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  1. Re:What? on Canada Upholds Net Neutrality Rules In Wireless TV Case · · Score: 2

    Give him a little time ... I'm sure they'll come up with something moronic to give the telcos what they want and pretend they're doing something which benefits consumers.

  2. Re:Up next, automatic intelligence rating... on Anonymous No More: Your Coding Style Can Give You Away · · Score: 1

    // exception was found
    // beyond here be dragons, run
    // make your escape now
    goto blah;

    ^^ code master

  3. Re:Well I guess it's a good thing... on Adobe's Latest Zero-Day Exploit Repurposed, Targeting Adult Websites · · Score: 1

    Leech.

    Let's be clear here ... fuck yeah.

    I don't surf little private vanity sites, I hit major news agencies, and sites owned by large corporations.

    Let me be perfectly clear: I don't give a crap about the revenue of large corporations. Not now, not ever.

    You think I should give a shit if Dice gets ad revenue? Or cnn? or google? Or Microsoft? Of Ziff Davis? Or Facebook? Or Twitter?

    Fuck that.

  4. Re:Well I guess it's a good thing... on Adobe's Latest Zero-Day Exploit Repurposed, Targeting Adult Websites · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They don't owe me a damned thing, and I don't owe them anything -- but until they find a technology solution to stop me, too damned bad.

    I'm still going to block as many advertising and analytics companies as I can, using as many plugins as I can find. In every browser I use.

    The sites I read aren't in any danger of going under because I don't give them ad views -- and even if they were, I still don't trust the companies involved.

    But blocking Facebook and Twitter and the big ad/a analytics companies? If you think I give a crap about that, you're sadly mistaken.

    So you go ahead and be a well behaved little consumer, me, I'll continue to not give a crap about the revenue of large corporations.

  5. Re:Well I guess it's a good thing... on Adobe's Latest Zero-Day Exploit Repurposed, Targeting Adult Websites · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm curious... At this point do we just expect everything to be 100% free? Or do we think money fairies give companies the capital to pay for bandwidth and processing power?

    Hey, there will always be people who don't block ads. Some sites have subscriptions, which people are free to use.

    But the reality is, most sites with ads are infested with literally dozens of third party crapware, places which sideload junk into your system (specifically through crap like Flash), and which want to collect collate and sell your private information.

    I will allow a site which serves its own advertising to show ads as long as they're not overly intrusive. But doubleclick, discus, scrorecard reasearch, quantcast, facebook, twitter -- and literally hundreds of other shit sites I have no interest in, well -- that's not my problem.

    I'm visiting your website. Unless you lock me out via subscription (in which case I'll ignore your site), I do not owe you ad revenue, and I sure as shit don't owe the 20 other sites embedded in your website anything.

    Honestly, if you eventually go out of business ... that is not my problem. Protecting myself from marketers and malware is my problem, and quite frankly, Flash gets reported as loading up malware pretty regularly. I've treated it as malware for over a decade now.

    But let's not act like I owe you something. And let's certainly not act like just because you collect your money from a bunch of shady assholes that I owe them anything.

  6. Re:Incredible! on Computer Chess Created In 487 Bytes, Breaks 32-Year-Old Record · · Score: 2

    What? That doesn't sound right ... because I'm pretty sure I've seen a board which comes with both chess and checkers pieces.

    I'm not buying that at all -- they're both 8x8.

    You're just making shit up.

  7. Re:Uh oh, NOW you've done it... on The American App Economy Is Now "Bigger Than Hollywood" · · Score: 2

    James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is

    Already filthy rich.

  8. Re:Wait... on The American App Economy Is Now "Bigger Than Hollywood" · · Score: 1

    Do I get counted as an astronaut as I'm waiting for NASA to call me up? Or as a porn star in case one of the starlets decides she wants a hunka hunka burning nerd for a quicky?

    Does wishing you had another job cause you to count towards the statistics of that job?

