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  1. I ported Linux to my microwave oven. on Wacky port of BSD to Dreamcast set top box · · Score: 3
    I'm gonna buy 500 microwave ovens and play quake real fast d00d. Make loads of popcorn too. It will rule.

    - A.P.
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  2. Err... on Linux on a SIMM · · Score: 1
    That's just a mirror, and one that's hardly ever up at that.

    - A.P.
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  3. Re:where's the USB? on Linux on a SIMM · · Score: 1
    Um, besides the fact that Linux's USB support is less than dismal at the moment, how are you going to find a USB controller for that particular CPU? This isn't x86-land where everything just works.

    - A.P.
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  4. Slashdot needs a sister server... on Linux on a SIMM · · Score: 1
    ...either "ditto.slashdot.org" or "xerox.slashdot.org" or something like that, just for reposted stories. Either that or a slashbox for reposts. At least we've fulfilled our one-a-day quota though. :P

    - A.P.
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  5. xing mp3 encoder - WITHOUT A DOUBT. on Ask Slashdot: What's the Best MP3 Encoder? · · Score: 1
    It's simply the fastest, best thing there is available for Linux. It costs money, but it's worth it.

    This is the same encoder used in Audio Catalyst for Windows - it beats the snot out of everything else out there, hands down.

    I'm sure you'd be able to write a shell script or something (or use one of the many frontends for rippers/encoders) to encode entire cds.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad

  6. Tried installing Linux on the iMac lately? on Apple sues eMachines · · Score: 1
    Last I heard, it worked fine if you didn't mind not being able to use the keyboard or mouse.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad

  7. Are all Apple zealots assholes? on Apple sues eMachines · · Score: 1
    Because you all sure seem to put forth the image that you are. I guess the *normal* Mac users are the ones who STFU when they have nothing better to say, eh.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad

  8. Uh huh. on Win2k delay claimed to be helping spread of Linux · · Score: 1
    It's from a 1996 television ad for Internet Explorer actually.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad

  9. Slashdot Poll Idea? on Win2k delay claimed to be helping spread of Linux · · Score: 2
    When do you think Win2K will be released?

    * Quarter 4 1999 (that's September to December, for the slower people)
    * 1st Half 2000
    * Second Half 2000
    * Never - the world will explode on 1/1/00
    * Never - Microsoft will explode on 1/1/00 or sooner
    * I already have a copy of the gold release, I am eleet.
    * Jar Jar Sucks

    - A.P.
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  10. Way to be! on Will PPC Become the Preferred Linux Platform? · · Score: 1
    You sure told him. He won't be spouting off with his falsities anymore! You go!

    -A.P.
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    "One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad

  11. Cool, but... on l0pht develops Sniffer Sniffer · · Score: 1
    This was on bugtraq like a month ago...

    - A.P.
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  12. Go smoke some weed. on Install Linux in 4 Minutes · · Score: 1
    We here at slashdot.org encourage it.

    Jump off bridges and tall buildings onto picket fences too.

    Take heroin anally.

    Lick 9 volt batteries.

    Drive your car after dark with the lights off.

    Give your young children weapons and ammo. Teach them to shoot people who wear red.

    Deal cocaine by the brick.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad

  13. Um, ok. on Install Linux in 4 Minutes · · Score: 1
    "I'm not saying it isn't useful, I'm not saying it isn't a solid OS. It is. The problem is the perception of it."

    So you're not using it out of spite? That seems incredibly, mind-bogglingly fucking retarded. "Oh, it works really well but the skript k1ddi3z use it too so we might get shunned by our peers." In reality, your peers are probably all laughing at you. I know I am.

    You can continue to pay $30 per phonecall to Microsoft though. Have fun!

    - A.P.
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    "One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad

  14. Yes, the judge wanted to appear "cool". on AOL Trademarks nixed · · Score: 1
    I see what you mean. It's completely true that the judge in this case made his decision based on how cool it would make him look in the eyes of his peers. He can now hang out with the other judges in their chic black robes at the raquetball club and talk about how evil AOL is and how crappy Microsoft's software is too. The other judges will hail him as eleet. He will be kewl.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad

  15. moderate this post up. on Ask Slashdot: Should the US Government Tax Email? · · Score: 1
    It's probably the most important thing that's been said in this thread, or will be said for that matter.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad

  16. /. fulfills weekly Vapour quota, mafia satisfied on Amiga has a Future? · · Score: 2
    Slashdot (AP) - "Boy, did we cut that one close!" exclaimed an exasperated Rob Malda Thursday morning as popular tech-news website Slashdot.org just barely fulfilled its Amiga Vapor Quota for the week. Local mob bosses appear satisfied. "I'm glad for mister Malda," Lenny Botacelli said. "Another day passed, I'd've had my boys break his legs."

