"Taco-snotting" is a term used by Rob Malda of Slashdot, otherwise known as CmdrTaco, to refer to the practice of sucking off a homosexual man (or unwilling heterosexual) and blowing the semen back out his nose onto the other man's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose: hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?
Unfortunately, yes. I met CmdrTaco at an
Open Source convention and he invited me back to his room for a game of Quake. When I got to his room, he jumped me and tied me to his bed, naked. He Taco-snotted me three times over the next two hours, sucking me to orgasm then snotting my semen onto my face, in my mouth, then again on my belly.
CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source convention (or rather, Open Sauce convention -- man sauce) buddies over to continue the snotfest. Linux Torvalds raped my ass with his monolithic kernel, and Anal Cox used his network stack in various unspeakable ways on every orifice in my body.
How did I finally escape? After about 16 hours of nonstop homosexual atrocities, they all went to sleep. I was left there, covered in jizz-snot, chained to the bed. Fortunately the cum worked wonderfully as a lubricant and I was able to squirm my way out of the handcuffs and slip out the back door. I'm just glad I survived the ordeal. These geeks had a lot of built-up spunk in their wads, I could've easily been drowned.
Why am I always receiving emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would allow him to Taco-snot me?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following:
From: malda@slashdot.org
To: wipotroll@hotmail.com
Subject: Hey, baby - jion me in a taco-snott!:)
Hey, baby!
Ever done a Taco-snotting with anothar fellow geek? Its more fun then trolling Slashdot, trust me! All that talk you troll with about homasexual incest and stuff got me all horny and hot for you! Is it serius? Please tell me that itt is! If you want to get with me and my Slashdot bois, drop me an emale!
ps- Please replie to me at horny_rob_6969@hotmail.com. I'd rather the guys at VA Linux are not seen this.:):)
--
CmdrTaco (malda@slashdot.org)
You most likely forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the Slashdot database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy being Taco-snotted. And this time, he found you. Lucky you.
CmdrTaco has probably already got the hots for your wad, and there's no escaping a geek in heat, so it's probably too late... but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from the listings, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on Messages, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot."
I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
Probably not. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge... oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex slave for the rest of your life -- or until he accidentally drowns you in spunk while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot." It very nearly happened to me.
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a
Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other with their gooey, hot and sticky cum, spooging all over each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with their sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease.
To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in Nazi Gestapo uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. They all then proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac, and a zoophile. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass back into the enema bag, then slathering the goo all over himself, and the little boy's chained up and naked bodies. Unwilling boys are tortured with pliers until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juicy-douche them for the rest of their lives.
As I already said, Mr. Katz is also a zoophile. As if the sexual escapades with the helpless little boys aren't enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a goat's anus. He is also rumoured to get off on watching his little boys eat the goat's small, bean-like turds.
...Are you getting hard writing this?
Why, yes.:) Join me in a WIPO-snot? I promise I won't try and rape you, chain you up in my basement, and make you my pony for the rest of your life. I'm not like CmdrTaco; I only enjoy snotting on willing partners.
What's that screaming I hear coming from your basement?
Oh, that's just my sister; I got her chained up in the basement. In fact, I just finished snotting all over her body. You should see her squirm when I spooge on her belly, lick it up, and snot it all over her face. She's such a feisty little 14 year-old bitch. Of course she's my sex slave, she's my
sister. What else would she be good for?...So, join me in a WIPO-snot?
"Taco-snotting" is a term used by Rob Malda of Slashdot, otherwise known as CmdrTaco, to refer to the practice of sucking off a homosexual man (or unwilling heterosexual) and blowing the semen back out his nose onto the other man's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose: hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?
Unfortunately, yes. I met CmdrTaco at an Open Source convention and he invited me back to his room for a game of Quake. When I got to his room, he jumped me and tied me to his bed, naked. He Taco-snotted me three times over the next two hours, sucking me to orgasm then snotting my semen onto my face, in my mouth, then again on my belly.
CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source convention (or rather, Open Sauce convention, man sauce) buddies over to continue the snotfest. Linux Torvalds raped my ass with his monolithic kernel, and Anal Cox used his network stack in various unspeakable ways.
Why am I getting emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would enjoy a round of Taco-snotting with him?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following:
From: cmdrtaco@slashdot.org
To: wipotroll@hotmail.com
Subject: Hey, baby - jion me in a taco-snott!:)
Hey, baby!
Ever done a Taco-snotting with anothar fellow geek? Its more fun then trolling Slashdot, trust me! All that talk you troll with about homasexual incest and stuff got me all horny and hot for you! Is it serius? Please tell me that itt is! If you want to get with me and my Slashdot bois, drop me an emale!
ps- Please replie to me at horny_rob_6969@hotmail.com. I'd rather the guys at VA Linux are not seen this.:):)
--
CmdrTaco (cmdrtaco@slashdot.org)
You most likely accidentally forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the Slashdot database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy being Taco-snotted. And this time, he found you. Lucky you.
CmdrTaco probably already got the hots for your semen, and there's no escaping a geek in hear, so it's probably too late, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from the listings, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on You, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot."
I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
Probably not. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge... oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex slave for the rest of your life, or until he accidentally drowns you in cum while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot." It very nearly happened to me.
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other with their gooey, hot and sticky cum, spooging all over each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with their sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease.
To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in Nazi Gestapo uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. They all then proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac, and a zoophile. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass into a plastic bag, then slathering the goo all over his little boy's chained up and naked bodies. Unwilling boys are tortured until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juice-douche them for the rest of their lives.
As I already said, Mr. Katz is also a zoophile. As if the sexual escapades with the little boys aren't enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a goat's anus. He also is rumoured to get off on making his little boys eat the goat's small, bean-like turds.
"Taco-snotting" is a term used by Rob Malda of Slashdot, otherwise known as CmdrTaco, to refer to the practice of sucking off a homosexual man (or unwilling heterosexual) and blowing the semen back out his nose onto the other man's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose: hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?
