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  1. Re:Randall Munroe on XKCD Author's Unpublished Book Remains a Best-Seller For 5 Months · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hint: Being near-circular in body shape is not the normal human shape. It's called obesity.

    Other hint: Being quite thin and have a big, round head is (or should be) the normal condition of at least 50% of the human population (men + prepubescent children). The remaining 40-something % is (or should be) also quite thin with a big, round head, but often includes two lumps on the chest area. Then, for about 50% of the human population, at certain points in their lives they will sport another, smaller thin object with a round head.

  2. Security... on Apple Said To Team With Visa, MasterCard On iPhone Wallet · · Score: 1

    Let's hope Apple's new fingerprint reader is better than their previous one: http://www.theguardian.com/tec...

  3. Re:They could start by not using civilians as shie on Islamic State "Laptop of Doom" Hints At Plots Including Bubonic Plague · · Score: 1

    Your argument... As opposed to what? Israel just killing Palestinians (terrorists, adults, children, men, women, journalists, doctors, UN personel, whatever), period?

  4. Re:/. Is ostensibly a social network. on Study: Social Networks Have Negative Effect On Individual Welfare · · Score: 1

    If it's anti-social, can it still be a 'network'?

  5. Re:I'm recreating Detroit in my SimCity on This 'SimCity 4' Region With 107 Million People Took Eight Months of Planning · · Score: 1

    Clearly the giant monster and alien attack are merely stand-ins for the damage done by corrupt politicians and idiot bosses (like those at Electronic Arts), respectively. How I wish the first had a single monstrous eye and clawed arms and an omnimuous black finishing in real life, it would make recognising them much easier. However, representing idiot bosses using UFOs was not required - you usually notice right away they are not of this world.

  6. In Seismic America... on Slashdot Asks: How Prepared Are You For an Earthquake? · · Score: 0

    ...Earth shakes You.

    Oh, wait.

  7. Re:Simulate this... on Google Wants To Test Driverless Cars In a Simulation · · Score: 1

    Result of bug: Google car intact and still functional, passengers fried to a nice crisp gold-brown color, expected to taste like pork buns.

  8. Re:Simulations are limited by imagination on Google Wants To Test Driverless Cars In a Simulation · · Score: 1

    No. However, unlike a simulation, where the only values taken into account are those put in by the programmers and the car's designers (for stuff like wear-rates of mechanical parts), a test track will at least show values closer to real use, and may reveal unexpected hardware failures.

  9. Re:legal issues. on UK Police Warn Sharing James Foley Killing Video Is a Crime · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately the Netherlands have a large amount of people who think it's alright that extreme rightist asshats spew hateful speech, but when a Muslim does it they need to be expelled.

  10. Re:Seems to be working really well... on UK Police Warn Sharing James Foley Killing Video Is a Crime · · Score: 1

    According to Dutch media, at least one of them is....British.

    Perhaps they are afraid someone will recognize the voices? Why would that be a problem? Or are the people making these videos UK security agency implants?

  11. Re: Jurisdiction 101 on UK Police Warn Sharing James Foley Killing Video Is a Crime · · Score: 1

    So did the Scottish.

  12. Re:Might makes right ? on UK Police Warn Sharing James Foley Killing Video Is a Crime · · Score: 1

    Ostrich? Isn't that the local people's name for Austria, which is short for Australia?

  13. Re:Too much good content is deleted at Wikipedia. on Latest Wikipedia Uproar Over 'Superprotection' · · Score: 1

    For an obvious example of how bad Wikipedia can be, check out their articles on paranormal events. A lot of articles explain things like UFO sightings without any scepticism and present so-called 'facts' in revised historical contexts.

  14. Re:Raise the bar? on Berlin Bans Car Service Uber · · Score: 1

    The bar that in Europe is placed much higher than (apparently) in the ole US of A, a concept that Uber appears to have some trouble grasping (not so Uber, eh?). So a business model that might work well in North America due to the abyssimal suckage of 'real' taxis there comes up at the bottom of the barrel at the other side of the Atlantic.

