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  1. Re:Why want? on The Neverending Sex.com Story · · Score: 1
    Pennsylvania is full of them too

    We have the cities of "Intercourse" and "Blue Balls". There's even a restaurant in the former that's known for their pastries. They sell T-shirts that say "I got sticky buns from Intercourse".

    Personally, I live in "Beaver". But a few lucky people get to live up the road in "Big Beaver".

  2. Re:I was expecting to see a behemoth, but ... on A Truly Silent Desktop PC · · Score: 1
    Most often you don't get good-looking !and! silent at the same time.

    same goes for women... ;)

    Hell, I'd settle for just one of those qualities in a woman.
  3. Re:Governor Huckabee on "Super-DMCA" Bills In Tennessee and Arkansas · · Score: 3, Funny
    GO DOWN ...ON... this guy
    You're thinking of a previous Governor of Arkansas.
  4. Bear detecting PDA on PDA/Radiation Detector · · Score: 1
    I want one that also tracks hungry, angry bears and emits a loud noise when it senses their proximity.
    Yes, because attracting the bear to your location is obviously the best tactic in this situation.
  5. Re:Huh? on DOS Attack Via US Postal Service · · Score: 0
    Out of curiosity, exactly what criminal law does this violate?
    impersonation of an anal orifice.
    Oh, you mean like this?

    (wow, it's actually an appropriate link, now that we know it's an hermaphrodite).
  6. Re:Friendly Fire (again) on U.S. Forces In Iraq Ban GPS Phones · · Score: 1

    Well said.

  7. Re:Maintaining XFree86 on The XFree86 Fork() Saga Continues · · Score: 1
    you seem to be assuming that the audio is somehow connected to "the terminal". anyone creating software for music/audio production is working on a system in which audio has nothing to do with "the terminal". its delivered to a signal routing path that is completely external to the computer.
    You are assuming that sound can only be handled in a single way.

    Your scenario is legitimate, and would certainly not involve X in any way. You could make the same sort of case for video. There are people who work on software for video production, where the video has nothing to do with "the terminal".

    However, sound is also an output format for terminals, just as video is. In this usage, it most certainly is tied to the terminal. And X should be able to control all of these terminal output devices.

  8. Re:Maintaining XFree86 on The XFree86 Fork() Saga Continues · · Score: 3, Insightful
    - It's obvious audio must be integral. Integrate it.
    Why is that obvious? I, for one, don't see it at all. XFree86 sends stuff to your video card and your monitor, the audio drivers send stuff to your sound card and your speakers.
    No, X accepts input from your terminal (keyboard, mouse, etc.), and produces output to your terminal (video, and yes, audio *should* be included too). Why should audio be treated any differently? It's another common output mechanism for modern terminals. The fact that audio is not controlled just means that the current X server is really showing its age.
  9. Re:I want life on Mars... on Flowing Water Discovered on Mars · · Score: 0
    Let's go.
    Ok!

    You first...

  10. Re:Mirror on Unreal History of the Atari 2600 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Yeah, that was funny the first time somebody did it.

    Now it's just old.

  11. Re:black on Blacker Than Black · · Score: 1, Funny
    Why is this moderated as "Informative"?

    Are there actually 2 moderators out there who said "Damn, you mean Wile E. Coyote was chasing a Road Runner? Boy that sure was an informative post. I better mark it as such!"

    You two should be ashamed. Give up the rest of your moderator points. You don't deserve them.

  12. Re:Not enough documentation on Linux in Enterprise Environments · · Score: 2, Informative
    When it comes to good, thorough documentation and API releases, I've always thought that this is an area where Linux is truly lacking. Hypothetically speaking, I think a coder learning Java for a new Windows P2P program that he must write would have a much easier time than a programmer who must learn Perl or C on his Linux box and create a network-intensive application that installs and runs the same way on all distributions of Linux, as well as Mac OS X.
    Wow. I've always thought that one of the benefits of programming in C on Linux was the wealth of documentation available! For starters, there are man pages documenting every system interface and most of the C libraries.

    And since Linux is a Unix clone, you can pick up any book on Unix programming and it will apply to Linux as well (I recommend books written by W. Richard Stevens, especially "Unix Network Programming" for the case you site above).

    So yes, I believe you are "non enlightened". Perhaps you just haven't been doing much Unix programming. Believe me, there is a wealth of information out there.

  13. Re:Outrageous! on 1660 Diary Becomes 2003 Weblog · · Score: 5, Funny
    Yes, the one thing the Internet lacks is sex.
    I like monkeys.
    You really should be more careful about the sentence that comes right before your sig...
  14. Re:Guns are bad, m'kay? on Keeping An Eye On Total Information Awareness · · Score: 2
    If you were intentionally killing animals with the car (like you do with the gun), then yes: you + car = bad.
    No, the question wasn't "am I bad", the question was, "is the car bad"?