Unfortunately, yes. I met CmdrTaco at an Open Source convention and he invited me back to his room for a game of Quake. When I got to his room, he jumped me and tied me to his bed, naked. He Taco-snotted me three times over the next two hours, sucking me to orgasm then snotting my semen onto my face, in my mouth, then again on my belly.
CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source convention (or rather, Open Sauce convention, man sauce) buddies over to continue the snotfest. Linux Torvalds raped my ass with his monolithic kernel, and Anal Cox used his network stack in various unspeakable ways.
Why am I getting emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would enjoy a round of Taco-snotting with him?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following:
From: cmdrtaco@slashdot.org
To: wipotroll@hotmail.com
Subject: Hey, baby - jion me in a taco-snott!:)
Hey, baby!
Ever done a Taco-snotting with anothar fellow geek? Its more fun then trolling Slashdot, trust me! All that talk you troll with about homasexual incest and stuff got me all horny and hot for you! Is it serius? Please tell me that itt is! If you want to get with me and my Slashdot bois, drop me an emale!
ps- Please replie to me at horny_rob_6969@hotmail.com. I'd rather the guys at VA Linux are not seen this.:):)
--
CmdrTaco (cmdrtaco@slashdot.org)
You most likely accidentally forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the Slashdot database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy being Taco-snotted. And this time, he found you. Lucky you.
CmdrTaco probably already got the hots for your semen, and there's no escaping a geek in hear, so it's probably too late, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from the listings, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on You, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot."
I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
Probably not. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge... oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex slave for the rest of your life, or until he accidentally drowns you in cum while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot." It very nearly happened to me.
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other with their gooey, hot and sticky cum, spooging all over each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with their sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease.
To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in Nazi Gestapo uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. They all then proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac, and a zoophile. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass into a plastic bag, then slathering the goo all over his little boy's chained up and naked bodies. Unwilling boys are tortured until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juice-douche them for the rest of their lives.
As I already said, Mr. Katz is also a zoophile. As if the sexual escapades with the little boys aren't enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a goat's anus. He also is rumoured to get off on making his little boys eat the goat's small, bean-like turds.
"Taco-snotting" is a term used by Rob Malda of Slashdot, otherwise known as CmdrTaco, to refer to the practice of sucking off a homosexual man (or unwilling heterosexual) and blowing the semen back out his nose onto the other man's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose: hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?
Unfortunately, yes. I met CmdrTaco at an Open Source convention and he invited me back to his room for a game of Quake. When I got to his room, he jumped me and tied me to his bed, naked. He Taco-snotted me three times over the next two hours, sucking me to orgasm then snotting my semen onto my face, in my mouth, then again on my belly.
CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source convention (or rather, Open Sauce convention, man sauce) buddies over to continue the snotfest. Linux Torvalds raped my ass with his monolithic kernel, and Anal Cox used his network stack in various unspeakable ways.
Why am I getting emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would enjoy a round of Taco-snotting with him?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following:
From: cmdrtaco@slashdot.org
To: wipotroll@hotmail.com
Subject: Hey, baby - jion me in a taco-snott!:)
Hey, baby!
Ever done a Taco-snotting with anothar fellow geek? Its more fun then trolling Slashdot, trust me! All that talk you troll with about homasexual incest and stuff got me all horny and hot for you! Is it serius? Please tell me that itt is! If you want to get with me and my Slashdot bois, drop me an emale!
ps- Please replie to me at horny_rob_6969@hotmail.com. I'd rather the guys at VA Linux are not seen this.:):)
--
CmdrTaco (cmdrtaco@slashdot.org)
You most likely accidentally forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the Slashdot database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy being Taco-snotted. And this time, he found you. Lucky you.
CmdrTaco probably already got the hots for your semen, and there's no escaping a geek in hear, so it's probably too late, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from the listings, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on You, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot."
I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
Probably not. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge... oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex slave for the rest of your life, or until he accidentally drowns you in cum while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot." It very nearly happened to me.
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other with their gooey, hot and sticky cum, spooging all over each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with their sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease.
To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in Nazi Gestapo uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. They all then proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac, and a zoophile. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass into a plastic bag, then slathering the goo all over his little boy's chained up and naked bodies. Unwilling boys are tortured until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juice-douche them for the rest of their lives.
As I already said, Mr. Katz is also a zoophile. As if the sexual escapades with the little boys aren't enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a goat's anus. He also is rumoured to get off on making his little boys eat the goat's small, bean-like turds.
"Taco-snotting" is a term used by Rob Malda of Slashdot, otherwise known as CmdrTaco, to refer to the practice of sucking off a homosexual man (or unwilling heterosexual) and blowing the semen back out his nose onto the other man's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose: hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?
Unfortunately, yes. I met CmdrTaco at an Open Source convention and he invited me back to his room for a game of Quake. When I got to his room, he jumped me and tied me to his bed, naked. He Taco-snotted me three times over the next two hours, sucking me to orgasm then snotting my semen onto my face, in my mouth, then again on my belly.
CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source convention (or rather, Open Sauce convention, man sauce) buddies over to continue the snotfest. Linux Torvalds raped my ass with his monolithic kernel, and Anal Cox used his network stack in various unspeakable ways.
Why am I getting emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would enjoy a round of Taco-snotting with him?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following:
From: cmdrtaco@slashdot.org
To: wipotroll@hotmail.com
Subject: Hey, baby - jion me in a taco-snott!:)
Hey, baby!
Ever done a Taco-snotting with anothar fellow geek? Its more fun then trolling Slashdot, trust me! All that talk you troll with about homasexual incest and stuff got me all horny and hot for you! Is it serius? Please tell me that itt is! If you want to get with me and my Slashdot bois, drop me an emale!
ps- Please replie to me at horny_rob_6969@hotmail.com. I'd rather the guys at VA Linux are not seen this.:):)
--
CmdrTaco (cmdrtaco@slashdot.org)
You most likely accidentally forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the Slashdot database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy being Taco-snotted. And this time, he found you. Lucky you.