    I honestly don't think "wannabee" counts towards these things. :-P

  9. Re:You probably have one, though... on The iPad Is 5 Years Old This Week, But You Still Don't Need One · · Score: 1

    I don't have one, and it's unlikely that I will have any tablet, ever.

    Touchscreens are a regression in human interfaces. Yes, it's more intuitive than a mouse, but it lacks any way to even emulate buttons after the first, "cursor" positioning is imprecise at best, and worst of all there's just no substitute for a keyboard.

    Honestly, have you even tried one?

    I'm pretty high on the "get off my lawn" scale, and while I agree that for doing work, I still prefer a keyboard. But I find I do completely different things on my tablet, and in different ways. And for that, I prefer my tablet.

    When I'm planning a trip, I'm using Google Maps, marking points of interest so I have them for later. When I'm reading the daily news, or checking the weather ... I simply don't find myself feeling like I need a keyboard or a mouse.

    Sitting on a sofa, or in a comfy chair, or in the back yard, or on a plane ... purely consuming content changes what I'm using it for and how I interact with it.

    So, yes, for work nobody is saying most people could replace their laptop or desktop. Well, most people aren't.

    But the overwhelming majority of people, the overwhelming majority of the time, are NOT "getting stuff done". And when I'm not actively working, there are many things I'd prefer to do on my Nexus 7 than I would on a desktop or a laptop.

    I know many people, who are not geeks or techies, or who are retired, or any number of things ... and for them, a tablet actually provides more utility that a computer. My mother in law has little interest in using their computer ... she pretty much does everything you'd use a computer for on her tablet. She can get to her email, do her banking, look stuff up on Google, look at maps, and even book a tee time for golf.

    And I know many people who are geeks and techies, and outside of office hours, they prefer their tablet for many tasks.

    So, in the same way that people find their phones exceedingly useful, people who find a phone too small also find their tablets exceedingly useful.

    Not everybody is coding, or writing spreadsheets, or doing the TPS reports ... and for those people, a tablet is actually a good fit.

  10. Re:Hmmm .... on New Micro-Ring Resonator Creates Quantum Entanglement On a Silicon Chip · · Score: 1, Funny

    f all the stories and thing said about quantum computers, especially with the amount of poorly written stuff out there, that is the sentence you highlight when talking about gibberish?

    LOL ... honestly, it's as good as any as far as I'm concerned.

    It sounds like something out of a mission statement generator ... we've created light with minty and peaty overtones, which exemplify the highest moral standard.

    I simply have no idea of WTF it's telling me.

  11. Hmmm .... on New Micro-Ring Resonator Creates Quantum Entanglement On a Silicon Chip · · Score: 1, Insightful

    With which I will do ... what, exactly?

    "Our device is capable of emitting light with striking quantum mechanical properties never observed in an integrated source," said Bajoni. "The rate at which the entangled photons are generated is unprecedented for a silicon integrated source, and comparable with that available from bulk crystals that must be pumped by very strong lasers."

    As usual, every story to do with quantum anything is pretty much gibberish to the layperson.

    Sounds like a quantum mood ring, but I have no idea.

  12. What about Android tablets? on The iPad Is 5 Years Old This Week, But You Still Don't Need One · · Score: 1

    Unless Android tablets have also plateaued or started to decline .. can you actually say we've reached "peak tablet"?

    The people I know with tablets prefer them to a phone for the things they do with it.

    A friend keeps his Nexus 7 on his sofa so that while he's watching TV if he sees something he wants to Google he has it handy. My mother in law uses her tablet for almost everything she'd use a computer for. I still get a lot of use from my Nexus 7 as well.

    I admit, my Android tablet isn't a 'necessity', and may not get used daily .. for there's lots of situations in which it's what I'd prefer to bring with me. When I go on a trip, I bring my tablet because I can still check my email and the like.

    Yes, you could use a phone for a lot of this stuff ... but unless you have stats showing that Android tablets are also slowing down, maybe they're just eating into the growth of iPads?

    I know more than a few non-techies for whom their tablet is more important than their PC.

