User: dildos_akimbo

That explains why...

On: In Historic Turn, CO2 Emissions Flatline In 2014, Even As Global Economy Grows

this winter was so fuckin cold - need moar CO2

Re:Eurotards are just jealous

On: F-Secure's Hypponen: The Internet Is a 'US Colony'

Ummm Einstein was Jewish...what other fate awaited him if he stayed?

Re:700 years?

On: Hurricane Sandy a 1-in-700-Year Event Says NASA Study

I think being a round number, that it isn't very accurate or credible. If they said 1-in-759 years, it would be more believable.

Re:Clamwin

On: Ask Slashdot: Light-Footprint Antivirus For Windows XP?

I hear MyCleanPC will speed up your PC and protect you from your own hosts file. (ducks) (runs) (ducks some more)

Re:No Wonder You All Are So Fat

On: The Glorious Return of the Twinkie

By his condescending tone, I'd guess whichever one he chooses

Re:you call THAT a pandemic?!

On: Modelling Reveals Likely Spread of New H7N9 Avian Flu

just stay away from the sneezing chicken fried rice

Re:Soon...

On: Recent Warming of Antarctica "Unusual But Not Unprecedented"

I for one welcome our new...old....ones overlords!