CmdrTaco probably already got the hots for your semen, and there's no escaping a geek in hear, so it's probably too late, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from the listings, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on You, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot."
I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
Probably not. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge... oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex slave for the rest of your life, or until he accidentally drowns you in cum while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot." It very nearly happened to me.
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other with their gooey, hot and sticky cum, spooging all over each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with their sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease.
To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in Nazi Gestapo uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. They all then proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac, and a zoophile. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass into a plastic bag, then slathering the goo all over his little boy's chained up and naked bodies. Unwilling boys are tortured until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juice-douche them for the rest of their lives.
As I already said, Mr. Katz is also a zoophile. As if the sexual escapades with the little boys aren't enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a goat's anus. He also is rumoured to get off on making his little boys eat the goat's small, bean-like turds.
"Taco-snotting" is a term used by Rob Malda of Slashdot, otherwise known as CmdrTaco, to refer to the practice of sucking off a homosexual man (or unwilling heterosexual) and blowing the semen back out his nose onto the other man's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose: hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?
Unfortunately, yes. I met CmdrTaco at an Open Source convention and he invited me back to his room for a game of Quake. When I got to his room, he jumped me and tied me to his bed, naked. He Taco-snotted me three times over the next two hours, sucking me to orgasm then snotting my semen onto my face, in my mouth, then again on my belly.
CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source convention (or rather, Open Sauce convention, man sauce) buddies over to continue the snotfest. Linux Torvalds raped my ass with his monolithic kernel, and Anal Cox used his network stack in various unspeakable ways.
Why am I getting emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would enjoy a round of Taco-snotting with him?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following:
From: cmdrtaco@slashdot.org
To: wipotroll@hotmail.com
Subject: Hey, baby - jion me in a taco-snott!:)
Hey, baby!
Ever done a Taco-snotting with anothar fellow geek? Its more fun then trolling Slashdot, trust me! All that talk you troll with about homasexual incest and stuff got me all horny and hot for you! Is it serius? Please tell me that itt is! If you want to get with me and my Slashdot bois, drop me an emale!
ps- Please replie to me at horny_rob_6969@hotmail.com. I'd rather the guys at VA Linux are not seen this.:):)
--
CmdrTaco (cmdrtaco@slashdot.org)
You most likely accidentally forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the Slashdot database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy being Taco-snotted. And this time, he found you. Lucky you.
CmdrTaco probably already got the hots for your semen, and there's no escaping a geek in hear, so it's probably too late, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from the listings, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on You, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot."
I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
Probably not. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge... oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex slave for the rest of your life, or until he accidentally drowns you in cum while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot." It very nearly happened to me.
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other with their gooey, hot and sticky cum, spooging all over each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with their sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease.
To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in Nazi Gestapo uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. They all then proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac, and a zoophile. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass into a plastic bag, then slathering the goo all over his little boy's chained up and naked bodies. Unwilling boys are tortured until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juice-douche them for the rest of their lives.
As I already said, Mr. Katz is also a zoophile. As if the sexual escapades with the little boys aren't enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a goat's anus. He also is rumoured to get off on making his little boys eat the goat's small, bean-like turds.
"Taco-snotting" is a term used by CmdrTaco to refer to the practice of sucking off a homosexual man and blowing the semen back out his nose onto his partner's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose, leading it to look like a large snot. Hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Why am I getting emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would enjoy a round of "Taco-snotting" with him?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following:
From: cmdrtaco@slashdot.org
To: wipotroll@hotmail.com
Subject: Hey, baby - jion me in a taco-snott!:)
Hey, baby!
Ever done a Taco-snotting with anothar fellow geek? Its more fun then trolling Slashdot, trust me! All that talk you troll with about homasexual incest and stuff got me all horny and hot for you! Is it serius? Please tell me that itt is! If you want to get with me and my Slashdot bois, drop me an emale!
ps- Please replie to me at horny_rob_6969@hotmail.com. I'd rather the guys at VA Linux are not seen this.:):)
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CmdrTaco (cmdrtaco@slashdot.org)
You most likely accidentally forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy a Taco-snotting with him. And this time, he found you. To disable this setting, log in, go to your user page, click on You, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Of course, CmdrTaco's probably already got the hots for your semen, so it's probably too late.
Can I stop receiving emails from CmdrTaco?
Probably. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex toy/slave for the rest of your life, or until he accidentally drowns you in cum while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot."
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other's gooey, hot, sticky cum on each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides the extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease. To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in full Gestapo uniforms complete with Nazi regalia, and proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass into a plastic bag, then slathering the goo all over his little boy's chained up and naked bodies.
"Taco-snotting" is a term used by CmdrTaco to refer to the practice of suckingoff a homosexual man and blowing the semen back out his nose onto his partner's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose, leading it to look like a large snot. Hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Why am I getting emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would enjoy a round of "Taco-snotting" with him?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following:
From: cmdrtaco@slashdot.org
To: wipotroll@hotmail.com
Subject: Hey, baby - jion me in a taco-snott!:)
Hey, baby!
Ever done a Taco-snotting with anothar fellow geek? Its more fun then trolling Slashdot, trust me! All that talk you troll with about homasexual incest and stuff got me all horny and hot for you! Is it serius? Please tell me that itt is! If you want to get with me and my Slashdot bois, drop me an emale!
ps- Please replie to me at horny_rob_6969@hotmail.com. I'd rather the guys at VA Linux are not seen this.:):)
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CmdrTaco (cmdrtaco@slashdot.org)
You most likely accidentally forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy a Taco-snotting with him. And this time, he found you. To disable this setting, log in, go to your user page, click on You, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Of course, CmdrTaco's probably already got the hots for your semen, so it's probably too late.
Can I stop receiving emails from CmdrTaco?
Probably. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex toy/slave for the rest of your life, or until he accidentally drowns you in cum while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot."