  13. Boo fucking hoo on Justice Department: Default Encryption Has Created a 'Zone of Lawlessness' · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "But we're very concerned they not lead to the creation of what I would call a 'zone of lawlessness,' where there's evidence that we could have lawful access through a court order that we're prohibited from getting because of a company's technological choices.

    You've demonstrated you can't be trusted. The CIA has proven they're willing to lie to Congress.

    So the reality is, you're all lying, thieving bastards who ignore the law and our rights.

    You got fucking probable cause and a warrant, show it. But you don't get blanket fishing expeditions just in case.

    Sorry, but you're asking for back doors to all forms of security ... which defeats the purpose of those forms of security in the first place.

    Go piss up a rope.

  14. Re:It is hard to know what to think on Apple Posts $18B Quarterly Profit, the Highest By Any Company, Ever · · Score: 0

    It feels strange that Apple is making such a profit with a rather smallish that may be 12% of the market and no particularly eye-popping new products since the Steve Jobs era, just a series of well-engineered refinements.

    Not really ... without even bothering to look, I'm assuming that Apple is raking in money hand over fist through the iTunes store.

    So, it's not all from the devices, but the on-going revenue stream of selling all that tasty digital content.

    But music, and books, and movies, and apps, and whatever else they can sell digitally ... I'm betting that's where the real money comes from. The incremental cost on digital stuff probably means that a huge portion of it is purely profit.

  15. Security is a process ... on Security-Focused BlackPhone Was Vulnerable To Simple Text Message Bug · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem with security is it is an on-going process, and it takes time. Which means the trust that you actually are secure also takes time.

    So, just because you started out thinking "Oh boy, are we going to be hella secure" -- it takes a long time to FIND all those things which defeat that, and just as long to convince everybody that you've done it.

    Almost as soon as I heard of this phone my first thought was "gee, you're brand new, why should be trust that you've got it sorted out".

    And, as TFS says ... this phone is used by people who want additional security. What the hell made you think you wouldn't be immediately targeted? This is like advertising you have an unbreakable vault ... now everybody wants to prove you wrong.

    I think they started trading on a reputation they hadn't earned yet, and now it's biting them in the ass.

  16. God, what drivel ... on Latest Windows 10 Preview Build Brings Slew of Enhancements · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We were told that it'd give us Cortana, Microsoft's AI assistant

    OK, I'll preface this with a "get off my lawn" to get it out of the way.

    But I have to say, I have precisely zero interest in this. The more I read TFA, the more I cringe.

    After setting Cortana up, which involves telling her your name, and adjusting some other minor settings, sheâ(TM)ll be good to go. If the respective option is enabled, sheâ(TM)ll always listen out for âoeHey, Cortanaâ, at which point your question can be asked. In the example below, I asked, âoeHey, Cortana. Could you please show me the weather?â, at which point she queried the Internet and spit back the accurate info â" without me having to state a specific location.

    Talking to Cortana is finicky at best. After stating âoeHey, Cortanaâ, Iâ(TM)ve found that Iâ(TM)ve either had to keep talking right away to be heard, or have her say, âoeHey, Robâ and then me have to click the microphone icon again to speak. It seems some thresholds need to be adjusted, because in the current implementation, itâ(TM)s easier to avoid potential hassle and just go find such information online.

    I don't want my fucking computer to feel like it's on a first name basis with me. I don't want to talk to it. I don't want my computer constantly listening to and parsing everything I say. I sure as shit don't want that crap integrated with an ad platform.

    If I want to see the weather, I'll go to the tab I keep open with the weather.

    This is a bunch of dreck I can't see myself wanting to use, which is mostly a "make pretend" version of AI which is at best a shortcut to search. I don't see the value in voice commands -- in fact, I see great nuisance in it (like in Offices, or just everywhere).

    This sounds like an OS which is heavily focused on "teh social" integration with XBox, with the new lame-ass crayon interfaces Microsoft seems partial to, and a bunch of dorky features which seem like they're trying too damned hard.

    I don't see any of these features being useful, I see them as being pointless eye candy, which is full of gimmicks I don't see myself using in the long run -- in fact, I see me disabling as many as possible.

