the bells and whistles?

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  118. Pentagon Purchasing Department by Richy_T · · Score: 2
    Even the pentagon is considering using it. At $279, it isn't cheap

    You see the problems with pricing conservatively? If they'd asked for $500, the Pentagon wouldn't have given a second thought and placed a bulk order for 10,000.

    My last mouse cost $20. I can't imagine for a second that I'd get through 14 mice in my lifetime.

    Rich

    1. Re:Pentagon Purchasing Department by Drakantus · · Score: 1

      My last mouse cost $20. I can't imagine for a second that I'd get through 14 mice in my lifetime. Not to mention, who knows how mice will connect to computers in 10 years. USB, PS/2, Serial none of them last forever.

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  119. Re:Er... by canning · · Score: 1

    and no ps/2 connection. Nice.

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  120. No more broken keyboards, because ... by Lio · · Score: 1

    ... now I can can hit my mouse until my desk goes to pieces. I just hope, that I remember this when the next anger-attack comes around ... damn hargglllll JuuhGUSUDFUz uasdfuUUhjhj *crack*

  121. Enough with the Mighty Mouse... by the_tsi · · Score: 1

    Danger Mouse could kick Might Mouse's ass any day of the week.

    Besides, as geeks we are obligated to support anyone who's as geeky as Penfold.

    -Chris
    ...More Powerful than Otto Preminger...

  122. But will it..... by bluelip · · Score: 1

    Can it clean its own ball?
    Does it work any better? I knwo most people are used to paying more for things that work less (Windows), but this is getting out of hand.

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    1. Re:But will it..... by yobtah · · Score: 1

      It doesn't have a ball... read the article, dumbass.

    2. Re:But will it..... by call+-151 · · Score: 1
      It doesn't have a ball to clean; instead there is a "touch sensitive cursor button."

      Notice the bolt mounts on the bottom for fixed installation and it is pretty clear that this is not a mouse in the usual sense...

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  123. Wow... by An+Ominous+Coward · · Score: 2

    ...it might even survive an X-Windows crash!

  124. Hardly Ergonomic by Cspine · · Score: 1
    Did you see how horrible that thing is?

    Anyone can make something bomb proof, truck proof, etc, but who's going to use it?

    seriously.

    At least in My Narrow Point of View

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  125. macs? by Slngal+11 · · Score: 1

    it's not mac compatible? oh, i forgot. it has two buttons, and macs can't use the second button. like everyone else, this company doesn't give a rat's ass about macs.

  126. Ah... but! by Gottjager · · Score: 1

    Did they try unleashing a toddler on it or spill coffee on it during a time critical job? Didn't see a mention of that, and with good reason...

  127. Re:another way for the government to squander mone by 1000baseFX · · Score: 1
    Duh,

    by Pentagon they are refering to military overall, Army/Marine corps battlefield conditions, Navy vessels, etc...

  128. No, it's spelled: by RiffRafff · · Score: 1


    Reba! Reba! Undulate!




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  129. Most Powerful Eh? by Roofus · · Score: 2

    The Most Powerful Mouse in the World

    Don't try to put that one past me! I've seen Mighty Mouse, and this thing aint nothing compared to him!. Why it doesn't even have a cape!

  130. Oooook by Hacktress · · Score: 1

    "Check out the Durapoint stainless steel industrial mouse which has bee thrown off a five-story building, submerged for hours, run-over by an 18-wheel truck, beaten with a hammer, used as a hockey puck, thrown across a room and stepped on countless times. It's even theft-proof." What good would the mouse be if the computer was destroyed? Shouldn't they work on making a computer that doesn't break if you look at it crooked? THAT would impress me more.

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  131. Er... by cluening · · Score: 1

    If only it had 3 mouse buttons!

    Just what other kinds of buttons might a mouse have?

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  132. Re:I'm Sorry, But by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

    We'd need to combine it with some kind of wireless technology, both so that the wire doesn't get ties up in knots and to make it even more indestructible (As well as the rolling mechanism getting gunged up or the button mechanism breaking I've seen mice fail because their leads break internally)

    UHF. Trust me on this one. My family used to have a UHF remote control for our satilite dish. You could be standing outside by the dish (about 300 meters away) and the control box would still pick up the signal. It was awesome for tuning the dish, let me tell you.

  133. I'll get my boss one. by jd · · Score: 2

    I wouldn't say my boss has a temper, but I'm still digging out the shrapnel from the wall from computer equiptment that upset my boss.

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  134. Cool! I need this... by Donut · · Score: 1

    ...maybe it will survive my daily fits of rage at the @ssh0le that AWP'ed me in counterstrike....

    [BOOM goes AWP]
    "Son of a ^%&%^#&!!!!"
    [BAM BAM BAM goes mouse on desk]
    [CRACK! goes mouse]
    "uh, oh..."

  135. Does anybody think... by DragoonAK · · Score: 1
    that the Pentagon actually pays that much? Come on - they're not that incompetent. That's their way of getting all the Black Ops stuff and secret research paid for.

