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  1. Re: Short sighted on Forbes Blasts Latests Windows 7 Patch as Malware · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thank you, nuckfuts.

    Now there's something you don't read every day.

  2. Re:Short sighted on Forbes Blasts Latests Windows 7 Patch as Malware · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ah yes, one bad patch and we should all NEVER PATCH AGAIN BECAUSE THE SKY IS FALLING!

    How is it that you interpret disabling auto-update as meaning "NEVER PATCH AGAIN"? I took it to mean don't patch until you're confident it's safe to do so. Don't you think that's a more reasonable view?

  3. Re:Fucking Hell, Harper needs to go! on Canada Waives Own Rules, Helps Microsoft Avoid US Visa Problems · · Score: 1

    Walmart pays a healthy dividend. If one owned, say, $10B worth of the stock, they'd have to scrape by on a mere $229M per year in cash. That's not even a million dollars a day! What's a person to do?

  4. Re:Future lawsuits include: on Apple Antitrust Case Finds New Consumer Plaintiff · · Score: 2

    These are all physically incompatible. But an MP3 file is an MP3 file.

    Not in this case. The files in question contained Real's DRM. That's why they had to backdoor them. If they were actually standard MP3 files they would have worked without issue, and would still be working today.

  5. Re:Like there weren't any other competitors around on Apple Antitrust Case Finds New Consumer Plaintiff · · Score: 4, Informative

    Apple only prevented people from loading third party music on the device they sold, not on everyone's.

    Only third party music laced with DRM. Normal mp3 files from any source have always worked seamlessly.

  6. Re:Like hell I'd allow an iPhone on my network on Apple, IBM Partnership Yields First Results: 10 Mobile Apps · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd say that if you are a sysadmin who somehow doesn't allow iPhones on any networks under your control, then within a week you will either have your mind changed or let go.

    I just checked. His parents said he could stay.

  7. Re:The wet ones did! on Rosetta Results: Comets "Did Not Bring Water To Earth" · · Score: 2

    I'm pretty sure he was joking.

  8. Re:This whole Sony story on New Destover Malware Signed By Stolen Sony Certificate · · Score: 1

    When this is all over somebody's going to win a Pulitzer Prize for an article laying out the whole saga.

  9. Re:"Expected" to release methane on Warmer Pacific Ocean Could Release Millions of Tons of Methane · · Score: 1

    I'm incredibly lousy at making unsubstantiated assertions! Never made one, never will!

    I see what you did there.

  10. Re:who gets spam any more? on Book Review: Spam Nation · · Score: 1

    I use comment sense

    If there's one thing Slashdot could use more of, it's comment sense.

  11. You will note that it is extremely common for English speakers to use a word whilst meaning at best the exact opposite

    True, but just don't ever say "I could care less" or you'll have fifty people "correcting" you, no matter how sarcastic you meant it to be.

  12. Re: Only if you've destroyed the laws of causality on Apple Accused of Deleting Songs From iPods Without Users' Knowledge · · Score: 1

    The only reason this was even an issue was because Real wanted to use their own DRM, so they had to hack their way onto the iPod. Normal files, no matter where or how you got them, would sync and stay synched without any problems.

  13. Just like Camel cigarettes used to do, get 'em while they're young.

  14. Re:Once a planet, always a planet on Why Pluto Still Matters · · Score: 4, Funny

    Once a planet, always a planet

    Modulo Alderaan, of course.

  15. Re:Wait, what? on Is Chernobyl Still Dangerous? Was 60 Minutes Pushing Propaganda? · · Score: 1

    Betteridge's law states that you can answer the question in the headline with "no", not that it is the correct answer.

    That's not a particularly useful law then, is it?

  16. Re:Consider donating to slashdot on A Mismatch Between Wikimedia's Pledge Drive and Its Cash On Hand? · · Score: 2

    That was the abridged version of the word.

  17. Re:Helmets with Sensors on Football Concussion Lawsuits Start To Hit High Schools · · Score: 1

    How about we at least stop putting concussed kids back on the field?

    Wouldn't that be the point of using the sensors? Strict rules, easily enforced. Seems like a (pardon the pun) no-brainer to me.

  18. Re:What's the name again? on Debian Forked Over Systemd · · Score: 1

    And their band is called The Oneeders.

  19. Re:Lyft, Whisper, Line, Skype.... on New Snowden Docs Show GCHQ Paid Telcos For Cable Taps · · Score: 2

    In GCHQ's eyes, that probably the worst thing about this leaking. Not because of what they did, but because now the other companies know how much the paid and will raise their rates.

  20. Re:Dear Sony, I am delighted! on Sony Pictures Computer Sytems Shut Down After Ransomware Hack · · Score: 1

    "Yes I snuck into your house and hid there for two years quietly observing you, but look, I wasn't malicious!."

  21. Re:Not the holder's money on UNSW Has Collected an Estimated $100,000 In Piracy Fines Since 2008 · · Score: 1

    The copyright holder don't care. As long as the university is stopping people from downloading free content

    Why in the world would they want to stop people? They're making money from it! They have incentive to make it as easy as possible. Their best strategy is likely to be to ignore most of it and issue the occasional small fine. That both keeps it going and fills their coffers.

  22. Why is that insightful? Claiming ownership is not the same as copying. It is funny though.

  23. Re:It's a combination of problems on For Some Would-Be Google Glass Buyers and Devs, Delays May Mean Giving Up · · Score: 1

    Hint for internet tough guys: don't boast about your fencing skills unless you habitually wear a sword.

    Maybe he meant he built sheep enclosures and stuff.

  24. Re:Always a bigger fish. on For Some Would-Be Google Glass Buyers and Devs, Delays May Mean Giving Up · · Score: 1

    He doesn't want any trouble, but if you hit him, he has every right to pummel you to mush.

    He does? Is this some sort of special "Bouncer Exclusion" to the normal assault laws?

  25. Re:Hear something similar from Verizon? Riiight. on AT&T Stops Using 'Super Cookies' To Track Cellphone Data · · Score: 2

    That is amazing. I was sure your link would go to some rant-filled blog, but those are Verizon's actual words in the court filing. Unbelievable.