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other's gooey, hot, sticky cum on each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides the extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease. To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in full Gestapo uniforms complete with Nazi regalia, and proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass into a plastic bag, then slathering the goo all over his little boy's chained up and naked bodies.
"Taco-snotting" is a term used by CmdrTaco to refer to the practice of sucking off a homosexual man and blowing the semen back out his nose onto his partner's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose, leading it to look like a large snot. Hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Why am I getting emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would enjoy a round of "Taco-snotting" with him?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following:
From: cmdrtaco@slashdot.org
To: wipotroll@hotmail.com
Subject: Hey, baby - jion me in a taco-snott!:)
Hey, baby!
Ever done a Taco-snotting with anothar fellow geek? Its more fun then trolling Slashdot, trust me! All that talk you troll with about homasexual incest and stuff got me all horny and hot for you! Is it serius? Please tell me that itt is! If you want to get with me and my Slashdot bois, drop me an emale!
ps- Please replie to me at horny_rob_6969@hotmail.com. I'd rather the guys at VA Linux are not seen this.:):)
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CmdrTaco (cmdrtaco@slashdot.org)
You most likely accidentally forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy a Taco-snotting with him. And this time, he found you. To disable this setting, log in, go to your user page, click on You, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Of course, CmdrTaco's probably already got the hots for your semen, so it's probably too late.
Can I stop receiving emails from CmdrTaco?
Probably. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex toy/slave for the rest of your life, or until he accidentally drowns you in cum while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot."
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other's gooey, hot, sticky cum on each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides the extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease. To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in full Gestapo uniforms complete with Nazi regalia, and proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass into a plastic bag, then slathering the goo all over his little boy's chained up and naked bodies.
"Taco-snotting" is a term used by CmdrTaco to refer to the practice of sucking off a homosexual man and blowing the semen back out his nose onto his partner's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose, leading it to look like a large snot. Hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Why am I getting emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would enjoy a round of "Taco-snotting" with him?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following:
From: cmdrtaco@slashdot.org
To: wipotroll@hotmail.com
Subject: Hey, baby - jion me in a taco-snott!:)
Hey, baby!
Ever done a Taco-snotting with anothar fellow geek? Its more fun then trolling Slashdot, trust me! All that talk you troll with about homasexual incest and stuff got me all horny and hot for you! Is it serius? Please tell me that itt is! If you want to get with me and my Slashdot bois, drop me an emale!
ps- Please replie to me at horny_rob_6969@hotmail.com. I'd rather the guys at VA Linux are not seen this.:):)
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CmdrTaco (cmdrtaco@slashdot.org)
You most likely accidentally forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy a Taco-snotting with him. And this time, he found you. To disable this setting, log in, go to your user page, click on You, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Of course, CmdrTaco's probably already got the hots for your semen, so it's probably too late.
Can I stop receiving emails from CmdrTaco?
Probably. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex toy/slave for the rest of your life, or until he accidentally drowns you in cum while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot."
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other's gooey, hot, sticky cum on each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides the extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease. To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in full Gestapo uniforms complete with Nazi regalia, and proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass into a plastic bag, then slathering the goo all over his little boy's chained up and naked bodies.
"Taco-snotting" is a term used by CmdrTaco to refer to the practice of sucking off a homosexual man and blowing the semen back out his nose onto his partner's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose, leading it to look like a large snot. Hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Why am I getting emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would enjoy a round of "Taco-snotting" with him?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following:
From: cmdrtaco@slashdot.org
To: wipotroll@hotmail.com
Subject: Hey, baby - jion me in a taco-snott!:)
Hey, baby!
Ever done a Taco-snotting with anothar fellow geek? Its more fun then trolling Slashdot, trust me! All that talk you troll with about homasexual incest and stuff got me all horny and hot for you! Is it serius? Please tell me that itt is! If you want to get with me and my Slashdot bois, drop me an emale!
ps- Please replie to me at horny_rob_6969@hotmail.com. I'd rather the guys at VA Linux are not seen this.:):)
--
CmdrTaco (cmdrtaco@slashdot.org)
You most likely accidentally forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy a Taco-snotting with him. And this time, he found you. To disable this setting, log in, go to your user page, click on You, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Of course, CmdrTaco's probably already got the hots for your semen, so it's probably too late.
Can I stop receiving emails from CmdrTaco?
Probably. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex toy/slave for the rest of your life, or until he accidentally drowns you in cum while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot."
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other's gooey, hot, sticky cum on each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides the extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease. To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in full Gestapo uniforms complete with Nazi regalia, and proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass into a plastic bag, then slathering the goo all over his little boy's chained up and naked bodies.
After mommy found out about my trolling using her internet last March, she locked me in the basement. Every day she and my sister came down and beat the shit out of me, then raped my ass with a candlestick (ouch!). My sister would sit on my face and shit in my mouth; this is what they fed me every day. Mom usually pissed on me, too. They kept me naked chained to the furnace! Most of my body is all scarred and burnt from that.
I finally escaped last week and bludgeoned them both to death with my own leg (which I had chewed off to escape). I skullfucked my sister's decapitated head with what's left of my shriveled penis. I left them both to be eaten by the dogs.
Not keeping me down!! Of course, I am intimately acquainted with the lameness filter, about as axquainted as I am with CmdrTaco's poopchute. Who am I? I am THE WIPO TROLL.
Where have I been? After mommy found out about my trolling using her internet last March, she locked me in the basement. Every day she and my sister came down and beat the shit out of me, then raped my ass with a candlestick (ouch!). My sister would sit on my face and shit in my mouth; this is what they fed me every day. Mom usually pissed on me, too. They kept me naked chained to the furnace! Most of my body is all scarred and burnt from that.
I finally escaped last week and bludgeoned them both to death with my own leg (which I had chewed off to escape). I skullfucked my sister's decapitated head with what's left of my shriveled penis. I left them both to be eaten by the dogs.