    After all, they're not going to go to Congress and say, "Can we have $50mil to think up ways to kill Milosovec?" But turn those $60 toilets into $600 toilets, say a few wise words to the committee on defense spending, and bang!

    I don't know what's scarier - the fact that so much money is being used for totally unchecked activities or that the newsmedia actually reports it as if the military was that stupid without even hinting at the real meaning behind it.

  136. Doesn't work with IntelliMouse by ShadyG · · Score: 1
    Building here is only 3 stories. But just for the record, the IntelliMouse is not quite as durable.

    -- ShadyG

  137. DoD loves this kind of stuff by Vassily+Overveight · · Score: 1

    As far as the Pentagon thinking of using it, I'm not surprised. I do work for DoD, and am always amused when we have to design equipment that will survive events that will reduce the human operators to bloody bits splattered on the walls. I have a mental picture of this pointer device sitting there with a detached hand sitting on it ...

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  138. Re:I'm Sorry, But by Suidae · · Score: 1

    Optical? I was expecting precision accelerometers!

  139. Ad Campaign by All+Dat · · Score: 1

    See if only I worked for a company like this. Think of the fun ad's we could do for a product with this sort of angle. Try: "Our Mouse has balls that clank" or "Have you polished your mouse today?" it's products like these that make computers fun and, I still remember those cool wooden keyboards and monitors that cost like $4000.00. Although any knucklehead spending $4000.00 on a wooden keyboard must be from Canada. :) Touche!

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  140. Anyone notice that the last update was Oct 1999 by Banshee · · Score: 1

    Umm isn't this like a little old just to be making news now?

  141. Spelling eribba... by dmatos · · Score: 2

    That's not entirely true. For example, if my brain were miraculously removed at this exact moment in time, due to the configuration of my office chair I would slump forwards and my head would doubtless impact on the keyboard, resulting in something like:

    bhnhruty

    Notice that this is not only an incorrect spelling of "arriba," but it is also an incorrect spelling of much simpler words, such as "a", "I", "it", and complex words like "triskadecaphobia". So, I'm afraid that your post isn't entirely correct :)

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    1. Re:Spelling eribba... by dmatos · · Score: 1

      No comment.

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  142. where can I buy one? by eastMike · · Score: 1

    This is great! My mice take so much abuse (due largely to the cheating lucky jerks who somehow always manage to kill me in quake 2 and half life)...I get so angry, and the mouse is the first thing I can think of to bash my fist on. I actually got in trouble at work for it. :)

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  143. Accelerometers by dmatos · · Score: 2

    Hah! I'm laughing out loud about the response an accelerometer would give when dropped off of a five storey building, or run over by a Mack truck!

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  144. BRRRRR by dynamo_mikey · · Score: 1
    In this weather (5 degrees farhenheit here) all I can think about is how cold to the touch that stainless steel case would be in the winter!

    dynamo

  145. Why? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2

    Suppose your Navy Destroyer is hit with a missile or a bunch of wackos pop off a couple hundred pounds of C4 next to the hull. Think a Logitech or MS Mouse will keep working? I know that the computers will keep running, all of those things are on shock mounts. Have you seen the over-enginered flat panel displays the DoD buys?

    But the mouse? Will it keep running? You need something...stout so that you'll be able to keep inputing.

    Just because it's not the kind of mouse that most people need on thier desk...The Military and heavy industry has other needs that many geeks just don't get.

  146. Its not really a mouse now is it by stype · · Score: 1

    It doesn't have a ball, it appears to use a directional pad type thingy to control the cursor, so I wouldn't really call it a mouse. Its more of a fancy indestructable nintendo controller.
    -Stype

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  147. Of course, now the Pentagon... by Ratteau · · Score: 1


    ...finally has something to compliment their $300 hammers and $700 toilet seats

  148. To paraphrase Bob Costas... by the+Man+in+Black · · Score: 1

    "Just one word. Why?"

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  149. Ouch by TheFlu · · Score: 4
    ...thrown off a five-story building, submerged for hours, run-over by an 18-wheel truck, beaten with a hammer, used as a hockey puck, thrown across a room and stepped on countless times.
    The mouse may survive, but what about the user?

    Penguins love mice. The Linux Pimp

    1. Re:Ouch by child_of_mercy · · Score: 1
      do what you can to protect the user

      do what you can to protect the equipment

      Then when you have to put the peices back together after something nasty you have more peices to play with.

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  150. That's really neat and all... by Shoeboy · · Score: 2

    But I'm not likely to throw my mouse off of a five story building or hit it with a hammer.
    What's needed is information on how it handles my day to day mousing activity.
    How does it stand up to being squirted with semen and then cleaned off with pine-sol?
    --Shoeboy

  151. My mouse... by morie · · Score: 1

    ..also survived a dive from a high building. Maybe it wouldn't have if I'd let go of the cord though. Hmmm.

