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  1. Re:If it works on humans on Scientists Restore Lost Brain Function In Rat With Synthetic Device · · Score: 2

    I actually have mod points right now, but I can't find the one to mark you "+1 Recursive".

    Find the choice marked "+1 Recursive" and then start looking from there.

  2. Re:This will lead to nothing but confusion on Sesame Street Begins Teaching Math and Science · · Score: 1
  3. Re:If it works on humans on Scientists Restore Lost Brain Function In Rat With Synthetic Device · · Score: 1

    If it works on humans, maybe we can restore the brain function of those of us still dumb enough to waste time on Slashdot.

    Like you then.

    Exactly.

  4. Re:Who gets to be Marie Antoinette? on Conflict Between Occupy Wall Street Protestors and NYPD Escalating · · Score: 1

    Please PLEASE let it be Sarah Palin!

    Tell her Romney is going to be beheaded in the next town over.

  5. Re:So this is the new Slashdot? on Conflict Between Occupy Wall Street Protestors and NYPD Escalating · · Score: 1

    Really? This is what it's come to? I come here for the nerdy, techy, geeky news items of the day. This story is none of those.

    You must be new around here - Slashdot has been home to activist social rantings since at least the late 90's.

    Am I the only one who misses Jon Katz's brand of lunacy?

  6. Re:Expected Police Violence on Conflict Between Occupy Wall Street Protestors and NYPD Escalating · · Score: 1

    Cops have always been like this. It's just that now we have the fuckers on video.

  7. Re:have fun protesting on Conflict Between Occupy Wall Street Protestors and NYPD Escalating · · Score: 1

    Similar to the thinking of growing cannabis on your own property for your own use.

  8. Re:have fun protesting on Conflict Between Occupy Wall Street Protestors and NYPD Escalating · · Score: 1

    Personally, I would love to see a Federal Judge outline what constitutes as a "formal" constitutionally supported rebellion.

    Me too. Particularly if he is in stocks while he does it.

  9. Re:Lack of news on Conflict Between Occupy Wall Street Protestors and NYPD Escalating · · Score: 1

    They went over the SEC to their (SEC's) bosses: Wall Street.

  10. Re:Victory against the MPAA and RIAA on Canadian Government Says DRM Circumvention Not Related To Copyright · · Score: 1

    Dunno about .CA, but in .US, there is a little difference between violating a civil contract and being a criminal.

  11. If it works on humans on Scientists Restore Lost Brain Function In Rat With Synthetic Device · · Score: 1

    If it works on humans, maybe we can restore the brain function of those of us still dumb enough to waste time on Slashdot.

  12. Re:This is outrageously stupid on Apple Says Samsung 3G Patents Violate RAND Requirements · · Score: 1

    The market disputes your claim that Apple has only two-buck Chuck. I'm no Randroid, but institutional fund managers are quite a bit more dispassionate about Apple products than fanboys on either side. There are also the customers, the legal system(s) (so far), and pretty much everybody except for a portion of tech people and individual traders who shorted AAPL.

  13. Re:Google retrieval? on Will Google TV Owe Royalties For Universal Search? · · Score: 1

    " Thomas the Tank Engine porn."

    Rule 34, is there nothing you can't do?

    fap,fap,fap...

  14. Re:Did the market really shift? on Can Newegg Survive the Post-PC Future? · · Score: 1

    You got 'only' a 100mHz bump when upgrading in HS and college? Shit, when I was in high school, I think I would have need a Beowulf cluster to get to the first 100 mHz...

  15. Re:Seems plausible on Drunken Parrot Season Starts in Australia · · Score: 1

    I also fall over, have difficulty flying and run into things when drunk.

    How about when you're sober. Can you fly then?

    "Can you fly, Bobby?"

  16. Re:Except that is quite wrong on Apple Says Samsung 3G Patents Violate RAND Requirements · · Score: 1

    Apple will need to prove that their design features add no value beyond aesthetics.

    Well shit, isn't that what a billion Slashdotters already claim about them?

  17. Re:Curious on Apple Says Samsung 3G Patents Violate RAND Requirements · · Score: 1

    You have got to be shitting me. All of this nerdrage when Samsung admits that Apple has already paid?

  18. Re:This is outrageously stupid on Apple Says Samsung 3G Patents Violate RAND Requirements · · Score: 1

    Some of the licensees might choose to sign cross-licensing agreements in lieu of some of that money, just like they might choose to pay in frequent flyer miles or beer.

    True. But if everyone has chosen cross-licensing agreements except Apple, how much are those cross-licensing agreements worth to Samsung? Shouldn't they be able to extract the equivalent value of those cross-licensing agreements?

    For example, if you're selling your old car for $2000, isn't it fair and reasonable to at least expect $2000 worth of beer?

    Bad analogy is bad. What Samsung wants to do (seemingly) is require everyone to license their technology for a bottle of wine. Most manufacturers only have two buck Chuck lying around. Apple only has some $300/bottle vintage stuff.

    At least as I understand the arguments.

  19. Re:Wrong Apple is the bad guy. on Apple Says Samsung 3G Patents Violate RAND Requirements · · Score: 1

    Sorry but it's true. This is 100% Apple's fault. I think we all know that Samsung would not have sued Apple, were it not for Apple's shameful patent trolling.

    Thieves generally don't sue if they get away with stolen property either.

  20. Re:The article is mostly a hyperbolic rant on The Dead Sea Scrolls and Information Paranoia · · Score: 1

    The average person cannot understand the source code, therefore there is no reason for it to be free/open.

  21. Re:How about closer? on The Dead Sea Scrolls and Information Paranoia · · Score: 1

    Except they are not exactly your records. They are a doctor's (and others') notes on the treatment they provided to and for you. They must maintain a copy of those records for a certain length of time. For this reason, you cannot have the sole copy of them. I would also argue that for their needs (lawsuits, primarily) it is important to have the original. Therefore, you get a copy. And copies cost money.

  22. Re:Where are the shareholders? on HP Spent Over $80M To Get Rid of Its CEOs · · Score: 1

    "the board looked around and none of the current second-level VPs was ready to be CEO"

    Translated, that would mean something like, "None of our current VPs have slept with, or even performed fellatio, on any of the board members."

    Maybe because Meg Whitman's dick is too big?

  23. Re:Fire in the fireplace? on Irish Man's Death Ruled Spontaneous Combustion · · Score: 1

    if you're loaded up with lethal levels of alcohol...

    That would never happen in Ireland.

    57 comments and only one joke about drunk Irishmen? Slashdot truly is dying. The fact that nobody has licked to a Family Guy clip from when Peter went there just nails the coffin shut.

  24. Re:In completely unrelated news on Irish Man's Death Ruled Spontaneous Combustion · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    You're sick.

    And you're scared enough to post anonymously.

    Can you blame him? Who wants to be the target of a guy with a working death ray?

  25. Re:Who would have thought so.... on HideMyAss.com Doesn't Hide Logs From the FBI · · Score: 1

    Not retaining logs might be illegal, but is it illegal to not make the logs in the first place?

    This whole conversation strikes me as a bit anal retentive...

    Most legal discussions are similar to 'how many angels can dance on the head of a pin?'