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  1. They need to right-slice their omnistructure on Is RIM's Centralized Network Model Broken? · · Score: 1

    Going forwards, they have to leverage cloudsourced meta resources to enhance avoision of non-functational points of zeta-inflection.

    If their in-house IT isn't on board with those pre-bleeding edge concepts, I'd be happy to run a seminar at a 5 star spa of their choice.

  2. Christ on a bike, this again? on Climate Change Skeptic Results Released Today · · Score: 2, Funny
    Look, can we please all just wear badges showing what camp we're really in?
    1. Actual scientists who know what's going on and why (0.0001%).
    2. People who are profiting from screaming that the skies are falling but if you buy their book / fund their institute, they'll sell you a solution. (0.001%)
    3. People who are profiting from selling more of the problem. (0.01%)
    4. People who are just so angry about the corporations, because they're all... corporationy, man... so smash the system, dude, burn it down - but capture the carbon man, because the planet, man, the planet (0.1%)
    5. People who don't really care much one way or the other, and are pretty sick of listening to you yap on about it on computers that are overwhelmingly powered by burning fossil fuel instead of doing something about it by turning them off and knitting yourself a rainbow. (99.8889%)

    Are we all clear on that now?

  3. Re:So in other words... on Helping the FBI Track You · · Score: 1

    Actually, no, since he makes a point that the data can only be accessed in a user unfriendly manner. The info is there, but you have to invest time in extracting it. FaceTweetSquare package your life up and sell it in a much more easily marketable fashion. So he's actually much better off.

  4. Re:Criminals on Helping the FBI Track You · · Score: 1

    You, sir, need to google "FBI entrapment" and read about the stuff that we've caught them doing.

  5. Re:Why Mr Bond, he would have to die! on 1 MW Cold Fusion Plant Supposedly To Come Online · · Score: 2

    Unfortunately, for example, there are also people that write letters like this: http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/smithsonian.asp

    Can you point at someone who actually writes letters like that? I ask since the Snopes page that you linked to says that it's a hoax.

  6. Isn't this a job for the TSA? on FAA Goes To the Web To Fight Laser-Pointing · · Score: 1

    Or are they more interested in feeling up little kids than in stopping actual attacks on aircraft?

  7. Re:Disruptive... on US Funds Aggressive Tech To Cut Solar Power Costs · · Score: 2

    "Disruptive" really shifted the paradigm on buzzword market-babble.

  8. Re:A world leader as a disruptive patent troll? on US Funds Aggressive Tech To Cut Solar Power Costs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why are you talking about solar panels? This article is about concentrated (thermal) solar, not PV. Better to keep quiet and be thought a fool than hammer out a post and remove all doubt, eh?

  9. "Pair"? on Robot Walks Like a Human, Requires No Power · · Score: 1

    Jesus, I'm much drunker than I thought.

  10. We won't get to read about a truly "epic" CME on Epic Geomagnetic Storm Erupts · · Score: 1

    So let's try to keep a lid on the Hollywood hyperbole, shall we?

  11. Re:Not enough bandwidth for this to work on Netflix Expanding Streaming Service to The UK and Ireland · · Score: 1

    LoveFilm streaming is limited to older / unpopular content though (and their library search is truly awful). Netflix can whup them on that, and it's about time there was some competition.

  12. Re:Appealing to wrong people on Is Online Property Real? Lawyer Says Sort-Of · · Score: 2

    Quite right, it's just abstract numbers in a database with no real intrinsic value, and you can't "steal" an intangible that only ever existed in the imagination. Just like with bank accounts, right?

  13. So, are Wikileaks admitting defeat or greed? on Wikileaks Suspends Publishing Of Cables Due To "Financial Blockade" · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Man cut the money hose to stop us leaking, so we'll show him... why, by golly, we'll not leak anything until we get more money in our pockets.

    Yes, well done, very convincing.

  14. Re:What is good for the consumer? on Solar Panel Trade War Heats Up · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Urgh. Physics is not Economic's bitch. China are burning oil to make inefficient PV panels that will never generate the energy required to produce them - factor in the mining, refining, shipping, installation and maintenance, and if you discount the energy required to keep the people involved in that process alive, well, enjoy your cold damp cave.

    Now, when you then hide that sad situation by subsiding the panels, who are you helping? Future generations won't thank you when they end up with a planet covered by worn out PV panels that don't generate enough energy to manufacture their replacements.

    Trusting consumers isn't always the solution - given a free hand, they'll swill down snake oil until their eyeballs explode.

  15. Best preserved... IN EUROPE on German Paleontologists Find a 'Near-Perfect' Dinosaur Fossil · · Score: 1

    That's like best educated... IN THE USA.

  16. Re:Still a grind on Blizzard Announces New WoW Expansion: Mists of Pandaria · · Score: 1
    Whelps! Left side! Even side! Many whelps! NOW! HANDLE IT!