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  152. HulaPoint by kermit1221 · · Score: 1

    Where I work (a hydraulic repair shop) we use HulaPoint mice on the test stands. They're a nice little stainless steel box, with two buttons and a 'wobble pad' (three buttons aren't needed, since I haven't yet convinced the powers that be to run Linux over win98). The cool thing about them is that they are constantly doused with hydraulic oil, knocked off the desk, shot with 3500+ PSI of oil, etc... So far they're holding up great.

    Downside is, the price is around $400, so I don't think I'll be getting one anytime soon.


    Del

  153. Gamer-proof by CromeDome · · Score: 1

    Finally, a mouse that will stand up to my foul temper and fits of violence while playing 1st person shooters ;)

    That is, of course, if someone could actually use that mouse for FPSes. . .

  154. A *Mac* truck? by namlhaz · · Score: 1

    How did the mouse stand up against the PC trucks? Hmm, maybe TruckRolloverMarks will be the next meaningless benchmark cited by PC trolls in comp.sys.mac.advocacy? ;)

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  155. Re:I'm Sorry, But by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
    Now there's a great idea, we could have true 3D mice with accelerometers

    See here (remove any spaces /. might put in the URL for you)

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  156. Not quite what I imagined... by flimflam · · Score: 1

    I have to admit that when I heard about a stainless-steel mouse, I pictured something shaped like the new button-less Apple mice, but with a cool brushed-steel finish. That would rock.

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  157. 3 mouse buttons, heck .. by kd5biv · · Score: 1

    .. if only it was a USB mouse. This one even appears to have the old DB-9 connector -- they couldn't even make it a mini-DIN ..

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  158. only 280 dollars? by Cyberllama · · Score: 1

    At that price how could the pentagon afford NOT to use them.

  159. Semi-Truck by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2

    Don't know about the rest of the world, but that's what everyone in the Midwest calls a 18-wheeler.

    A semi-truck.

    A Freightliner, Peterbuilt, Kenworth, GM/Volvo...A big-rig.

  160. OT: Even spellcheck couldn't help this by Nonesuch · · Score: 1
    Not a spelling flame, but the word you want is "tough".

    So when is Slashdot getting a spelling and grammer check option as part of 'Preview' ?

  161. The mouse by Angreallabeau · · Score: 1

    I am using a Logitech wireless mouse and it rules. Honestly a good mouse can save your wrists and I am going to seriousily look into purchasing this new mouse. That is all. -R

  162. Actually Works Pretty Well by jlhaase · · Score: 1

    We used these on the SCADA computers that controlled the production lines where I used to work. They withstood quite a bit of abuse from our (l)users. In two years time running 6 of them I think I replaced one. That one was because someone cut the cord off of it. They do take a bit to get used to and are quite a pain for dragging, but for our applications all that was necessary was clicks and double clicks. Once our (l)users got used to them they would use a regular mouse anymore. :) They withstood Direct HighPressure(150 PSI) washdown with some pretty harsh chemical's nightly and almost never had any problems.

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  163. woohoo! by glowingspleen · · Score: 2

    This mouse is going to be PERFECT for my new underwater oceanic frozen hammer and truck manufacturing plant!

    Did I mention that we get supplies via non-parachuted air drops?

  164. I'm Sorry, But by dmatos · · Score: 4

    isn't this more of a crappy joystick than a mouse? Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the defining characteristic of a mouse that you move the device to move the cursor?

    This chunk of metal had a button on top that you push to control the cursor speed and direction, similar to those awful joysticks you find on laptops. Plus, it comes with all the holes necessary to bolt the damn thing to the desktop. I'm pretty sure you couldn't move it around then. Geez, I was expecting some rugged optical-mousing technology. Colour me disappointed.

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  165. For the military... by child_of_mercy · · Score: 1
    Only John Wayne toilet paper will do...

    It's rough and it's tough and it don't take no sh!t

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  166. Not really a mouse... or something... by cmowire · · Score: 1

    If you look at the specs, it's not a mouse in the canonical sense. You can't drag it around or anything.

    It's more like a very very industrialized TrackPoint.

    Very useful for computing in dangerous environments or out on the field. Or in the middle of the desert where the sand will grind the fsck out of the ball and probably scratch those funky new optical mice to hell, too.

  167. Damn, still not good enough. by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 2

    For the International Space Station.

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  168. Not the most powerful mouse in the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2
    In fact, I believe that I own the most powerful mouse in the world. I am a huge fan of Quake III, and regularly play online and attend LAN parties. In order to gain a competitive edge, I have overclocked my Microsoft Intellimouse and my serial port. I find that with the overclocked UART, I get finer control over my mouse movements and can move the mouse faster and more accurately. The benefits of my overclocked mouse have been demostrated by the vast improvement in my Quake II abilities.

    I am currently working on a project to overclock my monitor, in order to get a few more valuable frames per second in Quake III.