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  1. Re:Diaspora on Facebook Introduces a Mobile-Oriented Redesign · · Score: 0

    You left out hair-backs. Bigot.

  2. Careful. on Kinect Can Detect Clenched Fist · · Score: 0

    Your XBox can see you masturbating.

  3. Re:Sort of pointless on Android In Space: STRaND-1 Satellite To Activate Nexus One · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but at least they can move Android to another satellite without having to call MS.

  4. It had to be unicorns. on Facebook Details the Software Engineering Behind Graph Search · · Score: 0

    Mermaids wouldn't have worked.

  5. Re:The bottom line... on Salt Linked To Autoimmune Diseases · · Score: 0

    Sin and salt.

  6. Re:Giant thumbs up on Seagate's New SSHD Hybrids Have Dual-Mode Flash Caches · · Score: 0

    Hopefully they've got the firmware figured out. I too had a first gen XT and it was flaky as all hell. It took 4 firmware revision upgrades before it started working right. I don't like paying to be someone's R&D.

  7. It's a trap! on The Battle of Hoth: Vader the Invader · · Score: 0

    Had to be said.

  8. Re:I tried on Turning a Kindle Fire HD Into a Power Tablet · · Score: 1

    Is it rectal?

  9. To the Winchester... on Local Emergency Alert System Hacked, Warns Dead Rising From Graves · · Score: 0

    ..and wait for it to blow over.

  10. Re:Antique? on Of the Love of Oldtimers - Dusting Off a Sun Fire V1280 Server · · Score: 0

    Or you lost the "wrong" power sequencer in your rack and killed off two supplies. I always hated explaining that whole 3 power cord thing to customers.

  11. Why do we.. on Pepsi To Release New Breakfast Mountain Dew · · Score: 0

    ..need "another" breakfast Mountain Dew?

  12. Re: Have you seen the woman? on German Science Minister Stripped of Her PhD · · Score: 0

    Not in the biblical sense.

  13. Memory upgrade of the future on Researchers Achieve Storage Density of 2.2 Petabytes Per Gram of DNA · · Score: 2, Funny

    Memory upgrade kits of the future could just be a razor blade and a plastic bag. Bleed your own upgrade!

  14. Re:Don't Just Turn Off Wifi on Have a Wi-Fi-Enabled Phone? Stores Are Tracking You · · Score: 1

    Guess what. Traffic management systems are doing this with your Bluetooth addresses. Since "hands free" is legislated in many locations, they almost have a lock. Bring on the foil hats.

  15. Re:Getting old on You've Got 25 Years Until UNIX Time Overflows · · Score: 1

    Amen Brother.