    Hemos could not be reached for comment. Rumors circulating at press time say that he received some sort of animal head in the mail earlier in the day and was disposing of it.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad

  17. Guinness isn't really strong beer. on Party with Slashdot Tonight! · · Score: 1
    It's about 5% alcohol - the same as Budweiser. Belgian beer's the strong stuff, if you can stomach it. I tend to be more of a liquor person myself, but I can appreciate a good beer.

    - A.P. (nobody should appreciate Budweiser)
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    "One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad

  18. Tom's Hardware kinda suxx0rs anyway. on Athlon Reviews · · Score: 1
    All the guy seems to do nowadays is whine. I guess he's upset that he's no longer the only hardware site out there and that he's no longer the best site out there either. He should set up a separate server for hardware reviews and just rename the current one tom-rants-about-everything.com. Plus, his Intel and 3dfx brownnosing got on my nerves last year.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad

  19. Life sucks. on Athlon Reviews · · Score: 1
    It really doesn't make much sense to complain about something you've really no God-given right to do in the first place. I'm sure you can still up the bus speed if you're hell-bent on overclocking a 550 MHz CPU, but, at that speed, who the hell needs to overclock?

    - A.P.
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    "One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad

  20. I bet these come with the new Amigas! on Glaze3D: Yet Another 3D Chipset · · Score: 1
    When the UPS man comes skipping up to your door, not even struggling to carry the box your brand new Transmeta-fied Amiga with the super-duper 3d comes in, and you open it up to find it full of packing material and nothing else you'll know not to trust people that have said, "It's coming now" for the past few years. (I heard news about this 3D card a *long* time ago, back before 3D cards were anything to speak about. This is non-news to me...)

    - A.P.
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    "One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad

  21. Hey... on SGI to drop Irix for Linux · · Score: 1
    ...who kicked the crap out of whom last week? 21-1? That's a frigging football score. Your Indians can come back when they've had a little more batting practice; we'll be ready.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad

  22. Huh? on SGI to drop Irix for Linux · · Score: 1
    Joe Torre's been manager since the mid 90's, and, as long as he doesn't retire, he's not going anywhere anytime soon. Before that, Showalter was there for a good 3 or 4 years. I can't think of many other teams who have only had two or three managers in *this* decade. Blue Jays? Nope. Gaston's gone. Red Sox? Nope. They've had a half dozen or so. Braves? Okay, maybe, but all Bobby Cox has to do is show up with the pitching he has on that team. Mets? Nope. Expos? Maybe; they *know* they suck and no manager can help *that* (have they canned Alou?) Orioles? Nope. Rangers? Nuh-uh.

    It's common knowledge that, when a team is doing poorly, the manager is the first to go. It's no surprise that the Yankees went through quite a few managers in the late 80's. Name me a few teams who keep managers longer than the Yanks have held onto Torre. however.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad

  23. Woo! Free space-heaters! on Free Multias (Pay Shipping Only) · · Score: 2
    If I didn't have central heating I'd consider one of these things. :)

    - A.P.
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    "One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad

  24. Oop, not Congress, my bad. on UCITA is passed · · Score: 1
    Even better, a state-by-state committee. Cool! This should make challenging it in court fun.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad

  25. How can this hold up in court? on UCITA is passed · · Score: 2
    It still doesn't make EULAs enforceable. Sure, it *says* it does, but an agreement implies that both parties are in concurrance. How can I agree to something (the EULA) that I haven't even seen until I've opened the package, which, at times, constitutes "acceptance" of certain EULAs?

    Congress is trying to pass yet another Big Business pipe dream, and, even if they do so, it'll get shot down, either in whole or bit by bit, in court.

    It'll be fun to watch the wreckage fall to Earth.

    - A.P.
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    "One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad