Some people don't eat meat and animal products for health reasons, others for ethical reasons. So I think this will split the vegetarians and vegans into four groups: - health issues vegetarian - health issues vegan - ethical vegetarian - ethical vegan
1. Take package out of freezer. 2. Open package. 3. Put frozen food in microwave. 4. Nuke for five minutes. 5. Remove boiling hot food from microwave. 6. Eat hot food from microwave. 7. Go to the toilet. 8. Vomit 9. Pick up phone 10. Order pizza 11. Profits!
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Who would be stupid enough to check for the OS version that way? It should have been something like:
if ( ( MajorVersion * 10 ) + MinorVersion >= 51 )
{
}
Oh, a different meaning for an acronym that's been in use for over 50 years. That will sure help with the confusion!
And Mayannaise.
There was a translation problem when the order came in,
"We want a smart, flip-phone" got translated to "We want a smart, flopped-phone".
And boy, did HTC deliver!
In my opinion, that sphere seemed way too small.
Switzerland, where nobody can afford a full, solid block of cheese.
I'm guessing it's possible if you can tune it to the frequencies used by the scanners and make it spherical to hide the gun inside.
Does Canadian Tire money count?
And his boss would fire him since they now need 66% less employees and he's not in the top 33%.
Yes, I'm sure companies like Hasbro and Fox don't have their own website.
http://baconsalt.com/
Oh, a third category. The philosophical vegetarian.
Just talk to the dolphins, they're almost ready to launch.
Ethical vegetarians will eat this but still won't eat meat from animals. They would still be vegetarians. This wouldn't be "meat" to them.
I think you mean real coke in a real glass.
Some people don't eat meat and animal products for health reasons, others for ethical reasons. So I think this will split the vegetarians and vegans into four groups:
- health issues vegetarian
- health issues vegan
- ethical vegetarian
- ethical vegan
Sure she did!
1. Take package out of freezer.
2. Open package.
3. Put frozen food in microwave.
4. Nuke for five minutes.
5. Remove boiling hot food from microwave.
6. Eat hot food from microwave.
7. Go to the toilet.
8. Vomit
9. Pick up phone
10. Order pizza
11. Profits!
"You fail" is not in German.
Because some businesses don't want to lose even 1% of potential customers. That's why you see Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, etc. everywhere.
I just wish companies would put up pages for their own products on their own website instead of telling us to learn more at "facebook.com/product/".
The garbage man does the route he's told. He's not in charge of the route, the fuel expenses, etc. That's his boss' job.
I laughed at the "C+#" part.
Your head has no title, no text encoding and your body has no structure whatsoever.
And that's just for starters.
Yeah, but they can add dynametric tailfins to their drones!
Guy who owns a technical company tells people they're no good to him if they can't be technical.
News at 11.
You say that like it was easy to remove online ads.
Oh, wait.