it would be much easier to add filters to just block out stuff from.sex or.xxx, how are we supposed to get our porn?
Uhm. I think we can put them on, say,.shop or.banc.
Ask Jesus about your favourite pr0n site...
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...and you'll see bizarre things like:
Holy sites with images
Girls doth doesting it all
Tempting servant Nicky
Fine They who are made from the rib of man
kinky three-eth ways
Hot fornication parables
Big foreskin bitches
Famous sinners
Fornication in lingerie
Whale teen lovers
More Holy Pictures at Cindy's Fornication Palace!
If thee visit the tablets to mine left thee shall get to see my girlfriends site, each one specializing in Satan's own field!
I, by the powers of Grayskull, humped mine foreskin unto the air to congregate her thrusts. Kims said, "Listen to my words! Wendy, mine fist is inside unto of thee and I'm fornicateing thee". I said, "Listen to my words! Oh Kim, fornicate me faster, thee fist fsckin' cunt". She said, "Listen to my words! Beget upon thine knees, baby. I covet to lick thine asshole whilst I fist fornicate thee".
It isn't in English, but it isn't even in Portuguese. It's in Babblefishish. Either ask someone to translate the scoop in a decent way, or cypher it, or keep it in English! Vocês entenderam, seus malas? Isso não é Português! Isso é um amontoado incompreensível de frases desconexas! Argh.
Ok, the idea is: unknown staff members of Andover are using an undocumented slash feature to talk about Slashdot Marketing.
Unonymous in Indy writes: "So you've shut uff your cookies, blocked those bonner-ed sites, and instelled Junkbuster. Horty vlorty schnipp schnipp! Filing secure in your anonymity? Well, Mertin Pool et Linuxcere Australia knus a wey they con still track you whi you surf: By asing the HTTP ceche-control hider. Horty vlorty schnipp schnipp! It's ver more devious thon cookies, and more difficult to block, too. His erticle the Meontime Ixploit will give you a description and a demonstration." Es a bonus, Mertin's writing is vunny and clir. Horty vlorty schnipp schnipp! Welcome to Stonderd Peronoia Time.
"Yes, mathematicians are satisfied that Fermat's Last Theorem has been proved. Andrew Wiles's proof of the 'semistable modularity conjecture'--the key part of his proof--has been carefully checked and even simplified. It was already known before Wiles's proof that Fermat's Last Theorem would be a consequence of the modularity conjecture, combining it with another big theorem due to Ken Ribet and using key ideas from Gerhard Frey and Jean-Pierre Serre.
is it true that all of cuba only has a 128k satellite link to the 'net?
In Brazil we use IP over regular surface mail. Horrid ping times, usually several weeks. In fact I'm still waiting for the original 1993 web document to be loaded, and I started the connection in 1993!
Why have those puny lights blinking at the back of your network card when you can have the entire cable blinking? Now THAT would be great! Just imagine it in a room of lots of computers and hubs! (Yuck!)
Since zombie processes are harmless (they already deallocated all used resources except the process table entry) I believe a more appropriate term could be luser or script-kiddy.
Humm... an University distro. iI probably has +2 bonus in research and -2 in probe (no prob, it's GPL anyway), gives a free network node in every site (great!), one free technology at installation time, extra drone for every four users (hmm, not good), and *may not use Fundamentalist policies* so no jihad penguins! (leave them for the Believers distro).
OTOH a Morgan distro would be good for those who wanto to IPO, and a Hive distro would be good for security (since it already comes with a Perimeter Defense).
Are your projects well managed and well documented in appropriate formats? Approprate, huh, yes. When I forget what a chunk of code or command line option does, I can guess it in quite a few attempts.
Have you given attention to the user interface? Of course. I even used getopt_long(3) to manage long options, so clueless users can use a highly intuitive, self-explanatory interface!
Does your software have the polish that's needed to gain acceptance outside the hacker community? Of course it does. Dominik Mierzejewski built the RPM packages, and he's not Chinese!
Are your users being looked after and feeling as if they're a necessary and appreciated part of the Open Source development process? Except for the fact that all of them ask for an XMMS plugin (including here in/. -- thanks to all who sent me email, ugh), yes, why not? And I'll write the XMMS plugin for the next version! As I did in the previous five versions!