    Aaah, good times.

  17. I think Dr Seuss said it best on How To Stop the Next WikiLeaks · · Score: 4, Informative

    Oh, the jobs people work at!
    Out west, near Hawtch-Hawtch,
    there's a Hawtch-Hawtcher Bee-Watcher.
    His job is to watch...
    is to keep both his eyes on the lazy town bee.
    A bee that is watched will work harder, you see.

    Well... he watched and he watched.
    But, in spite of his watch,
    that bee didn't work any harder. Not Mawtch.

    So somebody said,
    "Our old-bee-watching man
    just isn't bee-watching as hard as he can.
    He ought to be watched by another Hawtch-Hawtcher!
    The thing that we need
    is a Bee-Watcher-Watcher!"

    WELL...

    The Bee-Watcher-Watcher watched the Bee-Watcher.
    He didn't watch well. So another Hawtch-Hawtcher
    had to come in as a Watch-Watcher-Watcher!
    And today all the Hawtchers who live in Hawtch-Hawtch
    are watching on Watch-Watcher-Watchering-Watch,
    Watch-Watching the Watcher who's watching the bee.
    You're not a Hawtch-Watcher. You're lucky, you see!

  18. 2012 Taurus better than 2009 Taurus on Early Speed Tests For Windows 8 · · Score: 0

    SOTP TEH PRESSAS!

    Now, how does it compare to the 2012 Toyota Avalon?

  19. Re:Chilling?! on Proposed UK Online Libel Rules Would Restrict Anonymous Posting · · Score: 1

    You have a human right to anonymously post true information.

    Who says? I don't remember that clause in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

    It was covered in Inalienable Ethics 101 at Starfleet Academy. You were probably out scoring some Green Orion Slave Girl poon tang at the time.

  20. They're just handing out cult literature on TSA Doing Random Truck Searches On Tennessee Highway · · Score: 1
    Read the article. These are checks that are already being carried out by actual Tennesee law enforcement. The TSA kabuki clowns are just tagging along to ask if anyone has seen a terrorist.

    They just know they're out there! Surely someone has seen one? Checked in the back? Under the axles, sometimes they latch on, start chewing on the power lines.

    Aw, c'mon, man, give me a break, I have to catch three more terrorists this month or I don't make my rent. Look,just point at some brown-lookin' trucker you don't like, I'll take care of him for you, no questions asked, no presumption of innocence or nuthin'. C'mon, guy, I don't even get dental!

  21. Re:Occupied Country on TSA Doing Random Truck Searches On Tennessee Highway · · Score: 1

    +1 insightful - in any other article. In this one, +1 funny.

  22. Re:Your tax dollars at work on High Court Rules In Favor of Top Gear Over Tesla Remarks · · Score: 0

    The more significant thing is that they can charge it in a few hours on household current.

    And that's exactly the sort of green-washed bullshit that needs called out, because lies like that are what are going to create the negative press that will keep the Model S relegated to the garages of wealthy ecomentals.

    Tesla's own best-case claims are that their weediest 160 mile range (with lights, heater/AC and other electrics off, right?) Model S will take 2.58 hours to charge from a "high-amperage 240-volt outlet", whatever that means. I'm going to go ahead and assume that you're talking about 120VAC "household current", so let's think more in the region of 5+ hours, if your household can supply the wattage, which I'd question. Five is not "a few", except in marketspeak. If you disagree, go ahead and charge your Tesla for 2 hours, and see how far you get. Physics isn't marketing's bitch.

    Look, I like the idea of electric vehicles. I'm gagging for a usable electric motorcycle (and no, the Zero isn't usable yet). But we (for "we" substitute any country in the world) need to substantially upgrade the grid and every single city, neighbourhood, street and home before they'll be usable as more than urban shopping trolleys.

  23. Re:Well... on Paywalled NYT Now Has 300,000 Online Subscribers · · Score: 1

    I know that THIS. IS. SLASHDOT, but the article is quite clear that the number explicitly excludes the print subscribers, and indeed another 100,000 etards who get a freebie via Ford. It does seem to be 324,000 actual digital-only subscribers.

  24. Or car batteries + masturbating over The Bell Jar on OccupySF IT Admins Using Pedal Power For Protest · · Score: 0

    Or car batteries and goblin farts. Car batteries and pixie snot. Car batteries and invisible pink unicorn spunk. See where I'm going with this?

  25. So, the US has an inquisitorial system now? on Samsung Lawyer Fails To Differentiate iPad and Galaxy Tab In Court · · Score: 0

    Well, that's just great. Hundreds of years of wasting money on lawyers for adversarial cases, and it turns out that you can just get the judge to fight your case for you, if she's a fatherfucking Apple fangrrl. Excelsior!