CmdrTaco just snotted his spooge out his nose, all over me. Help? It's fucking disgusting. Get him off of me. He wants me to lick his pasty flappy man titties.
CmdrTaco just snotted his spooge out his nose, all over me. Help? It's fucking disgusting. Get him off of me. He wants me to lick his pasty flappy man titties.
I really do not like licking man titties. Only my sister's titties. Those are sexy and not covered in hair.
CmdrTaco just snotted his spooge out his nose, all over me. Help? It's fucking disgusting. Get him off of me. He wants me to lick his pasty flappy man titties.
Taco just snotted his spooge out his nose, all over me. Help? It's fucking disgusting. Get him off of me. He wants me to lick his pasty flappy man titties.
Taco just snotted his spooge out his nose, all over me. Help? It's fucking disgusting. Get him off of me. He wants me to lick his pasty flappy man titties.
Taco just snotted his spooge out his nose, all over me. Help? It's fucking disgusting. Get him off of me. He wants me to lick his pasty flappy man titties.
I believe your time would better be spent giving Osama Bin Laden head, slurping up all his cum, and spooging it out your nostrils into his ass. You should bring along a couple camels to add to the fun.
Yes, definitely.
I am your president, and I order you to do so. Find Osama and faggot him up.
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This whole fiasco can be blamed on CmdrTaco's addiction to "taco-snotting" on his developers when he gets horny. "Taco-snotting" is when CmdrTaco gets down on his knees and sucks off one of his fellow bois (CowBoiKneel, Homos, or one of the others), then proceeds to spooge their cum back out his nostrils onto some poor, unsuspecting developer.
And don't even ask what "Katz pedo-douching" is. You DON'T want to know, trust me.
Q. We all know why CmdrTaco is CmdrTaco, but why is CowboyNeal called CowboyNeal?
A. Well, it's a long story. CowboyNeal (or rather CowBoiKneel) is called that because he enjoys kneeling in front of CmdrTaco and slurping up Taco's jizz as Taco wanks off. CowBoiKneel kneels like a good little doggie and slurps it all up, then spooges it back out his nostrils on CmdrTaco's face (something CmdrTaco refers to as "TacoSnotting"). CowBoiKneel then proceeds to shove taco shells into CmdrTaco's anus and smash them one by one with a wooden paddle.
CmdrTaco likes to shoot jizz out of his nostrils after I cum down his throat. He calls it "Taco-snotting."
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I thought it had something to do with him enjoying having Taco Bell employees administer to him hot sauce enemas. Or he liked to have taco shells crunched between his buttockses. Or something.
Lo, and the WIPO Trool let forth a fearsome torrent of feces, and it did spew forth from his buttocks, and WIPO said unto his subjects, enjoy my feces, and go forth and wallow in them; and WIPO saw it was good. [Slashdot 6:7-12]
They should wire John Katz up like this cat and zap him in the nads until his bowels spew forth all his feces. Upon CaptainTaco's face. All day. A lot. MMMMMMM...
You BROKE my streak.
You will be hunted down and shat upon.
My buttocks shall spew forth upon your face.
The trool armies will find you.
And rape you and your little daughters.
Mmmm, kiddies.... arhgrhjrhrgrhrghrgg.gh.h...
Excuse me for a bit.
Linux Torvalds raped me with his monolithic kernel!
RaMS tried to use his microkernel but couldn't find it in his pants!
And don't even ask what Anal Cox used his network stack for!! Eww!!
I'm late once again for TROOL TOOSDAY but here I yam!! Trool, troooool, troooolin' down the Slashdot!! Give me an 8yearold to rape and let me rub my feces in your faces!! Four in a roow!!
I just tried to shave my ass hairs with a knife... god, they were so long and shit all gets stuck in them and I had to shave them, and... oh, god, what a mess... I accidentally cut myself... oh, god, all the blood, bleeding all over myself... and I accidentally shat on my hand and on the knife and oh goodddddd smeared it all into the cut... oh, god, and I got the knife stuck up my anus and then bled more all over it and ohhh god cut myself so deep AND OH MY GOD I PULLED THE KNIFE OUT AND ACCIDENTALLY SLICED OFF MY LEFT BUTTOCK!!!!
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Now he's asking me to lick the toe-jam out of his feet. I wish he'd just lick my shit-encrusted crotch like I asked, and leave me alone. Heeeeeelp...
CmdrTaco just snotted his spooge out his nose, all over me. Help? It's fucking disgusting. Get him off of me. He wants me to lick his pasty flappy man titties.
CmdrTaco just snotted his spooge out his nose, all over me. Help? It's fucking disgusting. Get him off of me. He wants me to lick his pasty flappy man titties.