After mommy found out about my trolling using her internet last March, she locked me in the basement. Every day she and my sister came down and beat the shit out of me, then raped my ass with a candlestick (ouch!). My sister would sit on my face and shit in my mouth; this is what they fed me every day. Mom usually pissed on me, too. They kept me naked chained to the furnace! Most of my body is all scarred and burnt from that.
I finally escaped last week and bludgeoned them both to death with my own leg (which I had chewed off to escape). I skullfucked my sister's decapitated head with what's left of my shriveled penis. I left them both to be eaten by the dogs.
Hello, my -1 compadre. Alas, no, I got the disease from my own sister.
After mommy found out about my trolling using her internet last March, she locked me in the basement. Every day she and my sister came down and beat the shit out of me, then raped my ass with a candlestick (ouch!). My sister would sit on my face and shit in my mouth; this is what they fed me every day. Mom usually pissed on me, too. They kept me naked chained to the furnace! Most of my body is all scarred and burnt from that.
I finally escaped last week and bludgeoned them both to death with my own leg (which I had chewed off to escape). I skullfucked my sister's decapitated head with what's left of my shriveled penis. Then I fucked her fishy hole --- didn't know she had syphilis, damnit. I left them both to be eaten by the dogs.
After mommy found out about my trolling using her internet last March, she locked me in the basement. Every day she and my sister came down and beat the shit out of me, then raped my ass with a candlestick (ouch!). My sister would sit on my face and shit in my mouth; this is what they fed me every day. Mom usually pissed on me, too. They kept me naked chained to the furnace! Most of my body is all scarred and burnt from that.
I finally escaped last week and bludgeoned them both to death with my own leg (which I had chewed off to escape). I skullfucked my sister's decapitated head with what's left of my shriveled penis. I left them both to be eaten by the dogs.
After mommy found out about my trolling using her internet last March, she locked me in the basement. Every day she and my sister came down and beat the shit out of me, then raped my ass with a candlestick (ouch!). My sister would sit on my face and shit in my mouth; this is what they fed me every day. Mom usually pissed on me, too. They kept me naked chained to the furnace! Most of my body is all scarred and burnt from that.
I finally escaped last week and bludgeoned them both to death with my own leg (which I had chewed off to escape). I skullfucked my sister's decapitated head with what's left of my shriveled penis. I left them both to be eaten by the dogs.
After mommy found out about my trolling using her internet last March, she locked me in the basement. Every day she and my sister came down and beat the shit out of me, then raped my ass with a candlestick (ouch!). My sister would sit on my face and shit in my mouth; this is what they fed me every day. Mom usually pissed on me, too. They kept me naked chained to the furnace! Most of my body is all scarred and burnt from that.
I finally escaped last week and bludgeoned them both to death with my own leg (which I had chewed off to escape). I skullfucked my sister's decapitated head with what's left of my shriveled penis. I left them both to be eaten by the dogs.
After mommy found out about my trolling using her internet last March, she locked me in the basement. Every day she and my sister came down and beat the shit out of me, then raped my ass with a candlestick (ouch!). They kept me naked chained to the furnace. Most of my body is all scarred and burnt from that.
I finally escaped last week and bludgeoned them both to death with my own leg (which I had chewed off to escape). I skullfucked my sister's decapitated head with what's left of my shriveled penis. I left them both to be eaten by the dogs.
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THE OFFICIAL TACO-SNOTTING FAQ
By The WIPO Troll
What is "Taco-snotting?"
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted? Why am I always receiving emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would allow him to Taco-snot me? I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!? What is a "Circle-snot"? Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.$Id: tacosnotting.txt,v 1.4 2001/11/11 02:00:45 wipo Exp $
"Taco-snotting" is a term used by Rob Malda of Slashdot, otherwise known as CmdrTaco, to refer to the practice of sucking off a homosexual man (or unwilling heterosexual) and blowing the semen back out his nose onto the other man's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose: hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?
Unfortunately, yes. I met CmdrTaco at an Open Source convention and he invited me back to his room for a game of Quake. When I got to his room, he jumped me and tied me to his bed, naked. He Taco-snotted me three times over the next two hours, sucking me to orgasm then snotting my semen onto my face, in my mouth, then again on my belly.
CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source convention (or rather, Open Sauce convention, man sauce) buddies over to continue the snotfest. Linux Torvalds raped my ass with his monolithic kernel, and Anal Cox used his network stack in various unspeakable ways.
Why am I getting emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would enjoy a round of Taco-snotting with him?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following: You most likely accidentally forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the Slashdot database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy being Taco-snotted. And this time, he found you. Lucky you.
CmdrTaco probably already got the hots for your semen, and there's no escaping a geek in hear, so it's probably too late, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from the listings, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on You, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot."
I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
Probably not. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge... oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex slave for the rest of your life, or until he accidentally drowns you in cum while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot." It very nearly happened to me.
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other with their gooey, hot and sticky cum, spooging all over each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with their sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease.
To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in Nazi Gestapo uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. They all then proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac, and a zoophile. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass into a plastic bag, then slathering the goo all over his little boy's chained up and naked bodies. Unwilling boys are tortured until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juice-douche them for the rest of their lives.
As I already said, Mr. Katz is also a zoophile. As if the sexual escapades with the little boys aren't enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a goat's anus. He also is rumoured to get off on making his little boys eat the goat's small, bean-like turds.
Are you getting hard writing this?
Why, yes.
No, thanks. I'm already Taco's boi toi.
$Id: tacosnotting.txt,v 1.3 2001/11/09 23:48:44 wipo Exp $
Join me in a WIPO-snotting? I promise, I won't make you my sex slave. Seriously.
...
...Ignore those screams you hear from the basement, it's just my sister.
...Of course she's my sex slave, she's my sister, after all.
...Oh, fuck you. You're the pervert.
"Taco-snotting" is a term used by Rob Malda of Slashdot, otherwise known as CmdrTaco, to refer to the practice of sucking off a homosexual man (or unwilling heterosexual) and blowing the semen back out his nose onto the other man's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose: hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?
