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  1. Re:Shredded Pieces of Paper on Banksy Artwork Self-Destructs At Auction Right After Being Sold For $1.3 Million (cbsnews.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm shredding my tax documents now. I'm gonna be a billionaire!

    That only works if you’re President.

  2. Re:Expert trolling there. on Banksy Artwork Self-Destructs At Auction Right After Being Sold For $1.3 Million (cbsnews.com) · · Score: 1

    A girl I was dating some years ago tried to browbeat me into agreeing that Jackson Pollock's work wasn't a total pile of shit by arguing from authority (she had an art degree). She was a pretentious twat. Epic boobs, though.

    -jcr

    That’s why I would have kept my mouth shut - during the conversation, of course.

  3. If art was considered property of buyer and buyer has no recourse to not execute purchase then artist or whomever destroyed it could be in a lot of pain, soon.

    Especially when you consider that it hasn’t been that long since you could buy a Caravaggio for that price.

  4. But software Easter eggs are not destructive. A better analogy would be paying good money for software that eats itself when you update it. This may explain Windows.

  5. If only Tom Wolfe were alive for that moment! on Banksy Artwork Self-Destructs At Auction Right After Being Sold For $1.3 Million (cbsnews.com) · · Score: 2

    There has always been a prank element in modern art. Remember those Warhol pieces that were nothing but giant stenciled prices? What are those going for today, if indeed they are still being traded?

    There has also been art that was intended to be ephemeral, like Christo’s shrouded landforms. Those were not for purchase, though. Did the buyer of this piece know it was about to self-destruct.

  6. Re:Hams have always been fighting each other on It's Ham Vs.Ham As Radio Amateurs Are In Conflict At ARRL (perens.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Pointless squabbles like use of Morse code as a hazing culture have obscured the fact that amateur radio still can play a vital role in disaster management. For the most part, it does not rely on infrastructure. It should be recast as an official adjunct to FEMA and its counterparts in each country to be a fallback means of communication when all else has been destroyed. The service needs a more unified approach to digital communications (lots of experimenting going on right now, but let’s focus the ingenuity) and more focus on maintainable power systems for large rigs during extended loss of grid power.

  7. Re:Hams have always been fighting each other on It's Ham Vs.Ham As Radio Amateurs Are In Conflict At ARRL (perens.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have this mental image of today’s hams belting each other with canes and oxygen tanks...

  8. Re:He doesn't know what the cargo is yet on Jeff Bezos Is Planning To Ship 'Several Metric Tons of Cargo' To the Moon (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Bezos just wants to be ready for the first Amazon Prime shipment to the moon. 2 day shipping will be a bit of a challenge.

    Let’s see UPS try to throw THIS package...

  9. Re:Coming soon: Liability hackers on US Department of Transportation Updates Autonomous Car Rules (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    The dumber the idea it is, the more people will try it.

  10. Re:Coming soon: Liability hackers on US Department of Transportation Updates Autonomous Car Rules (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    It will, just like the legal system of the present. Convince a jury of cabbageheads that soda pop is a toxin - which like anything else, it is in sufficiently large quantities - and Joseph Blow gets an award in the billions. Not that his purported case of heartburn is worth that much, you see, but you gotta send the Evil Corporation a “message.”

  11. Re: Coming soon: Liability hackers on US Department of Transportation Updates Autonomous Car Rules (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    Yes, but today’s stakes are small in comparison. If the target is an Evil Corporation, you can have Gloria Allred on your side, grandstanding for the media and going after a verdict in the billions. It will be like this summer’s story of the Glyphosate scammer.

  12. Brief fad prediction on Researchers Create 'Sans Forgetica,' a Memory-Boosting Font (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Watch for a spate of movie and product titles using this "more memorable" font, until everybody is doing it and any advantage is killed off.

    Remember right about the turn of the century, when every logo suddenly included a perspective-effect circle as an element? There was an effect in Photoshop at that time that everyone used.

  13. Re:My New Font Is Called Ophidian Lubrica on Researchers Create 'Sans Forgetica,' a Memory-Boosting Font (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    That's why in intellectual Japanese conversations you see people tracing kanji on the palms of their hands.

  14. Re:My New Font Is Called Ophidian Lubrica on Researchers Create 'Sans Forgetica,' a Memory-Boosting Font (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Katakana, which is just a more angular form of the hiragana set of phonetic characters, is the set used like italics for foreign words. Hiragana are used as Japanese grammatical elements interspersed with the Chinese kanji, which carry the meaning.

