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  1. Re:Mature? on Is There a Future For Mature Games On Wii? · · Score: 1

    I've never played an fps either, and so I have absolutely no desire to camp in a dark corner outside your house and blow your head off with a sniper rifle. Repeatedly.

  2. Re:Epic Sales 101 failure. EPIC. on Negroponte Hints At Paper-Like Design For XO-3 · · Score: 1

    They don't make a point of marketing it to end customers - and in this case, the governments are the purchasers - until they're ready to sell it though. In particular, they don't boast about how much cheaper it'll be than the current model. Really, there's not much else Negroponte could do to kill sales of the XO 1 other than boasting that the XO "1.75" will cause 30% less cancer.

  3. Re:Spooky on Scientists Build a Smarter Rat · · Score: 1

    That's the fellow! Well recalled, sir.

  4. Re:Spooky on Scientists Build a Smarter Rat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The name escapes me, but I read a SF story that speculated on that. With super intelligent mice, rats, cats and dogs, the rats and cats ate the mice, the dogs ate the cats, then the really smart ones teamed up with people against the rats and other dogs.

    Fair point, they'd be smart enough to realise the value of opposable thumbs. Using can openers for one thing.

  5. Epic Sales 101 failure. EPIC. on Negroponte Hints At Paper-Like Design For XO-3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What's that you say? You have a better version coming next year? Well, thanks for being so honest - we'll put our checkbook back in our pocket rather than giving you money for the obsolescent model now.

    Oh, what? There'll be an another new version soon after that? Well, that's just great! Give us a call back if and when it's ever available - we'll do lunch.

  6. Re:Welcome to the DMCA on Feds Bust Cable Modem Hacker · · Score: 1

    Nothing other than it's one of Slashdot's favorite boogiemen and thus a good way to get excellent karma.

    See also: 1984 is not an instruction manual!!!!1!!.

  7. Re:How about we pay the author not to write them? on Asimov Estate Authorizes New I, Robot Books · · Score: 1

    Since "Mickey" is best "known" for writing God-awful swords-and-dragons wank fantasy, I think we should slap a dynamo on Asimov's grave and power a major conurbation from the spinning.

  8. Re:If they want to reduce pollution on Toyota Develops New Flower Species To Reduce Pollution · · Score: 1

    Presumably they like to earn enough to enjoy the luxuries of life, like putting their kids through college, health care, food, that sort of thing.

  9. Re:Nothing can go wrong here! on Toyota Develops New Flower Species To Reduce Pollution · · Score: 4, Funny

    What do the goats eat once they've finished the kudzu?

    Ask Africa. They eat everything. Then you get desert. Then come the sandworms. Nice, you've doomed us all.

  10. Re:Ok, so how is this not BS? on Plowing Carbon Into the Fields · · Score: 1

    To be fair, I think you have to mix it in a 20:1 ratio with top grade atomised snake oil.

  11. 1,103 "pounds"? on Moon-Excavation Robots Face Off · · Score: 1

    Earth pounds or lunar pounds? Seriously, when are NASA going to stop dicking around with English units and switch to Metric - like the English use.

  12. That's surrender monkey talk on Disease May Prevent Manned Journey To Mars · · Score: 1

    We can either choose to fight them with our microbes over there, or be forced to fight them with our microbes here.

  13. Re:Thanks for finding me a tech website to ignore on Thermonuclear Reactor To Use Coconut Shells · · Score: 2, Funny

    You'd like that, wouldn't you? No chance, buddy. You're going to get at least 50 identical "absorb != adsorb" replies, each one more original than the last.

  14. Re:!Controvrsy on Physics Rebel Aims To Shake Up the Video Game World · · Score: 1

    i can haz foe???

  15. Re:!Controvrsy on Physics Rebel Aims To Shake Up the Video Game World · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's because they're not "rebels". They're the Man, man. Afshar don't play by nobody's rules. Afshar don't care about no jive ass "experiments", fool. He be tripping mad physics skillz.

  16. Re:Now THAT is an electric car. on Tesla Roadster Breaks Distance Record For Electric Car · · Score: 1

    Taxi stands could have built-in charging cables for electric taxis.

    Replace taxi with bus and we're already living in the Future.

  17. Re:unilkely on Laptop Fires On Airplanes · · Score: 0

    How would you characterise someone who has the time and inclination to reply to a total moron? While you compose your stinging rejoinder from your parent's basement, I'll be off nailing my wife.

  18. Re:I'm surprised nobody has said this yet, but.. on French Branch of Scientology Is Convicted of Fraud · · Score: 2, Informative

    To be fair, it wasn't just a get rich quick scheme: he also got to score with tons of hot cult chick groupies.

  19. Re:How about a tally? on EFF Launches "Takedown Hall of Shame" · · Score: -1, Troll

    Pro gay marriage, pro Islam. You know, the usual liberal agenda. When they start defending the right to buy firearms online, I might throw some money their way.

  20. Re:So.... on Film Studios May Block DVD Rentals For One Month · · Score: 1

    That's crazy talk! If you don't get to see the movie the instant that it's available, then it'll totally, utterly suck rancid donkey balls. What are you, some kind of commie, listening to your Robert Palmer music in your funky bluejean-denim-Levis?

  21. Re:I'm surprised nobody has said this yet, but.. on French Branch of Scientology Is Convicted of Fraud · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The significant difference is that we know that the Co$ was started with express intention of fleecing money from its drones. With the others, we just have to use common sense to infer it.

  22. Re:unilkely on Laptop Fires On Airplanes · · Score: 1

    I still have to pre-pay for soda and pretzels regardless of whether or not I consume them on the flights I'm on

    Fixed that for you.

  23. Re:Liquids on planes on Laptop Fires On Airplanes · · Score: 0, Troll

    Preach it, bro! Tell you what, you make a principled stand, and I'll film it from a safe distance.

  24. Re:A Little Disappointed on Amazon Cloud Adds Hosted MySQL · · Score: 1

    You're among friends here: it's OK to say "I have no idea".

  25. Re:A Little Disappointed on Amazon Cloud Adds Hosted MySQL · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Pretend that I don't work in marketing, and thus don't enjoy the frisson of hearing new terms for old rope. If one provider offers me "cloud computing" and the other offers "software as a service", what does that tell me about the likely functional differences in their offerings?