I really do not like licking man titties. Only my sister's titties. Those are sexy and not covered in hair.
CmdrTaco just snotted his spooge out his nose, all over me. Help? It's fucking disgusting. Get him off of me. He wants me to lick his pasty flappy man titties.
Taco just snotted his spooge out his nose, all over me. Help? It's fucking disgusting. Get him off of me. He wants me to lick his pasty flappy man titties.
Taco just snotted his spooge out his nose, all over me. Help? It's fucking disgusting. Get him off of me. He wants me to lick his pasty flappy man titties.
Taco just snotted his spooge out his nose, all over me. Help? It's fucking disgusting. Get him off of me. He wants me to lick his pasty flappy man titties.
I'm lost. Is this the coprophiliac pedophile chat channel? Any 5 yearolds want to get naked and slather themselves in MY FECES?????
I believe your time would better be spent giving Osama Bin Laden head, slurping up all his cum, and spooging it out your nostrils into his ass. You should bring along a couple camels to add to the fun.
Yes, definitely.
I am your president, and I order you to do so. Find Osama and faggot him up.
I own this thred.
Back to taco-snotting Hemos and Timothy.
My ass hairs are ON FIRE!!!
This whole fiasco can be blamed on CmdrTaco's addiction to "taco-snotting" on his developers when he gets horny. "Taco-snotting" is when CmdrTaco gets down on his knees and sucks off one of his fellow bois (CowBoiKneel, Homos, or one of the others), then proceeds to spooge their cum back out his nostrils onto some poor, unsuspecting developer.
And don't even ask what "Katz pedo-douching" is. You DON'T want to know, trust me.
Q. We all know why CmdrTaco is CmdrTaco, but why is CowboyNeal called CowboyNeal?
A. Well, it's a long story. CowboyNeal (or rather CowBoiKneel) is called that because he enjoys kneeling in front of CmdrTaco and slurping up Taco's jizz as Taco wanks off. CowBoiKneel kneels like a good little doggie and slurps it all up, then spooges it back out his nostrils on CmdrTaco's face (something CmdrTaco refers to as "TacoSnotting"). CowBoiKneel then proceeds to shove taco shells into CmdrTaco's anus and smash them one by one with a wooden paddle.
CmdrTaco likes to shoot jizz out of his nostrils after I cum down his throat. He calls it "Taco-snotting."
I thought it had something to do with him enjoying having Taco Bell employees administer to him hot sauce enemas. Or he liked to have taco shells crunched between his buttockses. Or something.
You killed it deader than a horsefly on my pimply buttockses.
Lo, and the WIPO Trool let forth a fearsome torrent of feces, and it did spew forth from his buttocks, and WIPO said unto his subjects, enjoy my feces, and go forth and wallow in them; and WIPO saw it was good. [Slashdot 6:7-12]
They should wire John Katz up like this cat and zap him in the nads until his bowels spew forth all his feces. Upon CaptainTaco's face. All day. A lot. MMMMMMM...
Give it up for WIPO'S TROOL WENDZDAY!!!
You BROKE my streak.
You will be hunted down and shat upon.
My buttocks shall spew forth upon your face.
The trool armies will find you.
And rape you and your little daughters.
Mmmm, kiddies.... arhgrhjrhrgrhrghrgg.gh.h...
Excuse me for a bit.
Linux Torvalds raped me with his monolithic kernel!
RaMS tried to use his microkernel but couldn't find it in his pants!
And don't even ask what Anal Cox used his network stack for!! Eww!!
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Five in a r00w? p0ast poost poast po@st!
goat g0at go@t poaste!!
I am WIPOOOOO TROOOOLL!!!!
The one and OONNLLYY!!!!!!!
I'm late once again for TROOL TOOSDAY but here I yam!! Trool, troooool, troooolin' down the Slashdot!! Give me an 8yearold to rape and let me rub my feces in your faces!! Four in a roow!!
WIPO? Wipe me.
My buttocks are bleeding. A lot.
Anyone want some blood-soaked feces logs?
Do you have any 8yearolds I could rape?
I just tried to shave my ass hairs with a knife... god, they were so long and shit all gets stuck in them and I had to shave them, and... oh, god, what a mess... I accidentally cut myself... oh, god, all the blood, bleeding all over myself... and I accidentally shat on my hand and on the knife and oh goodddddd smeared it all into the cut... oh, god, and I got the knife stuck up my anus and then bled more all over it and ohhh god cut myself so deep AND OH MY GOD I PULLED THE KNIFE OUT AND ACCIDENTALLY SLICED OFF MY LEFT BUTTOCK!!!!