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  1. Budget... on Build Your Own Dog Wagon · · Score: 4, Funny

    While Kyler Laird appears to operate on a budget that's a couple of orders of magnitude lower,

    Well, his web server sure doesn't show it.

  2. Politicize much? on Renewable Energy From Algae? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As more evidence comes out daily of the ties between the leaders of petroleum producing countries and terrorists (not to mention the human rights abuses in their own countries), the incentive for finding an alternative to petroleum rises higher and higher. The environmental problems of petroleum have finally been surpassed by the strategic weakness of being dependent on a fuel that can only be purchased from tyrants.

    I must say, I wasn't expecting quite that sort of introduction to an otherwise very informative and logical essay.

    That aside, I'll never understand why pure alcohol has never been seriously pursued as a substitute for gasoline.

  3. Great... on Blimps... In... Space... · · Score: 5, Funny

    So the first word visiting aliens will see will be "Goodyear."

  4. Spammer persistence... on Comcast Thinks About Stopping Zombies · · Score: 5, Funny

    However, they can block that port on individual cable modems-a sort of surgical strike.

    Bit like Whack-A-Mole, then?

  5. *insert anime sweat drop* on Comcast Thinks About Stopping Zombies · · Score: 4, Funny

    "We're the biggest spammer on the Internet," network engineer Sean Lutner said at a meeting of an antispam working group in Washington, D.C., last week.

    Seconds later, bangs, thrashes, and pleads for mercy in a very Lutner-like voice could be heard from outside the conference room.

  6. Dammit. on Best Results From Bartering Computer Services? · · Score: 1

    My dad's a network admin, my sister and brother-in-law are database admins, and my mother's a computer store office manager. No bartering for me! It's more like it's a shameful thing if I have to ask any of them anything.

  7. Gotta be careful though. on Large-Scale Paper-To-Digital Conversion? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Outsource the job to India

    "No, no, not my entire job, just this one part. No, I can do the rest. No, really. No! No... please..."

  8. Knee to the grindstone... on Large-Scale Paper-To-Digital Conversion? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Flex your fingers, crack your knuckles, and get some eyedrops... because you're going to be doing a lot of typing.

  9. Magic on How Apple's Mail.app Junk Filter Works · · Score: 4, Funny

    and no, it doesn't use white magic...

    Black, then?
    Or is that reserved exclusively for Microsoft?

  10. "Awright, let's GIT 'em..." on L.L. Bean Suing Competitors For Spyware-Linked Ads · · Score: 5, Funny

    Time for those flannel-wearing, shotgun-toting, cap-wearing L.L. Beaners to shoot 'em some cyberspace trespassers.

  11. Extended longevity! Great! on Nano Body Building · · Score: 1

    "(Because of nanomedicine) death will be caused almost exclusively by accidents, wars, homicides and suicides. There will be no medically caused causes of death like heart attacks, diabetes and other diseases."

    You'll be a 200-year-old, withered, repulsive, barely-coherent husk of a human being... but dammit, you'll be healthy!

  12. Double entendres and all that... on Nano Body Building · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Skin is being sprayed by ink jet printers onto surfaces. Then it grows."

    My inkjet printer already does that.

    Then "it" certainly does grow.

  13. It looks like something from Unreal Tournament. on Project Grizzly Bear-Proof Suit Up For Auction · · Score: 4, Funny

    I love the description of the Black Box:

    "Voice-activated recording device... to record bear sounds, or, in the event of a catastrophic failure of the Ursus Mark VI, last words."

    I can't think they'd ever get many last words besides "AAAAAAGH!"

  14. Quick, you guys! on Cyber-Soap Returns From The Dead · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's Slashdot this thing before it has a chance to take off!

    All together now...

    *click* *click* *click* *click* *click*

  15. Nooooo! on Comcast Fires TechTV Staff · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not Cat Schwartz!

    Oh well, she will live on Photoshop.

  16. Pricing on DSI Delivers up to 3GB/s with Solid State Disk · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Traders link to the system over FDDI, T3 or ATM links, and the Eurex back office servers connect via 2Gbit/s Fibre Channel links and switches to the SSDs. The system uses DSI's 3200 solid state disks, with two to eight Fibre Channel ports that can push out 250,000 IOPS - up to 3Gbit/s - and contain 16-64 GB of capacity. There are two hot-swappable power supplies and three hot-swappable drives per DSI 3200. Uptime is five-nines - 99.999 percent.

    Well! A consumer-level version ought to be cheap in about... ten years.

  17. Or just maybe... maybe... on Rambus Files Antitrust Suit Against Memory Makers · · Score: 5, Funny

    Rambus believes that RDRAM was not the success it should have been because chip makers did not want to pay their royalties.

    Or maybe it was because it was too expensive and better alternatives existed?

    Ever consider that one, legal geniuses at Rambus?

  18. Nice introduction. on Google Files for IPO · · Score: 3, Interesting

    From the Introduction to the Letter from the Founders:

    Google is not a conventional company. We do not intend to become one.

  19. *thrums fingers on the desk* on New WordPerfect Releases Reviewed · · Score: 4, Funny

    an extensive review (all in one page, no flash ads -- what a concept!)

    And for all the bandwidth that would save, the webserver is still DOA...

  20. More than meets the eye on Morphing Plane Wings for Efficient Flights · · Score: 5, Funny
    That's why Penn State engineers have devised airplane wings that change shape like a bird and have scales like a fish.

    You know...

    ...that thing had better be sporting a Decepticon insignia.

  21. *ahem* Yeah, whatever. on MPAA Funds School Programs In Copyright Dogma · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Kids are some of the sneakiest people alive. (This is not open for debate. We were all kids once.)

    Even little ones are all over music/movie piracy. They already know the thrill of getting something for free rather than asking your parents to buy it.

    That thrill and the associated material benefit far outweighs anything the RIAA/MPAA or teachers can do to endorse a strict policy of legal distribution.

  22. The starting rate... on Reasonable Salary for Entry Level Programmers? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Approximately 3 outsourced India worker salaries per year.

  23. Almost forgot this on WebCrawler Turns 10 Today · · Score: 1

    I'll never forget reading this entry in the monitor log book:

    "Search Voyeur query of the day:
    'Why does poop stink?'"

  24. The WebCrawler Search Voyeur on WebCrawler Turns 10 Today · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone remember the WebCrawler Search Voyeur?

    It was a little Java applet that sat on your screen and displayed the pseudo-real-time search queries of other people.

    When I was a computer lab monitor at my college, we used to note in the log book any particularly amusing queries that we'd seen.

    "hairy woman"... "squirrel torture"... "tom AND cruise AND foot AND odor"... "asian girl underage spanking"...

  25. Oh, Yahoo too. on WebCrawler Turns 10 Today · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Oh yeah, and Yahoo as well. Forgot to include them.

    Interestingly, their look has changed very, very little from their olden days.