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  1. Re:Speculation? on Chinese Hack Attacks on DoD Networks Coordinated · · Score: 1
    The thing about the boy who cried wolf: in the end, the wolf actually did come.

    I think you're missing the point of the story.

  2. Illinois Bill on Illinois Bill Would Ban Social Networking Sites · · Score: 1

    Illinois Bill - Minnesota Fats' little-known brother with the less catchy name.

  3. Re:What about Soviet Russia? on The Pirated Software Problem in the 3rd World · · Score: 1
    I'm curious to know what the opinions on this matter are from Slashdotters who happen to live in these developing countries where piracy is rampant.

    I was in Nicaragua this weekend, and there were dozens of sidewalk shops selling movies and software for a dollar or two per disk. This a place where, for instance, a construction worker makes $3 a day, and a particularly skilled one makes $5. My cab fare from the bus station to the hotel was 10 Cordoba. (The exchange rate is C18 to $1.) Buying retail for these people is completely out of the question.

  4. Re:Re-Enactment on MacResearch Introduces OpenMacGrid · · Score: 1
    focus it where it really counts, like finding a cure to debilitating diseases or searching for intelligent life.

    I agree with your sentiments, but folding@home is a solid investment, seti is like buying tickets to a million-ball lottery.

  5. Re:Only in America! on Dell Laptops Have Shocking New Problem · · Score: 1
    Real techies use bare wires and a screwdriver to open ground, remove the screwdriver and the socket holds the wires in place.

    I was in Nicaragua last year and the air conditioner in the hotel had frozen over. The maintenance guy looked perplexed when an hour later it still hadn't melted, so I suggested using a hair dryer. The guy and his assistant laughed like I was making a joke, then got quiet when they realized that maybe it wasn't such a bad idea. The only problem was that the hair dryer in the bathroom was wired into the socket. To my amazement this guy shrugged, popped open the socket and disconnected the live wires, as I guess it was too much of a bother to go throw the circuit breaker.

    So now he had a hair dryer with bare wires dangling from it. And the air conditioner was high on the wall, so he sent his assistant to get an extension cord. He plugged that into the wall, then stuck the bare wires into the other end, and told his assistant to hold them there while he defrosted the ice. So he's up there with the dryer, and his assistant is standing below him with these wires shoved into the socket, and water's pouring down, and it's a big mess just waiting to get worse...and amazingly, *nothing* went wrong.

  6. Re:Oh. My. God. on iPhone Lawsuit Put On Hold For The Moment · · Score: 1
    Someone is way ahead of you

    Are they going to pay for two years of service, too?

  7. Re:bo-oh-oh-oh-oh-gus! on Mac Developer Mulls Zero-day Security Response · · Score: 1
    The MacOS population represents a rounding error to the botnet "community."

    Except that there's a lot of competition for those WIndows machines. There's none for the OS X machines. So if you can "own" the Macs you own a nice, stable, and extremely rentable fleet of bots.

  8. Re:Hollywood? Promoting Writers? on Solving DRM in the BitTorrent Age · · Score: 1
    The thing is, actors decompose faster than writers.

    So they exhume Beethoven and when they pop open the casket there he is, surrounded by musical scores, and he's erasing them!
    "Mr. Beethoven, what are you doing?!," they exclaim.
    "What else would I be doing? I'm decomposing!"

  9. Re:Where to read books on Solving DRM in the BitTorrent Age · · Score: 1
    And there are very popular private trackers like BitMe and Elbitz that are specifically dedicated to educational material.

    Thanks. Do you have a spare invitation?

  10. Re:I can see the headline on Scientists Attempt To Calm Volcano · · Score: 1

    +1, Much More Clever than the Parent

  11. Re:Why? on Why "Yahoo" Is The #1 Search Term On Google · · Score: 2, Funny
    I asked Alice when she was 10 feet tall, and I ended up here for some reason. What's a Slashdot?

    srettam taht ffuts, sdren rof swen.