Is your Web site up to date, and does it contain all the information it needs, presented in a consistent, logical format that makes it easy to find information? Sure. And what is not there is mentioned in the package docs somewhere, or if it does not correspond to the actual implementation the implementation has the authoritative information, so it's all there, just check the implementation following the steps of question 1.
If the answer to any of these questions is "no", your software is falling short of its potential. If you've ever said that you wish there were more female geeks in the Open Source community, now may be your opportunity to welcome them into your team, not as mascots or hangers-on, but as an indispensable part of the project.
Of course the answer of all questions is "yes", but if you're a female geek and want to improve my project by adding BP Soundmon, TFMX and VectorDean support, integrating an m68k emulator to allow Deli compatibility, you're very very welcome!
Oh, ok. Maybe the project isn't as messy as I described... But I can't see why a female geek could make it less messy. I see female geeks as equals, i.e. as organized or disorganized as any male geek, no worse, no better as software developer. No need for Conjoined Twin Myslexia Day or whatever. Miod Vallat's MikMod, the competitor, has much better documentation -- and the last time I checked there was no girls in MikMod's credits.
Shocking as it may sound, cloning humans is possible and has been done already. A small image of a cloned subject is available here. The scientific article has been published here. However the behaviour of the clone may be unpredictable.
Two PCs running Windows NT control the panoramic camera, perform landmark based navigation, and run the autonomous classification software.
Humm... here's another quote from the page: "Between January 22 and January 26 Nomad autonomously found and correctly classified in-situ 3 indigenous meteorites. Nomad also found but incorrectly classified a fourth meteorite as terrestrial rock.":) The page also states that Nomad classified meteorite #12322 as "interesting". I wonder if others are classified as "funny" or "troll"...
What "Bob" Dobbs then learned is a matter of Church, for he fell to the ground with a stumbly lurch, and he spouted and ranted and started to shout, "THE X-ISTS ARE COMING! ALL YOU YETIS, GET OUT!"
For "Bob" learned that the Yeti were the original race, and the humans came later, and there went the place! They both were created by creatures from space.
The genes of the Yeti to this day survive in those called SubGenius, those few left alive, who are different as different as different can be. Do you think one is you? I know one is me!
As long as the user is aware that the "possible instability (or worse)" could be "filesystem trashing". I had 2.3.33 to 39 triggering BUG() calls in ext2, 2.3.40 had no such problem so far.
I'm also trying to get ALSA 0.5.1 working but it keeps throwing up due to problems to allocate contiguous memory for DMA buffers. It doesn't seem to be kernel related however, since others have it working in the 30's and 40's. The CPiA (webcam II) video4linux driver doesn't like my system as well.
Games were responsible for creating the market which enabled 3dfx and NVidia to mass-product $100 graphics chips which outperform $100,000 Silicon Graphics workstations.
That's right, but for games. Many of the nice features you can find in an SGI box are not implemented in the cheap cards, like an accumulation buffer, or layers. In many cards the stencil buffer is missing. I'm currently working with OpenGL robot dynamics simulation with a high-end PC and a TNT2 card, and I would trade it for an O2 anytime.
Ok Taco, you asked for this!
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Must... resist... Must... resist... Aaaargh! I can't. Ok, here it is.
Slashdot Mirror
- Holy sites with images
- Girls doth doesting it all
- Tempting servant Nicky
- Fine They who are made from the rib of man
- kinky three-eth ways
- Hot fornication parables
- Big foreskin bitches
- Famous sinners
- Fornication in lingerie
- Whale teen lovers
- More Holy Pictures at Cindy's Fornication Palace!
If thee visit the tablets to mine left thee shall get to see my girlfriends site, each one specializing in Satan's own field!I, by the powers of Grayskull, humped mine foreskin unto the air to congregate her thrusts. Kims said, "Listen to my words! Wendy, mine fist is inside unto of thee and I'm fornicateing thee". I said, "Listen to my words! Oh Kim, fornicate me faster, thee fist fsckin' cunt". She said, "Listen to my words! Beget upon thine knees, baby. I covet to lick thine asshole whilst I fist fornicate thee".
Oh my. This is funnier than Babelfish.
And it is known to translate "bass player" to "stock exchange operator". Ugh.
