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  1. Netscape! on Proprietary Projects That Benefitted From Becoming Open? · · Score: 2
    Why, just LOOK at how stable it's become since it went open so-

    Bus Error


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  2. Re:Route aggreggation on Trouble Ahead for Internet Routing Tables? · · Score: 2
    and CPUs run at hundreds of millions of cycles per ...second. 3600 compares per second doesn't sound all that difficult.

    - A.P.

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  3. Hello, OpenNap. on Napster Going to Subscriptions · · Score: 3
    Expect to see these servers overloaded in a matter of hours after Napster starts charging for its "service".

    - A.P.

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  4. oops on Patent Warfare · · Score: 2
    this crappy jacket, my bad.

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  5. Sorry. Calvin Klein beat you to it. on Patent Warfare · · Score: 2
    Back in March, they were advertising this crappy jacket as coming free with the purchase of any of their horrible stinky colognes.

    Back to the drawing board.

    - A.P.

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  6. Re:tripwire's site kinda pisses me off. on Tripwire Goes Open Source · · Score: 1
    if you're going to put one country first then you'd better rank everyone in order of use.

    Which is what I was implying. And which makes a hell of a lot more sense, at least for the top 5 or so countries (which probably make up 80-90% of all Internet users) than a completely alphabetized list.

    - A.P.

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  7. Re:tripwire's site kinda pisses me off. on Tripwire Goes Open Source · · Score: 1
    Shit yeah, we should be at the top. We have, per capita, the most people on the Internet and we have, by numbers alone, the most people on the Internet by country. It simply makes sense, from a marketing perspective, to have the countries with the "biggest" presence on the Internet at the top of the list. Make it convenient for the largest amount of customers. If the odd Angolan has to scroll down a little, that's fine. How many of them are there on the Net?

    This isn't some petty "my country is better than yours!" pissing contest. It's simple common sense.

    - A.P.

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  8. Internet speakeasies... on DMCA Anti-Circumvention Provisions · · Score: 1
    So, would this be the equivalent? Hope they don't get me for tax evasion now...


    - A.P.

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  9. It's been done. on Intel Submits Patent Covering Itanium Instructions · · Score: 2
    There was a report on tech-report.com a while back that it's indeed possible to run two Athlon CPUs on an Alpha dual-slot motherboard.

    - A.P.

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  10. Holy jesus christ. on Has D.A.R.E Been Effective? · · Score: 2
    You've successfully rolled every fallacy and overinflation of the truth about marijuana into one post. Congratulations on an *incredible* troll!

    - A.P.

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  11. what are you smoking? on Will 'PowerNow' Cause Trouble in Linux? · · Score: 2
    The only patches I've ever seen for a CPU are for the "innovative" Intel f00f and MTH bugs. Every single AMD cpu I've ever used has worked perfectly with Linux, no matter what version.

    Great troll, though.

    - A.P.

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  12. Re:Man... on Playstation II Launch Notes From the Field · · Score: 1
    You forgot the hundreds of millions of people who couldn't give a flying fuck. The percentage, after that, is much higher.

    But still not high enough to keep the morons on eBay who willfully pay $1500 for a $300 console away.

    - A.P.

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  13. cablevision does indeed rock. on @Home Critic Silenced By @Home · · Score: 1
    I routinely get 600KBytes/second in FTP transfers. That's better than the fractional T3 at school used to give me.

    - A.P.

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  14. Re:700 Mhz is a low end system? on New 3D Cards On Slower PCs · · Score: 1
    But what sucks is that not everyone is a pimply faced little prick with rich mommies and daddies to buy them their wittle 1.2GHz Athlons.

    Yeah, some of us actually have (gasp!) jobs and can afford shit like this. Hell, a 1.2 GHz Athlon only costs $500.

    - A.P.

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  15. Typical Geek Reactions. on 'Hacking' To Be Declared Illegal · · Score: 5
    We need
    to tell industry and our political figures that we WILL NOT stand for such things, and will fight them
    every step of the way!