Unfortunately, yes. I met CmdrTaco at an Open Source convention and he invited me back to his room for a game of Quake. When I got to his room, he jumped me and tied me to his bed, naked. He Taco-snotted me three times over the next two hours, sucking me to orgasm then snotting my semen onto my face, in my mouth, then again on my belly.
CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source convention (or rather, Open Sauce convention, man sauce) buddies over to continue the snotfest. Linux Torvalds raped my ass with his monolithic kernel, and Anal Cox used his network stack in various unspeakable ways.
Why am I getting emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would enjoy a round of Taco-snotting with him?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following: You most likely accidentally forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the Slashdot database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy being Taco-snotted. And this time, he found you. Lucky you.
CmdrTaco probably already got the hots for your semen, and there's no escaping a geek in hear, so it's probably too late, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from the listings, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on You, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot."
I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
Probably not. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge... oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex slave for the rest of your life, or until he accidentally drowns you in cum while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot." It very nearly happened to me.
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other with their gooey, hot and sticky cum, spooging all over each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with their sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease.
To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in Nazi Gestapo uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. They all then proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac, and a zoophile. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass into a plastic bag, then slathering the goo all over his little boy's chained up and naked bodies. Unwilling boys are tortured until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juice-douche them for the rest of their lives.
As I already said, Mr. Katz is also a zoophile. As if the sexual escapades with the little boys aren't enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a goat's anus. He also is rumoured to get off on making his little boys eat the goat's small, bean-like turds.
Are you getting hard writing this?
Why, yes.
No, thanks. I'm already Taco's boi toi.
$Id: tacosnotting.txt,v 1.3 2001/11/09 23:48:44 wipo Exp $
"Taco-snotting" is a term used by Rob Malda of Slashdot, otherwise known as CmdrTaco, to refer to the practice of sucking off a homosexual man (or unwilling heterosexual) and blowing the semen back out his nose onto the other man's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose: hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?
Unfortunately, yes. I met CmdrTaco at an Open Source convention and he invited me back to his room for a game of Quake. When I got to his room, he jumped me and tied me to his bed, naked. He Taco-snotted me three times over the next two hours, sucking me to orgasm then snotting my semen onto my face, in my mouth, then again on my belly.
CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source convention (or rather, Open Sauce convention, man sauce) buddies over to continue the snotfest. Linux Torvalds raped my ass with his monolithic kernel, and Anal Cox used his network stack in various unspeakable ways.
Why am I getting emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would enjoy a round of Taco-snotting with him?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following: You most likely accidentally forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the Slashdot database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy being Taco-snotted. And this time, he found you. Lucky you.
CmdrTaco probably already got the hots for your semen, and there's no escaping a geek in hear, so it's probably too late, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from the listings, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on You, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot."
I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
Probably not. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge... oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex slave for the rest of your life, or until he accidentally drowns you in cum while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot." It very nearly happened to me.
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other with their gooey, hot and sticky cum, spooging all over each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with their sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease.
To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in Nazi Gestapo uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. They all then proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac, and a zoophile. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass into a plastic bag, then slathering the goo all over his little boy's chained up and naked bodies. Unwilling boys are tortured until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juice-douche them for the rest of their lives.
As I already said, Mr. Katz is also a zoophile. As if the sexual escapades with the little boys aren't enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a goat's anus. He also is rumoured to get off on making his little boys eat the goat's small, bean-like turds.
Are you getting hard writing this?
Why, yes.
No, thanks. I'm already Taco's boi toi.
$Id: tacosnotting.txt,v 1.3 2001/11/09 23:48:44 wipo Exp $
If I post at -1 I can't get modded down.
If I don't get modded down I can't get banned.
See?
"Taco-snotting" is a term used by Rob Malda of Slashdot, otherwise known as CmdrTaco, to refer to the practice of sucking off a homosexual man (or unwilling heterosexual) and blowing the semen back out his nose onto the other man's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose: hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?
Unfortunately, yes. I met CmdrTaco at an Open Source convention and he invited me back to his room for a game of Quake. When I got to his room, he jumped me and tied me to his bed, naked. He Taco-snotted me three times over the next two hours, sucking me to orgasm then snotting my semen onto my face, in my mouth, then again on my belly.
CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source convention (or rather, Open Sauce convention, man sauce) buddies over to continue the snotfest. Linux Torvalds raped my ass with his monolithic kernel, and Anal Cox used his network stack in various unspeakable ways.
Why am I getting emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would enjoy a round of Taco-snotting with him?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following: You most likely accidentally forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the Slashdot database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy being Taco-snotted. And this time, he found you. Lucky you.
CmdrTaco probably already got the hots for your semen, and there's no escaping a geek in hear, so it's probably too late, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from the listings, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on You, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot."
I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
Probably not. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge... oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex slave for the rest of your life, or until he accidentally drowns you in cum while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot." It very nearly happened to me.
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other with their gooey, hot and sticky cum, spooging all over each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with their sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease.
To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in Nazi Gestapo uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. They all then proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac, and a zoophile. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass into a plastic bag, then slathering the goo all over his little boy's chained up and naked bodies. Unwilling boys are tortured until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juice-douche them for the rest of their lives.
As I already said, Mr. Katz is also a zoophile. As if the sexual escapades with the little boys aren't enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a goat's anus. He also is rumoured to get off on making his little boys eat the goat's small, bean-like turds.
Are you getting hard writing this?
Why, yes.
No, thanks. I'm already Taco's boi toi.
$Id: tacosnotting.txt,v 1.3 2001/11/09 23:48:44 wipo Exp $
"Taco-snotting" is a term used by Rob Malda of Slashdot, otherwise known as CmdrTaco, to refer to the practice of sucking off a homosexual man (or unwilling heterosexual) and blowing the semen back out his nose onto the other man's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose: hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?