    - The White Knight

  12. Re:Moral is complicated on Microsoft Retracts Patent · · Score: 1
    There are several examples of independent inventions where the product is nearly identical.

    I don't just mean that they achieve the same end or have the same functions, I mean the step-by-step walkthrough is nearly identical, right down to the dialog boxes.

  13. Re:That's really not that large on Inside the Lucasfilm datacenter · · Score: 1
    I'm pretty sure Google's datacentre has evolved beyond the need for an ass.

    I think they needed some to negotiate that slippery slope in China.

  14. Re:Vote with your money on Microsoft Copies Idea, Admits It, Then Patents It · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I should point out that Gates is rich *on paper*. I imagine if MSFT stock instantly folded he wouldn't be a happy camper.

    Yeah ok. He currently owns 977,924,000 shares. MSFT dividends are $0.40 per share. Even ignoring everything else, I think he's doing ok.

  15. Re:Sick Software "Patents" on Microsoft Copies Idea, Admits It, Then Patents It · · Score: 2, Informative
    Not trying to be grammar police or anything, just wondering. Anyone care to explain?

    In British English corporations are referred to in the plural.

  16. Re:A la Bash.org on One In Five Windows Installs Is Non-Genuine · · Score: 1
    That was the most worthless comment you've ever posted. Which makes _this_ the most worthless comment you've ever read.

    I guess this isn't as well known as I or the GP thought.

  17. Re:A la Bash.org on One In Five Windows Installs Is Non-Genuine · · Score: 1
    22%? That's almost 25%!

    That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever read.

  18. Re:OT, sick day scams... on Running Your Electric Meter Backwards · · Score: 1

    I almost including a line at the bottom saying something like "ok, cue the list of people who will explain that he never actually said that," but I figured it wasn't really necessary. I see I was mistaken. Actually it turns out he did say it, but it was, like I said in my post, about kilometers and had nothing to do with computers.

  19. Re:OT, sick day scams... on Running Your Electric Meter Backwards · · Score: 5, Funny
    I don't need to have seen the exact car to know that it has at least 5 digits in its odo. ALL CARS DO.

    I think Bill Gates has one with three digits, and it's in kilometers, not miles. The car was custom built, and they explained there wasn't room for more digits. Gates, of course, said (and who doesn't see this coming) "No problem. 640k should be enough for anybody."

  20. Re:Yeah and you expected? on Apple to Charge for Boot Camp? · · Score: 1
    And I'll proudly admit I'm not familiar with Firebug

    You're missing out. It's really good. My main browser is Safari, but for web development nothing beats FF + Firebug.

  21. Re:Of course on Nobel Prize Winners Live Longer · · Score: 1
    Staying alive increases your chance of being nominated multiple times and getting the recognition needed to get the prize.

    How many people have been nominated multiple times? Is it a lot? (I'm asking. I don't know the answer.)

  22. Re:Thank God it didn't happen on The Partnership That Could Have Changed Everything · · Score: 1
    And of course, you base all of this on absolutely nothing. How ... interesting.

    I'd say his conclusion at the end, where he doubts that MS could have developed something similar, seems well grounded.

  23. Re:If... on The Partnership That Could Have Changed Everything · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...but Windows running on a Mac is just a PC with a nice case.

    Not exactly. It's more like a visitors pass into Hell instead of being a permanent resident - you can always leave when it all becomes too much.

  24. Re:Of course on Nobel Prize Winners Live Longer · · Score: 1
    They are already old when they win and the ones who dies young can't win. Noble stated that no dead person could win the Nobel Prize.

    An interesting idea, but I'm pretty sure you have to be alive to be nominated, too.

  25. Re:Fine assumptions, poor conclusion on Extraterrestrials Probably Haven't Found Us - Yet · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It would be more helpful if his brain power could be used for more important tasks such as how to cure cancer, save the environment, efficient energy storage and so on.

    People are not ants. They do what interests them. Your time would be better spent, say, feeding the poor, yet here you are on slashdot.