  15. Re:Picking nits.. on Berlin Bans Car Service Uber · · Score: 1

    Gah, Slashdot doesn't take all Unicode characters properly :/

    Read "Europe is not the USA"

  16. Re:Picking nits.. on Berlin Bans Car Service Uber · · Score: 1

    Your "possible slacker" would likely not get a taxi license in Europe, first and foremost because his car is not up to standards. Europe USA.

  17. Re:Uber is quite retarded on Berlin Bans Car Service Uber · · Score: 1

    Uber was (predictably) banned in a couple of Dutch cities for basically the same reason as in Berlin. Taxis here need licenses and have to adhere to strict guidelines due to serious issues with price-fixing and unacceptable behaviour by (not always) unlicensed taxi drivers (including robberies) in the past. Uber's reaction was "The law is obviously wrong and needs to be changed the future. We expect that this change will be made soon.".

    This showcases some incredible arrogance and lack of understanding of how things work. A) Those laws and rules are the way they are because of historical reasons; those reasons are very likely to rear their ugly head again when licenses are abolished. B) Exclusive deals (e.g. where Uber would be the only one to be able to provide unlicensed taxis) are against European law. C) A company can't decide for everyone what the law should be; changes to the law will have to be agreed upon by all parties (and taxi unions are powerful). D) Suggesting that a law ought to change 'soon' because it means company X can't use their (obviously flawed) business model might work in a highly corrupt country (or one that does not care about consumer rights); it has no place in a democracy, and considering Uber seems to think it it ought to work that way maybe means Uber should be investigated for possible corruption practices...

  18. Re:What a bunch of pansies on US Army To Transport American Ebola Victim To Atlanta Hospital From Liberia · · Score: 1

    So, the worst that could happen is if the poor sod's plane would disintegrate above a populated area, sucking him into one of the engines, and sending his remains downwards on the population in a fine mist?

    Sounds like a plan.

  19. Re:Why do you think that on US Army To Transport American Ebola Victim To Atlanta Hospital From Liberia · · Score: 1

    Of course, it would be quite ironic if a mishandled case of a deadly disease would accidentally wipe out the USA's foremost expertise center on contagious diseases. And embarrassing. And very bad.

  20. Re:NIMBY at its finest on US Army To Transport American Ebola Victim To Atlanta Hospital From Liberia · · Score: 0

    Perhaps Obama is the Antichrist afterall and this is his way of bringing the world to its end! Ebola for everyone, instead of equality for everyone!

  21. I've had some success starting off in US labs. Especially those that keep samples for a longer time. There I made a killing, twice. Once during the original exposure phase, and once about 30 years onward. It was a very fun birthday party, except that all the invitees were dead at the end, which was a bit of a downer.

    Perhaps this year I'll be able to make my first transcontinental experience!

  22. Re:The American Dream on 35% of American Adults Have Debt 'In Collections' · · Score: 1

    Russia is not a communist country anymore (they wish they were!). I have some trouble determining whether your post is sarcastic or not, by the way. Having relatively high taxes on income and sales is not necessarily bad; it allows for better government facilities for citizens (such as a medical system that isn't terribly expensive for the care it provides).

  23. Re:Please Explain This Crap on Gaza's Only Power Plant Knocked Offline · · Score: 1

    "amazingly measured manner"?

    What would consist a "minor" escalation in your world? Nuking a city off the map?

  24. Re:Hamas Is 100 Percent of the Problem on Gaza's Only Power Plant Knocked Offline · · Score: 1

    Simple.

    The Israeli offensive is a war against terrorism. It aims at the complete destruction of terrorists. Therefore, there is no collateral damage involved. They are killing terrorists, potential terrorists (men), future terrorists (children), terrorist production facilities (women), terror tunnels (tunnels), terrorist protectors and repairers (doctors, hospitals), terrorist shelters (houses), terror-learning centers (schools), terror fuel (power plants), terror exchange facilities (airports - already destroyed a long time ago), and terrorist and antisemitic ideas (any form of criticism of the state of Israel and its actions).

  25. Re:The point? on MIT's Ted Postol Presents More Evidence On Iron Dome Failures · · Score: 1

    I bet the remaining 95% chemical, biological, and possibly nuclear warhead missiles will be more than enough to lay Israel to waste. You see, with that kind of weapon, only a 100% effective (which isn't possible) defense system will prevent damage. So it's a waste of money anyway.