    I'm afraid Microsoft's "vision of the future" is a glimpse into hell. At least half of those features sound like shit which will slow down the machine and add zero benefit.

    Now, seriously, get the fuck off my damned lawn.

  17. Re:Visible from Earth? on Proposed Space Telescope Uses Huge Opaque Disk To Surpass Hubble · · Score: 1

    LOL ... you rock, that's cool ... a *very* localized, man made eclipse from an orbital body would be freakin' *awesome*.

    Hmmm ... Conversely, turn it around ... death ray! :-P

  18. Re:So what next? on FCC Fines Verizon For Failing To Investigate Rural Phone Problems · · Score: 2

    Or maybe refund the money they've been given to maintain it, or the subsidies to expand it.

    Sorry, but the telecom companies have been handed huge piles of cash to maintain this stuff ... that they've sat on it and failed to invest in all of their infrastructure is their damned problem.

    They weren't given that money to only invest in the most profitable stuff ... they were given it to invest in the entire system so that it was there for everybody.

    Greedy, shortsighted corporations don't need to charge more to pay for that stuff ... they need to use the money they've been given/have been charging for what it was for in the first place.

    Mostly I think they've been lining executive pockets, and bribing politicians so they can keep doing the same crap.

  19. Re:Encrypted External Drive in a Fire Safe on Ask Slashdot: Best Medium For Personal Archive? · · Score: 2

    No, most of that is porn ... true fact, 71% of all global storage is dedicated to porn, and the rest is almost entirely cat videos. ;-)

  20. Re:stone tablets on Ask Slashdot: Best Medium For Personal Archive? · · Score: 1

    OK hotshot, how sure are you that the medium those *wonderful* answers are stored on hasn't deteriorated, resulting in us looking back on bad advice?!

    Assume it will, or that it already has. Which, has more or less been in all those answers which came before.

    Buy 4 HDs ... back everything to all four, keep two at home, and keep backing up to them, put the other two in another physical location. Periodically rotate one of them.

    If you have at least two backups of very recent vintage, and two of an slightly older vintage ... you're constantly making new backups.

    Over time, assume even the ones you're still using.

    In other words: Hint: The consensus recommendation was to pick at least two different media, and store them in a least two different geographical locations, then migrate to different media as technology improves.

    Which is precisely what the GP said.

    Don't assume you've made a static backup which will suffer from neither bitrot nor obsolescence. Plan accordingly.

    This is literally a decades old strategy. The more important the data, the more discrete copies you keep, and the more regularly you do it.

  21. Re:I want to have to support another browser on Opera Founder Is Back, WIth a Feature-Heavy, Chromium-Based Browser · · Score: 1

    Funny, and I want to have three open browsers so I can sandbox various activities from one another.

    Who said you had to support it? Are you the support guy for the entire interweb or something?

    Nobody is forcing you to use it or support it.

  22. LOL ... on Opera Founder Is Back, WIth a Feature-Heavy, Chromium-Based Browser · · Score: 1

    Firefox users who likewise prefer a browser with more rather than fewer features (but otherwise want to stick with Firefox) might also consider SeaMonkey, which bundles not just a browser but email, newsgroup client and feed reader, HTML editor, IRC chat and web development tools.

    LOL ... 1997 called, they want their browser back.

    More seriously, where does Opera/this Vivaldi thing fall on the privacy end of the spectrum? Is it ad supported? Is it full of crapware?

    If it isn't secure or trustworthy, WTF is the point? The last I saw anything from Opera was an Opera mini ... and it seemed to be quite the opposite of a privacy oriented browser, precisely because it seemed full of ads.

    I want the "advertisers and sponsors go to hell" browser, do we have that?

  23. Multiple redundant backups ... on Ask Slashdot: Best Medium For Personal Archive? · · Score: 2

    External HDs are cheap these days.

    Set up a robocopy script to backup to an external. drive Periodically backup to a second external HD.

    Periodically cycle the external HDs into your safe-deposit box at the bank.

