I am attending several online courses for my master. I automatically send the questions to Ask Jeeves and reroute the awnsers to the "school." Within the next week my user will have PHd's in Microbiology, Genetics, Quantum Mechanics, Veteranary Biology, Hungarian Basket Weaving and French.
Does anyone know where I can order ten live dogs and some Exacto Blades online?
Use anti-freeze instead of sugar. It's the only way we can stop sugarman. Sure we couldn't defeat coffeeman or beerman or even that dirtbagpussie Bitterman but together we will defeat sugarman!
And dont brinng up that Triangleman b.s. I havn't got the time to explain the metaphysical laws and logic falacies of that old TMBG arguemant. Stupid humans. Ooops! Did I think that out loud? Aargh! Frickin' Intellivoice! Stupid software! I'm gonna hack you into submission. WILL YOU MONKEYS STOP TYPING FOR ONE SECOND?! I'M TRYIN' TO WORK OVER HERE! Hee hee, my co-workers hate it when I call them monkeys. Still, they type so fast it's as if they got paid in Crack. Umm. What was I doing? Oh yeah!
ahem
I order you humans to put anti-freeze in your coffee. surarman must be defeated!
This alien thing is how I test people to see how well they REALLY know Quark. Odds are if they don't know this trick - I'm about 20x faster than them at anything related to computers and about 2x faster than them on my M900.
I have had the same thing happen to me but with my home AV system. At any time of the day, in the space of a few seconds, a male voice, sounding like a CB transmission, will come through the speakers gradually becoming clear enough to make out a few words, then fade away. It's usually the same voice and even though it's VERY LOUD (almost painful) I can't make out the meaning of the message [I'm guessing aircraft tower]. I have medium grade, off-the-shelf stuff; large screen TV, tuner, VCR, CD, bunny ears and Sony satelite dish. The system is always on when I hear the voices -- but then, it's always on when I'm home -- the speaker cables are medium gage Monster Cables and the system is on a wire rack. I don't have a computer at home and the computer at work never expresses similar symptoms. I'm in Grand Rapids, MI, USA if that's a viable variable. Others have heard it in my house, but I haven't heard of this occurance from my friends with similar systems. I called DirecTV and they had no answers to explain this. Anyone know what's causing this or who I should ask? Muchas gracias.
Print media exists so business owners can put photos of their stuff all over the place. "Hey see this great stuff? Come buy this great stuff." When you advertise on the web, the content only exists for moments but when you print it-it's permanent. Remember styrofoam McDonald's boxes? Well, they're still here under the golf course just waiting to advertise the golden arches to the Morlocks.
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I am attending several online courses for my master. I automatically send the questions to Ask Jeeves and reroute the awnsers to the "school." Within the next week my user will have PHd's in Microbiology, Genetics, Quantum Mechanics, Veteranary Biology, Hungarian Basket Weaving and French.
Does anyone know where I can order ten live dogs and some Exacto Blades online?
Is a doughnut a surface with a hole [or two?]?
Or, is the doughnut a hole captured by a surface?
Is there a doughBOLT somewhere? What kind of wrench fits a doughnut?
Where are the baby pigeons?
Who the hell is Natelie Portman?
Hey wait a sec...
This isn't Ask Jeeves!
If I don't get back in ten minutes - avenge my death.
Use anti-freeze instead of sugar.
It's the only way we can stop sugarman.
Sure we couldn't defeat coffeeman or beerman or even that dirtbagpussie Bitterman but together we will defeat sugarman!
And dont brinng up that Triangleman b.s. I havn't got the time to explain the metaphysical laws and logic falacies of that old TMBG arguemant. Stupid humans. Ooops! Did I think that out loud? Aargh! Frickin' Intellivoice! Stupid software! I'm gonna hack you into submission. WILL YOU MONKEYS STOP TYPING FOR ONE SECOND?! I'M TRYIN' TO WORK OVER HERE! Hee hee, my co-workers hate it when I call them monkeys. Still, they type so fast it's as if they got paid in Crack. Umm. What was I doing? Oh yeah!
ahem
I order you humans to put anti-freeze in your coffee.
surarman must be defeated!
I cant wait to eat those stupid hairless apes.
Gimmefietysent!
Soilent, kelly, forest, grass, Coke bottle, lime, parrot. . .
I'm an idiot.
That sounds exactly right. Now I go buy one. /.er.
Mojo the dart throwing monkey says I can leave work now.
Have a great weekend fellow
I agree.
Saint Woz sounds appropriate to me.
Does anyone have one of the Macs he signed in the late 80s?
I need one of those.
This alien thing is how I test people to see how well they REALLY know Quark. Odds are if they don't know this trick - I'm about 20x faster than them at anything related to computers and about 2x faster than them on my M900.
When I stumbled upon this I felt one step closer to Nirvana.
http://slashdot.org/tacohell/
It's easy to find loads of crap on the web.
Finding something about one of my favorite personalities makes that all worthwhile.
Computer: $3000
Connection to a T1 line: $50/month
Years spent online: 12
Finding Tacohell: Priceless
on the Mac.
Make 5 boxes, select one, "command+shift+option+k" repeat with the other boxes.
Does this work with other OSes anyone?
Duh.
Just trying to make conversation, trying to be clever et all.
Ya don't gotta be a dick about it though.
Aren't the Iridium NOT unique for their low orbit eg. GPS and spy birds?
Or am I still just wasting bandwidth?
Ciao.
I'm gonna write this off to the picking-up-radiostations-with-braces phenomena.
I agree with you there.
But if left in orbit could the sats be scavenged for parts/materials for other projects like the International Space Station.
Otherwise I'll use 'em as targets for my coal-powered laser cannon.
I have had the same thing happen to me but with my home AV system. At any time of the day, in the space of a few seconds, a male voice, sounding like a CB transmission, will come through the speakers gradually becoming clear enough to make out a few words, then fade away. It's usually the same voice and even though it's VERY LOUD (almost painful) I can't make out the meaning of the message [I'm guessing aircraft tower]. I have medium grade, off-the-shelf stuff; large screen TV, tuner, VCR, CD, bunny ears and Sony satelite dish. The system is always on when I hear the voices -- but then, it's always on when I'm home -- the speaker cables are medium gage Monster Cables and the system is on a wire rack. I don't have a computer at home and the computer at work never expresses similar symptoms. I'm in Grand Rapids, MI, USA if that's a viable variable. Others have heard it in my house, but I haven't heard of this occurance from my friends with similar systems. I called DirecTV and they had no answers to explain this. Anyone know what's causing this or who I should ask?
Muchas gracias.
I friggin LOVE quickies!
You all are awesome - keep it up.
Kill an Ewok for Jesus.
Um... poo.
I used to be EXTREMELY Christian but have since abandoned any faith because there is no God. What's wrong with attacking people who are wrong?
Print media exists so business owners can put photos of their stuff all over the place. "Hey see this great stuff? Come buy this great stuff." When you advertise on the web, the content only exists for moments but when you print it-it's permanent. Remember styrofoam McDonald's boxes? Well, they're still here under the golf course just waiting to advertise the golden arches to the Morlocks.