  15. Coming soon: Liability hackers on US Department of Transportation Updates Autonomous Car Rules (engadget.com) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because an accident in an self-driving car is a product design problem that could be highly lucrative legally, rather than a charge against one person's insurance, I predict that artificially creating accidents will become a hobby for scammers. People will dash into the street in front of one from between parked cars, hoping to just be grazed. They will make oddball turns at intersection, trying to fool SDC detection systems. They will exploit whatever edge cases they can find in marginal weather. They will play "fastest brakes in the West" at intersections, knowing that the law is totally un the side of the stopped car in rear-end collisions.

  16. Re:Waymo is not Uber on Fully Driverless Waymo Taxis Are Due Out This Year, Alarming Critics (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    And that Arizona specialty, blasting down a freeway going the wrong way after the bars close.

  17. When was a manual ever 'proper'? on Ask Slashdot: Why Does Almost Nothing Come With a Proper Printed Manual Anymore? · · Score: 1

    Printed manuals for electronic gear always did suck to varying degrees. It's true that back in the nineteen hundreds when machines like the Altair and Commodore were aimed at the hobbyist market, the writing was nerd-to-nerd rather than by the illiterate Chinese peasants who wrote the manuals for other electronics.

    Computer manuals have never been the worst. Try deciphering a camera manual sometime. After you invest in a new Kosmo-Kazac 5000 and are immediately lost in a maze of twisty little menus, all alike, you may be tempted to reach for the manual, which quaintly still comes in printed form. But you're better off with the PDF, which you can (1) display at a readable font size and (2) represents the current revision, rather than the one that was in print that day in Sichuang when the box was sealed.

    But experienced photographers know that they'll be still better off when a third-party guidebook called something like "Mastering The Kosmo-Kazac 5000" comes out. It will explain not only what each menu item means and how they interrelate, but but will tell you what settings are important for different kinds of photography. The guidebook, not the manufacturer manual, is what you will keep, well-thumbed, in your camera bag for the life of the device. And in a field with hardware so complex today that lenses have their own firmware updates, only a good third-party guide will tell you whether bringing the Exorbitar 24mm prime is a good choice for today's shooting with this particular camera.

  18. Who gets to decide what knowledge is wrong?

    It’s the EU, so a Brussels bureaucrat gets to make that decision. They are politicians, so they see nature through a political lens, not ther lens of science.

  19. One of the great ideals in forming the European Union was being able to collectively engage in large projects like the LHC and all the new physics that has flowed from it. So CERN has decided that politics trumps (sorry!) this researcher’s ability to do physics. If he had been wearing a Hawaiian shirt, would he be executed?

    Meanwhile, Europe has totally bowed out of the CRISPR/GMO revolution. I’m waiting for word from Brussels that the world is flat.

  20. Re: Yeah, sure it can on 100 Years Ago, Influenza Killed 50 Million People. Could It Happen Again? (usatoday.com) · · Score: 2

    If 3 billion people kick the bucket from flu...

    This is otherwise called the radical Greens’ wet dream.

  21. Re:Why don't doctor get it? on 100 Years Ago, Influenza Killed 50 Million People. Could It Happen Again? (usatoday.com) · · Score: 1

    For the benefit of us all, please keep nit taking flu shots. We want the future to be free from your influence.

  22. If only it wasn't such a PITA to leave work to get a shot. Just deliver the damn thing to my home and I'll prick myself. Done!

    Let’s hear you say that again as you’re locked in your apartment while “28 Monkeys” rages outside.

  23. Don't code in a proprietary game system on CBS Shuts Down Stage 9, a Fan-Made Recreation of the USS Enterprise (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 1

    If Hollywood sends its thugs after you, you can't just move your server to the free world, like Sci-Hub.

  24. Re:Well, it isn't unexpected. on SEC Charges Elon Musk With Fraud Over His Statements To Take Tesla Private (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Liberals would like to whip this up into the American version of Kaupthing. Just watch.

  25. Re: Kavanagh gang raped multiple women... on SEC Charges Elon Musk With Fraud Over His Statements To Take Tesla Private (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Astrology fails: You didn't work "trine" in there somehow. You didn't mention GMOs, either.