    Accept that every few years your external HDs get cycled out due to age.

    Don't try to make some permanent archival solution which will rely on technology in the future working ... keep them active and in the air. Two local copies, and possibly as many as two remote copies.

    I think your specific medium over the long term is less meaningful when you can buy a 3TB external HD for under $100 .. especially if archiving those files actually is valuable for you.

    Nowadays, it seems like redundant, offline backups for stuff you deem important enough is fairly easy to do.

    The advantage of a robocopy is it will only copy what's changed, so your static data doesn't add too much.

  24. Re:This doesn't sound... sound on Valve's Economist Yanis Varoufakis Appointed Greece's Finance Minister · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Economics isn't an ideology.

    Bullshit, it sure isn't objective science, it's models, based on dubious assumptions which aren't reflective of anything other than the beliefs of the person who made them, and then using mathematics of dubious quality to "prove" what your ideology tells you.

    Are you retarded or just ignorant?

    Are you an asshole or a douchebag?

    I'm saying that when people say "if you cut taxes it will stimulate the economy", that is a purely ideological position, not grounded in objective fact. And economics serves no purpose if it isn't down to implementing policy, which is inherently idological.

    And again, it is like you are saying physics cannot be a science because there is many unproven theories that coexists.

    No, I'm saying physics still boils down to actual objective reality, and in no fucking way shape or form does economics do that, and never has.

    Frankly, you are an idiot.

    Frankly, you're an asshole who thinks too highly of his own opinion.

    So far you've failed to offer anything intelligent, just the cowardly ad hominem attacks of a worthless moron with nothing new to add.

    So, I'll tell you what, here's a piece by someone who has a fucking Nobel prize in "economic science".
    One problem with economics is that it is necessarily focused on policy, rather than discovery of fundamentals. Nobody really cares much about economic data except as a guide to policy: economic phenomena do not have the same intrinsic fascination for us as the internal resonances of the atom or the functioning of the vesicles and other organelles of a living cell. We judge economics by what it can produce. As such, economics is rather more like engineering than physics, more practical than spiritual.

    There is no Nobel prize for engineering, though there should be. True, the chemistry prize this year looks a bit like an engineering prize, because it was given to three researchers - Martin Karplus, Michael Levitt, and Arieh Warshel - "for the development of multiscale models of complex chemical systems" that underlie the computer programs that make nuclear magnetic resonance hardware work. But the Nobel Foundation is forced to look at much more such practical, applied material when it considers the economics prize.

    The problem is that once we focus on economic policy, much that is not science comes into play. Politics becomes involved, and political posturing is amply rewarded by public attention. The Nobel prize is designed to reward those who do not play tricks for attention, and who, in their sincere pursuit of the truth, might otherwise be slighted.

    Why is it called a prize in "economic sciences", rather than just "economics"? The other prizes are not awarded in the "chemical sciences" or the "physical sciences."

    Fields of endeavour that use "science" in their titles tend to be those that get masses of people emotionally involved and in which crackpots seem to have some purchase on public opinion. These fields have "science" in their names to distinguish them from their disreputable cousins.

    So, seriously, fuck off and grow up.

    Economics is descriptive how what complex systems involving humans do. But is is NOT measuring some innate natural properties of how that actually works.

    As soon as economics goes from measuring and describing, and steps into applying policy .... it utterly ceases to be a science.

  25. Re:This doesn't sound... sound on Valve's Economist Yanis Varoufakis Appointed Greece's Finance Minister · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not claiming I have the answers ... but I'm flat out saying the economists who tell us WTF the economy is doing and why are so completely full of shit as to be laughable.

    Economics isn't a science, it's fucking ideology.

    The idiotic policies of Alan Greenspan almost directly led to the housing bubble ... and even he admits his notion of "free money" was idiotic and wrong.

    Economics is NOT a fucking science and never has been, it's intrinsically linked to politics and ideology.

    People who claim it is some kind of objective science are either lying to us, or to themselves. Science doesn't yield different outcomes based on your political leaning.