Ok, the idea is: unknown staff members of Andover are using an undocumented slash feature to talk about Slashdot Marketing.
| tr fuovVO vouwWA | sed 's/ee/i/g;s/uu/u/g;s/vv/f/g;s/zi/the/ig;s/tre/t ra/g;s/\([^ ]\)sh/\1ti/g;s/ o/ a/g;s/-a//g'
Unonymous in Indy writes: "So you've shut uff your cookies, blocked those bonner-ed sites, and instelled Junkbuster. Horty vlorty schnipp schnipp! Filing secure in your anonymity? Well, Mertin Pool et Linuxcere Australia knus a wey they con still track you whi you surf: By asing the HTTP ceche-control hider. Horty vlorty schnipp schnipp! It's ver more devious thon cookies, and more difficult to block, too. His erticle the Meontime Ixploit will give you a description and a demonstration." Es a bonus, Mertin's writing is vunny and clir. Horty vlorty schnipp schnipp! Welcome to Stonderd Peronoia Time.
In Brazil we use IP over regular surface mail. Horrid ping times, usually several weeks. In fact I'm still waiting for the original 1993 web document to be loaded, and I started the connection in 1993!
...but not Pokemon either. Could anyone identify the owner of these butts?
Why have those puny lights blinking at the back of your network card when you can have the entire cable blinking? Now THAT would be great! Just imagine it in a room of lots of computers and hubs! (Yuck!)
Since zombie processes are harmless (they already deallocated all used resources except the process table entry) I believe a more appropriate term could be luser or script-kiddy.
OTOH a Morgan distro would be good for those who wanto to IPO, and a Hive distro would be good for security (since it already comes with a Perimeter Defense).
Approprate, huh, yes. When I forget what a chunk of code or command line option does, I can guess it in quite a few attempts.
Of course. I even used getopt_long(3) to manage long options, so clueless users can use a highly intuitive, self-explanatory interface!
Of course it does. Dominik Mierzejewski built the RPM packages, and he's not Chinese!
Except for the fact that all of them ask for an XMMS plugin (including here in
Sure. And what is not there is mentioned in the package docs somewhere, or if it does not correspond to the actual implementation the implementation has the authoritative information, so it's all there, just check the implementation following the steps of question 1.
If the answer to any of these questions is "no", your software is falling short of its potential. If you've ever said that you wish there were more female geeks in the Open Source community, now may be your opportunity to welcome them into your team, not as mascots or hangers-on, but as an indispensable part of the project.
Of course the answer of all questions is "yes", but if you're a female geek and want to improve my project by adding BP Soundmon, TFMX and VectorDean support, integrating an m68k emulator to allow Deli compatibility, you're very very welcome!
Oh, ok. Maybe the project isn't as messy as I described... But I can't see why a female geek could make it less messy. I see female geeks as equals, i.e. as organized or disorganized as any male geek, no worse, no better as software developer. No need for Conjoined Twin Myslexia Day or whatever. Miod Vallat's MikMod, the competitor, has much better documentation -- and the last time I checked there was no girls in MikMod's credits.
And yes, I will write the damn XMMS plugin! :)
So I believe UNIX passwords are stored in plain text?
Shocking as it may sound, cloning humans is possible and has been done already. A small image of a cloned subject is available here. The scientific article has been published here. However the behaviour of the clone may be unpredictable.
The search engine companies are missing a nice opportunity to sponsor nomad. That would make an ideal ad :)
for he fell to the ground with a stumbly lurch,
and he spouted and ranted and started to shout,
"THE X-ISTS ARE COMING! ALL YOU YETIS, GET OUT!"
For "Bob" learned that the Yeti were the original race,
and the humans came later, and there went the place!
They both were created by creatures from space.
The genes of the Yeti to this day survive
in those called SubGenius, those few left alive,
who are different as different as different can be.
Do you think one is you? I know one is me!
(from The Slack FAQ)
Also check the Fobonics Institute, accept no imitation!
Reiser, maybe. ext3 is definitely 2.5 stuff.
I'm also trying to get ALSA 0.5.1 working but it keeps throwing up due to problems to allocate contiguous memory for DMA buffers. It doesn't seem to be kernel related however, since others have it working in the 30's and 40's. The CPiA (webcam II) video4linux driver doesn't like my system as well.
No offense intended, of course :)