Unfortunately, yes. I met CmdrTaco at an Open Source convention and he invited me back to his room for a game of Quake. When I got to his room, he jumped me and tied me to his bed, naked. He Taco-snotted me three times over the next two hours, sucking me to orgasm then snotting my semen onto my face, in my mouth, then again on my belly.
CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source convention (or rather, Open Sauce convention, man sauce) buddies over to continue the snotfest. Linux Torvalds raped my ass with his monolithic kernel, and Anal Cox used his network stack in various unspeakable ways.
Why am I getting emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would enjoy a round of Taco-snotting with him?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following: You most likely accidentally forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the Slashdot database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy being Taco-snotted. And this time, he found you. Lucky you.
CmdrTaco probably already got the hots for your semen, and there's no escaping a geek in hear, so it's probably too late, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from the listings, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on You, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot."
I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
Probably not. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge... oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex slave for the rest of your life, or until he accidentally drowns you in cum while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot." It very nearly happened to me.
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other with their gooey, hot and sticky cum, spooging all over each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with their sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease.
To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in Nazi Gestapo uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. They all then proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac, and a zoophile. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass into a plastic bag, then slathering the goo all over his little boy's chained up and naked bodies. Unwilling boys are tortured until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juice-douche them for the rest of their lives.
As I already said, Mr. Katz is also a zoophile. As if the sexual escapades with the little boys aren't enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a goat's anus. He also is rumoured to get off on making his little boys eat the goat's small, bean-like turds.
Are you getting hard writing this?
Why, yes.
No, thanks. I'm already Taco's boi toi.
$Id: tacosnotting.txt,v 1.3 2001/11/09 23:48:44 wipo Exp $
"Taco-snotting" is a term used by CmdrTaco to refer to the practice of sucking off a homosexual man and blowing the semen back out his nose onto his partner's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose, leading it to look like a large snot. Hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Why am I getting emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would enjoy a round of "Taco-snotting" with him?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following: You most likely accidentally forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy a Taco-snotting with him. And this time, he found you. To disable this setting, log in, go to your user page, click on You, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Of course, CmdrTaco's probably already got the hots for your semen, so it's probably too late.
Can I stop receiving emails from CmdrTaco?
Probably. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex toy/slave for the rest of your life, or until he accidentally drowns you in cum while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot."
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other's gooey, hot, sticky cum on each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides the extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease. To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in full Gestapo uniforms complete with Nazi regalia, and proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass into a plastic bag, then slathering the goo all over his little boy's chained up and naked bodies.
Are you getting hard writing this?
Why, yes. Join me in a WIPO-snot?
No, thanks. I'm already Taco's boi toi.
$Id: tacosnotting.txt,v 1.2 2001/11/08 22:35:16 wipo Exp $
"Taco-snotting" is a term used by CmdrTaco to refer to the practice of suckingoff a homosexual man and blowing the semen back out his nose onto his partner's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose, leading it to look like a large snot. Hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Why am I getting emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would enjoy a round of "Taco-snotting" with him?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following: You most likely accidentally forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy a Taco-snotting with him. And this time, he found you. To disable this setting, log in, go to your user page, click on You, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Of course, CmdrTaco's probably already got the hots for your semen, so it's probably too late.
Can I stop receiving emails from CmdrTaco?
Probably. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex toy/slave for the rest of your life, or until he accidentally drowns you in cum while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot."
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other's gooey, hot, sticky cum on each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides the extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease. To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in full Gestapo uniforms complete with Nazi regalia, and proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass into a plastic bag, then slathering the goo all over his little boy's chained up and naked bodies.
Are you getting hard writing this?
Why, yes. Join me in a WIPO-snot?
No, thanks. I'm already Taco's boi toi.
$Id: tacosnotting.txt,v 1.2 2001/11/08 22:35:16 wipo Exp $
"Taco-snotting" is a term used by CmdrTaco to refer to the practice of sucking off a homosexual man and blowing the semen back out his nose onto his partner's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose, leading it to look like a large snot. Hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Why am I getting emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would enjoy a round of "Taco-snotting" with him?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following: You most likely accidentally forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy a Taco-snotting with him. And this time, he found you. To disable this setting, log in, go to your user page, click on You, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Of course, CmdrTaco's probably already got the hots for your semen, so it's probably too late.
Can I stop receiving emails from CmdrTaco?
Probably. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex toy/slave for the rest of your life, or until he accidentally drowns you in cum while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot."
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other's gooey, hot, sticky cum on each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides the extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease. To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in full Gestapo uniforms complete with Nazi regalia, and proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass into a plastic bag, then slathering the goo all over his little boy's chained up and naked bodies.
Are you getting hard writing this...?
Why, yes. Join me in a WIPO-snot?
No, thanks. I'm already Taco's boi toi.
$Id: tacosnotting.txt,v 1.2 2001/11/08 22:35:16 wipo Exp $
"Taco-snotting" is a term used by CmdrTaco to refer to the practice of sucking off a homosexual man and blowing the semen back out his nose onto his partner's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose, leading it to look like a large snot. Hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Why am I getting emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would enjoy a round of "Taco-snotting" with him?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following: You most likely accidentally forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy a Taco-snotting with him. And this time, he found you. To disable this setting, log in, go to your user page, click on You, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Of course, CmdrTaco's probably already got the hots for your semen, so it's probably too late.
Can I stop receiving emails from CmdrTaco?
Probably. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex toy/slave for the rest of your life, or until he accidentally drowns you in cum while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot."
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other's gooey, hot, sticky cum on each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides the extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease. To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in full Gestapo uniforms complete with Nazi regalia, and proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass into a plastic bag, then slathering the goo all over his little boy's chained up and naked bodies.
Are you getting hard writing this?
Why, yes. Join me in a WIPO-snot?
No, thanks. I'm already Taco's boi toi.
