User: The WIPO Troll

Re:First pr0st

On: Nintendo GameCube Clone Out In Japan

I blame my inability to get first poast on your excessively large Canadian penis. I was too busy thinking about it (and wanking!) to try and get first poast.

8======CANADIAN======D

Re:Nintendo: A story of pur japanese male passion.

On: Nintendo GameCube Clone Out In Japan

I can't write more than 20 words without stopping to wank off to photos of 8 year old little boys, sorry.

*wank wank wank*
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*wank wank...!!!*
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*SPOOGE!!*

See? Terribly, terribly sorry, but I have to go clean myself up now.

Holy shit!

On: Nintendo GameCube Clone Out In Japan

My shit-encrusted crotch is on fire!
And my ass hairs!!

Damn!

On: Making Money In Open Source

I got one hairy ass! Wow!
Wanna lick it?

Kiddies?

On: Slashback: Scramjet, Golden Ears, Preciousness

Are these the type that'll lick my pud?
I want a little kiddie to lick my pud.
My sister won't do it anymore.
She says it tastes like stinking feces.
It probably does.

Pud

On: Slashback: Scramjet, Golden Ears, Preciousness

I'm holding my pud as I write this. =))

The WIPO Troll

On: What's Your Halloween Costume?

I'm getting naked, slathering my body from head to toe with human feces, rolling in the mud a bit, having 1,001 geeks from the Slashdot development team urinate on my face, then I'm going to stick Jon Katz on my penis and prance around town trickortreating like that.

If, while mounted atop my pud, Katz should inexplicably die from some kind of nasty and quite virulent STD oozing its pus from my pud, I shall replace him with CmdrTaco. One geek's ass is as good as the next.

I wonder if I should shove a gerbil up my ass, or is that pushing it a bit too much?

Re:pee?

On: Slashback: Scramjet, Golden Ears, Preciousness

I'm holding my penis in my hands.
It's shit-encrusted.
Someone ------ lick it clean?

Feces

On: Billgatus Masks for Halloween?

I'm going to dress up as a giant log of human feces (using authentic fecal matter).
Last year I went as a giant syphilitic penis and gonads.

Re:Wank?

On: Black Hole Sans Donut Puzzles Astronomers

Wank, wank.
Sweaty goat secx!!

wh0re

On: Black Hole Sans Donut Puzzles Astronomers

skank wh0re. suck my feces-encrusted penises.

Re:Not impossible

On: Black Hole Sans Donut Puzzles Astronomers

My crotch has pimples. Help?

Soory

On: Black Hole Sans Donut Puzzles Astronomers

Sorry I'm late poasting for TROLL TUESDAY -- I got held up (wanking to g0at pictures) and didn't realize I missed it!!

TROLL WEDNESDAY!
TROLL WEDNESDAY!!
TROLL WEDNESDAY!!!

Wank?

On: Black Hole Sans Donut Puzzles Astronomers

I like to wank to things.
Do YOU like to wank to things?
Like GOATS???
And STINKY CROTCHES???

Wipooooo...

Good

On: DEF CON "Capture the Capture The Flag" Data

Wank, wank, wank! I love to wank. Do you like to wank? I'm wanking as I write this!

Someone come lick up my mess!!

Crotch?

On: DEF CON "Capture the Capture The Flag" Data

My crotch has feces all over it. Won't someone please lick it clean? Please? Please...?!

It's good

On: DEF CON "Capture the Capture The Flag" Data

I like to braid my crotch hairs on Taco's face.
How 'bout you?

crotch

On: DEF CON "Capture the Capture The Flag" Data

I have some shit-encrusted crotch hairs they could "capture." Sure would taste fine.

Hello

On: WipOut Contest

I HAVE RETURNED. Bow down before my feces-encrusted crotch hairs, and kiss them.

Re:Where's the WIPO Troll when you need 'im?

On: WipOut Contest

I appear to have returned. I assume you are most happy. *SPOOGE*

Re:Where's the WIPO Troll when you need 'im?

On: WipOut Contest

Who, me?