Slashdot Mirror


User: GeekWithAKnife

GeekWithAKnife's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
543
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 543

  1. At least... on Man Shot To Death For Texting During Movie · · Score: 0, Troll

    he died doing what he loved. He will not be missed.

  2. Cost Implications on Ask Slashdot: How Do I Convince Management To Hire More IT Staff? · · Score: 1


    This is what your senior managers are often most concerned about.

    The way I see it you need to figure out how much it costs the business if function X breaks. If the network fails, how much does the business lose per day.
    Let's not forget there is an additional cost if the usual staff cannot do their work, time lost to restore backups etc.

    Now factor the cost of getting some adhoc help via an external company in case of emergency. Eventually the network will fail and if you alone cannot fix it you'll need help.

    Hopefully you now have some *realistic* and yet scary figures. You need to figure out what sort of resiliency the network has and what is the likelihood of a total catastrophic failure. The less redundant the setup, the higher the chance.

    Bring this information to the relevant people and demonstrate how these risks are lowered with additional headcount/equipment.

    If you have more than 5 minutes to think about this I'm sure you'll expand on this line of thought and come up with something even more polished.

  3. Tired of this nonsense on Books With "Questionable Content" Being Deleted From ebookstores In Sweeping Ban · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Every time we complete some sort of cycle, discover a new tribe, a new people, new nation or continent, new media, new format, new distribution whatever, there's always this stupid witch hunt. -Oh no a person is saying/writing/portraying things I don't agree with, this must stop right now. Democracy is bad. Censor that shit right away! -burn all those books.

    To make it worse there's this pseudo fanatical craze to get rid of nudity with a passion but violence? not so much. somehow nudity is worse...reminds me of the MPAA rating system. Sure you can show blood, but the naked human body? are you out of your mind?!

    This is always the problem with controlled distribution, formats and media. Someone decides what's best for you.

  4. Apple's Next Move? on Nokia Design Guru Urges Apple To End Cable Chaos · · Score: 1, Funny


    Naturally, to appease the current problems with connectors and cables that differ across apple's product range a new cabling standard is needed to across the board.
    I humbly suggest Apple will create the iCable. This magical cable will come in in two varieties, the iCableS and the iCableC. (The C version will of course be in different colours.)

    The benefits of the iCable are many; it will support the latest Apple standards, enabling best-in-class functionality and transfer speeds. furthermore, it will create a new market for existing licensed manufacturers to create new adapters and will serve to push users into more upgrades and accessories as none of their previous cables will be usable. Not forgetting that the new cable will be totally useless with their existing devices.

    The iCable will allow us to bring back those great office conversations of "Do you have a phone charger? -Oh no I need an iPhone charger."

    Let's be fair, is there really a doube of why Apple is slowly losing out of market share in the smartphone wars?

  5. Where do I comment on that ruling? on EU Court Holds News Website Liable For Readers' Comments · · Score: 1

    I have some choice words for these judges.

  6. Re:Why do we bother with the barbarians? on Saudi Justice: 10 Years and 2,000 Lashes For Internet Video of Naked Dancing · · Score: 1

    This is where your suggested approach fails; if we have no relations with them and we isolate "barbarians" they will most likely only come to reject us and never learn any better. Like the odd kid in the school, if everyone shuns him there's a higher chance he'll become a bitter, resentful loner.

  7. The beginning of the end on If Java Is Dying, It Sure Looks Awfully Healthy · · Score: 1


    It's all a matter of perspective, anything alive and well can only get sick and die eventually. Death is an eventuality. So really, Java is dying.


  8. If he would have been forcing himself on a woman he would have probably gotten off the hook and she'd be divorced and punished.

    What have we learned here? life is not fair, people are cruel and most of the world is still run by primitives.

  9. Far more interesting is... on 8 Users of Silk Road Arrested, 'Many More To Come' · · Score: 1

    how this will affect bitcoins in the long run. There was a bit of a fall...but will BTC now be deemed more legit or will all this work as an incentive to make it outright illegal?
    Hope it works out for all those people with their Terahash ASIC machine buying plans.

  10. Re:Before people get critical, RTFA on Red Cross Wants Consequences For Video-Game Mayhem · · Score: 1

    You can play "Americas army" if you want that. Of course that's a choice.

  11. Re:Man i hate this game on Red Cross Wants Consequences For Video-Game Mayhem · · Score: 1

    You've been a bad boy and your character is still in the penitentiary; please try again in 19 hours and counting...

  12. Ultra reaslitic games on Red Cross Wants Consequences For Video-Game Mayhem · · Score: 1


    If I wanted a game that I had to do a 9-5 and be scolded by my boss when I was mouthy to a customer I'd just go to work.

    Part of the reason we play games is because we can do unrealistic things. Sure, run around town, shoot up the place and drive off in a car you;d never be able to steal, let alone afford.

    Perhaps what they should concentrate on is educating children and young adults about real life consequences and how video games differ from real life.

  13. Re:A good firm message on Chemical Experts Begin Destroying Syria's Chemical Arsenal · · Score: 1

    The question is, how did I mean it? ;-)

  14. A good firm message on Chemical Experts Begin Destroying Syria's Chemical Arsenal · · Score: 1


    Let's face it, europeans complain of the inhumanity but are not willing to do something about it. The bitch and moan that the US is the world police but of course are shocked that the US will not bankroll an expedition to liberate Syria.

    No with a US that has bark but no bite due to the Russian/Chinese muzzle we can just nod and smile as the only solution remaining was achieved. The solution?
    The line that cannot be crossed was trampled so in response we'll tell them they were naughty and take away some of their toys.