    But your avoidance of the question pretty much proves the point. It's the *person* that is bad, the "weapon" is just a tool.

  15. Re:sharealike = gpl? on Creative Commons Launches Today · · Score: 2
    How is their ShareAlike License different from GPL?
    The major difference will be that ShareAlike and GPL code cannot be mixed, since each requires the resulting work to only be available under the same license.

    Because of this, I don't see why they thought it necessary to create a new, almost identical license.

  16. Guns are bad, m'kay? on Keeping An Eye On Total Information Awareness · · Score: 2

    My car has killed more animals than my gun has. Does that mean my car is bad too?

  17. WTF? (Re:Googlisms) on Google's new toys · · Score: 2
    Heh, just for S&G's, I thought I'd try my name in googlism. The result is here . Not very flattering, is it?

    So I got to wondering, "who thinks that about me and why?". So I highlighted that quote and plugged it into google

    Basically, there's some retard on an inline skating forum with my name. Great. Hope my parents don't hear about googlism.

    <g>

  18. Re:I know who posted the Wal-Mart info on FatWallet Strikes Back Using DMCA · · Score: 2
    It was that little 'Smiley' guy that is always cutting the prices.
    Actually, he's more of a maniacally-laughing face
  19. Re:Way to go, guys... on University of Twente NOC Fire Arson · · Score: 2
    Let's show our sympathies regarding the loss of one of the fastest computer networks in Europe by Slashdotting their web servers!
    Of course, to find out that they were slashdotted, you clicked on the link, didn't you?
  20. Damn! on Ants Invade iBook · · Score: 2
    The baby's sleeping, I'm trying to be quiet, and your post put me into uncontrollable fits of laughter! God, I'm still wiping away the tears!

    That's one hell of an image. Thank you!

  21. Re:Oh well. on EMI Customer Relations Tells It Like It Is · · Score: 2
    I'm just waiting for ONE major artist (Madonna, Phil Collins, Elton John, etc.) to publically refuse to resign with the RIAA...
    Prince did this. Doesn't get much more major than him. Unfortunately, he was terrible at getting his message out, and nowadays people just think he was a kook because he "changed his name to a symbol".
  22. Re:Ironic on Ig Nobels Awarded · · Score: 5, Funny
    Ironic that awards for technologies with dubious benefits are being streamed in RealVideo...
    That's not ironic.
    That's *appropriate*.
  23. Re:Is it really lean? on Mozilla Jumps on 'Lean Browser' Bandwagon · · Score: 2
    Not that I care that much, but Dillo is not a modern browser....it's really only at the level of an unpolished Netscape 3: capable of displaying basic pages but not anything very complicated.
    Dillo is modern in that it is currently being developed, can be run on modern operating systems, and is attempting to support the most recent html specification - HTML 4.01. What you are describing is a lack of features and lack of portability. It's still quite capable of displaying most of what I want. Slashdot & Kuro5hin look just fine in it, for example.

    Netscape 3 turns out not to be an option for me. It won't run on modern linux kernels. I forget what version of HTML it supports, but it's certainly not 4.0. This is definitely not a "modern browser".

  24. Pot calling the kettle black? on FSF Issues GNU/Linux Name FAQ · · Score: 2, Flamebait
    However, there are people who do not like our saying this. Sometimes those people push us away in response. On occasion they are so rude that one wonders if they are intentionally trying to intimidate us into silence. It doesn't silence us, but it does tend to divide the community, so we hope you can convince them to stop.
    What a load of crap. Sorry, but Stallman is the one who uses this issue to divide the community. An example of his behavior can be found here. I quote:
    Dr. Stallman insists that the proper name is GNU/Linux. In fact, he will not agree to an interview without assurances that GNU/Linux will be used in all references.
    You see, I'm ok with other people calling it GNU/Linux. But I don't want to call it that, and I don't like other people coercing me or anyone else into calling it that. It is the Stallman who is insisting on alienating the part of the community that just wants to say "Linux".
  25. Re:Is it really lean? on Mozilla Jumps on 'Lean Browser' Bandwagon · · Score: 2
    Why not take an old version of Netscape for a spin?
    That might be a viable option, but I'd probably have to go back to Navigator 3.x. I've got Navigator 4.79 on another RH73 box, and it's a bit too big for my P66:

    ~> size /usr/lib/netscape/netscape-navigator
    text data bss dec hex filename
    6582674 1082072 271876 7936622 791a6e /usr/lib/netscape/netscape-navigator

    That's nearly an 8MB image, which is much too large for a machine with 20MB main memory.