$Id: tacosnotting.txt,v 1.2 2001/11/08 22:35:16 wipo Exp $
"Taco-snotting" is a term used by CmdrTaco to refer to the practice of sucking off a homosexual man and blowing the semen back out his nose onto his partner's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose, leading it to look like a large snot. Hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Why am I getting emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would enjoy a round of "Taco-snotting" with him?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following: You most likely accidentally forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy a Taco-snotting with him. And this time, he found you. To disable this setting, log in, go to your user page, click on You, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Of course, CmdrTaco's probably already got the hots for your semen, so it's probably too late.
Can I stop receiving emails from CmdrTaco?
Probably. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex toy/slave for the rest of your life, or until he accidentally drowns you in cum while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot."
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other's gooey, hot, sticky cum on each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides the extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease. To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in full Gestapo uniforms complete with Nazi regalia, and proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass into a plastic bag, then slathering the goo all over his little boy's chained up and naked bodies.
Are you getting hard writing this?
Why, yes. Join me in a WIPO-snot?
No, thanks. I'm already Taco's boi toi.
$Id: tacosnotting.txt,v 1.2 2001/11/08 22:35:16 wipo Exp $
I am back!
After mommy found out about my trolling using her internet last March, she locked me in the basement. Every day she and my sister came down and beat the shit out of me, then raped my ass with a candlestick (ouch!). My sister would sit on my face and shit in my mouth; this is what they fed me every day. Mom usually pissed on me, too. They kept me naked chained to the furnace! Most of my body is all scarred and burnt from that.
I finally escaped last week and bludgeoned them both to death with my own leg (which I had chewed off to escape). I skullfucked my sister's decapitated head with what's left of my shriveled penis. I left them both to be eaten by the dogs.
Not keeping me down!! Of course, I am intimately acquainted with the lameness filter, about as axquainted as I am with CmdrTaco's poopchute. Who am I? I am THE WIPO TROLL.
Where have I been? After mommy found out about my trolling using her internet last March, she locked me in the basement. Every day she and my sister came down and beat the shit out of me, then raped my ass with a candlestick (ouch!). My sister would sit on my face and shit in my mouth; this is what they fed me every day. Mom usually pissed on me, too. They kept me naked chained to the furnace! Most of my body is all scarred and burnt from that.
I finally escaped last week and bludgeoned them both to death with my own leg (which I had chewed off to escape). I skullfucked my sister's decapitated head with what's left of my shriveled penis. I left them both to be eaten by the dogs.
My life smells like so much elephant feces...
(Maybe I should stop slathering myself in them?)
My gonads?
I am back!!!
After mommy found out about my trolling using her internet last March, she locked me in the basement. Every day she and my sister came down and beat the shit out of me, then raped my ass with a candlestick (ouch!). My sister would sit on my face and shit in my mouth; this is what they fed me every day. Mom usually pissed on me, too. They kept me naked chained to the furnace! Most of my body is all scarred and burnt from that.
I finally escaped last week and bludgeoned them both to death with my own leg (which I had chewed off to escape). I skullfucked my sister's decapitated head with what's left of my shriveled penis. I left them both to be eaten by the dogs.
Hello, my -1 compadre. Alas, no, I got the disease from my own sister.
After mommy found out about my trolling using her internet last March, she locked me in the basement. Every day she and my sister came down and beat the shit out of me, then raped my ass with a candlestick (ouch!). My sister would sit on my face and shit in my mouth; this is what they fed me every day. Mom usually pissed on me, too. They kept me naked chained to the furnace! Most of my body is all scarred and burnt from that.
I finally escaped last week and bludgeoned them both to death with my own leg (which I had chewed off to escape). I skullfucked my sister's decapitated head with what's left of my shriveled penis. Then I fucked her fishy hole --- didn't know she had syphilis, damnit. I left them both to be eaten by the dogs.
I am back!!
After mommy found out about my trolling using her internet last March, she locked me in the basement. Every day she and my sister came down and beat the shit out of me, then raped my ass with a candlestick (ouch!). My sister would sit on my face and shit in my mouth; this is what they fed me every day. Mom usually pissed on me, too. They kept me naked chained to the furnace! Most of my body is all scarred and burnt from that.
I finally escaped last week and bludgeoned them both to death with my own leg (which I had chewed off to escape). I skullfucked my sister's decapitated head with what's left of my shriveled penis. I left them both to be eaten by the dogs.
I am back!!
After mommy found out about my trolling using her internet last March, she locked me in the basement. Every day she and my sister came down and beat the shit out of me, then raped my ass with a candlestick (ouch!). My sister would sit on my face and shit in my mouth; this is what they fed me every day. Mom usually pissed on me, too. They kept me naked chained to the furnace! Most of my body is all scarred and burnt from that.
I finally escaped last week and bludgeoned them both to death with my own leg (which I had chewed off to escape). I skullfucked my sister's decapitated head with what's left of my shriveled penis. I left them both to be eaten by the dogs.
They're all covered in spooge. You can barely make out the little boy's wee-wees anymore. But sure.
I am back!!
After mommy found out about my trolling using her internet last March, she locked me in the basement. Every day she and my sister came down and beat the shit out of me, then raped my ass with a candlestick (ouch!). My sister would sit on my face and shit in my mouth; this is what they fed me every day. Mom usually pissed on me, too. They kept me naked chained to the furnace! Most of my body is all scarred and burnt from that.
I finally escaped last week and bludgeoned them both to death with my own leg (which I had chewed off to escape). I skullfucked my sister's decapitated head with what's left of my shriveled penis. I left them both to be eaten by the dogs.
I am back!
After mommy found out about my trolling using her internet last March, she locked me in the basement. Every day she and my sister came down and beat the shit out of me, then raped my ass with a candlestick (ouch!). They kept me naked chained to the furnace. Most of my body is all scarred and burnt from that.
I finally escaped last week and bludgeoned them both to death with my own leg (which I had chewed off to escape). I skullfucked my sister's decapitated head with what's left of my shriveled penis. I left them both to be eaten by the dogs.
8===> SPOOGEDOT.ORG <===8
I'm a fat useless pile of trolling shit.
With syphilis.
And ass hairs long enough to braid.
Are you???