    The hardline message; Just use some chemical weapons and give them up later. (Hide some for emergency use of course)

    This is a rather impressive own goal for the US/UK after the hard talk proves to be hot air.

  15. In other news on US Shutdown Is Good News For Patent Trolls · · Score: 1

    Does this mean NSA mass surveillance analysis is taking a back seat? or is it just the essential services that are shutting down?

  16. Prediction on BitTorrent "Bundles" Create Cash Registers Inside Artwork · · Score: 1

    IMHO this will fork BitTorrent.

  17. We need more cops like that on Georgia Cop Issues 800 Tickets To Drivers Texting At Red Lights · · Score: 4, Informative


    Sometimes police abuse their position or become oppressive in measures inadvertently. Still as far as texting is concerned I think this should be punished in a more severe manner.

    I know I know, people say what's the harm right?!

    It only takes one time that you have almost killed someone or yourself due to texting to finally admit you are increasing risk to yourself and others. Texting goes a step beyond the distraction of hands free phones because you are occupying at least one hand and looking elsewhere than what's in front of you.

    Over the years I have had several near misses and dangerous situations because of drivers that are texting, holding phones and generally not only preoccupied mentally with the conversation but also physically with no hands on the wheel.

    Some texting ass nearly killed a cyclist one day as he slowly drove out of his lane and into a bicycle lane, just a 20cm or so is all it took. He held the steering wheel between his knees and was using his phone with both hands! -Do you think he would have gotten off the hook cause the cyclist didn't wear a helmet?

    I know that you can text, stopped at a light (presumably only there) and nothing will happen. Harmless right? until that time that your clutch is raised ever so slightly and you rear into the car behind you or you didn't notice the cyclist creeping from the side, or the motorcyclists between your car and another...
    You can imagine the scenarios. It's not about the 10,000 times it went right, it's about the one time it doesn't.

    Feel this is unjustified? I welcome you to cycle or operate a two wheel vehicle for a time and see if that changes your mind. Let's remember that there are no such situations in which you must to text when you drive or are operating a vehicle. It's an action you can entirely do without. you can "like this" or comment that witticism later.

    At the end of the day this is my life and I can do everything right on the road and still get hurt or worse because of someone else. If it was your life would you accept me texting or possibly putting you in danger? putting your children in danger?

  18. Re:The evolution in spying on Egyptian Authorities Detain French "Spy" Bird Found With Tracker · · Score: 1

    Your right.

  19. Re:The evolution in spying on Egyptian Authorities Detain French "Spy" Bird Found With Tracker · · Score: 1

    To be fair might wicked brothers are microscopic bacteria...

  20. Re:Ahhh, Islam on Egyptian Authorities Detain French "Spy" Bird Found With Tracker · · Score: 1

    "How the might are fallen in the midst of the battle!" - FTFY

  21. The evolution in spying on Egyptian Authorities Detain French "Spy" Bird Found With Tracker · · Score: 4, Funny


    Ladies and gentleman, I propose that this is only the beginning. Soon the evil Zionists and western imperialists will send their GM mind controlling bacteria to spy on us from inside our bodies.

    Let's fight the oppression of foreign powers, the military, bad people and bacteria together. Unlike some cowardly dictators I lead by example.In the interest of public safety, as I have personally not felt a lot like myself lately, I asked officials to prove that I do not carry such bacteria. As they have failed to give any substantial evidence to the contrary I must conclude that however remote, there is a possibility this is the case.

    If you do not feel like yourself and are tempted to take a power drill to your temple PLEASE STOP this is exactly what they want. Don't let them win!

    Flying pigeons, swimming sharks and bacteria will not end us! Fight on my brothers and expose their wicked ways!

  22. The Mugabe approach on 100% Failure Rate On University of Liberia's Admission Exam · · Score: 2


    This "multiple guess" business is clearly preventing educated people from passing this test. I they adjust for this deficiency and make it a "singular guess" they will have pass rates that would be the envied the world over.

    It what you know when you have a basic grasp of probability. If there are less possibilities, namely 1 then the probability of a single possibility as an outcome becomes very high. Look what eliminating multiple options did for Mugabe's career. His pass rates are stellar.

  23. Artificial Non-Intelligence on Can a Japanese AI Get Into University? · · Score: 1


    We're determined to create a human-like AI and we'll one day succeed, it's just a matter of time...of course we still don't fully understand learning in humans and how, in fine detail our brain functions on all levels.

    Passing some standard tests is not a worth goal for an AI development in my opinion. It's the ability to dynamically adapt and respond based on past experiences that is closer to human intelligence. When the AI can get drunk the night before, wake up late, lace shoes and run to class and manage a respectable B on a paper he or she was not really prepared for then we can call it "AI".

    You know, that's a pretty standard test humans pass all the time. (many don't)

  24. Good news on VMware CEO: OpenStack Is Not For the Enterprise · · Score: 1


    The fact VMware is playing OpenStack down and bothering to comment about is shows it's definitely going well on the OpenStack side.

    Good news, OpenStack is open, it can be built to fit whatever purpose because anyone can come and play.

    Closed source corp says open source stuff is not for serious people...yeah I guess that makes sense for them to say so.

  25. Kopimisimists unite on Russian Church of Kopimizma Rallies For Battle Against New Piracy Laws · · Score: 2


    Please feel free to copy and share this with everyone you know in any and all methods possible.

    May the Kopimism be with you.