    That's the problem, though. We need to do this and we need to do that, but, when it comes right down to it, how many of us actually get off our fucking asses and do anything? How many people who constantly whine and bitch as their freedoms are slowly usurped from them also support the EFF through donations? How many write (not email, WRITE) their congressman every time a boneheaded bill is introduced? Judging by the outcome of trials and the passage of various and sundry laws in the past few years, I'm willing to bet the number is pretty damned low.


    If bitching could really solve problems, slashdot would have ended world hunger by now.


    - A.P. (and, yes, I support the EFF. You should too.)

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  16. Err... on Patch To Allow Linux To Use Defective DIMMs · · Score: 4
    *how* much cheaper can faulty RAM be? I mean, 256MB SDRAM DIMMs are already $135 apiece... Would it really be worth it to get a dodgy piece of memory if the difference in price is negligible?

    - A.P.

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  17. Re:Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh on Journalistic Integrity in the Digital Age? · · Score: 1
    This is a FREE site, on which people can vent all sorts of more or less stupid opinions (go ahead, this one's to easy) while staying within a certain group of subjects. If you don't like it, sod off.

    Well, what if the shareholders demand it, then?

    This isn't exactly a free site anymore...

    - A.P.

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  18. seconded. on USB Hard Drive Recommendations? · · Score: 2
    If you're gonna be transferring a few gigs of data, expect to sit around for an hour or two while you wait for your data to transfer over the snail-like USB bus. Then expect to wait a couple hours when you get home to transfer the data onto your home machines. Not exactly fun.

    I used to shuttle data with an old 1GB SCSI drive, which took a few minutes to fill. Other people mentioned removeable IDE drives, too. If you don't mind rebooting, you can look into this too. (Though not recommended, I've had no problem "hot-swapping" SCSI drives.)

    - A.P.

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  19. I've always wanted to do with a full-color LED... on Lighting The Future: Lasers And (Wild) LEDs · · Score: 1
    I've always wanted to get three big SCSI drives, each with their own LED connections, and hook each positive terminal to one of the three positive ones on the full-color LED. Then I wanted to wait until 7:40 AM for a little light show.

    It would have been lame, but cool.

    - A.P.

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  20. I like this line from the article: on AMD vs Intel: CPU Design Philosophy · · Score: 3
    The P6 (Pentium Pro) core was a masterpiece, and its performance sent shock waves throughout the industry.

    Calling anything from the x86 world a "masterpiece" seems, to me, like putting a gold star on the best-looking fingerpainting in the special-needs Kindergarten class.

    -A.P.

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  21. fucking crap... on NASA Tests Flying Scooter For Commercial Take-Off · · Score: 1
    Now I gotta watch out for morons falling from the sky, as opposed to just smashing up their SUVs and talking on car phones?

    I think I'll just work from home from now on.

    - A.P.

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  22. Re:Why are all IS guys fat? on What To Do If Linux Sneaks Onto Your Network · · Score: 2
    SCENE: Shapiro is in a bar, chatting up a pair of rather attractive chicks, who don't seem to be taking much notice of him.

    SHAPIRO: Heh, so, anyway, Trixie, anyway I says to the guy, I says, "You have installed Red Hat on your Optiplex. Prepare to FACE MY WRAFTH!" And then I whipped out my Windows 98 bootable CD and wiped his crappy installation clean off his hard drive. Then I told his boss on him. He's in for a heapin' helpin' of trouble come Monday morning!

    TRIXIE: You smell like armpit.

    TRIXIE'S FRIEND MARCIA: Good God, did you bathe in sweat this morning?

    SHAPIRO: So, what say? Wanna go back to my van and screw?

    TRIXIE knees SHAPIRO in the GONADS. MARCIA laughs to herself. TRIXIE and MARCIA leave with A LEET LINUX SYSADMIN.

    ---------- END

    - A.P.

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  23. Re:I'm disappointed on What To Do If Linux Sneaks Onto Your Network · · Score: 1
    Why the hell are you running a shitty unswitched network anyway?

    - A.P.

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  24. Apple Zealot Claims Apple Invents Handle. on Sony's Latest VAIO Looks Like Barf · · Score: 2
    Film at 11.

    Apple also invented oxygen, arable land, and perfected the practice of rubbing sticks together to produce "fire".

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  25. looks like... on Sony's Latest VAIO Looks Like Barf · · Score: 3
    My First Laptop.

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